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(knocking)

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Come in.

3
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Hey, the movie's
about to star...

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Whoa! It's, like,

5
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a thousand degrees in here.

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It feels like when me
and my friends hotboxed a sauna.

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You young people make drugs
so complicated.

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Just light up a blunt,
sit back, enjoy the ride.

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Norma, is that a space heater?

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You're not supposed
to have that.

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I'm also not supposed
to freeze to death.

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I bought it at a thrift store
for four bucks.

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It only shocks you
when you plug it in.

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Why don't you just turn up
the thermostat?

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Management disabled them.

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Apparently we're not able
to take care of ourselves.

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I wish they would start
treating us like adults.

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Have a little faith.

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(crackling pops)

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♪ The more you give ♪

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♪ The more you give ♪

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♪ The more you live ♪

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♪ The more you live ♪

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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪

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♪ Happiness ♪

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♪ But if you're feeling
like crap ♪

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♪ It's time to face the fact ♪

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♪ It's your prerogative ♪

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♪ Your prerogative ♪

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♪ To be positive. ♪

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Okay, you're all set.

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(robot voice):
Robot Drew.

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Powering up. (whirring)

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I can pinch this tube

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and it's domo arigato,
Mr. Roboto.

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It's all right,
I'm just joshing.

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Oh, you mean
you're not really a robot?

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Hey, what you
doing tonight?

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Well, I was planning on reading
over the terms and conditions

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after the new iPhone update,
but I could be swayed.

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I've been invited
to this cigar lounge opening.

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(singsongy):
And they gave me a plus-one.

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Seriously?

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Mm-hmm.

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Drew Dunbar, plus-one.

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It does have a nice ring to it.

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Keep it on the D.L. I don't
want to hurt anybody's feelings.

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Oh.

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(robot voice):
Information encrypted.

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And keep Robot Drew's ass
at home.

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I promise,
with my brains and your brawn,

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we could totally win
The Amazing Race.

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Jerry, I love you,
but I would strangle you

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before we were
out of the first country.

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What's going on?

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What? (clears throat)
Me? Nothing.

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Nothing, nothing

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at all,
everything here is

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totally normal,
just hanging out.

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Dunbar,
are you hiding something?

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Because I will get it
out of you.

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Hey, Sam, you met Robot Drew?
Power up.

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I'm gonna ask you
a few questions and I will know

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if you're lying. Question one...

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Eli invited me
to a cigar lounge tonight.

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Dinner's at 6:00.

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Gina says you guys
eat late around here.

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Norma.

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Hello.

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Why?

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She accidentally
set her room on fire.

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But don't worry.

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No one was hurt and most

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of the residents thought
it was s'mores night.

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I see.

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A word please?

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What do you
want from me?

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Her daughter is useless
and she had nowhere to go.

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So you brought home an arsonist,

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and put her in front
of an open flame?

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I couldn't drop her off
at the fire station.

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They're pretty mad at her
right now.

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Well, she can't stay here.
There's no room.

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You know where else
they didn't have room, Drew?

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All the inns in Bethlehem.

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Okay, fine.

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But this is it.
You've brought home cats, dogs

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and now a senior citizen--
no more!

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(doorbell rings)

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NORMA:
I'll get it!

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It's probably my Amazon package.

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You're getting
deliveries here?

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Terrific.

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Oh, well.

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It's not what I ordered,
but I'll keep it.

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Hey, guys.

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Uh, Norma, this is
my friend Eli.

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We are in dialysis
together.

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Oh, you need a new kidney, too?

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Yeah.

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Geez.

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The life expectancy around here

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is worse than the home.

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Hey, are you guys going out?

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Yes, VIP cigar lounge opening.

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Just two cool guys
out on the town.

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Lock up your wives, am I right?

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(chuckles)
Oh, no.

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I don't really mean
"lock them up."

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That's just me doing a character
from another time.

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How come you're not dressed?

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I am.

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Not.

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Be right back.

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Hey, I got to say...

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you clean up nice.

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Oh, this is nothing.

