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GIRL 1: What?

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BOY: Get it! Get it! Get it!

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GIRL 2: You look good, girl!

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(THUDS)

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It's simple. All upper body.

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Volunteers?

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(SHOES SQUEAK)

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And I choose you.

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Ms. Swolinski, I have a notarized note
excusing me from gym class.

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(GRUNTS, SWALLOWS)

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Now, note is excused from existing.

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Take shoes off!

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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(GASPS)

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In my country, these are beautiful.

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What country is that? (CHUCKLES) Feetopia?

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-(ALL LAUGHING)
-Silence, infidels!

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(LAUGHTER STOPS)

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Don't you see this beautiful Sasquatch
must take flight?

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(SCREAMS) Mom and Dad
are gonna sue you, Ms. Swolinski!

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(SCREAMING)

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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

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(GROANS)

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-Work those feet, girl.
-Girl. Okay, LaCienega, go! Okay!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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(SPEAKS RUSSIAN)

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(SINGING)
<i>The... Proud... Family... What?</i>

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<i>You and me will always be tight</i>

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<i>Family every day and every night</i>

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<i>Even when you start acting like a fool</i>

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<i>You know that I'm lovin'</i>
<i>every single thing you do</i>

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<i>I know I can always be myself</i>

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<i>When I'm with you</i>
<i>more than anybody else</i>

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<i>Every single day</i>
<i>that I'm headed off to school</i>

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<i>You know there's no one</i>
<i>I love as much as you</i>

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<i>-The family</i>
<i>-The family</i>

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<i>Proud family</i>

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<i>They'll make you scream!</i>

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<i>They'll make you wanna sing!</i>

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<i>It's a family thing, a family</i>
<i>A proud, proud family</i>

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<i>Proud family</i>

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<i>They'll push your buttons!</i>

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<i>They'll make you wanna hug 'em</i>

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<i>A family, family</i>
<i>Proud, proud family</i>

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<i>Proud, proud family</i>

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(OSCAR SCREAMS)

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PENNY: Ms. Swolinski says she's gonna
make you her star gymnast!

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What do you expect?
I'm the star of whatever I do, Proud.

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(CHUCKLES) Yes, honey,
you better know your worth.

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-(PUNCHES LANDING)
-(PEOPLE FIGHTING)

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-What the...
-MAN: No, no, no.

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Hey, Dads, what's going on?

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-(ALL GASP)
-(AMBULANCE SIREN WAILING)

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-What's the problem, Barry?
-I'll tell you what the problem is.

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You pulled off just as they were
handing me my order at McWizard's.

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Somebody owes me $2.99!

57
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We've got a 10-91.
That's... That's a, uh, cat in a tree.

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(RUSTLING)

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That's a kangaroo, Barry!

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We don't have a code for kangaroos.

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I found him inside the house going through
the cupboards in our kitchen.

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And when I confronted him, he punched me!

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Good for him.

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Poor thing.

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People buy wild pets
and when they prove to be wild,

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they turn them loose.

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He's just hungry.

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Mm-hmm. Well, that makes two of us.

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Be careful, Trudy.
If that tail curls up, you better duck.

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TRUDY: I know the big old bad man
scared you. There you go.

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(RETCHING)

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Hmm?

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(GRUNTS)

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(GIRLS GASP)

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Good googly goose fat!
That's some janky jerky.

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ALL: No, no, no...

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(WHINES)

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-(ROARS)
-(ALL GASP)

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(KANGAROO GRUNTING)

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I knew this jerky wasn't janky!
I just mis-named it.

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Introducing Proud Snacks Kangaroo Jerky!

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-(LAUGHS)
-Well, what do you know?

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Looks like you've got a new friend, Oscar.

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-(BARRY LAUGHING)
-(OSCAR GRUNTS)

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He flipped down from that tree
like you did in class, LaCienega.

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-What did you do, <i>mija?</i>
-Nothing.

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"Nothing"? She was incredible!

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Ms. Swolinski thinks she could make
the Olympic gymnastics team. Tell 'em.

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The Olympics?
Did somebody say the Olympics?

