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We are the army in an ambulance.

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-One, two, three, HART!
-[Diana] Having fun?

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Would it be wrong
to say shit loads?

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[George]
You stole a memorial bench...

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-Yeah.
-...to get back at a dead woman

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for cock blocking you.

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-[cheers]
-What are you doing?

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I don't want to sit in a pub
acting all matey

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just so you don't have
to feel bad

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about rejecting me
on New Year's.

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I can't sleep.

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I didn't even want to
get out of bed this morning.

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[Diana] Next week
we've got a taster course
for potential HART recruits.

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You don't like it,
you can come back
to the granny lifters.

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[alarm buzzing]

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[action music playing]

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-[pants]
-Fastest time yet.

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I inject it!

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You hear that,
you slow bastards?

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I am a beast! A beast!

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-Are you done?
-Sorry, done now.

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-Whoo!
-[opening theme music plays]

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Yeah! ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Yeah! ♪

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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

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Morning, campers!
So, uh, Gary here.

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I'm in charge while,
uh, whilst Jo's away.

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And I just want to
quickly congratulate Darrell

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who's been presented
with a bravery award

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for apprehending
a dangerous criminal.

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[applause]

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Someone give him a big pat
on the back from me.

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[groans]
What the hell, Kareshma?

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-That was from Gary.
-You're bang out of order, Gary.

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-[Darrell] How dare you.
-[Gary] Sorry.

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I'm here to serve you...

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you, you, you...

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Uh, you only pointed
at the white staff.

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Racist.

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God, no.
You, uh, you, you... uh, you...

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-What about the gays?
-I'm here for them as well.

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-[Wendy] Oh, dear.
-Yeah, fuck this.

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Uh, well, definitely you...

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[indistinct chatter]

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Well, we're all
a little bit gay, aren't we?

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Uh, you... you, maybe. You?

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[Wendy] Ready?

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Ta-da!

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Who made this
dead primary school sign?

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I did. Do you love it?

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-It's whack, fem.
-Yeah, it's whack!

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[chuckles]

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-Sorry, is that a good thing?
-No.

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How have the sessions been going
with George?

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It's all right, you know.
You know, I used to think

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therapy was some
white people's shit,

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-like crumpet.
-And now what do you think?

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Well, I still think
it's rich white people's shit
like crumpets

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however, I like both.

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Well, today, I want you to
have a nice easy shift back

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after your little breakdown.

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Hey! It wasn't
a little breakdown, man.

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You better not be
telling the streets
that you saw a man crying.

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I don't even know how to
get in touch with the streets.

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-[radio beeps]
-[radio controller]
...two collapse at funeral,

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Heaven and Earth Church,
Lewisham.

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I'm gonna try and divert this.

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You cried not at a funeral,
what will you be like
at a funeral?

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-[radio beeps]
-Four-five-ten responding.

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Please, Wendy, I love funerals.
They're actually my favourite.

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That sounds like something
someone would say
after having a little break...

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Sorry.

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[upbeat music playing]

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[ambulance siren wailing]

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[Maleek] Hello, aunty.
Hi, you all right?

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Oh, oh. Hello, aunty.

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Wait, are all these women
your aunty?

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No, it's a sign of respect,
they're my elders, remember?

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I don't know every black person.
Hey, yo.

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Well, who's that person
you're waving at?

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Oh, that's my cousin.

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And I know them,
but... it's besides the point.

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What's happening, brudda?
You all right, aunty?
Hello, mate.

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[Wendy] Can you tell us
what's happened, duck?

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[music playing]

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[door knocks]

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Hi, uh, quick one.

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I just want to know
how long Jo's gone for?

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I really need to talk to her.

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Well, she's in Essex

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at the HART training
for at least a week.

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-Ah.
-[George] Have you heard
of texting?

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Yeah, or... or a phone call?

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I love picking up
unknown numbers.

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No, I need to speak to her
face to face.

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Uh, Essex... [sighs]

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I need to take the day off
today, um...

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sick leave?
Yeah, I'm feeling sick.

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[coughs] It's just, come on.

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Oh, Lawrence,
do you want a soother or...

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No, I just need to go
and lie down in a dark room.

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Okay, Gary, as depot lead,
he needs to ask
your permission now.

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Oh.

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Gary, can I have a day off sick?

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Of course, I'm not a dictator.

