- Munchy, why are these so hard to open?
- When a strange man sells you a giant bag of fortune cookies
at a huge discount, you don't ask questions.
- I feel like that's the perfect time to ask questions.
- Hold up, I have an idea.
- Ooh, thank you.
- Munchy, I think these cookies are really old.
- Why do you say that?
- Mine says,
"You will soon receive a DVD player."
- "Back up your computer. Y2K is coming."
- Well, you know what they say about fortune cookies.
The older they are, the better they taste.
- Who told you that?
- The guy who sold me the cookies.
[gags]
These taste like my brother's socks.
- Are you okay?
- I'm good.
I just gotta find my glass of water.
[notification chimes]
- Hey, we got a KidDING.
Vitamin tester. - [gagging]
- All we would have to do is take a vitamin.
- Sounds like a good gig. [notification chimes]
- Whoa, we got another KidDING.
Someone wants to hire us for princesses
at a kid's birthday party.
- We've been practicing our princess waves
since we were, like, four.
together: [high-pitched] Hello.
- You're naturals.
- No way.
The person hiring us is Ms. Castillo.
- As in our first grade teacher Ms. Castillo?
Isn't she a little old for a princess party?
- No, it's for her daughter.
Ms. Castillo was the best.
She's the one who started my love affair with homework.
- [scoffs]
Well, I still remember our arguments over silent letters.
She tried to tell me the word "knuckle" starts with a K.
I don't think so, lady.
- I'm back.
- And I'm back too.
I see my little bro and his friends are eating cookies
when they should be paying my daddy back.
Or did you forget that you set his boat on fire?
- Nope. - Of course not.
- Well, to make sure you never forget,
here's an unfriendly reminder.
- For your information, Jaget, we've booked two jobs.
- Then I guess you don't have time to eat these cookies.
Luckily, I have no plans whatsoever.
- Wait, don't take those.
- Because they're so good.
- Yes, so very good. - Yum, yum.
- Too bad, so sad,
but me glad.
[gags] These taste like my socks!
[upbeat music]
- Excuse me.
Hello, science people?
Munchy, can you get their attention?
- On it.
Butts! Butts! Butts! Butts! Butts! Butts! Butt--
- Could you please stop shouting "butts"?
- One more. Butts!
The floor is yours.
- You must be the KidDING kids. Sorry to keep you waiting.
Everyone has been working around the clock
to get this new vitamin test ready.
- What kind are we taking? Vitamin A? C? K?
K is my favorite.
- It's a new one we invented.
You see, I work for the Radish Farmers of America.
- Lucky you!
- [snorting chuckle]
Our new vitamin does the impossible.
It makes kids want to eat vegetables.
That way we can sell more radishes.
- Oh, it's a profit deal.
You corporate fat cats are all the same.
- So you don't want to get paid today?
- We do. - Yes.
- I love fat cats.
- Great.
Let me introduce you to the scientist
that's been working on this project for the last two years,
Dr. Proctor.
- I'm very excited you test subjects are here.
Please have a seat.
Please take the vitamin.
- The vitamin should take effect immediately
and so could the side effects.
- Wait, what side effects?
- Side effects could include extreme dizziness, nausea,
swollen ear lobes, et cetera.
- I do not want to get et cetera.
- You have two plates in front of you.
In a moment, we're going to ask you which one you prefer.
Plate number one is full of fresh vegetables.
- Including radishes, the raddest of all vegetables.
- Plate number two has--
[together] Nachos!
- Before you make your decision,
consider that delicious plate of--
- Give us the nachos, lady!
- I paid millions of dollars
for a vitamin that makes kids want to eat nachos?
- Speaking of dollars, where's ours?
- Would you consider being paid in radishes?
- Great question.
No.
- We're taking these nachos.
♪ ♪
[vegetable thumps]
- Hey, remember those veggie vitamins we took yesterday
that didn't work?
- Yeah.
