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PENNY: <i>Wow. Aren't we cute?</i>

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<i>This is when it all started.</i>

3
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<i>Every year, since we were little kids,</i>

4
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<i>we would all get together</i>
<i>and dress up as our favorite princess.</i>

5
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<i>It was so fun!</i>
<i>My parents would go all out!</i>

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<i>Well, not my dad.</i>
<i>But my mom went all the way in!</i>

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<i>It made us feel so special!</i>

8
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<i>It was my very favorite part of growing up</i>
<i>and I never wanted it to end.</i>

9
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<i>Until last week, when everything changed.</i>

10
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(SINGING)
<i>The... Proud... Family... What?</i>

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<i>You and me will always be tight</i>

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<i>Family every day and every night</i>

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<i>Even when you start acting like a fool</i>

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<i>You know that I'm lovin'</i>
<i>every single thing you do</i>

15
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<i>I know I can always be myself</i>

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<i>When I'm with you</i>
<i>more than anybody else</i>

17
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<i>Every single day</i>
<i>that I'm headed off to school</i>

18
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<i>You know there's no one</i>
<i>I love as much as you</i>

19
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<i>-The family</i>
<i>-The family</i>

20
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<i>Proud family</i>

21
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<i>They'll make you scream!</i>

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<i>They'll make you wanna sing!</i>

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<i>It's a family thing, a family</i>
<i>A proud, proud family</i>

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<i>Proud family</i>

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<i>They'll push your buttons!</i>

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<i>They'll make you wanna hug 'em</i>

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<i>A family, family</i>
<i>Proud, proud family</i>

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<i>Proud, proud family</i>

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(OSCAR SCREAMS)

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(PHONES CHIMING)

31
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Hey, why is everybody
glued to their phone?

32
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We're always glued to our phones.

33
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No, absolutely everyone is on their phone.

34
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Girl, Noah Barker is transferring
to our school.

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Noah Barker from <i>Odder Things?</i>
I love that show! He is so cute!

36
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Oh! Dijonay,
what is that in your potatoes?

37
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Zang, I have to stop letting
Paprika do my hair.

38
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Shh! We're trying to watch
Noah Barker's interview.

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INTERVIEWER: <i>So, tell me, Noah...</i>
STUDENT: Y'all shut up!

40
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Why would such a terrifically talented
and handsome teen star like you

41
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want to transfer to such a passé,

42
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pedestrian public school
like Willy T. Ribbs?

43
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Vanessa, I don't see passé. I see normal,
and I want to do normal things.

44
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You know, I wanna eat
normal cafeteria food,

45
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I wanna get detention
like a normal student.

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I wanna go to the Valentine's Day dance
with a perfectly normal girl.

47
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(GIRLS SWOON)

48
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(GIRLS SCREAM)

49
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-(OBJECTS CLATTER)
-(CAT SCREECHES)

50
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Hold on. I'm gonna need a new dress
'cause I know he's picking me.

51
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He's definitely picking me.
We're gonna be the next power couple.

52
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Like Ciara and Russell.
Cardi B and On-and-Offset.

53
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Oh, please, LaCienega.

54
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He said he's looking for a normal girl.
Not a thirsty clout-chaser.

55
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You'll be clout-chasing our private jet.

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-(GIRLS LAUGHING)
-Oh, snap!

57
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You guys hear about that kid
from <i>Dumber Things?</i>

58
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It's <i>"Odder Things."</i>
And can you believe it?

59
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He's gonna ask a lucky girl out
to the Valentine's dance!

60
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You know, you say that like
you hope to be that lucky girl.

61
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Aw, thanks, Kareem,
for understanding.

62
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(CHUCKLES) You walked
right into that one, Kareem.

63
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My girl already knows she lucky,
ain't that right, Dijo-bae?

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I'll be lucky if you transfer back
to your old school. Boy, bye!

65
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(LAUGHING)

66
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(CROWD GASPING
AND MURMURING)

67
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(GIRLS SCREAMING)

68
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(SCREAMS) It's Noah Barker!

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(GIRLS SCREAMING)

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(SWEET VOICE) Children.
(SPUTTERS) Children.

71
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(HARSH VOICE) I said, "Settle down,
you future border guards!"

72
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Thank you. Now, I'd like you all to meet

73
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our newest student, Noah Barker!

