- All right. I've got three grilled cheeses,
two with no crust and one with just crust.
- What? I'm a crust guy.
- Jaget in! - Jaget's here.
Maybe if we don't move, he won't see us!
- Boat. Payment. Money. Now.
- We pay you tomorrow.
- Then you get these back tomorrow.
- What?
- My crust.
- Oh, and Munchy, check your pocket.
- It is filled with pudding.
- I filled your pocket with pudding!
[huckles] Classic Jaget.
- He is out of control.
- Hey, I saw what Jaget did,
and I totally understand what you're going through.
Have you guys met Buckles? - Yeah, she owns FroYo Yoyo,
where they put a yo-yo in every froyo.
- She's also trying to run the Mooery out of business.
She's driving me nuts. Well, she's gonna find out,
where I'm from, you don't play like that!
- Hey, guys!
- Oh, no. She's here!
- Guess what, Ty?
I decided to send you a mean singing telegram,
but then I got sad I wouldn't see the look on your face
when you got it, so here I am.
Come stand over here.
You're on, Penny!
- ♪ Here's a message for Ty and the place that you work ♪
♪ The Mooery's stupid and you're kind of a jerk ♪
♪ From Buckles! ♪
- You know, the worst part about that is...
that song's gonna be stuck in my head all week.
- Hey, I heard that mean song
you had that girl sing to milkshake guy.
It reminds me of the time I hired a sewer clown
to follow around Munchy. He didn't sleep for a week.
- It ruined sewers for me.
- Wow. You're impressive.
- Tell me something I don't know.
- Uh...I love breadsticks, but I hate bread.
And I love cowboys, but I hate cows.
[cow mooing]
- Shut up!
- I like everything about you.
How do you feel about milkshakes?
- What flavor? - Stolen
- What--hey!
- Ooh! - Care to join me?
Jaget out!
- That's obnoxious.
I love it! Buckles out!
- Whoa, Jaget and Buckles just walked out together.
- We just witnessed the dawn of... Juckles.
♪ ♪
- Hey, Fisher, what are you doing?
- I'm modifying this microwave so my dad
can cook a turkey in seven seconds.
I told him there'd be a good chance of it exploding,
but he said it's worth it.
- Wait, wait. I need your help.
I broke this bullhorn I use
when I yell at kids in the cafeteria.
- You want me to fix it?
- No, I tried to order a replacement online,
but instead of clicking on "bullhorn,"
I accidentally clicked on "mechanical bull."
You know, the Internet is a very confusing place.
- Can't you just return it? - Well, I was going to,
but I couldn't resist riding it first.
I mean, how often do I get to wear my cowboy hat?
After it threw me off, I got upset,
grabbed a baseball bat,
and, well...
here we are.
- Okay. Okay.
I can help you,
but, in exchange, I want a cowboy hat.
- Can do, partner.
♪ ♪
- Come on, Munchy.
Jaget will be here any second, and we owe him money.
- Let me just figure out how to open my piggy bank.
- Where are you kids? - No time!
- Hey! It's empty.
- Oh, right.
I spent all my money on the piggy bank.
- Well, that was worth it. It was really fun to smash.
- Aha! I found you!
- Jaget, we know that you want...
- I got something to say to you kids.
Your friendship makes my world go round.
- What's happening? - Wait.
Is this a trick where we let our guard down
and then you kick us? 'Cause you've done that before.
- You kids are funny. I like you.
You know who else I like? Buckles.
- So I'm guessing your date went well.
- It went amazing.
Life's so much better since I met her.
The air is sweeter, sun is shinier,
sandwiches are sandwichier.
- Okay.
Well, look, we know that you're here
to collect the boat payment--
- It's all good. Money's just a thing.
I'm all about feelings now. Feelings are real.
- Okay.
So if you're not here for the payment,
then why did you come?
- I wanted to know if you saw
the sunrise this morning.
I saw oranges, reds, and a little bit of myself.
- Well, thanks for stopping by.
- Oh, and Munchy, check your pocket.
- Oh, no.
- Those are from me, because I love you, bro!
Jaget out...
of his mind with happiness.
- Okay, so let me get this straight...
Jaget was friendly?
And he didn't try to kick you? 'Cause he's done that.
- It's true.
It was like he was a different person.
He wasn't Jaget. He was nice Jaget.
- Yeah, the only time I've ever seen him that happy
was the time he karate chopped a hummingbird out of the air.
- Well, our lives are going to be a lot better
as long as Buckles and Jaget stay together.
- Cheers.
- Hey, have you seen Jaget?
I'm breaking up with him.
- ♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
- So, Buckles, when you said you're breaking up with Jaget,
you meant you're breaking up with him as a friend
because now you're officially a couple, right?
- No. It's more like I'm dumping him,
and, if I saw him fall over, I wouldn't help him up.
- What happened?
- Well, things were great at first,
but now he's just bleh.
- Okay. Now hold on a minute.
My brother can be an ugh and an oof,
but he's definitely not a bleh.
