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喔，寶貝，我最愛跟你散步了

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(我最愛妳什麼都買單)

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讓蘇佳奶奶香一下，帕皮

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(兩個腦袋瓜勝過一個)

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<i>榮耀家族</i>

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<i>你我永遠在一起</i>

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<i>不分晝夜都是一家人</i>

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<i>雖然有時你傻里傻氣</i>

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<i>但你知道我會一樣愛你</i>

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<i>我知道只要在你身邊</i>

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<i>我永遠可以做自己，不用偽裝</i>

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<i>我每天去上學時</i>

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<i>你知道世上沒人比我更愛你</i>

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<i>-一家人</i>
<i>-一家人</i>

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<i>榮耀家族</i>

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<i>他們會讓你尖叫</i>

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<i>會讓你想要高歌</i>

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<i>這就是家人的感情，榮耀家族</i>

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<i>榮耀家族</i>

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<i>他們會惹你生氣</i>

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<i>會讓你想要擁抱他們</i>

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<i>這就是家人的感情，榮耀家族</i>

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<i>榮耀家族</i>

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《榮耀家族：榮耀再現》

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(《伯德法官》)

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<i>誰的手中持有木槌？</i>

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<i>伯德法官</i>

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<i>哦， 是那位壞…</i>

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<i>抗議駁回！</i>

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<i>我指的是法官</i>

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<i>-你知道我在說什麼</i>
<i>-對</i>

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<i>到他的法庭別說謊耍花樣</i>

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<i>-那是伯德法官</i>
<i>-伯德法官</i>

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<i>那位法官不容胡鬧</i>

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<i>伯德法官</i>

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<i>他會制止檢方發言</i>

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<i>伯德法官</i>

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<i>你最好有最佳辯護</i>

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<i>因為在他的法庭</i>

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<i>證明無辜前是有罪推定</i>

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<i>伯德法官</i>

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妳指望我相信有人跑到妳家

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在牆上安裝一部大螢幕電視

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教妳怎麼使用

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但是妳現在宣稱並沒有訂購它？

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妳簡直是度度鳥，我判定原告勝訴

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我最愛看伯德法官，他不開玩笑的

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她跟妳好像，媽媽

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度度！

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我看《伯德法官》的時候不要惹我

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蘇佳奶奶，拜託妳就這一次…

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菲力，快進來

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等等，怎麼有這些可愛小狗狗？

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看看你們，看看這些小東西

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這些是哪裡來的？

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很高興你喜歡，因為牠們是你的

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應該說是白毛的

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那你就找錯人了，蘇佳奶奶

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什麼事，兒子？

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菲力送東西來給妳
看來妳和白毛有孩子要養了

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兒子，拜託你別再胡說八道了，好嗎？

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牠們是白毛和拉盧佩的愛情結晶

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你一定弄錯了

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白色和棕色調不出藍色

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牠們絕不是白毛的寶寶
對不對，白毛？

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看，我不是說了嗎？

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白毛什麼都不知道

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(牠在說謊，妳也是)

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現在不是說情話的時候，帕皮

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他說妳說謊

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幹嘛打我？

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因為我的帕皮絕對不會那樣說我
對吧，帕皮？

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(用英文嗎？)

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(不會)

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那句我聽懂了，帕皮，把話收回去

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-不要
-收回去，帕皮

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不要逼我傷害你喔

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(那就轉身，別讓我看到妳的臉)

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奧斯卡，最好抓住你媽媽

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把你爸爸控制好，菲力

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你才把你媽媽控制好，奧斯卡

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-你想跟我飆罵？
-不想

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我要你帶走這些狗狗，拿去

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不，我才不要收這些狗狗咧
而且你不能對我怎麼樣

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-是嗎？
-是

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-是嗎？
-是

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奧斯卡，出了什麼事？

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菲力想把一些小狗丟給我們

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不過我們都處理好了
對吧，蘇佳奶奶？

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可不是

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搞什麼鬼，什麼？

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菲力，來把狗抓走

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我才不餵牠們

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(青少年羅格)

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哇，邁可

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真難相信我能到《青少年羅格》來實習

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相信我，小姊妹

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難以相信的部分才剛開始呢

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這是妳的桌子

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她的助理怎麼了？

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(塔莉亞的助理)

