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难、难、难、难

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难以置信

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那就是你

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你来当我的咖啡桌

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我当你的沙发

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你的沙发

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难、难、难、难

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难以置信

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似近却远

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请当我缆车的…

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电缆线

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电缆线

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你像鲜花般盛开

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我像青菜般惊呆

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亲爱的女孩

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你真的是难、难、难、难

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难以置信

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停机！

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喂

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我还有一半没有唱为什么喊停？

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这首歌是重复的嘛

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第二遍

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我帮你重复录就可以了

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来 走

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喂

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等一下！

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可以多拍一下吗？

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你们拍多几个角度

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这样你们回去比较好剪对吗？

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他这种脸怎么拍都是丑的

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都几十岁的人了

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还要当明星

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现在都什么年代了

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还唱这种类型的歌？

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真的是难以置信！

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他是我的老师

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传奇性人物艾里克郭

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独一无二的艾里克郭

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他是在八零年代
《缤纷八三》歌唱比赛

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连续五年进入前十名的参赛者

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为何是你在口述我的故事？

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因为你刚刚忙着…

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哭嘛

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既然是口述

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我在哭也没关系对吧？

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那也是

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所以呢？

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对不起

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请继续

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我的名字叫艾里克郭福成

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出生于1965年8月9日

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没错

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跟新加坡同一天诞生

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那儿

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篮子里的那个就是我

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我在1965年12月25日
被抛弃了

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我那个妈只留了两朵花给我

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真的是…

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难以置信！

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有谁会留这么便宜的东西
给自己的孩子？

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我师父常说

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把我抱回家是最对的选择

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因为我的声音是最大、最响

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最适合他那一行

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安静！不要哭了

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不是我炫耀

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我师父是专门训练明星的

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旁边的这位美女叫阿花

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是师父的女儿

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你老兄 站好啦

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我钟意的类型！

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旁边那个胖娘娘腔

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叫阿飞 是我师弟

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整天就只会偷懒

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从小我们就接受一种特别训练

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嘿

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吃饭时间已经到了

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嘿了了咯

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白饭酱油配猪油呦

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嘿了了咯

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一双筷子四人用耶

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师父先吃

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你们…

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等咧

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在家里
从小到大我们都是以唱歌来沟通

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师父要确保我们达到最高水准

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才可以上台

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昨夜你对我一笑

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我知道你还没吃饱

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我衣服还没洗好

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你自己去吃叉烧包

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你让我心里怦怦跳

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怎忍心看你没吃饱？

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你以为我还没回家

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再乱来剪掉你小鸟

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我不在你就泡妞

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没有

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蹲下来让我敲你的头

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师父！

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等一下！

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死孩子

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死孩子

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不知道为什么

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师父不喜欢我跟阿花在一起

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但我才不管呢

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为何你爱着别人？

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昨夜的一阵大雨

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打醒我的梦

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打醒我一场好梦

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雨呀、雨呀 叫你不要

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你偏偏打醒我的梦

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因为那个人

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这么久没来到我梦里

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思思念念、思思念念

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心爱的那个人

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心爱的那个人

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已经爱上别人

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只有惦在、只有惦在

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梦中才是我的人

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为何你爱上别人？

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师父！

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别打我

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今晚他们唱

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师父有话说

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噢

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在舞台上一定要有基本的礼貌

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前辈如果把麦克风交给你

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你一定要两只手去接过来

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懂吗？

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噢！

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接过来的时候也不能用力

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要不然人家说你在抢麦克风

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还有

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师父要问你们

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在台上最重要的东西是什么？

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歌星？

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台风？

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歌曲？

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伴舞？

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灯光？

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不要跟我说是配乐吧！

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错！

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台上最重要的东西就在台下

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师父

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台下的电线真的这么重要吗？

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我呸…

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是观众！

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来 敲头！

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-师父 等一下
-不要

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师父 我长大了 不要了

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-这么多人在 不要打我
-稍等一下

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不要

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歌要有人唱

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也要有人听

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你懂吗？

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我们俩

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一起拿着一只小雨伞

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一只小雨伞

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雨越大

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我来照顾你 你来照顾我

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你来照顾我

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虽然两人相依偎

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遇到大风雨

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坎坷路难行

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咱们要小心走

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你和我

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一起拿着一只小雨伞

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雨越大

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淋得湿透透 心情也愉快

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打给我

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我就知道我是属于大家的

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全新加坡的电台都会播我的歌

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（艾里克郭
我心中的沙堡）

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我的心就像是沙

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好听是吧？

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是你踩着的沙

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什么来的？

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我的歌 我唱的

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大叔 可以不要听吗？

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不好听么？

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你把我的歌听完

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我给你五角钱折扣

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听你个头 大叔！

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好听吗？

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有这么槽糕吗？

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快点送我去医院

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有那么难听吗？

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难以置信

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你是新广的演员对吗？

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蔡恩来…蔡恩来 对吗？

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这是什么歌来的？

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为什么这曲调要用英语唱？

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我的歌嘛

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这是我的风格

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你知道那些看歌台的观众

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他们的英语程度都不好

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所以我把…

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英文歌词加入他们喜欢的音乐里

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让他们学英语

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学英语有那么重要吗？

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新加坡人怎么能不懂英语？

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政府鼓励我们提高英文水平

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这样新加坡才会…

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繁“浓”

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繁荣

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大叔 你很爱国嘛

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那当然！

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我是国庆日出生的

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与生俱来

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其实 大叔
我可以老实跟你说一句话吗？

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这种歌

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只有妈妈辈的才会喜欢

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朋友

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不喜欢就别听 别提起母亲

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下车

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亲爱的 这是你的

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我去帮你准备

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去

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喂

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你在吃什么？

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保健品

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健健康康吃什么保健品？

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老了嘛！

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现在什么年代了

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保健品没代言人？

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没有代言人是不行的

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你很在行啊

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为什么没有人找你做代言人？

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我不是随随便便跟人家代言的

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做代言人要帅 像我这样

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还可以为他们写广告歌

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来

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马上写写看

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听好了！

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要关节灵活

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用威乐关节康

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关怀您每个季节

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不痛不僵

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我写歌像放屁一样快

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炫耀

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喂 劳伦斯？

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-是
-什么事？

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老师 我跟你讲哦 今晚

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会带些演艺班的同学来上你的课

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你多留几个位子好吗？

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好

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不要带太多人来

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等一下没位子坐

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还有不要带那些临时演员来

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大家不要浪费大家的时间好吗？

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好的 老师

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哇 这么早就来喝咖啡

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他累了嘛

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00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:10,833
地铁经常坏

257
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,166
的士这么好赚 也不多开一下

258
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:16,375
哎哟 钱哪里赚得完的？

259
00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:23,625
你啊 身在福中不知福

260
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:24,916
什么？

261
00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,333
你女朋友怎么说也是当年

262
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:29,208
名震马里士他的舞厅花蝴蝶好吗？

263
00:13:29,333 --> 00:13:30,666
当年是花蝴蝶

264
00:13:30,791 --> 00:13:32,166
现在变成发福蝶

265
00:13:32,291 --> 00:13:34,166
你要你拿去用啦

266
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:38,833
我是吃斋的

267
00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,916
我等一下回来

268
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,625
-来
-我自己来

269
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你好好唱

270
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,083
来

271
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请自便

272
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,083
喝完了记得叫我

273
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:00,083
自己来

274
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,375
好的

275
00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,875
有人要点歌吗？

276
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,166
《浪子的心情》

277
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,791
我没心情

278
00:14:06,916 --> 00:14:07,916
《我问天》

279
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,958
自己去问

280
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:10,083
《爱拼才会赢》

281
00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,750
要赢自己去拼

282
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,208
《舞女》

283
00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:14,875
我不是异装癖者

284
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,666
《妈妈 请你也保重》

285
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,000
我没有妈妈

286
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,000
你

287
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,791
有话慢慢说嘛

288
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:32,791
好的

289
00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,166
什么事？

290
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:35,166
老板

291
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,875
你的歌星不要唱歌

292
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:37,916
喂

293
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,125
好好唱

294
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,000
会

295
00:14:58,791 --> 00:15:02,250
打扮着妖娇模样

296
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:05,333
还不是乖乖唱《舞女》

297
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:07,583
肚子饿要吃饭

298
00:15:07,666 --> 00:15:09,250
《太监》他也唱啦

299
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:13,875
其实他可以去参加那个
《黄金年华》的斗歌竞艺比赛

300
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:15,375
为什么他不去？

301
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,708
可以吗？他真的可以吗？

302
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,375
因为他的水准比较高嘛

303
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:21,916
鼻子也是抬很高

304
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,375
很会炫耀

305
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,166
他志气高嘛

306
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,166
知道是你男朋友

307
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:28,333
我就不跟你争了

308
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,166
谢谢你 感谢

309
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:33,125
其实他如果每个晚上都唱福建歌

310
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:35,125
我每天晚上都来捧他的场

311
00:15:35,833 --> 00:15:37,708
看他今晚可以忍多久

312
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:38,833
看他可以忍多久

313
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,208
当作一场梦

314
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,166
谢谢

315
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,208
刚才

316
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,250
唱了一首你们喜欢听的歌

317
00:15:49,333 --> 00:15:50,833
现在我要唱一首

318
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,208
我自己的歌

319
00:15:52,375 --> 00:15:53,625
来了

320
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,291
现在为你们呈现一首原创歌曲

321
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,375
《像内裤紧贴着你》

322
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,166
不要！

323
00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,333
给个面子

324
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,375
你要唱我们就闪

325
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:06,708
现在十点半就不能喝酒了

326
00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:07,833
我们去别的地方喝

327
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,166
不要走

328
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:13,083
我开电视给你们看

329
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:15,583
我才不跟你们一般见识

330
00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:17,041
我还有课要教

331
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,750
就这样走了

332
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:22,791
有空也不多陪陪女朋友

333
00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:24,875
陪什么陪？都这把年纪了

334
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,958
难道还要像那些年轻人
去圣淘沙坐缆车？

