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[narrator] this time
on master distiller.
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Three of the most innovativ
backwoods shiners...
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Dang it!
There goes my ingredients!
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[narrator] take on
america's most popular
moonshine flavor.
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The most prominent
biggest seller moonshine
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There is in the planet.
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[narrator] apple pie.
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If it's apple,
it's got to be good.
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[mike] oh, we got a little
liquid gold here, boys.
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It's just not going
to be that simple.
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It's a competition now.
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[narrator]
now, returning champions
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Will throw down
at the stills.
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Oh, hell,
I shouldn't have done that.
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[narrator] judged by
a jury of their peers,
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They'll go head to head
in a series of challenges.
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Damn, when the run goes wrong.
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[dean] I got apple pie
in a jar right here.
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[narrator] to determine
who has what it takes...
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[jeff] look how clear, son.
Whoo.
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To earn backwoods
bragging rights.
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Y'all gonna have a problem
here in a second.
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I surprised myself
right there.
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Don't overthink it.
Don't overthink it.
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[narrator] and a prize
that will be the envy
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Of any true mountain man.
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-Check that out.
-Whoa.
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That is a rich
piece of disaster.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[digger] howdy, guys,
here we are again.
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The first lady
of flavored liquors,
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Apple pie, the quintessential,
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That's what y'all here
to make.
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So you're gonna win
the bragging rights
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And a little surprise prize
at the very end.
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We'll let you know
when it's all said and done.
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Apple pie
is the most prominent,
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Biggest seller of moonshine
there is.
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Everybody that makes liquors
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Sometimes has made apple pie
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And you 'uns are no exception.
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Howard,
we was really impressed
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With your app pie
that you made
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During the steel
hand challenge.
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Marquee, you and richard
are the masters of creativity
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When it comes to flavors.
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It's gonna be
really interesting
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What kind of twist
that you two put
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On a traditional
apple pie recipe.
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Apple pie, guys,
is the ultimate
flavor of moonshine.
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It is the first
and the best flavor out there.
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And everybody knows that.
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And it's real simple to make.
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But we have a plan to make it
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A little bit
more of a challenge.
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All right, guys,
take your corn mash you built,
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You brought it in here.
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Mash is ready to run
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Then we're gonna do
a little something different.
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You got to go pick
actual ingredients
at the fruit stand
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But it's not gonna
be that simple.
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Tickle!
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What you got going on here?
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Well, we got some guys
that need to make
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Some apple pie moonshine.
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That outta be easy
for a these fellas.
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Well, you know,
everyone thinks apple pie
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Is really easy to make,
but this is a challenge.
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I think I got just
the right thing in mind.
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You got... You got a plan?
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All right, fellas,
y'all come along with me.
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Let's see what we can do here
with these fellas.
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-Shoot. Good luck!
-Yeah.
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[tim] I know eventually
tickle winds up bad.
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I know exactly
what I'm gonna wind up doing.
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Four guys out,
how many's coming back?
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-Uh, who knows?
-We'll pray for 'em.
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[dramatic music playing]
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All right, fellas.
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We're gonna make us
some apple pie.
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That's the original
flavored moonshine.
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Every one of y'all
can make an apple pie
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That's above and beyond.
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So, we're gonna make this
a little interesting.
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Are y'all ready
to bob for apples?
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-[man] in water?
-[tickle] yes, in water.
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That's how bobbing
for apples works out.
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All right?
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If you put 'em
in peanut butter,
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It'd be a whole lot easy.
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All right?
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Now, whoever
gets their apple first,
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They'll have first shot
at the pantry there.
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Not only do you get to pick
your ingredients first,
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You get a slingshot.
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And we're gonna give you
three rocks.
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And if you see
something over there
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That you think one of
your competitors might want,
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You can bust it
with your rock
in that slingshot.
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The last man
with the last pick,
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He's gonna wind up
with what's left.
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-Are y'all ready?
-[all] I'm ready.
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Yeah. Wait, hold on.
I got to take this off.
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[tickle] get ready. All right.
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Go.
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Y'all's apple bobbing ability
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Is going to determine
how you go in this pantry.
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Uh, uh, you dropped it.
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You messed up, howard.
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-[howard] I had the apple!
-You got to hold on to it.
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God almighty.
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My name is howard thompson.
I'm from danville, virginia.
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I'm here for the meats
and the eats, baby.
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I've been tim
and tickle's still here
for 10 years.
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God, tim. This is one hell of
an operation here, old buddy.
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A little bit bigger
than the woods, I guess.
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Taking your knowledge
from the woods,
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Keep it simple,
stick to the basic.
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Keep an eye on what
your competition is doing.
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And just try to be
one step above them.
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Winning this competition
will put me right on top
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With mike cochran
or richard landry.
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Those are big names
in this world.
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That's my whole goal.
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I've worked hard
for everything I've got
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And I wanna stay in
arm and arm with them
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And let everybody knows
I'm just a good moonshiner
as they are.
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[tickle] you just got
to get one faster
than them other two.
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All right.
We got mike cockrell first.
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My name is mike cockrell.
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I hang my hat here
in tennessee.
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Well, this right here
gives is the straight up
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Definition of real
mountain bee.
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I'm a fifth
generation moonshiner,
and in my family,
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Well, I learned
about watching
and paying attention.
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So, it's all up here
and in here.
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I love to make moonshine.
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I love to create new flavors
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I am that guy that likes
to push the envelope
a little bit.
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That smells a good clean
hop proof.
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[mike] I like to take
the little the old,
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A little of the new,
cram 'em together
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To make something for myself
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You can't make it your own,
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You might as well
walk out the door.
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Get your apple.
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Bob for the apples
on the top, richard.
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Not the ones on your bottom.
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My name is richard landry
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And I'm from new iberia,
louisiana.
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This is my uniform,
camouflage and air jordans.
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That's how I make moonshine.
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The way I make liquor
is the way my teachers
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Showed me how to do it.
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I come from
a cooking background.
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We have to do one
once of lime peels,
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One once of lemon peels.
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This is the honey.
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And my grandmother
was the best cook
in the world.
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So, I bring some of her
flare into it
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In a way she was meticulous
about measuring things.
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I make sure
I do the same thing
with my alcohol.
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Been here a few times
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And you don't wanna just
bring a typical situation
to this room.
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It has to be different.
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I now pronounce us
husband and wife.
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Winning does not get old
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And I'm here to win
this competition.
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[tickle] all right.
Richard's second.
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I'll put my face
in worse than this.
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[tickle] all right, howard.
That's it.
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Our order here is mike,
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Richard then howard.
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First bite, last place.
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[laughter]
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All right, fellas.
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It is time to get ready
for our slingshot competition.
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Let's get y'all fellas
dried off
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And we'll get us
some slingshots, all right?
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[dramatic music playing]
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Now what we got
going on in here,
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It is dangerous.
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So, we're going to have
all have some glasses on here.
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All right?
All righty. All right.
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Look, we got our old
slingshots here.
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-All right?
-I didn't get mine.
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Yeah, no, you don't get one.
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Y'all are gonna have
one minute
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To pick ten ingredients.
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And after that minute,
to give yourself an advantage,
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You get three rocks.
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And if you see something
over there that you think
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One of your competitors
might want
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And you don't want them
to have it,
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You're gonna have a chance
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To destroy some ingredients
with your slingshot.
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Richard, you better hope
mike's a bad shot.
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-Cool.
-[tickle] all right.
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Mike, you're up first.
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Your time starts now.
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[richard]
I wonder we could get him
to pick all peach stuff.
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[howard] yeah, I hope so.
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Everybody's grown up
making apple pie moonshine.
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It's been in
every moonshiner's family
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Since the beginning of time
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There's only a few ingredients
that make apple pie.
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So, my strategy is
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To pick everything
that all three of us
really needed.
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Maybe try to get
some ingredients
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That my competitors want
then try to knock both of 'e
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Out this competition.
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[howard]
don't forget that candy apple.
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One minute. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, there you go. Peach.
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I'mma just throw that
in to that mix.
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You're coming up
on 30 seconds.
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Now is not the time
be window shopping.
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I love to change the recipe
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Just creating it
and making it my very own.
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[tickle] five, four, three,
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Two, one.
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-You are done, mike.
-[mike] uh-huh.
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I got to pick everything
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That I really needed
and wanted.
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Every ingredient
to make a good apple pie.
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I've got this.
I'm going to win this.
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All right, mike,
get you three rocks
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And look,
make sure they is big'uns.
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You don't want to
just chip something.
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-All right?
-All right.
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-Here we go.
-I'm kind of nervous.
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Mike really scares me
with this
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Because mike is capable
of doing things
with that slingshot
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And I would just be left
with slim pickings.
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I'm gonna take out
apple cider right there
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In the left corner.
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-We need that.
-[tickle] yeah. You need it?
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For my go-to recipe,
I know I need apple juice,
apple cider
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To make a good quality jar
apple pie.
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How bad you want it?
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Listen, here. We'll see
how bad a shot you are.
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We think we should find out.
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I've been on many a year.
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-[tickle] all right.
-[richard] whoa,
it's something.
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-Peace, butter.
-Oh, no, no, no, no.
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Well, I guess,
I won't be getting
that ingredient.
246
00:08:52,208 --> 00:08:53,374
[mike] no,
you ain't getting that.
247
00:08:53,376 --> 00:08:55,310
I hope you didn't want peach
when you're apple pie.
248
00:08:55,312 --> 00:08:59,347
Mike can hit the broadside
of a barn with a rock.
249
00:08:59,349 --> 00:09:00,582
You got two more shots.
250
00:09:02,919 --> 00:09:03,851
[tickle] whoa.
251
00:09:03,853 --> 00:09:05,186
Well, I'm kind of mad
about that.
252
00:09:05,254 --> 00:09:06,421
[tickle] I mean, lord.
253
00:09:06,456 --> 00:09:08,690
As each shot went through,
I was shaking in my boots.
254
00:09:08,725 --> 00:09:10,291
[tickle] apple cider again.
255
00:09:12,228 --> 00:09:14,996
Dang it.
That was a pretty good shot.
256
00:09:14,998 --> 00:09:16,464
Oh, my god. I had lost it all.
257
00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:17,665
There goes my ingredients.
258
00:09:21,204 --> 00:09:22,437
[tickle] oh. There we go.
259
00:09:22,505 --> 00:09:23,871
[richard]
that was a pretty good shot.
260
00:09:23,873 --> 00:09:25,039
[howard] damn!
There goes my ingredients.
261
00:09:25,108 --> 00:09:26,441
Now, I gotta think
outside the box
262
00:09:26,443 --> 00:09:28,309
To make a good quality jar
of apple pie.
263
00:09:28,378 --> 00:09:30,678
There's one jug of apple cider
won't be great.
264
00:09:30,747 --> 00:09:32,213
[richard]
and I have my eye on it.
265
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:34,082
Oh, my god. I had lost it all.
266
00:09:34,084 --> 00:09:39,053
All right, richard,
you are going to have
one minute.
267
00:09:39,122 --> 00:09:40,288
Your time starts now.