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-Hello, everybody.
-ALL: Hello, Noah!

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-I love you, Noah!
-(OTHERS CLAMORING)

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I love you, too.

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(SWOONS)

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(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

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(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

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Hey. I'm Noah. What's your name, girl?

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Hi, I'm LaCienega Boulevardez.

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-And I'm Penny Proud.
-And I'm Michael Collins, AKA The Baddest.

83
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And I'm Dijonay Barker.
(CHUCKLES) I mean, Jones.

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Sorry, but I was talking to her.

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(OTHERS GASP)

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Hey.

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No worries. I'll get outta your way.
I was just leaving.

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No. You are absolutely beautiful.

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And I'd be honored if you would
accompany me to the Valentine's Day dance.

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(ALL GASP)

91
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Okay, Borat. You can take off the mask.

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No. This is me. I'm real.

93
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And what I'm feeling is even real-er.
So, what do you say?

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(SPUTTERS) I would love to.

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(NOAH CHUCKLES)

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That was just unexpected.

97
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Not really. The way I hear,
Noah's only into white girls.

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ALL: What?

99
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TRUDY: I'm so excited
about the Princess Party!

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You're going to have
the prettiest dress this year. You'll see.

101
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But what about the dress
I showed you on Wiz Prime?

102
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You got Wiz Prime money?

103
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No, but my daddy does. (SHRIEKS)

104
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Stick her again for me, Trudy.

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-(OSCAR YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
-Suga, hurry up! We're gonna miss our bus.

106
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Yeah, what are you still doing here, Ma?

107
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Thought you'd be in Wiz Vegas
and broke by now. (CHUCKLES)

108
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-SUGA MAMA: Oh, hush.
-(YELLS)

109
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You know I can't go anywhere
without my lucky dentures.

110
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They weren't lucky for the dog you
got 'em from. That's for sure. (SCREAMING)

111
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

112
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(OSCAR SCREAMS)

113
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Penny. What's wrong?

114
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Honey, if you don't like this dress,
I can make you another one.

115
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No, it's not that.

116
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Then what is it? Come on,
I know when something's bothering you.

117
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-It's about this boy.
-Wait a minute! Did Kareem do something?

118
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Where does he live?
I ain't afraid to go to Wizcatraz!

119
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No, Daddy. It's not Kareem.

120
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It's a hypothetical boy.

121
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Well, just remember this, young lady.

122
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Your hypothetical daddy
won't let you date either.

123
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Oscar. What about this
hypothetical boy, Penny?

124
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Well, what if you like this boy,

125
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but he only likes

126
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a certain type of girl?

127
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What type of girl are you talking about?

128
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No, no, no, it's not what you think, Mama.
It's the type of girl I could never be.

129
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Well, you can only be who you are, baby.
So, maybe he's not the right boy.

130
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But what if one of your best friends
is that type of girl?

131
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That's the problem with you kids today.
You're some-timey friends.

132
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Now, me and Celia, we would never
let a man come between us. Ever.

133
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That's right. Sisters before misters.

134
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(EXCLAIMS IN JOY)
Found my teeth. Right where I left 'em.

135
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Come on, Celia.
We're about to miss the fun bus.

136
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Don't you mean the happy hearse?
(YELLS)

137
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SUGA MAMA: Thank you, son.

138
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This'll be enough for me to play that
penny slot for about a minute. (CACKLES)

139
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(LAPTOP BEEPS)

140
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Hey, y'all. What's up?

141
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<i>We need to talk about that</i>
<i>little incident in the cafeteria today.</i>

142
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When your tracks fell into
your mashed potatoes?

143
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Girl, you'll be okay. Hair is protein.

144
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<i>No! You know what I'm talking about,</i>
<i>Penny. Noah only dating white girls.</i>

145
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<i>Yeah. No chocolate, no caramel,</i>
<i>no sprinkles, no nothing.</i>

146
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<i>Don't act like you didn't feel</i>
<i>some type of way, Proud.</i>

147
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<i>Yeah. What's wrong with us?</i>

148
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<i>Girl, we do not have enough time</i>
<i>for that conversation.</i>

149
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<i>Oh. You're right. Bye!</i>

150
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Look, there is nothing wrong with you.
Or any of us. He just likes Zoey.