335
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,375
为什么不可以？

336
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:33,250
他不跟你去 你就跟我去坐缆车

337
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,666
他没有市场 你有嘛

338
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:37,000
你喝多了

339
00:16:37,208 --> 00:16:39,791
酒不醉人人自醉

340
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,583
闪开

341
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,625
对不起 刚才没礼貌

342
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,083
没事 我没有放在心上

343
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,833
这个比赛看你男朋友有没有兴趣

344
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,000
他每天这样也不对 对不对？

345
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:53,666
什么来的？

346
00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:55,958
与自己的音乐视频同步表演

347
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:59,000
入选歌手可前往中国

348
00:16:59,083 --> 00:17:02,291
只限一百名报名者

349
00:17:03,083 --> 00:17:05,041
他哪里会去排队？

350
00:17:05,166 --> 00:17:06,666
你去帮他排

351
00:17:06,833 --> 00:17:08,791
我不用做工吗？

352
00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:13,833
也不交代一声就这样走了

353
00:17:13,916 --> 00:17:14,750
这叫什么？

354
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:15,833
犯贱

355
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,791
真爱啦！

356
00:17:17,875 --> 00:17:19,000
你才犯贱

357
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,041
对

358
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,791
好断不断 断这条

359
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,958
线都跑去哪里了？

360
00:18:07,666 --> 00:18:08,916
不是这条

361
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,958
什么？

362
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:30,250
这个礼拜又没得做？

363
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:31,666
喂？

364
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:32,958
喂？

365
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:35,916
哪里有这样的事？

366
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,833
说不可以唱方言歌

367
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:39,333
那么那些观众听什么？

368
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,250
我们可以唱华语歌

369
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,833
有些观众听不懂华语嘛

370
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:46,083
这个政府是吃屎的

371
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:51,750
师父

372
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:53,625
你不可以这样骂政府

373
00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,083
他们是对的

374
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:56,250
对什么？

375
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:58,166
你听

376
00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,291
国家要进步

377
00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:03,250
语言要沟通

378
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:05,791
就从今天起

379
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:09,666
大家说华语

380
00:19:09,791 --> 00:19:11,250
听一听

381
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:12,916
记一记

382
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,875
开口说几句

383
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,250
多亲切

384
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,916
多便利

385
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,791
简单又容易

386
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,375
什么来的？

387
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:26,791
学华语

388
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,291
政府真厉害

389
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,291
找黄露仪唱这首歌

390
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:32,791
你有看过歌台唱这种歌吗？

391
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,208
我们是没有唱过

392
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,375
不过 可能

393
00:19:35,666 --> 00:19:36,833
他们会喜欢

394
00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:38,666
那你先去夜总会唱唱看

395
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:40,833
反正歌台统统取消了

396
00:19:40,916 --> 00:19:41,916
好！

397
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:48,083
新加坡

398
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:52,791
我爱新加坡

399
00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:57,583
你是我成长的地方

400
00:19:57,666 --> 00:20:02,166
孕育了幸福的我

401
00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:03,583
谢谢

402
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:04,791
谢谢

403
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,333
谢谢

404
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:08,875
谢谢

405
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,250
喂

406
00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:13,208
你在做什么？

407
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:25,750
嗡嗡嗡 小蜜蜂

408
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:28,833
飞到西来飞来东

409
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,958
嗡嗡嗡 小蜜蜂

410
00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:34,833
别做懒惰虫

411
00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:47,041
妹妹 哥哥给你一百块

412
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,291
不要再出来唱了好吗？

413
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:51,791
可是我喜欢唱歌

414
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,958
我再给你50块钱

415
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,833
不要再唱了

416
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,875
哈啰

417
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,333
哈啰

418
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,166
吃面吗？

419
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,958
不用了 谢谢

420
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,666
坐

421
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:18,750
坐

422
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,583
你很惨 没有得做工

423
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,166
哪里惨？

424
00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:37,833
那些现在还在跳舞的…

425
00:21:37,916 --> 00:21:38,916
才惨

426
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,375
什么？

427
00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:43,875
你看

428
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,666
我每天才工作三分钟

429
00:21:45,791 --> 00:21:47,041
我就可以赚到钱

430
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:48,000
她们？

431
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,000
不懂要跳到几点才可以收工

432
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,166
你看

433
00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:58,666
我美不美？

434
00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:03,208
不要紧的

435
00:22:03,333 --> 00:22:04,666
我可以接受的

436
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,791
我有没有样貌？

437
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,833
好像…

438
00:22:11,916 --> 00:22:13,208
没有

439
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:18,208
那我有没有身材？

440
00:22:19,916 --> 00:22:21,291
没有

441
00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,666
歌声？

442
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,000
没有

443
00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,291
才华？

444
00:22:27,791 --> 00:22:29,125
这种私人问题…

445
00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,750
-讲！
-没有

446
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,166
那我有什么？

447
00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:40,750
我不知道

448
00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:42,916
我教你

449
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:46,041
我有切入点

450
00:22:46,166 --> 00:22:47,083
首先

451
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:49,000
我们要明白自己的价值

452
00:22:49,125 --> 00:22:50,583
和市场的需求

453
00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,166
发挥自己的特质

454
00:22:52,250 --> 00:22:53,666
制造需求

455
00:22:53,791 --> 00:22:55,833
垄断市场

456
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,666
明白吗？

457
00:22:57,833 --> 00:22:58,708
你看

458
00:22:58,833 --> 00:22:59,916
外面那些女生

459
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,375
有哪一个可以让那些客人更反胃？

460
00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:04,291
没有

461
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,875
所以我的钱

462
00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:08,875
她们这一辈子都赚不到的

463
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,708
可以请你喝酒吗？

464
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:15,916
可以

465
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,041
怎么会这样？

466
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:22,750
谁叫你说我没样貌

467
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:25,250
没身材 没歌声 没才华

468
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:29,000
可是你要记得我教你的

469
00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:31,000
切入点

470
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:43,833
这里是我的家

471
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,333
你可以回了

472
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:55,083
我…

473
00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:56,333
我的眼镜

474
00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:58,875
对不起

475
00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:05,250
有缘再见

476
00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:18,666
为什么是我？

477
00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:50,875
唱英文歌

478
00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:52,791
你是不是疯了？

479
00:25:52,875 --> 00:25:54,208
我们又不是迈克尔杰克逊

480
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:55,916
又不是麦当劳

481
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:56,833
师父

482
00:25:56,916 --> 00:25:57,958
不是麦当劳

483
00:25:58,041 --> 00:25:59,916
是麦…麦当娜

484
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,375
-爸 这个
-好像鬼

485
00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:04,916
师父 我不是说要唱英文歌

486
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,916
我是说我们经常唱的那些歌
改成英文的歌词

487
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:12,000
这样观众就可以跟我们一样学英文

488
00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:13,333
你会英文？

489
00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:15,791
我已经去报读英文课了

490
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,666
我还有一个英文名

491
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:18,833
什么？

492
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,333
艾里克郭！

493
00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:21,958
你老兄

494
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:23,125
不是

495
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:25,208
不能说你老兄

496
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:26,333
你应该说

497
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:28,750
你大哥

498
00:26:29,041 --> 00:26:31,916
你“打嗝”

499
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,916
-你老兄
-漂亮

500
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:35,375
喂

501
00:26:35,666 --> 00:26:37,291
艾里克郭先生

502
00:26:37,375 --> 00:26:39,166
我可以说不行吗？

503
00:26:39,583 --> 00:26:42,000
师父 这是我们全新的切入点

504
00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,583
管你什么点

505
00:26:43,708 --> 00:26:45,041
我们是唱福建歌的

506
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,083
一辈子就要唱福建歌 你懂吗？

507
00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:49,083
但是已经剩没几个人看了

508
00:26:49,166 --> 00:26:52,333
就算剩下一个 我们也会唱下去

509
00:26:53,291 --> 00:26:54,208
爸

510
00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,625
师父 为了这个切入点

511
00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,833
你知道我牺牲有多大吗？

512
00:26:59,333 --> 00:27:01,333
有…有多大？

513
00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,208
我来去打包麦

514
00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:08,916
麦…麦…麦当娜

515
00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:11,083
师父 稍等一下 师父

516
00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:13,375
你老兄

517
00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,291
喂

518
00:27:15,375 --> 00:27:16,916
过来

519
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,208
坐

520
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:20,833
什么事情？

521
00:27:20,916 --> 00:27:22,666
怎样 不甘愿啊？

522
00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:24,083
我实在不明白

523
00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,375
他根本都听不懂我在讲什么

524
00:27:26,833 --> 00:27:28,208
他懂

525
00:27:28,333 --> 00:27:30,041
但是他不同意

526
00:27:31,125 --> 00:27:32,291
几十年了

527
00:27:32,375 --> 00:27:34,125
还唱同样的歌曲

528
00:27:35,666 --> 00:27:36,958
我爸说

529
00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:38,250
很多爱听歌台的人

530
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,875
工作很辛苦

531
00:27:40,333 --> 00:27:43,833
他们来听歌
也只是为了解除一天的疲劳

532
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,041
回味一下开心的往事

533
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,666
我们就做给他们

534
00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:51,208
好啦

535
00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:56,041
跟你讲一个秘密

536
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:57,708
什么秘密？

537
00:27:57,833 --> 00:27:59,208
那天老爸喝醉酒

538
00:27:59,333 --> 00:28:00,875
他跟我讲了很多话

539
00:28:01,041 --> 00:28:03,750
他说每个男人的生命中

540
00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:05,833
都有一个红头巾

541
00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:07,875
这哪算是秘密？

542
00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:09,833
你听我说

543
00:28:09,916 --> 00:28:11,083
他说这个红头巾

544
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:13,958
会为你盖房子 会为你挡风遮雨

545
00:28:14,208 --> 00:28:16,166
就算最后没有跟你在一起

546
00:28:16,625 --> 00:28:18,750
也已经住在你心里

547
00:28:21,208 --> 00:28:23,333
你爸也真够肉麻的

548
00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,375
所以他…

549
00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,333
懂了吧！

550
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:35,625
难道那些来听歌台的阿嬷跟他…

551
00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:37,708
我什么也没说

552
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,166
是了 但是你想想看

553
00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:44,625
这些阿嬷也越来越少了

554
00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,125
观众越来越少的话

555
00:28:46,375 --> 00:28:48,291
我们以后的生活怎么办？

556
00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:52,708
我还要养你的

557
00:28:55,166 --> 00:28:57,208
别走

558
00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:59,958
我写了一首英文歌唱给你

559
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,291
我们一起跟我的旋律学英文

560
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:09,208
ABC不是咸菜炒面包

561
00:29:09,291 --> 00:29:12,833
英文真的很有趣味

562
00:29:12,958 --> 00:29:16,166
如果你跟着我一起唱

563
00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:22,000
A不是拖鞋 是英文字母

564
00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:25,791
B不是纸牌 是小蜜蜂

565
00:29:25,875 --> 00:29:29,291
C不是死翘翘 是第三个字母

566
00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:33,875
这样就是ABC

567
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:38,791
我的招式没有羽毛球多

568
00:29:38,875 --> 00:29:42,291
我的理论没有草莓多

569
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:46,041
英文真的很容易

570
00:29:46,166 --> 00:29:49,791
如果你跟着我一起唱

571
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:55,250
红鲷鱼是“安格里”

572
00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:59,000
美式咖啡加奶是“咖比”

573
00:29:59,083 --> 00:30:02,750
“银角纸币”叫金钱

574
00:30:02,833 --> 00:30:07,000
这样是不是容易记？

575
00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:09,750
我爱你

576
00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,166
是“I love you”

577
00:30:12,291 --> 00:30:15,750
你爱我是
“You love me”