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[Lawrence] Thank you.

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[fake coughs, clears throat]

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-[door closes]
-Well, that went very well.

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[upbeat music playing]

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Gary!

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[Darrell]
You two-faced monster.

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You think it's jiggy to split up
me and my bro on our last shift?

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-It's not jiggy.
-[stammers]
I want everything to be jiggy.

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-Put us back together,
or we'll strike!
-We'll bite you!

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[stammers] There must have
been a terrible mix up.

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Ooh, work together.
Please, please.

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[Darryl]
Mate that was so intimidating,
the way you just...

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-[Darrell] I plunged him.
-[Gary] Oh, God.

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[sighs]

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-I swapped the rotas.
-What?

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Well, it's hard
being at the top, Gary.

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And today,
I'm gonna make it harder.

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Well, I'm already taking pills
for that at the moment,
so, good luck.

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TMI, Gary.

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That's way too much information.

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So, we've been thinking
about your assertion that Jo's

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at the root
of the pastoral care failings

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at South Hill and, um...
[inhales]

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...well, are you familiar
with the concept

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of an HR shit sandwich?

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That you take a slice
of good news,

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hide the shit in the middle
and top it off
with more good news?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Exactly, exactly.

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So, we thought we'd move her
onto a quieter depot.

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Co-lead, something like that.

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Actually, Roger, would you mind
leaving this with me for now?

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I think I have a solution
that would benefit everyone.

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Yeah, yeah, sure, be my guest.

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Between us, um...

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I'm actually a bit scared
of her.

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[music playing]

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Look who's turned up.

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Daddy Longlegs
has brought your lunch?

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-[motor engine stops]
-If so, he better have
cut off my crusts.

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[laughs] No, only joking,
I bloody love crusts.

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Fiber, you know. One sec.

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-Loz.
-Hi, um, could I have a word?

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I knew I should never have left
a boy to do a man's job.

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Did Gary burn down the depot?
Tell me he has at least perished
in the fire?

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Ah, no, everything's fine
with the depot,

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and, um, Gary's actually
a very positive leader.

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Oh, all right, well,
why don't you marry him then?

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[Lawrence] Um...

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What?

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I actually wrote
what I was gonna say

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on the palm of my hand,
but the gloves, the bike,

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sweat glands and cheap biro,
it's turned into a blurry mess.

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-[chuckles] Um, but,
it's all up here.
-Okay.

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[Diana]
Spit it out, you lanky twat.

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Five minutes
to the next exercise.

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Come on!

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Ah...

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what I wanted to say was...

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um... [clicks tongue]

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...I heard you were low
on patient volunteers,
maybe I could, um...

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What?
Loz, we've got dummies for that.

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I need to get ready
for the next exercise.

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Right, yeah, yeah. You do that.

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I'll just hang here
with these legends.

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That didn't pan out
the way I thought it would.

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[music playing]

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[Pastor Olofemi]
No need to panic, great people,
God will protect this man.

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Amen to that.
Hey, what's your name,
my friend?

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Just call me Pastor Olofemi.

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He was talking to the patient.
His name is Lazarus, help him.

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[Pastor Olofemi]
In the scriptures,

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Lazarus will rise from the dead.

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In the scriptures,
was Lazarus diabetic
with high cholesterol?

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[Aunty Funke] Pastor, please,
we have to let the medics focus.

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He's unconscious.
He's barely breathing.

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[Wendy]
Twelve breathes a minute.

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Is everything all right, Maleek?

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Is he reminding you of your dad?

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No, he wasn't. Well, he is now.
Thanks very much, Wendy.

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[Wendy]
Well, think happy thoughts.

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You like crumpets.
Think about crumpets.

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I'm trying to think of
how to save this brother's life.

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Right, Wendy,
do his blood pressure,

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O2 sats and sugar levels.
I'm gonna set up the CCG.

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Oh, duck,
this is traumatic for you.

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I don't want you to
have another little breakdown.

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Hey! Wendy! Stop.

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Just do your job now, man.

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[music playing]

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[Darryl]
So, have you written a speech
for later?

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-[Darrell] Have I?
-[Darryl] Yeah, have you?

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-Ooh, have I.
-Bro, have you or haven't you?

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-Have I.
-Just answer the question.

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Have you written a speech
or not?

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No, I have.
That's why I'm saying "have I".

