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Mr. Benedict and Number Two are missing.
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KATE: "Take the shortcut".
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REYNIE: What's the shortcut?
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STICKY:
It's the fastest ship in the world.
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I demand our immediate release.
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Release? From what?
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JACKSON: Our community
has been thoughtfully curated.
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Positivity is an absolute requirement.
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-Hello, friends.
-JACKSON: Hello, Sebastian.
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He's one of the earliest adopters
of Dr. Curtain's philosophy.
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CAPTAIN NOLAND: Prepare to dock in Lisbon
in a spectacular 48 hours.
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We need to lay low. Blend in.
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Wish we had matching tracksuits
like the cricket squad over there.
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REYNIE: Their warm-ups say,
"water polo, actually."
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CANNONBALL: Based on my life jacket count,
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there are four extra passengers
on board the Shortcut.
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We need to find those stowaways.
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RHONDA: This is good.
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We're scheduled to arrive in Lisbon
a good 25 hours before the kids.
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You're creating
an artificial state of happiness.
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People seem to enjoy it.
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BENEDICT: It is a complete disconnection
from true emotion.
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REYNIE: Mr. Benedict thought
we'd be in that stateroom.
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So the clue has to be there.
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I bet we use that key
at the train station.
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(suspenseful music)
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Good evening, children.
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There.
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(ominous music)
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They are on this boat.
Find them before we reach land.
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(theme music)
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STICKY: We were hanging
120 feet above the ocean.
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Our hands could've slipped,
the rope could've snapped.
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Do you know what the survival rates are
for a fall like that?
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Not high. Not high at all.
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It's okay. We made it down.
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I'm kicking myself, guys.
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I should have known
they weren't real water polo players.
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Trailing. Come on.
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They must be undercover.
Working for Curtain.
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-Curtain? Why? What does he want with us?
-Think about it.
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He has everyone in the world
believing he solved the Emergency.
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But we know the truth. We know he's lying.
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Like Mr. Benedict and Number Two.
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So he kidnapped them,
and now he's coming after us.
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Solid move. I'd kidnap us, too.
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All his talk about happiness,
that book of his, all a ruse.
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A trick.
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We need to just stick with the plan.
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Follow the clues Mr. Benedict left for us
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until we get close enough
to find him and Number Two.
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And then we take care of Curtain.
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-Somehow.
-Confidence-inspiring.
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For now, we lie low and stay down here
until we get to Lisbon.
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-Where do we sleep?
-How about over there?
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REYNIE: No one will be able to see us.
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On the metal?
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Metal is a luxury. Toughen up, George.
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Hmm.
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Oh, he is inducing happiness
by using a direct synaptic access.
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Oh, it's not just disturbing,
it's dangerous.
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Oh, it's very disturbing.
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-Yet remarkable.
-What?
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Someone even called it
a scientific breakthrough.
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-Who would call it that?
-Most neuroscientists.
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It's manipulation,
a simulation of happiness.
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-It's not real.
-The world doesn't see it that way.
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Well, that's what makes it
so extraordinarily dangerous.
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People are becoming dependent
on this artificial state of mind!
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And yet another way
my brother can exert his control.
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Number Two, please put the garbage
back in the bin. What is this?
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(sighs)
This garbage is our way out of here.
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My instincts are taking me
towards tunneling,
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-which I figured you'd reject?
-Correct.
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Hm. So I thought
we'd try something different. Mold.
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-Mold?
-Yes.
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We have all the materials
and conditions to grow a mold infestation
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in every building in this compound.
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-"Infestation?"
-(sighs)
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Tactical fungal infection.
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Break them down from the inside.
Literally.
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I fear that violates
a number of international treaties.
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I didn't sign anything.
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-It's clever. Troubling, but clever.
-Thank you.
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However, I believe
our unfortunate kidnapping
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presents a more fortuitous opportunity
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to infect my brother with love.
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Genuine love. Love for his fellow man.
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-What?
-And maybe some real happiness.
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-Love for his fellow man?
-Yes.
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-He kidnapped us.
-Because he wants me here.
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When we were young,
Nathaniel was an ace in algebra.
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An ace, but he always wanted me
to check his work,
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not because he needed me to,
but to show how brilliant he was.
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-So?
-He craves my approval.
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If I could just have more time with him
and not be so judgmental,
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I really believe I could get him
to listen to me.
