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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

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(STUDENTS GASP)

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Oh, man, zang. Hide your phones, quick.

6
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(SNARLS)

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(STUDENTS CLAMORING)

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STUDENT: Over there.

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(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

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Take this from me.

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(GULPS)

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-(SQUEAKING)
-(STUDENTS GROAN)

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Ms. Hill?

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ALL: Zang!

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All right, everybody, be quiet,
sit it down, settle down.

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Hush it.

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I'm Ms. Hill.

18
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Ms. Eckhart's water broke.

19
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Yes, she's giving life today.

20
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So, I will be taking over the class.

21
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Well, I'm breaking out of here right now.

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Ooh, where do you think you're going,
Ms. Bougie Boulevardez? To the mall?

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(COUGHS) I don't feel well.

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I need to see the nurse.

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Now, you know and I know, they got rid
of the nurse with the last budget cuts.

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Sit down.

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All right, everybody, put your books away
and get ready for a pop quiz.

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(STUDENTS SIGH)

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Keep on with these little attitudes.

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F don't just stand for "fail."
It stands for "funky attitude."

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Ms. Hill. Excuse me, Ms. Hill?

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-Mmm-hmm.
-This is a health class.

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Ms. Eckhart doesn't give pop quizzes.

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Oh, Angela Davis, you back from Cuba?

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Well, you failed.

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KG: Sheesh!

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You failed, too, little Atari.

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That's why you're out of style.

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STUDENTS: Ooh!

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Anybody else got anything to say?

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(BOTH GASP)

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(SNEEZES)

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That's a F for you, too, blondie. Nasty.

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Zang! I got allergies.

45
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Ms. Proud, you got somethin' to say

46
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or you just want everybody
to smell your armpit?

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I just wanna say that Dijonay
shouldn't be excoriated

48
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or penalized for having allergies.

49
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Oh, you don't think I know
what that means, do ya?

50
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Well, see if you can figure out this one,
Ms. Smarty Pants.

51
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Everybody's got detention.

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ALL: Zang!

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(SINGING)
<i>The... Proud... Family... What?</i>

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<i>You and me will always be tight</i>

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<i>Family every day and every night</i>

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<i>Even when you start acting like a fool</i>

57
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<i>You know that I'm lovin'</i>
<i>every single thing you do</i>

58
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<i>I know I can always be myself</i>

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<i>When I'm with you</i>
<i>more than anybody else</i>

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<i>Every single day</i>
<i>that I'm headed off to school</i>

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<i>You know there's no one</i>
<i>I love as much as you</i>

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<i>-The family</i>
<i>-The family</i>

63
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<i>Proud family</i>

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<i>They'll make you scream!</i>

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<i>They'll make you wanna sing!</i>

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<i>It's a family thing, a family</i>
<i>A proud, proud family</i>

67
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<i>Proud family</i>

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<i>They'll push your buttons!</i>

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<i>They'll make you wanna hug 'em</i>

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<i>A family, family</i>
<i>Proud, proud family</i>

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<i>Proud, proud family</i>

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(OSCAR SCREAMS)

73
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(BEBE AND CECE GIBBERING)

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Oscar, when are you serving dinner?
The twins could've cooked it by now.

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As soon as I get that secret ingredient
for my famous chicken cacciatore.

76
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Well, what ingredient is that, scarecrow?

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Chicken.

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(KIDS CLAMORING)

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And here it is now.

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Penny, where's my chicken?

81
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-I don't know.
-You didn't get my text?

82
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I said pick me up a chicken at Trader Wiz.

83
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No, I didn't get any text.

84
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I know you didn't lose
that phone I bought you.

85
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-I know that.
-No, of course I didn't lose it.

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I'll see y'all later.

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(COMPUTER BEEPS)

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-'Sup?
<i>-KG.</i>

89
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Ooh, I need a favor.

90
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I lost my phone, and I'm not ready
to get kicked out. Not yet.

91
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Can you track it for me?

92
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Aight, bet, I got you.

93
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(TRILLING)

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Aight, look, it's at school.
It's in the health room.

95
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You want unlimited calling?

96
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I'm running a special this week.

97
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Nah, that's okay.
Ooh, wait, can you get me Wizard Plus?

98
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Just never mind. Thanks, KG...

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(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)

100
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WIZARD: <i>Thanks for orderin' Wizard Prime.</i>

101
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<i>Good luck with your crime, y'all.</i>

102
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(BEEPING)

103
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(GASPS)

104
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Whoa.