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Yeah, she said
LaCienega is a natural born gymnast.

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Well, you know,
you got it from me. (CHUCKLES)

92
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-You were a gymnast, Mom?
-No, but I always wanted to be.

93
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Well, my Randall here
was a gymnast back in the day.

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He was on his way to the Olympics until...

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Barry, please, don't do that to me.

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Nobody wants to hear that story.
Don't tell it now.

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You're too modest.

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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BARRY: <i>Randall was "the man."</i>

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<i>The reigning two-time national champion,</i>
<i>when the unthinkable happened.</i>

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<i>He was performing a series of</i>
<i>death-defying spins on the horizontal bars</i>

102
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<i>-when he lost his grip and...</i>
-(RANDALL YELPS, THUDS)

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(ALL GASP)

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(SIRENS WAILING)

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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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And we've been happily together
ever since.

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Wow. That's unbelievable.

108
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No! That's how we met.

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Scout's honor,
it was unfathomably romantic.

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Oh, we believe that. We just don't believe
that Kool Rock Ski here was a gymnast.

111
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Don't let the plus-size fool you. Ow.

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(CHILDREN CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

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MAYA: I've never seen you like that.
MICHAEL: That was unbelievable.

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Listen here, LaCienega,
I work out every Saturday morning.

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Why don't you join me?
I'll give you a few tips.

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Thank you,
but I don't get up until 3:00...

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We'll be there, Randall.

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FEMALE DISPATCHER: <i>All units. All units,</i>

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<i>we have a 10-91</i>
<i>at the Wizard Kelly Plaza, y'all.</i>

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We've got another cat in a tree.
Saddle up, Sunset.

121
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I guess I better follow.
It might be a tiger.

122
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Hey, where's everybody going?
Who's gonna take More Bounce to the Ounce?

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(SIRENS WAILING)

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KIDS: Bye!

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Okay, Zapp. I guess it's just me and you.

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-(ZAPP GRUNTS)
-Hey!

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Get your little arms off of me!
Wait, Mama! (SCREAMS)

128
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Hey, Trudy, where you going?
What's for breakfast?

129
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Oscar, we've already eaten.

130
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Penny and I are going to
LaCienega's workout with Randall.

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-But who's going to feed me?
-I don't know. Zapp?

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(TRUDY AND PENNY LAUGHING)

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-(SIZZLING)
-Oh, wait a minute. I smell bacon.

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(SNIFFS)

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Suga Mama, you in here?

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(ZAPP GRUNTS)

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-SUGA MAMA: Oscar!
-(BEBE AND CECE GIGGLING)

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Get that glorified
jackrabbit away from me!

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I gave Puff some bacon,
and look what he did to us!

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(BEBE AND CECE CONTINUE GIGGLING)

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(LAUGHING) I'm liking you
more and more every day, Zapp. (CHOMPS)

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Phew. (GRUNTING)

143
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(BONES CRACKING)

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(RANDALL YELLING)

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(RANDALL EXHALES, COUGHS)

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-(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
-Oh, my goodness.

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It's been some time, and...

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Ooh, my back. Is it...
Oh, my goodness you're here.

149
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Well, that was...
that was just a warm-up. (LAUGHS)

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Well, why don't you
come over here, young lady?

151
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Let me see what you got.

152
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So, let's start with something simple,
LaCienega.

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Give me a little glide kip
followed by a...

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-Kip what?
-No worries at all. I'll demonstrate.

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-Whoo! Ooh, ah. (THUDS)
-(BONES CRACKING)

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(RANDALL GROANING)

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(STRAINING) Well, hmm, do everything
but that last part. (GROANS)

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Okay.

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MAYA: Whoo, that was fire, LaCi!
DIJONAY: LaCienega, you aced that, girl.

160
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Girl, I see gold in your future.

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Olympic gold.

162
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Stick with me, kid, and you'll become
a household name like Laurie Hernandez.

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It's gonna to take a lot of hard work,
so you have to want it.

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Do you, LaCienega? Do you want it?

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-So, when you say hard work...
-She wants it!

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Okay, then.

