[Shuggie] Previously on The Proud Family: Louder and Prouder...
[crowd cheering]
Look at them.
They are all way too happy to be at a funeral.
[Shuggie] Mariah Carey is singing, child.
[sobbing] Mr. Chips is gone.
[cries]
-Why? -[Rodney] Here, my man.
You gotta pull it together.
You just make sure you pull my money together.
He was a monkey, right?
Seriously?
Hey, he coulda been a chimp. I-- I don't wanna misidentify him or anything.
[Shuggie] Someone rewrote the program,
and that's what caused the ride to malfunction.
[Penny] He uses unpaid interns...
You're fired!
[Penny] ...like KG!
Now get to mopping, Peabo!
[Michael] Well, I don't know about Peabo, but it could've been your girl, Zoey.
[Dijonay] Yeah, she's got no love for Mr. Chips.
Mmm! Ms. Thing went off.
[Zoey] I knew it!
I knew I shouldn't have trusted Mr. Chips!
[screams]
[Shuggie] I don't have the slightest clue who could've killed that monkey.
♪ The... Proud... Family... What? ♪
♪ You and me will always be tight ♪
♪ Family every day and every night ♪
♪ Even when you start acting like a fool ♪
♪ You know that I'm lovin' every single thing you do ♪
♪ I know I can always be myself ♪
♪ When I'm with you more than anybody else ♪
♪ Every single day that I'm headed off to school ♪
♪ You know there's no one I love as much as you ♪
-♪ The family ♪ -♪ The family ♪
♪ Proud family ♪
♪ They'll make you scream! ♪
♪ They'll make you wanna sing! ♪
♪ It's a family thing, a family ♪
♪ A proud, proud family ♪
♪ Proud family ♪
♪ They'll push your buttons! ♪
♪ They'll make you wanna hug 'em ♪
♪ A family, family Proud, proud family ♪
-♪ Proud, proud family ♪ -[Oscar screams]
[♪ ominous music playing]
Okay, I was upset with him. But I would never harm Mr. Chips.
I taught him sign language so he could write out the lyrics
to this stupid Snacky Monkey song.
You did?
Oh.
So why were you so angry?
Hmm?
Ugh! Now you about to make me angry, Zoey. Talk.
In the lyrics to the Snacky Monkey song...
[Mr. Chips gibbering]
...he said he was
-a Cardinals football fan. -[♪ intense music playing]
I couldn't write that. I would never write those words.
My entire family are Raider fans.
Bo Jackson is my godfather. My middle name is Sistrunk.
My parents would disown me.
And when I crossed out the lyrics, he went berserk.
[exclaims]
[screaming]
Uh...
I had never seen him that way.
Well, once, when the Cardinals drafted Kyler Murray.
But I would've never harmed him.
Although, I know someone who would.
-[gasps] -Mr. Chips told me himself.
Girl, who?
[knocking]
[gasps] Mr. Shuggie.
What a pleasant surprise.
Come on in.
[Shuggie] Here we go.
-[grunting] -[creaking]
Wow, Peabo.
This thing here is palatial.
I ain't know you had it going on like this.
What can I do for you, Mr. Shuggie?
Oh, you know what you can do for me? Explain why you did in Mr. Chips.
Spill it.
Do him in? Why would I do that?
Well, see, the word is, you two had some beef.
And I'm talkin' 'bout Texas Longhorn beef,
wagyu beef, Kobe beef, tofu-that-tastes-like-beef--
Mmm, I'm making myself hungry.
Beef?
Why would there be beef?
I wrote the Snacky Monkey song.
I was about to get the bag.
But Mr. Proud wouldn't let Peabo work for the recording session.
[sobbing] And now that Mr. Chips is gone,
all I got is a job that pays in Proud Snacks.
[wailing]
[yells] Why?
Now, now, come on, baby, you don't got nothing to cry about.
Oh, no, Mr. Shuggie.
I loved Mr. Chips.
But not everybody cared for his shenanigans.
Mr. Chips had some enemies...
if you know what I'm saying.
Now, you're not gonna believe this, but I'mma tell you one name.
[whispers indistinctly]
-[♪ upbeat rock music playing] -[engine roaring]
-[♪ ringtone playing] -♪ Hello, my love ♪
♪ I heard a kiss from you ♪
[clanging]
[screeching]
[Shuggie on phone] Oh, help. I'm... I'm out of control.
[screams] Help!
I can't stop!
Help me, Penny!
[crashes]
[groaning]
[panting] Are you okay?
No, I am not, child. Look at me!
Do you know how much shampooing I'm gonna have to do
to get this stuff off of me?