105
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(CHUCKLES)

106
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Stealth mode.

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(GASPS)

108
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Where did I go? (LAUGHS)

109
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Okay, okay, stealth mode off.

110
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(SCREAMS) Zang!

111
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Tarantula mode.

112
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(LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

114
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Whoa. Now, wait a minute.

115
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Did somebody use my credit card
on Wizard Prime?

116
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Ha! If it went through, heck no.

117
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(LAUGHS)

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(PENNY SCREAMS)

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(PENNY CHUCKLES)

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Whoo!

121
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(SECURITY ALARM BEEPS)

122
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Pillbug mode.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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(SCREAMING)

125
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Okay. Kevin Hart mode.

126
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(IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
You gonna learn today.

127
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Oh, I'm a grown little man.

128
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(LAUGHS)

129
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Whoa!

130
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The Rock mode.

131
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(IN DEEP VOICE)
Oh, no, this is not cute. Glam mode.

132
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(GRUNTS)

133
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(SQUEALS) Okay!

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(CHUCKLES)

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(MS. HILL HUMMING)

136
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Ms. Hill?

137
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(MS. HILL CHUCKLES)

138
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Y'all are not gonna believe
what I saw last night.

139
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It was crazy.

140
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What's wrong, Zoey?

141
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They didn't have any vegan today?

142
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If you don't like your chicken nuggets,
I'll take 'em.

143
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Touch my nuggets and you die.

144
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So, what's bothering you, killer?

145
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I was voted drum major.

146
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Good for you, Zoey.

147
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-What? Really?
-Amazing!

148
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No, it's not amazing.

149
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The reason why I play flute
is so I can stay invisible.

150
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Now, I have to be up front.

151
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I love being up front.

152
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But, of course, I'm cute.

153
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Not with that 'stache, baby.

154
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Ladies, please, this is about me.

155
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The truth is, like it or not, I just don't
have the necessary skill set.

156
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-PENNY: What do you mean?
-If I back it up, it ain't fast enough.

157
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Come on, girl, you'll be fine.

158
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Let's see what you got.
Dijonay, give us a beat.

159
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(BEAT BOXING)

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GIRLS: Okay. Okay, Zoey. Look at Zoey
Go, Zoey! Go, Zoey! Go, Zoey!

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-(CRASHING)
-Everybody, stand back. Clear.

162
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LaCienega, stop.

163
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Normally, I'm against
cultural appropriation.

164
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But Zoey, girl, you need help.

165
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You'd be willing to teach me?

166
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No, no, no. That's not my ministry.

167
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Look, my Uncle Bobby
was a drum major in college.

168
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Your Uncle Bobby went to college?

169
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Ooh, I know I'm gettin' in.

170
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You think he'd help me?

171
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My Uncle Bobby would do anything.
For free nachos.

172
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You girls know there's
a two-condiment limit in this cafeteria.

173
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Dijonay, pop quiz.

174
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-How many mustards you got?
-A lot.

175
00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,084
-How many you got?
-A lot.

176
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,710
-Nikki Giovanni, what about...
-A lot.

177
00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,170
(ALL LAUGHING)

178
00:09:07,463 --> 00:09:09,590
Guess how many detentions you got? A lot.

179
00:09:10,758 --> 00:09:12,385
Don't act like I don't know that song.

180
00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,389
Zang! Why is Ms. Hill so mean?

181
00:09:16,472 --> 00:09:18,599
That's what I was tryin' to tell you guys.

182
00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:22,186
Last night, I got in trouble
because I left my phone in detention,

183
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:25,231
so I bought this really cool night crawler
stealth suit on Wizard Prime.

184
00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,066
Ooh, it was midnight blue,
it was so cute...

185
00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,651
Get to the point, Black Widow.

186
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:32,363
So, I crawled outta the house,
and when I got to school,

187
00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:35,241
Ms. Hill was in the teachers' lounge.

188
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:39,203
So? That's where teachers go,
hence the name "teachers' lounge."

189
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Not at 10:00 at night.

190
00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,458
And not wearing old pajamas
and a lunch room avocado facial mask,

191
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,836
while singing
<i>It's My House and I Live Here.</i>

192
00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,337
Why would she be doin' that?

193
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,382
Y'all, I think she's homeless.

194
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,343
Aw, that's sad.

195
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,428
I know, right?

196
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:59,015
You gotta keep this a secret.
You can't tell anybody.

