1 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:03,829 Previously onB Positive...I'm getting my kidney. 2 00:00:03,873 --> 00:00:05,048 What?No way! 3 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,049 Son of a bitch! 4 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:08,443 Seriously? 5 00:00:08,486 --> 00:00:09,661 We're going to Iceland? 6 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:11,663 Well, we can't go just yet, 7 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:13,230 but we can still plan for it. 8 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:15,058 This is weirdly spontaneous for you. 9 00:00:15,102 --> 00:00:17,321 Did your doctor give you new drugs?[chuckles] 10 00:00:17,365 --> 00:00:19,367 No, Maddie. I'm just excited. 11 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,934 I mean, Game of Thrones was filmed there. 12 00:00:21,978 --> 00:00:23,458 We can pretend we're White Walkers. 13 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:25,199 "Winter is coming. King in the North!" 14 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:26,722 [chuckles] 15 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,115 Jerry's gonna be okay, 16 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:30,204 but his body rejected the kidney. 17 00:00:30,247 --> 00:00:32,075 Yes, it is a terrible setback. 18 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:34,512 But it's how you deal with setbacks that define you 19 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,079 as a person. You're not gonna be alone, 20 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,038 because you are stuck 21 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:40,040 with each and every one of us. 22 00:00:40,083 --> 00:00:41,084 Not only did you 23 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,303 uplift Jerry's spirits 24 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:43,652 but I kind of...Oh, come on. 25 00:00:43,695 --> 00:00:45,045 Do you really think I meant any of that? 26 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,307 What? 27 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:48,439 Okay. 28 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:50,093 I marked up the guidebook with all the highlights, 29 00:00:50,137 --> 00:00:52,095 andI went to the currency exchange 30 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:54,228 and got you 10,000 krona. 31 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:57,274 Whoa![chuckles]: Yeah. Try not to spend it all in one place. 32 00:00:57,318 --> 00:00:58,928 Although, it would be pretty easy. 33 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,364 It's only about 60 bucks. 34 00:01:00,408 --> 00:01:02,062 My friends don't need to know that. 35 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:04,368 Hey. Okay, I'm here. 36 00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,066 I am so sorry. I couldn't find my passport, 37 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:08,155 and the Uber was late, but you know what? Who cares? 38 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,940 Because we are going to Iceland! Iceland, baby![chuckles] 39 00:01:10,983 --> 00:01:12,594 Woot, woot! [chuckles] 40 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:15,988 Mom, we've talked about this. No "woot, woot." 41 00:01:17,251 --> 00:01:18,904 Okay. Uh, you two better get going. 42 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,080 You don't want to miss your flight. 43 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:21,907 To Iceland. 44 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,909 Woot, woot! [chuckles] 45 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:27,435 Hey, I paid for the tickets. I can do whatever I want. 46 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:29,437 Thank you so much for this.Of course. Have fun. 47 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,179 Oh, and, uh, here's her stuff.Oh, right. 48 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:34,224 Yeah.Thanks. Okay. 49 00:01:38,185 --> 00:01:39,795 Oh, shoot. 50 00:01:39,838 --> 00:01:41,188 Oh, wait! Ah. 51 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:43,277 Excuse me, uh, my daughter forgot her guidebook. 52 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,714 You can't go in without a boarding pass. 53 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,150 Yeah. I-It'll just take a second. 54 00:01:47,194 --> 00:01:49,152 Uh, Maddie! Maddie! 55 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:50,458 I'm sorry, sir. 56 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:53,156 Okay. Well, can you just go give this to her? 57 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,592 No, I can't. 58 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,246 And you need to take a step back. 59 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,856 [grunts]Well, I... 60 00:01:57,900 --> 00:01:59,902 Okay, this is stupid. I'm giving her the guidebook. 61 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:02,078 Sir! Sir! Security!All right? It's not... 62 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,558 Oh, my God! 63 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:07,170 [groans] 64 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,172 Maddie. 65 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:13,263 Your guidebook. 66 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,961 ♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give♪ 67 00:02:16,005 --> 00:02:18,181 ♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live♪ 68 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:21,184 ♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness♪ 69 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:24,535 ♪ But if you're feeling like crap ♪ 70 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,320 ♪ It's time to face the fact 71 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,060 ♪ It's your prerogative 72 00:02:28,104 --> 00:02:29,192 ♪ Your prerogative♪ 73 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:31,499 ♪ To be positive. 74 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:43,206 GINA: Drew? Yeah. 75 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,948 What the hell, dude? I have been trying to call you. 76 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:48,211 Well, I got stun-gunned at the airport, 77 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,300 and it short-circuited my phone. 78 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:52,259 Uh, I've been stun-gunned a lot. 79 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,739 That doesn't happen. 80 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:56,524 Huh. Well, did your testicles 81 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:59,353 ever shoot right back up into your body? 82 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,879 I have been getting frantic calls 83 00:03:03,922 --> 00:03:05,272 from everyone at dialysis 84 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:06,490 saying that you didn't show up. 85 00:03:06,534 --> 00:03:08,927 Oh, come on, I missed one session. 86 00:03:08,971 --> 00:03:11,539 Besides, maybe the stun gun jump-started my kidney 87 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:14,542 and I'm fine now. I mean, I did pee a little. 88 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:17,109 So, you did it? You really sent them to Iceland? 