-Shuggie gots fur-- -[slaps]
I know who killed Mr. Chips.
Child, you late. That's old news. I know who killed Mr. Chips, too.
I bet you don't.
-I-- I bet you don't. -I'll go first.
[both] Suga Mama!
-[both gasp] -[doorbell rings]
-[door rattles] -Penny.
[giggles] What can I do for you, grandbaby?
Come on, come on in. Leave that dog outside, though.
Oh, you tried it. I'm so offended.
I am pure panda, Ms. Ma'am.
I don't care who your mama is.
-You better put on these booties. -Hey.
[Suga Mama] You not gonna scuff up my good hardwood floors.
So, what can I do for you, baby?
[chuckles nervously] Uh...
Suga Mama, uh... [chuckles]
...did you have anything to do with Mr. Chips' accident?
You know I can't lie to you, baby.
Yeah.
-It was me. -I knew it.
-[gasps] -I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
You can always tell by the eyes.
Although, I must admit, I really can't see hers from here,
but I... I feel it, though.
♪ Ma, Ma, Ma ♪
♪ What are you doing? ♪
♪ You know you didn't have anything to do with Mr. Chips ♪
♪ Ow ♪
Shut up, boy. I'm trying to protect you. You won't make it on the inside.
What are you talking about, Ma?
I'm talking about what you did to that Snacky Monkey.
Look, I can do the time. I don't have much time left anyway.
I didn't do anything to Mr. Chips.
Yes, you did. You were mad about that song.
[Shuggie] Mmm.
[♪ "Krush Groovin'" by The Krush Groove All Stars playing]
♪ Krush groovin' ♪
♪ Body movin' ♪
♪ Krush groovin' ♪
-Uh-uh-uh. -♪ Body movin' ♪
♪ Body movin' ♪
-[Peabo] Next! -Huh?
[groans]
Oh.
-Huh. -[both gasp]
Yo, Grandmaster No-Flash,
stop before I crush you, son.
Let that fool in, Buffy B.
Box!
[♪ "I Can't Live Without My Radio" music playing]
♪ A one, two, a one, two ♪
♪ Allow me to introduce myself ♪
♪ I'm Mr. Chips ♪
♪ Oh, but you can call me Snacky Monkey ♪
♪ I'm the one with the Proud Snacks gettin' funky ♪
♪ I skip all the lines at Snackland ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the man ♪
♪ And yeah, I'm a Cardinals fan ♪
♪ Sagittarius don't like Aquarius ♪
♪ Always in the monkey business yeah, I take it serious ♪
-Mmm. -♪ So say it one time for me ♪
♪ Snacky M to the O to the N to the Key ♪
♪ Uh-huh-uh-huh, ruff ♪
What do you think, Big Daddy Chimp?
[♪ suspenseful music playing]
[gasps]
-Oh. -[Mr. Chips gibbers]
[Bufferina] Better luck next time, LL Fool J.
-Big Daddy, please. -[Bufferina grunts and crashes]
I need the money, so I can move out of my Mama's house.
-[Mr. Chips laughing] -[groans and grunts]
-Hmm. Hmm? -[Suga Mama] I'm not talking 'bout
your beggin', boy.
I'm talking about the time when you found out
that Snacky Monkey stole your song.
[crowd cheering]
[♪ "I Can't Live Without My Radio" music playing]
[Uncle Bobby on speakers] ♪ A one, two, a one, two ♪
♪ Allow me to introduce myself ♪
♪ I'm Mr. Chips ♪
♪ Oh, but you can call me Snacky Monkey ♪
♪ I'm the one with the Proud Snacks gettin' funky ♪
♪ I skip all the lines at Snackland ♪
-♪ 'Cause I'm the man-- ♪ -[Mr. Chips shrieks]
You stole my song, Cool Monkey!
[crowd cheering]
[stammers] That's my song!
-I'm gon' get you, Mr. Ch... [screams] -[crashes]
And to this day, I've never seen my Bobby
-that angry or pathetic. -[gasps]
I knew he was gon' get revenge
-on that monkey, though. -[gasps]
[in sing-song voice] ♪ You know I would never ever ♪
♪ Ever, ever hurt another human being ♪
Mr. Chips isn't a human being, Uncle Bobby.
He is a simian.
I love every little man, every lil' creature,
and every lil' flower on this planet.
I'm a nacho lover, not a fighter.
Now, Trudy.
Mmm, I'm not so sure about her.
-She looks suspect. -[Shuggie chomping]
Mama?
[Trudy] I am a veterinarian.
That means I've taken a solemn oath to protect and heal all animals,
regardless of breed, species, or social standing.