118
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No, no, come on.
Do a little spin.

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Hey, hey.

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Yes, okay.

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Eli Russell, I see you.

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All right.

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Oh, wait, hold on.

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Your collar's popped.

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Wouldn't want your
fans to think you're

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setting a fashion trend
or something.

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Actually,
it's that way on purpose.

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If I look too good,
I'm not approachable.

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Okay.

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Popped it is.

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Okay, all set.

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(grunting rhythmically)

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(chuckles)

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Is the chain too much?

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It's too much, okay.

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Um, would you put this

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back in Maddie's jewelry box?

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Wow, couple of VIPs.

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You know, I always

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considered myself
a man of the people,

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but it turns out I don't
really like the people.

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Just so you know,
everything here?

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On the house.

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Wow. Seriously?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Whoa! A guy could
really caramelize

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a crème brûlée
with this thing.

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(coughing)

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(clears throat)
Smooth.

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I know this is bad for
me, but how do I look?

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You look dope, man.

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Here, let's get a pic
for my gram.

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Aw, that's sweet of you.

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You're a good grandson.

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My Instagram.

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Right, yes, duh.

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The gram.

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But you should still sent
one to your grandmother.

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Smile.

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Not that big.

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Just a normal smile.

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Relax your mouth.

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Okay, maybe this one's
just for my personal account.

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♪ I fall in love... ♪

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I love this song.

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Oh, you know Chet Baker?

168
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The "Prince of Cool"?
Yes, I know him.

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Oh, nice. I grew up listening
to my dad's jazz collection.

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Oh, I grew up listening to
my dad scream four-letter words.

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But I played jazz
to drown him out.

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Well, look what
the cat dragged in.

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Oh, hey, Nina.

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Good to see you.

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Who's your friend?

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Oh, this is my boy,
Drew.

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Very important psychologist.

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And recently divorced.

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Welcome back to the fun side.

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I like your jacket.

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Oh, thank you. Um, question.

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Would you have liked it better
if it had a chain over it?

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You're funny.

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Bye, Eli.

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Bye, Nina.

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Wait, so you two...?

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Ah, nah, we just
hook up sometimes.

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(chuckles):
Okay, Eli. Oh.

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The girl I hooked up with,
I married.

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Man, I cannot believe
this is your life.

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Mm, it's all right.

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Sometimes I feel like
dating is just

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a revolving door
of superficial women.

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Oh, yeah, and I bet having
all that money sucks, too.

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Come on, man-- you've got
a great kid, cozy house,

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you spent years
with a woman that you loved.

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That's what I want.

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Okay, so what's stopping you?

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I don't know if women are into
me or the fame and the riches.

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Well, I hope you don't think
that's all you have to offer.

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I don't know.

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Maybe.

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Eli, you're a great guy.

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The right woman's
gonna see that.

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Thanks, man.

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From one Prince of Cool
to the other.

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Ah!

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(imitates drumbeat)

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This is nice.

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I haven't cooked in a real
kitchen for such a long time.

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The only spices they give us
at Valley Hills are salt.

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Well, this kitchen
is all yours. Oh.

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And don't worry,

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Drew has plenty
of fire insurance.

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Thank you.

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Where do you keep your cinnamon?

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Oh, um, it's in the cabinet.

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I'll get it.

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Oh, wait.

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I can get it, stop it!

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Okay, just trying to help.

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I'm sorry.

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Just a little sensitive
about people

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treating me like
I'm helpless.

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People like my daughter.

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Amy.

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She pushed me
into Valley Hills.

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She thinks I'm old

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and feeble like those
other geezers.

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Okay, that-that's a peach,
not Amy.

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What's wonderful though is...

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if you hadn't been there,
then...

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we never would've met.

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You're the best thing
to come out of it.

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That and you reprogrammed

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my Life Alert
to call the deli.

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Good evening,
lovely ladies.

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Your VIPs have returned.

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Hmm.

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Drew Dunbar,
do I detect a swagger?

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Oh, you should have seen him.

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This guy's got game.