151
00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,233
<i>Because she's white. Right, Maya?</i>

152
00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,235
<i>My cousin lives down the street from him</i>

153
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,237
<i>and says he only goes out</i>
<i>with the vanilla.</i>

154
00:08:08,362 --> 00:08:09,780
That's not Zoey's fault.

155
00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:13,326
Besides, we don't know that's true
just because your cousin says so.

156
00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,913
He could be dating Zoey for Zoey.
Have you guys ever thought about that?

157
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<i>What I do know is, we voted.</i>

158
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<i>And Becky with the red hair is officially</i>
<i>uninvited to the Princess Party.</i>

159
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<i>Who's that?</i>

160
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(GRUNTS)

161
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Zoey?

162
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<i>Yep. Becky with the red hair.</i>

163
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<i>And I whoop!</i>

164
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(SHEEPISHLY) Hey.

165
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SLOT MACHINE: <i>Sorry, you lose.</i>

166
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Son-of-a-Billie-Holiday!
This machine is rigged.

167
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,377
Papi, give me more money.

168
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:07,672
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

169
00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:10,132
Bah.

170
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,552
Thank you, baby. (CHUCKLES)

171
00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:14,470
-(BELL RINGING)
-(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

172
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,638
(COINS CLINKING)

173
00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,181
What's going on here?

174
00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:20,476
-Celia is making everybody rich.
-Ooh, yeah, girl! She on a hot streak.

175
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CROWD: Go, Celia!
Go, Celia!

176
00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:25,064
You know you ain't allowed to
rig these machines, right?

177
00:09:25,147 --> 00:09:28,484
I didn't rig anything, Suga.
I'm just lucky.

178
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:33,364
Have been ever since I was two.
Give me a coin, I'll win you some money.

179
00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:36,617
No, Celia. Can't you see?
I just got one left.

180
00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:39,745
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

181
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,455
(LAUGHS)

182
00:09:43,791 --> 00:09:46,127
-(SLOT MACHINE BEEPING)
-(COINS CLINKING)

183
00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,882
Come on, Papi. Let's make some bank.

184
00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:56,220
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

185
00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:59,265
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

186
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,894
(LAUGHS)

187
00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:08,065
But that's my jackpot, Papi.
She used the coin you gave me.

188
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,609
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

189
00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,112
(LAUGHS)

190
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,239
So, it's like that, Papi, huh?

191
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:20,161
Celia's not the only one that
can hit a jackpot. I can feel it, Puff.

192
00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,790
Come on, now.
Mama needs a brand-new everything.

193
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,208
(SLOT MACHINE BEEPING)

194
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,127
OSCAR'S VOICE: <i>Looks like</i>
<i>you got three Oscars.</i>

195
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:31,631
<i>And I'm not talking about</i>
<i>the Academy Awards, y'all. You lose.</i>

196
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,257
(LAUGHING)

197
00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:42,141
Trudy, why have I always
got to be the court jester?

198
00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:44,852
Because you're too cheap
to buy a new costume.

199
00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:46,187
(GROANS) Speaking of which,

200
00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:48,898
this little Princess Party
is more expensive than our wedding!

201
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,524
Your daddy ain't paying for it.

202
00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:54,320
Oh, stop complaining, Oscar.
You're doing this for your daughter.

203
00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:55,946
PENNY: Hey, family!

204
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:02,119
Oscar. Look at our gorgeous baby.

205
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,412
Do the song!

206
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,837
(SINGING) <i>She's yo' princess to be</i>

207
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:16,550
<i>Princess Penny</i>
<i>Princess of perfection</i>

208
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:20,262
<i>And she won't have any emotion</i>
<i>Or none of that coming her direction</i>

209
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,597
<i>No, no, no, no, no</i>

210
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,015
(SCATTING)

211
00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,100
(CAMERA CLICKS)

212
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,559
(BOTH LAUGHING)

213
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,144
Thanks, Daddy.

214
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,646
(DOORBELL RINGS)

215
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,693
Hey, Mr. Proud. Hey, Princess Tiana.

216
00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:38,864
Hey, girl. Ooh, let me guess.
Cinderella, the Brandy edition?

217
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,325
-Oh, you know it.
-Yes.

218
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,451
(DOORBELL RINGS)

219
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:47,665
WOMAN: (SINGING) <i>Elena of Avalor</i>

220
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:57,299
-You may bow.
-Princess Elena of Avalor.