268
00:09:40,323 --> 00:09:42,256
[tense music playing]
269
00:09:42,258 --> 00:09:44,158
You got you eye on
anything special in there?
270
00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,260
We'll take this one
right here.
271
00:09:46,329 --> 00:09:48,229
[tickle] look,
10 seconds already gone.
272
00:09:48,231 --> 00:09:50,031
Well, golly, tickle,
how fast you countin'?
273
00:09:50,033 --> 00:09:52,133
I'm telling you.
I mean, it goes quick.
274
00:09:52,201 --> 00:09:53,134
[richard]
I need some apples, too.
275
00:09:53,136 --> 00:09:54,334
It goes... Some apples?
About time.
276
00:09:54,404 --> 00:09:56,771
[richard] I think culinary
helps me a lot here.
277
00:09:56,773 --> 00:10:00,074
My whole plan is to make
an apple pie moonshine
from scratch
278
00:10:00,143 --> 00:10:02,377
Just like I were making
apple pie from scratch.
279
00:10:02,445 --> 00:10:04,078
You've got 30 seconds.
280
00:10:04,147 --> 00:10:05,145
You're halfway through.
281
00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,248
I have fried apples,
canned apples,
282
00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:10,318
Every possible apple solution
you could think of.
283
00:10:10,353 --> 00:10:12,020
Cinnamon, brown sugar.
284
00:10:12,022 --> 00:10:13,521
That's a staple in the drink
285
00:10:13,556 --> 00:10:15,890
I'm making a real apple pie
the right way.
286
00:10:15,892 --> 00:10:16,991
You got 15 seconds left,
287
00:10:16,993 --> 00:10:19,127
That's the main thing
to keep in mind.
288
00:10:19,162 --> 00:10:20,561
All right. Look...
All right. Look, richard.
289
00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:22,130
-I'm good to go.
-[tickle] you're good to go?
290
00:10:22,198 --> 00:10:23,364
[richard] and with time
to spare.
291
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:24,966
You sure? Look,
you still got 10 seconds.
292
00:10:25,035 --> 00:10:26,100
-If you wanna use it.
-That's okay.
293
00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:27,468
-I'm gonna save it for howard.
-[tickle] all right.
294
00:10:27,537 --> 00:10:31,239
Now, you get three rocks
and three shots.
295
00:10:31,307 --> 00:10:32,440
Three rocks and three shots.
Okay.
296
00:10:32,442 --> 00:10:34,142
All right.
What are you going for there,
richard?
297
00:10:34,144 --> 00:10:35,176
[richard] I'm going
for that cherry cider.
298
00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:36,844
That cherry cider's got to go.
299
00:10:36,846 --> 00:10:38,846
[howard] mike and richard
gonna leave me
with no kind of cider.
300
00:10:38,848 --> 00:10:40,181
It's gonna limit my basket.
301
00:10:40,183 --> 00:10:43,918
About to find out right now
how good I am with this thing.
302
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,620
I think you should go
harder than that.
303
00:10:45,622 --> 00:10:47,955
You got to tighten them
pitchin' fingers up there,
richard.
304
00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:49,724
[laughter]
305
00:10:49,726 --> 00:10:50,725
[howard] thank god.
306
00:10:50,793 --> 00:10:51,926
[richard] come on.
We're gonna try it again.
307
00:10:51,928 --> 00:10:53,261
Are you gonna shot
the same one again?
308
00:10:53,263 --> 00:10:54,362
[richard] I'm gonna
shoot 'em again.
309
00:10:54,397 --> 00:10:56,831
It didn't work it's obviously,
broke
310
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:57,999
That's the closest...
311
00:10:58,001 --> 00:10:59,701
That's the closest
anybody got to it.
312
00:10:59,736 --> 00:11:01,903
[tense music playing]
313
00:11:01,905 --> 00:11:03,071
[tickle] you knocked it out.
314
00:11:03,139 --> 00:11:04,272
But you'd failed some,
richard.
315
00:11:04,274 --> 00:11:05,406
[howard] that's good.
316
00:11:05,508 --> 00:11:06,841
[richard] we're gonna try it
one more time. Watch.
317
00:11:06,843 --> 00:11:08,342
-[richard] watch.
-[tickle] all right. Look.
318
00:11:08,344 --> 00:11:11,279
-Look. Look. Look. Look.
-[richard] let's see.
319
00:11:11,281 --> 00:11:14,215
-Cherry cider.
-[tickle] the cherry cider
is gone.
320
00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:15,850
[man] it's gone.
321
00:11:15,852 --> 00:11:18,052
You did get the cider.
I needed the cider.
322
00:11:18,054 --> 00:11:19,120
I got less
and less ingredients.
323
00:11:19,122 --> 00:11:20,254
I don't know
if I'll be able make it.
324
00:11:20,256 --> 00:11:23,224
Howard,
your minute starts now.
325
00:11:23,226 --> 00:11:26,294
[tense music playing]
326
00:11:26,362 --> 00:11:27,361
-[tickle] all right.
-[howard] oh, no, sorry.
327
00:11:27,363 --> 00:11:28,863
[richard] oh,
you're too short for that.
328
00:11:28,931 --> 00:11:30,498
[howard]
I thought it said apple,
I'm sorry.
329
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,498
Oh, you thought it said apple?
330
00:11:31,568 --> 00:11:33,201
What kind of stuff
are you making, howard?
331
00:11:33,236 --> 00:11:34,535
[howard] it's slim
pickings around here.
332
00:11:34,537 --> 00:11:36,704
Look, your time
is running out, howard.
333
00:11:36,706 --> 00:11:37,905
I didn't know
what I was doing.
334
00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:39,240
And I'm gonna try to take
everything I could take
335
00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:40,942
To get all
the apple pie flavors.
336
00:11:40,977 --> 00:11:43,244
Apples,
some apple pie filling,
white sugar.
337
00:11:43,246 --> 00:11:45,680
-Yeah, I need this.
-Your time's halfway up.
338
00:11:45,782 --> 00:11:47,248
You got 30 seconds left.
339
00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,484
Get one of them candied apples
over in there.
340
00:11:49,486 --> 00:11:50,985
[howard] that's the bribe
to the judges.
341
00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,286
Oh, you're gonna bribe
the judges then?
342
00:11:52,288 --> 00:11:54,388
All right.
You've got 10 seconds.
All right?
343
00:11:54,457 --> 00:11:56,524
Apple butter. I'm trying.
Shush. Shush. Shush.
344
00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:58,459
All right. You're down
to five seconds, howard.
345
00:11:58,461 --> 00:11:59,994
Four, three,
346
00:11:59,996 --> 00:12:02,063
Two, one.
347
00:12:02,065 --> 00:12:04,265
You are done. All right.
348
00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,033
[howard] oh, I'm done.
The competition over now.
349
00:12:06,069 --> 00:12:08,302
I ain't got nothing
but apple butter
and apple filling.
350
00:12:08,304 --> 00:12:09,804
I have a feeling I'mma lose.
351
00:12:09,872 --> 00:12:12,039
I was really beside myself,
a little nervous.
352
00:12:12,041 --> 00:12:13,674
I was gonna be able to take
what I had
353
00:12:13,743 --> 00:12:15,476
And apply it
to the mashing process
354
00:12:15,478 --> 00:12:17,979
And the running process
to come up with a quality jar.
355
00:12:17,981 --> 00:12:19,413
Let's take our ingredients
356
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:21,315
And let's roll on
with this thing, all right?
357
00:12:21,317 --> 00:12:22,283
All right.
358
00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:27,121
[upbeat music playing]
359
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,033
[digger] welcome back, men.
360
00:12:40,203 --> 00:12:41,803
Yeah, I had a big old speech
laid out for y'all
361
00:12:41,805 --> 00:12:43,971
And I got to looking and...
362
00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:47,341
Howard, I don't see anything
peeking out of your basket.
363
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:49,010
Uh, I got the weight watchers
of baskets around here.
364
00:12:49,045 --> 00:12:50,344
I'm a little slim pickings.
365
00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:52,814
You picked last, did you?
I did as you can tell.
366
00:12:52,882 --> 00:12:55,049
Mmm-hmm.
Don't show a bit though.
367
00:12:55,051 --> 00:12:56,851
Don't... No.
Don't let that worry you in.
368
00:12:56,853 --> 00:12:59,220
Now you've been wondering
what the prize is gonna be,
369
00:12:59,288 --> 00:13:01,355
I'm sure,
because we promised you
a little prize there
370
00:13:01,357 --> 00:13:03,591
At the beginning.
371
00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:06,260
I'm gonna let ms. Dana white
do the reveal here.
372
00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:08,262
[laughter]
373
00:13:08,264 --> 00:13:09,397
Well, I watched
some of you shoot
374
00:13:09,465 --> 00:13:11,098
Your little slingshot
375
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:14,602
And I can see all of you need
a little bit of practice.
376
00:13:15,471 --> 00:13:18,940
So we got you something
that would help you.
377
00:13:18,942 --> 00:13:21,709
-Check that out.
-All right. What in the world?
378
00:13:21,744 --> 00:13:22,944
That's a jacked up
slingshot right there.
379
00:13:23,012 --> 00:13:24,946
[digger]
that is the poachers version.
380
00:13:25,014 --> 00:13:27,048
[tim] that's the souped-up
three band night version.
381
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,316
Laser and flashlight.
382
00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:30,985
It's professional-grade,
custom made.
383
00:13:31,053 --> 00:13:32,887
Probably have to be licensed
to carry that.
384
00:13:32,955 --> 00:13:34,455
[laughs] you know?
385
00:13:34,457 --> 00:13:36,023
Yeah, I could use that
in louisiana, trust me.
386
00:13:36,025 --> 00:13:37,558
[howard] when I laid eyes
on that slingshot,
387
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,293
I knew I wanna
take that home.
388
00:13:39,295 --> 00:13:40,428
This is the best thing
I've seen.
389
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:43,164
I mean, the things
I can knock down with that,
390
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,933
Beer cans I can knock over,
deer, hasenpfeffer.
391
00:13:45,935 --> 00:13:48,302
Me and tickle
gonna tear the woods up
with this bad boy.
392
00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:50,171
That's what we needed outside,
boys.
393
00:13:50,239 --> 00:13:52,707
All right, gentlemen,
and howard.
394
00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:54,408
[laughs]
395
00:13:54,444 --> 00:13:56,210
All right. It's time.
396
00:13:56,279 --> 00:13:58,880
Y'all run your signature mash,
397
00:13:58,948 --> 00:14:02,350
Make us some delicious
apple pie moonshine.
398
00:14:02,352 --> 00:14:03,951
We wanna see your best.
399
00:14:03,953 --> 00:14:06,387
You got four hours
to get you your jar
on this table.
400
00:14:06,455 --> 00:14:09,357
Your time starts now.
401
00:14:09,392 --> 00:14:10,458
-Good luck.
-[man] good luck, fellas.
402
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:13,427
[tense music playing]
403
00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:20,001
It's gonna be fun right here.
