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BOBBY: All right, all right.
You got this one, Mama.
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One of those lame instruments
Oscar would have played in high school.
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I don't know what you talking about.
I was an athlete.
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You were a loser prancing around
like you was a majorette in the band.
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I was a drum major, baby bruh.
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Prancing is what we do
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No, you was a loo-woo-woo-wooser,
just like you about to "woo-se" this game.
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Bobby, we're running out of time.
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Don't worry. I've got this.
It's one word, and it rhymes with...
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That's against the rules. No rhyming.
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Okay. How about...
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(MAKES FART NOISES)
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You can't do that. That's cheating.
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She's not cheating. She didn't rhyme.
She pantomimed.
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(SCATTING)
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You just rhymed again, Bobby.
Minus 12 points.
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ZOE: What? I didn't rhyme.
I didn't cheat.
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Could you guys stop? We have company.
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Child, please. Zoey ain't no company.
She's practically family.
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Wow. I'm honored.
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I don't know why.
You're on the losing team. (LAUGHS)
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I ain't losing. We are here to win.
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(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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(BUZZER SOUNDS)
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That's it. I'm done.
Can't stand no cheating folks.
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Come on, Bobby.
You too, Zoey. We going home.
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-But I don't live with you.
-And you don't live here either, cheater.
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Zoey's spending the night, Daddy.
Remember? Come on, Zoey.
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Okay. Stay if you want, Zoey.
But watch your back.
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Come on, Bobby. Carry me to my car.
I don't wanna to get my house shoes wet.
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Oh, Mama, come on. How about
I carry your house shoes instead?
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I don't know, Bobby.
You don't wanna smell them wet feet.
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-You don't wanna smell them dry either.
-(BOTH LAUGH UPROARIOUSLY)
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OSCAR: You should've ducked, baby brother.
BOBBY: Ow!
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A scooter that runs on kale?
We're definitely winning the science fair.
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Yeah, it's kinda cool.
Unlike my family tonight.
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-I apologize, Zoey.
-For what? I wish my family would argue.
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In my house, a smile is just
a frown turned upside down.
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Well, I still don't like them.
They get on my nerves.
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(THUNDER CRASHES)
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-ZOEY: That's what families do, right?
-Yeah, but my family does it all the time.
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Good night, Zoey.
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(THUNDER CLAPS)
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(ZOEY SCREAMS)
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What was that?
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A scary sound you only hear
in scary movies?
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-It was probably the rain.
-Can I stay up here with you?
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(SHRIEKS)
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No.
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(LIGHT CLICKS OFF)
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ZOEY: You're not much of a host.
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(THUNDER CLAPS)
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
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(SINGING)
The... Proud... Family... What?
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You and me will always be tight
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Family every day and every night
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Even when you start acting like a fool
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You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do
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I know I can always be myself
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When I'm with you
more than anybody else
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Every single day
that I'm headed off to school
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You know there's no one
I love as much as you
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-The family
-The family
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Proud family
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They'll make you scream!
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They'll make you wanna sing!
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It's a family thing, a family
A proud, proud family
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Proud family
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They'll push your buttons!
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They'll make you wanna hug 'em
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A family, family
Proud, proud family
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Proud, proud family
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TRUDY: Really, Oscar? I asked you
to fix this leak two days ago.
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-Do I have to do everything around here?
-Hey, Mom, Dad.
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I am not the plumber, Trudy.
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Don't forget the science fair is today.
We could use your support.
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They didn't hear a word you said.
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Come on. Let's get out of here
before I get stuck with Bebe and Cece.
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Your office has cages. Use them.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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(WATER GURGLING)
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(GASPS)
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-Hey, Maya. So what's your entry?
-Darling. A gas-powered air conditioner.
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A gas-powered air conditioner?
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I thought you were all about
the environment.
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I am. It uses unleaded.
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No offense, but this doesn't seem like
an idea you'd come up with.
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I didn't. It was my baby's idea.
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Your baby who?
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-BOTH: Michael?
-Yo, yo, yo, what it do, Proud? Zoey?
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Come on, baby. Let's dip.
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-What was that?
-No. What is this?
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(CELESTIAL CHORUS SOUNDING)
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Nubia?
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Penny Proud, where's your money?