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-他們不幹了
-他們是誰？

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我啊，掰

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千萬記住，妳十八歲了

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她恨小孩

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和其他所有人

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(潘妮普洛)

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喂，那個誰，立刻進來

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不對，姊妹，拜託

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那是行不通的

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妳被炒魷魚了

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妳是誰，另外一個呢？

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邁可？

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他好像辭職了

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是，會計部

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是？

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立刻止付…妳說他叫什麼名字？

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邁可

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邁可的支票

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可是他…他不領支票的

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不管他領不領，反正立刻止付

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是，老闆，非常抱歉，馬上辦

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幫我煮一杯大的半糖半咖啡因
低脂摩卡拿鐵，不要奶泡

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然後…

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去換衣服

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酒紅色開襟羊毛衫已經落伍了

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換成什麼？

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我是妳媽媽嗎？自己想

129
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羅格小姐，我只想說能跟妳合作
我覺得好榮幸

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我得先打斷妳

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妳不是跟我合作

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是替我工作

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那個誰，出去吧

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是潘妮

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永遠別再糾正我，明白嗎？

136
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亞曼達，一線

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怎麼了？

138
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媽媽、爸爸，這些小狗是哪裡來的？

139
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奧斯卡，拜託

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讓我帶這些小狗到毛寶家

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他們馬上會替牠們找到家的

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別擔心

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我們正準備帶小狗回家

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好了嗎，媽媽？

145
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我們走，兒子

146
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奧斯卡，你做什麼？

147
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處理事情啊

148
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對了，妳養在這個籠子那隻豪豬？

149
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那個兄弟走了

150
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楚蒂

151
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蘇佳奶奶

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閉嘴，兒子

153
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我沒那麼重，別像個傻瓜一樣

154
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妳怎麼不一開始就那樣？

155
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媽媽！

156
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(已設定保全)

157
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第一個字

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兩個音節

159
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我看不懂

160
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你在做什麼？別浪費時間

161
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媽媽

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跟我來，兒子

163
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真簡單

164
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賽安琪

165
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,462
妳訂了巫師頻道嗎？

166
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(《數不清的大麥町》)

167
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我不想再把錢通通給那個人

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(希望也有夏蘿的頻道)

169
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原來你想來硬的，奧斯卡？

170
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我奉陪

171
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我們走，帕皮

172
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咱們去痛宰這些傻瓜

173
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(第二天)

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以後沒有小狗了，蘇佳奶奶

175
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不得不承認，你可能對了，兒子

176
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妳叫我兒子？是不是曬昏了？

177
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不…不，我在跟你說話，兒子

178
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我？

179
00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,209
我能親妳嗎？

180
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-不行
-能抱妳嗎？

181
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-不行
-擊掌？

182
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孩子

183
00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,091
我是逗你的，當然可以

184
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你們兩個在笑什麼？

185
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就說我跟媽媽會甩掉那些小狗

186
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你懂這是什麼意思吧，兒子？

187
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懂，媽媽，開戰了

188
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可惡，我受夠了，菲力

189
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不能再這樣下去

190
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,181
各位家人好

191
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,849
是，姊妹，我再打給妳

192
00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:26,310
奧斯卡，那是夕陽打來的

193
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:29,772
你和菲力把小狗狗的事做得太離譜了

194
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不，老婆，是菲力太過分了

195
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:35,361
奧斯卡，你幾時才要罷休？

196
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,279
依我看這件事已經完了

197
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結束了，了結了

198
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到此為止

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對，菲力和帕皮輸得很慘

200
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不過他還是很帥

201
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真不敢相信

202
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菲力竟然用酥脆上校對付我

203
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,545
酥脆都用上了？

204
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不打不行

205
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,133
拜託你們讓我
把小狗送去毛寶家，好嗎？