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-I think you're being naive.
-(sighs deeply)
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Do you remember what happened
the last time you two squared off?
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-Well, that was on his turf.
-So is this.
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You're wasting your time.
I'm going to devise an escape plan.
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We need to get out of here
and alert the authorities.
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Expose him.
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And I would love to find a phone.
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Rhonda and Milligan
must be sick with worry.
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Yes, a phone.
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I will go search for one.
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And, um, take heart.
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At least Rhonda and Milligan are at home,
away from danger.
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(thunder rumbles)
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ANNOUNCER:
It seems we've hit stubborn headwinds.
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So in addition to the light chop,
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there might be a slight delay
to our arrival.
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We can't afford a delay.
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We need to get to Lisbon
before the children.
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ANNOUNCER: We're looking at five to six
additional flight hours.
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Eight tops. Definitely under 12.
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I'm afraid it's beyond our control.
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-MAN 1: Oh, god!
-WOMAN 1: Oh, no!
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-MAN 2: Oh, no!
-WOMAN 2: Somebody grab it.
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No.
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-(waiter pants)
-(thunder rumbles)
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You can do this. Professionalism. Say it.
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Professionalism.
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RHONDA: Yes!
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Easy does it. Easy, easy, easy.
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The crate of sugar was empty,
and there were tiny handprints inside.
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Children's handprints.
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So, not just stowaways.
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They're responsible for undermining
our culinary excellence.
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Their infractions continue to multiply.
With respect...
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Why haven't you found them?
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Some of them are quite small.
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But there are only a few places left
they could be hiding.
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I'm confident we'll have them soon.
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More urgently...
(sighs)
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...the first engineer confirms our speed
is indeed trending slower than usual.
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He's doing everything he can
to rectify the situation,
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but at this rate,
we'll arrive two hours late.
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Three on the outside.
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This will shatter our reputation!
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Captain, are you all right?
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Aside from a slight case
of low blood sugar, my faltering marriage,
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and the liens on my house and my vehicle,
I am top drawer.
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-Redline the engines!
-MAN: That is remarkably unwise, Captain.
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-Do as I say.
-MAN: Yes, Captain.
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(indistinct chatter in distance)
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(snoring)
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Constance?
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Where is she going?
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(people cheering)
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Constance wants a taste.
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A taste? I want a full course meal.
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No. We came down here
to stay out of sight.
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If we go in there and gamble,
we'd be completely exposed.
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We're going to need more money
in Lisbon to get to the train station.
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The inflation rate in Portugal
is alarming.
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Listen to him.
This could solve all our problems.
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We could lose all of it,
and then we have nothing.
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-No risk, no reward.
-And the risk is infinitesimal.
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-It's actually quite large.
-Potayto, potahto.
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Let's go get rich.
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What? Our money's no good here?
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This really isn't a place for kids.
Your parents know you're down here?
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They sent me to clean house.
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(upbeat music)
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Lookin' or playing?
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I'm playing.
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What's the maximum bet?
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I'd like to play some poker.
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We'd love you to play some poker.
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(all cheer)
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WOMAN 1: Winner.
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Dealer busts.
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WOMAN 2: Blackjack.
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Seven again?
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-It's just too easy.
-Yeah!
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(upbeat music)
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-Double it.
-On 17?
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Dumb luck.
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(upbeat music)
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Call.
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Invest in some sunglasses, kid.
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(all cheer)
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Get yourself something nice.
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(indistinct chatter)
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MAN: We'll set up now.
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L.D. CURTAIN: Okay. Good.
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Now go.
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WOMAN: And 30 seconds. Audience members
can go and take your seats, please.
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-Mr. Benedict. We've been expecting you.
-WOMAN: Camera 1, check!
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-Right this way.
-WOMAN: Camera 2, check!
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Yeah.
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WOMAN: Five, four, three.
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(applause)
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L.D. CURTAIN: Thank you.
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Friends, my name is L.D. Curtain.
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Many of you know me as the man
who solved The Emergency,
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but that's not what I'm here
to talk to you about.
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Today, I am so pleased
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to share with my growing family
all over the world
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about something quite simple
and yet quite profound.
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I'd like to talk to you about happiness.
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(thunder rumbles)
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You've been staring at that same page
for over an hour.
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Just making sure that
I'm fully absorbing the material.