221
00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:01,137
Hey, LaCienega. You look great!
You're the perfect Elena.

222
00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:05,558
Thanks, Proud. Nice Princess Tiana outfit.
You actually look like her.

223
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:09,270
-Oh, thank you, girl.
-I meant, after she turned into a frog.

224
00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:11,897
-(LACIENEGA LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY)
-(GRUNTS) No, she didn't.

225
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,441
(DOORBELL RINGING REPEATEDLY)

226
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,532
Excuse me, who are you?

227
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:23,951
Your star basketball player, Coach Proud.

228
00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:27,329
I know who you are, Michael.
But what princess are you supposed to be?

229
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,707
Since I wanted to celebrate
my Powhatan heritage,

230
00:12:29,790 --> 00:12:32,251
I'm dressed as the fabulous Pocahontas.

231
00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:35,463
-That outfit is gonna poke-a-ho...
-Oscar!

232
00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,965
I think you look great, Michael.

233
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,092
-(CAMERA CLICKS)
-(DOORBELL RINGS)

234
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,428
(CAMERA CLICKS)

235
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,805
(BIG CAT GROWLS)

236
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:49,143
Hey, Maya! Ooh, okay! You cute.
(MIMICS CAT SCREECH)

237
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,521
Thanks. I got it off Wiz Prime.

238
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:57,193
Ooh, Maya. You came to slay. Queen Bey?

239
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,028
Mmm-hmm. All day.

240
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,490
Well, as soon as Zoey gets here,
we'll start the festivities.

241
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,910
You can start anytime you want,
Mrs. Proud, because we uninvited...

242
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:09,288
Dijonay! Zoey's not coming, Ma.

243
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,791
She's out of town
visiting her grandmother.

244
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:17,588
Oh. Okay. Well, princesses?
Let's get this party popping!

245
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,423
<i>Get jiggy with it Get...</i>

246
00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:22,176
-Mom! Please. Stop.
-(GIRLS LAUGHING)

247
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:27,348
<i>Off the chains</i>
<i>Time to raise the roof</i>

248
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:30,518
(PEOPLE CHEERING
AND WHISTLING)

249
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:33,896
Go, go, go, go, go.

250
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:38,984
Here, Papi. If you want good luck,
let a real woman blow on your dice.

251
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,110
(BLOWS)

252
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:42,071
(YELPS)

253
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,033
DEALER: Snake eyes. You lose.

254
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,701
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

255
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,958
(CACKLES)

256
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,461
SUGA MAMA: Papi.

257
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,925
Please make deliveries in the back.

258
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,844
Puff, get rough.

259
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,303
(SNARLS AND BARKS)

260
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,514
-(ROARS)
-(YELPS AND WHIMPERS)

261
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,892
You're as useless as three Oscars
on that slot machine.

262
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:16,063
Hey, hey, hey, back off.
Let her through. She's with me.

263
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,275
(LAUGHS)

264
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,111
-Hey, Suga.
-Don't you "Hey, Suga" me.

265
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:25,239
And don't you make me
snatch my wig off either.

266
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:26,532
(BARKS)

267
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,659
Sorry, Puff.

268
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:32,288
Hey, Suga, is there a problem? Talk to me.

269
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,456
Yeah, there's a problem, Celia.

270
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:39,003
Mr. and Mrs. Boulevardez, your high-roller
honeymoon suite awaits you.

271
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,505
Don't do nothin' that
the Wizard wouldn't do.

272
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,549
'Cause the Wizard got cameras, y'all.

273
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:44,675
Okay.

274
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:45,885
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

275
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,762
(CACKLES)

276
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:53,434
I like the sound of that. (WHOOPS)
Come on, Suga, let's talk in the suite.

277
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:57,897
(SCOFFS) I don't care about you
or your high-roller suite, Celia.

278
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,899
(SPEAKING SPANISH)

279
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,653
(CACKLES)

280
00:15:06,530 --> 00:15:08,115
(WHINES)

281
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,366
You know, you're right, Puff.

282
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:12,119
Might as well go up there
and get some of that free food.

283
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:16,040
Sorry, Suga Mama.
Wizard says, "Losers are not allowed."

284
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,917
Wh... What you mean
I'm not allowed?