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-Olympics, here we come!
-(GIRLS CHEER)

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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Focus, LaCienega! Eye on the prize.

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(INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

172
00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:02,416
(APPLAUSE)

173
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,001
(ALL GASP)

174
00:09:05,002 --> 00:09:06,837
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
-(NOTIFICATIONS CHIMING)

175
00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,634
(AUDIENCE BOOING)

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There's no texting in gymnastics,
LaCienega!

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00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,349
(NOTIFICATIONS CHIMING)

178
00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,020
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

179
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-Remember. Keep it simple.
-I am. I'm doing the Biles.

180
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,945
Oh? Oh, you are?

181
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You know why they call it the Biles?
Because she's the only one that can do it.

182
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You want to be on that level,

183
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you gonna have to focus
a little bit more up in this piece.

184
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Okay, then call it the Boulevardez,
because only I can do this.

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WOMAN: All right, okay.

186
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(THUDS)

187
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(ALL GASP)

188
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(AUDIENCE BOOING)

189
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,311
-(APPLAUSE)
-(WATCH TICKING)

190
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,688
You're late!

191
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,190
We had a meet and greet with LaCi's Posse.

192
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:12,069
"LaCi's Posse"? What? What? What is that?

193
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,863
FANS: LaCi's Posse!

194
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:17,116
Sorry, my fans mobbed me.
What is a girl to do?

195
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:21,287
You got the zeroes. Who's a fan of that?

196
00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:24,206
No one has ever gotten all zeroes.

197
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-It's a thing. She's a legend.
-(FANS CHEERING)

198
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FANS: (CHANTING) LaCi's! LaCi's! LaCi's!

199
00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:34,925
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

200
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,436
(CHEERING)

201
00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:50,941
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

202
00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:57,615
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING LOUDENS)

203
00:10:57,698 --> 00:10:59,533
(CHEERING)

204
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,078
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

205
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,955
What am I going to do with her?

206
00:11:05,039 --> 00:11:08,751
FANS: (CHANTING) LaCi! LaCi! LaCi!

207
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,544
REPORTER: <i>It's a new day in Smithville.</i>

208
00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,546
And, yes, it's all thanks to

209
00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:17,176
LaCienega Boulevardez,
a beautiful footcopter of hope.

210
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,596
PENNY: Go LaCienega! We love you!
REPORTER: And that sums it up, Smithville.

211
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,392
I'm Vanessa Vue,
and today, I actually like my job.

212
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,310
PENNY: LaCi!
DIJONAY: LaCi!

213
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:33,150
Mm-mm-mm!
Shrimp and grits. My favorite!

214
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,863
-You want some, Suga Mama?
-Oh, son, don't mind if I do?

215
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,448
Psych! You can't have any!

216
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,825
-(ZAPP GROWLS)
-(OSCAR LAUGHS)

217
00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:44,286
Well, watch out now, Suga Mama.
You don't want to get another black eye.

218
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,371
PENNY: Bye!

219
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:46,997
Where you going, baby girl?
Where's your books?

220
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:50,668
Oscar, keep up. There's no school
when LaCienega has a tournament.

221
00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:51,794
Since when?

222
00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:55,881
Since I got the school board to declare it
an official holiday.

223
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:56,966
(FANS CHANTING ON CELL PHONE)

224
00:11:57,049 --> 00:12:01,721
A holiday? Because a girl's got
some big feet and she can do flips?

225
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:04,140
I have no idea what you're talking about.

226
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,559
Come on, Penny. Let's go!

227
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:12,189
LaCi Posse! LaCi Posse! LaCi Posse!

228
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:13,607
(DOOR CLOSES)

229
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:17,111
Mm-mm-mm.
Trudy done finally lost her mind.

230
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-She even bought Puff a beanie.
-(PUFF GRUMBLES)

231
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,700
Sad. Now, I see why she married you.

232
00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,411
You're two of a kind. Just tragic.

233
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,249
You know what, Suga Mama?

234
00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:33,878
You are right. Makes no sense
that I'm not getting paid too.

235
00:12:33,961 --> 00:12:36,005
Come on, Zapp,
LaCienega's not the only one

236
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,298
who can make some money off
of some big feet.

