-Hello, and welcome to my presentation.
Have you ever wondered how close we are
to paying back my dad for the boat we exploded?
Well, now I can show you in
chart form!
-Whoa! We're so close.
Look, the red is almost to the top!
-Yes! -Uh, no.
The white is how much of the boat we've paid off.
So we still have this much to go.
-Why would you make a chart like that?
-Because when you have a fever, which is bad,
the temperature goes up.
So the payments, which are good,
make the temperature go down.
-From now on, I'm in charge of charts.
-Oh, hey, Dad.
I thought you were hanging out with your boat buddies today.
-I changed my mind.
It's no fun hanging out with boat buddies
when you don't have a boat.
Speaking of boats,
I saw the Professional Federation of Thumb Wrestling
is having a tournament in Altoonisburg.
Do you know what the prize is for winning?
-A hug from a panda?
-No. A boat!
-A hug from a boat?
That doesn't make any sense.
-He's talking about winning a boat,
which would mean we wouldn't have
to do any more jobs to pay him back.
-Exactly.
And I heard Presley's an expert at thumb wrestling.
You should enter that tournament
and win me that boat.
-Tedward, my thumb wrestling past
is something I don't like to talk about.
-Okay. Well, if you're not comfortable--
-I was seven years old.
And the number one ranked junior thumb wrestler
in the state.
I called myself
Thumbderstorm!
I was in the championship match
against a jerk named Rago.
-Wait, Rago!
Before you fight, let Mama kiss your thumb for luck.
-Now my thumb is mighty!
♪ ♪
-Fight!
-I did my signature move,
pretending I had a thumb cramp.
When he tried to pin me,
I surprised him.
But my thumb slipped.
He pinned me and won.
-I was humiliated and vowed never to compete again.
-I got to admit, I wasn't expecting
such a dramatic thumb wrestling story.
-Presley, it was such a long time ago.
Can't you get back into the ring?
-There's too many painful memories.
Well, really just that one, but it's very painful.
But I can do the next best thing.
I'll train one of you.
-Oh! Pick me!
-Eh, fine. I don't want to touch
random people's thumbs.
-Yes! You hear that, boys?
We're going to the big leagues.
Maybe I shouldn't have left the big city.
Nothing exciting ever happens here.
♪ ♪
Oh, my gosh! Is that pop sensation, ZooZoo?
-Stop asking questions, milk man,
and get her a milkshake stat!
-I need to commandeer this. It's for a celebrity.
What happened?
-This hero saved my life.
I was in the crosswalk on my phone,
just looking at pictures of myself,
and almost got hit by a bookmobile!
-The only thing worse than libraries
are moving libraries.
-He pushed me out of the way at the last second.
How can I repay you?
Do you want tickets to my concert?
-Yeah, I'm not really a fan.
-Well, is there anything I can do to pay you back?
-Knowing the crosswalk is safe is the only payment I need.
-Okay.
-Wait!
I want a dune buggy.
-For real?
-I've always wanted a dune buggy
to patrol the crosswalks all around Altoonisburg.
-Sounds dumb.
But if that's what you want, that's what you'll get.
-I also want a hammerhead shark to go--
-You get one thing.
-Dune buggy it is.
-My old thumb wrestling trunk.
I haven't opened this since I was seven.
Me on the cover of "Thumb Wrestling Insider."
They called me an "up-and-thumber."
I have everything in here I need
to turn Munchy into a champion.
-Ooh, and I'll create a thumb wrestling costume for him.
-Oh, great idea.
Thumb wrestling is 50% having a great costume,
50% thumb strength,
and 50% agility.
-That's too many percents.
-I'm sorry, was your thumb on the cover
of "Thumb Wrestling Insider?"
Mm, didn't think so.
Now let's get to work.
Break the board! You got this, Munchy.
You got this. Follow through!
♪ ♪
Follow through. Come on!
-I just can't--
Sneak attack!
-I believe in you.
You believe in you.
Follow through. Break the board.
-Yah!
Yes!
-Munchy,
you're ready.