285
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,002
You see,
the high-roller suite is for winners.

286
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,088
Like your geriatric friends and me, y'all.

287
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,090
You know, I never did like you.

288
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,093
And I've never been fond of you, either,
Suga Mama.

289
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,680
Uh, Bufferina, please escort this

290
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,641
back to the poor side of town.

291
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,601
Ooh, I do not speak poverty.

292
00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,520
(SPUTTERS) Hold up.
Where are you taking me?

293
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,230
GIRL: Work that princess runway.

294
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:42,066
(HIP HOP SONG PLAYING)

295
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:44,193
Ooh, yes, Your Highness!

296
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,697
Who are you wearing?

297
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,824
Work it, Michael.

298
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,037
(BEBE AND CECE SNICKERING)

299
00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:01,585
TRUDY: And the winner of the 10th Annual
Princess Party Costume Contest,

300
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:08,092
our HPIC, Head Princess In Charge is...

301
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,094
Drumroll, please.

302
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:11,971
-(SNORING)
-(LAUGHING)

303
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,931
-(OSCAR SCREAMS)
-(BEBE AND CECE SNICKER)

304
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:16,100
Michael!

305
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,018
(GASPS AND LAUGHS)

306
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:22,272
Oh, my goodness. I don't know what to say.
This is so unexpected.

307
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,484
-Don't know why. You win every year.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)

308
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,069
Oh. Pizza's here. I'll get it.

309
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,279
PENNY: Kareem?

310
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:33,534
Hey, Penny. I mean, Princess Tiana.
You look stunning.

311
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:37,162
Thank you. Wait,
since when do you work at Wiz Hut?

312
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,748
I don't. I bribed the delivery guy.

313
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,833
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

314
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,044
I may not be a celebrity, but I was hoping

315
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:47,756
I could be your Prince Naveen
and take you to the Valentine's Day dance.

316
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:53,137
Oh. A heart-shaped pizza.
How did you do that?

317
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,389
I ate around the edges. (CHUCKLES)

318
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:59,560
That's so cute.
Of course I'll go with you, Kareem.

319
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:02,521
I mean, Prince Naveen.

320
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,735
-(RUMBLING)
-OSCAR: Penny!

321
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,987
Where's the pizza?
We're starvin' in here!

322
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:11,196
Here you go.

323
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,198
Don't worry about that.
I paid the guy already.

324
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,285
I still got the edges.
Okay, your dad is comin'.

325
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,120
I'll catch you later. Bye.

326
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,749
Oh.

327
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,627
Hey, Zoey.

328
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:34,470
Uh... Hey, guys. Guess who's here.
I present Princess Merida.

329
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,891
Oh, snap, it's Zoey. And she's strapped!

330
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:43,979
Girls, stop being silly. Zoey,
the girls told me you were out of town.

331
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:48,025
They did?
There's no way I would miss this party,

332
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:50,152
no matter what the girls said.

333
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,947
Oh, no, honey. I've seen a lot of
horror movies start this way.

334
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,409
Good. You're just in time.
We were doing a mood painting.

335
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,497
Oh, that's great,
because I am in a mood, Mrs. Proud.

336
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:07,002
Oh, that's perfect, Zoey. Let's capture
that raw emotion and turn it into art.

337
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:09,421
Dijonay, dear, show Zoey what you've done.

338
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:12,424
(GASPS)

339
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:15,552
Whoa. I'm sensing a lot of anger here.
What did you do, Zoey?

340
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,679
Whatever it is, that's not very nice.

341
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:21,767
It also isn't very nice that Zoey's
goin' to the dance with Noah Barker.

342
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,395
Noah Barker, the famous actor?
What's wrong with that?

343
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:33,695
Miss Proud, the only reason
he asked her out is because she's white.

344
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,534
That's not true!

345
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,370
Oh, yes, it is true. Right, Maya?

346
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:44,998
Yep. My cousin said Noah's favorite
chocolate is white. No swirls.

347
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:49,128
You're all just jealous that
Noah asked me out and not you.

348
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,547
It has nothing to do with me being
white chocolate.

349
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:53,966
Not that a person can be white chocolate.

350
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,261
It has everything to do with you!
I don't know why you can't see that.

351
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:58,929
-It's white-skin privilege.
-(ALL ARGUING)

352
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:00,848
I can't believe you guys
would do this to me!