206
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,427
不行，那等於承認我們錯了

207
00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,721
普洛家的人絕對不認錯

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對錯都一樣

209
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我不能留下來照顧牠們

210
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我全鎮到處都有約診

211
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,228
沒關係，咱們生孩子就是為了今天

212
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,188
潘妮放學可以回家照顧牠們

213
00:12:12,356 --> 00:12:13,816
我放學後得去上班

214
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,735
上班？所以妳才穿那個樣子？

215
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對

216
00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:17,987
用我的錢買的？

217
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,989
不是，從媽媽的衣櫃挖出來的

218
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:21,240
他們付妳多少錢？

219
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他們沒付我錢

220
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那不叫上班，那叫做義工

221
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,369
妳真的有夠笨

222
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:29,498
我說過，爸爸，這叫實習

223
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,500
我不能帶狗狗進辦公室

224
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,461
交給媽媽嘛，她是獸醫

225
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,712
妳說什麼？

226
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,256
什麼都沒說，我愛狗狗

227
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:38,924
來吧，媽媽，我們走

228
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,342
我跟著你呢，兒子

229
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,260
奮戰到底

230
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,845
你們又想做什麼了？

231
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,682
我們就要使出最後的絕招了

232
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,313
好了，拜託不要出聲

233
00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:53,439
拜託

234
00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,777
別這樣，我不該帶你們來這裡的

235
00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,612
那個誰，馬上進來

236
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,494
看來有人去逛街了

237
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,913
對，沒錯

238
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,664
逛妳母親的衣櫃

239
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,375
不曉得，也許吧

240
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,086
至少不是酒紅色

241
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,130
聽著，潘什麼的

242
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,800
我需要妳安排行銷部的主管會議

243
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,301
取消人資部會議

244
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,470
確認我跟索蘭芝的午餐約會

245
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,555
燙我的外套，照顏色排我的高跟鞋

246
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,683
用「全部回覆」回我所有的電郵

247
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,893
他們最討厭我這樣

248
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,646
澆我的玫瑰，但是要用玫瑰水

249
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,314
它們不喝自來水

250
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,275
什麼聲音？

251
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,360
喔，姊妹

252
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,070
是我的肚子

253
00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:42,613
我餓了

254
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,490
小聲一點

255
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,620
那不是妳的肚子
我知道助理肚子餓的聲音

256
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:50,538
那不是

257
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,885
羅格小姐，我可以解釋

258
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,638
真不敢相信

259
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:12,142
妳做了功課，知道我愛狗

260
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:15,521
好可愛喔，而且是電光藍的，我愛牠們

261
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,357
等等，妳不氣我帶牠們來這裡？

262
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,525
不

263
00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:24,446
我怎麼會氣妳把這些
超可愛的寶貝帶來給我？

264
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,325
不過我倒是很氣妳
讓牠們擠在這麼小的辦公室

265
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,370
這裡配不上你們，對吧？

266
00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:33,372
對，配不上，對，配不上

267
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:35,624
我要幫你們換個大辦公室

268
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,293
妳要給我換個大辦公室？

269
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,086
當然不是

270
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,422
我要給小狗狗大辦公室

271
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:44,216
不過妳得到那裡照顧這些狗

272
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,344
真謝謝妳，塔莉亞

273
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,637
我是說，羅格小姐

274
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,639
不要碰巴黎世家

275
00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:51,849
不…不

276
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,392
我沒打算碰

277
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:57,354
只是手伸得比較靠近妳

278
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,448
你們又想幹嘛？

279
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,658
我們要讓你倒大楣，好朋友

280
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,035
你也是，帕皮

281
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,745
(拜託)

282
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,582
(別又是一張免費的雙人按摩券)

283
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,499
(伯德法官)
(法庭命令)

284
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,542
什麼？等等

285
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:19,793
你要告我們？

286
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,587
沒錯，把你們告上伯德的法庭

287
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,504
你會變成度度鳥

288
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:28,469
(也許伯德法官會核准我一道禁制令)

289
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:33,933
<i>伯德法官</i>

290
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,017
(《伯德法官》)

291
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,186
今天伯德法官審理的案件是

292
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,356
原告，奧斯卡普洛和他祖母…

293
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:43,025
不好意思，我是他媽媽

294
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,487
更正，他媽媽

295
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,198
原告指控被告以藍色小狗炸彈

296
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,115
(證據)

297
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:53,744
攻擊他們後院造成極大的心理壓力

298
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,454
和身體傷害

299
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:59,541
被告菲力布雷瓦和他父親帕皮

300
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,795
宣稱他們只是將小狗歸還給原主

301
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:06,465
因為原告花心的狗正是小狗的爸爸

302
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:10,636
本案案名為
「白毛爸爸與惡名昭彰的小狗」