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It's an advertisement for cough drops.
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Nuanced advertisement.
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(thunder rumbles)
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It's okay to be scared.
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I am not scared.
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This is a marvel of engineering.
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Is a gold bar scared in Fort Knox?
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I am worried, though.
Painfully so about them.
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It's hard not to be.
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To be a parent is to live
in a constant state of worry.
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But I'm learning that worrying
is not a form of preparation.
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Doesn't make anything less
likely to happen
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nor armor you if it does.
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We're going to find them.
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ANNOUNCER: Good evening.
Apologies for the bumps, folks.
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We are attempting to maneuver
around the worst of it,
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but these headwinds have limited
our progress to negative five knots.
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In the meantime, sit back, relax,
and please secure anything
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that could become a projectile.
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Look at this. We nearly tripled our stack.
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Whoa.
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Could have been more.
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First rule of dice play,
quit while you're ahead.
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Or have more courage.
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Hey, are you guys hearing that?
Things popcorning like crazy.
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Sounds like a fuel issue.
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Are you thinking in the tank
or are we talking corrupted lines?
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Be easy enough to tell
with a quick snake assay.
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I'm sure the Captain would love
to hear your critiques.
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CONSTANCE: We'll wait here for you.
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Sorry for boring you.
Are you interested in money?
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Only for what it can buy.
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Way to go, Sticky!
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-That's incredible.
-How?
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-I used the Hi-Opt card counting system.
-Hi-Opt?
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STICKY: Every card's assigned the value
of either one, zero, or minus one.
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I tracked each card on the table,
then added the card's values as I play,
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keeping a count for the aces
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and a running count
for all the other cards.
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With that info,
I determined my betting odds
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00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,409
were sufficiently high
to justify my wager.
248
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,163
-Double it.
-On 17?
249
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,877
Wait. You cheated?
250
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,920
I didn't cheat.
251
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:05,673
I used math to gain a slight
statistical advantage.
252
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,967
I learned it in the math club
at Boatwright.
253
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,927
I knew that school was good for something.
254
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,054
-Sticky...
-STICKY: What?
255
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,932
Is it frowned upon in a casino? Yes.
256
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:18,102
Is it legal in many countries? Absolutely.
257
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:21,063
Well, we definitely cheated.
No gray area there.
258
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:23,524
-What?
-I shaved the dice.
259
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:30,030
Never touch a bet once it's placed.
An infant knows that.
260
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,913
(all cheer)
261
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,668
-You cheated.
-The goal was to win money.
262
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,338
Money that we need if we're going to find
Mr. Benedict and Number Two.
263
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:49,800
So, I won that money.
I don't see what the problem is.
264
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,302
Machiavellian. Respect.
265
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:55,514
I solved a problem
and found a mechanical solution.
266
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,517
You call it cheating. I call it ingenuity.
267
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,145
Whatever it is,
it's no different than stealing.
268
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,899
We should give back our winnings.
All of them.
269
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,694
-It's only right.
-We need that money.
270
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,696
We do, but not like this.
271
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,991
Mr. Benedict asked us to cheat.
Last year, remember?
272
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,702
On a test. This is different.
273
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,788
Those people whose money we took
have nothing to do with this.
274
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:20,998
They're innocent victims.
275
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,377
I do admire the beauty of the math,
276
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,797
but I shouldn't have used it
with other people's money.
277
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,174
None of us should have.
278
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:37,264
Fine. Don't expect me
to be happy about it.
279
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,642
How will your moral victory taste
when Benedict's in the ground?
280
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,314
We'll find another way to get the money.
281
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:52,821
You're telling me I've been swindled
by children?
282
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:59,620
And it was wrong, very wrong,
which is why we, all of us...
283
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:04,333
unanimously decided
to return our winnings.
284
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,251
It's all there.
285
00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:09,004
Twenty-five, fifty, seventy-five...
286
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,507
Six. Five.
287
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,009
He's really slamming those around.
288
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,596
No telling what a man
so humiliated will do.
289
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:19,681
Great idea, Reynie.
290
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,725
We're not just gonna be broke,
we're gonna be dead.
291
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,103
Five, six, seven...
292
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:30,526
Have a good rest of your trip,
and we wish you bonne chance.
293
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:33,862
Stop.
294
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,742
Come here.