197
00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,111
Thanks, Penny, for getting
your Uncle Bobby to help me.

198
00:10:12,486 --> 00:10:15,031
Oh, wait, is that Uncle Bobby?

199
00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:16,616
(RUSTLING)

200
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:18,367
UNCLE BOBBY: Yeah, child.

201
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,037
I was <i>Jet</i> magazine's
Drum Major of the Year

202
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,706
for seven years in a row.

203
00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,875
(SINGING) <i>And then I dropped out, out</i>

204
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:35,593
CROWD: (CHEERING)
Bobby! Bobby! Bobby!

205
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,433
Zang!

206
00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,895
All right, Zoey, show me
what you're workin' with.

207
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:52,234
No, no, child.
I'm talkin' 'bout my nachos.

208
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:55,946
(PHONE RINGING)

209
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,951
Oh, no! Ms. Hill got fired.

210
00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,996
No. No, that's Lisa, baby girl.

211
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,665
I went to prom with her.

212
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:08,084
(SINGING) <i>She should have stuck with me</i>

213
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,461
<i>She could have lived with me</i>

214
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:14,340
<i>For free in my mama's house</i>

215
00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,388
How did the principal
even get my pictures?

216
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,348
Girl, people be hackin' people.

217
00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,975
Could be some 400-pound guy
sitting on his bed.

218
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,769
Russia. Who knows?

219
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:30,940
Dijonay, because of
whistleblowers like you,

220
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:36,195
our Snitches Get Riches program
is the success it is today.

221
00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:40,449
Your family's lunch room debt
is completely wiped away.

222
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:45,037
-Thank you, Principal Hightower.
-Please, call me Rhonda, girl.

223
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,088
Don't judge me.

224
00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,048
I got nine brothers and sisters.

225
00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,092
Besides, Ms. Hill made her own bed.

226
00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:00,010
She doesn't even have a bed.

227
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,303
Oh, I'm so tired of y'all!

228
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,305
What's her problem?

229
00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:05,349
(DOOR SLAMS)

230
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:18,571
Ms. Hill, I'm sorry
about you getting fired.

231
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,115
Stop frontin', girl.
I know you kids don't like me.

232
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:25,244
Nah! We like you.
I mean, we like it when you...

233
00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:26,912
And, um...

234
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:28,581
And we like it...

235
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,459
You know, what I'm just trying
to say is that I feel bad.

236
00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:34,086
Wait, I'm sorry, why is there
a microwave in your front seat?

237
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,505
Why anybody else would have
a microwave in they seat?

238
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,382
To cook Hot Pockets while they drivin'.

239
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,467
Really?

240
00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:40,968
You're not very bright, are you?

241
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,902
(SCREAMING)

242
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,987
(GRUNTING)

243
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:03,532
CHORUS ON TV: <i>Judge Byrd</i>

244
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,868
-MAN 1: <i>That's one bad...</i>
-MAN 2: <i>Objection</i>

245
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:06,952
CHORUS: <i>Overruled</i>

246
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,122
MAN 1: <i>I'm talkin' about the Judge</i>
<i>You know what I'm saying</i>

247
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,457
I'm finished, sir.

248
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,918
Did you unplug the garbage disposal?

249
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,002
Yep.

250
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,086
Mow the lawn?

251
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,254
Yep.

252
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,840
Washed my mama's pink bathrobe?

253
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:23,344
Yep. Sir, may I ask you a question?

254
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,971
What does this have to do
with being a drum major?

255
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,056
Nothin'.

256
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,518
(SINGING)
<i>Mama was on me about doin' my chores</i>

257
00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,853
<i>My C-H-O-R-E</i>

258
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,021
<i>Oh</i>

259
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,856
But the pep rally is coming up.

260
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,233
I'm not gonna be ready.

261
00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,776
People are gonna be laughing at me.

262
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,903
Give me my nachos back, mister.

263
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:56,126
Zoey, just listen to this day and night
and you will be all right.

264
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,211
What is it?

265
00:13:57,294 --> 00:13:59,839
Only the funkiest track ever known to man,

266
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,841
<i>My Prerogative.</i>

267
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,301
Oh, the Britney Spears song.

268
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,267
Zoey, child, don't ever disrespect
the funk like that.

269
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,018
(SINGING) <i>This is Bobby Brown</i>

270
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,645
<i>This is new jack swing</i>

271
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,105
<i>Oh</i>

272
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,899
Why do you think I wear my hair like this?