578
00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:19,166
我爱你来你爱我

579
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:23,333
嘿 请跟我一起唱

580
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,208
好听吗？

581
00:30:30,291 --> 00:30:31,583
好听

582
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:34,125
我觉得这首歌一定会红

583
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:35,291
我也会红

584
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:36,833
你为什么要红？

585
00:30:39,041 --> 00:30:40,375
要站在台上

586
00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:42,333
就一定要红

587
00:30:44,291 --> 00:30:46,666
我会写更多的好歌

588
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,875
我要出专辑！

589
00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:57,208
（艾里克郭
我心中的沙堡）

590
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,625
（福建歌曲赏析班
主讲：艾里克郭）

591
00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:15,208
我们现在来点名

592
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,375
我的临演之王呢？

593
00:31:17,708 --> 00:31:18,958
老师 这里！

594
00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:20,625
可是不要叫我临演王

595
00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:21,916
我是特约演员

596
00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:24,083
都一样

597
00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:26,041
老师 我朋友

598
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:29,333
露西阿姨

599
00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:30,791
到

600
00:31:30,875 --> 00:31:32,916
芬妮阿姨也在

601
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,666
还有标叔 很好 全都到齐了

602
00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:38,875
对新来的学生

603
00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:40,708
我要强调

604
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:42,666
我的歌是福建曲调

605
00:31:42,791 --> 00:31:44,375
但词却是英文

606
00:31:44,666 --> 00:31:47,750
这种风格只有在这儿找得到

607
00:31:47,833 --> 00:31:49,291
如果外头有这种唱法

608
00:31:49,375 --> 00:31:51,375
要不是我唱的 就是抄袭我的

609
00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:53,625
我现在要教的是

610
00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:56,083
舞台魅力

611
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:12,500
我的心就像是你踩着的沙

612
00:32:13,208 --> 00:32:17,333
你用我的心建造沙堡

613
00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:21,333
从黄昏到黎明

614
00:32:21,666 --> 00:32:25,666
你的铲子把我伤得那么重

615
00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:29,250
每一次你都把我掏、掏、掏空

616
00:32:29,875 --> 00:32:32,708
而海浪来得太早

617
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:37,791
把我的心冲入了大海

618
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,833
水母蜇我

619
00:32:42,166 --> 00:32:46,250
寄居蟹踩在我身上

620
00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:53,708
欺负我的除了海鸥还有沙丁鱼

621
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,375
哦

622
00:32:57,666 --> 00:32:59,750
我是你的孔雀鱼

623
00:32:59,833 --> 00:33:02,208
你的孔雀鱼

624
00:33:06,958 --> 00:33:08,125
那一刻

625
00:33:08,208 --> 00:33:10,833
你的表演一定要倾尽生命

626
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,791
你是焦点

627
00:33:14,333 --> 00:33:17,000
那一刻是属于你的 明白吗？

628
00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:19,375
是不是“活在当下”？

629
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:20,916
是

630
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,041
那用英文解释要讲这么长？

631
00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:26,375
我是在描述

632
00:33:26,666 --> 00:33:29,083
详加细节

633
00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:32,166
解释并澄清说明

634
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:33,250
明白吗？

635
00:33:33,333 --> 00:33:35,041
我懂

636
00:33:35,166 --> 00:33:38,333
你说的都是我想要的感受

637
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:39,791
老师

638
00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:43,708
我好像认识你好久、好久了

639
00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,166
这局面

640
00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:48,083
发展得太快了

641
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,250
老师

642
00:33:50,333 --> 00:33:52,166
你跟那些电视节目里

643
00:33:52,250 --> 00:33:54,708
半红不紫的过气艺人一样

644
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:58,166
一直半死不活地浪费大众的时间

645
00:33:58,291 --> 00:33:59,916
所以 老师 真的

646
00:34:00,041 --> 00:34:02,958
我认识你太久、太久了

647
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,375
再见

648
00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:06,666
我认为外来人才说得对

649
00:34:06,791 --> 00:34:08,333
滚出去！出去！

650
00:34:08,750 --> 00:34:10,750
你们怎么啦？

651
00:34:11,666 --> 00:34:14,000
你是怎么搞的？
我都叫你不要带这些人来了

652
00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:15,708
我的音乐不是普通人听得懂的

653
00:34:15,791 --> 00:34:17,125
这些臭小子懂什么？

654
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:18,166
我不懂

655
00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:20,708
你不懂 你不懂我的歌不适合这些人

656
00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,625
还是这些人不适合我的歌？

657
00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:24,166
老师 我真的喜欢你的音乐

658
00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:25,666
从小我妈妈每天让我听

659
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:27,666
停！不要把妈妈搬出来

660
00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:29,875
男子汉一人做事一人当

661
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000
老师

662
00:34:31,208 --> 00:34:33,041
-对不起
-对不起个屁

663
00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:37,375
老师

664
00:34:38,083 --> 00:34:40,166
老师 对不起

665
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,250
你还在生气？

666
00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:49,208
他们喜欢就喜欢 不喜欢就不喜欢

667
00:34:49,333 --> 00:34:51,625
音乐是这样的

668
00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:53,916
每个人不是叫我再找另一个男人

669
00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:56,166
我还不是在你后面苦苦跟？

670
00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:57,333
你不喜欢

671
00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:58,833
不要紧

672
00:34:58,916 --> 00:35:00,250
你去找别的男人

673
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:01,833
你！

674
00:35:01,916 --> 00:35:02,875
闪开啦！

675
00:35:06,375 --> 00:35:08,333
别傻了

676
00:35:08,625 --> 00:35:11,083
人家跟你开玩笑 你这样认真

677
00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,833
我看见一个歌唱比赛…

678
00:35:22,916 --> 00:35:24,166
停！

679
00:35:25,041 --> 00:35:26,916
我跟你讲过很多次了

680
00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,166
艾里克郭是专业歌手

681
00:35:29,291 --> 00:35:32,833
艾里克郭不再参加歌唱比赛了

682
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,375
你明白吗？

683
00:35:34,708 --> 00:35:36,041
我什么身份！

684
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000
知道了

685
00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:43,833
怎么了？

686
00:35:43,958 --> 00:35:45,375
还不回家？

687
00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:48,083
你刚才吃了大补丸

688
00:35:48,166 --> 00:35:49,833
你要我回家？

689
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:51,250
要

690
00:35:57,125 --> 00:35:58,833
我跟你讲

691
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:02,333
只有劳伦斯会这样傻傻地支持你

692
00:36:02,625 --> 00:36:05,250
你明天最好跟你这个徒弟道歉

693
00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:08,125
不然 你连他这个支持者也没了

694
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:17,666
等一下你演男主角…

695
00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:19,166
的失散多年兄弟

696
00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:21,791
他曾经出卖过你 之后就没有再见面

697
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:23,875
现在在医院再次相逢

698
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,041
你百感交集

699
00:36:25,166 --> 00:36:26,125
百感交集你会吗？

700
00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:27,083
我会

701
00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:28,166
你自己揣摩

702
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:30,791
你很想要质问他为什么出卖你

703
00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:31,916
你行吗？

704
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:33,291
阿陈

705
00:36:33,375 --> 00:36:34,250
什么事？

706
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:35,375
这两个是什么？

707
00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:36,750
学生

708
00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:38,583
-学生？
-对

709
00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:39,916
这里是医院的戏

710
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,375
医院不能有学生？

711
00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:42,458
阿陈

712
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:43,916
你可以装得像一点吗？

713
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,166
不要让人看得出来这里是
青年体育和艺术中心？

714
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:49,083
可是导演讲只要后面有护士走来走去

715
00:36:49,916 --> 00:36:51,583
观众就会以为这里是医院了

716
00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:52,625
那你的护士呢？

717
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:53,833
来

718
00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:57,000
你这个护士还有翅膀？

719
00:36:57,083 --> 00:36:58,375
对

720
00:36:59,916 --> 00:37:01,083
那这个是…

721
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:03,166
进医院等到剩下骨头？

722
00:37:03,250 --> 00:37:05,000
还有氧气罩

723
00:37:05,125 --> 00:37:07,041
快 快搬走 搬走

724
00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:10,958
我刚才讲到哪里？

725
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,833
你 台词

726
00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:15,833
等一下 你说“怎么是你？”

727
00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:17,333
他回答“好久不见”

728
00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:19,875
你说“像你这样的人
还是少见的好”

729
00:37:19,958 --> 00:37:21,083
他说“你好吗？”

730
00:37:21,166 --> 00:37:23,166
你说“死不了 你不要假惺惺

731
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:26,083
不要以为几句问候
就要我忘掉以前的事”

732
00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:28,083
最后一句比较长 你可以吗？

733
00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,833
-我可以
-很好

734
00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:31,875
然后他说“你误会了”

735
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,791
你说“误会？你明明就是出卖我！”

736
00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:35,791
有问题吗？

737
00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:37,875
我第一次那么多台词

738
00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,791
妈的 不要讲我没有给你机会

739
00:37:42,625 --> 00:37:44,041
自己练

740
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,333
你们…

741
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,291
没有

742
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:53,583
我刚载梁导回来

743
00:37:53,666 --> 00:37:55,208
他的办公室在下面 他说

744
00:37:55,333 --> 00:37:57,791
上面这里有拍戏 叫我随便来看看

745
00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:00,791
怎么样？有没有用上我教你的东西？

746
00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:03,375
有 我连防晒油都用上了

747
00:38:06,291 --> 00:38:07,666
我随便看看

748
00:38:07,875 --> 00:38:09,041
你去忙吧

749
00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:10,750
好 我去背台词

750
00:38:24,375 --> 00:38:25,791
哈啰 大叔

751
00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:27,666
闲杂人等闪开

752
00:38:29,791 --> 00:38:31,166
准备

753
00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:34,000
导演 准备好了吗？

754
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:35,291
好了

755
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:37,833
三、二、一 开机！

756
00:38:43,041 --> 00:38:44,666
怎么是你？

757
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,291
好久不见

758
00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:50,000
好久不见？

759
00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:53,083
你这种人还是少见的比较好

760
00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,375
你还好吧？

761
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,666
我死不了

762
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,750
你…

763
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,208
你不要…

764
00:39:02,625 --> 00:39:04,708
对不起 我忘记台词了

765
00:39:04,833 --> 00:39:06,125
停机！

766
00:39:06,208 --> 00:39:07,250
喂！

767
00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,875
想抢我的位置是吗？

768
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,625
喊“停机”那么重要的事

769
00:39:10,708 --> 00:39:13,291
当然是我讲 好吗？

770
00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:15,708
停机！

771
00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:16,750
开机！

772
00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:17,916
死不了

773
00:39:18,333 --> 00:39:19,875
你不要假…

774
00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:22,708
你不要假…

775
00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:27,291
假惺惺

776
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,583
不要以为你问候我几句

777
00:39:29,666 --> 00:39:31,625
我就忘了你以前做的事！

778
00:39:33,833 --> 00:39:35,125
你…

779
00:39:35,291 --> 00:39:36,666
误会了

780
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:38,125
我误会？

781
00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,250
你明明出卖我！

782
00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,916
出卖我

783
00:39:43,750 --> 00:39:45,916
老板 谢谢你还会联络我们

784
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,833
谢谢

785
00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:49,375
你们要好好地表演

786
00:39:49,666 --> 00:39:52,166
现在的歌台也很难做

787
00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:55,375
没有人来看就是我没戏唱

788
00:39:55,666 --> 00:39:57,833
你们也没歌唱

789
00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:58,791
明白吗？

790
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:00,250
放心 我们一定会好好地唱

791
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:02,666
-放心
-不要不上心

792
00:40:04,791 --> 00:40:06,958
听到没？不要丢我的脸

793
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,166
你去看

794
00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:18,833
外面没有几个人

795
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:19,833
这样是不行的

796
00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:21,208
我们一定要“change”