237
00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:38,924
-Let's go!
-SUGA MAMA: Hmm.

238
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,676
-(PUFF WHINES)
-Puff.

239
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,805
We've done seen this before, huh?
(CHUCKLES) It's about to get ugly.

240
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,349
(CROWD CHEERING)

241
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:48,768
FAN: LaCi, my girl!

242
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,980
WIZARD: Now, in conclusion, y'all,
a 360 deal isn't just

243
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:56,400
the degrees in one of
Ms. Boulevardez's flippity spins,

244
00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:59,028
but the number of ways
the Wizard will profit...

245
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:03,115
Oops. I said the quiet part out loud.

246
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,201
Why should we make a deal with you?

247
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,038
Once we make the Olympic Team,
we'll get ten times this, okay?

248
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,331
WIZARD: Well, you know what they say.

249
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,626
Bird in the hand is worth more than
what y'all got now, y'all.

250
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,170
-He's got a point.
-PENNY: Give me that.

251
00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:19,548
Hey, y'all.
We sold out everything, y'all!

252
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,676
Even those Proud Snacks
Mr. Proud dumped on us.

253
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,470
You sold my daddy's snacks?

254
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:29,225
Don't call us, we'll call you, Wiz.

255
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:35,773
(SCOFFS) Okay. Here the Wizard thought
LaCi's Posse was ready to get flossy,

256
00:13:35,856 --> 00:13:37,858
but your hubris has made you sloppy.

257
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,902
Just like your daddy, Penny Proud.

258
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:44,615
Okay, LaCienega,
that dismount was shaky at best.

259
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,200
So what? I won.

260
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,912
Listen, if you do that mess
at our next meet,

261
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,248
we won't be invited to the Olympic Trials.

262
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,083
They won't even let us buy a ticket.

263
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,837
You're gonna be with LaCi's Posse
back in Smithville realness.

264
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,382
"We?" "We" aren't getting
invited anywhere, Uncle Randy.

265
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,926
Mm-hmm. I see you, okay.

266
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:08,681
But "we" are definitely practicing
every day this week,

267
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,058
so you can leave your posse at home.

268
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,185
Excuse me, that's a problem.

269
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,605
I've got LaCienega booked solid
for personal appearances.

270
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,609
How are we supposed to do all of that
and practice?

271
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,069
(MOCKINGLY) We, we, we...

272
00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:23,654
Oh, gosh.

273
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,447
Are we speaking French now?

274
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,576
LaCienega, I've got the foster kids.
They're here for a meet and greet.

275
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:31,579
No, Maya, she's got a TV interview.

276
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,874
It's okay, Penny,
I always have time for my fans.

277
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:36,959
(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING, LAUGHING)

278
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,632
(GROUP CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

279
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,220
(CROWD CHEERING)

280
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,018
Okay. That's enough, LaCienega.
We gotta go.

281
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,686
It's bad enough that we missed practice.

282
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:57,396
Now, we're gonna be late
for the tournament.

283
00:14:57,479 --> 00:15:01,692
Practice? We're talking about practice?
Why do you think I practice, Penny?

284
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,861
I don't know. To win tournaments?

285
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:07,072
Wrong. This is what I practice for.

286
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,326
ALL: We love you, LaCienega!

287
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:13,162
I love you more! Oh!

288
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,498
Too much love! Too much love! Too much!

289
00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:19,501
Okay, back up!
Stop it! Relax, everyone!

290
00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,754
-(ZAPP GROWLING)
-Zapp, come back here!

291
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,714
LACIENEGA: Oh, whoa. Wait a minute! Oh.

292
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,217
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

293
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,385
Wait a minute! What are you doing?

294
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,764
OSCAR: Hey, where are you all going
with my kangaroo?

295
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,977
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

296
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:42,399
-Where could she be?
-We looked everywhere, y'all. Nothing.

297
00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:44,693
Oh. Did you... Did you check the mall?

298
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,863
That was the first place
we went to, Ms. Boulevardez.

299
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:53,077
All the years of training and pain it took
to get to this point!