273
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,151
<i>This is gumby, dang it</i>

274
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,446
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

275
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:31,453
(GASPS)

276
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,188
Whoa!

277
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,191
Thank you, Uncle Bobby.

278
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,277
I don't know how I'll ever repay you.

279
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:07,865
You can start by cleaning
that crust off the shower curtain.

280
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,451
Here, take this. Go on, girl.

281
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,833
Mom, Dad, this is my teacher, Ms. Hill.

282
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,043
Whoa, hold on.

283
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,295
-What did you do now, Penny?
-Nothing.

284
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:25,132
I just invited Ms. Hill over for dinner,
if you don't mind.

285
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:27,134
Of course we don't mind.

286
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,719
Welcome, Ms. Hill.

287
00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,220
I'll go set an extra place.

288
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,515
And I told her she could stay here
with us until she got on her feet.

289
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,225
Why would you do something like...

290
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:40,189
(CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me, my dear woman,
we'll be right back.

291
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,024
And please don't touch anything.

292
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,817
We have GoPros everywhere.

293
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,654
Look, I know what you're gonna say.

294
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:50,574
But the fact that she got fired and is
living in her car is all because of me.

295
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,910
If I hadn't shown
those pictures to Dijonay,

296
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,787
she wouldn't have gone to the principal.

297
00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:57,289
Ms. Hill needs to take her butt
over to Dijonay's house

298
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,374
since she snitched.

299
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,503
Oscar, this is what we've
always taught Penny.

300
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,464
To be generous to those
who are less fortunate.

301
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:06,548
We lied.

302
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,092
Now, as the man of the house,

303
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,928
I'm telling you to get that woman
out of my house.

304
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,140
Follow me, Ms. Hill.
I'll show you to your bedroom.

305
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,059
That way you can freshen up for dinner.

306
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,686
Thank you very much, Trudy.

307
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,397
You're much nicer than your husband.

308
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,107
Well, you know what else is nicer?

309
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:24,650
WizBnB.

310
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,116
Wait, is that my shirt?

311
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,826
Trudy, call the police!

312
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,787
-Ow, woman! Ow!
-Mmm-hmm.

313
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:38,622
Who set the table?

314
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,708
I did, Ms. Hill.

315
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,501
I should've known.

316
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,837
Okay, pay attention.

317
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,172
The plate should be centered
on the placemat.

318
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,592
The salad fork goes on the left
in the nine o'clock position.

319
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:54,346
The knife goes on the right,
sharp side pointed towards the plate

320
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,056
so nobody gets their arm cut.

321
00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:00,185
And the glasses go above the knife.

322
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,980
And hopefully, without fingerprints.

323
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,940
This is nasty. Who got six fingers?

324
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,651
(LAUGHS) She's talkin' 'bout you, Trudy.

325
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,695
Now I remember you.

326
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:12,865
You were that little bougie girl
that my Bobby took to the prom.

327
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,785
Worst day of my baby boy's life.

328
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:20,080
Well, maybe if you hadn't showed up
to the prom dinner to cut up his meat,

329
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,707
it would've gone better.

330
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,918
Plus, you stole my seat and my corsage.

331
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,545
Ugh!

332
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,255
Oh, she got a point there, Mama.

333
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,466
Bobby still don't know how to use a knife.

334
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:31,759
Uses hair grease, though.

335
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:34,053
Now listen here, Lisa Big Bonet.

336
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:37,347
Don't make me come over there
and slap a knot upside your...

337
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:40,309
Suga Mama, would you relax?
She's our guest.

338
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,062
Thank you, Mrs. Proud,
but you should've spoken sooner.

339
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,397
After all, it is your house.

340
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,565
SUGAR MAMA: Let me go!

341
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:50,069
You know what?
I'm starting to like you, Ms. Hill.

342
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,528
You can stay until tomorrow.

343
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:54,031
Look here, Skinny Tie,
all you can do for me

344
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:57,868
is write a 500-word essay
on why your snacks are so nasty.

345
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,829
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, you can talk about
my mama and my wife,

346
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,498
but nobody talks about my snacks.

347
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:03,582
And give my shirt back!

348
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:04,666
That's it!

349
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:09,088
Thanks to Skinny Tie,
you all got detention.

350
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,255
For a week!

351
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,091
(ALL CLAMORING)

352
00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,059
(GASPS) What's up with the hair, Felisha?

353
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:25,854
Man, I had to do a 200-page paper
on the use of a salad fork.

354
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,565
What? The lunch lady
is teaching classes now?