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He even learned a
new move. Show her.

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Sup?

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Whoa!

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Give a lady some warning.

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It was great--
three different women

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asked me if I was somebody.

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I'm not, but still.

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Hey, what's going down in here?

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Oh, Norma's making

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her very famous
peach cobbler.

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I've been making
this recipe

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for 50 years.

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Oh, I would

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check your math, because
you don't look a day over 40.

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Oh, I like this one.

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Oh, and they gave us
some free wine and cigars.

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00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:04,176
So shall we adjourn
to the backyard

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and continue the party?

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00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,280
Well, that sounds good.

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I haven't had a cigar

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since I was pregnant
with my daughter.

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It was a different time.

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Ten years ago wasn't
a different time.

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Hey, less is more, big guy.

267
00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:22,895
I'm telling you, women were
all over this guy.

268
00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,297
And it wasn't
just the Super Bowl ring,

269
00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:26,599
because he let me wear it,
and nothing.

270
00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:28,234
It's not hard
at these events.

271
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,902
Women love
the fame thing.

272
00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:32,872
Otherwise I'd have to rely
on my charm and good looks.

273
00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,107
Well, you're not falling back
on your modesty.

274
00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:36,342
What's your opener?

275
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,878
Uh, "I'm famous"?

276
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:40,046
That's not the opener.

277
00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,714
That's the closer.

278
00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,216
Well, in my face.

279
00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:46,852
(chuckles softly)
I guess.

280
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,322
Ah, don't listen to her,
you've got the whole package.

281
00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:51,023
Charm, brains...

282
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,793
and that shayna punim. Oh!

283
00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,328
(chuckles)
Thanks.

284
00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:56,495
Wasn't always like this.

285
00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:58,631
Back in high school before
I started playing football,

286
00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:00,599
I used to get teased
for being the fat kid.

287
00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:01,968
No way. Really?

288
00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:01,968
Yeah.

289
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:05,705
Ate a lot of chips so they
used to call me Eli Ruffles.

290
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,039
You out of shape?

291
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:07,039
Yeah.

292
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,107
I never would've
guessed that.

293
00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,141
DREW:
I used to get teased

294
00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:10,343
for being the skinny kid.

295
00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:11,344
And the nerdy kid.

296
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:12,745
And the kid who almost died

297
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,914
from being trapped
under his own tuba.

298
00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,183
That I would have guessed.

299
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:19,318
Anyway, it's getting late.

300
00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:21,087
I'm off to bed.

301
00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:22,688
And who knows?

302
00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,124
Maybe I might post
a few pics on my gram.

303
00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,159
That's Instagram, not grandma.

304
00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:29,695
I can't believe some idiots
make that mistake.

305
00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,364
Ah...

306
00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:32,965
Norma, I think
the cobbler's done.

307
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,400
Oh, crap.

308
00:10:38,337 --> 00:10:40,840
Well, I am dying

309
00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:44,343
to hear some of these famous
Eli Russell pickup lines.

310
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,311
Wait, wait, wait,
let me guess.

311
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,379
"Hey, baby,

312
00:10:46,445 --> 00:10:48,147
"are you a parking ticket?

313
00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:52,151
'Cause you've got 'fine'
written all over you."

314
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,254
Come on, the only line I need
is, "Hi, I'm Eli Russell."

315
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,656
(chuckles):
Oh. And...?

316
00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:59,892
And what? I won a Super Bowl.

317
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,861
Oof. No, no, no, no.
That would not work on me.

318
00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:03,329
Oh, yeah?

319
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,697
What's your best line, hotshot?

320
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,298
Oh, I don't need any lines.

321
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,734
I've got a move.

322
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,734
Oh, okay.

323
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,369
What is it,
tossing your hair back?

324
00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:11,437
Licking your lips?

325
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,673
Accidentally backing into
me on the dance floor?

326
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,841
(laughs)

327
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:17,309
You're so funny.

328
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,311
You think so?

329
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,311
And that's the move.

330
00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:20,880
Oh...