797
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:24,083
什么是“change”？

798
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:25,666
改变

799
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:28,000
那你要怎样改变？

800
00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:32,000
不要管师父

801
00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:34,791
弹我的原创歌曲

802
00:40:40,833 --> 00:40:42,250
各位观众

803
00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:44,666
欢迎来到罗氏歌舞团

804
00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:46,166
音乐开始！

805
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,875
《小雨伞》

806
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,208
福建歌

807
00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:21,041
我们俩

808
00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:25,375
一起拿着一只小雨伞

809
00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:26,916
小雨伞

810
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,250
雨越大

811
00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:33,875
我来照顾你 你来照顾我

812
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,375
你来照顾我

813
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,625
两人心相连 一路同行

814
00:41:37,708 --> 00:41:39,166
遇到大风雨

815
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,583
坎坷路难行

816
00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,833
握着我手小心走

817
00:41:43,958 --> 00:41:44,875
你和我

818
00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:45,958
唱什么屎？

819
00:41:46,041 --> 00:41:47,208
不懂

820
00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:48,833
你搞什么？

821
00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:50,166
有没有搞错啊？

822
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:52,125
这首歌都不是这样唱的

823
00:41:52,291 --> 00:41:53,875
难听得要死

824
00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:54,875
走吧

825
00:41:54,958 --> 00:41:55,875
走吧 不要看了

826
00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,208
走了

827
00:42:02,583 --> 00:42:04,625
我以后不要看到你！

828
00:42:05,708 --> 00:42:07,125
老板！

829
00:42:10,666 --> 00:42:13,375
现在没有人听我们唱歌了

830
00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:15,125
你们都没有一个人支持我

831
00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:17,166
我支持你！打给我！

832
00:42:17,291 --> 00:42:18,916
等我要买猪肉的时候才会打给你啊！

833
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,291
快滚开

834
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,666
师兄 你不要生气

835
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:24,916
都是我不好 是我怕师父生气

836
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,000
所以才没有…

837
00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:27,708
你是他妈的怕死！

838
00:42:27,791 --> 00:42:29,041
你那么希望我在台上死是吗？

839
00:42:29,166 --> 00:42:31,041
我偏偏活给你看 臭娘娘腔！

840
00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:32,041
你为什么骂他？

841
00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:33,916
他帮你伴奏编曲
你也没有跟他讲谢谢

842
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,333
那是他的工作

843
00:42:35,625 --> 00:42:37,083
他该帮我包装

844
00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:39,125
我是好货 他才容易包装

845
00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:40,166
他那么喜欢包装是吗？

846
00:42:40,250 --> 00:42:41,958
去八佰伴公司帮小孩子包礼物

847
00:42:42,041 --> 00:42:43,125
你老兄 我听不懂

848
00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:44,166
好 我不跟你吵

849
00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,625
师父 我跟你说

850
00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:46,916
你的歌已经过时了

851
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,166
老歌没有人要听了

852
00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:50,041
不是老不老 是好不好

853
00:42:50,125 --> 00:42:51,750
现在是新不新 而不是好不好

854
00:42:51,833 --> 00:42:52,791
我不明白你为什么要…

855
00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:54,583
-你走！
-走就走！

856
00:42:54,666 --> 00:42:56,916
-师兄
-你放手 都是因为你！

857
00:42:57,083 --> 00:42:58,208
你干嘛打人？

858
00:42:58,583 --> 00:42:59,458
让开

859
00:43:09,750 --> 00:43:11,250
出卖我

860
00:43:11,833 --> 00:43:14,000
你明明出卖我！

861
00:43:15,666 --> 00:43:16,916
你干嘛打人？

862
00:43:18,208 --> 00:43:19,125
放手

863
00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:21,916
老乌龟！你是混哪里的？

864
00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,750
-出卖我！
-形象！

865
00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:27,166
请放手

866
00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:29,000
放…放手！

867
00:43:29,166 --> 00:43:30,708
还有你 放手！

868
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,750
怎么是你？

869
00:43:35,125 --> 00:43:36,666
好久不见

870
00:43:36,875 --> 00:43:39,375
你这样的人还是少见比较好

871
00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:43,291
你还好吗？

872
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:46,166
死不了 你不要假惺惺

873
00:43:46,250 --> 00:43:48,916
几句安慰的话
就要我忘记以前的事情吗？

874
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,833
不是 你误会了

875
00:43:50,958 --> 00:43:51,958
我误会什么？

876
00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,666
明明是你出卖我的！还说我误会你？

877
00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:56,750
停机！

878
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:57,750
好！

879
00:43:57,833 --> 00:44:00,083
实在是太好了 看到我都想…

880
00:44:00,375 --> 00:44:01,666
想哭出来

881
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:02,875
可是你们是谁？

882
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,375
又不是我们的演员

883
00:44:05,083 --> 00:44:06,291
在这边搞什么鬼？

884
00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:07,666
对不起

885
00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:08,916
你…

886
00:44:10,333 --> 00:44:12,791
你很面善

887
00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:15,333
想起来了

888
00:44:15,625 --> 00:44:17,375
你是那个很红的制作人

889
00:44:17,666 --> 00:44:19,291
李云飞

890
00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:21,666
是不是？

891
00:44:21,750 --> 00:44:22,666
是

892
00:44:22,916 --> 00:44:25,000
久仰大名 来 抱抱一下

893
00:44:25,125 --> 00:44:25,958
不要

894
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:27,250
不来这一套？

895
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:29,333
那没关系

896
00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:31,083
来看我们彩排？

897
00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:32,875
你演技很棒

898
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:35,666
不是 我是来节目录影

899
00:44:36,208 --> 00:44:37,250
这个是我的…

900
00:44:37,333 --> 00:44:38,333
这个？

901
00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:39,708
我的师兄

902
00:44:39,833 --> 00:44:41,333
你的师兄？

903
00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:44,833
师兄

904
00:44:44,958 --> 00:44:47,041
幸会

905
00:44:47,166 --> 00:44:49,000
很高兴认识你！

906
00:44:51,333 --> 00:44:52,833
过得怎么样？

907
00:44:52,958 --> 00:44:54,250
结婚了吗？

908
00:44:55,791 --> 00:44:57,208
是的

909
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,625
那你结婚了没？

910
00:45:02,708 --> 00:45:03,625
我？

911
00:45:03,708 --> 00:45:05,166
当然还没

912
00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:07,833
我是属于大家的 怎么可能结婚呢？

913
00:45:08,875 --> 00:45:10,791
你认识那个成龙对不对？

914
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:11,791
认识

915
00:45:11,916 --> 00:45:14,583
当然啦！有谁不认识成龙？

916
00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:16,875
他当初宣布他结了婚的时候

917
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,083
一个日本影迷为了这件事情

918
00:45:19,208 --> 00:45:20,708
跳火车自杀

919
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:24,333
你认识那个刘德华 对不对？

920
00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:26,000
认识

921
00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:27,000
你知道吗？

922
00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:29,083
他说他结婚有了孩子

923
00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:32,375
一个中国影迷
为了这件事情去跳海自杀

924
00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:34,916
所以做人很难的

925
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,750
我有偶像包袱

926
00:45:38,583 --> 00:45:41,083
你现在还在搞音乐？

927
00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:43,958
做那些什么编曲之类的东西？

928
00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:45,750
还是老样子

929
00:45:47,208 --> 00:45:48,833
你有没有出过专辑？

930
00:45:49,333 --> 00:45:51,333
当然没有

931
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:53,958
我又不会唱歌

932
00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,000
我好像没跟你说

933
00:45:59,333 --> 00:46:01,000
我有出过专辑

934
00:46:07,666 --> 00:46:09,166
来、来、来、来跳舞

935
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,291
脚步若是移动

936
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:14,375
不管她是谁人

937
00:46:14,625 --> 00:46:17,208
把它…

938
00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:21,750
当作一场梦

939
00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:23,375
来

940
00:46:23,833 --> 00:46:24,833
干杯

941
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,291
美女

942
00:46:29,291 --> 00:46:31,333
我现在为大家带来一首自己创作的歌

943
00:46:32,625 --> 00:46:35,375
“塔帮”

944
00:46:35,666 --> 00:46:37,833
是搭便车

945
00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:42,958
去牛车水最好坐货车

946
00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:44,791
喂 闭嘴

947
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,125
出去

948
00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:50,666
你怎么都讲不听？

949
00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:52,625
我叫你不要再唱这种歌 你老是唱

950
00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:54,291
你到底是属猪还是属牛？

951
00:46:54,375 --> 00:46:57,166
我是属蟑螂 打不死

952
00:46:57,666 --> 00:46:59,000
你打不死我

953
00:46:59,125 --> 00:47:00,958
那你就回家好好反省

954
00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:03,250
要是想不通 明天就不用来了

955
00:47:03,333 --> 00:47:05,333
肯定是想不通的

956
00:47:05,666 --> 00:47:06,875
这么确定？

957
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,333
那不要来了

958
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:31,666
劫财

959
00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:34,000
我没有

960
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:35,750
劫色

961
00:47:37,375 --> 00:47:39,666
可以考虑不要吗？

962
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:43,041
我像是这种人吗？

963
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,375
我叫丹尼尔

964
00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:49,750
你讲英语？

965
00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:51,708
那当然

966
00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:52,791
其实

967
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:55,166
我要跟你讲我很喜欢你的歌

968
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:06,666
欺负我的有海鸥还有沙丁鱼

969
00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:09,166
哦

970
00:48:10,125 --> 00:48:13,958
我是你的孔雀鱼 你的孔雀鱼

971
00:48:16,041 --> 00:48:17,375
如何？

972
00:48:20,166 --> 00:48:22,333
非常好！

973
00:48:22,791 --> 00:48:23,833
那怎样？

974
00:48:23,958 --> 00:48:26,125
你不出唱片太可惜了

975
00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:28,625
你应该投资自己的未来

976
00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:31,666
出一点钱来出自己的唱片

977
00:48:31,833 --> 00:48:34,083
出一点钱来出自己的唱片

978
00:48:34,208 --> 00:48:36,166
为什么要把版权卖给别人？

979
00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:37,875
自己出钱自己赚

980
00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:38,916
这主意不错吧？

981
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,750
好 需要多少钱？

982
00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:42,000
五万

983
00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:44,333
这么多？

984
00:48:44,583 --> 00:48:47,333
你是明星嘛 哪里会多？

985
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:50,333
我最多只有一万

986
00:48:52,708 --> 00:48:53,541
不如不要了

987
00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:55,083
给个机会 丹尼尔

988
00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:56,291
-给个机会
-风险太大了

989
00:48:56,375 --> 00:48:59,083
你刚才不是说
我不出唱片的话很可惜吗？

990
00:48:59,166 --> 00:49:02,625
我…我是说出唱片很贵

991
00:49:02,708 --> 00:49:03,666
走

992
00:49:03,791 --> 00:49:05,041
门在这边

993
00:49:05,250 --> 00:49:06,166
你走

994
00:49:06,333 --> 00:49:07,666
走

995
00:49:07,791 --> 00:49:09,166
-你刚才不是…
-走

996
00:49:09,625 --> 00:49:10,708
我还没有把话说完

997
00:49:10,791 --> 00:49:12,041
我…

998
00:49:17,833 --> 00:49:21,333
老板

999
00:49:22,333 --> 00:49:24,750
打不死的蟑螂想通了？

1000
00:49:24,916 --> 00:49:26,583
对

1001
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000
只有青蛙才会想不通

1002
00:49:29,166 --> 00:49:31,375
“噗通”跳下水

1003
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000
蟑螂会讲冷笑话

1004
00:49:35,125 --> 00:49:36,250
你以为我会请回你？

1005
00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:37,375
拜托了 老板

1006
00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:38,666
求求你

1007
00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,625
我终于找到你了

1008
00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:42,625
我跟你说

1009
00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:43,875
我想通了

1010
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,291
剩余的钱我帮你出

1011
00:49:45,375 --> 00:49:47,166
走 去录你的唱片

1012
00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:07,000
哇

1013
00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:09,375
太棒了！

1014
00:50:10,041 --> 00:50:11,333
你知道迈克尔杰克逊？

1015
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:12,625
知道

1016
00:50:12,791 --> 00:50:14,000
“月游漫步”是他的专长

1017
00:50:14,333 --> 00:50:15,625
你知道我的杀手锏是什么吗？

1018
00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:16,541
什么？

1019
00:50:16,666 --> 00:50:17,500
我叫它“太阳舞步”