355
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:30,234
No, it's Ms. Hill.

356
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:32,361
She got my whole family doing homework.

357
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,531
It was a mistake letting her live with us.
I gotta get rid of her.

358
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,033
No. I've gotta get rid
of your Uncle Bobby.

359
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,993
He's ruining my life.

360
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,621
He's not <i>My Prerogative.</i>

361
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:45,415
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

362
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:47,960
UNCLE BOBBY: (SINGING) <i>Ooh, yeah</i>

363
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,630
Shoot, I'll take Uncle Bobby
over Ms. Hill any day.

364
00:18:51,713 --> 00:18:53,132
I'm afraid to go home.

365
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:56,385
(GASPS) I got it.
We can get her her job back.

366
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,678
Slow down, Proud.

367
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,097
Yeah. Life's good without Cruella.

368
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:02,850
Yeah, I got all the condiments I want.

369
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,060
Come on, y'all. Y'all gotta help me.

370
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,521
Aight, look, what about
a Broke No Joke page?

371
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:08,605
Say less.

372
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,773
What do we need to do?

373
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,066
(LAUGHS)

374
00:19:11,608 --> 00:19:13,193
You ain't gotta worry, it's done.

375
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,447
Cool. Now what?

376
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:19,449
Now, just wait for the bag to come in.

377
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,576
And it's litty.

378
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:23,704
PENNY: When's the money
gonna start rolling in?

379
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,747
You gotta publicize to get paid.

380
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,583
You couldn't mention that two hours ago?

381
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,752
No worries.
I posted the link on my Hologram.

382
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,379
With your 25 followers?

383
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,047
Twenty-five more than you got.

384
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,299
And I'm verified.

385
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,134
Verified? By who?

386
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,344
I got the blue check. What you got?

387
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,181
Why are you letting social media
define your self-worth?

388
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,808
Look, no. And I'm the only one
with a blue check, okay?

389
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:45,934
I'm the only one with...

390
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,270
Wait a minute! I know what to do.

391
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:54,026
Pens down.

392
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,405
Everyone turn in your reports
on Madam C.J. Walker.

393
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,074
Very good, Suga Mama.

394
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,410
A very detailed and intimate report.

395
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:06,038
She was her first customer. (LAUGHING)

396
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,040
And where's your report, funny boy?

397
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,750
And where's your rent, Ms. Hill?

398
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,836
-(GROWLS)
-(SCREAMS)

399
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,636
Ooh, I changed my mind. I like you, Lisa.

400
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,638
Trudy, are you ready to rejoin us?

401
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,681
I'm ready for you to leave.

402
00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,766
MS. HILL: What did you say?

403
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,810
-Maybe you need more motivation.
-(GROANS)

404
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,896
Mommy, mommy, please.

405
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,022
(CRASHES)

406
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:34,483
MS. HILL: All right, heathens.

407
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,652
Everybody, put your books away.

408
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,278
And get ready for a pop quiz.

409
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,573
Psst, psst. Daddy. Daddy!

410
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,576
Penny, that suit's got weapons, right?
Tase her.

411
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,871
No, I'll be right back. I'm gettin' help.

412
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,748
No, no, no, Penny, I ain't gonna make it.

413
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,458
Penny! Penny! You can't leave me!

414
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,002
No talking in class!

415
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,879
(OSCAR SCREAMING)

416
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,720
(STUDENTS CHEERING)

417
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,432
HIGHTOWER: Children.

418
00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:09,434
Children.

419
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,144
I said quiet, you future mall cops!

420
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,396
(CHEERING STOPS)

421
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,648
Thank you.

422
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,527
(PLEASANT VOICE) Now, we have
an announcement from Penny Proud.

423
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,070
I don't know what it's about.

424
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,614
(HARSH VOICE) But it better be short.

425
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:27,953
One of our most beloved teachers
has fallen on hard times.

426
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:29,997
Ms. Hill.

427
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,415
(ALL GROANING)

428
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:36,003
The teachers who selflessly
give their time and passion

429
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,005
should be paid a living wage.

430
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,215
Boo, boo, boo.

431
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,926
And certainly no teacher
should go homeless

432
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,387
while giving us the gift of education.

433
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,764
GIRL: Penny's right. We should help her.

434
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,392
It was a gift when she got fired.

435
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:51,560
(STUDENTS LAUGHING)

436
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:57,774
We have created a Broke No Joke page
to raise funds

437
00:21:57,858 --> 00:22:01,945
so Ms. Hill can afford
a decent place to live.