Hmm.
I could never harm a single hair
-on that sweet chimpanzee's furry head. -[squeaking]
-Mmm. -[Penny] Whew.
I knew you didn't do it, Mama. [chuckles]
Now wait a minute! You gonna believe her?
She's a veterinarian.
She got a license to kill people.
I've dealt with people like this my whole life.
You gon' stand there and tell me that you ain't never dissected no worm?
You ain't never declawed no cat?
You ain't never took a puppy to the farm?
[squeaking]
Where's all this coming from, Penny?
-[objects clattering] -Uh... Uncle Bobby.
He said you threatened Mr. Chips.
Hmm?
Yeah, I was about to jack-- I mean... [stutters]
I went to talk to, uh, Mr. Chips about stealing my song,
and they told me that he went to Trudy to get his insurance exam.
[woman] When they find your cold, lifeless body...
-Hmm? -...don't say I didn't warn you.
-[thuds] -[Mr. Chips screaming]
[gibbering]
Hold it, Mr. Chips. We gotta talk.
[screams and gibbers]
-[gasps] Oh. -[Trudy] Mr. Chips?
Huh?
Trudy?
The only time I ever heard you say something that evil was to Oscar.
And he was nowhere around.
That wasn't me you heard yelling, Bobby.
That was Mariah.
-[♪ intriguing music playing] -[both gasp]
[hoarsely] What?
As in Mariah Carey?
Uh-huh.
Oh, Trudy,
why didn't you tell me you knew The Elusive Chanteuse?
I've been trying to get one of my songs to her forever.
You know she blocked me on Wizspace.
-Ah! -I don't even know
which one is more unbelievable.
That Trudy knows MC, or that you still got Wizspace.
-[scoffs] -[groans]
But Shuggie digresses.
Trudy, girl, how you even know Mariah?
And don't leave out none of the juicy details either.
-Talk to me. -Oh, me and Mariah go back
like babies with pacifiers.
I have looked after her companion and soulmate, Francois,
since, like, forever.
[Penny gasps] That's it.
Come on, let's go, Shuggie.
-[Shuggie] Hey! -[Penny] Thank you, Mama.
Uh, I'mma be late for dinner.
-And I'm glad you not a killer. -[slams]
[sighs]
[squeaks]
Hold up. Slow down, child. Where we going?
-To see Mariah. -[panting]
I know that diva did the deed. Come on.
Huh? Now, hold on, Penny Proud.
We can just accuse Mariah Carey of monkey murder without no proof.
Oh, I got proof.
My dad posted this on Holla'gram.
What do you see?
I see some very unusual-looking suspects.
[Penny] Oh, look closer! Look at her hair.
Dang, a diamond butterfly.
Ooh, Ms. Thang got some good taste.
Oh... Okay then. I see you.
Yep, that's not Miss Thang.
That's Mariah.
She adores butterflies, diamonds, and fur coats!
Look at you. You lil' Foxy Brown you, crackin' this case.
Thank you, but I prefer to be compared to Marie Mitchell. [chuckles]
Uh, who?
-Ow! Hey. -C'mon, you can read it on the way.
Deliver packages to the side gate.
And don't touch anything. [chuckles]
-[Penny grunts] -Oh!
Uh, did you escape from the zoo, baby?
Because you are making me wild.
That's... That's cute.
-Look, we're not delivering anything. -Mmm.
-We're here to talk to Mariah. -Mmm-hmm.
I'm Penny Proud, Dr. Trudy Proud's daughter.
I called earlier.
Oh. Why didn't you say so?
[gate buzzing]
Come in.
-Hmm? -[Samira] But not him.
He can stay outside.
[Penny] Shuggie, what are you doing?
She told you not to come in.
I'm coming in anyway, I can promise you that.
[Shuggie gulps, heart beats]
Hey, boo boo.
You need to focus!
No, she need not to be so fine.
-Ooh... -Mariah will be down shortly.
And please stop touching things.
So, is everything okay with Francois?
We are not here for Francois.
Now you know, and I know you know, that you can do better than this, brother.
[speaking French] Worry about yourself, my chubby frere.
[in English] Uh-huh. I got your chubby, Frenchie.
I'm talking about this nasty glass, here.
[scoffs]
So sorry.
Francois has been battling a terrible, terrible rash.
Here's another Sockeye smoothie.
Mmm. How about some shut-eye?
Let's go hibernate.
Look, we're not here to hibernate or because of Francois.
We're here to ask Mariah about Mr. Chips.
-[Mariah] What about Mr. Chips? -[Penny gasps]
[♪ angelic music playing]
Hello, Ms. Mariah. [chuckles nervously]
Songbird supreme.
