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Trudy, I'm home! And I'm hungry.
What's for dinner, baby?
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I don't know, Oscar.
Whatever you're cooking.
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Cooking?
What are you talking about cooking?
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Cooking is a woman's job.
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(SCREAMS IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
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On second thought, I'll order a pizza.
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I'm starving. What's for dinner, Mama?
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I don't know, Penny.
Whatever you're cooking.
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Cooking? That's a mama's job.
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(SHRIEKS)
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I think I'll order pizza.
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Got 'em on the phone right now.
What do you want?
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Ooh, give me a veggie pizza.
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Veggie pizza? What are you...
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Not in my house.
Give me two Meat Lovers with extra meat.
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Y'all still got
that delicious buffalo sauce?
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What are you doing, Mama?
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I'm tracing my family roots
on the Where My People At? app.
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You can't know yourself unless you know
where you come from, honey.
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Oh, man. Trudy,
you Parkers sure got around.
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Your papa and your mama
were rolling stone.
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-(GROWLING)
-(YELPS)
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Wow, Mama. The Parkers lineage
goes all the way to Africa.
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What about Daddy's family?
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What? You don't know?
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The Prouds are descendants
of African kings and queens.
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Show 'em, Trudy.
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(SCATTING)
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Dang, Daddy, where your people at?
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(SINGING) The... Proud... Family... What?
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You and me will always be tight
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Family every day and every night
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Even when you start acting like a fool
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You know that I'm lovin'
every single thing you do
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I know I can always be myself
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When I'm with you
more than anybody else
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Every single day
that I'm headed off to school
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You know there's no one
I love as much as you
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-The family
-The family
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Proud family
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They'll make you scream!
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They'll make you wanna sing!
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It's a family thing, a family
A proud, proud family
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Proud family
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They'll push your buttons!
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They'll make you wanna hug 'em
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A family, family
Proud, proud family
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Proud, proud family
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(OSCAR SCREAMS)
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(KIDS SQUEALING AND LAUGHING)
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Hey, Trudy, what's for...
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-(GROWLS)
-(GASPS)
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We'll order another pizza.
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Mama, are you okay?
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I'm great.
You won't believe what I discovered.
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It cost me more than $1,000 in clues,
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but I tracked down Suga Mama's people.
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$1,000?
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Alex Haley found Kunta Kinte,
Chicken George and Halle Berry for less.
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Be quiet, Oscar.
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Did you know Suga Mama's
real name is Charlette?
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I thought it was Beelzebub.
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TRUDY: Oscar, you've been holding out.
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You never told me
your people were from Oklahoma.
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OSCAR: I didn't know
Suga Mama even had people.
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The only people I knew was Ray Ray
and them on my daddy's side.
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-Boy, what was on your daddy side, boy?
-My good looks. (LAUGHS)
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Yeah. It skipped you
and went straight to my Bobby.
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Ain't that right, baby?
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(SINGING) I'm pretty, pretty, pretty
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Suga Mama, Suga Mama, I was just on
the Where My People At? app,
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and when I clicked on your name...
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Wait, wait, wait. Where y'all been?
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Mama took me back-to-school shopping
at the swap meet.
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(SINGING)
I got a do-rag and some cheap cologne
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And 18 pair of white tube socks
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You haven't been
back-to-school in 55 years.
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Quit hating, dawg.
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(SINGING)
Because I'm pretty, pretty, pretty
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See, Mama, that's what I'm talking about.
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This proves that
you like Bobby better than me.
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Ooh, you sure are slow, boy.
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So, Trudy, you clicked on my name
and what happened?
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It says here you were born
and raised in Oklahoma.
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I thought you were born
and raised in Jurassic Park.
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(LAUGHS AND SNARLS)
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Oh, you not going to check
Oscar's chin, Ma?
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-I don't want to talk about it.
-But Suga Mama...
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I told you, Trudy,
I don't want to talk about it!
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I tell you one thing
you're going to talk about, old woman.
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Why didn't you get me ice cream
and new clothes?
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Whoa, what is wrong with Suga Mama?
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I don't know, baby. Oscar?
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How would I know? Maybe she's
the fugitive from The Fugitive.
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-WOMAN ON TV: The tension is palpable.