89 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:19,242 Yeah. Yeah, I didn't want my kid 90 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:20,896 waiting for me to be healthy enough to go 91 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:23,420 because, you know, I might never be. 92 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:24,856 Stop saying that. You're gonna be 93 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,380 totally fine after the transplant. 94 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:29,209 Jerry waited seven years in dialysis 95 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:31,254 only to have a kidney that didn't work. 96 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:34,126 Well, mine is super high-quality. 97 00:03:34,170 --> 00:03:35,693 I've been living clean, 98 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,434 eating healthy. This is, like, 99 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:41,351 grass-fed, free-range kidney. 100 00:03:41,395 --> 00:03:43,223 You don't get it. I... 101 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:46,400 You could give me the healthiest kidney in the world, 102 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:47,749 and it still might not work. 103 00:03:47,792 --> 00:03:50,708 Don't you listen to him. 104 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:53,015 [sighs] It's all I think about. 105 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,973 It affects every decision I make. 106 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,888 It-it rules my life.Hey, 107 00:03:56,932 --> 00:04:01,153 I am sorry about that, but you cannot skip dialysis. 108 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:02,633 It's not optional. 109 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:05,767 This isn't taxes or car insurance. 110 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:07,290 Actually, Gina, 111 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:08,552 I can do whatever I want. 112 00:04:08,596 --> 00:04:10,380 I've been playing by the rules my whole life, 113 00:04:10,424 --> 00:04:11,947 and look what it's gotten me. Huh? 114 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,036 20,000 volts straight to the ribs 115 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:16,430 and recovering in an airport Cinnabon. 116 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:17,692 Well, 117 00:04:17,735 --> 00:04:19,171 I never play by the rules, 118 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:21,609 and all it's gotten me is banned from Costco. 119 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:26,614 You have this lovely house and a successful career 120 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:29,530 and a beautiful daughter.[exhales] Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 121 00:04:29,573 --> 00:04:31,619 You know what? I-I'm not really in the mood 122 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:34,274 for your positive, upbeat cheerleader routine. 123 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:35,840 What's that supposed to mean? 124 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:38,147 "I'm Gina. I'm never down. 125 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,149 "I fart rainbows all over town. 126 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,629 "Ooh! 127 00:04:41,672 --> 00:04:44,022 And one for you." 128 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:47,287 Believe me, if I could fart rainbows, 129 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,332 I totally would. 130 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:51,943 Hey, I'm just trying to get you out of this funk. 131 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:55,033 Yeah, well, I like my funk. I want to be in my funk. 132 00:04:55,077 --> 00:04:57,862 Right now, I'm gonna take my funk upstairs to bed. 133 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:58,863 It's 10:00 a.m. 134 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:01,083 My funk doesn't give a funk. 135 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,435 [wine pouring] 136 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,396 [sighs] Well, nobody's here. I told you 137 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:10,788 we shouldn't have scheduled this art class 138 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,616 up against Wii bowling. 139 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:15,793 What we are lacking in quantity, 140 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,578 we're making up in quality. 141 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:20,798 Oh, very nice, Mrs. Kaplan. 142 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:22,974 [chuckles] You gave Norma a thought bubble. 143 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,193 How creative. 144 00:05:25,237 --> 00:05:27,370 "Do you like my cheap wig?" 145 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:30,242 It's my real hair, Gail. 146 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:31,374 Want to pull it? 147 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,594 Your husband liked pulling it. 148 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:36,814 Ladies, ladies! Uh, let's not give 149 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,425 Mr. Knudsen any ideas. 150 00:05:42,037 --> 00:05:44,518 You texting Drew again?[sighs] Yeah. 151 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,520 He's in a really dark place. 152 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:49,740 I wish I could get him to see that he's overreacting.Have him come here. 153 00:05:49,784 --> 00:05:52,352 On my floor alone, we got a blind guy, 154 00:05:52,395 --> 00:05:55,442 a guy with a bad ticker and a guy with the big "C." 155 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:58,270 And it's all the same guy. 156 00:05:58,314 --> 00:05:59,750 The point is we all have 157 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:03,493 our crap. But do you see us moaning and whining? No. 158 00:06:03,537 --> 00:06:05,365 We get up every day 159 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:07,410 and find a way to face life's challenges. 160 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:10,674 My way is booze. Fill me up. 161 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:13,373 I wish I could just snap him out of it. 162 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,375 Get him a hobby. Why do you think 163 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,638 they give us all these activities? 164 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:21,990 So we forget the angel of death is lonely and looking. 165 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:25,385 Maybe it would help if he had something to distract him. 166 00:06:25,428 --> 00:06:28,039 KNUDSEN: Done.Oh! 167 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,824 Ooh. Uh... 168 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,957 Mm, we talked about this, Mr. Knudsen. [chuckles] 169 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:34,524 Am I naked again? 170 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,352 Yep. 171 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,310 Nice rack. 172 00:06:43,141 --> 00:06:44,534 Hello? 