Is it true that you were heard yelling at Mr. Chips
-"I hope they find your lifeless body"? -Hmm?
-[discordant notes] -Hmm?
Don't answer that, Mariah.
You are quoting her out of context.
Francois was in the beginning stages of his hideous rash,
so I picked out the perfect outfit for Mariah,
just a simple sequin gown with a high slit on the right.
And four hours later, we rushed off in a panic to see Dr. Trudy.
-Oh, Chipsy darling. -[Francois yells]
It's so good to see you.
Why are you here? You okay?
[in French] Mariah, what?
[in English] Oh, no worries. He's in excellent health.
He's just getting a check-up for an insurance policy.
[Samira] Worried? Mariah was appalled.
I mean, who takes out a two million-dollar policy
-on an unpaid intern? -[Shuggie slurping]
Chipsy, I have a bad, bad, feeling about this, baby.
[Samira] Then he tragically joked
that if Proud Snacks hadn't killed him, nothing would.
-[Mr. Chips laughs] -[Samira] And laughed.
It's not a joke, Chipsy.
When they find your cold, lifeless body...
-[exclaims] -...don't say I didn't warn you.
[sniffles]
-[Mr. Chips cries] -[Mariah] Chipsy!
And that...
was the last time I saw my darling, Mr. Chips.
I have so much regret.
I miss him so...
-[cries] -[gasps]
That's a pretty fly butterfly you got there Ms. Carey.
In fact, it looks just like this one here, Mimi.
[both gasp]
-What is this? -It's you.
Sneaking out of the Snacky Monkey Ride control booth
just before you turned Chipsy into one of these ol' nasty shakes.
[Samira] What makes you think that's Mariah?
Even someone with your limited means and charisma
can afford a knock-off butterfly
and a cheap synthetic wig from any Wizmart.
Or in your case a...
Wizard Dollar Tree.
[Francois chuckles]
[gates buzz]
[typewriter clacks, dings]
[Mariah singing "Always Be My Baby"]
♪ You and I will always be ♪
♪ No way you're never gonna shake me ♪
♪ No way you're never gonna shake me, now ♪
[♪ song continues indistinctly]
Can we please go, Penny Proud?
Pretty please? They about to open up the buffet, baby.
[gasps] Hmm.
[audience cheering]
[gasps]
Come on. I figured it out.
Come on where?
Shuggie's hungry.
You eat too much. Your fur is starting to stretch.
[humming]
Gotcha, Ratatouille!
Wait, was he a monkey or a rat? I don't know.
Pardon, Kung Fu Panda.
[Penny] You almost got away with it.
We suspected everyone, even Mariah,
that is until she pointed out that cheap Wizmart wig.
Big mistake, Frenchie.
You see, The Elusive Chanteuse would never, ever
wear a pathetic synthetic like that.
[Penny] So the question is,
why would someone dress up like Mariah and frame her?
Then The Real MC mentioned
she put everything in your name, Francois.
Preposterous.
So you definitely had a motive to get rid of her.
No, no, no. J'adore Mariah.
Boy, shut up.
You know you wanted that cash, Stuart Little.
[scoffs]
But why get rid of Mr. Chips?
That one really stumped me.
But Shuggie figured it out.
I must say, it was genius on my part.
Anytime Mariah said "Chipsy",
you had a little conipsy. [chuckles] You see what I did there?
You were afraid he was gonna move in
-and replace you, wasn't you? -[screams]
[groans]
So, why not kill two birds with one stone?
Well, actually, neither one of 'em were birds,
and you didn't use a stone, you used that Snacky Monkey ride.
[speaking French] No, never, you imbecile.
[in English] Still, I couldn't figure out how you did it.
Then it came to me when I was showing Mariah the picture
we all took in front of the Snacky Monkey ride.
I noticed Snacky Monkey didn't have his ears on.
That's when it dawned on me.
How could someone walk into the control room,
and sabotage that ride without being noticed?
Well, they could if they were someone that belonged there,
like Snacky Monkey.
And who looks like Snacky Monkey?
You, Francois.
So much so, that you were once even mistaken for Mr. Chips.
You stole Mr. Chips' ears,
put on a vest and walked into the control booth,
then reprogrammed the ride,
switched into your Mariah disguise and left,
making sure you were caught in the photo taken by Peabo.
After all, you can miss anyone wearing a full length
chinchilla fur coat in the summertime
with a glittery diamond butterfly in their hair.
[growls]
Francois would never do something like that.
And I'm quite sure you have absolutely no proof.
[Francois chuckles]
You're right, Ms. Carey, we had nothing.