331
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:23,115
Okay, you got me.

332
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:25,384
Course anything you do
is pretty damn hard to resist.

333
00:11:25,451 --> 00:11:27,386
(scoffs)

334
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:30,756
Oh, you got a little
cigar ash on your cheek.

335
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,260
Is this a move?

336
00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:37,396
I don't know. Is it?

337
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:51,710
Sorry I'm late. Things got
a little wild last night.

338
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:54,280
Ugh. If these loafers
could talk.

339
00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:57,917
Oh, they would say, "Put us
on someone more interesting."

340
00:11:57,983 --> 00:11:59,718
So you guys had fun?

341
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,754
You could say that.

342
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,823
Smoked a few 'gars
with my main man here,

343
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,058
and got a lady's phone number.

344
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,058
Ooh.

345
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,893
I was supposed to pass that
along to you, Eli,

346
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,762
but I'm calling her anyway.

347
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,897
How many times did you pretend
you didn't know him?

348
00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:14,967
Drew? Not at all.
Robot Drew, twice.

349
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:15,935
(chuckles)

350
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:17,002
But we had a good time.

351
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:18,938
(robot voice):
Speaking of good time...

352
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:20,739
(chuckles):
He's back.

353
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:21,874
Esperanza Spalding

354
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,742
is playing at The Blue Note
Saturday,

355
00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:27,480
if you want to join me
for a little J-A-Z-Z.

356
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:29,215
Oh, I actually got a thing
on Saturday.

357
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,316
I thought Gina
would've told you.

358
00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,383
Gina? Why?

359
00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,485
My plans are with her.

360
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:34,386
My Gina? Like, a date?

361
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:35,754
JERRY:
Oh, boy.

362
00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:37,356
Dialysis drama.

363
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,191
No, no, no drama. I'm...

364
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,861
I'm glad you guys hit it off.

365
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,861
We really did.

366
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,396
And I don't kiss and tell...

367
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,396
Well, then, don't.

368
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,765
It's a dialysis center,
not a locker room.

369
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,767
You don't hear Jerry bragging
about his erotic escapades.

370
00:12:48,834 --> 00:12:52,404
Course not. Like a gentleman,
I save it for my podcast.

371
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:54,306
Wow. You learn something new

372
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,242
you don't want to know
every day.

373
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:58,210
Tough break, Drew.

374
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,778
Oh, guys, look,

375
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:00,880
Gina and I
are not a thing.

376
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,448
GIDEON:
No, I mean,

377
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:05,384
boy gets donor, donor falls
in love with other patient,

378
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,853
other patient gets kidney,
boy gets screwed.

379
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,523
Oldest story
in the dialysis room.

380
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:11,957
Come on, I couldn't
do that to you.

381
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:12,925
SAMANTHA:
I could.

382
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,827
Is Gina sexually curious?

383
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,165
Hey. How was dialysis?

384
00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:20,833
Fine.

385
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,468
I have come
to understand that you

386
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,937
are going on a date with Eli.

387
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:26,038
Oh, yeah,
he's cooking me dinner.

388
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,173
NORMA:
Oh, I like Eli.

389
00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:29,542
Get it, girl.

390
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,844
Yes. "Get it."

391
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:36,849
I'm just surprised
you didn't tell me.

392
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,350
Uh, I'm supposed to tell you

393
00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,519
every time that I go out
with someone?

394
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:43,189
No, just when you're going out
with one of my friends.

395
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:45,991
I've seen your Instagram.
It's not gonna be a big problem.

396
00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:47,359
Don't you have a house
to burn down?

397
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,496
Eli and I are connected.

398
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,531
We like the same music,

399
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,133
we're gonna work out together.

400
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,035
He calls me his boy.
No one's ever called me that.

401
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:57,203
Not even my dad.

402
00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:58,470
What does that have
to do with me?

403
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,539
(scoffs)
I don't have many friends.

404
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,208
I never have.

405
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,943
You know that.
You saw me in high school.

406
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,511
You see me now.