-(COMPUTER CHIMES)
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TRUDY: Hey, everybody, look at this.
We've been invited to Suga Mama's
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family reunion in Towne,
Oklahoma, in three weeks.
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This is a sign. Family, we have to go.
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Why would I go anywhere
where there might be more Suga Mamas?
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And I got a gig that weekend.
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You got a paying gig, Bobby?
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(SINGING) If I win, first place
is all-you-can-eat nachos
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That would be a no.
So it's decided. We're going.
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Uh-uh. I can't go, Mama.
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We're going on a class trip
to Washington, D.C. in three weeks.
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Daddy already paid for my trip.
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About that, baby girl.
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Mr. Chips wrote that check
from the Proud Family snack account,
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and I don't know what he did,
but it bounced.
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Now you owe the school a $25 service fee.
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That settles it. No more excuses.
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-We're all going.
-SUGA MAMA: Well, I ain't going.
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Not now, not ever.
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And there ain't nothing
that any of y'all can do
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to make me change my mind.
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(CHILDREN CLAMORING)
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I hate you...
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(SINGING) Yeah, yeah, yeah
Shabooya, roll call
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Shabooya, yeah, yeah
Shabooya, roll call
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-My name is Oscar
-Yeah
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-I make Proud Snacks.
-Yeah.
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-Men call me Snack Master
-Yeah
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-Women call me Snack Mac
-Roll call
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What women would that be, Oscar?
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-Which ones?
-You. (LAUGHS)
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And only you, you know that. Come on.
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-My name is Trudy
-Yeah
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-I am the boss
-Yeah
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-'Cause I be running things
-Yeah
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-Because I got that sauce
-Roll call
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Shabooya, yeah, yeah
Shabooya, roll call
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Shabooya, yeah, yeah
Shabooya, roll call
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-My name is Bobby
-Yeah
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-I'm here to say
-Yeah
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-I love my nachos
-Yeah
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-With guacamole
-Roll call
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Shabooya, yeah, yeah
Shabooya, roll call
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Shabooya, yeah, yeah
Shabooya, roll call
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-I is Bebe
-Yeah
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-And I am Cece
-Yeah
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We got to pee-pee
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What?
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So stop the hoopty
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I miss you so much, Penny.
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Aw, I miss you more.
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I really wish
you were going with us to D.C.
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-Yeah.
-(GASPS)
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Too bad your daddy's
monkey's check bounced.
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But don't worry,
there will be other school trips.
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Come on, Kareem. Bye-bye, Proud.
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Penny, I'll call you later, okay?
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Oh! I can't stand her!
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-My name is Penny
-Yeah
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-I'm here to say
-Yeah
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-LaCienega's gonna pay
-Yeah
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If she steals my bae
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ALL: Huh?
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Oh-oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Look here. Oscar, we're here.
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TRUDY: Wow. This looks deserted.
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PENNY: Does anybody still live here?
(VOICE ECHOES)
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I should have known.
All of Suga Mama's people are bums.
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We drove 3,000 miles for nothing.
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Suga Mama, you owe me gas money!
And a lot of it, too.
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Wow. I guess that's that.
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Well, we tried, family.
Might as well turn around.
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And go to Washington, D.C.
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Daddy, please. Please, Daddy, please.
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No. We're going to the Snack Hall of Fame
in Topeka, Kansas.
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I should've been inducted years ago.
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(SINGING) The Old Towne Road
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I hate that song.
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No, the sign, baby bro.
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(SPITS)
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Oscar, that's it. Turn down that road.
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Come on, Trudy.
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If we leave now, we can get
to the Snack Hall of Fame before dinner.
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They got free fish sticks and tater tots.
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(SCREAMS)
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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PENNY: Wow!
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This is amazing.
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OSCAR: It's amazing if you own it.
If you're a sharecropper
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like Suga Mama and her people,
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you just picking up
a whole lot of cow poop.
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Ah, what there?
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"Deuteronomy Leviticus
D'Brickashaw Ferguson
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"Karl Anthony Towne, founder."
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Who's this, Mama?
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TRUDY: Wow, this is a statue
of Suga Mama's granddaddy.
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Wait. What? Suga Mama's granddaddy?
