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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(WINDOW CREAKS)

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Penny, where have you been, young lady?

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Out.

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Wrong answer, baby.
You better change your tone.

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-Who were you with?
-Friends.

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I'm tryna help you, baby girl.

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Penny, do you know what time it is?

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Get off my case. I'm not a kid anymore.

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What did you...
Let me at her.

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-(YELLS) Run, baby girl!
-Let me at her! Let me go!

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Let me go, Oscar! Let me go!
You better let me go!

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(SIGHS) What's going on
with that girl, Oscar?

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For the past month,
she's been acting like

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she can just come and go
whenever she feels like it.

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I don't know. Hormones. (CHUCKLES)

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If she keeps acting like this,
I finally get to get that home gym. Ha.

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(SINGING)
<i>The... Proud... Family... What?</i>

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<i>You and me will always be tight</i>

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<i>Family every day and every night</i>

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<i>Even when you start acting like a fool</i>

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<i>You know that I'm loving</i>
<i>every single thing you do</i>

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<i>I know I can always be myself</i>

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<i>When I'm with you</i>
<i>more than anybody else</i>

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<i>Every single day</i>
<i>that I'm headed off to school</i>

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<i>You know there's no one</i>
<i>I love as much as you</i>

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<i>-The family</i>
<i>-The family</i>

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<i>Proud family</i>

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<i>They'll make you scream!</i>

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<i>They'll make you wanna sing!</i>

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<i>It's a family thing, a family</i>
<i>A proud, proud family</i>

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<i>Proud family</i>

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<i>They'll push your buttons!</i>

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<i>They'll make you wanna hug 'em</i>

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<i>A family, family</i>
<i>Proud, proud family</i>

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<i>Proud, Proud family</i>

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(OSCAR SCREAMS)

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(CELLPHONE BEEPS MUSICALLY)

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-(TYPING)
-(CELL PHONE BEEPS)

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(CELLPHONE BEEPS MUSICALLY)

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(CECE AND BEBE LAUGHING)

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Penny, I need you to change
the twins before you go to school.

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But I'm doing something.

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Put the phone down and do what I tell you.

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You better listen, baby girl.

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In case you haven't noticed,
she got a frying pan in her hand.

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-(CECE AND BEBE BABBLING)
-(GRUNTS)

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I can't wait to move outta here.

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-What are you mumbling about?
-Nothing.

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(CHOMPING)

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(GULPS)

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(PLATE SQUEAKS)

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(BEBE LAUGHS)

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-Oscar?
-Hold on, Trudy.

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I'm calling Big Four Sports right now.

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Hello, I'd like to order the new home gym.

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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(BROTHER KWAME CHUCKLES)

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-(STUDENTS WHISPERING)
-I'm glad you can join us, Sister Proud.

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This is the fourth time this week
you've been late.

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Brother Kwame,
didn't you tell us to change things,

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that we have to break the Man's rules?

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Yeah, the Man's rules, not mine.

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One more tardy and you've got detention.

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STUDENTS: (EXCLAIMING) Ooh!

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Okay, okay. That's enough.

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I know what you tryna do, Penny.

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Yeah. Ever since Brother Kwame
took over detention, there's a waitlist.

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Get in line, Proud.

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Everyone, your reports,
you can email 'em now.

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What report? What is he talking about?

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You were supposed to do
a ten-page report

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on the family member
that influenced you the most.

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I couldn't decide between
my two dads, so...

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I wrote about both of 'em.

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I wrote about myself,
because I'm my own inspiration.

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Oh, wow. I forgot.

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I was out late with Kareem last night.

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On a school night?

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(CHUCKLES)

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Doing what?

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Yeah, girl, spill the tea.

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Uh-uh, ladies don't kiss and tell, okay?
(CHUCKLES)

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But Kareem does. (LAUGHS)

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STUDENTS: (EXCLAIMING) Ooh!

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Look at you, Miss Penny Proud,
a budding Kardashian.

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I am not mad at you.

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Sister Proud,
I don't see your report in my inbox.

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Psst.

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Dijonay, can I copy your paper?

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I can't believe it.

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You wanna copy from me?

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(CRYING)

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I've been waitin' for this all my life.

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(SNIFFLES) The day when Penny Proud
finally needed me.