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It's one of the best speeches
ever.

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Oh, see when you're saying
"have I",

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I didn't know
if you've written it or not.

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No, I have, that's why I said
"have I" because I have.

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So, did you restock the truck
for later?

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Did I.

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-"I did", that's all!
-[stutters] I did it, I--

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-Just be clear!
-Did... I did!

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I did.

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Go, go, go, you're P1.

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You're P2, you're P3, you're P4.
P1, get them out!

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-It's not looking great for him.
-It's not meant to look good
for you either, mate.

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Did you read your patient card?
You're supposed to be coughing
and struggling for breath.

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I thought that was
a bit on the nose.

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I'm going for something
a bit more nuanced.

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[Lawrence]
Jo, I sometimes struggle
to say how I feel.

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Speaking as Lawrence
or the patient?

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[Lawrence]
I see a lot of my emotions
as colours, actually.

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Grays, darker grays,
midnight grays.

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All right, Mr. Farrar
on ball ache.

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What I'm trying to say is
I love you.

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-What?
-I love you!

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[walla]

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Again...

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Lawrence or the patient?

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As Lawrence.

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-You are a jellyfish.
-What?

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Just randomly floating along
with your dangling tentacles

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paying no mind to the people
swimming around you

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and then you sting them.

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And they just have to
find someone else

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to piss all over them
and make them feel better.

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Have you found somebody else
to... piss on you?

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I have found something
that makes me feel better.

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This. HART.

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I mean... [scoffs] what?

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You turn up
with your graying mustache

240
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,340
and little sad bear eyes
and just expect--

241
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:08,140
-I didn't expect.
-No, Lawrence, no.

242
00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:12,380
I'm sorry. You blew it.

243
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:16,000
You're right. If me going
will make you happy,
then I'll just go.

244
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,120
Can you unbuckle me, please?

245
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:27,680
[music playing]

246
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,060
[Lazarus] Don't touch me.
What's happening?

247
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:37,780
Get off me, get off me now.

248
00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,180
-Get off me now.
-[Aunty Funke]
It's okay, darling.

249
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,860
-You're in the hands of--
-God.

250
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:44,420
-Uh, I was going to say
the paramedics.
-[grunts]

251
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,780
Right, look,
everyone just needs to focus.

252
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,540
Mate, I need you
to hold him down.

253
00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:50,620
I can't find a vein
to get the line in.

254
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,700
Right, give it here, I'll try.
Can't have him decline again,

255
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,020
he might go into arrest.
Hold him down.

256
00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,020
Please, let me help
with my anointing oils.

257
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,420
Pastor, please be my guest.
This man needs all the help
we can get.

258
00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:03,420
You do the God thing,
I'll do the science.

259
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:06,540
-What about me?
-Just do whatever it is you do.

260
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,580
Ooh, they smell lovely.
Are they from Habitat?

261
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,780
-Yes.
-Which store?

262
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,980
The one in [unclear]

263
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,080
Look, hold him down. Please.

264
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,340
[Maleek] There we go.

265
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,140
[Pastor Olofemi] My oils worked.

266
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,660
-In God's name.
-[Maleek] Amen.

267
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,880
Science did chip in though.
But we did it.

268
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,020
Do your job now, man.

269
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,660
[Gary over speaker]
I just want you all to know
how proud I am

270
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:35,580
that you're part of Gary's team.

271
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,180
I'd like to
take this opportunity

272
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,740
to thank my wife Trish,

273
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,300
Trish was making my egg mayo
this morn...

274
00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:43,780
Yes, well, carry on, everyone,
carry on.

275
00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,460
Hi, hey.

276
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,860
I, uh, saw that
this was overflowing

277
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,180
and I thought you might like to
have a little read.

278
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,660
The feedback form box.

279
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,180
Yeah, if you can't trust
the feedback of your colleagues,

280
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,540
what can you trust?

281
00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,640
-My thoughts exactly.
-Yeah.

282
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,980
The sheer venom.

283
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,780
I've only been in charge
for a day,

284
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,180
how could I have offended
so many people?

285
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:12,140
"Gary is the
dictionary definition
of a chocolate teapot."

286
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:15,460
Oh, no, that says more
about the person who wrote it
than you, Gary.

287
00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:19,580
-"Gary is a shithouse."
-It's not even constructive.

288
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,500
I'm not even going to read
that one out loud.