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That ain't no statute, that's him.
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When he first laid eyes on Suga Mama,
he froze in his steps.
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-(CHUCKLES)
-(SPITTING)
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You just keep on laughing, boy.
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I'm gonna dot both of your eyes.
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(HORSE NEIGHS)
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Whoa, whoa!
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What are you folks doing here?
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Don't you know
that this is private property?
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Bobby, I think this nice mountain of a man
wants to talk to you.
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UNCLE BOBBY: Nah, baby, bro.
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(SINGING) I'm a lover, not a fighter
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-But you might want to cut down model.
-No, you talk to him.
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Enough, city slickers.
This is Towne de Roselyn.
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Unless your last name is Towne,
you better get up on outta here.
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What's going on here, boys?
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Don't worry, Pa. We got it handled.
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Yeah, Pa, these nice folks
were just leaving.
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Wait, wait. Wait a minute, now.
We're Suga Mama's...
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I mean, Charlette's kids.
We're Townes, too.
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Hey, Pa, look on the roof
of that contraption.
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Little Bit.
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Yeah, it's me. Hi, Pa.
Good to see you again.
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Hmm...
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I thought I told you
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to never come back here.
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(ALL GASP)
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Giddy-up.
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Hey, where y'all going?
It's our sister, Charlette.
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Yeah, we saw, and she didn't age well.
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Hyah!
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Well, Trudy, I guess that's that.
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Suga Mama's daddy don't like her
any more than we do.
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Let's go get some free fish sticks.
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Ooh, I thought I'd never, ever say
these words, but I agree with Oscar.
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Let's get the heck out of Oklahoma.
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No, we are here to discover
who we are as a family.
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We know who we are, Trudy.
We're the Prouds.
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You, on the other hand,
being from Boujeeville,
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-you just don't understand.
-Look, we're not going anywhere.
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You've been outvoted, Trudy.
Bobby, Penny, strap her to the roof.
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You can ride inside, Suga Mama,
but don't get used to it.
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(SCREAMS)
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(HONKING)
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Hey, everybody. I'm Myrtle.
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I've been with your pa for years.
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I'm the one who really
runs things around here.
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-(SQUAWKS)
-(BARKS)
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00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,601
What you doing?
242
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:29,063
Everybody's in the back
waiting to meet you. Come on in.
243
00:11:29,146 --> 00:11:31,273
Sorry, Frontier Stacey Abrams,
but we were just...
244
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,858
On our way in.
245
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,444
Look, Trudy, we voted. Ow!
246
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,864
And you won by a landslide.
You gonna pull it off!
247
00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,409
Hmmph!
248
00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:46,789
(OSCAR GROANING)
249
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:53,587
(SIZZLING)
250
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,675
Don't just stand there, y'all.
Go fix yourselves a plate.
251
00:11:57,758 --> 00:12:01,721
I got beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes,
squash, yam, lamb, hams,
252
00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:05,349
pigs, ribs, steak, shrimp,
chicken, turkey, gravies, pies.
253
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:06,809
You name it.
254
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,936
You ain't gotta tell me twice.
255
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:13,524
(SINGING) 'Cause the food sure look nice
Put some gravy on my rice
256
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:17,445
I know it's been a long time
since you left, Charlette,
257
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:19,280
so let me just point out everybody.
258
00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,364
(PUFF WHINES)
259
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,825
Now, that's Charles
and Charlie's boys in the band.
260
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:25,411
Charles son, June Bug,
and Charlie's boy, Man.
261
00:12:25,494 --> 00:12:30,499
Over here, June Bug's wife, Germaine,
and their 14-year-old daughter, Harriet.
262
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,419
And over there is Man's wife, Peaches.
Ain't she cute?
263
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,548
-That's their 14-year-old son, Man-Man.
-(CHEERING)
264
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:42,553
And over here last, but not least,
is your baby brother, Chuck.
265
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,263
Say hi, Chuck.
266
00:12:44,388 --> 00:12:45,639
(LAUGHS)
267
00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,559
I've been waiting a long time
to meet you, Charlette.
268
00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,561
I heard so many stories about you.
269
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:52,605
Well, I ain't heard any stories about you.