303
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:13,305
全體起立

304
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:19,770
<i>伯德法官</i>

305
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:23,607
各位請坐

306
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,611
好啦，我看了一下這個案子

307
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:31,949
不得不說這個案子蠢到極點

308
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:34,284
我沒聽過這麼蠢的案子

309
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,995
我真…不敢相信

310
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,664
伯德，法官…法官
伯德法官、伯德法官

311
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,290
最好有重要的事，女士

312
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,501
不然後果很嚴重

313
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,336
八成要坐牢

314
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:49,008
等等，伯德法官
我只想說我每天看你的節目

315
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:53,137
你是電視上最厲害、最英俊的人

316
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,058
結案，我在此宣判原告勝訴

317
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:03,188
嘿，我都沒機會說你好可愛

318
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,025
還有你穿那身黑袍真好看，法官

319
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,067
你不是我的菜

320
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:08,569
你，我的朋友

321
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:10,320
是一隻度度

322
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:11,947
搞什麼…

323
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,788
(至少現在我可以飛走)

324
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,124
(逃離這頭野獸)

325
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,628
你不知道度度鳥不會飛嗎，傻瓜？

326
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,423
這件事還沒完，奧斯卡

327
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,383
我要再把你告上法院

328
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:36,930
(瑪瓦達主審)

329
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,309
(歡迎觀賞歌唱法官主審悲慘的)

330
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,687
(「櫥窗裡的小狗不是我的」案件)

331
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:44,897
(全體起立)

332
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,650
<i>(不論你是美是醜，是高矮胖瘦)</i>

333
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,110
<i>(還有你是怎麼想的)</i>

334
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,321
<i>(不要哭泣，我就是光明)</i>

335
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,239
<i>(要改變你的心情)</i>

336
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,116
<i>(我可以解決你的問題)</i>

337
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,702
<i>(帶著你的家人，你的奶奶、叔伯)</i>

338
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,579
<i>(聽著，由我來做最終決定)</i>

339
00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,706
<i>(別跟我說那怪獸的故事)</i>

340
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,000
(蘇佳奶奶的身分曝光了)

341
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:07,211
(我自由了，自由了)

342
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:11,381
<i>(在我的邪惡法庭</i>
<i>你們的糾結將會迎刃而解)</i>

343
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:15,385
<i>(邪惡法庭，糾結迎刃而解)</i>

344
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,012
搞什麼，卡拉OK法庭啊

345
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,639
她聽起來像在生產的母牛

346
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,271
你不該那麼說的，兒子

347
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,608
(我已做出判決)

348
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,735
(勝訴方是…)

349
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,654
(原告)

350
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,452
(所有人戴上你們的…)

351
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,704
(耳罩)

352
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,916
怎麼回事，媽媽？她在說什麼？

353
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,709
怎麼大家都戴上耳罩了？

354
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,515
過來，到媽媽腿上

355
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,600
真是乖寶寶，誰是乖…

356
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,894
在我嘴巴裡

357
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,524
潘妮，妳叫潘妮吧？

358
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,944
這是康妮，她要接手妳的工作了

359
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:15,737
什麼，我的工作？

360
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,990
不管我做錯了什麼，對不起

361
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,826
我不是故意的，我知道擁抱有點過火

362
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,786
但每件事我都照妳說的做啦

363
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,329
是，沒錯

364
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:28,083
這些小寶貝也讓我快樂得不得了

365
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,086
所以我才要把妳升到編輯部

366
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:34,506
等等，慢著，我升級成有給職啦？

367
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:35,883
不，姊妹，拜託

368
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,969
妳是無薪的拍照實習生

369
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:42,931
但是妳可以近距離接觸所有的名人客戶

370
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,266
妳有意見嗎？

371
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,102
沒有，當然沒有

372
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:50,230
真是太好了，真謝謝妳，塔莉亞

373
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,274
是啦…

374
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:53,984
但是有個條件

375
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,153
姊妹，沒問題，我會辦退學的

376
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,322
不用

377
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:00,741
那就得付妳薪水了，傻瓜

378
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:05,204
不，我工作時
妳得把這些小可愛留在我辦公室