404
00:14:20,003 --> 00:14:22,270
I have to really,
really watch these two guys.
405
00:14:22,272 --> 00:14:23,871
Mike really scares me
406
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,240
Because mike is capable
of doing things with alcoho
407
00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,476
That most people
don't even think of.
408
00:14:28,478 --> 00:14:31,078
Howard has been
around the best.
409
00:14:31,147 --> 00:14:32,947
I cannot even
say that enough.
410
00:14:33,015 --> 00:14:37,919
Howard hangs with tim smith
like I hang with my clothes.
411
00:14:37,954 --> 00:14:40,021
We're gonna have to do
something different.
412
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,523
We're gonna definitely come
into this equation
413
00:14:42,525 --> 00:14:44,058
With a different apple pie.
414
00:14:44,060 --> 00:14:46,994
I'm gonna try to start
cooking with the cinnamon
415
00:14:46,996 --> 00:14:49,163
And fried apples
because these judges
416
00:14:49,165 --> 00:14:51,499
Do not wanna taste
a typical alcohol.
417
00:14:53,102 --> 00:14:55,236
Well, I can't tell
it's gonna be too fair
418
00:14:55,238 --> 00:14:56,304
As much as y'all gotten
that basket over.
419
00:14:56,306 --> 00:14:57,805
Y'all don't leave
nothing for me.
420
00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,975
I got some apple pie filling,
a candy apple.
421
00:15:01,945 --> 00:15:03,577
[richard] that's for us
to eat, right?
422
00:15:03,579 --> 00:15:05,513
That's all I can do with it,
I believe.
423
00:15:05,515 --> 00:15:08,082
I don't know why else
they'd have done this.
424
00:15:11,087 --> 00:15:12,520
I'm a little...
425
00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,222
I'm in the big leagues.
So I'm a little nervous.
426
00:15:15,224 --> 00:15:17,491
I'mma be working on
my daggone kiss recipe.
427
00:15:17,493 --> 00:15:19,994
Keep it simple, stupid.
428
00:15:21,464 --> 00:15:24,065
[mike] ooh, happy day.
429
00:15:24,067 --> 00:15:27,301
-How that mash look, mike?
-[mike] looks good.
430
00:15:27,337 --> 00:15:29,136
Are you saying that just
because you did it?
431
00:15:29,138 --> 00:15:30,137
That's exactly right.
432
00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:32,239
[laughter]
433
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:34,175
[mike] with the mash,
I like a white corn.
434
00:15:34,177 --> 00:15:35,876
It's got a higher
sugar content.
435
00:15:35,878 --> 00:15:37,912
White corn tastes
better to me
436
00:15:37,914 --> 00:15:39,213
So I go with the white corn
437
00:15:39,215 --> 00:15:40,915
That my family taught me
to run,
438
00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:43,150
But we're going to add
a little bit of
439
00:15:43,152 --> 00:15:46,220
A good sweet apple
it's a marriage.
440
00:15:46,222 --> 00:15:48,155
It's great together.
441
00:15:48,157 --> 00:15:51,192
It makes a really
great apple pie.
442
00:15:51,194 --> 00:15:52,526
[richard] how does that
mash taste, howard?
443
00:15:52,528 --> 00:15:53,461
-It's good?
-[howard] it's good.
444
00:15:53,463 --> 00:15:55,229
She's sweet.
445
00:15:55,297 --> 00:15:56,831
Oh, you ain't gonna make
no liquor then.
446
00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:58,365
If it's sweet.
447
00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,201
[howard] mash build
I brought with me
for this competition
448
00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:01,268
Was kind of simple.
449
00:16:01,337 --> 00:16:03,204
It's yellow corn,
sugar, water,
450
00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:05,039
And yeast and let it ride.
451
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,540
It's gonna do
the work for me.
452
00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:07,908
[digger] richard,
you got any apple?
453
00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:09,276
[richard]
yes, I do.
454
00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:10,911
Throw one over here,
let me see
what you're working with.
455
00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:11,879
Let me show you.
456
00:16:11,881 --> 00:16:13,214
You got one sour green apple,
457
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:15,349
Let's see if them's good,
firm apples.
458
00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:17,084
That'll be good enough.
459
00:16:17,086 --> 00:16:18,753
We're just helping
old howard out.
460
00:16:18,755 --> 00:16:20,354
He paid us 10 bucks
to eat your apples.
461
00:16:20,423 --> 00:16:22,056
Exactly. Get all the apples
away from the can.
462
00:16:22,124 --> 00:16:23,090
[laughs]
463
00:16:23,092 --> 00:16:25,192
I got a few apples
but that's about it.
464
00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:28,262
[tense music playing]
465
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,568
You got any hot air
left over there, howard?
466
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:37,004
[howard] I had her going
she's got a little something.
467
00:16:37,006 --> 00:16:38,539
Blown itself out.
468
00:16:38,607 --> 00:16:41,308
[tense music playing]
469
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:42,443
[digger] whoa.
470
00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:47,081
-Mmm.
-[mark] blow off your face.
471
00:16:47,083 --> 00:16:48,215
[digger] with dynamite.
472
00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:50,084
[man] what the hell
is wrong with that?
473
00:16:50,119 --> 00:16:51,952
Can't it going, howard?
474
00:16:52,021 --> 00:16:55,089
She won't go.
Let's try this again.
475
00:16:55,091 --> 00:16:56,724
I got a lot to prove to tim
476
00:16:56,726 --> 00:16:58,259
And then you got mark
and digger,
477
00:16:58,261 --> 00:16:59,960
They're like
the godfathers of moonshine
478
00:16:59,962 --> 00:17:02,696
So for me to fail them
puts a added pressure on me.
479
00:17:02,698 --> 00:17:04,097
I heard gas.
480
00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:06,467
I got gas
and I can get a little flame
right there to spark.
481
00:17:06,469 --> 00:17:08,436
But then when I'm turning
the gas to her, she blows.
482
00:17:08,438 --> 00:17:10,137
[mike] don't blow us up.
483
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,571
It's a lot of pressure on me
at the end of the day
484
00:17:11,641 --> 00:17:13,574
Because I don't wanna ever
look like a failure
in their eyes.
485
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:18,312
-Ooh, baby.
-[digger] contact.
486
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:20,614
[howard] how many people
does it take to light a fire?
487
00:17:21,751 --> 00:17:23,117
-[mike] I heard gas.
-I got gas
488
00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:25,052
And I can get a little flame
right there to spark.
489
00:17:25,054 --> 00:17:27,254
But then when I'm turning
the gas to her, she blows.
490
00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:28,589
Don't will blow us up.
491
00:17:29,492 --> 00:17:32,226
-Oh, baby.
-Contact.
492
00:17:32,228 --> 00:17:33,360
[richard] hold on.
Let me show you something.
493
00:17:33,429 --> 00:17:34,829
[laughs]
494
00:17:34,831 --> 00:17:36,564
How many people does it take
to light a fire?
495
00:17:36,632 --> 00:17:38,966
-Three moonshiners.
-[laughs]
496
00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:39,733
Stand back.
497
00:17:39,735 --> 00:17:42,236
[tense music playing]
498
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:43,471
-[digger] there you go.
-[howard] there we go.
499
00:17:43,473 --> 00:17:46,273
[digger] oh,
that's pretty now.
500
00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:50,144
We better send howard back
to flame lab 101.
501
00:17:50,146 --> 00:17:51,312
[laughs]
502
00:17:51,314 --> 00:17:54,014
I'm gonna need a little
education in that.
503
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:55,149
Mike is charging that
with everything
504
00:17:55,151 --> 00:17:56,917
But the kitchen sink
ain't you?
505
00:17:56,919 --> 00:17:58,319
No, he put it in there
when you weren't looking.
506
00:17:58,321 --> 00:17:59,453
Just apples.
507
00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:02,389
My strategy is
I want to do something
508
00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:05,526
That the other two contestants
are not doing.
509
00:18:05,528 --> 00:18:08,062
I don't want to give three
510
00:18:08,064 --> 00:18:10,097
Identical jars
up on the table
511
00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:11,065
For the judges to taste.
512
00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:14,735
I wanna be that guy
that they say wow,
513
00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:16,537
You know there's
something else in there.
514
00:18:16,539 --> 00:18:18,405
That's nice.
515
00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,107
Let's pop a little cider, too.
516
00:18:22,211 --> 00:18:23,911
[man] he might be
onto something there.
517
00:18:23,913 --> 00:18:25,913
Here, at this competition,
518
00:18:25,915 --> 00:18:28,149
You see your competitors
tweaking and playing,
519
00:18:28,151 --> 00:18:29,950
It makes you think
what can I do
520
00:18:29,952 --> 00:18:31,051
To make mine
a little bit better?
521
00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:32,853
What are they doing
that I'm not doing?
522
00:18:32,855 --> 00:18:34,889
You gonna put any of
your apple cider in there?
523
00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:37,358
I got a little apple butter
I'll put on if you want to.
524
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,360
-You did get apple butter?
-Yeah, I got apple butter
525
00:18:39,395 --> 00:18:41,228
You put a little spooch
on it, it'll be all right.
526
00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:43,264
My ingredients
which had lack of,
527
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,264
I didn't know
what I was doing.
528
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:45,733
Put a little
bit of this in here
529
00:18:45,735 --> 00:18:47,067
Because I can't use
my recipe,
530
00:18:47,069 --> 00:18:49,003
But I'm gonna try to twist
and play with it
531
00:18:49,005 --> 00:18:51,172
And see how far I can push it
to make it better.
532
00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:52,873
That's good right there.
533
00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:55,242
Apple pie seems so easy
to everybody,
534
00:18:55,244 --> 00:18:57,178
But it's one of the most
complicated things
535
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,046
Because it is serious moving
parts.
536
00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:01,315
A cinnamon will play with you
real bad.
537
00:19:01,317 --> 00:19:03,450
Not enough apple,
not the right apple.
538
00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:04,985
When you say apple pie,
539
00:19:04,987 --> 00:19:06,320
That covers such a big range
540
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,223
Because everybody's
got their own secret
541
00:19:09,225 --> 00:19:10,324
Twist or recipe
they put on.
542
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,159
The way they do it. Yeah.
543
00:19:12,161 --> 00:19:14,261
And it came from a great,
great, great, great grandpa.
544
00:19:14,263 --> 00:19:15,695
-Oh, yeah.
-[laughs]
545
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,998
-They used brown liquor
with popcorn inside.
-[man] oh, yeah.
546
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,467
[laughter]
547
00:19:20,503 --> 00:19:22,269
You got two hours left.
548
00:19:22,271 --> 00:19:23,470
Halfway through.
549
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,906
[man] here we go.
We're running now.
550
00:19:25,975 --> 00:19:28,142
Playtime's over.
We're running liquor.
551
00:19:28,144 --> 00:19:30,311
Howard, you running?
552
00:19:30,313 --> 00:19:33,447
[man] oh, got a little
liquid gold here, boys.
553
00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:36,817
-[man] you running yet?
-[richard] no, man.
554
00:19:36,819 --> 00:19:39,486
But howard started off slow,
now he done pass me up.