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Come on, let's post a selfie.

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Will you just press send?

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It's all yours.

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(PHONE BUZZING)

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(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

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BROTHER KWAME: Sister Proud,

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would you please approach my desk?

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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Yes, Brother Kwame?
Is something wrong?

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If you're going
to copy a report, Sister Proud,

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I recommend you read it first.

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-STUDENTS: (EXCLAIMING) Ooh!
-(BOY SNICKERING)

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BROTHER KWAME: You've got that detention.

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STUDENTS: Ooh!

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(BOTH SLURPING)

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(YELLING) Last call for ice cream, y'all!

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<i>Au contraire,</i> lil' Susie.

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Wizard Kelly's Sweet Flavors is open
as long as the customers got their money.

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Then you close up! I've got homework.

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Uh-oh!

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Well, guess what?
I've got your last check.

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(WHISPERS) You're fired.

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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

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You wanna get another scoop?

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No, I've gotta get home.

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My parents were really mad
about last night.

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Well, you should do what I do.

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-What's that?
-Ignore them.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I can't do that.
I'm allergic to cardboard boxes.

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I'd live in a ditch,
as long as you and I were together.

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Yeah, I would, too.

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But my parents would kill me and...
(INHALES SHARPLY)

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I think I like living, Penny.

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(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

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Speaking of which, I gotta go. (CHUCKLES)

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I'll see you tomorrow.

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-Come on, Penny. I gotta go.
-(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

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My parents are tracking my phone
right now.

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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

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WIZARD: Aw. (TUTS)

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I am so sorry your date left, Miss Proud.

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But you still have a date
with this here bill, y'all.

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PENNY: Thirty-five dollars?

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For two scoops of ice cream
and some stale sprinkles?

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Zang!

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(KEYS JANGLING)

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PENNY: Zang!

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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Hey, Mama. Open the door.
Something's wrong with my key.

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<i>Nothing's wrong with your key.</i>
<i>We changed the locks.</i>

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Changed the locks?

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Why?

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(BEEPS)

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TRUDY: You were supposed to be
home by 8:00.

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I was doing homework with friends.

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TRUDY: Okay, well, Mr. Washington called

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and said you haven't done
any homework in two weeks!

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Huh?

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Daddy!

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OSCAR: I'm sorry, baby girl.
She didn't give me a key!

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Well, what am I supposed to do?

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TRUDY: I don't know.
You're grown, figure it out.

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(WHINING) Oh, come on, guys.

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Stop playing.

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Come on, man!

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Guys, come on, this isn't funny!

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Mama! Daddy!

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(OSCAR YELPS)

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(SNIFFLES) Bebe? Cece?

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-Uh, bye!
-(CECE LAUGHS)

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(CRYING) Somebody!

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(CRIES)

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Man, this is messed up.

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-(DOOR CREAKS)
-Psst.

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Baby girl, here's some money for bus fare.

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Go to Suga Mama's.
It'll be worse than here.

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I mean, way worse than here,
but at least you'll be inside.

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TRUDY: Oscar!

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I gotta go. Keep your head up, baby girl.

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(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(SCREAMS)

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

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(DISTORTED) Wait, wait.
Sorry, Penny.

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Baby, I didn't know you were there.

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I was getting ready for bed.

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I need this mask to sleep.
You know I got sleep apnea.

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What is that on your eyes, Suga Mama?

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Oh, these snails, baby.

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They're good for hydration.

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(NORMAL) Got a little tip
from that Makeup Boy.

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So, what you doing out here so late?

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Uh... I got locked out, and nobody's home.

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Can I stay here, Suga Mama?

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Oh, come on, baby.
This room where you gonna sleep.

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Suga Mama got it all ready for you.

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(SIGHS) Thank you, Suga Mama.
I knew I could count on you.

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Oh, that's what
Suga Mama's here for, sweetie.

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(BED RATTLES)

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No. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

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Nah, that's not for you, baby.
That's Puff's bed.

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(CREAKING)

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(GRUNTS)

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SUGA MAMA: You get your daddy's old bed.

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-I gotta sleep on the floor?
-(GROWLING)

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You betcha.

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That's what bad girls get.
Your daddy told me everything you did.