173 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:47,537 Mm. Hey. You know, your beer's 174 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:48,843 actually pretty good. 175 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:50,845 At first, it kind of tastes like the scummy water 176 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:52,324 at the bottom of a garbage bag, 177 00:06:52,368 --> 00:06:55,327 but after a few, it is Rocky Mountain smooth. 178 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:58,592 There you go. Oh. 179 00:06:58,635 --> 00:07:00,463 What are you doing?Clink. 180 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:03,335 Cannoli! No, no, no, no, no, no, no.Oh, what, what, what, what? 181 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:04,815 Okay.I don't want to drink alone. 182 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:07,470 All right. Uh, enough of this. 183 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:08,732 This isn't you. 184 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:10,430 You do not sit in the dark and drink. 185 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:11,822 That's my mom. 186 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,738 You know what? If you really want to help me, 187 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,653 you can give me something that will make me forget 188 00:07:16,697 --> 00:07:18,307 everything that's going on. 189 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:19,874 Mm, like what? 190 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:22,180 Like, uh... 191 00:07:22,224 --> 00:07:26,750 D-R-U-G-Z. 192 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:28,709 Drugs. 193 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:31,494 I thought this was a drug-free house. 194 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:32,887 Or, at least, that's what the sign 195 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,498 you put up in my room says.Yeah, well, 196 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:37,239 I don't see that sign around here. 197 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,284 So come on. I know you got something. 198 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:41,199 I mean, anything psychedelic? 199 00:07:41,243 --> 00:07:43,288 Give me what the Beatles took. 200 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:44,855 I don't have anything like that. 201 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:47,162 Let's watch a movie.[sighs] 202 00:07:47,205 --> 00:07:49,381 Come on. Gina. 203 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,731 I'm trying to party. 204 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,863 I want to get lit. 205 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:54,952 Okay, fine. 206 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,519 Yes! That's what I'm talking about. 207 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:00,131 All right. First one's free. 208 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:03,874 [chuckles]: Sorry. Force of habit. 209 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,747 Here we go. Gonna be trippin'. 210 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,183 [chuckles] Ooh. 211 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:10,446 Um, can I take this on an empty stomach? 212 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,621 I didn't have lunch earlier. 213 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:12,796 It's fine.Okay. 214 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,450 Also, I had 215 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,713 a Nexium. Is that gonna be a lethal mix?Take the pill. 216 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:18,062 Okay. Uh, don't let me stare at the sun. 217 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:19,847 Take the damn pill!Got it. Here we go. 218 00:08:19,890 --> 00:08:22,937 Ob-la-di, ob-la-da. 219 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:26,114 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 220 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,985 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants 221 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,031 ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪ 222 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:32,163 ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants 223 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:33,600 ♪ If nautical nonsense be something... ♪ 224 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:36,428 Whoa. Wait, wait. Stop. Wait, hold on. Stop it. 225 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:37,778 Okay.[TV turns off] 226 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,344 I just realized: 227 00:08:39,388 --> 00:08:42,957 he's absorbent because he's a sponge. 228 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,917 What about his name? 229 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:48,310 Sponge... 230 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:50,878 [chuckles]: Oh, my God. Yes! 231 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,576 Oh, you sneaky, yellow son of a bitch. 232 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:54,969 [laughs] 233 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:00,757 I need water. 234 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,803 No, I need all the water. 235 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:03,934 Oh. Oh, oh, oh! 236 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:05,545 No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't worry. 237 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,938 I will get you some.Oh. Yes, yes. 238 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,374 Why am I so thirsty? I mean, 239 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,898 we live in a pineapple under the sea. 240 00:09:10,941 --> 00:09:12,029 You know, 241 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,988 this reminds me of this time 242 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:18,035 when I was tripping on mushrooms at a Mexican restaurant. 243 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,211 [chuckles] I went to the bathroom, 244 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:24,607 but it turns out that it was the synagogue next door. 245 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,609 And the next thing I know, 246 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,176 I'm dancing with the bar mitzvah boy 247 00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:31,135 and wondering where the hell my tacos are. 248 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,964 Hava nagila, señor. 249 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,967 Drew? 250 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,926 Drew! 251 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:40,841 Drew?! 252 00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,147 [gasps] 253 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:44,845 Oh, boy. 254 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,629 [grunts] 255 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,676 ♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪ 256 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:50,894 ♪ SpongeBo... 257 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,330 Oh, wow. 258 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,897 Look who it is. 259 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:57,640 What are you doing out here so late, young man? 260 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,033 Oh, wow. 261 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:01,862 That's a hell of a beard for such a small child. 