438
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,655
(ALL BOOING)

439
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,659
Ow! Vicious.

440
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,703
Sorry, Penny. You're on your own, girl.

441
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:12,706
No, please! Look, y'all don't understand.

442
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:15,792
It is the right thing to do, okay?

443
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,711
-No one cares, honey.
-I wasn't done.

444
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,757
Thank you, Penny Proud.

445
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,009
Let's get this party started!

446
00:22:24,092 --> 00:22:29,181
It's time for the famous
Willy T. Ribbs marching band.

447
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,183
Aw, man. Well, that didn't work.

448
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,394
What are we gonna do now?
She never gonna leave my house.

449
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:38,065
Give it up for the Musical Mechanics!

450
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,650
-(BAND PLAYING)
-(STUDENTS CHEERING)

451
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,540
Come on!

452
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:02,255
I said the Willy T. Ribbs
Musical Mechanics!

453
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,216
Play or go home, child!

454
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,675
(PANTING)

455
00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:11,932
(HORN BEEPING)

456
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,642
(ALL GASP)

457
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,894
(CROWD CHEERING)

458
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,190
Remember what I told you.

459
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,567
But, Uncle Bobby, I can't do this.

460
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:24,319
Did you listen to the A track?

461
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:25,904
Every day.

462
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,280
Then you're ready, child!

463
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:28,782
(SINGING)

464
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,748
(SINGING ALONG)

465
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,670
You got it! Now all you need is this.

466
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:50,095
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

467
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,805
(BAND PLAYING)

468
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,779
Hey, yo, I got a idea. Look.
Check this out.

469
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:27,424
Look! Zoey's going viral!

470
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,388
She's doin' it!

471
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:45,901
We did it!

472
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:47,986
We did it, y'all!

473
00:24:48,069 --> 00:24:49,237
(CROWD CHEERING)

474
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,332
(TRUDY STRAINING)

475
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:10,884
Lisa! I finished.
Can I go to the bathroom?

476
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,594
I saw that, old lady.

477
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,804
The dog can go. You stay.

478
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,181
I wish you would go.

479
00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,309
(OSCAR SCREAMING)

480
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,728
Penny, you came back. Save me first.

481
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,981
Penny, why are you interrupting my class?

482
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,942
Ms. Hill, you won't believe it.

483
00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:29,319
We raised a bunch of money for you.

484
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,655
-You can get your own place.
-What?

485
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:33,532
A million dollars?

486
00:25:33,615 --> 00:25:35,700
What am I, Boo Boo the Fool?
I don't believe this.

487
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,578
It's true, and it's all yours.

488
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:41,414
After you take away
the 15% administration fee.

489
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:44,000
You know The Man
and Wizard Kelly gotta get theirs.

490
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:47,045
So, now you can get your own place,

491
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,257
and Principal Hightower said
you can have your job back, too.

492
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:52,926
-Really?
-Yes, really!

493
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,886
This is so sweet.

494
00:25:56,304 --> 00:26:00,308
Aw, Ms. Hill, don't cry.
You gonna make me cry.

495
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:02,769
Well, I don't know what to say.

496
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,604
No homework ever?

497
00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:05,855
I can't promise that.

498
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:09,693
But I can promise I'll strive to be
the best teacher you ever had.

499
00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:12,821
Thank you. Thank you from
the bottom of my heart.

500
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,574
Oh, this is wonderful.

501
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:24,791
Where would you like your stuff, Ms. Hill?

502
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:25,875
Burn it.

503
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,961
(HORN HONKING)

504
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,212
Who's that for?

505
00:26:29,462 --> 00:26:30,880
Me and my boo thang.

506
00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:36,803
(SINGING) <i>Lisa</i>
<i>the strawberry cider's on ice</i>

507
00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:40,682
Bobby! Whatchu doin'
in the car with that girl?

508
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,267
Not listenin' to you, Mama.

509
00:26:42,350 --> 00:26:44,853
<i>Like I shoulda did back in high school</i>

510
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,439
<i>But I'll be home for dinner</i>
<i>in about a week</i>

511
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,983
<i>Set an extra plate for Lisa</i>

512
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,193
<i>Please, please, please</i>

513
00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:01,953
I guess I'm your favorite son now,
huh, Mama?

514
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,705
Not now, not ever.

515
00:27:03,788 --> 00:27:05,749
Make sure you send us a postcard!

516
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,796
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)