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Olei? You can talk?
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Yeah. I talk all the time.
Where's your money?
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Look, we don't have any money, all right?
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You don't have anything?
Oh, you don't wanna miss this, Penny.
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Our Grosscoin is about to go Bezos.
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You know what?
Don't even worry about it, Penny.
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We gonna front you.
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(NERVOUSLY) I just don't know what to say.
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Hey, just don't forget to invite us
to your private island when you cash in.
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(LAUGHS GLEEFULLY)
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-We finna get paid.
-That ain't right
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Definitely. Oh, there's Kareem.
Maybe he can tell us what's going on.
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Yo, Penny.
What's up, what's up, what's up?
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Yo, check it out.
I call these Hang Gliders.
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-Fire, huh?
-(STUDENTS CHEERING)
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Kareem, you hate basketball.
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What?
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My daddy named me after the GOAT of GOATs,
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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I mean,
how could I possibly hate basketball?
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But what about the cello?
You love playing the cello.
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Cello? What are you talking about?
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I don't even put cello
on my chicken sandwiches.
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-That's KG's thing.
-KG? You play the cello?
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This right here is way more than a cello.
It's an orchestro.
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(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)
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Oh, I'm getting nervous, Zoey.
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Dijonay, why haven't you
answered my texts?
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-You just left me stuck on read.
-Yo, step off my bestie, son.
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She not feeling you.
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I don't want no problems, LaCienega.
You got it.
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Then fall back, King Not-So-Great.
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LaCienega? Why are you talking like that?
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Why you up in my business
like that, Proud?
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LaCienega. Deep breaths, dear.
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This bellicose behavior
is utterly unwarranted.
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Dijonay? Why are you talking like that?
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Pray tell, Penny, whatever do you mean?
I was saving your life, precious.
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Yeah, 'cause you was about to get
molly-whopped up in here, forehead.
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Children, children.
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You're so wonderful.
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The winning project
for this year's science fair,
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the world's first tabletop
cold fusion reactor,
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is from the team of LaCienega Boulevardez
and the brilliant Dijonay Jones.
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(STUDENTS CHEERING)
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Can you believe that?
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What? That LaCienega
and Dijonay solved cold fusion?
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Of course I meant the cold fusion thingy.
What is happening?
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Are we trapped in some
alternate universe or something?
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WIZARD: As you all know,
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Wizard Kelly Enterprises
is looking for a new supplier
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of popping corn for
its many, many theaters.
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That's gonna be some
serious scratch, y'all.
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BEBE: Dum-dum Daddy.
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However, unfortunately,
some of you did not live up
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to the Wizard's standard of high quality
at a low, low price.
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Okay, I'm out.
Bebe and Cece, pack your stuff.
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Don't wanna see your daddy get humiliated,
do you?
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But that's the empty half of the glass.
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The Wizard prefers to drink
from the other half, with a paper straw,
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'cause the Wizard cares about
the environment, y'all.
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(SLURPING)
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(BEBE AND CECE LAUGHING)
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All right, let's get to the good news.
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The winner of the new multi-million-
Wizard-dollar contract goes to...
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(DRUM ROLL PLAYING)
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Oscar Proud.
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You lying.
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The Wizard is too rich to lie.
Come on up here, Oscar Proud,
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and get your first
big old bag of money, y'all.
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A big old bag of money?
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(WHIMPERING IN PAIN)
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(SIRENS BLARING)
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(GASPS)
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(CROWD MURMURING)
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Suga Mama, Papi, what happened?
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Nothing, Trudy. We just wanted
to see how fast you could get here.
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I won. Pay up, Suga Mama.
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Mmm.
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(SPEAKING SPANISH)
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(HOOTING AND LAUGHING)
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I don't understand
a word of what she just said,
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but I just love the way she talks.
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Papi, when did you start speaking English?
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And when did Suga Mama
start speaking Spanish?
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(HOOTING)
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(RAP SONG PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
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Here you go, ladies. I hope you enjoyed
the ride in my ride. (CHUCKLES)
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So, explain to me, Myron.
How can you drive when you're only 14?
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When you're as fly as me,
you can do whatever you want.
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Matter of fact, I voted today.
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Again, you're only 14,
so I'm pretty sure you didn't.