262 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,908 Let's go find your parents. 263 00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:10,827 I understand you wait 24 hours 264 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,350 before looking for a missing person, 265 00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,048 but my friend is in renal failure 266 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,876 and he could die. 267 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,009 Okay. Thank you. 268 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:20,663 [scoffs] 269 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,970 They said they'll send a cop in, like, three hours. 270 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,712 Three hours? This isn't a Black neighborhood. 271 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,671 I can't believe it's gonna take that long for the cops to come 272 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,064 when a man could be dying. 273 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,021 I set up 274 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,501 one vodka lemonade stand, 275 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:35,460 and they're like, "Where is your liquor license?" 276 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,940 Don't worry. We're gonna find him. 277 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,986 I've seen this before.Seriously? 278 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,249 People go through so much to get that donor, 279 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,903 they don't even think about the possibility 280 00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:43,860 of the transplant not working. 281 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,122 So when they see that happen, 282 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,951 it can really mess them up. 283 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,170 [knocking] 284 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:52,695 Is he back yet?Nope. 285 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,001 Was that... 286 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,829 Aw. 287 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,700 My bad. 288 00:10:57,744 --> 00:11:00,094 I really appreciate you guys coming over to help me. 289 00:11:00,137 --> 00:11:01,530 I've seen him run. 290 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:02,923 He can't be too far. 291 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,098 Where should we start looking? 292 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,361 Uh, probably where I found his cardigan. 293 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:08,580 We can start there and then each take a different direction. 294 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,321 Are we sure that's his?The pocket 295 00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,323 had his ChapStick and his backup ChapStick, 296 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,629 so... yeah. 297 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,546 [pants] 298 00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,026 [groans] 299 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,855 I can't go on any farther. 300 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,552 Or is it "further"? 301 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,685 You're not one of those grammar gnomes, are you, Doug? 302 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:28,557 [groans] 303 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,733 I don't feel so good. 304 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:31,995 All right. 305 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:35,303 Here. You should go. 306 00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,347 Go on. 307 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,394 Well, go on! Get out of here! I said go! 308 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,831 [groans] 309 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,877 [panting] 310 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,753 God... 311 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,190 what are you doing to me? 312 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,933 Are you just... toying with me? 313 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,719 Because this isn't a game I want to play. 314 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:05,115 Don't give me hope, only to take it away like you did with Jerry. 315 00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:10,425 If you're gonna take me, 316 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,992 just do it. 317 00:12:12,035 --> 00:12:14,429 Strike me down already. 318 00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,778 WOMAN: Can you read? 319 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:18,041 It says "Please do not disturb occupants." 320 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,087 God? 321 00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,132 Candy Jane Carter, 322 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,873 number one realtor in Fairfield County. 323 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,571 And, sweetie, you're killing my curb appeal. 324 00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,967 Oh, great. My sign from God is literally a sign. 325 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,142 Very creative. 326 00:12:32,186 --> 00:12:33,404 Oh, stop whining. 327 00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,885 [New York accent]: Hey, Candy Jane. Shut it! 328 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,191 Uh... 329 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,759 I'm allowed to whine. 330 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,325 I have to spend the rest of my life 331 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,153 chained to a dialysis machine. 332 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,765 Oh, you think you're the only one who's got it tough? 333 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,549 Try selling this overpriced piece of crap. 334 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:48,637 But here I am, 335 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,943 still trying. 336 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,032 Well, I'm sick of trying. 337 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:55,383 I just want to live or die on my own terms. 338 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:58,125 Blah, blah, blah. You're just being a coward. 339 00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,387 Excuse me? 340 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:00,605 Ooh, throw me at her. 341 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:02,042 Pointy hat first. 342 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,392 Take it easy, Doug. 343 00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,176 You act like you're making a big stand, 344 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,135 when, really, you're just giving up. 345 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,832 You have a lot to live for. 346 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,008 Show some gratitude, you big baby. 347 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,488 You look nice in your picture, 348 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,837 but you are not nice. 349 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,013 Nice doesn't sell houses, bucko. 