555
00:19:39,488 --> 00:19:41,722
Mike and howard
know what they're doing.
556
00:19:41,724 --> 00:19:44,525
These gentlemen have been
in it far longer than I have.
557
00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:47,461
I kind of look at myself
as being the true underdog
558
00:19:47,463 --> 00:19:49,296
In this situation.
559
00:19:49,298 --> 00:19:51,365
Storage number one,
look how clear, son.
560
00:19:51,367 --> 00:19:53,701
-Yes, it is.
-[mike] woo.
561
00:19:53,736 --> 00:19:55,202
[man] man, y'all gonna have
five jars out there
562
00:19:55,271 --> 00:19:56,704
Before I even start running.
563
00:19:56,772 --> 00:19:59,039
[richard] oh, yeah,
I'm coming now.
564
00:19:59,075 --> 00:20:01,275
There we go. Finally.
565
00:20:01,277 --> 00:20:03,143
But I know my alcohol
566
00:20:03,212 --> 00:20:05,412
Is gonna be
something superior.
567
00:20:05,414 --> 00:20:07,381
I got apple pie in a jar
right here.
568
00:20:07,383 --> 00:20:10,351
A clear jar. Smell it.
569
00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:12,353
Ooh, damn, that smells good.
570
00:20:12,355 --> 00:20:13,954
-That's cinnamon.
-A little bit.
571
00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:16,090
Put it in the thumper
and that's the first jar.
572
00:20:16,158 --> 00:20:17,992
That's kind of heavy
right here. So...
573
00:20:17,994 --> 00:20:19,927
[mike] you put cinnamon
in your thump keg too?
574
00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,262
No, I didn't add no cinnamon.
575
00:20:21,264 --> 00:20:23,297
I used what was
from the apple butter
576
00:20:23,299 --> 00:20:24,364
Because I figured
it had it in it.
577
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:26,200
-It had cinnamon there?
-It had cinnamon on it
578
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,835
Because that blend's
already there.
579
00:20:27,903 --> 00:20:29,470
When I'm picking my jars,
580
00:20:29,472 --> 00:20:31,372
I wanna go into this
that sweet spot of the hear
581
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,941
And usually by the time
I hit that sixth
to seventh jar,
582
00:20:34,009 --> 00:20:35,409
I'd have that
right note of flavor
583
00:20:35,411 --> 00:20:39,046
And that little proof
that had a good, good product.
584
00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:40,748
-[man] let's see over here.
-[man] get the apple spice.
585
00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:42,383
I'mma try it.
586
00:20:42,385 --> 00:20:44,385
[man] I used a capful so...
587
00:20:44,453 --> 00:20:45,853
Oh, to put it in that jar?
588
00:20:45,855 --> 00:20:47,821
[howard] yeah,
so run that through.
589
00:20:47,823 --> 00:20:50,858
I wanna hit all the points
of what they like,
you know what I mean?
590
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:53,127
If I can do that one time,
because last time, every round
591
00:20:53,195 --> 00:20:55,229
I hit it, I was negative
on one point, you know?
592
00:20:55,231 --> 00:20:56,697
I'm trying to be
a teacher's pet here.
593
00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:58,899
[richard] yeah, yeah, yeah.
594
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,034
[howard] I'm tired of being
the embarrassment
595
00:21:00,036 --> 00:21:01,201
Of the competition.
596
00:21:01,270 --> 00:21:04,204
We need a jar of your best
clear liquor on this table.
597
00:21:04,273 --> 00:21:05,939
Oh, hell,
I should've done that.
598
00:21:06,008 --> 00:21:08,742
Goddang, I'd had made
green tea over here.
599
00:21:11,347 --> 00:21:13,213
[richard] what?
You put it in the jar?
600
00:21:13,215 --> 00:21:15,749
[howard] pull off, pull off.
Abort mission, abort mission.
601
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,253
Damn, when the run goes wrong.
602
00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:23,023
Thirty minutes, gentlemen.
Thirty minutes.
603
00:21:23,025 --> 00:21:25,492
God almighty, man.
604
00:21:25,494 --> 00:21:27,127
If I can get this jar,
I think this would have to be
605
00:21:27,129 --> 00:21:28,862
The money jar
and shut her down.
606
00:21:28,864 --> 00:21:31,131
I surprised myself
right there.
607
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:33,167
Y'all gonna have
a problem here in a second.
608
00:21:33,235 --> 00:21:34,268
You coming all together?
609
00:21:35,271 --> 00:21:36,870
Oh, dammit.
610
00:21:36,872 --> 00:21:39,273
[richard]
that looks pretty good.
611
00:21:39,308 --> 00:21:41,075
-Good.
-That's jar number nine?
612
00:21:41,077 --> 00:21:42,743
[mike] no, this one's number.
613
00:21:42,745 --> 00:21:44,511
-[richard] eight.
-Eight.
614
00:21:44,513 --> 00:21:46,413
Getting more flavor.
615
00:21:46,415 --> 00:21:48,582
Calming down
just a little bit.
616
00:21:48,584 --> 00:21:50,451
[richard] this is it.
617
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:52,286
You still running?
618
00:21:52,288 --> 00:21:53,787
No. I shut it down.
619
00:21:53,789 --> 00:21:55,122
I'm done, man.
620
00:21:55,124 --> 00:21:56,890
[digger]
mr. Landry is bringing it in.
621
00:21:56,926 --> 00:21:58,826
This is my jar right there.
622
00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:00,127
That the winning jar?
623
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:01,428
I think
that's the winning jar.
624
00:22:01,464 --> 00:22:03,263
-You head on out.
-[richard] I'm out of here.
625
00:22:03,265 --> 00:22:05,032
We're gonna get you
when we reach a decision.
626
00:22:05,034 --> 00:22:06,867
[richard]
it's a competition now.
627
00:22:06,869 --> 00:22:09,136
Spit out what you got, baby.
Go on.
628
00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:11,405
Give everything she got.
Let it go.
629
00:22:11,407 --> 00:22:13,207
Let it go till she blow.
630
00:22:13,209 --> 00:22:14,408
[mike] mine's done.
631
00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:16,210
I'm ready.
632
00:22:17,413 --> 00:22:18,278
[digger]
bring it in here, mike.
633
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,147
[mike] here's mine, boys.
634
00:22:21,183 --> 00:22:23,117
[digger] all right.
Chase on out after, richard.
635
00:22:23,185 --> 00:22:24,485
We'll drink a little.
636
00:22:24,487 --> 00:22:26,387
We'll get a decision,
we'll come get you.
637
00:22:26,389 --> 00:22:27,421
-[mike] all right.
-Looks good, mike.
638
00:22:27,423 --> 00:22:29,056
[mike] thank you, sir.
639
00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:32,226
All right, boys.
Sea monkey free
640
00:22:32,294 --> 00:22:33,861
And I even put
a little note on top for you,
641
00:22:33,863 --> 00:22:35,129
You know,
this may be number eight
642
00:22:35,197 --> 00:22:36,697
But y'all are my number one.
643
00:22:38,134 --> 00:22:40,067
A little flattery
will get you everywhere.
644
00:22:40,135 --> 00:22:42,069
[howard] you know,
I'm trying to get somewhere.
645
00:22:42,071 --> 00:22:43,370
-We'll come get you.
-Good luck.
646
00:22:43,372 --> 00:22:45,205
-Good luck, howard.
-Thank you, old buddy.
647
00:22:49,078 --> 00:22:51,178
Them jars of liquor
ain't bad.
648
00:22:51,246 --> 00:22:52,980
[tim] yeah.
All three of them look good.
649
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,216
Whiskey push.
650
00:22:56,285 --> 00:22:57,184
Let's get with it.
651
00:22:57,186 --> 00:22:58,085
All right. Turn it up.
652
00:22:58,087 --> 00:22:59,420
[tim] richard first
right there.
653
00:23:01,023 --> 00:23:03,290
-And that is a...
-[digger] crystal clear.
654
00:23:03,358 --> 00:23:05,125
[tim] clear jar.
655
00:23:05,127 --> 00:23:08,295
[digger] if that's a diamond,
you'd be saying no occlusions.
656
00:23:09,965 --> 00:23:12,232
-[tim] good bead.
-[digger] yeah, boy.
657
00:23:12,301 --> 00:23:13,901
Yeah. Good-looking
hundred proof there.
658
00:23:13,903 --> 00:23:15,736
-Oh, yeah.
-Yup.
659
00:23:15,738 --> 00:23:17,237
[howard] you didn't charge
the thumper, did you?
660
00:23:17,239 --> 00:23:18,338
-I did charge it.
-Oh, you did charge it?
661
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:20,340
-Okay.
-I put cinnamon in it,
662
00:23:20,342 --> 00:23:22,409
So that way I don't have
to deal with it in the post.
663
00:23:22,478 --> 00:23:23,610
[howard] post.
664
00:23:24,914 --> 00:23:26,447
-[tim] all right. Here we go.
-[digger] mr. Landry.
665
00:23:28,117 --> 00:23:29,616
-Bon appetit, sir.
-Thank you.
666
00:23:30,986 --> 00:23:32,352
Smells like liquor.
667
00:23:32,354 --> 00:23:33,520
Smells like apple.
668
00:23:33,522 --> 00:23:36,223
-Yeah.
-It smells like apple pie.
669
00:23:36,225 --> 00:23:38,425
That cinnamon note comes in.
670
00:23:38,427 --> 00:23:40,160
It makes you wanna taste it.
671
00:23:42,498 --> 00:23:43,931
It's cinnamon-y.
672
00:23:43,933 --> 00:23:45,232
Big time cinnamon.
673
00:23:45,234 --> 00:23:46,934
That's where we get the bite.
674
00:23:47,002 --> 00:23:48,001
You know, that cinnamon hangs
675
00:23:48,003 --> 00:23:50,170
Just a little bit
right there on me.
676
00:23:50,172 --> 00:23:52,739
-[tim] yeah.
-It makes it finish real dry.
677
00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:54,174
That overpowers
it there on the last.
678
00:23:54,176 --> 00:23:55,041
[tim] yeah.
679
00:23:55,043 --> 00:23:57,144
You know,
I don't dislike the taste
680
00:23:57,179 --> 00:23:58,946
Of cinnamon but it'll chew
at you some, won't it?
681
00:23:58,948 --> 00:23:59,846
-It'll...
-Yeah.
682
00:23:59,915 --> 00:24:01,348
-Sometimes it'll fight back.
-Yeah.
683
00:24:01,416 --> 00:24:02,950
Especially
when you don't like it.
684
00:24:02,952 --> 00:24:04,485
You don't care for it, do you?
685
00:24:04,487 --> 00:24:06,487
I don't care none
about it, no.
686
00:24:06,489 --> 00:24:07,754
Taste ain't apple, too.
687
00:24:07,756 --> 00:24:09,423
I like it
but it's just a little bit
688
00:24:09,425 --> 00:24:11,058
Stout on cinnamon.
689
00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:13,827
This one says
mike on it I think.