- He's a bleh to me. So when Jaget gets here,
I'm gonna use my singing telegram girl
to break up with him for me.
Get ready, Penny!
- ♪ I'm all warmed up ♪
- Um... excuse us for a second.
- Oh, sure. I'll just yell at the cow.
Hey, cow!
No one likes you, and you smell!
[cow mooing]
- Guys, we can't let Buckles break up with Jaget.
- I got a taste of nice Jaget. I can't go back.
I won't. I won't, I tell you!
- Okay. Okay.
I'll talk to Buckles. I'm good at this stuff.
Hey, girl! Love the belt buckle.
- What do you want?
- Can you give Jaget one more chance?
And maybe we can convince him
to be less bleh and more yeah...
- Hmm... let me think about it.
No.
- We'll set up a fancy dinner, all expenses paid.
- Including all-you-can-eat breadsticks.
- I'm in.
♪ ♪
[phone ringing]
- Hi, Tedward.
You better have that cowboy hat ready,
because I'm almost done
putting your mechanical bull back together.
No, I'm up in my bedroom.
What do you mean, it's way too big
to fit through the door?
I'll call you back.
- Look, guys.
If we want to keep nice Jaget around,
we've got to figure out a way he can win back Buckles.
- I got it.
We get Fisher to build a robot
that looks just like her.
- Any other ideas...
that aren't robots?
- Oh, okay.
We dress up Jaget as an English housekeeper,
send him to Buckle's house so he learns everything about her,
and then he starts saying, "hel-loooo."
- So our ideas are to build a robot
and the plot to "Mrs. Doubtfire?"
- Okay. If we aren't doing robots,
which I think is a mistake, we should tell Jaget
that Buckles wants to break up with him,
but we can help win her back.
- Are you sure Jaget can handle the truth?
- I know my brother.
He's tough. He can take it.
- Ahhhhh!
I can't take it.
- I was wrong. He could not take it.
- I'm sorry, Jaget, but it's the truth.
Buckles is thinking about breaking up.
- If she breaks up with me, I have nothing to focus on
except giving you kids a hard time.
Hey, don't you owe me a boat payment?
- Uh... we have something more important to talk about,
like our plan to help you win back Buckles.
- Yes, it's a three-step plan.
We're going to work on your sense of humor,
make you a man of the world, and give you a makeover.
- Makeover?
- Number one, sense of humor.
Girls love to laugh.
- I'm already funny. Watch this.
Where'd you get those shoes, the idiot store?
Where'd you get that shirt, the idiot store?
- Okay. I'm gonna stop you right there.
Not all humor has to insult people.
- Where'd you hear that?
The idiot store?
- Listen, you don't have to make fun of someone
to be funny.
Take my favorite comic, Muffin Top.
He uses props to make the world laugh.
- Sounds stupid.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
What's that you say?
[punchy music]
- Okay. That's pretty good.
- Number two, we want Buckles to think
you're a man of the world.
We want you to seem sophisticated
and well-traveled.
- I've been all over Pennsylvania,
including Lebanon, birthplace of baloney.
- Since we don't have time for you to actually travel,
we're gonna show you some different videos
from places around the world.
- This first one is Paris, France.
- Nice try, but that's two places.
♪ ♪
- No, Paris is a city in France.
- You already lost me.
♪ ♪
- Number three, makeover! - Makeover!
♪ ♪
- Oh, my goodness! - You look great.
- So good!
- You're both right. I'm a beautiful man.
- Are you sure this is gonna work?
- Yeah, Buckles is going to love
the new and improved Jaget.
And then, once they're back together and happy,
Jaget will be nice to us
and Buckles will be nice to you.
- Good. Because last night,
she sent that singing telegram girl
outside my window at 3:00 a.m.
and then again at 4:00 a.m.
and then again at 5:00 a.m.
- Guys, here she comes. - Okay.
Remember, big bro, show Buckles that you're funny and romantic.
- What's up, jerks?
- Bonjour, senorita.
That's French and Spanish for, "sup?"
- What are you wearing? - This is my new look.
What do you think? - I think I'm leaving.
- Buckles, you promised to give Jaget a chance.
- Ugh... fine. I'll stay for one breadstick.
- Great.
I have your table ready right over here.
- A little something to set the mood.
[strumming ukulele]
♪ ♪
- This is nice. It reminds me of Paris,
which is in a country called France.
Know how they say crosswalk over there?
- No. How? - I have no idea,
probably something like [French accent] crosswalk.
- I'm learning so much today.
You want to eat that ukulele?
- Good evening.
Would you like to hear the specials?
- We would.
- The special tonight is dinner.
- Sounds delicious. We'll take two.
- Excellent choice.
- Can I offer my lady a breadstick?
- Finally!
- It's a breadstick, get it? It's funny.
And nobody's feelings got hurt.
- I think it's working.
- See, it's bread with a stick in it.
- No, I get it.
Yeah, I just don't joke about breadsticks.
- Um... I didn't catch that.
Can you repeat that in my good ear?
- I'm gonna stop you right there.