289
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,700
Oh, come on here,
look, I'll do it.

290
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,980
[George] No, I'll have a look.

291
00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,980
Thank you, Gary.

292
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,780
Oh, would you look at that.

293
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,220
They're all
in the same handwriting.

294
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,780
Isn't that interesting,
Kareshma?

295
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,380
Okay, Gary,
we're just gonna take some air.

296
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,780
No, don't look her in the eye.
Don't talk.

297
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,100
Oh... come on.

298
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:45,260
[laughs] Come on, this is gold.

299
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:50,980
I know right now you're thinking
maybe I should bow down
in the face of greatness.

300
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,420
But don't.

301
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,500
I'm just a normal guy,
a normal regular bloke

302
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,500
who opened a door
that hit a bad guy.

303
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,940
Really, that door
could have hit anyone.

304
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,860
An innocent old lady
or a small child.

305
00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:08,020
Before I finish,
there's one person in particular

306
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,120
that I'd like to thank.

307
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,140
His name is Darryl.

308
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:16,380
He means everything to me.
Without him, I'd be nothing.

309
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,300
Just a heap of skin
lying on the ground,

310
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,780
no bones,
just with maybe clothes I guess.

311
00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:25,340
No, oh. I'm only doing a photo
for the Twitter feed.

312
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,360
-Oh, right.
-[camera clicks]

313
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,740
-Hey, George.
-Nice tux.

314
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,380
Thanks. I just picked up
my bravery award.

315
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:38,980
At least now I have a memento
of the London Ambulance Service
to take back to Australia.

316
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,220
That and my jar
of Darryl's beard hair.

317
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,020
You're leaving?

318
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:48,420
That's a crying shame to lose
such an outstanding team member.

319
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,500
Especially considering
the current staffing crisis.

320
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:55,740
My visa expired.
I'd do anything to stay.

321
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,060
Even murder.

322
00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,660
[Gary] Well, why didn't you come
and see me sooner?

323
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:03,540
I'm your union rep,
I'm gonna get onto this.

324
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,240
See if we can't resolve
the situation.

325
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:12,740
You don't think
he'd really want me to
do a murder?

326
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,020
-[upbeat music playing]
-[ambulance siren wailing]

327
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:20,340
You have got to work harder,
you have got to work faster,

328
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,620
you are in the game
of saving lives.

329
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,460
Do I see harder?
Do I see faster?

330
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,340
-[inhales] Ooh, it's a shame.
-Oh, shit, what did I get wrong?

331
00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,100
If you let me finish,
it's a shame...

332
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,180
no one's gonna do it better
than you've just done.

333
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,140
-Thanks.
-Oh, I was expecting another,

334
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:39,380
"I am a beast!"

335
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:44,260
[chuckles] Um, no, I'm just...

336
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,700
ah, cream crackered.

337
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,380
You know,
if you complete the course, Jo,

338
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,180
there's a place for you
on the HART team.

339
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,760
Be good to see you
at the table of the gods.

340
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,860
This is what you want, right?

341
00:15:55,960 --> 00:16:00,840
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
just with the depot and, um...

342
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,980
Are you sure
this isn't about motorbike man?

343
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:08,540
It's not about that
helmet headcase,
and even if it sort of was,

344
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,420
he doesn't know
what he wants, so...

345
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,700
You know, a little bird told me
he does know what he wants.
He wants you.

346
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,100
And you strike me as a woman
who knows what she wants.

347
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,640
So all you've got to do now
is go and get what you want.

348
00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,300
But he messed up.

349
00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:30,420
And then I extra messed up
some more,
and anyway, he's offskis.

350
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,060
Well then, go and stop him.

351
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,160
That's an order.

352
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,700
-Loz, stop!
[emotional music playing]

353
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,900
I love your 'tache
and teddy bear eyes.

354
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,580
I love your weird Victorian
socks that creep me out

355
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:51,180
and turn me on at the same time.

356
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,220
Loz, I love that you chew soup!

357
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:57,660
I love that
you're the only person
I can be myself around.

358
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:01,800
I want to give us a go, Loz.
I love you, too.

359
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,280
-[music stops playing]
-What?

360
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,580
-Did you hear any of...
-No, I had my helmet on.

361
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,900
Are you gonna shout at me
through a megaphone?

362
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,700
Whilst I probably deserve it,
I just want to let you know...