270
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:55,274
That's because I was born
after Pops threw you out.
271
00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:56,567
Who the heck told you that?
272
00:12:57,359 --> 00:13:00,946
Well, you know,
everybody knows that story. (SLURPS)
273
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,658
I forgot. Why don't you refresh my memory,
baby brother?
274
00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:09,288
You know, you thought you were too good,
that you didn't know your place.
275
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:12,333
What? I didn't know my place?
Who the heck told you that?
276
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:16,170
And over here is Chuck's beautiful family.
277
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:21,634
His wife, Raquel, and their baby twins,
Tika and... Where's Tiko?
278
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,636
-Where's Bebe?
-(BULL BELLOWS)
279
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,936
(BELLOWS)
280
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:33,521
My baby!
281
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,317
(ALL GASP)
282
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,155
(SCREAMING)
283
00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,535
-Somebody do something!
-Huh?
284
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,580
(BOTH YELP)
285
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,293
RAQUEL: That was a close one.
286
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,087
Always getting in trouble.
287
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,381
(ALL GASP)
288
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,634
Here you go, Grandpa Towne.
289
00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:06,887
You can call me Pa.
290
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,811
(ALL APPLAUDING)
291
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,189
Gracias for saving Tiko, cousin Oscar.
292
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,401
I'm really proud of you, Oscar.
293
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,194
Whoo-whee! (LAUGHS)
294
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,406
That slim's a natural cowboy.
295
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,742
Looks like we've finally
got some competition
296
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,954
for the Towne Family Rodeo Championship.
297
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,540
(ALL CHEERING)
298
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:36,417
Not bad for a city boy.
299
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,128
Little Bit, at least you did
one thing right.
300
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,463
-Come on, grandson.
-(GRUMBLES)
301
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:42,756
Let me show you the piece of land
302
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,009
that you're going to inherit
from me one day.
303
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:48,012
(BLUBBERS) I just...
I don't know why I'm crying.
304
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,264
Is this what real
parental love feels like?
305
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,391
(SOBBING)
306
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:56,604
No. This is what
love feels like, baby bro.
307
00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,733
(SINGING) You better get you
some of these ribs St. Louis style
308
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:04,570
You know my favorite
Nacho bridge in king's highway
309
00:15:09,366 --> 00:15:11,201
Maybe if I hold my hand higher...
310
00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:14,955
I think I got a bar! I think I got a bar!
Hello? Hello, Kareem?
311
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,082
-(GRUMBLES)
-Girl, that ain't gonna work.
312
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,168
You guys don't get
cell service around here?
313
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,754
No, we can get it, but Grandpa blocks it.
314
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:24,548
Yep. He thinks cell phones
are foolishness.
315
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:25,716
What?
316
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,677
You got to go clear to Texas
just to make a phone call.
317
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,762
(SPITTLE CLANGS)
318
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,221
Ugh!
319
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,098
So what do you guys
do around here for fun?
320
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,309
-Go to the swimming hole.
-Hole?
321
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,894
-Skip rocks.
-Skip what?
322
00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:40,105
-Knit.
-Mama! Can I holler at you right quick?
323
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,982
Mama, we got to get up out of here.
324
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,693
Penny, I'm personally glad
your phone isn't working.
325
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,655
Take this time to go learn
something about your family.
326
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:51,992
I did. I learned I don't like them.
Or you right now.
327
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,661
What did you say, young lady?
328
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,704
I ain't say nothing, ma'am.
329
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,167
You mind if I sit in?
330
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,002
Not at all, cuz.
331
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,422
Where do I plug it in at?
332
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,676
No, cuz, I'm the only one
who play guitar around here.
333
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,221
Give this a try, cuz. I love that for you.
334
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,430
(SCRAPING WOOD)
335
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,433
I feel like Washboard Chaz.
336
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,978
Whoa! Whoa!
337
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,647
-Help! Easy, now!
-(PLUCKING SOFTLY)
338
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,857
All right, slim, be careful.
339
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:28,195
Old Killer here
has thrown his last five riders.
340
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,072
(MAN YELLS AND GRUNTS)
341
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,201
Well, Uncle Charlie,
there's no need for a sixth one.
342
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,036
-Too late.