- They might've worked.
[screaming]
- ♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up and friends are on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
- I can't stop eating vegetables!
- Me neither! - It's that vitamin we took!
It must've taken a while to kick in!
- Hi, girls. Heard you screaming.
What in the summer squash is going on?
- Dad, I think we took a vitamin yesterday
that's making us eat a ton of vegetables.
- Girls, this is really serious.
You ate all the ingredients to my Alan salad.
- What's an Alan salad? - No, no, no, no, don't ask.
- Glad you asked.
The Alan salad was named after me, Alan.
You got your Caesar salad, you got your Cobb salad,
and I want to give the world the Alan salad.
But you ate my one shot at fame!
- Do you guys notice anything different today?
- We can't stop eating vegetables.
- Yeah, me too.
But I'm also falling down a lot.
- Are you okay? - I'm good.
- Whoa.
Oh, super dizzy. - Yeah, me too.
Didn't that lady say a side effect of the vitamin
could be extreme dizziness?
- This dizziness definitely feels extreme.
[upbeat music]
- The lab that gave us those vitamins is closed all weekend.
- Typical fat cat move.
- We need those scientists to make us better.
[footsteps on stairs]
- A package came for you
and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a scientist.
Luckily, I happen to know a great one.
Talkin' about me.
- Yes, Fisher. We--
- When you say my name, a rainbow erupts in my heart.
- We took a vitamin that makes us crave vegetables.
- It also makes us extremely dizzy.
- It's weird. The dizziness comes and goes,
but the urge to eat vegetables is always there.
- Hmm, let me do an experiment.
Stand, please.
- Uh-oh. Feeling dizzy again.
- I can fix this.
But I'll need to run tests on someone who took the vitamin--
someone with the face of an angel,
a soul that inspires poetry,
grace of a-- - I'll do it.
- What? No, I was talking about--
- Test away, my young friend.
I always wanted to donate my body to science.
Hey, buddy, thanks for saying I have the face of an angel.
- What's in this package?
It's addressed to both of us.
"Enclosed are your dresses
for the birthday party this afternoon."
Signed Ms. Castillo.
[gasps] The princess job.
- Right. That's today.
- I don't want her to see me stuffing my face with veggies.
- I don't want to see her at all.
- She was my favorite teacher.
I was the best line leader in her class.
She still talks about how straight my line was.
- There is no way she still talks about your lines.
- Agree to disagree. - [scoffs]
♪ ♪
- Right this way, princesses.
Lex, it is so great to see my star student.
- You're my star teacher. - Oh!
I still talk about how straight your lines were.
- Oh, really?
Still talking about that, huh?
- And there you are, Presley.
- Hello, Ms. Castillo.
- You still having trouble with those silent letters?
- No, because in the real world, they don't exist.
- Well, I am so happy you girls are here.
When I found out about your KidDING business,
I--oh, are you okay?
Why--why are you holding on to each other?
- Because we support each other.
- Uh-huh.
And we show our support by supporting.
- [chuckles] That's sweet.
And strange.
Well, Carina is gonna lose her mind when she sees you.
This is my husband, Felipe.
- Oh, hello, girls.
Now, which one of you is the star student?
- Right here.
- Oh, I've heard about your lines.
And you must be her friend.
I've heard about you too. - Heard what?
- Let me introduce you to Carina and her friends.
- Heard what?
♪ ♪
- This is nice. Couple of guys, you know,
spending some guy time together.
- Yes, much better than being with the love of my life.
- Hey, what does this button do?
- No, no, no, no, no! [glass shatters]
Apparently, that's the button
that destroys several weeks of my research.
- Sorry, dude.
But cool bed!
You like spaceships too?
- Let's see if this antidote works.
How do you feel?
- Great.
But I do seem to have lost my power of sight.
- What?
- It's cool, I just can't see out of my eyes.
♪ ♪
- Okay, presents are over here. The cake will go over there.