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Boo-ya. (CHUCKLES)
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You wanna know what I voted for,
Penny? Hmm?
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I voted for love. Yeah.
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00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,567
And I hope you find it.
Which I'm pretty sure you're not.
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(THUDS)
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Well, I'm feeling like it found me.
(CHUCKLES)
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Don't go, Penny. We're gonna
party over at Myron's like it's 2099.
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No, thank you.
It's a school night. (LAUGHS)
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See y'all tomorrow. Remember, just say no.
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Was that weird or what?
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What's weird is we're the only two losers
that didn't go to the party.
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Zoey, pay attention.
Something is definitely off today.
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Yeah. You. Hey, Myron. Wait up!
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Hey, Penny. Catch.
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That's your college tuition and your
retirement pension wrapped up in one.
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Where did you get
all this money from, Daddy?
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I closed a big deal with the Wizard.
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I'm supplying all the popping corn
for all the Wizard's theaters.
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Pop-pop-pop, pop-pop-pop.
Hey, don't you dare stop.
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00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:05,164
-The Wizard gave you money?
-A big old bag of money, y'all.
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00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:07,750
Okay. Am I the only one
who thinks that's strange?
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00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,337
-She has a point, Oscar.
-Fine. I guess it's trade school for you.
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Serious, Daddy. The Wizard hates you.
Why would he give you a contract?
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00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:20,346
Is it so hard for you to believe that your
daddy had the best-tasting popping corn?
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BOTH: Yes.
BEBE: Dum-dum Daddy.
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Y'all cut real deep on that one.
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Daddy, it's just that a lot
of weird things have been happening.
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At school, all of my friends
were acting very strange.
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That's because you've got strange friends.
Especially that Dijon girl.
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This afternoon I got an emergency call
from Suga Mama and Papi.
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Are you working for Life Alert now?
They fell and couldn't get up?
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(GUFFAWING)
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When I got there, Papi spoke to me
in English and Suga Mama spoke in Spanish.
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I'm with Penny.
Something ain't right here.
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I'll tell you what's not right.
If I get a divorce, you get half.
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Uh...
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Excuse me. Did I just say that out loud?
Bruce, put that in the thought bubble.
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00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,224
Now where were we?
Yeah. We're rich, people.
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Things couldn't get any better.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Here you go, Oscar Proud.
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The state high school basketball
championship trophy you didn't win
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despite the fact that we both know
you was better than the Wizard.
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I lied. Things just got better.
Way better.
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(THUNDER CRASHING)
233
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,957
(SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYING)
234
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,336
(SCREAMS)
235
00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:37,673
Zoey. What are you doing out there?
236
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:40,217
There's something at my house
you need to see.
237
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:41,761
Now? (SHRIEKS)
238
00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:42,970
(THUNDER CLAPS)
239
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:45,389
ZOEY: Have your parents been acting weird?
240
00:12:45,514 --> 00:12:49,185
Nope. They've been just fussing
and fighting like they always do.
241
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:51,353
-Well, mine have.
-What's wrong?
242
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:56,942
Look. They're wearing
the Washington football team jerseys.
243
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,068
So?
244
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:03,616
So? They're hardcore Raiders fans.
I mean hardcore.
245
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:09,038
My middle name is Sistrunk.
Bo Jackson is my godfather.
246
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:12,208
They spent my college fund
on season tickets.
247
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,085
Well, couldn't your godfather
hook them up with tickets?
248
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,796
That's not the point.
249
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:18,005
(GASPS)
250
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:22,802
Check it out. They've got
more than the wrong jerseys.
251
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:27,389
-ZOEY: That's me.
-That's not you. That's a clone.
252
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,893
That explains why everybody
was acting weird today.
253
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,895
They must be clones, too.
254
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:37,274
You mean,
I got my first kiss from a clone?
255
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:38,609
Ew!
256
00:13:44,281 --> 00:13:45,282
(THUNDER CLAPS)
257
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,700
(SCREAMING)
258
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,961
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
259
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,966
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
260
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:11,350
ZOEY: Faster, Penny!
PENNY: I can't. We need more fuel.
261
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,977
ZOEY: We're out of kale?
262
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,563
Follow me.
263
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,863
ZOE: Run!