300
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,870
And she's about to blow it.

301
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,040
-LaCienega or you?
-Stay out of it, Felix.

302
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,710
ANNOUNCER: <i>Next on the vault,</i>
<i>LaCienega Boulevardez.</i>

303
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,671
Oh, no, what do we do?

304
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:06,090
It's happening again!

305
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:08,425
(TREMBLING, THUDS)

306
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,135
BARRY: Randy?

307
00:16:11,887 --> 00:16:12,888
What happened?

308
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,391
You went to that dark place again.

309
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,476
(LOUD THUDDING)

310
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,771
OSCAR: Whoa!

311
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:23,315
(OSCAR GROANS, WHIMPERS)

312
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,067
Hey, we here!

313
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:30,239
LaCienega, they just called my name...
I mean, your name.

314
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,533
Where have you been? (SPEAKS SPANISH)

315
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,827
Relax, Mom. I had a mall appearance.

316
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,289
What? It's a big mall!

317
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,208
Listen, that's not important.

318
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,837
You're here now but you need a perfect 10
to make the trials. No pressure.

319
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,631
Everybody fall back, I got this.

320
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:51,969
-Uh, aren't you gonna change?
-Yeah...

321
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,013
the game.

322
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,681
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

323
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,019
ANNOUNCER: <i>Here we go.</i>

324
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,319
-(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
-ANNOUNCER: <i>She does it!</i>

325
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,571
<i>Let's cut to the judges.</i>

326
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,948
<i>A perfect 10!</i>

327
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,162
GIRLS: We're going to the trials!
We're going to the trials!

328
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,123
ANNOUNCER: <i>This is amazing.</i>

329
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:28,881
(TRIUMPHANT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

330
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,556
Well, Gabby, these Olympic Trials
were supposed to be

331
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,392
LaCienega Boulevardez's coming out party.

332
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:42,686
But it hasn't quite turned out that way.

333
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,148
She's currently number nine
on the leaderboard.

334
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,025
GABBY: That's right, Dominique.

335
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:53,155
And making the team at this point
is going to be a long, long, long shot.

336
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,075
And she has to beat none other than
my former Olympic teammate,

337
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:59,036
and gold medalist, Laurie Hernandez.

338
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,004
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

339
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:15,219
A perfect 10! My girl, the Human Emoji,
has done it again.

340
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:19,223
It's time to fly, baby.
This is it, you ready?

341
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,853
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

342
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,443
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

343
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,115
(AUDIENCE GASPING)

344
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,078
(CHEERING AND GASPING)

345
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,504
-(THUDS)
-(AUDIENCE GASPS)

346
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,135
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

347
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,469
GABBY: Unbelievable!

348
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,179
A perfect 11?

349
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,015
No one has ever done this before!

350
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,811
LaCienega Boulevardez
is going to the Olympics!

351
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,938
FANS: (CHANTING) LaCi! LaCi! LaCi!

352
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,106
(EXPLODES)

353
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,484
(SINGING) <i>We're going to the Olympics</i>
<i>We're going to the Olympics</i>

354
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:16,405
Vanessa, I've dreamed of this day
since I was a little girl.

355
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,992
It's been tough coming back
from that injury, but I did it.

356
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,995
Everybody ain't able.
Y'all know that's the truth.

357
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,248
I'm finally going to the Olympics!

358
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:30,127
WIZARD: Well, well, well,
Ms. LaCienega Boulevardez,

359
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,045
the Wizard is here with some humble cake.

360
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,047
Looks like your little bet paid off.

361
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,674
Not to worry,

362
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,760
I also brought a generously-revised,

363
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:43,724
nine-figure,
ambiguously-worded contract, y'all.

364
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,727
What are you doing here, Moji?

365
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,438
Well, this is the team locker room.

366
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:53,609
Not anymore. It's a new day.
And there's a new queen in town.

367
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,736
Uh, says who?

368
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:59,489
Says this nine-figure,
yet ambiguously-worded contract.

369
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,576
Nine figures, seriously?
You just got here.

370
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:06,705
And you're just leaving, Baby Shakira.
Security!