350 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,449 Bite my ass. 351 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,234 Douglas. Language. 352 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,063 [sighs] 353 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:25,065 What if my transplant doesn't work? 354 00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,066 It might not. 355 00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,197 There's no guarantees. 356 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,156 Now stop feeling sorry for yourself, 357 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,331 slap on some ChapStick 358 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,246 and appreciate what you've got. 359 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,248 [exhales] Yeah. 360 00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:35,553 [inhales] 361 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,252 My ChapStick. 362 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,168 My backup ChapStick. 363 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,866 Oh, the wheels are off the cart now, baby. 364 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,738 What are you still doing here, Doug? 365 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,915 I said get out of here! Scram! 366 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,091 [exhales] I'm sorry, Doug. 367 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:53,310 I can't stay mad at you. 368 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:58,228 [exhales] Just lay here, Doug. 369 00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,535 Just lay here. 370 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,147 Drew! 371 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:05,105 Drew?! 372 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,802 [groans] 373 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,891 Why can't we find him? 374 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:12,068 This should be easy. He dresses like Waldo. 375 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:13,417 Kind of looks like him, too. 376 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,029 Don't worry. We're gonna find him. 377 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,074 Yeah? 378 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,597 You know, before I started dialysis, 379 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:22,209 one of my teammates had agreed to give me his kidney. 380 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:24,733 The night before the surgery, he got cold feet. 381 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,169 That is awful. 382 00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,171 Why did he bail? 383 00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,260 Said he couldn't risk his own football career. 384 00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:31,348 And, hey, I get it. 385 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,176 But it really messed me up. 386 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,786 I'm so sorry. 387 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,484 I wanted to give up, but... 388 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:38,007 my mom and my brother, 389 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,226 they wouldn't let me. 390 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,836 They kept calling, texting 391 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,924 and knocking on my door. 392 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,056 And, hey, 393 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:44,666 that's what we're gonna do for Drew. 394 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,147 You're a really good friend. 395 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,583 Drew's lucky he has you. 396 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,976 He'd do the same for me. 397 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,240 But, hey, if he is dead, what better way to honor him 398 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:54,632 than giving me your kidney? 399 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:55,938 [laughs] 400 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:59,333 Only if you give me that sweatsuit in my size. 401 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:00,725 Wait. 402 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:01,944 Is that... 403 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,206 Drew! 404 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,339 Drew! 405 00:15:05,382 --> 00:15:07,863 Drew! Hey!Drew. 406 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,212 Hey. Get up.Drew. 407 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,258 Get up. Drew! Oh, my God. 408 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,608 [groans softly] 409 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:15,827 Where am I? 410 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,220 In the hospital. 411 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,355 How you feeling, buddy? 412 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,965 [exhales] How'd I get here? 413 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,489 We found you passed out on somebody's lawn. 414 00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,969 There's security footage of you 415 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,798 attempting to breastfeed a garden gnome. 416 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,801 [groans] I was hallucinating. 417 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:33,976 I mean, that drug was intense. 418 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,977 What was it? 419 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,718 It was... Tylenol. 420 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:37,980 What? 421 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,373 In my defense, 422 00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,027 I'm sure the Beatles took that, too. 423 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,637 I wasn't gonna give you real drugs. 424 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:47,337 Well, then why was I all confused and hallucinating? 425 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,425 Those are symptoms of uremia. 426 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,514 Which happens when you skip dialysis. 427 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:53,604 Which happens when you don't listen to Gideon. 428 00:15:53,648 --> 00:15:56,129 I know you're upset about Jerry, 429 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:58,348 but what you did was a dumb-ass move. 430 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,785 Jerry hit us all pretty hard. 431 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,223 I mean, none of us breastfed a garden gnome, 432 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,225 but everybody processes differently. 433 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,314 Come on. 434 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:08,184 Drew's got to get some rest. 435 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,185 We'll see you soon. 436 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,665 All right, buddy. 