264
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:31,787
(SNARLING)
265
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,672
(GROWLS)
266
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:49,763
(GROWLS)
267
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:56,770
(CONTINUES GROWLING)
268
00:15:00,190 --> 00:15:01,191
(SCREAMING)
269
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,789
Mom, Dad. We gotta get outta here.
270
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,124
-(LIGHTS CLANG ON)
-(GASPS)
271
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,542
(SNARLING)
272
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:23,088
You're not going anywhere, toots.
Sit down.
273
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:29,511
-Who are you?
-I don't know. Like, your worst nightmare?
274
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,598
(GASPS)
275
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,141
(THUNDER CRASHES)
276
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,687
Okay, Trudy, when I give you the sign,
277
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,898
act like you having a baby,
and fall on the floor.
278
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,317
When they check on you,
I'm gonna dash for the door.
279
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,736
Why don't you fall on the floor
and I'll dash for the door?
280
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:46,946
Because it's my plan, woman.
281
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,073
And that's exactly why
it's not gonna work, man.
282
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,825
Trudy, I am sick and tired of you
trying to hold a Black man down...
283
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:54,578
Will you guys stop arguing, please?
284
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:55,913
Shh! Here they come.
285
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,165
Remember the plan.
Don't play that Harriet Tubman stuff.
286
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:00,626
You can keep that small-brain energy
over there, Oscar.
287
00:16:01,168 --> 00:16:02,670
-(THUNDER CLAPS)
-(GROWLS SOFTLY)
288
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,129
(WHIMPERING)
289
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,425
We apologize for any inconvenience,
290
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:13,806
but I especially apologize to you,
my dear husband.
291
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:18,060
Oh, I get it.
You're the Trudy of my dreams.
292
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,772
Did I say that loud again?
Thought bubble, quick.
293
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,443
I'll deal with you later, Oscar.
Now, why did you bring us here?
294
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,195
(THUNDER CLAPS)
295
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:30,990
(GASPING)
296
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:35,953
We brought you here, luv,
to teach us the secret of happiness.
297
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:39,206
Something we've not been able
to achieve here in our world.
298
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,709
-Your world?
-TRUDY: Where are we?
299
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:46,005
We're not on Martin Luther King
and Cesar Chavez anymore, AKA the hood?
300
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:50,467
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
301
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,719
(HOOTING AND LAUGHING)
302
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:57,349
I just love the way that woman talks.
Gimme some sugar, Suga.
303
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:02,479
My name is Pistachio.
And this here is my main nut, Macadamia.
304
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,441
I just know sometimes I feel like a nut,
and sometimes I don't.
305
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,817
Quiet, you boob.
306
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:10,571
You're in a place built by our creator,
Doctor Carver,
307
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,282
for us to be legume-ful and multiply.
308
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,492
And above all else, be happy.
309
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:19,246
But since our master's disappearance
17 years ago,
310
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:21,832
we've been profoundly unhappy.
311
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:25,335
-And without happiness, we can't multiply.
-(SNORING)
312
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,088
And our numbers have dwindled to the point
313
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:33,135
that if we don't find happiness,
we will cease to exist.
314
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,928
You picked the wrong family, buddy.
315
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,930
We're about as happy
as New York Knicks fans.
316
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,976
-They brought back Greg Anthony.
-Oscar. We know a lot about happiness.
317
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,772
-Not lately, we don't.
-Not lately? We never got along.
318
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:46,732
(ALL ARGUING)
319
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:50,527
I told you they wouldn't tell us.
We gotta move forward with the extraction.
320
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:51,779
Huh?
321
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,531
Extraction?
What do you mean by extraction?
322
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:57,659
Yes. Exactly what are we referring to,
my good nut?
323
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,161
Lookie. Here's what we're gonna do.
324
00:17:59,286 --> 00:18:00,788
We're gonna yank out your organs
325
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:03,874
until we discover which one
is responsible for happiness.
326
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,043
'Cause we ain't happy here.
327
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,336
(WHIRRING)
328
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:08,879
Hmm.
329
00:18:08,962 --> 00:18:11,381
Interesting. Can we have
a moment to discuss this, please?
330
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,718
Okay. These nuts are nuts.
It's time for plan B.
331
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:16,345
What plan is that, Oscar?