295
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:45,833
You hand over a stack like that
and expect to just walk on out of here?
296
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,752
Yes, sir. That was the expectation?
297
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:54,466
In all my years,
I've seen my fair share of charlatans,
298
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:58,512
-bandits, thieves, rascals...
-We...
299
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:03,642
...hoodwinks, trust breakers,
oath scoffers, dream crushers.
300
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,353
The lowest of the low.
301
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,522
But you know what I've never seen?
302
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,276
Anyone come clean.
303
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,282
That's an honor
and it's hard to find anywhere,
304
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:22,369
much less on the lawless,
free for all called the sea.
305
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,664
It deserves to be rewarded.
306
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:35,090
Oh. Oh!
307
00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:41,138
See? Honesty does pay.
308
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:44,308
-You're truly magical, Reynie.
-Thank you, Constance.
309
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:47,186
You turned a large stack of money
into a small stack of money
310
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,645
with the wave of your morals.
311
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,647
Do not move.
312
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:54,902
You're an insult
to real water polo players everywhere.
313
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:57,946
Selling bad tactics,
suboptimal muscle density.
314
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:02,159
-And why would we care about that?
-I have so many reasons.
315
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:05,037
You're coming with us.
316
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,455
Never going to happen.
317
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,916
(breathes deeply)
318
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:14,129
There's an old German saying,
popular among the Alsatians.
319
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,507
Alles hat ein ende,
nur die wurst hat zwei.
320
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,303
"Everything has an end,
only a sausage has two."
321
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,013
Which applies to us how?
322
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:25,307
This game is over.
323
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:28,727
This ship is finite,
there is nowhere to hide.
324
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,063
-Surren...
-CANNONBALL: Surrender!
325
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:36,360
-Surrender!
-KATE: Sir, you have to stop them.
326
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,903
-They're trying to kidnap us.
-Enough.
327
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,911
-I know what you are.
-Yes. Okay. We're gamblers.
328
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,497
-And things got out of control.
-But we're reformed.
329
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,791
Ready to go on an anti-gambling mission.
330
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:55,420
No. You're stowaways.
331
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,923
(pensive music)
332
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:10,435
-GIANNI: Worried you'd be late today.
-Gianni. You wound me.
333
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,771
You see me every day,
same time, never late.
334
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:14,064
That's true, you're never late.
335
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,650
MAN: You are going to love
what I brought you.
336
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:20,529
While I may not know you personally,
you have to understand,
337
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:25,367
I care about each
and every one of you deeply.
338
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,125
My purpose is simple,
339
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:39,172
to open your eyes to something
which has been lost for so many of us.
340
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:40,674
Happiness.
341
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,011
Which is so fundamental,
we fail to see it.
342
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,305
And I ask nothing in return.
343
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:55,689
I'm duly informing you
that the four of you,
344
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:58,191
having secreted yourselves
aboard this vessel,
345
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:01,695
are being held for gross violation
of international maritime law,
346
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,823
section 32.8, section C.
347
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,868
You know, we just heard the seas
referred to as "lawless,"
348
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,453
which I thought was an eye-opening--
349
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,663
Whoever said that is a madman or a fool.
350
00:22:13,623 --> 00:22:16,335
You have no idea
who my parents are, do you?
351
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,380
Well, I know they're not on this vessel.
As such, walk.
352
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:24,092
Surely you know Alice Potrykus
and Yevgeni Potrykus IV?
353
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:29,389
I've... rarely heard those names
spoken above a whisper.
354
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,726
A spy trawler with no place for a baby.
355
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,978
They had to give me away.
356
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:38,398
They left me to be raised
by a pack of Yukon wolves.
357
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:43,445
It was the wolves who taught me
the meaning of being human.
358
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,197
Hm. Ironic.
359
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,615
That's absurd.
360
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,493
And thus, true to life.
361
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:58,919
Let's go. You're coming with me.
362
00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,380
ANNOUNCER: Good news from the cockpit.
363
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:05,300
Looks like we're finally past
the worst of the inclement weather.
364
00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,551
Hopefully, like me,
365
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:11,640
you can appreciate the raw
and terrifying beauty of nature's power.
366
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:13,725
Why does it feel like we're descending?
367
00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,686
ANNOUNCER:
Which has unfortunately left its mark.
368
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,314
We're experiencing
a very slight deflation issue.