690
00:24:13,863 --> 00:24:15,529
Is this mike?
691
00:24:16,832 --> 00:24:18,999
This is a nice,
clear, pretty jar.
692
00:24:19,067 --> 00:24:20,868
We ain't
saying nothing in 'em,
693
00:24:20,936 --> 00:24:22,736
Except what's
supposed to be on it.
694
00:24:22,738 --> 00:24:25,272
-Oh, he's looking pretty high.
-That's a good deal.
695
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,875
[tim] he's looking
at about 108 right there.
696
00:24:27,877 --> 00:24:30,077
-Mine went good.
-Yeah, you did real good.
697
00:24:30,145 --> 00:24:31,278
I had a bunch
of jars out there.
698
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:32,746
You high proof.
699
00:24:32,748 --> 00:24:34,448
You usually
don't taste apple like that.
700
00:24:34,450 --> 00:24:36,450
You can still taste apple.
That was pretty good.
701
00:24:38,287 --> 00:24:39,553
No cinnamon.
702
00:24:39,555 --> 00:24:41,355
-No cinnamon.
-[tim] no cinnamon.
703
00:24:41,357 --> 00:24:43,090
Very light on the nose.
704
00:24:43,158 --> 00:24:44,358
Real light. Mmm.
705
00:24:45,227 --> 00:24:48,195
Got a real good apple note.
706
00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:52,032
He had cider,
apples in his thumper but...
707
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:53,967
It seems
to fall a little flat.
708
00:24:54,036 --> 00:24:55,903
-It goes way quick, don't it?
-Yeah.
709
00:24:55,905 --> 00:24:58,038
Too much alcohol
kind of kills the flavor.
710
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,407
I think it could be better
if it was a little lower.
711
00:25:00,442 --> 00:25:01,475
But that's smooth.
712
00:25:01,477 --> 00:25:02,409
It looked like
a hundred proof.
713
00:25:02,411 --> 00:25:03,744
-Yeah.
-It's smooth.
714
00:25:03,746 --> 00:25:05,212
It's very smooth.
715
00:25:06,348 --> 00:25:08,549
It may be
the best one I've had today.
716
00:25:08,551 --> 00:25:10,050
I ain't sure yet.
717
00:25:10,118 --> 00:25:11,985
Okay.
718
00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:13,186
-Howard.
-Howard.
719
00:25:16,358 --> 00:25:17,724
Not bad.
720
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:19,259
About 95 maybe.
721
00:25:19,261 --> 00:25:20,527
Many will turn those up
to the hundred ten,
722
00:25:20,529 --> 00:25:21,728
Hundred twenty proof
but you put
723
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:22,963
A little sweetness into it.
724
00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,364
A little apple, little
cinnamon like you say.
725
00:25:24,366 --> 00:25:25,265
-[richard] exactly.
-I mean...
726
00:25:25,267 --> 00:25:26,433
-They like it.
-You're damn right.
727
00:25:26,435 --> 00:25:28,068
A little bit
of that moderation
728
00:25:28,136 --> 00:25:30,070
Can make a damn good
apple pie.
729
00:25:30,072 --> 00:25:32,005
You could throw
a candy apple in the mix
730
00:25:32,007 --> 00:25:33,907
Or whatever and make
a candy apple pie high...
731
00:25:33,909 --> 00:25:34,741
[mike] yeah.
732
00:25:34,743 --> 00:25:35,976
Make a candy
caramel apple pie.
733
00:25:36,044 --> 00:25:37,177
-Caramel...
-Pie.
734
00:25:37,179 --> 00:25:38,145
Hey.
735
00:25:38,147 --> 00:25:39,913
Y'all go
with caramel apple, apple pie,
736
00:25:39,915 --> 00:25:42,616
I'mma keep it simple.
Slide on in the back door.
737
00:25:42,618 --> 00:25:44,952
I am getting
a little bit of nose.
738
00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:46,153
Yeah.
739
00:25:46,155 --> 00:25:48,488
Yeah, a little bit of apple.
740
00:25:48,490 --> 00:25:50,324
That's pretty smooth too.
741
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,693
It's almost like apple sauce.
742
00:25:52,761 --> 00:25:54,728
That's really good
right there.
743
00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:57,064
That changes
the game right there.
744
00:25:57,165 --> 00:25:59,900
That don't need
anything really altered in it.
745
00:25:59,902 --> 00:26:03,837
Thing about it is he put
apple butter in his thumper.
746
00:26:03,839 --> 00:26:05,405
See, that apple butter,
it's got everything
747
00:26:05,407 --> 00:26:07,407
You'd want in there
anyhow from the get-go.
748
00:26:07,409 --> 00:26:09,242
-Yeah.
-[digger] you got cinnamon,
749
00:26:09,244 --> 00:26:10,243
Brown sugar, apples.
750
00:26:10,312 --> 00:26:11,845
The one that had
the least amount of stuff.
751
00:26:11,847 --> 00:26:14,147
That's worked out
in his favor.
752
00:26:14,216 --> 00:26:16,016
[mike] it's a tough decision,
boys.
753
00:26:16,018 --> 00:26:18,251
You know, it always
makes it real easy
754
00:26:18,253 --> 00:26:22,055
If one of them is really bad,
but this ain't the case.
755
00:26:24,893 --> 00:26:26,193
Bring them in, big man.
756
00:26:26,261 --> 00:26:27,461
[digger] I'll get them.
757
00:26:27,463 --> 00:26:29,162
Mmm-hmm.
758
00:26:29,198 --> 00:26:31,031
Mmm-hmm.
759
00:26:31,033 --> 00:26:32,466
Welcome back, men.
760
00:26:32,501 --> 00:26:34,501
Time to hear
where you fell short.
761
00:26:35,404 --> 00:26:37,471
You brought a ton
of apple through, richard.
762
00:26:37,539 --> 00:26:40,073
-Damn fine job on that.
-Thank you.
763
00:26:40,075 --> 00:26:41,575
Richard,
I'd say a hundred proof,
764
00:26:41,610 --> 00:26:43,243
Right on the money.
Tastes like apple pie.
765
00:26:43,245 --> 00:26:44,311
Thank you.
766
00:26:44,313 --> 00:26:46,446
Richard, you had
a little more cinnamon
767
00:26:46,448 --> 00:26:48,849
Than the other guys.
768
00:26:48,851 --> 00:26:50,183
Pretty heavy on the cinnamon,
769
00:26:50,185 --> 00:26:53,086
But that nose on that liquor,
that's wonderful.
770
00:26:53,088 --> 00:26:55,022
Mikey got a little apple
in there.
771
00:26:55,024 --> 00:26:56,223
Got plenty of alcohol.
772
00:26:56,225 --> 00:26:58,959
I think if you've proofed it
down a skosh bit more,
773
00:26:58,961 --> 00:27:00,160
Bring a little more apple,
774
00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:01,428
I think it'd been
a game changer.
775
00:27:01,430 --> 00:27:03,463
But good drink of liquor.
776
00:27:03,465 --> 00:27:04,464
[mike] thank you.
777
00:27:04,466 --> 00:27:06,500
Mike. My man. No pepper.
778
00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,970
-Good job.
-Appreciate it.
779
00:27:09,972 --> 00:27:11,038
Howard.
780
00:27:11,106 --> 00:27:12,439
Fine job, buddy.
781
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:14,307
With no more than you had,
782
00:27:14,309 --> 00:27:16,376
You pulled a rabbit
out of your hat.
783
00:27:16,445 --> 00:27:18,178
-Thank you, old buddy.
-I mean, it was smooth.
784
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:20,514
Not too high proof,
not too low.
785
00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:22,282
Couldn't find a whole lot
of negative in there anywhere.
786
00:27:22,317 --> 00:27:24,084
Tim looked hard.
787
00:27:24,086 --> 00:27:26,053
-[tim] did a real good job.
-Thank you.
788
00:27:26,121 --> 00:27:27,921
That apple
in a jar that you poured in,
789
00:27:27,989 --> 00:27:29,923
I think that was the icing
on the cake.
790
00:27:29,991 --> 00:27:32,926
Howard, you ought to hug
these boys for preventing you
791
00:27:32,928 --> 00:27:34,361
From getting
any more ingredients
792
00:27:34,363 --> 00:27:36,730
Than you got but now...
793
00:27:36,732 --> 00:27:38,198
Because you didn't need
to put anything else in.
794
00:27:38,266 --> 00:27:41,535
I think really
that they did you a big solid.
795
00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:43,704
Really, really good job.
796
00:27:43,772 --> 00:27:47,140
Nobody goes home
but what you're gonna win
797
00:27:47,142 --> 00:27:49,109
Is this really nice
spice rack.
798
00:27:49,111 --> 00:27:50,844
There's a lot of stuff
in there you probably
799
00:27:50,846 --> 00:27:52,946
Wanna stay away from but
there's some things in there
800
00:27:52,948 --> 00:27:56,917
That could enhance your flavor
just ever so slightly.
801
00:27:56,919 --> 00:27:59,186
So we're gonna cut
to the chase.
802
00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:03,256
And howard, I don't know
803
00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:04,491
How you came up with it
804
00:28:04,493 --> 00:28:06,893
But you're the number one jar.
805
00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:08,061
I'll be damned, boys.
806
00:28:08,097 --> 00:28:09,496
[richard] damn good job,
howard.
807
00:28:09,498 --> 00:28:11,198
-Good job.
-[richard] damn good job, man.
808
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,332
Let me get my rack.
809
00:28:12,334 --> 00:28:14,134
You know, I needed this
more than anybody though.
810
00:28:14,136 --> 00:28:15,902
I mean, have you all
seen y'all baskets?
811
00:28:15,971 --> 00:28:18,071
-You be very...
-Uh-oh.
812
00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:19,873
Oh, that's a bad omen.
813
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,141
[howard] all right.
That's thyme. Don't worry.
814
00:28:21,176 --> 00:28:23,844
-We don't need that.
-All right, gentlemen.
815
00:28:23,846 --> 00:28:27,447
Flavor those apple pie spirits
however you see necessary,
816
00:28:27,449 --> 00:28:29,316
However you don't see
necessary.
817
00:28:29,318 --> 00:28:32,119
To screw either of these
three up, gentlemen,
818
00:28:32,187 --> 00:28:34,755
Would be a sacrilege,
that's alcohol abuse.
819
00:28:34,757 --> 00:28:37,290
Do not screw up
these jars of liquor.
820
00:28:37,292 --> 00:28:38,725
[digger] you got one hour.
821
00:28:38,727 --> 00:28:41,728
Give us our post-distilled
spirits on this table.
822
00:28:41,730 --> 00:28:43,997
One hour starts now.
823
00:28:43,999 --> 00:28:46,867
Get with it, boys. Good luck.
824
00:28:46,869 --> 00:28:49,336
[mark] please, please,
don't mess that liquor up.
825
00:28:49,338 --> 00:28:50,403
[howard] I'm just blown away,
boys.
826
00:28:50,405 --> 00:28:51,872
I produced a good jar.
827
00:28:51,874 --> 00:28:53,173
[mike] hey, man,
you deserved it, man.