437 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:13,015 Hey, before we go, we should run upstairs and see Jerry. 438 00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:14,886 Ooh. Good idea. 'Cause I am not coming back 439 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:16,976 and paying for parking again.Oh, next time 440 00:16:17,019 --> 00:16:19,239 I almost die, I'll find a hospital that validates. 441 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,459 [takes deep breath] 442 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:24,026 You doing all right? 443 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,027 Yeah. 444 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,290 Tired but okay. 445 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,509 You keep going to your dialysis. 446 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,510 I know. 447 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:31,512 I won't make that mistake again. 448 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,775 I will keep fighting the good fight.Good. 449 00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,168 'Cause... 450 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,996 I'm not giving up on you.Mm. 451 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,694 You just want to stay at my house rent-free. 452 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,044 I got your rent right here, buddy. 453 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,045 [chuckles softly] 454 00:16:44,394 --> 00:16:45,395 Um... 455 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,442 I have a really important question. 456 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:49,617 [exhales] 457 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:52,707 Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? 458 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,405 SpongeBob SquarePants. 459 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,799 Never forget that. 460 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,192 [chuckles softly] 461 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:05,067 And this is Maddie and her mom swimming in the Blue Lagoon. 462 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,287 Whoa, that's your ex? 463 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,332 Respect, man. 464 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,119 She is really cute. 465 00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,730 Did you have money at one point? 466 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,210 Okay. You know what? 467 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,994 Some people would say she was lucky to have me. 468 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,822 Okay, 469 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,085 no one has yet, but that doesn't mean it's not true. 470 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:26,001 The point is, my daughter is having a great time. 471 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,176 And, one day, 472 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,613 she and I will travel together. 473 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,441 Look who's planning for the future. Good for you. 474 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:35,010 And while you two are gone, if your ex needs company... 475 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,056 The less you know the better. 476 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,536 Hello! 477 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,321 Jerry!There he is! 478 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,757 I didn't think you'd need a cane. 479 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,019 Oh, I don't. 480 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,368 Uh, chicks dig the distinguished look. 481 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,369 [groaning] 482 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,675 Don't. 483 00:17:47,718 --> 00:17:49,416 Just let him have this. 484 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,635 [groaning continues] 485 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:52,897 Yes. [stammers] 486 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,421 Very sexy. 487 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:57,728 Is it tough being back? 488 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,208 Yeah. 489 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:01,863 But at least I get to go through it with you guys. 490 00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,170 Aw. Well, that is surprisingly positive. 491 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:07,173 Maybe he's hopped-up on Tylenol. 492 00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:09,566 [laughter] 493 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,569 Yeah. Sorry I missed all that. 494 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,180 I heard you had quite the evening. 495 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:15,311 SAMANTHA: Glad you said that, Jerry. 496 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:16,747 We didn't want you to miss out 497 00:18:16,791 --> 00:18:18,053 on all the fun, 498 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,968 so we got you a little welcome back present. 499 00:18:20,011 --> 00:18:21,622 What-- Uh, what's happening? 500 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,885 We got video footage of your little night out 501 00:18:23,928 --> 00:18:25,016 from your neighbor's security cam. 502 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,888 And we cut together a highlights reel 503 00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,064 featuring "Walking on Sunshine" 504 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,545 by Katrina and the Waves.[laughing] 505 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,634 ["Walking on Sunshine" playing] 506 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,596 ♪ Yeah... 507 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,990 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine 508 00:18:42,033 --> 00:18:42,991 ♪ Whoa 509 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:46,168 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine 510 00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,562 ♪ Whoa 511 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:51,086 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine 512 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,001 ♪ Whoa 513 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,176 ♪ And don't it feel good? 514 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,787 ♪ Hey, all right now 515 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,180 ♪ And don't it feel good? 516 00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:01,488 ♪ I say it, I say it, I say it again ♪ 517 00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,098 ♪ And don't it feel good? [laughing] 518 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:10,279 Thank you for giving me a reason to live. 519 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:11,976 [laughter] 520 00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:20,768 Captioning sponsored by CBS 521 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:23,771 and TOYOTA. 522 00:19:23,814 --> 00:19:27,818 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org