1020
00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:18,458
表演给我瞧

1021
00:50:19,375 --> 00:50:21,000
地上烫烫

1022
00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:22,875
一、二、三、四

1023
00:50:22,958 --> 00:50:25,166
烫、烫、烫、烫、烫

1024
00:50:26,666 --> 00:50:28,291
莱佛士型

1025
00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:29,833
莱佛士什么？

1026
00:50:30,791 --> 00:50:32,125
莱佛士型

1027
00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:34,875
好

1028
00:50:35,125 --> 00:50:36,708
莱佛士型

1029
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:37,958
好

1030
00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:48,625
（艾里克郭
我心中的沙堡）

1031
00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:50,125
这是母带

1032
00:50:51,041 --> 00:50:53,833
这是我实现梦想的第一步

1033
00:50:54,291 --> 00:50:55,916
下一步呢？

1034
00:50:56,750 --> 00:50:58,041
下一步

1035
00:50:58,166 --> 00:50:59,708
我要成名

1036
00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:01,833
我要大家都会唱我的歌

1037
00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:05,000
我要走到哪里 大家都认识我

1038
00:51:05,666 --> 00:51:06,875
然后呢？

1039
00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:13,625
我要我的女友回到我身边

1040
00:51:14,791 --> 00:51:16,625
你为什么怕没有女朋友？

1041
00:51:16,708 --> 00:51:17,916
你都要成为巨星了

1042
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,583
不一样

1043
00:51:23,666 --> 00:51:26,833
我不要她成为我的红头巾

1044
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:32,791
所以你的梦想就只是这样？

1045
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,958
我暂时没有想这么远

1046
00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:38,000
我请你喝酒？

1047
00:51:38,291 --> 00:51:40,000
免了 谢谢

1048
00:51:40,125 --> 00:51:42,166
我明天还要早早起床

1049
00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:45,000
还得印五千张 五千

1050
00:51:45,083 --> 00:51:45,916
对

1051
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:47,833
谢谢你

1052
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,000
早点回去休息

1053
00:51:49,083 --> 00:51:50,291
谢谢你

1054
00:51:50,666 --> 00:51:51,833
包在我身上

1055
00:51:54,250 --> 00:51:56,333
你的朋友没有留下电话

1056
00:51:58,250 --> 00:51:59,916
你们不是认识的吗？

1057
00:52:00,250 --> 00:52:01,666
他说要印五千张

1058
00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:03,041
叫我来拿

1059
00:52:03,250 --> 00:52:04,708
没有

1060
00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:07,625
拜托 再查一下

1061
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,125
你打给他

1062
00:52:09,333 --> 00:52:10,833
我没有他的电话号码

1063
00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:13,250
我也没有

1064
00:52:38,041 --> 00:52:39,291
师兄

1065
00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:42,166
不好意思 还要你送我回家

1066
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:45,000
我等一下还你的士费

1067
00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:46,291
你看多少钱？

1068
00:52:46,833 --> 00:52:49,583
喂 你说什么话？

1069
00:52:49,708 --> 00:52:50,833
你是我的师弟

1070
00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:52,833
我不送你回 谁送你回？

1071
00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:57,666
你是越老越糊涂吗？

1072
00:52:57,791 --> 00:52:59,250
找不到自己的家？

1073
00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:00,875
是不是迷路了？

1074
00:53:01,083 --> 00:53:02,833
就在前面这边

1075
00:53:02,916 --> 00:53:04,708
-哪里？
-这里

1076
00:53:04,875 --> 00:53:06,375
你这边停就可以了

1077
00:53:07,291 --> 00:53:08,791
这就是我家

1078
00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:10,625
哇

1079
00:53:12,333 --> 00:53:13,958
来 这边请

1080
00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:16,833
哇 你很喜欢花喔？

1081
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,083
门上有花 墙上有花

1082
00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:21,000
到处都是花

1083
00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:23,916
成龙！

1084
00:53:24,041 --> 00:53:26,000
老师 成龙

1085
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:32,583
你真的认识成龙？

1086
00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:35,833
老师

1087
00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,708
刘德华

1088
00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:42,333
你也认识刘德华？

1089
00:53:42,958 --> 00:53:44,875
有帮他编过曲

1090
00:53:46,708 --> 00:53:47,833
老公

1091
00:53:47,916 --> 00:53:49,333
今天那么早？

1092
00:53:56,291 --> 00:53:57,666
阿花？

1093
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,208
你…

1094
00:54:03,375 --> 00:54:05,041
你叫他老公？

1095
00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:08,000
嗯

1096
00:54:11,041 --> 00:54:12,666
你叫他老公？

1097
00:54:13,166 --> 00:54:14,375
嗯

1098
00:54:18,958 --> 00:54:20,625
你叫他老公？

1099
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:24,833
嗯

1100
00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:33,833
你叫他老公？

1101
00:54:34,583 --> 00:54:35,583
嗯

1102
00:54:35,666 --> 00:54:37,000
你叫他老公？

1103
00:54:37,083 --> 00:54:37,958
嗯

1104
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:38,916
你叫他…

1105
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:39,916
老师

1106
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:41,375
你问六次了

1107
00:54:45,625 --> 00:54:47,833
你居然嫁给这个臭娘娘腔？

1108
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,708
你老兄！你没礼貌！

1109
00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:51,291
他是我老公 你要怎样？

1110
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:53,083
你想要我怎样？

1111
00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,666
往事不要再提

1112
00:55:08,916 --> 00:55:12,833
人生已多风雨

1113
00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:16,000
这首歌我懂

1114
00:55:23,708 --> 00:55:28,708
阿花

1115
00:55:29,333 --> 00:55:31,833
阿花为什么要嫁娘娘腔？

1116
00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:33,125
阿花

1117
00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:36,458
九十八

1118
00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,333
九十九

1119
00:55:38,666 --> 00:55:40,083
最后一张 一百

1120
00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:42,291
最后一张 一百

1121
00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:43,666
我拿到了

1122
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:45,166
发啦！

1123
00:55:47,375 --> 00:55:49,291
大婶 你不要浪费时间可以吗？

1124
00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:52,250
都这么老了 参加也是包输的

1125
00:55:52,333 --> 00:55:54,166
还要写新歌的

1126
00:55:54,333 --> 00:55:56,625
你这种年纪还有什么新的东西？

1127
00:55:56,708 --> 00:55:57,625
你说什么？

1128
00:55:57,708 --> 00:55:58,875
我说你不懂！

1129
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,333
我说不行！

1130
00:56:22,875 --> 00:56:23,958
谢谢

1131
00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:25,083
快点走

1132
00:56:29,166 --> 00:56:31,291
别走！

1133
00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:43,791
臭小子

1134
00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:44,916
跟我比？

1135
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,750
老娘是少林寺的…

1136
00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:48,375
邻居

1137
00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:59,208
医生 她怎么样了？

1138
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:01,708
难以置信

1139
00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:04,000
太漂亮了

1140
00:57:04,166 --> 00:57:05,208
医生

1141
00:57:05,333 --> 00:57:06,666
不要骗我们

1142
00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:08,125
我们需要你令人相信

1143
00:57:08,208 --> 00:57:09,250
不

1144
00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:12,666
我是说她的姿势太漂亮了

1145
00:57:12,833 --> 00:57:18,041
难道这就是失传已久的龙爪手？

1146
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,208
没错

1147
00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:24,666
她是为了抢这张纸而被车撞到

1148
00:57:30,125 --> 00:57:32,875
“歌唱比赛报名表格”

1149
00:57:33,875 --> 00:57:35,291
更令人难以置信

1150
00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:36,750
老师

1151
00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:38,333
她应该是拿给你的

1152
00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:44,083
医生

1153
00:57:45,041 --> 00:57:46,916
她会不会好起来？

1154
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,833
我感觉到她体内有很强的内息

1155
00:57:53,958 --> 00:57:57,208
正在帮她的身体做自我修复

1156
00:57:58,166 --> 00:58:00,166
可是几时醒来

1157
00:58:00,291 --> 00:58:01,666
还说不定

1158
00:58:02,083 --> 00:58:03,750
你们尽量跟她多说话

1159
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:04,916
看她会不会有反应

1160
00:58:05,041 --> 00:58:06,166
好吗？

1161
00:58:07,166 --> 00:58:12,208
龙爪手

1162
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,666
我答应你

1163
00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:24,375
我会去参加这个比赛的

1164
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,166
老师

1165
00:58:28,250 --> 00:58:29,583
她有反应

1166
00:58:30,875 --> 00:58:32,833
说不定赢了这个比赛

1167
00:58:33,083 --> 00:58:34,833
她会开心到醒过来

1168
00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:13,375
有什么事情？

1169
00:59:14,166 --> 00:59:16,208
我们是来劝你不要参加比赛的

1170
00:59:19,875 --> 00:59:21,875
哎呀 你坐后面一点

1171
00:59:22,916 --> 00:59:23,916
为什么？

1172
00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:25,583
还记得丹尼尔吗？

1173
00:59:25,958 --> 00:59:27,000
哪一个丹尼尔？

1174
00:59:27,333 --> 00:59:29,833
就是那个说要帮你出唱片

1175
00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:33,208
然后又跑掉的那个丹尼尔

1176
00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:36,000
谢谢你的提醒

1177
00:59:36,333 --> 00:59:37,833
这次的比赛也是…

1178
00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:39,375
他搞的

1179
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:41,833
当然未必每次都是骗局

1180
00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:43,958
但是 你要小心

1181
00:59:44,125 --> 00:59:45,625
那不正好？

1182
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:49,083
我顺便可以把我的一万块
连本带利地拿回来

1183
00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:51,875
那你也顺便把我爸的四万块拿回来

1184
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,125
什么？

1185
00:59:53,666 --> 00:59:54,833
你老兄！

1186
00:59:54,916 --> 00:59:56,083
你真的以为人家这么好？

1187
00:59:56,166 --> 00:59:57,750
那时候唱片行的老板跟我爸说

1188
00:59:57,833 --> 00:59:59,125
你没钱出唱片

1189
00:59:59,291 --> 01:00:00,333
老爸说要帮你

1190
01:00:00,583 --> 01:00:02,666
他隐瞒着我把钱给丹尼尔

1191
01:00:02,791 --> 01:00:05,000
我很生气 就跟他大吵一顿

1192
01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:06,833
他就跟我说：“我走”

1193
01:00:06,958 --> 01:00:08,833
我就说：“你走！”

1194
01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:12,000
他就真的走了

1195
01:00:13,666 --> 01:00:15,250
他离家出走

1196
01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:19,208
到现在都还没有回来

1197
01:00:21,333 --> 01:00:23,000
现在师父在哪里？

1198
01:00:27,791 --> 01:00:31,250
他已经失踪那么久了

1199
01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:33,791
我们都当他已经交…

1200
01:00:34,291 --> 01:00:36,625
交那个“登记”了

1201
01:00:42,083 --> 01:00:43,833
我们就只能劝你

1202
01:00:43,958 --> 01:00:47,000
参加不参加你自己决定 好吧？

1203
01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:49,291
只是不想你白忙一场

1204
01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:05,291
好的 陈老板 没有问题

1205
01:01:05,375 --> 01:01:07,625
我们星期六见

1206
01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,375
爹地

1207
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:12,166
我的音乐视频已经拍完了

1208
01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:15,291
我的鱼肝油 来 来 累不累？