379
00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,538
就這麼說定囉？

380
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,333
是，姊妹，牠們好愛妳，我也一樣

381
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,501
我也愛牠們

382
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,213
真的，我愛牠們，真的，真的

383
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,222
奧斯卡，拜託，夠了，這件事鬧太久了

384
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,058
妳放心，楚蒂，到此為止，我保證

385
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,226
我跟菲力說好了

386
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,479
沒錯，現在我們把案子送到

387
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,189
電視圈的最高法院

388
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,607
是哪個節目？

389
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,651
墨瑞主持的《誰是爸爸？》

390
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,110
贏的人就贏了

391
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,613
走吧，蘇佳奶奶，還有傳說中的狗爸爸

392
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,573
(《誰是爸爸？》)

393
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,951
就說嘛，就說嘛，我就知道

394
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,078
廣告後馬上回來

395
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,375
媽，我得換衣服上班了

396
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,210
那些小狗呢？

397
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,671
跟妳爸爸、蘇佳奶奶和白毛一起

398
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,798
上墨瑞主持的《誰是爸爸？》

399
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,758
幹嘛上那個無聊的節目？

400
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,010
好斷定白毛是不是狗爸爸

401
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:06,265
無論如何，晚上都要把那些
可憐的小可愛送到毛寶家

402
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,516
怎麼可以？

403
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,559
妳竟然在乎，潘妮

404
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,395
妳不是抱怨要照顧牠們？

405
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,022
不…不，妳不明白

406
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:17,734
塔莉亞愛那些小狗，而我更愛牠們

407
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:20,112
我能升職全都靠牠們

408
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:25,033
聽了蘇佳奶奶，聽了帕皮

409
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,077
聽了拉盧佩和白毛的證詞

410
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,954
謝謝我們的犬科翻譯員

411
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,164
我們也看了可愛的照片

412
00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,750
現在，該聽事實真相了

413
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:38,380
我手上拿的是DNA結果

414
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:45,887
在這個

415
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,599
電光藍小狗的案子裡

416
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:54,021
白毛

417
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,609
你不是父親

418
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:05,866
-拉盧佩
-傻瓜

419
00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:08,076
就說我的白毛不是狗爸爸

420
00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:09,870
來吧

421
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,955
好棒，白毛

422
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:14,249
拉盧佩

423
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,418
回來，回來

424
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,211
不會有事的

425
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,722
討厭

426
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:32,434
我得再找其他的無薪工作了

427
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:37,981
奧斯卡，潘妮呢？

428
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,191
不知道

429
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,234
我以為她去你家跟那些小狗道別了

430
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,529
對，她自願幫我帶牠們到毛寶家

431
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,073
那出了什麼事，菲力？

432
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,616
出了這件大事

433
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,202
賽安琪在網上查到了這個

434
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:51,370
(稀有品種)

435
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,287
(電光藍薩摩亞貴賓犬)

436
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,831
那些狗狗一隻值五萬塊錢？

437
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:59,002
對，那些電光藍薩摩亞貴賓犬非常稀有

438
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,756
妳哪兒去了，潘妮？

439
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,800
我送狗狗去牠們的新家了

440
00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,177
什麼新家？不是毛寶家

441
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,846
我打電話問了，他們說妳根本沒去

442
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,808
我送給一個有愛心的家庭了

443
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,268
反正你們都不要狗狗
沒什麼大不了的嘛

444
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,813
沒什麼大不了？這可是大事

445
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,065
一隻五萬塊？

446
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,693
<i>誰的手中持有木槌？</i>

447
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:24,778
<i>伯德法官</i>

448
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:27,906
本集《伯德法官》

449
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:31,159
被告奧斯卡普洛和菲力布雷瓦

450
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:35,580
指控被告綁架他們價值五萬美元的小狗

451
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,959
本案名為「電光藍大獎」

452
00:23:39,918 --> 00:23:41,086
這是天大的事

453
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:47,384
帕皮，抱歉我生你的氣
還差點劈開你的前額

454
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:49,636
但是我知道我們不會

455
00:23:49,719 --> 00:23:52,389
因為狗狗的誤會而分開的

456
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:54,516
(就像我常說的)

457
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,893
(即使一開始不成功)

458
00:23:56,977 --> 00:24:00,856
(也要一試再試)

459
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:05,944
打勾勾保證以後絕對不會
再讓任何事情影響我們的感情

460
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,645
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