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(GASPS)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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(THUDS)

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(CROWS)

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(SNORING)

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-(WHINING)
-(PUFF GRUNTS)

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-Puff, stop it.
-(GROWLING)

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I'm tryin' to sleep.

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That's what's wrong with you young people.

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You're sleeping while
the world is passing you by.

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Get your behind up.

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What? (GROANS)

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-(PUFF YELPS)
-I'm going back to sleep.

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Uh-uh. No, you're not.

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(CREAKING)

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Come on, Penny.
You're just like your daddy.

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(SHOUTS) Penny!

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-What is she on? Maximum strength Activia?
-(SUGA MAMA LAUGHS)

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(PANTING)

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(PENNY BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(GROANS)

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(PANTING) Okay.
What's for breakfast? I'm hungry.

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Pancakes, eggs, bacon, grits,

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French toast,
and fresh squeezed orange juice.

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(CHUCKLES)

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What you sitting there cheesing for?
You making it.

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-Huh?
-I like my eggs well done.

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And Bobby, well, he likes his over easy,
sprinkled with a little cheese.

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-Gouda. And Puff?
-(YELPS)

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Puff likes his scrambled with bacon bits
and those tiny little tomatoes.

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I don't know how they
get 'em so tiny,

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but it's the only thing he'll eat.

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I don't know what she talking about.
This old lady got me twisted.

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What did you just say, girl?

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Now, don't you get me confused
with one of your little friends.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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I was just saying that
after we finish breakfast,

244
00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:42,350
let's play <i>Twister.</i> (CHUCKLES)

245
00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:44,644
(SIGHS) Hmm?

246
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,857
(GRUNTING AND CHEWING) Mmm-mmm!

247
00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:52,526
(CHEWING) These are good, Ma.

248
00:10:53,569 --> 00:10:54,570
(BURPS)

249
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:55,988
Excuse me.

250
00:10:56,530 --> 00:11:00,326
(SINGING) <i>I just wanna thank you</i>
<i>for being my mama</i>

251
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,452
(CHUCKLES)

252
00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,412
Anything for my baby.

253
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,748
Penny, what you doing?
Breakfast is over.

254
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,708
Time for you to bust them suds.

255
00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,460
-Puff, you want seconds?
-BOBBY: I do.

256
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,962
I do. I... Ma. Ma, I do.

257
00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,172
(PUFF GROWLS)

258
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,216
(CHEWING AND GULPING)

259
00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:18,719
(PENNY GRUNTS)

260
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:26,310
And when you finish that,
I want you to polish the silverware,

261
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,354
clean the oven, and mop this floor.

262
00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,814
Zang.

263
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,732
-What did you say?
-I just said, "Zang."

264
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,944
Fine. Then you get to clean
the "zang" rain gutters.

265
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,529
What... You know what?

266
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:40,449
And when you finish with them gutters,
I want you to massage my feet.

267
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,575
(FLIES BUZZING)

268
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,744
The sander's in the garage.

269
00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,079
(DOORBELL RINGING)

270
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:46,914
Oh, get the door, Kizzy.

271
00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:48,666
Yes, Suga Mama.

272
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,876
(BEBE AND CECE GIGGLING)

273
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,547
(GASPS) Oh, Mama! I'm so glad to see you!

274
00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:56,632
Daddy, I don't know
how you grew up in this.

275
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,259
I'm about to go get my stuff.

276
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:01,178
Whoa, hey. Not so fast, baby girl.
Where's Suga Mama?

277
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,764
Here I am.
You got my Metamucil?

278
00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,891
You're sure you don't mind
checking on the house

279
00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,143
while we're gone, Suga Mama?

280
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,395
No, not at all, baby.

281
00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:10,771
Wait, where are you going?

282
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:13,649
To see my sister's new play
in New York City.

283
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,443
I wanna see Aunty D's new play!

284
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,610
I'll get my stuff.

285
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:18,487
Don't bother. You're not invited.

286
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,156
(CRYING) Daddy, please!

287
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,699
You don't know what it's like here!

288
00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,493
Like heck I don't.
My advice is to duck and weave.

289
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,328
So, that's everything.
We'll be back in a week.

290
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,413
Here are the keys.

291
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:29,373
All right, now. Don't y'all worry.

292
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,791
Bye, Penny. Take care.