332
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,264
Run!
333
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,643
-(PUNCHES LANDING)
-(OSCAR CRYING OUT)
334
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,230
OSCAR: What's going on here?
Get away from...
335
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:33,529
Let me go. No. Come on, man.
I'm allergic to nuts. Trudy.
336
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:37,366
Ha-ha. Oh, yeah. The crybaby's first.
337
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,743
Wait a minute. We can teach you happiness.
338
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:43,163
No, we can't, Mom.
I mean, how are we gonna do that?
339
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,289
Game night.
340
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,376
OSCAR: Oh, no!
341
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:52,256
Come on, Trudy. It's a easy one.
This how we do it. Come on.
342
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,425
All right, come on.
You got this. Uh... Bruce Lee.
343
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,511
(KARATE YELLS)
344
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,931
-A windmill.
-Mama, come on. Bruce Lee.
345
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,307
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
346
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:03,767
Uh, Michelangelo.
347
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,104
A sculpture. A statue?
A statue of a sculpture?
348
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:11,066
No, the turtle one. You're a vet.
Never mind. Keep going.
349
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,776
I like to wear my...
350
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,612
Gators. Wizdidas. Birkenstocks.
351
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,447
-Bad Boy Club.
-(BUZZER SOUNDS)
352
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:21,952
No! Come on, Trudy.
I wear Chucks. Nun-Chucks.
353
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,496
Now I know why those guinea pigs
keep dying on your watch.
354
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,499
(THROUGH TEETH) Daddy,
you're doing it again.
355
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,667
ALL: Mmm?
356
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,880
I mean, good job. Trudy, that was fun.
357
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:33,964
Yay!
358
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:39,761
You see? We're having fun.
We're happy. Your turn.
359
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:41,972
ALL: Huh?
360
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:48,145
Something you eat too much of, Suga Wimpy.
361
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,730
(LAUGHING)
362
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,773
That's good. I gotta remember that one.
363
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,275
SUGA MAMA: Pssh
364
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,944
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
365
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,070
(LAUGHING)
366
00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:59,656
(STRAINING) Come on now. Open.
367
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:01,366
(SCREAMS)
368
00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,036
Suga Mama, look at me.
369
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,206
Whoo!
370
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,665
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
371
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,211
-Hey. That's cheating.
-Oscar, let it go.
372
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,630
No. Those Proud wannabes
ain't gonna get away with this.
373
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:18,383
-Who you calling a wannabe, snot-hole?
-All right now. I will hit a clone.
374
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,927
I don't care how small you are.
375
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,512
(ALL ARGUING)
376
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,098
Who's gonna teach us about happiness?
377
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,184
Wake up!
378
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:31,271
Say you wanna learn about happiness.
379
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:35,734
Well, happiness isn't yelling,
and arguing and putting each other down.
380
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:37,986
It's about listening to one another.
381
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,156
Showing kindness. Lifting each other up.
382
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,117
No, I didn't mean literally.
383
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:46,787
And, Daddy, you were right.
384
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,831
We're definitely the wrong family
to teach any of that.
385
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:54,878
-Penny, baby, what are you talking about?
-Mom, lately all we do is fuss and fight.
386
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,547
That doesn't mean that
we're not happy, baby girl.
387
00:20:57,631 --> 00:20:59,967
Of course it does, Oscar. To her.
388
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,135
(SHOUTS) Can I get a word in
without you interrupting?
389
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,220
Like you interrupted me?
390
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,596
-There it is.
-See?
391
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,558
This is what I'm talking about.
This isn't happiness.
392
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:11,103
So who's gonna teach us about happiness?
393
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,189
I've got an idea.
394
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,359
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
395
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,531
BOBBY: Ow!
396
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,826
Zoey. Suga Mama. Uncle Bobby.
What are you guys doing here?
397
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:28,203
Come on, Penny. We're here to rescue you.
398
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,082
You know, when Zoey told us
what was going on, I didn't believe it.
399
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,751
Me either, Ma. I always had my doubts.
400
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,672
(SINGING)
I can do a duet with myself
401
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,881
Ooh!
402
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:43,343
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
403
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:44,928
(LAUGHING OBNOXIOUSLY)
404
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:48,807
I don't know what I just said,
but I sure look good saying it.