369
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,150
So we'll be rerouting
for an emergency landing
370
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,027
in the Northern Iberian Plains.
371
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,278
(all murmuring)
372
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,988
For proper balance configuration,
373
00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:29,741
we will need to jettison luggage
from the cargo hold.
374
00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,785
We'll have you on the ground soon.
375
00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:34,955
And thank you for flying
with Atalanta Aeronautique.
376
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,794
(horn honks)
377
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,463
CAPTAIN NOLAND:
Well, I must say, I was expecting
378
00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,007
a more rough and tumble bunch.
379
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:50,595
But the sea teaches us,
expectation is a sister to folly.
380
00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,806
They were hiding out
in the engine room, sir.
381
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:54,683
Hm. Like rats.
382
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:58,061
-One could say.
-No matter.
383
00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:00,313
They'll soon be in the brig,
along with the other pests.
384
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:03,066
And then, on to maritime court.
385
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,362
I do hope they're more lenient
than last time.
386
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,531
Do you remember
the last stowaways we found?
387
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:13,326
I'd rather not. A haunting tale.
388
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,661
Please, if we could just...
389
00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:18,123
Do not listen to them, Captain,
he's a liar, they're all liars.
390
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,125
We're not the only ones.
391
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,461
We know you're lying
about the speed of the ship.
392
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,588
You should change its name
to The Lugubrious.
393
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:28,633
Well, sometimes, even the best
maritime equipment can be a little off.
394
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:29,718
My point exactly.
395
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:32,721
We're going slower than you think,
and we'll never get to Lisbon on time
396
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:35,390
with the ship's faulty combustion
to oxygenation ratio.
397
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,976
The ship has never had an issue
with its COR before.
398
00:24:38,059 --> 00:24:39,269
Well, it does now.
399
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,938
I heard it down in the engine room.
But not to worry.
400
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,233
My friend here has diagnosed the issue.
Sticky?
401
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,610
It sounds like seawater.
402
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:49,529
It's leaking into the fuel tank,
creating a hotbed of electrolysis,
403
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,823
-causing exothermic reaction.
-That's enough.
404
00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,201
You're all going to the brig,
seawater or not.
405
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:56,286
What if we told you
we could fix the problem?
406
00:24:56,369 --> 00:24:58,872
Are we entering
some sort of a negotiation?
407
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,790
They'll say anything to get free.
408
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,752
Not anything,
just a solution to your engine issue.
409
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,963
If you let us go.
410
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,134
A late arrival
will be the last straw for me.
411
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,679
I'd be a pariah. Release them.
412
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,515
But, sir.
413
00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:20,852
Get us to Lisbon on time and you go free.
414
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:22,896
That's an excellent starting point,
415
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:26,274
but we'll also need to get past
the immigration checkpoint in Lisbon.
416
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,194
Deal.
417
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,496
Sadness isn't something to be ashamed of.
418
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:43,291
We've all experienced it.
Me, perhaps, more than others.
419
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,793
I learned at a very young age
420
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:48,838
that abandonment and betrayal
can come from anywhere,
421
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,216
even from what seems like sacred ground.
422
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,344
From family.
423
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:59,683
But my sadness did not last long
because I didn't let it.
424
00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:05,480
I simply chose to open the valve
deep inside of me
425
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,941
and let my true happiness,
426
00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:10,151
the happiness safe from all intrusions,
427
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:14,322
that be my North Star.
428
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,616
(applause)
429
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:21,871
(quirky music)
430
00:26:34,509 --> 00:26:36,511
Where to hide? Where to hide?
431
00:26:37,512 --> 00:26:38,722
Oh.
432
00:26:52,235 --> 00:26:54,404
-Sebastian!
-Sebastian!
433
00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,490
JILLSON: I'm worried.
It's not like Sebastian to miss dinner.
434
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:58,992
JACKSON: It's not like him at all.
435
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,745
-Sebastian?
-Sebastian?
436
00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,167
Sebastian, are you okay?
437
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:12,505
-That's not promising.
-No, it is not.
438
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:16,134
Blink if you hear us, Sebastian.
439
00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:20,680
Seems our time is up.
440
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,975
But our journey is just beginning.
441
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,771
Thank you for joining me.
442
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,481
And remember...
443
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:35,278
inside of you, inside of all of us...
444
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:41,785
is the profound power to be happy.