407
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,511
Drew,

408
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:07,079
I am not trying
to steal your friends.

409
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,181
If you guys go out
and things go well,

410
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,416
I'm a third wheel.

411
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,317
And if they don't,

412
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:12,618
I have to choose a side.

413
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,486
It's just a date.
We're not picking out names

414
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:15,521
for our kids or anything.

415
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,089
There are millions of guys
out there.

416
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:20,025
You could date any one of them.
This guy's mine.

417
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,860
And I don't care
how that sounds.

418
00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,129
Eli and Drew forever.

419
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,233
We're boys!

420
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:30,469
Oh, my God. What is his problem?

421
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,172
Well, isn't it obvious?
He's jealous.

422
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,640
What? Ugh, no way.

423
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,508
Drew and I are just friends.

424
00:14:36,575 --> 00:14:40,145
Oh, please. You're beautiful,
you're smart, you're funny,

425
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,281
and you're saving his life.

426
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,184
The poor schlemiel
never had a chance.

427
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,255
Hello.

428
00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,255
Hey.

429
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:52,591
(gasps)
Oh, my God.

430
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,894
I love your place.

431
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:59,331
It's like if Martha Stewart
went to Foot Locker.

432
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,566
Thanks.

433
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,167
Here. I got you these.

434
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,670
Aw.

435
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:04,670
And these.

436
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,038
Oh.

437
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,539
And these.

438
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,539
Please stop.

439
00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:09,575
I didn't know
which ones you'd like.

440
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,577
Red roses: classic or cliché?

441
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,279
Daisies:
cute or too young?

442
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:16,382
Lilies: too smelly
or just smelly enough?

443
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:19,918
Do you buy three bouquets
for every girl you date?

444
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:22,087
Normally I buy them
an Uber home, but...

445
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:24,556
...you're not every girl.

446
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,959
Well, you're not
every guy I date.

447
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,061
(chuckles)

448
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:29,061
Unless this is your mom's house

449
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,696
and you live in the basement.

450
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,398
No.

451
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:34,633
That was really,

452
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,970
really, really sweet.

453
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,204
(laughs softly)

454
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,108
Wow.

455
00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,276
I never thought I'd be grateful

456
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,444
for having renal failure.

457
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,578
What do you mean?

458
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:47,680
Well, that's how I met Drew

459
00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:49,114
and that's how I met you.

460
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,622
(grunts)
Oh, I'm so sorry.

461
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,458
Uh, um, are we sure
this is a good idea?

462
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:00,592
Uh, I was until
about two seconds ago.

463
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,361
Well, it's just that,

464
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,730
Drew and I are close,
and I'm giving him my kidney.

465
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,131
And you two are
friends, and it just,

466
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:07,666
it just...
it just feels tangled.

467
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,401
Tangled?

468
00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,401
Well,

469
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,536
Drew thinks that you
are the coolest,

470
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,671
and I don't want
to mess with that.

471
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:14,373
It won't. We won't.

472
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,674
Yeah, but...

473
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,576
You know Drew.

474
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,811
He's...

475
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,811
Yeah.

476
00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:22,147
It was kind of awkward when
I told him we were going out.

477
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:27,052
So, maybe it's better
if we stop before we start?

478
00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,321
Yeah, I can see that.

479
00:16:29,388 --> 00:16:32,558
I don't want to hurt Drew.
That's my boy.

480
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:34,560
So I've heard.

481
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:39,998
Ugh. So I guess I
should just get going.

482
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,333
(chuckles)

483
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,603
Um, thank you
for having me over.

484
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,740
We're just friends?

485
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,708
With no benefits.

486
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,710
(laughs):
Oh...

487
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,345
(moans):
Oh...

488
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,714
Mmm.

489
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,616
(quietly):
Oh, my God.

490
00:16:59,518 --> 00:17:00,552
Goodbye, Eli.

491
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:04,323
Goodbye, Eli's pecs.

492
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,724
(laughs)

493
00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,126
See you later.

494
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:12,664
(exhales)

495
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,701
(knocking on door)

496
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,138
(clears throat)

497
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:21,340
Oh.