405
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:52,728
Oh, but not nearly as good-looking as you,
my sweet.
406
00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:57,566
-Oh, raw sugar.
-Papi, you speak English?
407
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,027
Ahem. Mother, dear,
can I have a word with you?
408
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,904
Oscar, what's going on in here?
Zoey said you were in trouble.
409
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,282
We're just showing the nice people
how to be happy. (LAUGHS)
410
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,409
We're telling corny jokes, Suga Mama.
411
00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:09,286
You mean to tell me
412
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,414
I just did an Alice in Wonderland
through a magical mirror
413
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,584
into an alternate reality
to save my family,
414
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,046
only to find them telling corny jokes
to clones?
415
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,465
Just play along, Mama.
416
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,968
If Penny's crazy idea works,
they'll let us go home.
417
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,094
Oh, oh!
418
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,930
I love corny jokes. I got one now.
419
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,225
A ham sandwich walks into a bar.
420
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:37,481
The bartender says,
"Sorry. We don't serve food here."
421
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,690
(CHUCKLES)
422
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:40,650
Wait for it.
423
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,739
(ALL LAUGH BOISTEROUSLY)
424
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,617
Oh! I've got one.
425
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:53,121
If you're American in the living room,
what are you in the bathroom?
426
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,249
Europeeing.
427
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,293
(LAUGHING HEARTILY)
428
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,421
Suga Mama, your turn.
429
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,758
Girl, I ain't telling no corny jokes.
Ain't nothing corny about me.
430
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:08,720
Suga Mama, if you don't,
I'm not doing your kitchen next week.
431
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:12,265
Well, darn, Trudy.
You don't have to get nasty. Okay.
432
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:15,310
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
433
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,939
For drizzle, snizzle. (LAUGHS)
434
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:21,858
(ALL LAUGHING)
435
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:26,655
Okay, everybody. Join hands.
436
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,449
This is what happiness is.
437
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,534
(BAWLING)
438
00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:31,743
Then why am I crying?
439
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,747
It's not what you're doing
but what you're feeling.
440
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,042
The joy. That's happiness.
441
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:45,966
And if you ever forget it, like we did,
just tell a few corny jokes.
442
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,593
Thank you so much, Penny.
443
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,724
Okay, Pistachio. You got what you wanted.
We'll be on our way now.
444
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:57,018
I'm afraid we can't let you go.
445
00:23:57,477 --> 00:23:58,478
(BEEPS)
446
00:23:58,687 --> 00:23:59,688
(DOORS CLANG SHUT)
447
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,774
Why? We did what you wanted.
448
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:06,820
You know we exist,
where we are and how to get here.
449
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,322
That means youse gotta disappear.
450
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,742
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
451
00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:16,955
(SCREAMS)
452
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:19,583
(SCREAMS)
453
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:23,712
(CECE GIGGLING)
454
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:27,799
Hey, baby girl. I'm making your favorite.
Peanut butter pancakes.
455
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:31,344
Good morning, sleepyhead. I didn't think
you were ever going to wake up.
456
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:35,056
I didn't think so either.
I had the craziest dream last night.
457
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,391
Those clones again?
458
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,603
Yep. Except this time,
I didn't have a driver's license.
459
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:40,937
I was on a scooter.
460
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:44,107
Good. Because no baby girl of mine
will ever drive.
461
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,276
Daddy, at this point, you're just weird.
462
00:24:46,401 --> 00:24:48,904
So you don't want these weird
peanut butter pancakes?
463
00:24:49,070 --> 00:24:50,405
I didn't say all that, homie.
464
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:51,573
(DISHES CLATTERING)
465
00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:54,284
Bebe, Cece, get down. Oscar.
466
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,162
What did I do?
I can't cook and take care of the kids.
467
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,623
-What you want me to do?
-TRUDY: Welcome to my world.
468
00:24:59,706 --> 00:25:02,042
-And here comes you.
-I can't do everything either, Oscar.
469
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,585
(ALL ARGUING)
470
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:08,298
Mmm. Now this is happiness.
471
00:25:11,635 --> 00:25:12,886
(SCREAMING)
472
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:20,143
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
473
00:25:24,064 --> 00:25:26,066
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)