293
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,252
If you're not here when I'm back,
I know what happened.

294
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,421
And you make sure you behave yourself.

295
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,589
Have a good time now.

296
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,923
Traveling graces.

297
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:41,385
Mama, Daddy, please! I'll be good!

298
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:44,096
Please don't leave me with this...

299
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,432
(GROWLING)

300
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,225
This what? This what, Penny?

301
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,560
This... (SNIFFLES)

302
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:52,354
beautiful, intelligent

303
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,231
phenomenal woman?

304
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,525
I ain't stupid like
your daddy, little girl.

305
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,069
And after you finish with them gutters
and my feet,

306
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,030
I want you to clean up Bobby's room.

307
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,114
You gonna learn.

308
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,700
And the better you listen,
the better we gonna get along.

309
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:06,035
(CRACKS LEASH)

310
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,703
(MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)

311
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,207
Now, here, go out there
and take Puff for a walk.

312
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,375
And when you get back,
wipe his butt,

313
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,878
wipe his feet, and give him a treat.

314
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,339
And just so you know,

315
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,717
I'm doing all this because I love you.

316
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,178
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

317
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,353
(MACHINE WHIRRING)

318
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:34,980
(EXPLODES)

319
00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,694
(SANDER HUMS)

320
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,290
Oh.

321
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:56,710
But I had everything
where I wanted it. Put it back.

322
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:01,924
(MAGICAL NOTE PLAYS)

323
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:03,509
(SUGA MAMA SNORING)

324
00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:09,139
(KEYS JANGLING)

325
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,105
-(SCREAMS)
-Ooh. Gotcha.

326
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,023
Ma said you would try this.

327
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,984
(SANDER WHIRRING)

328
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,575
Whippin' your butt is making me hungry.

329
00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:29,243
Where's the food at, Suga?

330
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,536
(RINGING BELL)

331
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,126
(DOORBELL RINGING)

332
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:40,504
Hey, Penny.
We're going to the mall. Let's go.

333
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:43,215
-(YELLS) Run!
-Run? Run where?

334
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,092
(ALL SCREAMING)

335
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:49,054
And when y'all finish here,
I want you to paint my garage.

336
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,890
ALL: Zang!

337
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,433
What did you say?

338
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,143
(GURGLING)

339
00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:55,936
(GASPING)

340
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:59,690
(SINGING) <i>Oh, praise Him</i>

341
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,817
(SNORES)

342
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:07,239
Zang, Penny.
Your Suga Mama is hardcore.

343
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,199
If she was my grandma, I would...

344
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,326
SUGA MAMA: You would what?

345
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,286
-You would what, Mayonnaise? Tell me!
-STUDENTS: Ooh!

346
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:13,579
Run, y'all!

347
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,205
(STUDENTS SCREAMING)

348
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,959
(MUSIC ENDS)

349
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,839
(MOTIVATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

350
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,925
SUGA MAMA: Come on, Penny.

351
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,009
(CHUCKLES)

352
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,805
You got to keep up.
Can't catch me. (LAUGHS)

353
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,099
You gonna let an old woman
like me beat you?

354
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:35,726
Ow!

355
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,436
Butt, arm, leg, knee...

356
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:38,646
(GRUNTS)

357
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,564
Help me! Help me! Help me!

358
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,107
Oh, no!

359
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,444
(YELLS) Suga Mama!

360
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,700
WOMAN OVER PA: <i>Doctor Williams</i>
<i>to pharmacy.</i>

361
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,535
Thank you, Dr. Payne.

362
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,162
Anything for you, Suga Bear.

363
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,747
She's gonna be okay, itty-bitty.

364
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,165
In about a month!

365
00:15:58,248 --> 00:15:59,249
A month!

366
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,543
Well, who's gonna take care of my Bobby?

367
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,545
I can't do a dang thing in this thing.

368
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,590
I'm sure little itty-bitty will help out.
But your boy is worthless!

369
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,217
Oh, that's messed up.

370
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,510
But it's true, fool.

371
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:13,222
Wait a minute, Dr. Payne.
I don't know anything about old people.

372
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,431
Feed her three times a day,

373
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,350
and take her to the bathroom
twelve times.

374
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,726
And Metamucil will do the rest.