363
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,540
I do have very sensitive ears.

364
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:20,020
I had grommets as a child.

365
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,280
[emotional music continues]

366
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,180
Let's get out of here,
Daddy Longlegs.

367
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,280
Wow.

368
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,580
[emotional music fades]

369
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,680
Yeah.

370
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:47,780
-[clears throat]
-Jesus, Gary.

371
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:51,900
What... you doing,
creeping up on me like that?

372
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,740
This is my office.

373
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,420
Well, that's one way to speak

374
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:57,580
to your good friend
who's made you a cup of tea.

375
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:02,620
Mm, I'm not sure I want to
defecate out my organs today,
thank you.

376
00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,860
Excuse me?

377
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:08,380
Well, you've put enough
eye drops in there
to clean out a horse.

378
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,780
-[fake chuckles]
-Enough with the pranks.

379
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,880
You won.

380
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,560
But I do have something
to show you.

381
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,400
Come with me.

382
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,900
-Pranking you is totally shit.
-Why?

383
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,180
[clicks tongue]
You take it all so well.

384
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,420
I've been making your day
a living hell

385
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,620
for shits and giggles
and then you go and do

386
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,780
one of the nicest things
you could ever have done for me.

387
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:44,380
Oh, well, I'm...
I'm so glad you like it.

388
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,760
My thumb's hanging on
by a thread.

389
00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,220
[emotional music playing]

390
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,460
Ah.

391
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,560
-[gulps]
-[music stops]

392
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:02,580
Uh, you... you do know
we can't actually drive around
like that. Right, man?

393
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,540
Yes, [stammers]
I did realise that afterwards.

394
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:10,380
I'll come in early tomorrow,
[stammers] and cover it over.

395
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:13,620
Oh, mate,
I'm so sorry about your locker.

396
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,060
Why?

397
00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,640
You're gonna need to get it
professionally cleaned.

398
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:20,980
And did you eat your lunch?

399
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,060
Yes, I did.

400
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,980
Well, I'm...
I'm sorry about that as well,

401
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,580
but, uh, hey,
let's put that all behind us.

402
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,580
I'm gonna take you for a pint.
Yeah?

403
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,860
We'll go somewhere
with good toilet access.

404
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:37,660
All right?
Me and you out on the town.

405
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,920
-[upbeat music playing]
-[ambulance siren wailing]

406
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,540
[laughing]

407
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,580
-Oh, that looks like good news.
-Yeah.

408
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,580
-[Aunty Funke] The oba is here.
-What does oba mean?

409
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,300
It means king,
but who's she talking to?

410
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,700
-[Aunty Funke] Oba!
-It's you, puff-puff.

411
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:58,460
-Hello, aunty.
-You saved my husband.

412
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:02,300
-He's alive! Praise be!
-Praise be!

413
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,900
-No, honestly, it was an honour.
-Such a good boy.

414
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,780
A medic.
I wish my son was a medic.

415
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,580
He's an actor.

416
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,700
-A terrible waste.
-Oh.

417
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:16,740
You are the sort of boy
who would make his father proud.

418
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,740
Aw. I bet your dad's up
in heaven

419
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,460
eating his ocean pie,
cheering you on.

420
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,620
[African accent]
Go, Maleek, go my son.

421
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,780
Why'd you have to kill
such a beautiful moment

422
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:27,980
with that dead accent?

423
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,100
And thank you also, white lady.

424
00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:31,940
[normal accent]
Oh, it's just my job, duck.

425
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:36,980
I would like to officially
elevate you to aunty status.

426
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,700
Well, from one aunty to another,

427
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,900
that's an absolute honour.
[chuckles]

428
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:44,220
Is there a WhatsApp group
I could join
or shall I set one up?

429
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,740
I could set one up.
"Aunties Anonymous".

430
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,660
[giggles]
Oh, sorry, I'm just so excited.

431
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,560
-All right, Wendy,
let's get you back to the ambo--
-[coughs]

432
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,140
[clears throat] Sorry.

433
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:56,880
Let's get you back
to the ambulance, Aunty Wendy.

434
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,940
-Take care.
-Bye, aunty.

435
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,820
-See you, aunties.
-Bye, aunties, bye, aunties.

436
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,760
-[Maleek] Come on.
-[music playing]

437
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,240
[closing theme music plays]