371
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,832
-(THUDS)
-(ZAPP GROWLS)

372
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,793
Ms. Emoji, please step away
from the superstar.

373
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,464
-(GASPS) JoJo!
-(JOJO COOS)

374
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,757
BOTH: JoJo?

375
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,178
Excuse me, ma'am, could you
kindly remove your arms from my kangaroo

376
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,722
so he can cruelly backflip you
out of here, Mandalorian-style?

377
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:25,933
No, this is my JoJo.

378
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:29,311
He was a gift
from the prime minister of Australia.

379
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:33,565
I've been looking all over for him.
My cutie. Oh.

380
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,192
Well, that might be true,
<i>Jenny From the Block,</i>

381
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,985
but here, it's America first.

382
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,695
-Let me go!
-(JOJO GROWLS)

383
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,197
(GRUNTING)

384
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,657
-(CRASHES)
-LACIENEGA: Ow!

385
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:44,117
Ugh! Look what you did!

386
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,579
-(LACIENEGA GASPS)
-(OSCAR WHINES)

387
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:50,958
Somebody just hit
the Wizard's billion-dollar face!

388
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,585
-It's food fight, y'all!
-(GIRLS GASP)

389
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:55,587
(GRUNTS)

390
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,131
(ALL GRUNTING)

391
00:21:00,217 --> 00:21:01,760
(LAUGHS)

392
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:04,429
Ha-ha! Sucker! You missed! (GRUNTS)

393
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,393
Hey, I'm paying for that! (GRUNTING)

394
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,396
(SCREAMING)

395
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:14,731
(THUDS)

396
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:21,154
My leg! My leg! My leg!

397
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,992
Oh! My leg! My leg!

398
00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:32,207
Well, that's it. No Olympics.

399
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:36,211
Don't despair, Penny.
There's always the next Olympics.

400
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,297
No, I'll heal up in no time!

401
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:41,383
Look, doesn't hurt at all.
Look, it's fine! Fine!

402
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:45,095
-Walking, walking, walking. Jumping.
-Stop it! Stop dreaming.

403
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:49,141
I was never the same after my injury.
It is over. (CRYING)

404
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:51,560
Well, at least we signed that nine-figure,

405
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,062
yet ambiguously-worded contract
with Wizard Kelly.

406
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,857
-Shh! Look!
-(NEWS INTRO MUSIC ON TV)

407
00:21:56,940 --> 00:22:00,277
<i>Well, I want you</i>
<i>and all of Smithville to know</i>

408
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,571
that in spite of
today's unfortunate events,

409
00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:07,034
Wizard Kelly and his many enterprises
remains committed to women's sports.

410
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,578
So I'm here to announce the signing of

411
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:12,998
a nine-figure,
yet ambiguously-worded contract,

412
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,209
<i>with one of</i>
<i>gymnastics' biggest stars, y'all.</i>

413
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,254
He's talking about me!
He's talking about me!

414
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,257
Laurie Hernandez, y'all.

415
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,053
<i>And to LaCienega Boulevardez,</i>
estas despedida.

416
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,638
<i>That means, "you're fired", y'all!</i>

417
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:31,641
<i>Sorry, baby girl,</i>
<i>that's just how the femur crumbles.</i>

418
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:36,480
-This is all your fault, Penny Proud!
-Me? What did I do?

419
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,274
You hired your daddy and that giant rat!

420
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,986
Her daddy and that kangaroo
weren't the ones slinging cake!

421
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,946
You threw the first slice, Flipper!

422
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,282
Don't you talk about my daughter,
you Icy Hot has-been!

423
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,285
Well, she wouldn't have made it
to the trials without my Randy

424
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,411
you never-have-been!

425
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,788
-This whole thing...
-I wanted it to be...

426
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,915
(ALL ARGUING)

427
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,419
-RANDALL: Enough of this foolishness!
-(BLOWS WHISTLE)

428
00:22:59,503 --> 00:23:01,046
TRUDY: Randy made it all about him.

429
00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,672
(ARGUING STOPS)

430
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,218
I've been sitting by
while this whole dang town

431
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,846
lost its mind over this little girl
just because she can do some flips.