375
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,146
Now, Suga Bear, you listen
to everything itty-bitty tells you.

376
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,231
Understand?

377
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,607
Tell me? Not me.

378
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:24,942
She's the child.

379
00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,946
You know what, Dr. Payne?
You're right.

380
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,656
-I got this.
-Wait, wait, wait, wait.

381
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,825
Oh, don't worry, Suga Mama.

382
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:34,827
I'm gonna take good care of you.

383
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,788
The same way you took care of me

384
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,915
(MENACINGLY) and my daddy.

385
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,291
You hear her, Dr. Payne?

386
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,669
(STAMMERS) Don't leave me
with this crazy girl.

387
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,462
She's got revenge in her eyes.

388
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,298
(YELLS) Help! Anybody, somebody!

389
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,801
Bobby, do somethin'. Help!

390
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,595
(GRUNTING)

391
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,893
Oh, look here, I'll see you later.
I got a gig.

392
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:00,978
Where you going, Bobby?

393
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,855
You can't leave me here with this girl.

394
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,898
Oh, Ma. Come on now.

395
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,859
I'm headlinin' at the Rotary Club.

396
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,736
You'll be fine.

397
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:12,156
(SINGING) <i>Fine, fine, fine</i>

398
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,910
<i>On your own</i>

399
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:21,749
Well, I guess it's just
you and me, Suga Mama.

400
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,916
What can I get you?

401
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:25,753
I can get it myself.
I don't need nothing from you, girl.

402
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,254
No, no, no.

403
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,673
Dr. Payne said you were not to move.

404
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,341
But Dr. Payne ain't here, child.

405
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,428
But I am. And you're gonna do what I say.

406
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,847
No, I'm not.
You gonna do what I say.

407
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:37,973
(GRUNTS AND WHIMPERS)

408
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,476
All right, Penny.
You win...

409
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:41,852
For now.

410
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:44,730
Look, Suga Mama.
I was just messin' with you.

411
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,065
Nobody wins.

412
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,524
I know you're in pain.

413
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,611
And you'd never let me suffer,
and I'm not gonna let you.

414
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,154
So, what do you need?

415
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,075
-Well, it's time for Puff's bath and...
-(WHINES)

416
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,618
(GRUMBLING)

417
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,455
-(FARTS) I need to go to the bathroom.
-(GRUNTS)

418
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,582
-Whoo! Suga Mama!
-(FARTS)

419
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,043
(WATER SPLASHING)

420
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,294
(GRUNTING)

421
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,713
-(HAIR DRYER BLOWING)
-(WHINING)

422
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,053
You do know he's a boy dog, right?

423
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,890
(IMITATES AIRPLANE NOISE) Ah!

424
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,892
Here comes the airplane.

425
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,602
(IMITATES AIRPLANE NOISE)

426
00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,729
Now open the hangar.

427
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,523
No, I don't like it.

428
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,316
-(IMITATES AIRPLANE NOISE)
-(CHOMPS)

429
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,695
Did you clean your room
like I told you to, Uncle Bobby?

430
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,780
(SINGING) <i>Oh, child</i>

431
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:39,034
<i>This is the way I like it</i>

432
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,079
I guess you don't want these nachos.

433
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,413
(SNIFFS)

434
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:45,999
Give me that.

435
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,293
But where's my salsa...

436
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,463
(SINGING) <i>And my jalapenos?</i>

437
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:55,467
(NORMAL) Oh, no, no,
brother from another mother.

438
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,802
You gotta get your...

439
00:18:56,885 --> 00:18:58,053
(SINGING) <i>Own</i>

440
00:18:58,887 --> 00:18:59,888
-(GROWLING)
-(GRUNTS)

441
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,016
SUGA MAMA: Penny! I need to go
to the bathroom.

442
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,019
Here you go, Miss Mamie.

443
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,565
I can cut your sandwich
into a heart for you.

444
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:12,234
Maybe four small hearts?

445
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,319
Ooh! That sounds good.

446
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,531
I think I'll go five downtown in clubs.

447
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,909
If you've got five, partner,
we can book six.

448
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,411
We're about to pull a Boston.

449
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:25,247
Look, Penny. You can't come here
if you're gonna be talkin'

450
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,498
about other people's hands.