-♪ I got, you got me ♪
♪ We got this ♪
♪ I like the odds when we're side-by-side ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ Oh, we're taking off, gonna do this right ♪
♪ I like the sound of that ♪
♪ And when things go up in flames, we're on it ♪
♪ 'Cause I got you, got me, we got this ♪
-Hang on to your thumbs,
because I'm about to blow their minds.
Let me introduce you to your new character.
You're no longer Munchy from Altoonisburg.
-I'm not?
-No. You're from the Australian outback.
Your best friend is a kangaroo.
You're...
Crocodile Thumbdee!
-Wow!
Or should I say
crikey.
-Welcome, thumb wrestlers.
Sign up for the tournament here!
The grand prize is this boat!
-G'day, mate.
G'day, mate.
Put another shrimp on the barbie!
Look at that boat!
Crocodile Thumbdee reporting for duty.
-Make way for the champion!
-Is that Rago, the guy you lost to?
-Yep. That's him.
And his weird mom.
-Well, well, well, if it isn't Thumbderstorm,
all grown up.
Please tell me you're entering the tournament.
I would love to destroy you once again.
-She's not competing.
I am.
And you're going down
under.
-We don't have to wait for the tournament to start
in your American gymnasium.
We can thumb dance right now. Come!
Let's have a friendly practice match, huh?
-Munchy, no-- -Munchy, yes.
-Mama, kiss my thumb for luck.
-Anything for my precious baby.
♪ ♪
One, two--
-One, two, three!
My beautiful boy has won again.
Ow, ow, ow!
-Let him go. Rago, the match is over.
-If it breaks, it breaks.
Ah!
Crikey!
-The pain will eventually fade,
but the humiliation will last forever!
Come, Rago!
-Munchy, are you okay?
Who has a broken thumb
and needs to go to the hospital?
This guy--
You wrote, "Feel bet?"
-Well, I wanted to write "Feel better,"
but your thumb cast is just too small.
-I wish somebody could take Rago down.
-I know who can do it.
-Santa. -Vin Diesel?
-No.
Thumbderstorm!
K-kew!
-I told you, my thumb wrestling days are over.
-No, you got to do it.
-Avenge me.
-But more importantly,
avenge your seven-year-old self.
-Yeah. Do it for me.
You know what?
Young me is right!
Let's do this! -Whoo!
-Give me that thumb cape.
I've missed you, old friend.
-Hey, you! Look both ways!
Yes, this is a new dune buggy.
No, I'm not a professional model,
but thanks for asking.
And that's how I imagine my first day in my new dune buggy.
-So you like it? Great.
I'm out of here.
-I like it, but I don't love it.
There are some extra features I need,
and I know the perfect kid for the job.
-Hey, Jaget. So what's so important that I--
Whoa!
You're pop sensation, ZooZoo!
Please, please.
Call me international pop sensation, ZooZoo.
-Sweet dune buggy, ZooZoo.
-It's mine.
And you're here to make some modifications.
I jotted a few things down.
-Flame thrower, ejector seat,
invisibility mode?
-Come on, Science Kid.
Do your science stuff on my dune buggy,
and ZooZoo will pay you.
-Fine. Whatever gets me out of here.
I'm starting to wish that bookmobile hit me.
-Hey, Munchy, have you checked the weather?
-Yup, and there's a Thumbderstorm coming!
-Yeah! Whoo!
Go, Thumbderstorm!
-I know her!
-The champion is here.
Show respect, weaklings!
-I'm glad you came out of retirement.
Now I'm going to break you.
Just like I broke your friend's thumb.
-Over my dead thumb!
-Welcome to the Professional Thumb Wrestling Federation's
Pin Down!
This is a single elimination tournament.
Winner advances, loser goes home!
Or you can stay and watch.
It doesn't matter to me.
First up, it's Thumbderstorm!
-Yeah! I want that boat!
-Versus Thumberjack!
♪ ♪
Fight!
The championship match tomorrow will be defending champ,
Rago...
Against Thumbderstorm!
-I can't wait to crush you.
History's going to repeat itself.
-Well I'll have you know,
history's my worst subject!
Oh! All: Oh!
Burn!
-Hey, you did amazing today at the competition.
Just one more win and we get that boat,
and no more KidDINGs.
-Yeah, but I'm up against Rago.