828
00:28:53,175 --> 00:28:55,008
[howard] but there's
one dilemma I have here.
829
00:28:55,010 --> 00:28:56,143
[mike] what's that?
830
00:28:56,145 --> 00:28:58,211
I need some apple cider,
I ain't got a lick of that.
831
00:28:58,213 --> 00:29:00,180
How much apple cider you need?
832
00:29:00,182 --> 00:29:02,082
-What's that, cider or juice?
-[richard] cider.
833
00:29:02,150 --> 00:29:03,183
Yeah, I need that one.
834
00:29:03,185 --> 00:29:04,451
That's the thing
about moonshiners.
835
00:29:04,453 --> 00:29:06,219
They ain't greedy
with their liquor.
836
00:29:06,221 --> 00:29:08,121
They don't care to share it.
837
00:29:08,156 --> 00:29:10,056
[howard] you know,
I have no brown sugar still.
838
00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:12,459
Hey, you can't give us
nothing out of there
839
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:14,461
But we can give you
anything out of here.
840
00:29:14,463 --> 00:29:16,329
It is our fault
he doesn't have none, right?
841
00:29:16,331 --> 00:29:19,232
[mike] yeah. Technically,
yeah, you're right.
842
00:29:19,234 --> 00:29:20,700
[howard] y'all put me
on the path to race
843
00:29:20,769 --> 00:29:22,202
Now I get the brown sugar.
That's all I needed.
844
00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:24,004
[richard]
so you follow a recipe?
845
00:29:24,006 --> 00:29:25,305
[howard] I'm following
the only one I know.
846
00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:26,373
[richard] what is that?
847
00:29:26,375 --> 00:29:28,275
[howard] that's tim smith's
wife's recipe.
848
00:29:28,277 --> 00:29:29,242
She gave it to me
10 years ago.
849
00:29:29,244 --> 00:29:30,911
I ain't bucking the system.
850
00:29:30,913 --> 00:29:33,380
A lot of people put their own
spin on apple pie moonshine.
851
00:29:33,382 --> 00:29:34,781
But for me,
I learned a long time ago
852
00:29:34,783 --> 00:29:36,216
From a great source, shelby
853
00:29:36,218 --> 00:29:38,251
She taught me
that it's five ingredients.
854
00:29:38,253 --> 00:29:40,487
Brown sugar,
white sugar, apple juice,
855
00:29:40,489 --> 00:29:42,355
Apple cider,
and cinnamon sticks.
856
00:29:42,357 --> 00:29:43,990
If you go
with that simple combinatio
857
00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:45,725
And just boil it right
and simmer it correctly,
858
00:29:45,727 --> 00:29:47,060
You can come up
with a great apple pie.
859
00:29:47,062 --> 00:29:50,363
My wife's apple pie recipe
gotta be the best.
860
00:29:50,365 --> 00:29:52,399
[digger] I don't know
what that was, richard,
861
00:29:52,401 --> 00:29:55,135
But it looks all the goodies
still at the bottom of it.
862
00:29:55,137 --> 00:29:56,937
I think I'm gonna leave them
goodies in there.
863
00:29:57,005 --> 00:29:58,305
You might not wanna
drink that in your drink.
864
00:29:58,307 --> 00:30:00,473
If it's apple,
it's gotta be good.
865
00:30:00,475 --> 00:30:03,944
These judges thought I had too
much cinnamon with my alcohol,
866
00:30:03,946 --> 00:30:06,346
So I started putting
some more fried apples
867
00:30:06,348 --> 00:30:09,282
And I'm gonna try to bring the
taste of the cinnamon down.
868
00:30:09,284 --> 00:30:10,984
I hope it reconstitutes
like it did
869
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:12,519
In mike's drink right there.
870
00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:13,753
Mikey, how you feeling?
871
00:30:13,755 --> 00:30:15,155
[mike] I'm feeling good, bro.
872
00:30:15,223 --> 00:30:17,257
[richard] you got all quiet,
you're making me nervous.
873
00:30:17,259 --> 00:30:18,992
[mike]
I'm just doing my thing.
874
00:30:19,027 --> 00:30:21,228
There's nothing wrong
with my original apple pie.
875
00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:22,329
It's delicious.
876
00:30:22,331 --> 00:30:24,731
But why not step up
the game just a little bit
877
00:30:24,733 --> 00:30:27,400
To see if you can incorporate
your own flavor and spices,
878
00:30:27,402 --> 00:30:28,835
A little bit of nutmeg
879
00:30:28,837 --> 00:30:30,136
And a little bit
of vanilla bean
880
00:30:30,138 --> 00:30:33,006
Into an apple pie
and make it even better?
881
00:30:33,008 --> 00:30:35,508
Most apple pies are somewhere
around 50 proof.
882
00:30:35,510 --> 00:30:36,843
You wanna taste the alcohol,
883
00:30:36,845 --> 00:30:38,378
But it'll approach
scap you needed.
884
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:41,014
You wanna feel the effect
more than you taste it.
885
00:30:41,016 --> 00:30:42,549
[howard] yeah,
that's gonna be tricky, right?
886
00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:46,319
I need less
of the two higher proofs.
887
00:30:46,321 --> 00:30:47,754
A back note of that one.
888
00:30:47,756 --> 00:30:49,189
I think
there's a way to do it though.
889
00:30:49,257 --> 00:30:50,290
He's overthinking in there.
890
00:30:50,292 --> 00:30:51,925
I can't do equal parts.
891
00:30:51,927 --> 00:30:53,360
[digger] I'm just
gonna throw this out there.
892
00:30:53,428 --> 00:30:55,328
Don't overthink it.
893
00:30:55,397 --> 00:30:56,363
Don't overthink it.
894
00:30:56,365 --> 00:30:57,831
After that first jar I won,
895
00:30:57,833 --> 00:30:59,799
I felt like I shot my wad
by this time.
896
00:30:59,801 --> 00:31:02,068
But I knew I had the spice
rack that was gonna help me.
897
00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:04,938
Well, boys let me head
over here to my spice rack.
898
00:31:05,006 --> 00:31:05,906
Huh.
899
00:31:05,908 --> 00:31:07,140
I'm gonna dabble a little bit,
900
00:31:07,142 --> 00:31:09,276
See I got
that organic cinnamon.
901
00:31:09,278 --> 00:31:10,443
[mike] yeah.
902
00:31:10,512 --> 00:31:11,978
That's that good stuff
right there.
903
00:31:12,014 --> 00:31:13,914
And there's a reason
that top is on there.
904
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,215
Only a dab will do.
905
00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:16,883
[howard] don't worry,
I got you in mind, tim.
906
00:31:16,952 --> 00:31:19,185
I ain't get this far
without thinking of you.
907
00:31:19,187 --> 00:31:22,022
See, they got to deal
with cinnamon right now.
908
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:23,924
I put it out on the other end
so I don't have
909
00:31:23,992 --> 00:31:24,858
To worry
about cinnamon anymore.
910
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,025
[mike] yeah.
911
00:31:26,027 --> 00:31:27,394
That's a real fine line
across that's easy to do.
912
00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:29,062
You do not have
to worry about cinnamon.
913
00:31:29,064 --> 00:31:31,364
Unless you don't know
how to use cinnamon.
914
00:31:31,433 --> 00:31:32,532
True.
915
00:31:32,534 --> 00:31:34,301
[richard] you put
a lot of brown sugar in there.
916
00:31:34,369 --> 00:31:35,368
I haven't put it in there yet.
917
00:31:35,370 --> 00:31:36,236
[richard]
you didn't put in there?
918
00:31:36,238 --> 00:31:37,270
Uh-uh.
919
00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:38,204
Damn, who used
all that brown sugar?
920
00:31:38,273 --> 00:31:39,239
I guess howard did.
921
00:31:39,307 --> 00:31:40,273
He's gonna make a pie.
922
00:31:40,309 --> 00:31:41,174
A real pie?
923
00:31:41,176 --> 00:31:42,742
How many jars you making?
924
00:31:42,744 --> 00:31:44,277
I'm trying
to turn it in one quart.
925
00:31:44,313 --> 00:31:45,378
I'm used to doing everything
in gallons
926
00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:46,546
And now I'm doing quarts,
927
00:31:46,548 --> 00:31:48,748
So I'm breaking
everything down even bit more.
928
00:31:48,750 --> 00:31:49,883
All right, gentlemen,
929
00:31:49,885 --> 00:31:52,118
30 minutes gone,
30 minutes left.
930
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:55,055
I'm gonna tell you the truth,
I've never made apple pie,
931
00:31:55,123 --> 00:31:56,423
But one or two times
in my life
932
00:31:56,425 --> 00:31:58,224
Because you post-distill.
933
00:31:58,226 --> 00:31:59,492
I don't like
doing anything post.
934
00:31:59,528 --> 00:32:00,593
Yeah.
935
00:32:00,595 --> 00:32:02,095
So any apple pie we're making
would come up
936
00:32:02,097 --> 00:32:04,464
The still as an apple pie.
937
00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,766
So I'm learning
from you, guys.
938
00:32:06,768 --> 00:32:08,802
So I might have
not won that spice rack,
939
00:32:08,804 --> 00:32:11,271
I wanna win that 4,500
right there for sure.
940
00:32:11,339 --> 00:32:13,306
-[mike] tickle special.
-Yeah, man.
941
00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:15,208
I ain't... I mean,
I want it too. I mean...
942
00:32:15,276 --> 00:32:17,210
I'm just thinking
that's a bad move
943
00:32:17,212 --> 00:32:19,346
Naming anything
that fires projectile.
944
00:32:19,414 --> 00:32:21,915
-After tickle.
-Tickle.
945
00:32:21,950 --> 00:32:24,184
I mean, that's just
a recipe for disaster.
946
00:32:25,287 --> 00:32:26,319
Somebody call my name?
947
00:32:26,321 --> 00:32:27,454
[laughter]
948
00:32:27,522 --> 00:32:29,389
-[digger] yeah, pretty much.
-I know.
949
00:32:29,391 --> 00:32:31,424
[digger]
your timing is impeccable.
950
00:32:31,426 --> 00:32:33,326
Well, you know,
I finally killed that rabbit
951
00:32:33,395 --> 00:32:34,761
I've been chasing around
out there
952
00:32:34,763 --> 00:32:36,463
In the back with a slingshot.
953
00:32:36,465 --> 00:32:38,431
I don't believe he could hit
a volkswagen rabbit
954
00:32:38,433 --> 00:32:39,966
With the damn slingshot.
955
00:32:39,968 --> 00:32:41,368
[tickle] well...
956
00:32:43,905 --> 00:32:45,238
So what we got going on here?
957
00:32:45,306 --> 00:32:47,173
[mark]
they're flavoring right now.
958
00:32:47,242 --> 00:32:49,743
-[tickle] okay.
-[mike] yeah.
959
00:32:49,745 --> 00:32:51,378
We all three gonna bring
something a little bit
960
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:53,880
Different to the table
but at the end of the day,
961
00:32:53,948 --> 00:32:56,282
My apple pie is gonna win
this competition
962
00:32:56,284 --> 00:32:58,551
Because I know flavor.