That's the vegetable garden.
- The what now?
- Vegetable garden.
I have carrots, turnips, rutabagas,
and the raddest of them all, radishes.
- They're still growing, right? They're not ready to eat.
- Oh, they're ready. Nice and ripe.
All you gotta do is pick 'em and eat 'em.
[smacks lips and squeals softly]
But don't do it!
That garden means the world to me,
so keep the kids out of there.
Okay, I'll go bring Carina and her friends over.
Ooh, it's princess time! [giggles]
- All I can think about is eating those vegetables.
- So they just grow underground.
No wonder why kids don't like them.
They're dirt plants.
And I want 'em!
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
- They're beautiful and juicy and ripe.
- They call to me.
"Presley, dig us up! Presley, chew us!
Presley, come live with us in the dirt and be our friend."
- No, we can't. Ms. Castillo is counting on me.
She's the reason I want to be a teacher
if professional dog hugger doesn't work out.
- Princess Lex and Princess Presley,
this is Carina.
- Are you real princesses?
- Of course.
If we weren't, could we do this?
Oh, no.
- Honey, there's a situation with the cake.
- What's the problem?
- Well, you know how I hid the cake
so Carina wouldn't find it?
- No. - Well, I did.
Now I can't find it.
- Be right back, girls. [chuckles falsely]
Unbelievable.
- I need those vegetables.
Ooh, I got a plan.
- Does it involve me eating vegetables?
- Yes. - Then I like your plan.
- Gather 'round, children.
My fellow princess and I would love to wish Carina
the happiest of birthdays.
[together] Huzzah!
- How would you kids like to play a game?
[cheers and applause]
Great.
Who has heard of the game
Garden, Garden, Dig, Dig?
- Never heard of it.
- If you dig up the vegetables fast enough,
we win--you win.
- Sounds like a weird game.
- Carina, you can't talk back to a princess.
- You should listen to your friend, Carina.
- Ready, set, go!
[squealing and giggling]
[indistinct chatter]
They are really getting in there.
Maybe this was a bad idea.
- Don't go soft on me now, princess.
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
both: Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
♪ ♪
- Has anyone seen the new Alan salad I made?
- No, but I haven't seen anything for a couple hours
since your son blinded me.
- Ah, to be young again.
Well, carry on.
- [chuckles] That tickles.
- Control yourself.
I'm trying to find a cure for that vitamin you took.
And that blindness I caused.
Okay, how many fingers am I holding up?
- All of them, but some of them are folded over.
- All right. Your sight is restored.
Do you crave vegetables? - Not at all.
- Are you dizzy?
- Nope. I could do a fun run right now.
- Yes, it worked!
I mean, I'm pleased that science has persevered.
- Well, I gotta go. Lex, Presley, and I have a job.
We're testing a new vitamin today.
- Wait, that already happened.
What day do you think it is?
- Fajita Friday.
- Oh, no. It's Saturday.
You lost an entire day of memory.
Gotta keep working.
- Hey, what does this button do?
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no! [glass shatters]
- Hey, you're into-- - Yes, I'm into spaceships!
♪ ♪
- Come on, kids.
- Not much time left in the game.
- Great idea coming up with this.
- We dug up all the veggies.
Did we do it fast enough to win the game?
- Sure.
[cheers and applause]
- Carina, is it time for cake?
- Yeah, my mom and dad should be bringing it out any second.
- Give us princesses a moment.
This is a big problem, Presley.
We can't let Ms. Castillo see her garden like this.
She'll never talk about my straight lines again.
- So there's a bright side.
- Who's ready for cake?
[cheers and applause]
- Come on.
Stop!
You can't go out there.
- What? Why?
- Because we have a splendid idea.
We bring out the cake and you guys stay here.
- But it's our daughter's birthday.
- Yeah, and I made this carrot cake.
- Uh, carrot cake?
- Yes. It's Carina's favorite.