445
00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:45,580
Let us seize the power...
446
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,084
together.
447
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:56,549
(soft chuckles)
448
00:27:58,385 --> 00:28:00,387
(chuckles)
449
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:08,103
INFORMATION
AGRICULTURE
450
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:14,359
Captain, we were not expecting you
for another two hours.
451
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,737
They call us the Shortcut for good reason.
452
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,407
-He's good. Let him through.
-Captain.
453
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,331
(indistinct PA chatter)
454
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,594
Welcome to the city of Seven Hills.
455
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:44,889
(thuds)
456
00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:58,653
(sighs)
457
00:28:58,737 --> 00:29:00,989
Well, I can't thank you enough.
458
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:05,076
I only hope that the Shortcut
was as kind to you as you were to her.
459
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,246
Boa sorte. Godspeed.
460
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:11,332
Oh, and, Sticky, is it?
461
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:15,879
In case you ever decide you want a job
in combustion analysis, uh...
462
00:29:17,297 --> 00:29:18,631
call this number.
463
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,509
It's our home office.
464
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,936
Let's go. Those water polo players
could be anywhere.
465
00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:35,857
Don't worry. I handled them.
466
00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:42,989
Do you know the ecological damage that
even one single tangerine could inflict?
467
00:29:44,949 --> 00:29:47,076
-Take them away.
-Wait.
468
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:50,205
No. Those are not our tangerines.
469
00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,707
Those are not our tangerines.
470
00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:57,212
I have a citrus allergy even. Wait, no!
471
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,422
Spare me the lecture, Reynard.
472
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,008
No lecture. Great work.
473
00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:04,469
You're maturing.
474
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:17,398
STICKY: Look at us.
Four kids alone in a foreign country.
475
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,859
I'm not sure how that pencils out.
476
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:24,697
It may just be me,
but it doesn't feel like we're alone.
477
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:28,326
Every time we find a new clue,
I can hear Mr. Benedict's voice.
478
00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:29,494
He's speaking to us.
479
00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,497
And saying, "Catch a cab
to the Saint Apollo train station
480
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:33,623
and find the next clue."
481
00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:38,044
-I hope they're okay.
-They have to be.
482
00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:40,588
They're both strong,
highly intelligent people.
483
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,591
Mr. Benedict is not strong.
484
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:47,428
He's a glass house held together
by desperate optimism.
485
00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,138
Hey, 119.
486
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:52,851
-Hey, Hooves.
-That guy? Again?
487
00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,689
Must be hard to see.
488
00:30:57,772 --> 00:30:59,774
(indistinct chatter in distance)
489
00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:03,278
Hey, I just put it together.
490
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,114
-You're Reynie Muldoon.
-I am.
491
00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:08,658
This guy talks about you all the time.
492
00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:10,451
You're his best friend, right?
493
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,876
Hey, take care, Sticky.
Nice meeting you all.
494
00:31:25,174 --> 00:31:27,802
(telephone ringing)
495
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:32,682
-What is it?
-Our Europe-wide dragnet has caught...
496
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:36,227
-some fish.
-What?
497
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,980
I'm with team three at the Port of Lisbon.
498
00:31:39,063 --> 00:31:42,191
As you thought,
people are coming for your brother.
499
00:31:42,275 --> 00:31:45,570
-His circle of children...
-Society of children.
500
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:50,950
Right, of course.
Society of children has arrived.
501
00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:56,164
-On their own.
-Really? Interesting. Just the children?
502
00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:01,461
Wow, they've proven to be
my only true adversaries.
503
00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:03,713
I respect them deeply.
504
00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:06,799
Deeply enough to...
505
00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:11,763
-treat them without mercy.
-Understood.
506
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:16,434
-Anyone speaks Portuguese?
-Actually, yeah, kinda.
507
00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:18,353
Curtain's gray man.
508
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:22,649
-STICKY: That's definitely him.
-Get in! Get in! Get in!
509
00:32:22,732 --> 00:32:24,943
(engine rumbles)
510
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:30,281
(in Portuguese)
Well, no, please. We would like...
511
00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:32,116
-(in English) Go! Go! Go!
-Go! Go! Go!
512
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,826
REYNIE (in Portuguese): Go please now!
513
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,706
(ominous music)
514
00:32:44,712 --> 00:32:46,714
(closing theme music)