He drove me out of the sport and crushed Munchy's thumb.
Plus, I'm getting a lot of pressure from Tedward.
He keeps leaving me voice messages.
Presley!
Congrats on making it to the finals!
Don't lose.
I need that boat.
-Rago is a Cheaty McCheaty Pants!
-What are you talking about?
-I filmed his matches today looking for a weakness.
You know how his mom kisses his thumb before every match?
-It's weird. -So gross.
-Well, she's not just kissing it for luck.
Look.
-Thumb grease?
-Thumb grease is illegal.
It makes your thumb impossible to pin.
That must be how Rago beat me when I was seven.
-And why my thumb slipped off and he pinned me.
-Okay, guys, all we have to do
is tell the ref that Rago is a cheat.
He'll be like, "Rago is
out!"
He'll be disqualified, and you can win that boat for Tedward.
-No. I need to prove to myself that I can beat him.
-But his mom is just gonna kiss grease on his thumb.
-Then we'll just have to make sure
she doesn't get the chance.
Hey, Dad. Oh, yeah, she's here.
Boat, boat, boat, boat!
Boat, boat, boat, b--
-Can I open my eyes?
Please, please, please.
-I never told you to close them.
♪ ♪
-Science Kid!
This is amazing!
-I couldn't put everything in, but look.
Here's the button for the ejector seat.
Here's the button to transform it into a submarine.
Oh, and listen to this.
-Now we're talking.
-Okay. I'm gonna, like, go.
I need to be around other famous people.
-I saved the best for last.
I can't believe you shot a net on me!
But also,
I'm gonna use this in my next show.
Bye.
-Today is the best day of my life.
I'm gonna say something I never said before.
Thank you.
-Wow.
That actually means a lot. I don't know wh--
-I'm not talking to you!
I'm talking to my new dune buggy.
Thank you for being so awesome.
-Cotton candy! Who wants cotton candy?
-I don't eat cotton candy!
It's too joyful.
-We have blue, we have pink,
or you could combine them to make blink.
You seem like a blue person.
-What are you doing? -Whoa!
Well--well, I'm in line
for cotton candy.
You know, they have pink, they have blue--
-Get out of my way!
♪ ♪
-One, two, three, four,
who's ready for a thumb war?
Please welcome the champion of central Pennsylvania
and northern Maryland,
Rago!
And our challenger,
former "Thumb Wrestling Insiders" Up-And-Thumber,
Thumbderstorm!
-Hey, look. Our plan worked.
-I can't find the thumb grease!
-Mom, you had one job.
Leave me.
I'll beat her myself.
Wrestlers.
♪ ♪
Thumbs in.
-What? No good luck kiss from Mommy?
-I don't need it.
-Good, 'cause it's super weird.
-And fight!
-Thumbderstorm!
-Ow! Thumb cramp!
No!
♪ ♪
-One, two, three,
winner!
-Now that you've won me a new boat,
I officially release you from your debt.
You kids are free!
-I can't believe we finally paid it off.
-Well, I knew we could do it if we all worked together.
-Boop-- -Boop--
Boo-woo--pew!
-To mark this marvelous day,
I prepared some fireworks!
-Munchy! That is a terrible idea!
-That is exactly how we got
into this mess in the first place!
-Whoa, hey, be careful. They're pressure activated.
You activated them!
-Why do I always squeeze things?
-Okay.
-Hoo. -Whew.
That was close.
But my boat is safe!
-It's probably nothing?
-This flew into my new dune buggy
and set it on fire.
-We're really sorry.
-Son, I feel terrible.
-Then why are you smiling?
-Oh, am I?
I guess the more I look at your dune buggy,
the more I appreciate my unexploded boat.
Which I will go play on now.
♪ 'Cause my boat's the greatest ♪
♪ It's the greatest ♪
♪ The greatest boat of all time ♪
-If it's any consolation, Jaget,
it looks like it was a really cool dune buggy.
-It was.
And it will be again.
-What do you mean?
-I mean you're gonna buy me a new one.
You're gonna be making payments to me instead of my daddy.
From now on, you three work for Jaget.
-By any chance, do you know of any thumb-related contests
with a dune buggy as the prize?
-Are we making jokes now?
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