1209
01:01:15,666 --> 01:01:16,833
来 给爹地抱一下

1210
01:01:21,833 --> 01:01:24,041
走

1211
01:01:24,708 --> 01:01:26,750
来 坐

1212
01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:28,250
一切还顺利吗？

1213
01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:29,333
我跟你说

1214
01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:31,000
现在有很多人报名

1215
01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:32,916
还钱给我们拍音乐视频

1216
01:01:33,083 --> 01:01:36,166
现在只要说我们有机会进军中国

1217
01:01:36,250 --> 01:01:38,000
连政府都会给我们钱

1218
01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:39,958
何况是那些笨蛋

1219
01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:42,833
我们还可以从他们的身上赚更多

1220
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:44,958
爹地

1221
01:01:45,041 --> 01:01:47,166
不管怎么样 你一定要答应我

1222
01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:48,791
一定要是我赢好吗？

1223
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:51,208
你在担心什么？

1224
01:01:51,333 --> 01:01:54,958
这个原定的计划就是要为你炒作的嘛

1225
01:01:55,083 --> 01:01:58,000
这个周末 我要让全世界知道

1226
01:01:58,125 --> 01:01:59,583
谁是我的…

1227
01:01:59,708 --> 01:02:01,666
欧美茄崔

1228
01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:05,666
咔比咚

1229
01:02:21,166 --> 01:02:22,833
买花给你

1230
01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,666
喜欢吗？

1231
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,333
我跟你说

1232
01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:29,375
我从来没有买花给女人

1233
01:02:30,666 --> 01:02:32,166
可是今天为了你

1234
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:34,708
特地买朵花给你

1235
01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:37,000
师父有话说

1236
01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:44,000
师父 你是鬼啊？

1237
01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:45,375
怎样？

1238
01:02:45,666 --> 01:02:47,208
鬼就不能来看你吗？

1239
01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,333
不是

1240
01:02:49,791 --> 01:02:52,625
不过尽量不要啦

1241
01:02:53,833 --> 01:02:55,625
师父想要问你

1242
01:02:56,083 --> 01:02:58,375
你今年已经50岁了

1243
01:02:59,041 --> 01:03:02,833
是梦想重要还是现实重要？

1244
01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:05,958
伟大的喜剧演员兼导演
周星驰先生说过

1245
01:03:06,166 --> 01:03:08,041
“人如果没有梦想

1246
01:03:08,208 --> 01:03:10,166
跟咸鱼是没什么差别的”

1247
01:03:10,250 --> 01:03:12,000
如果你本来就是咸鱼

1248
01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:13,750
有梦想又怎样？

1249
01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:16,625
你只不过是条有梦想的咸鱼

1250
01:03:17,166 --> 01:03:19,208
那我也期待有一天

1251
01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:22,625
咸鱼可以翻身

1252
01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:23,833
翻来翻去

1253
01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:25,291
还不是咸鱼？

1254
01:03:27,291 --> 01:03:28,333
师父

1255
01:03:28,791 --> 01:03:31,208
你做鬼不要这么烦可以吗？

1256
01:03:31,708 --> 01:03:34,833
这就叫鬼话连篇

1257
01:03:35,125 --> 01:03:37,083
你可以说一些有用的吗？

1258
01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:40,750
师父有话说

1259
01:03:41,916 --> 01:03:43,000
歌

1260
01:03:43,166 --> 01:03:44,750
要有人唱

1261
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,375
也要有人听

1262
01:04:09,333 --> 01:04:13,791
我对你一片真心

1263
01:04:13,875 --> 01:04:17,833
不敢对你来表明

1264
01:04:18,166 --> 01:04:22,708
心爱的人不知往哪里去

1265
01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:26,333
咸酸苦涩全无味

1266
01:04:26,625 --> 01:04:28,750
想着她的心

1267
01:04:28,833 --> 01:04:31,333
想着她的情

1268
01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:35,958
思念当初的情意

1269
01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:38,666
过一年

1270
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:40,708
痛一年

1271
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:45,166
无奈相思的日子

1272
01:04:46,833 --> 01:04:49,708
也是过一天

1273
01:04:49,791 --> 01:04:51,916
痛一天

1274
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,750
痛苦无法来医治

1275
01:04:55,833 --> 01:04:58,750
也是睡一觉

1276
01:04:58,833 --> 01:05:00,916
醒一觉

1277
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:05,041
心乱纷纷 我问天

1278
01:05:05,208 --> 01:05:10,000
声声叫 叫着你

1279
01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:14,166
梦中听着你的声音

1280
01:05:14,375 --> 01:05:16,750
如何去忘记

1281
01:05:16,875 --> 01:05:18,958
如何不想起

1282
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:23,125
苦海孤船到天边

1283
01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:27,875
如何去忘记

1284
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,083
如何不想起

1285
01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:35,375
苦海孤船到天边

1286
01:06:04,833 --> 01:06:05,666
师父

1287
01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:06,833
我…

1288
01:06:17,333 --> 01:06:18,916
你想要什么样的风格？

1289
01:06:19,375 --> 01:06:22,875
阿飞 我不像你这么厉害

1290
01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:25,000
我只有一种风格

1291
01:06:25,291 --> 01:06:28,375
而曼丽只是喜欢我这种风格

1292
01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:31,625
这首歌是写给曼丽的

1293
01:06:32,208 --> 01:06:35,833
所以 我可否保留
我原有的个人风格？

1294
01:06:36,708 --> 01:06:38,166
当然可以！

1295
01:06:40,125 --> 01:06:41,375
阿花

1296
01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:43,833
你还记得

1297
01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:46,125
师父曾经说过的一句话吗？

1298
01:06:47,041 --> 01:06:48,750
每个男人的生命中

1299
01:06:48,833 --> 01:06:50,791
都会有一个红头巾

1300
01:06:51,958 --> 01:06:54,000
你懂了 我很开心

1301
01:06:57,125 --> 01:07:00,833
人世间有多少次真的你情我愿？

1302
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:11,166
我的女孩

1303
01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:13,083
你真的让人难、难、难、难、难

1304
01:07:13,375 --> 01:07:17,333
难以置信

1305
01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:20,125
停机

1306
01:07:22,958 --> 01:07:25,250
记得啊 千万不要跟人家讲

1307
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:27,000
这个音乐视频是我拍的

1308
01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,916
转载进你的优盘了

1309
01:07:41,166 --> 01:07:42,750
这么快？

1310
01:07:42,833 --> 01:07:43,833
你乱剪的？

1311
01:07:43,958 --> 01:07:45,708
拜托 什么歌来的？

1312
01:07:45,875 --> 01:07:48,083
别浪费时间参赛
只会浪费观众的时间

1313
01:07:57,666 --> 01:07:58,916
劳伦斯

1314
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,916
今天拍这个音乐视频

1315
01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:03,125
到头来只是证明了

1316
01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:05,250
我是过时的

1317
01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:07,000
老师

1318
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:11,000
参加这项比赛全为曼丽 不是为我

1319
01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:14,125
我把它交给你处理

1320
01:08:16,583 --> 01:08:18,291
我现在要回家睡觉了

1321
01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:19,666
明天

1322
01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:22,083
我不会再唱歌了

1323
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,708
但我盼着有一天能听到你唱的歌

1324
01:08:29,041 --> 01:08:31,166
老师 我答应你

1325
01:08:31,625 --> 01:08:33,375
有一天 你一定会听到我的歌

1326
01:08:33,666 --> 01:08:36,250
但我认为你不应该这么轻易地放弃

1327
01:08:36,333 --> 01:08:38,041
你的音乐是可行的

1328
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:44,750
我从没告诉你
我是怎样接触到你的歌的

1329
01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:49,708
其实你的歌是我妈妈介绍给我听的

1330
01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,958
你妈妈？

1331
01:08:52,708 --> 01:08:54,166
她已经过世了

1332
01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:57,666
抱歉 我不知情

1333
01:08:58,875 --> 01:09:01,791
还有 她曾是你的头号粉丝

1334
01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:04,166
我小时候
她把你所有现场表演都拍下来

1335
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:05,791
然后播给我看

1336
01:09:05,875 --> 01:09:07,125
我是吃饭也听

1337
01:09:07,208 --> 01:09:08,375
睡觉也听

1338
01:09:08,666 --> 01:09:09,708
洗澡也听

1339
01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:10,833
还有 你知道吗？

1340
01:09:10,958 --> 01:09:13,666
-我连大便的时候都会听你的歌
-行了

1341
01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:17,125
不过那是我童年最美好的回忆

1342
01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:19,708
我很荣幸

1343
01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:26,166
从小我就知道你的歌都是好歌

1344
01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:28,875
只是还未遇到知音

1345
01:09:29,041 --> 01:09:31,666
如果我妈妈还活着 看到你出名

1346
01:09:31,916 --> 01:09:34,375
她一定会成为你粉丝俱乐部的主席

1347
01:09:35,083 --> 01:09:37,958
我不记得曾有过这么忠实的粉丝

1348
01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:41,875
她还问我如果有一天你成名了

1349
01:09:42,041 --> 01:09:43,708
你能不能在你们的合照上签名？

1350
01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:46,333
-我带了那张照片 我给你看
-不必了

1351
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,125
我没有脸见我的粉丝

1352
01:10:05,583 --> 01:10:07,000
再见

1353
01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:11,250
老师

1354
01:10:12,041 --> 01:10:13,666
老师

1355
01:10:40,375 --> 01:10:41,875
师父！

1356
01:10:42,708 --> 01:10:44,333
吓我一跳

1357
01:10:44,833 --> 01:10:47,833
你看过鬼进来按门铃的吗？

1358
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:51,208
没有 你是我第一个见过的鬼

1359
01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:52,958
师父有话说

1360
01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:54,666
噢

1361
01:10:57,625 --> 01:10:59,166
大梦将醒

1362
01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:01,375
假发还戴不戴？

1363
01:11:01,791 --> 01:11:03,000
为什么要戴？

1364
01:11:03,083 --> 01:11:04,958
梦想可以破灭

1365
01:11:05,166 --> 01:11:08,375
形象不能破坏

1366
01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:15,708
我还有形象？

1367
01:11:32,208 --> 01:11:34,333
是那个…

1368
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,916
难、难、难、难

1369
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:33,166
难以置信

1370
01:12:33,250 --> 01:12:34,875
那就是你

1371
01:12:35,666 --> 01:12:38,958
来当我的咖啡桌

1372
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:42,000
我给你当沙发

1373
01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:44,666
难、难、难、难

1374
01:12:44,791 --> 01:12:47,125
难以置信

1375
01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:50,083
似近却远

1376
01:12:50,708 --> 01:12:57,666
请你当我缆车的电缆线

1377
01:12:58,166 --> 01:13:01,625
你像鲜花般盛开

1378
01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,833
我像青菜般惊呆

1379
01:13:03,916 --> 01:13:06,333
我的女孩

1380
01:13:06,625 --> 01:13:08,750
你让人难、难、难、难、难

1381
01:13:08,875 --> 01:13:13,250
难以置信

1382
01:13:14,958 --> 01:13:17,000
难、难、难、难、难

1383
01:13:17,125 --> 01:13:18,916
难以置信

1384
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:21,583
那就是你

1385
01:13:21,750 --> 01:13:26,083
来当我的咖啡桌

1386
01:13:26,166 --> 01:13:30,291
我给你当沙发

1387
01:13:31,333 --> 01:13:34,916
你像鲜花般盛开

1388
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,125
我像青菜般惊呆

1389
01:13:37,208 --> 01:13:39,833
我的女孩

1390
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,000
你让人难、难、难、难、难

1391
01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:47,666
难以置信

1392
01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:56,666
我和我的家人希望你女友早日康复