353
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,850
Martin Luther King once said...

354
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,977
I don't think this is
gonna work here, baby.

355
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,854
This is more of a Malcolm X crowd,

356
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,690
and we need to stay out of it.
By any means necessary.

357
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,483
(ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)

358
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,277
Silence!

359
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:17,239
Look, I understand how you guys feel.

360
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,199
But can't we handle this like

361
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,870
the classy, polite princesses
we are? And talk it out?

362
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,125
Dijonay, you go first.

363
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,376
And say what?

364
00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:31,128
How you feel.

365
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:37,050
You know what the saddest part about
this is, Zoey? I thought we were cool.

366
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,969
We are cool, Dijonay.

367
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:42,764
Then why go out with a boy that
only likes you because you're white?

368
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:45,184
I wouldn't do that. You know that.

369
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:49,062
He asked me out because he likes me.
You were there.

370
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:53,025
Seriously? Has any other boy
ever asked you out to a dance?

371
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:58,864
Myron. Three times. Does that mean
he only likes white girls, too?

372
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,579
See, Zoey? You just don't get it. I'm out.

373
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,748
Me, too.

374
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:09,833
I actually don't have
a horse in this race,

375
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,753
but I've gotta side with my BIPOCs. Bye.

376
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:15,631
I don't need all this negativity
in my life. I'mma dip.

377
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,966
(DOOR SHUTS)

378
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,306
Look, Zoey, you didn't deserve all that.

379
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:28,018
But you didn't say anything.

380
00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:34,024
Yeah. But I was just trying to...

381
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:41,615
get everybody to
express their feelings.

382
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,828
(DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS)

383
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,748
Man, this is messed up.

384
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,089
Well, the good news is,

385
00:20:57,172 --> 00:21:00,759
this is the last Princess Party
I have to dress up for. Or pay for!

386
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:01,843
(CHUCKLES)

387
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,566
-Hand me another bottle, baby.
-(SCREAMS AND THUDS)

388
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:20,404
Suga Mama, how did you get in here?
Daddy said he changed the locks.

389
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,198
But he didn't lock the chimney.

390
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,535
Aren't you supposed to be in Wiz Vegas
with your friend Celia?

391
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:30,038
-(SCOFFS) She ain't no friend of mine.
-Oh, give me details.

392
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,415
What happened, Suga Mama?

393
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,209
Miss Two-Faced stole my man.

394
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,170
(GASPS) What about
"sisters before misters"?

395
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,048
That's a lie. It's all a lie.

396
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,968
That floozy was after my man
from the start.

397
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:46,263
Pretending she could speak Italian
like my Papi.

398
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,391
Uh... Suga Mama, Papi speaks Spanish.

399
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:54,104
Same difference. She was still pretendin'.
Ruined my whole weekend.

400
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:58,233
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
my Princess Party was a bust, too.

401
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,944
Oh, baby, I'm so sorry to hear that.

402
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:05,198
Don't be. We were too old
to be dressin' up like princesses, anyway.

403
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:08,535
Although, my mama would have had
those parties until we were 40.

404
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:09,619
(CHUCKLES)

405
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,954
Wait, now, what happened?

406
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,498
Zoey stole the boy
everybody was crushin' on.

407
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:18,462
Zang! I didn't know Broomstick Girl
had it goin' on like that.

408
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:21,506
Well, the boy only dates white girls.

409
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:28,096
Oh, that's a bunch of foolishness, baby.

410
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:32,434
The thing that matters least in this life
is the color of anybody's skin. You hear?

411
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:38,482
You're beautiful. And if that boy
can't see that, bump him.

412
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:44,071
You're right, Suga Mama. Bump him.

413
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:45,447
Mmm-hmm.

414
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,782
(SLIDING DOOR RASPS)

415
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:49,910
Celia? What the heck are you doin' here?

416
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:52,412
Why did you leave without telling anybody?

417
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:57,042
I got kicked out. But you were
too busy with my man to notice that.

418
00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,379
Is that what you've been acting
funny about?

419
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:03,131
Ain't nobody thinkin' 'bout that man.

420
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,968
(SCOFFS) You could've fooled me,
Mr. and Mrs. Boulevardez.

421
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:10,514
Listen. I may be old,
but I can do way better than him.