It was just a hunch.
Until, I saw you and Francois take your bow at the memorial service.
When we first came to see you, you thought Francois still had a rash.
But that would've been impossible.
My mom said that the medication she gave Francois
would've eliminated that rash immediately.
Not to mention, a rash wouldn't transfer onto a glass.
[groans] So nasty.
However, Snacky Monkey ears are made of actual Proud Snack cheese puffs.
No amount of washing or antibiotics or licking can get that fluorescent
and possibly radioactive orange coating off your hands.
It takes two weeks minimum to fade away.
I know, I grew up with yellow fingers.
-Whoa! -[Mariah gasps]
-That proves absolutely nothing. -[Shuggie] Hmm.
There are plenty of people who eat those horrid, horrid Proud Snacks.
-Uh... -[Shuggie] Well, not really
but Shuggie still like 'em.
Oh, then tell me Miss Diva,
why is Mr. Chips behind this wall?
-[muffled moan] -[gasps]
Well, I'll be. Look at that.
-[gasps] Chipsy! -[screams]
[grumbles]
-[gasps] Oh, baby, you okay? -[Mr. Chips chitters]
Oh...
Uh, looks like you're going back to the zoo with me, Francois.
-There's bars in your future. -[Francois chitters]
-[Penny] Let me go! -[gasps]
[growls]
[speaking French] Stay where you are or I'll hurt the big head girl.
-[Mr. Chips] Ooh. -[Mariah gasps]
[in English] Uh, you know that's a banana, right?
[Penny] Hmm?
-[Francois chittering] -Ow! Hey!
Stop him! He's getting away.
[yells]
[gasps]
Just call me Paddle Ball Panda.
[paparazzi chattering]
Good job, Penny.
You and Panda Express here make a good team.
[laughs] You tried it.
My name is Shuggie, Sherlock.
Yeah, we got room for two in the back of the squad car, Shuggie Shack.
Hey no, that was a joke. Relax, my Latin sister.
Hey girl, I'm glad you listened to me.
I told you it wasn't Zoey.
Girl, that is not true, you all said it was Zoey.
-You said it was Zoey too, Michael. -They always change their story.
-Mmm? -Mmm-hmm?
-What? -Hmm.
I'm so glad you're okay, Mr. Chips.
-I really missed you. -[Mr. Chips sighs]
That was a nice move with the paddle ball, Shuggie.
Ah, well, thank you. You know, I do try.
So look, tell me this,
how did you know Mr. Chips was behind the wall?
That's easy. Mr. Chips is quadrumanous.
-Uh, quadrumano-what? -[laughs]
It means he's got four hands.
Which he obviously used to handle the Snacky Monkey ears.
Hence the yellow cheese handprints on the floor
that led straight into the wall.
Go on ahead, Glass Onion!
-[rhythmic car honk] -[Huggy] Yo, Shuggie!
The zookeeper's on his way, you better get outta here,
before the black and whites show up.
-Hey, that's my cue and my song. -[♪ R&B music playing on jeep stereo]
It's been fun, Penny Proud.
My Latin sister with an attitude got a point,
we are a good team.
Yeah, we are.
[Huggy] Yo, now, c'mon man. Get up outta here.
Unless you wanna end up like that French monkey.
Look at that French monkey, you don't want that.
Ah, he got jokes. Let's do this again sometime, Penny Proud.
-[♪ R&B music playing] -[Samira] This song is giving me life.
Mind if I join you?
Sure, baby.
We belong together.
But we don't. Unless you got gas money.
Gas money?
Dear, I have Wizard Kelly Three Flavors drive-thru money.
Woo-hoo-hoo! Why didn't you say so, my bizzle?
Get on in here with your fine self. You get in the backseat, Shuggie.
Hey, I'll tell you that I'm two of those flavors.
Mama, Daddy.
I just wanna say I'm really sorry for accusing you.
Oh baby, everybody makes mistakes.
Mmm-hmm, just don't make another one.
And that fake Shaq that we found Snacky Monkey.
And I already cashed that insurance check.
[laughs] Huh? Ah!
I heard that, Oscar Proud.
Man, you're going to jail with that French monkey.
[laughs] You have a better chance of dunking than that happening, Rodney.
[laughing]
-[Oscar yells] Help! -[Penny and Trudy gasps]
[all wince]
[Oscar exclaiming]
Dang, you right, Penny Proud.
-[Oscar screaming] -Ninety degrees.
[Oscar exclaiming]
[Oscar] Trudy, make him stop.
[Oscar exclaiming]
[Oscar] Trudy!
[♪ theme music playing]