1393
01:13:56,750 --> 01:13:57,875
是的

1394
01:13:58,375 --> 01:14:00,833
谢谢 你有心了

1395
01:14:01,208 --> 01:14:02,875
你的歌很好听

1396
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,208
好听

1397
01:14:04,333 --> 01:14:05,666
我以前也是这样唱

1398
01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:07,250
又不见得你说好听

1399
01:14:07,333 --> 01:14:10,333
现在大家都说好听 我就觉得好听

1400
01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:12,166
好听

1401
01:14:12,250 --> 01:14:14,333
原来这就是娱乐圈

1402
01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:18,125
老师 昨晚 我把你的歌放上网

1403
01:14:18,208 --> 01:14:20,375
到现在已经有一百多万人看过了

1404
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:22,750
哇

1405
01:14:23,958 --> 01:14:25,916
很多网友都在帮曼丽姐祈祷

1406
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,708
希望她快点醒过来

1407
01:14:28,666 --> 01:14:31,166
谢谢

1408
01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:16,166
你像鲜花般盛开

1409
01:15:16,625 --> 01:15:19,666
我像青菜般惊呆

1410
01:15:19,791 --> 01:15:22,833
我的女孩

1411
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,250
你让人难、难、难、难、难

1412
01:15:25,666 --> 01:15:30,083
难以置信

1413
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:33,166
哇

1414
01:15:33,250 --> 01:15:34,083
醒了

1415
01:15:34,166 --> 01:15:35,375
醒了

1416
01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:37,708
好好听

1417
01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:40,000
你是不是听到我的歌才醒过来的？

1418
01:15:41,166 --> 01:15:43,083
不是

1419
01:15:43,916 --> 01:15:46,791
我是几天没有大便了

1420
01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,791
忍到受不了

1421
01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:49,875
哦

1422
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,791
但是 我一醒来听到你的歌

1423
01:15:52,875 --> 01:15:54,375
很好听

1424
01:15:54,666 --> 01:15:57,083
好 写给你的啦

1425
01:15:57,208 --> 01:16:00,916
写给我的？真的？

1426
01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:04,333
那我们算是在一起了吗？

1427
01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:07,291
是啦

1428
01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:12,000
三分天注定

1429
01:16:12,166 --> 01:16:14,625
七分靠撞车

1430
01:16:14,708 --> 01:16:16,666
醒来就乱讲话

1431
01:16:19,125 --> 01:16:21,666
喂 报馆？

1432
01:16:21,958 --> 01:16:23,625
洪铭铧？

1433
01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:26,000
不好意思 等一下

1434
01:16:26,666 --> 01:16:29,000
喂 报馆？

1435
01:16:29,333 --> 01:16:30,833
陈韵红？

1436
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:34,625
不好意思 请稍等

1437
01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:37,208
喂

1438
01:16:39,375 --> 01:16:42,000
好

1439
01:16:42,166 --> 01:16:43,125
报馆？

1440
01:16:43,208 --> 01:16:44,875
老师 梁导叫你

1441
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:47,125
先不要和电视台签约

1442
01:16:47,208 --> 01:16:48,375
拍他电影

1443
01:16:48,708 --> 01:16:50,208
拍梁导的电影？

1444
01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:51,666
哇！

1445
01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:53,333
发啦！

1446
01:16:59,333 --> 01:17:01,750
这家伙是来讨债的

1447
01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:04,291
爹地 怎么办？

1448
01:17:04,375 --> 01:17:06,375
现在爹地也没有办法

1449
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:08,625
我不管！我要赢！

1450
01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:11,000
你烦死了！给我出去！

1451
01:17:20,916 --> 01:17:22,666
老师 这里

1452
01:17:46,625 --> 01:17:48,625
打给我好吗？

1453
01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,083
那当然

1454
01:18:09,875 --> 01:18:11,333
老朋友

1455
01:18:12,208 --> 01:18:14,833
有时间一起出来喝茶

1456
01:18:14,958 --> 01:18:16,166
可以吗？

1457
01:18:17,041 --> 01:18:19,833
好了 不好意思 请让开路

1458
01:18:22,916 --> 01:18:25,833
艾里克郭 我终于等到你了！

1459
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,375
我也是！

1460
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:34,666
老师 来

1461
01:18:34,791 --> 01:18:36,875
加油 艾里克郭！

1462
01:18:37,666 --> 01:18:39,125
（咔比咚）

1463
01:18:46,750 --> 01:18:48,208
咔比咚、咔比咚

1464
01:18:48,291 --> 01:18:49,958
咔比、咔比 咔比咚

1465
01:18:50,041 --> 01:18:51,750
咔比咚、咔比咚

1466
01:18:51,833 --> 01:18:53,583
咔比、咔比 咔比咚

1467
01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,125
咔比咚、咔比咚

1468
01:18:55,208 --> 01:18:57,000
咔比、咔比 咔比咚

1469
01:18:57,083 --> 01:18:58,708
咔比咚、咔比咚

1470
01:18:58,791 --> 01:19:00,916
咔比、咔比 咔比咚

1471
01:19:04,041 --> 01:19:07,291
你来到我面前 不要假装没看见

1472
01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:12,375
别让我红着脸 追我别浪费时间

1473
01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:16,083
快跟我咔比咚、咔比咚

1474
01:19:16,166 --> 01:19:17,791
咔比、咔比 咔比咚

1475
01:19:17,875 --> 01:19:19,250
咔比咚、咔比咚

1476
01:19:19,375 --> 01:19:20,708
咔比、咔比 咔比咚

1477
01:19:22,208 --> 01:19:24,166
师父 你一天要吓我几次？

1478
01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:26,083
我已经够紧张了

1479
01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:28,166
艾里克 请你听我说

1480
01:19:29,083 --> 01:19:31,000
你什么时候学会英语的？

1481
01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:33,791
我是鬼 我什么都会

1482
01:19:34,291 --> 01:19:36,750
艾里克郭 下一位到你

1483
01:19:37,333 --> 01:19:39,958
我要你知道

1484
01:19:40,083 --> 01:19:42,833
你一定要先相信自己

1485
01:19:42,958 --> 01:19:45,625
才会让大家难以置信

1486
01:19:48,833 --> 01:19:50,250
谢谢师父

1487
01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:02,666
你最好跟我乖一点

1488
01:20:02,750 --> 01:20:06,000
跟着我最好要检点

1489
01:20:06,083 --> 01:20:09,625
不然我随时拿起夺命剪

1490
01:20:09,708 --> 01:20:13,000
一刀下去让你变太监

1491
01:20:16,708 --> 01:20:18,666
谢谢欧美茄

1492
01:20:18,833 --> 01:20:21,250
现在让我们以最热烈的掌声

1493
01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:23,666
来欢迎一夜爆红的

1494
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:25,750
艾里克郭

1495
01:20:29,333 --> 01:20:31,333
艾里克 紧张吗？

1496
01:20:32,833 --> 01:20:34,000
我还好

1497
01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:35,166
很好

1498
01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:37,166
那我们现在就来看看他的音乐视频

1499
01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:39,375
还有现场的同步演唱

1500
01:20:39,666 --> 01:20:41,250
掌声鼓励鼓励

1501
01:20:47,666 --> 01:20:49,125
等一下

1502
01:20:49,250 --> 01:20:50,875
先等一下

1503
01:20:51,291 --> 01:20:53,583
请先不要唱

1504
01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:57,958
艾里克郭的…

1505
01:20:58,041 --> 01:20:59,375
《难以置信》

1506
01:20:59,708 --> 01:21:01,375
在比赛之前上传到了网上

1507
01:21:01,666 --> 01:21:04,000
严重侵犯了赛事的版权

1508
01:21:04,125 --> 01:21:05,291
比赛资格

1509
01:21:05,375 --> 01:21:07,125
将被取消

1510
01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:09,833
取消？

1511
01:21:09,958 --> 01:21:11,708
同时

1512
01:21:11,833 --> 01:21:14,125
我们有权利告他

1513
01:21:14,333 --> 01:21:15,833
告他？

1514
01:21:15,916 --> 01:21:17,166
告你的头

1515
01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:19,625
不公平！

1516
01:21:19,791 --> 01:21:20,833
你这个光头 你们使诈

1517
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,250
老师 对不起！

1518
01:21:26,708 --> 01:21:29,083
没事 没关系

1519
01:21:32,833 --> 01:21:36,833
谢谢大家那么喜欢我的这首歌

1520
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:39,666
我非常感恩

1521
01:21:40,791 --> 01:21:42,375
之前

1522
01:21:42,666 --> 01:21:44,041
很多人问我

1523
01:21:44,708 --> 01:21:46,875
为什么那么想红？

1524
01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:50,208
年轻的时候 我说

1525
01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:52,166
“我要全世界的人

1526
01:21:52,666 --> 01:21:54,666
都记得我的名字”