963
00:32:58,553 --> 00:33:00,320
Oh, it's good.
964
00:33:00,388 --> 00:33:02,389
Mike cockrell's here to win.
965
00:33:02,391 --> 00:33:05,692
It looks like a good setup
for scowl, right there mike.
966
00:33:05,694 --> 00:33:06,826
[mike] it does, don't it?
967
00:33:06,828 --> 00:33:08,127
[richard] all right.
You're a big boy.
968
00:33:08,129 --> 00:33:11,064
These judges do not wanna
taste a typical alcohol,
969
00:33:11,132 --> 00:33:13,400
So we're bringing
a serious apple pie.
970
00:33:13,402 --> 00:33:15,068
I think this is it.
971
00:33:15,070 --> 00:33:17,370
You want apple pie and alcohol
972
00:33:17,372 --> 00:33:20,507
In the right proportion
and this was that drink.
973
00:33:20,509 --> 00:33:22,108
We came here to see
who was the best
974
00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:24,411
And I really think
I have the best.
975
00:33:24,413 --> 00:33:26,946
A lot of business going
on over on that same table,
976
00:33:26,948 --> 00:33:28,081
I'm telling you.
977
00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,249
I knew I had
a quality product
978
00:33:29,251 --> 00:33:30,817
And I'm thinking,
"don't mess it up, howard.
979
00:33:30,819 --> 00:33:32,318
Do not mess it up."
980
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:33,420
[digger] if your went
through trouble
981
00:33:33,488 --> 00:33:34,487
Straightening that off,
982
00:33:34,489 --> 00:33:35,422
Why are you squashing
it in?
983
00:33:35,424 --> 00:33:36,890
Well, I'm not squashing
real hard
984
00:33:36,892 --> 00:33:38,458
To filter anything through.
I'm just trying to get off
985
00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:39,359
Some of that good flavor
in there.
986
00:33:39,361 --> 00:33:41,161
-Oh.
-[howard] but it ain't bad.
987
00:33:41,229 --> 00:33:43,730
It's all clear in there.
Well...
988
00:33:43,732 --> 00:33:47,200
-[digger] it was. It was clear
-[howard] it was clear.
989
00:33:47,202 --> 00:33:49,002
Oh, hell,
I shouldn't have done that.
990
00:33:49,004 --> 00:33:51,304
You had
the best draw on the table
991
00:33:51,372 --> 00:33:53,273
And now
there's little chunks in it.
992
00:33:53,341 --> 00:33:55,708
It doesn't even look nothing
like what you started with.
993
00:33:55,777 --> 00:33:56,943
Damn.
994
00:33:56,945 --> 00:33:58,445
Damn, gina, damn!
995
00:33:59,381 --> 00:34:01,848
[digger]
it smells awful good in here.
996
00:34:01,850 --> 00:34:03,249
[tickle] almost smells good
as that possum,
997
00:34:03,251 --> 00:34:05,885
I mean rabbit
I was cooking for y'all.
998
00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,987
I got dinner for all of us
when this is done.
999
00:34:08,056 --> 00:34:09,889
I saw it. It was a possum.
1000
00:34:09,891 --> 00:34:12,459
Well, they taste the same.
1001
00:34:12,461 --> 00:34:14,961
Now look,
I'll save you a drumstick
1002
00:34:14,963 --> 00:34:16,696
-Off of that rabbit.
-Okay.
1003
00:34:16,731 --> 00:34:18,031
No, no, no, no,
1004
00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:20,066
That's for digger,
you get the wing.
1005
00:34:20,068 --> 00:34:22,368
[laughter]
1006
00:34:22,437 --> 00:34:24,104
At this point,
I'm pretty sure it's a possum.
1007
00:34:24,172 --> 00:34:25,905
[tickle] yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
1008
00:34:25,907 --> 00:34:27,440
-I'll remember those.
-Yeah.
1009
00:34:27,442 --> 00:34:30,443
You see, tickle,
if you'd had the tickle 3000,
1010
00:34:30,445 --> 00:34:32,912
You'd have been able to kill
a possum and a brother.
1011
00:34:32,981 --> 00:34:34,080
Well, it was
a whole lot better
1012
00:34:34,082 --> 00:34:35,281
Than running over them
in the road
1013
00:34:35,350 --> 00:34:37,050
Because when you run over them
in the road,
1014
00:34:37,052 --> 00:34:38,451
It flattens them out.
1015
00:34:38,487 --> 00:34:40,587
[laughter]
1016
00:34:42,424 --> 00:34:43,857
Oh, hell,
I shouldn't have done that.
1017
00:34:43,859 --> 00:34:46,292
You had the best draw
on the table.
1018
00:34:46,294 --> 00:34:48,128
And now
there's little chunks in it.
1019
00:34:48,196 --> 00:34:50,396
It doesn't even look nothing
like what you started with.
1020
00:34:50,398 --> 00:34:52,899
Damn.
1021
00:34:52,901 --> 00:34:54,434
I might not
have misled him more
1022
00:34:54,436 --> 00:34:56,469
Than I already have.
1023
00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:59,305
Fifteen minutes.
1024
00:34:59,307 --> 00:35:01,808
I'll pick some ice for them.
1025
00:35:01,810 --> 00:35:03,443
[digger] that's a good idea.
1026
00:35:08,183 --> 00:35:10,617
[richard] what you think,
howard?
1027
00:35:10,619 --> 00:35:11,684
I got something.
1028
00:35:11,686 --> 00:35:13,153
I knew I had
a good quality product
1029
00:35:13,221 --> 00:35:14,954
And I'm thinking,
"don't mess it up, howard.
1030
00:35:14,956 --> 00:35:17,690
-Do not mess it up."
-five minutes.
1031
00:35:17,759 --> 00:35:19,058
I ain't gonna play
with this no more
1032
00:35:19,093 --> 00:35:21,127
Because if I do stay here,
I'm gonna wind up
1033
00:35:21,129 --> 00:35:23,997
Grabbing stuff and putting
something else in it.
1034
00:35:23,999 --> 00:35:26,299
I'm gonna take my rag
and I'm getting out of here.
1035
00:35:26,367 --> 00:35:28,001
That's my jar.
1036
00:35:28,003 --> 00:35:30,103
You head on out,
we're gonna taste,
1037
00:35:30,105 --> 00:35:32,505
We reach a decision,
we're gonna come get you.
1038
00:35:32,507 --> 00:35:34,240
-Bring it in, mike.
-Bring it in.
1039
00:35:34,242 --> 00:35:35,475
That's the one.
1040
00:35:35,477 --> 00:35:38,211
Well, you chase
on out after richard.
1041
00:35:38,213 --> 00:35:40,180
-Good luck, mike.
-All right. Thank y'all.
1042
00:35:40,248 --> 00:35:42,081
-[tickle] coming on all fours.
-Here comes howard.
1043
00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:44,551
That was the one number jar,
tickle, right there.
1044
00:35:44,553 --> 00:35:46,019
-Chase on out, brother.
-[howard] thank you.
1045
00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:47,020
[mark] good luck, howard.
1046
00:35:47,088 --> 00:35:48,188
Good luck, buddy.
1047
00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:50,123
I'll tell you all what,
fellas, before we get to doing
1048
00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:52,425
All these things and
I might out to get me a chair
1049
00:35:52,460 --> 00:35:55,929
And sit down, way I don't
fall down, all right?
1050
00:35:55,931 --> 00:35:57,797
[tim] well, I think
tickle's staying a while.
1051
00:35:57,799 --> 00:35:59,065
-I think you're right.
-Yeah.
1052
00:35:59,067 --> 00:36:00,867
We was afraid
he was gonna say that.
1053
00:36:00,935 --> 00:36:02,235
We ain't gonna have
no problems. I mean...
1054
00:36:02,237 --> 00:36:03,336
No, everybody's gonna do good.
1055
00:36:03,338 --> 00:36:04,938
I mean yours came out good.
1056
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,506
That's the good thing
about being a moonshiner,
1057
00:36:06,508 --> 00:36:08,208
You know,
we could take an apple pie
1058
00:36:08,243 --> 00:36:10,076
And put a little bit of us
into it.
1059
00:36:10,078 --> 00:36:13,346
We ain't gonna get no drinking
done if we don't get started.
1060
00:36:13,348 --> 00:36:14,681
Start wherever you want, tim.
1061
00:36:14,749 --> 00:36:15,949
That's richard's.
1062
00:36:15,951 --> 00:36:17,083
That is a cold jar.
1063
00:36:17,085 --> 00:36:19,485
For apple pie,
colder the better.
1064
00:36:19,487 --> 00:36:22,121
It's got a different color,
light color.
1065
00:36:22,123 --> 00:36:23,323
[mark] not as dark
as the other two.
1066
00:36:23,325 --> 00:36:25,258
-No.
-And he still got alcohol.
1067
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:27,393
[mark] one thing about
this kind of drink.
1068
00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:28,728
You don't have
to worry about judging
1069
00:36:28,730 --> 00:36:31,331
On clarity, or clear or...
1070
00:36:31,333 --> 00:36:33,066
[tim] it just
comes down to flavor.
1071
00:36:33,134 --> 00:36:35,235
[mark] strictly flavor.
1072
00:36:35,237 --> 00:36:38,037
You wanna keep it as close
to the original as possible,
1073
00:36:38,039 --> 00:36:39,205
But we got to be able
1074
00:36:39,274 --> 00:36:41,207
To do something
with it, you know?
1075
00:36:42,110 --> 00:36:44,077
-Smells like apple pie.
-Yes, it does.
1076
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:46,946
I can still smell
some of that cinnamon
1077
00:36:46,948 --> 00:36:49,182
And I can taste
some of that cinnamon.
1078
00:36:49,217 --> 00:36:50,483
Plenty of cinnamon.
1079
00:36:50,485 --> 00:36:52,752
But it ain't as powerful
as it was. Is it?
1080
00:36:52,754 --> 00:36:54,287
He made a point of saying,
1081
00:36:54,289 --> 00:36:57,290
"I've put my cinnamon in
during the distillation.
1082
00:36:57,359 --> 00:37:00,159
I'm done with cinnamon.
It's got what it's got."
1083
00:37:00,161 --> 00:37:01,227
-[tim] yeah.
-Good.
1084
00:37:01,229 --> 00:37:02,295
I can taste
the cinnamon on the back.
1085
00:37:02,363 --> 00:37:03,196
But it ain't a lot.
1086
00:37:03,331 --> 00:37:05,565
No, but I taste
some of that bitter.
1087
00:37:05,567 --> 00:37:08,034
It makes it finish dry.
1088
00:37:08,036 --> 00:37:09,535
Let's move on to mike.
1089
00:37:11,306 --> 00:37:13,006
Well,
mike is a little bit darker.
1090
00:37:13,074 --> 00:37:16,009
Mike and howard
are really close in color.
1091
00:37:16,011 --> 00:37:18,111
They used a lot
of brown sugar and...