422
00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:13,266
Whoa! Hold up now.
Don't you talk about my Papi.

423
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,603
Wait a minute. What are we fighting about?

424
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:21,608
We girls, Suga. I was just having fun.
I thought you were, too!

425
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,777
Well, I wasn't.

426
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:28,740
Well, I'm sorry, Suga. I really am.

427
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:33,286
I would never do anything
to jeopardize our friendship.

428
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,706
Sisters before misters?

429
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,339
Sisters before misters.

430
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,429
Ah! Group bump!

431
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:53,515
Zang! It's like that?

432
00:23:55,976 --> 00:24:00,439
I can't believe that she had the nerve
to show her face at the Princess Party.

433
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:05,402
Please. I can't believe she had the nerve
to wear that cheap WizMart dress.

434
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:07,070
Tell you one thing that wasn't cheap.

435
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,698
That bow and arrow
that Katniss Everdeen had.

436
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,533
The odds were not in our favor.

437
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:12,909
(OTHERS LAUGHING)

438
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:20,375
Come on, guys. I know it ended bad,
but we don't have to be mean.

439
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,920
Yeah. I mean, why are you even trippin'
about this guy likin' Zoey?

440
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,630
Everybody got their preferences.

441
00:24:25,755 --> 00:24:30,719
So, y'all think it's okay to prefer
someone solely based upon their skin tone?

442
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:35,390
Actually, I prefer not to be
in this conversation anymore.

443
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,850
Let's go get some punch, Darrius.

444
00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,895
Yeah. Before they start
throwin' punches at us.

445
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:50,280
Look who's here, everybody.
Ooh, where's your boyfriend?

446
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:54,034
He's not my boyfriend.
And I have no idea where he is.

447
00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:56,036
Oh. He dumped you?

448
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,787
Nope. I dumped him.

449
00:24:57,871 --> 00:25:00,707
Right. And I wear white after Labor Day.

450
00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:01,917
(LAUGHS)

451
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:03,835
ZOE: Seriously.

452
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,424
He admitted he only dates white girls.

453
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:12,802
And I told him I couldn't be around
anyone like that.

454
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:17,682
Especially when it hurts my friends.

455
00:25:20,393 --> 00:25:23,897
I'm sorry, guys. I really didn't get it.

456
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,650
Uh-oh. Check out Kanye.

457
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:27,943
Hashtag, he's mine.

458
00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,904
Wow. The sister don't even know, does she?

459
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:34,157
Look, Zoey, you didn't do anything wrong.

460
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:37,369
Yeah. Noah's the jerk, not you.

461
00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:41,248
And we're sorry for how we acted
at the Princess Party. It wasn't cool.

462
00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:44,334
Girl, we're so sorry. Please forgive us.
We totally messed up.

463
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:45,585
Yeah. It was messed up.

464
00:25:45,669 --> 00:25:49,422
Look, at the end of the day, this is why
we girls have to stick together.

465
00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,882
Boys are overrated.

466
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:54,094
Yeah! Sisters before misters.

467
00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:55,971
-What?
-Whatcha say, sister?

468
00:25:56,054 --> 00:26:00,183
Sorry. Something Suga Mama said.
How about "bump 'em"?

469
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,978
ALL: Bump 'em!

470
00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:05,021
(ALL LAUGHING)

471
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,817
-(SONG PLAYING)
<i>-Turning to your love</i>

472
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,904
<i>To make me feel all right</i>

473
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:17,576
<i>It never lasted longer than a night</i>

474
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,496
Hey, hey, hey, Zoey.

475
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:26,543
Are you a magnet?
Because I'm attracted to you.

476
00:26:30,797 --> 00:26:34,009
You're not just saying that because
I'm a white girl, are you?

477
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:39,306
White girl? No, no.
I'm attracted to your brain.

478
00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:43,059
Good. Let's go.

479
00:26:45,061 --> 00:26:48,231
<i>All in me, all in me</i>

480
00:26:48,356 --> 00:26:50,483
<i>Everything I need</i>

481
00:26:50,567 --> 00:26:54,529
<i>Is deep inside of me, inside of me</i>

482
00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,534
<i>Now I know the beauty</i>

483
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:04,164
<i>The life that always was</i>

484
00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:08,335
<i>The power in my endless beating heart...</i>

485
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:11,963
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)