-(GULPS)
343
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,165
(SHOUTING)
344
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,376
Trudy!
345
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,627
(LAUGHING)
346
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:47,589
Yee-ha!
347
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,551
(PLAYING SONG)
348
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:11,321
Little Bit, why do you always got to prove
you're better than everybody?
349
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:14,616
Not everybody, Big Head Charles, just you.
350
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,585
(SCREAMS)
351
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,420
(LAUGHS)
352
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,340
Guess you can add water-skiing
to that list!
353
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,052
(SCREAMS)
354
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,890
(ENGINES REVVING)
355
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,276
(LAUGHS)
356
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,403
(CHEERS)
357
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,781
Congratulations, Majestic.
358
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,450
You are the proud mother
of a brand-new foal.
359
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,997
(SINGING) They call me Uncle Bobby
Singing is my hobby
360
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,250
If you think I'm crazy,
you don't want to meet my family
361
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,461
-(SQUEALS)
-Uh-oh. Another one?
362
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,339
Might need an Altoid
'Cause I keep it funky
363
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,508
When I talk and check the tabloids
364
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,344
I'm too hot, baby
365
00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,889
I can't stop, lady
366
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:23,060
I sing like Rick James
But I could have been an athlete
367
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:26,396
All this money might build
Another Black Wall Street
368
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,733
I'm gonna take my horse
to the old town road
369
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:33,320
I'm gonna ride till I can't no more
370
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,782
I'm gonna take my horse
to the old town road
371
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:44,039
Got to ride the horse
if you're gonna get away
372
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,626
Giddy-up, giddy-up
373
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,505
That boy is a true Towne.
374
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,175
Come on in, Penny. The water is just fine.
375
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:59,054
That's okay, Man-Man.
376
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,348
I'm good. Look a little dangerous.
377
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,017
No, it isn't. It's fun. Come on, girl.
378
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,228
Okay. Okay.
379
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:07,688
(GRUMBLES)
380
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,900
Whee! (SCREAMS)
381
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,948
-(SCREAMS)
-(LAUGHING)
382
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,783
What is that?
383
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:26,832
(SCREAMING)
384
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:29,960
Okay!
385
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,629
Okay!
386
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:34,923
SUGA MAMA: Come on, Big Head.
387
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,259
You know you don't want none of this.
388
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,428
You never could beat me
at thumb wrestling.
389
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,513
Well, I was a little boy then, Charlette.
390
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,140
Now I'm a grown man.
391
00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:45,184
No, you're a doomed man.
392
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:50,189
Argh! You cheated!
393
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,733
Ha-ha! That's it. Right, Big Head?
394
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,693
That's what all y'all
gonna be doing tomorrow
395
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,863
when I win the Towne Family
Rodeo championship.
396
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:02,492
You're not going to be in the rodeo,
Little Bit. Nothing's changed.
397
00:20:03,785 --> 00:20:05,495
No girls allowed.
398
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:07,915
(MEN LAUGHING)
399
00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,710
(BOY CRYING)
400
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,673
Quit your messing around.
Stop all that crying. Towne men don't cry.
401
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,301
We got to get ready for the junior rodeo.
402
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:22,137
I told Hurricane here
to take it easy on you.
403
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:26,058
Okay. Now hold on, like I showed you.
404
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:27,684
(WHIMPERS)
405
00:20:28,268 --> 00:20:29,770
(SOBBING)
406
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:33,982
Oh! Get up.
You're not hurt. Act like a Towne.
407
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,778
My grandpa won that junior rodeo,
my pa won,
408
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:40,447
I won, and it's a Towne tradition.
409
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,658
And you're gonna win if I have to strap...
410
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,284
Hey, Pa, I could do it!
411
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,827
Yee-haw!
412
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,746
Whoo-hoo!
413
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,424
See, Pa, you don't have to worry,
I'll keep up the Towne tradition.
414
00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,927
No girls allowed. You know that.
415
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,263
Now go in the house and cook dinner.
I'm hungry.
416
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:09,268
Oh! You'll never change, Pa.
I can't stand you.
417
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,528
(SNIFFLES)
418
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,033
(BARKS)
419
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,244
Come on, Puff.
420
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,671
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)