- Is carrot cake just a funny name you call a cake?
I mean, there aren't real carrots in there, right?
- Of course there are, lots of delicious carrots.
- Excuse us.
If I know Carina, she would want us to have that cake.
- That does sound like her.
- What are you whispering about?
- [posh British accent] Princess secrets.
- [aggressively] Give us the cake.
[singsongy] I mean give us thy cake.
[normally] We will take it over
and present it to Carina princess-style
while you wait here.
- It is just part of our princess birthday duties.
- But I don't understand-- - All will be explained later.
Princess Lex, give me hand with this.
together: Ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta.
♪ ♪
- I did it.
I created an antidote with no side effects.
This will cure Lex's dizziness and vegetable craving.
- Ooh, what does this one do?
- Don't touch that.
It erases 24 hours of memory.
- Oh, wow. Who lost their memory?
- Not important.
- Good news.
I found my Alan salad! It was in the fridge.
- Cool. What's an Alan salad--
- No, no, no, no, no. Don't ask.
- Glad you asked, Munchy. - [sighs]
An Alan salad is made up of--
- You guys have fun. I have a princess to save.
♪ ♪
- Yay, my cake!
- She's coming for our cake!
- We need a new plan.
- Okay, we'll grab it, run away,
and then eat it behind the bush.
- That's the best plan I ever heard.
- Can we have some cake?
- If you can catch us.
Go, go, go!
- They're stealing my birthday cake!
- Go, go, go, go, go!
[screaming]
We just gotta get through that gate.
Oh, no!
[screaming]
- Whoa. - Oh.
- Dizzy again.
- What is going on? - Carina's cake.
- Who--who--who dug up my beautiful garden?
- They told us to, Mom.
- [gasps]
Presley, I expected this type of behavior from you,
but not you, Lex.
- I'm so sorry, Ms. Castillo.
I never wanted to disappoint you,
but look at me.
I broke bad.
- I am going to have to flunk you
and by that, I mean fire you.
- What? No!
- Hey, cheer up.
Teachers have been disappointed in me my whole life.
You get used to it.
- Lex, Lex!
I'm here with the cure. Get ready to be scienced.
- How about me?
- [sighs] I guess.
- Hey, I'm not craving vegetables anymore.
And I'm not dizzy.
- I'm cured too.
What's the red one? Cherry?
- You don't want that.
It'll wipe a full day's worth of memory.
- It will? Give me that.
- No, no, no.
I know exactly what you're thinking.
We are not wiping the memory of my favorite teacher.
- If I do, you'll go back to being her favorite student.
- Wipe away.
- Princess power!
- What did you just do to my husband?
- There is a perfectly reasonable--princess power!
- If anyone asks, I was never here.
- What happened here?
- Who--who--who dug up my beautiful garden?
- Raccoons. - Yep, raccoons.
I mean, how else would you explain what you see?
- That is the only logical explanation.
- Now, I believe you're about to pay us.
- Was I?
both: Yes.
♪ ♪
- Hey, what's wrong?
- I feel awful.
- Do you have cake in your shoes too?
- No, for Carina.
- Oh, right.
- Hey, birthday girl.
We're really sorry for ruining your party.
- We want to make things right.
- We know that no amount of money
is going to make things better, but--
- $20 each, $40 for me.
- That's all the money we made.
- Pay up.
- Are we even? - We're getting there.
Hey, Mom. - Yes, honey?
- Since the raccoons ruined my birthday,
the princess agreed to come back tomorrow.
Isn't that right?
- I guess it is, Carina.
- And they agreed to do it for free.
- We did. - Yes.
And you also agreed to bake me a new cake with a castle on it.
- Don't push your luck, Carina.
- We'll be back tomorrow
and we'll make it a special birthday.
[cheers and applause]
- Until then...
both: Ta-ta, ta-ta, ta-ta.
- Ta-ta! - Ta-ta!