I didn't bring the singing telegram girl
to break up with you,
so I'm gonna have to do it myself.
♪ I really hate to eat and run ♪
♪ But you and I are all done ♪
Bye!
- Wait! - Sorry, Jaget.
We really thought this was gonna work.
But just because Buckles broke up with you
doesn't mean you have to go back to being mean Jaget.
We really like the new, nice Jaget.
- Don't worry. Because mean Jaget is gone.
Now all that's left is mean Jaget plus!
- Well, introducing the first of seven courses.
- Mean Jaget plus out!
And I'm taking these props!
They're hilarious.
- I feel kind of bad about Jaget.
- I know, but we tried our best to keep Buckles
from breaking up with him. - I'm worried.
He said he's gonna be worse than before.
- Yeah, but he did say that right after Buckles
broke up with him.
I know my brother. This'll all blow over.
- Hey! Hey! That's our slushy machine!
- No, this is my slushy machine!
- Munchy, how are you always so wrong about your brother?
- He's a complex man.
- You were late with my daddy's boat payment,
so I'm taking this as penalty. - What?
- Yeah, and next, I'm taking your shoes.
- Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
- What was that?
- No idea. Let's find out.
- This is the best thing ever!
- What's the best thing ever? I'ma take that too.
- Yeah! Yee-haw!
- Fisher, what is going on?
- Tedward bought a mechanical bull,
destroyed it, asked me to fix it.
And I did! I totally Fisherized it!
I can ramp it up so fast no one could possibly stay on.
- False!
I could stay on any mechanical bull
at any setting.
If I wasn't so sad, I'd get on that thing and blow your minds.
- Yeah he's legit amazing at riding these things.
All those years of holding stop signs
has given him an incredible grip.
- Well, Buckle said she loves cowboys.
It's too bad we couldn't get her here
to see Jaget ride the bull.
- Wait! Buckles, belt buckles, cowboys, rodeo,
Rodeo Drive, Beverly Hills...wait.
I went too far. I got to go back.
Beverly hills, Rodeo Drive, rodeo!
We should hold a rodeo night at the Mooery
and get Buckles there!
- Yes, she'll see Jaget riding the bull like a cowboy
and be so impressed she'll want to get back together.
What do you think, Jaget? - I don't know.
Your last plan didn't go so well.
all: Aw...
- But I am amazing at riding mechanical bulls.
[all gasp]
- But I can't take Buckles rejecting me again.
all: Aw...
- But I won't have to, 'cause this plan's gonna work.
Let's do it!
[cheering]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Wow! This is so cool.
- I'm not usually a hat guy,
but this is more of a house for my hair.
- You ready for your ride?
- I reckon I am, partner.
Thanks for fixing my bull. And as promised...
Partner.
- Partner.
- It's bull riding time.
[cheering and applause]
[instrumental country music]
♪ ♪
- Let's give it up for Principal Tedward!
[cheering and applause]
- Yee-Haw!
I mean, that was very thrilling.
- Is Buckles here yet?
- Oh, no, but she should be soon.
- How do you know? - We stole her wallet.
- But all you need to worry about is riding that bull.
- On it. I'ma show Buckles
a master class in how to hang on to a bull.
I call it Jag-grip-su.
Lesson number one, stare down the bull and get into his head.
- He knows the bull's not real, right?
- Like I said, he's a complex man.
- Buckles is here. Be cool!
- Why'd you kids take my wallet?
- Oh, no. That was your wallet?
We'll give it back.
- But first, what is this event that's going on?
Is that a cowboy?
[cheering and applause]
- Buckles, we know you love cowboys.
So you might as well stay
and watch cowboy Jaget ride the bull.
- Well, there's a chance he might get hurt, so... okay!
- Next up... Jaget!
[cheering and applause]
- Are you ready?
- I'm always ready, science kid.
♪ ♪
- Ah, this is boring.
You know what? Keep my wallet.
- I need to impress Buckles. Crank it up!
[cheering and applause]
- No, still boring.
- More juice!
- No! Remember, I modified it
so no one could possibly survive!
- I said, more juice!
- Okay. You asked for it.
- I'm gonna live forever--
[all gasp]
- Okay. Glad I stayed.
- Why'd you give it so much juice?
- Jaget, are you okay?
- No. I haven't been okay
since I started listening to you three.
If you thought my mean was at a ten before,
I'm about to invent a number even bigger than ten.
- You mean like 11?
- Like a Jag-jillion.
- Wow.
You are really mean to these kids.
- Yeah, so? - So I like it.
- Really? - Yeah, your meanness
is what made me like you in the first place,
but then, after we went out, you couldn't stop talking
about sunsets and puppies.
- Well, if you want mean, you ain't seen nothing yet.
- No! Wait! We don't want mean!
- Do we get a vote?
- For the record, I vote no.
- Want to yell at the cow on the way out?
- I'd be delighted. Hey, cow!
Where'd you get that moo,
the idiot store?
[cow mooing]
[both cackle]
- We are definitely gonna regret this, right?
- Most definitely. - For sure.
both: Juckles out!