432
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:14,142
Lying, cheating, looking the other way
just so you could puff up your chests

433
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,395
and feel better about
your miserable little lives.

434
00:23:16,478 --> 00:23:18,814
-Tell them what they need to hear, Mama!
-You be quiet.

435
00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:20,816
You're just as bad as everybody else, boy.

436
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,234
Thank you, Suga Mama.

437
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:25,487
Oh, hush up, girl.
You're lucky I'm not your grandma.

438
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,406
You wouldn't be able to
sit down right now.

439
00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,116
And you're just as guilty as they are.

440
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,493
Your head got bigger than
them big old feet you got.

441
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,162
But at the end of the day,

442
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,873
I can't blame you, you're just a child.

443
00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,127
The rest of you so-called grown-ups
should have known better.

444
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,129
So, stop feeling sorry
for your pitiful selves.

445
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:43,672
I'm glad it's over.

446
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:47,342
Maybe now, you'll start acting like
you got some daggum sense.

447
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,427
(DOOR SLAMS)

448
00:23:50,345 --> 00:23:53,849
Suga Mama's right.
We should all be ashamed of ourselves.

449
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,726
Sorry, LaCienega, we really let you down.

450
00:23:57,227 --> 00:23:59,271
I owe you an apology, LaCienega.

451
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:04,401
I realize I was using you to finish some
unfinished business for myself.

452
00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,403
I shouldn't have done that.

453
00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:10,031
I guess we all got too caught up
in the attention, the power.

454
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,575
I know I did.

455
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:15,495
But, hey, it was fun while it lasted.
I came up.

456
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,415
I got 200,000 Hollagram followers!

457
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,918
I mean. I'm sorry, too.

458
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,254
I can't believe
we exploited you like that.

459
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:26,590
Even though I did it for good.
I was doing it for our people...

460
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,800
In retrospect, we failed you,

461
00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,761
we failed each other,
we failed the community,

462
00:24:31,845 --> 00:24:32,929
-we failed humanity...
-PENNY: Okay,

463
00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,389
we get the point, Zoey. Come on!

464
00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:37,476
LaCienega, can you forgive me?

465
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:42,189
I was trying to fulfill my own dreams
through you, <i>mi corazon.</i> (CLICKS TONGUE)

466
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:45,859
(SIGHS) I'm so sorry. (KISSES)

467
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,823
Man, I'm glad
those Debbie Downers are gone.

468
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,784
Now that Wizard Kelly and that blocker,
Penny, are out the picture,

469
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,786
you and I can finally make a deal.

470
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,288
TRUDY: Come on, Oscar.
OSCAR: Ow!

471
00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,956
OSCAR: Trudy, wait! She was about to sign.

472
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:09,716
VANESSA: <i>Life continues in Smithville</i>

473
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:12,719
<i>regardless of the epic fail</i>
<i>of LaCienega Boulevardez.</i>

474
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:17,015
<i>Despite not basking in the glory of being</i>
<i>an Olympian hometown,</i>

475
00:25:17,098 --> 00:25:20,435
<i>the sun still rises in the east</i>
<i>and sets in the west.</i>

476
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:24,731
<i>But what's undeniably missing</i>
<i>is the joy in between.</i>

477
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:29,194
<i>Was our collective demise inevitable</i>
<i>once we placed all our hopes and dreams</i>

478
00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:33,740
<i>into one immature, selfish,</i>
<i>self-centered teenage basket?</i>

479
00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:38,453
(INHALES SHARPLY) <i>Of course it was.</i>
<i>A bitter pill to swallow indeed.</i>

480
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,121
<i>But life carries on.</i>

481
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,706
<i>Just not for us, Smithville.</i>

482
00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:45,377
<i>I'm Vanessa Vue,</i>
<i>and once again, I'm looking for a job.</i>

483
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,963
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK, THUDS)

484
00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,800
Just swing back and forth, back and forth.

485
00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:56,179
Feel the rhythm of your body.
Now, let go.

486
00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,933
-(BOTH GASP)
-(GASPS)

487
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,937
(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

488
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:07,107
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)