1092
00:37:18,146 --> 00:37:19,979
[tim] yeah,
it looks a little thicker.
1093
00:37:20,015 --> 00:37:21,581
Apple pie
is a pretty basic flavor.
1094
00:37:21,583 --> 00:37:23,483
Apple juice,
apple cider, cinnamon,
1095
00:37:23,551 --> 00:37:25,051
Brown sugar and white sugar.
1096
00:37:25,086 --> 00:37:26,152
Make it
a little bit different,
1097
00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:27,620
But yet keep it the same.
1098
00:37:28,923 --> 00:37:30,990
That's a good jar
as far smell.
1099
00:37:30,992 --> 00:37:32,458
It smells like it might be
a touch stronger
1100
00:37:32,527 --> 00:37:33,493
Than richard's.
1101
00:37:33,495 --> 00:37:34,894
It's got
a little more liquor in it.
1102
00:37:34,896 --> 00:37:35,995
I ain't...
This is from a friend.
1103
00:37:35,997 --> 00:37:36,829
It's real light
1104
00:37:36,831 --> 00:37:38,030
On the nose
on apple.
1105
00:37:38,166 --> 00:37:40,867
It ain't real bad on alcohol.
It's pretty balanced.
1106
00:37:40,869 --> 00:37:43,603
I'm getting some more
of the brown sugar in there.
1107
00:37:43,605 --> 00:37:45,505
It's not real strong on apple.
1108
00:37:45,507 --> 00:37:46,939
No, it's not.
1109
00:37:46,941 --> 00:37:48,141
Not on the nose
or the taste.
1110
00:37:48,143 --> 00:37:50,143
He put a lot
of cider in there, but...
1111
00:37:50,178 --> 00:37:53,146
He had cider,
he put apples in his thumper.
1112
00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:54,814
-Yeah.
-How did he not get apple?
1113
00:37:54,816 --> 00:37:56,015
You know, this is apple pie.
1114
00:37:56,017 --> 00:37:58,084
That needs
to be your dominant flavor.
1115
00:37:58,086 --> 00:38:00,119
I'm not getting apple,
I'm getting sugar.
1116
00:38:00,121 --> 00:38:01,387
That's loaded with sugar.
1117
00:38:01,456 --> 00:38:03,856
If this one's too
brown sugary,
1118
00:38:03,858 --> 00:38:05,158
Then howard's
really is though.
1119
00:38:05,226 --> 00:38:07,460
Howard used more way
brown sugar than mike did.
1120
00:38:07,462 --> 00:38:08,795
Half the jar.
1121
00:38:08,797 --> 00:38:11,130
[tim] howard's got
a few little floaties in it.
1122
00:38:11,199 --> 00:38:13,132
Still don't want a whole lot
of stuff floating in it.
1123
00:38:13,134 --> 00:38:15,335
[mark] no, I don't want
no chunks in it.
1124
00:38:15,403 --> 00:38:17,537
I know what he's done
for pushing that apple...
1125
00:38:17,605 --> 00:38:18,404
-Yeah.
-Because I see him.
1126
00:38:18,406 --> 00:38:19,439
I mentioned it to him,
1127
00:38:19,441 --> 00:38:21,741
He stopped immediately.
1128
00:38:21,743 --> 00:38:23,242
Right on the nose.
1129
00:38:23,244 --> 00:38:24,811
I'm getting
plenty apple on mine.
1130
00:38:24,879 --> 00:38:27,013
I'm getting the brown sugar
and I'm getting the cinnamon.
1131
00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:29,882
Yeah. I think
it's a little cinnamon-y.
1132
00:38:29,884 --> 00:38:31,684
It's always about
that proper balance
1133
00:38:31,786 --> 00:38:33,753
With that cinnamon, man.
And I mean it's hard to do.
1134
00:38:33,755 --> 00:38:35,822
But cinnamon
has got to be there.
1135
00:38:35,824 --> 00:38:36,889
[howard] yeah.
1136
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:38,057
It ain't apple pie
without cinnamon.
1137
00:38:39,094 --> 00:38:39,992
Oh, you can drink that.
1138
00:38:40,061 --> 00:38:41,394
I can drink all of 'em.
1139
00:38:41,429 --> 00:38:43,196
Howard just has
that apple flavor.
1140
00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:44,364
-Mmm-hmm.
-It just has apple.
1141
00:38:44,366 --> 00:38:46,165
It could use
a little bit more alcohol.
1142
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:48,201
That don't change the fact
that that's a grade a
1143
00:38:48,236 --> 00:38:49,469
Apple pie right there.
1144
00:38:49,471 --> 00:38:50,937
It's still good and sweet.
1145
00:38:50,939 --> 00:38:52,205
It's good. I like it.
1146
00:38:52,207 --> 00:38:53,673
Best of luck, gentlemen.
1147
00:38:55,310 --> 00:38:56,508
-Cheers, brother.
-Cheers.
1148
00:38:56,578 --> 00:38:58,111
Cheers to the winner,
winner, chicken dinner, baby.
1149
00:38:58,113 --> 00:38:59,679
-Good luck to everybody.
-This is it.
1150
00:38:59,748 --> 00:39:01,547
I believe
we've got it rock solid.
1151
00:39:01,583 --> 00:39:03,116
I'm gonna go fetch them.
1152
00:39:04,552 --> 00:39:06,386
Found them.
1153
00:39:06,388 --> 00:39:08,755
Welcome back, gentlemen.
1154
00:39:08,757 --> 00:39:10,423
You notice your jars'
a little light,
1155
00:39:10,425 --> 00:39:12,158
That's because everybody's
going back for a second,
1156
00:39:12,226 --> 00:39:13,459
Thirds, fourths.
1157
00:39:13,528 --> 00:39:16,629
Richard, freaking awesome.
1158
00:39:16,631 --> 00:39:18,297
That's all
I got to freaking say.
1159
00:39:18,299 --> 00:39:20,867
You got plenty alcohol,
apple pretty good,
1160
00:39:20,869 --> 00:39:23,069
Not too sweet, not too tart.
1161
00:39:23,071 --> 00:39:25,405
The only downside
I've come up to you,
1162
00:39:25,407 --> 00:39:28,007
It finished a little bit dry.
1163
00:39:28,009 --> 00:39:30,843
Mikey, damn fine job.
1164
00:39:30,845 --> 00:39:33,413
You're proof was spot on.
1165
00:39:33,415 --> 00:39:37,016
Believe you left a lot
of the apple in your kettle.
1166
00:39:37,018 --> 00:39:38,885
I'm not getting apple,
I'm getting sugar,
1167
00:39:38,887 --> 00:39:44,290
Just a little too sweet,
but damn fine drink.
1168
00:39:44,358 --> 00:39:47,393
Howard,
you got that wrapped down,
1169
00:39:47,462 --> 00:39:49,228
Apple, little nutmeg.
1170
00:39:49,230 --> 00:39:50,897
You nailed it.
1171
00:39:50,899 --> 00:39:52,131
But it doesn't even
look nothing
1172
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:53,499
Like what you started with.
1173
00:39:53,534 --> 00:39:55,501
I was trying
to make apple pie.
1174
00:39:57,238 --> 00:39:58,404
I mean, you put apples in it
1175
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,406
Because there's little chunks
in it and we saw.
1176
00:40:00,408 --> 00:40:04,444
Well,
I'll take my bow in grace.
1177
00:40:04,446 --> 00:40:06,579
[mark] howard,
little pieces of apple
1178
00:40:06,581 --> 00:40:08,414
Is acceptable in apple pie.
1179
00:40:08,450 --> 00:40:10,082
We still love you.
1180
00:40:10,084 --> 00:40:11,851
-[tickle] good job.
-Thank you, old buddy.
1181
00:40:11,853 --> 00:40:13,753
All right, gentlemen,
1182
00:40:13,755 --> 00:40:17,390
We got to crown a winner,
a lot of deliberation.
1183
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:20,159
A lot of separation,
a lot of fleshing out,
1184
00:40:20,195 --> 00:40:23,262
It was tough,
but that being said,
1185
00:40:23,331 --> 00:40:24,964
Ain't everybody
gonna be a winner.
1186
00:40:24,966 --> 00:40:28,701
Somebody's gonna win
that fine tickle 3000 there.
1187
00:40:28,736 --> 00:40:29,702
[tickle] yeah.
1188
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,372
Richard,
1189
00:40:33,408 --> 00:40:35,374
Mikey,
1190
00:40:35,376 --> 00:40:40,112
All I can tell you
is you both got skunked.
1191
00:40:40,114 --> 00:40:41,914
-Howard's the winner.
-What?
1192
00:40:41,916 --> 00:40:43,416
-[digger] congratulations.
-[richard] congratulations.
1193
00:40:43,418 --> 00:40:45,318
[laughs] I did it, man.
1194
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,819
Man, today's best day
of my life.
1195
00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:48,020
Beside my son being born,
1196
00:40:48,022 --> 00:40:49,388
This is the topnotch
right here.
1197
00:40:49,390 --> 00:40:50,423
This is what
I've always wanted.
1198
00:40:50,425 --> 00:40:51,724
This is what I came here for.
1199
00:40:51,726 --> 00:40:53,793
Oh, my god.
1200
00:40:53,828 --> 00:40:55,461
Going up against these guys
in this competition.
1201
00:40:55,463 --> 00:40:58,164
For me to be
the master distiller I am now,
1202
00:40:58,166 --> 00:40:59,165
The sky is the limit.
1203
00:40:59,233 --> 00:41:00,566
I wanna keep coming back
and compete
1204
00:41:00,568 --> 00:41:03,135
Against everybody else
until I'm the number one
1205
00:41:03,137 --> 00:41:04,303
That wins them all.
1206
00:41:04,305 --> 00:41:05,471
Who's got a... Who's got apple
left in their bags?
1207
00:41:05,473 --> 00:41:07,373
All right. You want me
to show you how to use it?
1208
00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,108
-Anybody got an apple?
-I got in my basket.
1209
00:41:09,110 --> 00:41:10,243
All right.
Give that to tickle,
1210
00:41:10,245 --> 00:41:12,345
He's gonna stand over there
and put that on his head.
1211
00:41:12,380 --> 00:41:14,013
-Put that apple on top.
-Bull[bleep].
1212
00:41:14,015 --> 00:41:15,014
[laughter]
1213
00:41:15,016 --> 00:41:16,315
[digger] congratulations.
1214
00:41:16,317 --> 00:41:18,251
Thank you, fellas.
Man, it means the world to me.
1215
00:41:18,253 --> 00:41:19,952
Y'all get on out of here
and get to drinking.
1216
00:41:19,954 --> 00:41:21,954
Me and mark's
gotta mop this place up.
1217
00:41:21,956 --> 00:41:24,056
Get your gun.
Get your gun, howard.
1218
00:41:24,058 --> 00:41:25,224
[richard] yeah,
get our gun, howard.
1219
00:41:25,293 --> 00:41:27,426
-Get our gun.
-Get our gun.
1220
00:41:27,428 --> 00:41:28,694
Thank y'all, fellas.