498
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:23,776
Hello. What's going on?

499
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:28,180
This nice officer
just brought me home, son.

500
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:32,184
And what exactly
is the problem, Mother?

501
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,120
She was driving your car
and blew through a stop sign.

502
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,655
My car?
(clears throat)

503
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:37,589
You took my car?

504
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,559
She had no license
and seemed very confused,

505
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,693
so I brought her home.

506
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,829
Thank you for that, Officer.

507
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,364
I can take it from here.

508
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,799
Come on in, Mom.

509
00:17:46,865 --> 00:17:49,168
I will mash up your pills
in your pudding,

510
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,602
just like how you like it.

511
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,704
(chuckles)

512
00:17:52,771 --> 00:17:54,540
Good acting.

513
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,675
Richard Gere, watch out.

514
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,210
You took my car?

515
00:17:58,277 --> 00:17:59,478
I know, I should have asked.

516
00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:02,714
But you were out of basil and
the keys were just sitting here.

517
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,216
You don't have a license, Norma.

518
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,486
I know, but I love the feeling

519
00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:10,155
of being independent again.

520
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,490
I can cook here,

521
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,560
I can come and go
without signing a stupid log.

522
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:16,728
Feels so wonderful to remember

523
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:20,432
what my life was like
before Valley Hills.

524
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,702
Well, I'm sure
that was quite the adjustment.

525
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,306
This isn't exactly how
I thought I'd end up, you know.

526
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:29,708
My plan for my golden years

527
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,678
was to watch the sunset
from an Italian villa.

528
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,313
So, what happened?

529
00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:38,183
My nest egg went poof
in the housing crash,

530
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,652
my husband died way too soon

531
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:43,522
and my daughter thought
that I couldn't live alone,

532
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,658
so... here I am.

533
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,296
Yeah. That's, uh,
that's really tough.

534
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,431
I'm sorry.

535
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:56,702
Hmm. If I'm being honest,
it's probably for the best.

536
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,837
I didn't see that stop sign.

537
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,473
Well, that's not
necessarily age.

538
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,442
We all miss stuff.

539
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,911
There's a 50/50 chance
I have two different shoes on.

540
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,614
Nope. All good.

541
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,618
It's not just tonight.

542
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:13,785
It's everything.

543
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:16,522
I don't hear so well anymore.

544
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,858
I try to think of words
and they're not there.

545
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:25,631
I feel like
I'm losing myself...

546
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,366
a little at a time.

547
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,304
Well, I don't know
about that, Mom.

548
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,273
(laughs softly)

549
00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,273
You still seem

550
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:35,641
pretty sharp to me.

551
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:37,676
Thank you, Derek.

552
00:19:37,743 --> 00:19:39,244
Uh, it's...

553
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,880
I know it's Drew.
I'm not gone yet.

554
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:47,452
I'll tell you what.

555
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:50,255
If you ever need a kitchen

556
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,723
or just need to get away,

557
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:53,392
you're always welcome here.

558
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,795
You can consider this
your own personal Italian villa.

559
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,231
Oh, thank you.

560
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,866
You're a good man.

561
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,370
And with enough Chianti,
I think I can make it work.

562
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:13,979
(soft jazz playing)

563
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,515
Mm. So glad
you forgot your keys.

564
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:18,917
(chuckles)
Me, too.

565
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:21,687
We don't have to tell Drew
about this right away, right?

566
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,323
Absolutely not.
I watched enough Real Housewives

567
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,425
to know that you always lie
to a friend.

568
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:28,794
Especially since
I already texted him

569
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:30,495
and said we broke it off.

570
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,631
Maybe we tell him
after the surgery,

571
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:33,932
when it's less complicated.

572
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,867
Okay. Good idea.

573
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,867
Yeah.

574
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:36,902
(both chuckle)

575
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:43,308
By the way, it's daisies.

576
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,309
What?

577
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,778
They're my favorite.

578
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,414
Good to know.

579
00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:00,892
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580
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