1527
01:21:55,333 --> 01:21:57,083
可是

1528
01:21:57,666 --> 01:21:59,208
记得我的名字后

1529
01:21:59,291 --> 01:22:01,000
又怎么样？

1530
01:22:01,666 --> 01:22:04,250
名利双收后又怎么样呢？

1531
01:22:06,666 --> 01:22:08,166
今天

1532
01:22:08,666 --> 01:22:12,041
我终于有勇气面对我自己

1533
01:22:13,875 --> 01:22:15,166
我想

1534
01:22:16,833 --> 01:22:19,166
要是我妈妈还在的话

1535
01:22:19,708 --> 01:22:21,666
她一定会知道

1536
01:22:21,833 --> 01:22:23,291
我在这里

1537
01:22:31,250 --> 01:22:32,791
谢谢

1538
01:22:40,666 --> 01:22:42,875
难、难、难、难

1539
01:22:43,000 --> 01:22:45,833
难以置信

1540
01:22:45,916 --> 01:22:49,583
那就是你

1541
01:22:49,875 --> 01:22:54,125
来当我的咖啡桌

1542
01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:56,708
我给你当沙发

1543
01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:59,750
-你的沙发
-你的沙发

1544
01:22:59,833 --> 01:23:01,208
难、难、难、难

1545
01:23:01,291 --> 01:23:04,333
难以置信

1546
01:23:04,625 --> 01:23:07,166
似近却远

1547
01:23:07,375 --> 01:23:11,833
请你当我缆车的…

1548
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,250
电缆线

1549
01:23:14,333 --> 01:23:17,958
-缆车
-缆车

1550
01:23:18,166 --> 01:23:22,208
你像鲜花般盛开

1551
01:23:22,291 --> 01:23:24,583
我像青菜般惊呆

1552
01:23:24,875 --> 01:23:27,291
我的女孩

1553
01:23:27,375 --> 01:23:29,750
你让人难、难、难、难、难

1554
01:23:29,916 --> 01:23:33,750
难以置信

1555
01:23:33,833 --> 01:23:35,291
难、难、难、难

1556
01:23:35,375 --> 01:23:38,250
难以置信

1557
01:23:38,333 --> 01:23:41,166
那就是你

1558
01:23:41,291 --> 01:23:44,833
来当我的咖啡桌

1559
01:23:44,958 --> 01:23:47,375
我给你当沙发

1560
01:23:47,666 --> 01:23:49,000
难、难、难、难

1561
01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:52,000
难以置信

1562
01:23:52,083 --> 01:23:54,958
那就是你

1563
01:23:55,208 --> 01:23:59,041
请你当我缆车的…

1564
01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,291
电缆线

1565
01:24:01,375 --> 01:24:03,708
-缆车
-缆车

1566
01:24:03,833 --> 01:24:07,166
你像鲜花般盛开

1567
01:24:07,375 --> 01:24:09,791
我像青菜般惊呆

1568
01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:12,166
我的女孩

1569
01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:13,791
你让人难、难、难、难、难

1570
01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:17,833
难以置信

1571
01:24:22,666 --> 01:24:23,958
爹地 怎么办？

1572
01:24:24,041 --> 01:24:25,916
快点宣布我是赢家

1573
01:24:26,041 --> 01:24:27,958
这样多人 不要叫我爹地

1574
01:24:28,041 --> 01:24:28,916
还要那么大…

1575
01:24:29,041 --> 01:24:30,583
你看 被别人家拍到了

1576
01:24:31,583 --> 01:24:32,416
师父

1577
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,083
人那么多 你怎么可以现身呢？

1578
01:24:34,166 --> 01:24:35,125
你讲什么？

1579
01:24:35,208 --> 01:24:36,750
你不是鬼吗？

1580
01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:38,666
鬼怎么会变老的呢？

1581
01:24:38,750 --> 01:24:40,000
我都没有死

1582
01:24:41,041 --> 01:24:44,875
我是在咖啡店看到别人手机里的视频

1583
01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:46,958
才知道来这里找你

1584
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,291
我之前看的是什么呢？

1585
01:24:49,375 --> 01:24:50,291
爸

1586
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:52,375
你为什么那么久没有回家？

1587
01:24:53,833 --> 01:24:55,333
那天我们吵架

1588
01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:57,208
我就离家出走

1589
01:24:57,375 --> 01:25:00,250
走出门也没有人拉住我

1590
01:25:00,375 --> 01:25:03,125
于是我就一直走 一直走

1591
01:25:03,708 --> 01:25:05,208
一直走

1592
01:25:05,333 --> 01:25:08,000
一直走

1593
01:25:08,125 --> 01:25:11,583
一直走

1594
01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:14,000
一直走

1595
01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:18,791
一直走

1596
01:25:18,875 --> 01:25:20,041
就迷路了

1597
01:25:20,166 --> 01:25:22,000
就回不来了

1598
01:25:23,041 --> 01:25:24,875
这样也行？

1599
01:25:26,083 --> 01:25:27,666
我要说出一个

1600
01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:29,750
藏了50年的秘密

1601
01:25:32,208 --> 01:25:33,583
其实

1602
01:25:33,666 --> 01:25:35,791
你不是给你妈抛弃的

1603
01:25:35,875 --> 01:25:38,750
你是我跟红头巾的私生子

1604
01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:43,375
不是吧？

1605
01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:46,000
你是我老爸？

1606
01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:47,750
你是我哥？

1607
01:25:48,666 --> 01:25:50,208
是的 艾里克

1608
01:25:50,333 --> 01:25:52,375
我是你爸爸

1609
01:25:52,833 --> 01:25:56,041
怪不得你以前一直不让我追阿花

1610
01:26:00,708 --> 01:26:03,000
是爸爸对不起你

1611
01:26:04,708 --> 01:26:06,833
你可以原谅我吗？

1612
01:26:09,791 --> 01:26:10,833
爸

1613
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:12,083
爸

1614
01:26:12,166 --> 01:26:13,000
孩子

1615
01:26:13,083 --> 01:26:14,166
爸

1616
01:26:14,375 --> 01:26:16,000
爸

1617
01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:18,083
公公

1618
01:26:28,833 --> 01:26:30,375
恭喜你们一家团圆！

1619
01:26:30,916 --> 01:26:32,666
老师

1620
01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:34,666
可以麻烦你帮我一个忙吗？

1621
01:26:34,958 --> 01:26:35,833
没问题 劳伦斯

1622
01:26:35,958 --> 01:26:37,208
为你赴汤蹈火都可以

1623
01:26:38,666 --> 01:26:40,875
帮我妈妈签个名

1624
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:45,583
她是你妈？

1625
01:26:45,666 --> 01:26:46,666
对

1626
01:27:00,958 --> 01:27:02,000
你是…

1627
01:27:02,125 --> 01:27:03,375
我…

1628
01:27:19,666 --> 01:27:21,250
大家都已经到齐了

1629
01:27:21,333 --> 01:27:23,500
你们可以开始交换誓词了

1630
01:27:23,583 --> 01:27:24,541
大婶

1631
01:27:24,625 --> 01:27:25,708
你先来

1632
01:27:28,833 --> 01:27:30,791
我当你的咖啡桌

1633
01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:31,958
你是否愿意当我的…

1634
01:27:32,041 --> 01:27:33,333
沙发？

1635
01:27:33,875 --> 01:27:34,916
我愿意

1636
01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:36,166
大叔

1637
01:27:36,291 --> 01:27:37,291
到你了

1638
01:27:39,875 --> 01:27:42,750
你愿意当我缆车的电缆线吗？

1639
01:27:42,833 --> 01:27:44,041
我愿意

1640
01:27:51,333 --> 01:27:53,333
我宣布你们正式成为

1641
01:27:53,458 --> 01:27:54,375
鲜花…

1642
01:27:54,458 --> 01:27:55,833
与青菜

1643
01:28:02,125 --> 01:28:05,625
飞翔吧！

1644
01:28:07,083 --> 01:28:10,375
从这一天起 鲜花和菜花绑在一起

1645
01:28:10,666 --> 01:28:13,333
就代表了难以置信的爱情

1646
01:28:13,416 --> 01:28:14,625
（剧终）

1647
01:28:14,708 --> 01:28:16,166
（还差一点剧终）

1648
01:28:17,833 --> 01:28:19,666
我今年50岁

1649
01:28:19,750 --> 01:28:22,583
我要为我爸爸献上一首歌

1650
01:28:23,583 --> 01:28:24,833
这首歌叫

1651
01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:27,375
《我今年50岁》

1652
01:28:29,833 --> 01:28:33,125
我今年50岁

1653
01:28:33,625 --> 01:28:36,875
朋友兄弟是很多

1654
01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:40,250
唱歌跳舞不尴尬

1655
01:28:40,791 --> 01:28:44,375
名声不输少年家

1656
01:28:44,666 --> 01:28:47,708
别人说我真是跩

1657
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:51,250
我叫他别来说鸟话

1658
01:28:51,833 --> 01:28:55,125
靠自己本事打天下

1659
01:28:55,583 --> 01:28:59,250
输人输阵别输势

1660
01:28:59,333 --> 01:29:02,583
因为我是新加坡人

1661
01:29:02,666 --> 01:29:04,291
我有我的梦

1662
01:29:04,375 --> 01:29:06,750
认真打拼真勇敢

1663
01:29:06,833 --> 01:29:09,916
因为我是新加坡人

1664
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,708
爱努力做工

1665
01:29:11,791 --> 01:29:15,791
生活就会真轻松

1666
01:29:15,958 --> 01:29:18,000
国家今年50岁

1667
01:29:19,375 --> 01:29:23,000
经过的风浪也很多

1668
01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:26,708
当初被别人看不起

1669
01:29:27,041 --> 01:29:30,333
如今自己说了算

1670
01:29:30,708 --> 01:29:33,833
做人安分 别想太多

1671
01:29:34,166 --> 01:29:38,000
朋友兄弟都来找

1672
01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:41,791
一起打拼 心里骄傲

1673
01:29:41,875 --> 01:29:45,083
希望别不停交钱

1674
01:29:45,625 --> 01:29:48,750
因为我是新加坡人

1675
01:29:48,833 --> 01:29:50,375
我有我的梦

1676
01:29:50,666 --> 01:29:52,916
认真打拼真勇敢

1677
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:56,041
因为我是新加坡人

1678
01:29:56,166 --> 01:29:57,750
爱努力做工

1679
01:29:57,833 --> 01:30:01,375
生活就会真轻松

1680
01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:05,250
国家今年50岁

1681
01:30:05,750 --> 01:30:09,000
思念一位老人家

1682
01:30:09,333 --> 01:30:13,083
虽然失去老人家

1683
01:30:13,208 --> 01:30:16,791
他的精神记心底

1684
01:30:16,916 --> 01:30:20,250
国家今年50岁

1685
01:30:20,375 --> 01:30:23,916
思念那位老人家

1686
01:30:24,166 --> 01:30:27,625
阿公、阿公 你别怕

1687
01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:31,666
车坏路坏也会走

1688
01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:35,166
阿公、阿公 你别怕

1689
01:30:35,291 --> 01:30:38,916
车坏路坏也会走

1690
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:42,625
阿公、阿公 你别怕

1691
01:30:42,708 --> 01:30:47,041
车坏路坏也会走

1692
01:30:58,250 --> 01:30:59,958
妹妹 哥哥给你一百块

1693
01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:01,583
不要再出来唱了好吗？

1694
01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:03,791
可是我喜欢唱歌

1695
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:07,666
我再给你50块钱 不要再唱了

1696
01:31:08,333 --> 01:31:10,750
不要再出来唱了好吗？

1697
01:31:10,916 --> 01:31:13,083
可是我喜欢唱歌！

1698
01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:15,875
我再给你5…

1699
01:31:17,750 --> 01:31:20,166
对不起

1700
01:31:22,000 --> 01:31:24,708
往事不要再提

1701
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,541
你哭才对嘛！

1702
01:31:31,166 --> 01:31:32,750
你怎么会笑呢？

1703
01:31:32,875 --> 01:31:35,208
-我很想让你笑！
-真的！

1704
01:31:39,541 --> 01:31:43,416
人生已多风雨

1705
01:31:45,083 --> 01:31:46,625
停！

1706
01:31:48,375 --> 01:31:51,416
停机

1707
01:31:51,916 --> 01:31:53,875
今晚上就带你回家“咔比咚”

1708
01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:55,791
乱讲！

1709
01:31:57,041 --> 01:31:58,791
发了！

1710
01:32:02,625 --> 01:32:04,000
你疯了吗？

1711
01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:12,333
救命啊！

1712
01:32:12,458 --> 01:32:15,458
走出门也没有人拉我回来

1713
01:32:15,791 --> 01:32:18,791
于是我就一直走

1714
01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:22,916
一直走

1715
01:32:23,875 --> 01:32:26,958
一直走

1716
01:32:27,208 --> 01:32:31,333
一直走 就…

1717
01:32:39,416 --> 01:32:41,916
我只是给他一个声音

1718
01:32:42,833 --> 01:32:45,166
叫你不要唱得那么卖力了

1719
01:32:46,333 --> 01:32:49,291
-好久不见
-好久不见

1720
01:32:49,375 --> 01:32:52,250
你这种人 还是少见比较好

1721
01:32:54,416 --> 01:32:58,291
幸会 很高兴认识你

1722
01:32:59,250 --> 01:33:01,958
导演 超时！

1723
01:33:02,208 --> 01:33:05,291
轮不轮得到你讲话？你想取代我吗？

1724
01:33:05,791 --> 01:33:08,583
我们拍张自拍作纪念吧！

1725
01:33:08,666 --> 01:33:11,083
自拍？好啊！

1726
01:33:15,666 --> 01:33:19,416
一、二、三！

1727
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,708
嘿 你好 美女
你要不要拍音乐视频？

1728
01:33:32,791 --> 01:33:36,000
你知不知道那个
《难以置信》的音乐视频是我拍的？

1729
01:33:36,083 --> 01:33:37,375
是真的 是我拍的

1730
01:33:38,375 --> 01:33:40,708
不信是吧？娘的

1731
01:33:41,208 --> 01:33:42,833
（剧终）