451
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,667
-It's bad enough with that dang dog.
-WOMAN: Mmm-hmm.

452
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,087
Yeah. Don't make me call my grandbabies.

453
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,381
(QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING)

454
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,051
(DOORBELL RINGING)

455
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,723
What did I tell you, Penny?
No boys.

456
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:46,226
Well, I guess I have to tell Papi
to go home then.

457
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,814
I said "boys," not real men like my Papi.

458
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,276
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

459
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,073
(LAUGHING)

460
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,868
(SUGA MAMA SNORING)

461
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,538
-(FLIES BUZZING)
-Ew!

462
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,671
Girl, whatcha doin' down there
with my toenails?

463
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,006
Better not be messin' them up.

464
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,925
Took me 60 years to get 'em right.

465
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,552
All right. I'm finished, Suga Mama. Look.

466
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:27,809
Oh, thank you, baby. I love you, too.

467
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,357
(PECKS REPEATEDLY)

468
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,568
(CROWS)

469
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,365
BOBBY: It's one of those lame instruments.

470
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:44,326
It's a TV show.
No, it's a movie.

471
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,286
Oh. It...

472
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,913
Oh, wait, it's a bad movie.

473
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,623
(HOWLS)

474
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,167
(SINGING) <i>It's a scary movie</i>

475
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,919
(NORMAL) All right. You got this.

476
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:56,797
(SINGING) <i>The Mummy</i>

477
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,715
-(GRUNTS)
-Thank you, Puff.

478
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,802
And you better watch
who you callin' mummy, dummy.

479
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,097
(SINGING) <i>I said "Mommy"</i>

480
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,349
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

481
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,436
-(LAUGHING)
-(DOORBELL RINGING)

482
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,188
PENNY: Hey!

483
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,357
Mama, Daddy, you're back!

484
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,235
How was your trip?
Did you tell Aunt D hello for me?

485
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,196
(CHUCKLES) See, Trudy.
I told you this house of horrors

486
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,698
would bring her right back around.

487
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,283
Come on, baby.
Let's get your things.

488
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:27,202
Oh, no, Daddy, I can't leave.
Suga Mama needs my help.

489
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,122
Suga Mama, what happened?

490
00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,749
Oh, I wish I could've seen it!
Did you put it on Twiddle?

491
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,084
(SCREAMS AND CRIES)

492
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:38,588
No, but we're puttin' that
on Twiddle, you twit.

493
00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,132
Penny, what's going on here?

494
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:43,010
Suga Mama and I were exercising,
but she fell down some stairs.

495
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,970
Dr. Payne said
she couldn't move for a month.

496
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,806
So I've been taking care of her,
Uncle Bobby, and Puff and, uh,

497
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:48,932
they need me.

498
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:52,144
Yeah, I don't know what
I would have done without my Penny.

499
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,438
Okay.

500
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:56,606
But you're welcome to stay
for dinner if you like.

501
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,192
I made lasagna with salad
and warm garlic bread.

502
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,570
Lasagna! That's my favorite.

503
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,280
Come on, Bobby. Let's eat.

504
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:06,616
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

505
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,743
(PAPI LAUGHS)

506
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,829
Don't worry, Suga Mama.
I already put a plate away for you.

507
00:22:10,912 --> 00:22:12,372
Oh, thank you, baby.

508
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,041
(GRUNTS)

509
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:18,003
Well, Penny,
I honestly don't know what to say.

510
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,380
I can't tell you how impressed I am.

511
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,674
You're like a different person.

512
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,969
It's like I got my daughter back.

513
00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:30,515
(SIGHS) I hope you understand.

514
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,893
I was only tough on you
because I love you.

515
00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:35,896
I know, Mama.
I don't know what got into me.

516
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,814
Hormones, child. (CHUCKLES)

517
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:40,609
It happened to me
when I was your age, baby girl.

518
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,819
My mom reminded me
when we were in New York.

519
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,280
Trust me, I was worse than you.

520
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,407
(LAUGHS)

521
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:52,120
Oh, sweetie, just know I love you,
and I always will.

522
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,289
I love you too, Mama.

523
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:58,460
(CHOMPING AND GULPING)

524
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,921
Mama, you can walk!

525
00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:03,548
Oh, it's a miracle!

526
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,843
Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

527
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,973
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)