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It sounds as though
you've become

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-dependent on each other.
-He's my everything.

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[woman over phone]
Criminal record
disqualifies him from a visa.

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You are going to apologise
or we are going nowhere!

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-[whistles]
-You want a piece of the action?

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You want to dance with me,
mother effer?

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[screaming]

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-The gig is over.
-I hate knowing
Tasha's gonna die

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and there's nothing
I can do about it.

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[Jo] I just think why can't you

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sag off your dead wife
and see me?

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This depot has
a fundamental failing
in leadership.

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-So, Jo then.
-I love you too!

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[upbeat music playing]

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♪♪♪

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Cracking intercourse, mate.

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-Thanks. [sighs]
-Well done.

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You're welcome.

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[Lawrence groans]

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Uh-oh.

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Little Lawrence reporting

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for another march
around the parade ground?

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Oh, no, I just really need
to urinate actually.

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[clears throat]

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You know
where the little girl's room is.

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[door opens]

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♪♪♪

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-[thuds]
-[Lawrence groans]

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[Jo] Are you all right, mate?

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Loz, if you've been number two,
just spray some Lynx Africa.

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Loz. Loz?

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[door opens, closes]

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Loz?

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Oh, shit!

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Sh...

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Oh.

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Fuck, shit, fuck!

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Shit!

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[opening theme music playing]

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Everything I do today
is the last time I'll do it

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as a South Hill paramedic.

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This is probably the last piece
of work mail

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-I'll ever open here.
-Don't.

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No freaking way!
It's the Home Office.

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You don't have a home office.

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You've got a desk in a kitchen.

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No, the Home Office Home Office.

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I've got Leave to Remain.
I'm sticking around.

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-Am I dreaming?
-Apparently my union rep
put in a good word for me.

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He told them I was
an essential part of South Hill.

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-I can stay.
-Can I stay?

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-You're not even leaving.
-Aw! [laughing]

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-Have you seen Lawrence?
-No.

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Shit balls!

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We've seen him.

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Oh, thank God.

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Yeah, loads of times.
He's our colleague.

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We work with him.

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Today, have you seen him

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here today, numb nuts?

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Ah, no, but great news,
Darrell's not leaving.

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Okay, great. Couldn't care less.

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Are you still coming
to my leaving party?

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-I thought you weren't leaving?
-I'm not.

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Then why are you
still having a party?

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Because I'm staying.

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Everyone's staying,

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it's called coming to work.

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All the more reason
to have a crazy party.

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I don't have time for this shit!

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♪♪♪

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[siren blaring]

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[Gary]
I'm gonna need some tissues.

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No. Today is a no-cry zone

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as per Tasha's instructions.

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I don't think
I can go through with this.

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You have to. We promised.

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"Do not let that
ginger ninja Gary
wuss out on this."

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Even in death
I'm quite scared of her.

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Let's do this.

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[engine starts]

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-[heavy metal music
starts playing]
-Whoo!

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[siren blaring]

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♪♪♪

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[keys jangle]

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-[Gary] Sorry.
-Tasha's request.

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Oh, and she had
a little message as well.

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[both] Cheer up, wankers!

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[all laughing]

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It's all right.
That's, erm, that's very Tash.

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Did she say anything else?

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No, that was it.

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She was never one
for long speeches.

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-[keys jangle]
-[engine starts]

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Laters.

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♪♪♪

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Ooh, Maleek, I've got
some great news about Darrell.

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Darrell can stay.

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[groans] Ah, cor,
that's the worst news ever.

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He's bear jarring man.

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Well, they're still going ahead
with the leaving party.

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It's nice having
two "it" couples in the depot.

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There are no "it" couples.

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There's us.

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We are not a couple.

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Look, we might not link our bits

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but I'm definitely
your work wife.

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You are not my work bae.

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I would know
if I had a work bae.

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Well, we argue all the time

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and we don't have sex.

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You know, wake up and smell

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the flat white coffee, Maleek.

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-I am 100% your work bae.
-Ugh.

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[woman over radio]
451 Papa Kilo, got a cat one
at South Hill park.

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We're on our way.
Oh, just get me to lunch.

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♪♪♪

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[siren blaring]

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[Gary] I hate time wasters.

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[Kareshma] Normally I'm with you
but come on.

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It's up-the-ass Steve.

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What do you reckon's
up there this time?

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I don't care.

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What I do care about
is treating people

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who actually need us.

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Well, I've bet on the remote.

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So...

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Stevo, it's the paramedics.

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[Steve] Door's open.

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[door squeals]

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[Steve] I tried
to get it out myself

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but it's just gone too far up.

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And that's why
I called you guys.

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Yeah, yeah. What is it?

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-Er, mobile.
-Dammit.

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What a brilliant use
of our time.

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Steve, mate,
hey, you've been doing so well.

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I'm sorry, I just had
a very stressful week at work

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and... [whistles] up it went.

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Well, you know the drill.

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Knees up to your chest.

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-[groaning]
-I know, it hurts.

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No, I just got a text message.

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♪♪♪

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[Jo over speakers]
Attention please.

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This is an important

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all unit announcement.

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Has anyone seen Lozzer?

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[indistinct chatter]

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[Wendy over radio] Have you
tried calling him, ducky?

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Thanks, Wenders,
no, I didn't think of the most
obvious thing in the world.

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'Course I tried calling him.

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[softly] Useless bastards.

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♪♪♪

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♪♪♪

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[printer whirring]

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-[Jo sighs]
-Jo. What's wrong?

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Loz. [breathing heavily]

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I've lost Loz. I can't--

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Okay, you start
from the beginning.

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[Jo breathing heavily]

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[Jo] Oh, okay. Okay.

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[breathes in]
Last night, Lawrence and I...

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Shit!

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And then we, er...

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Shit!

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And finally, really hard.

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Shit.

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And then he took a slash.

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Saw Karen's stupid bench
and scarpered.

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Shit!

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[inhales sharply]
I tried retracing my steps

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to where I last saw him
and then I realised

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that only works with keys
and not people

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but why didn't I get rid
of the bench, George?

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Why didn't I get rid
of the bench?

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I don't know, Jo,
why you had the bench

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and why you have
this fixation on Lawrence

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would be better questions.

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Because I am mental, George.

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Bigger issues at play here.

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I'll try his flat.

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How come you're all tarted up?

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Er, off to Lewisham
to do my presentation

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-for the senior leadership team.
-[zipper zips]

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-Oh, yeah?
-[George] Mm-hmm

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[Jo] Oh, good luck.

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Don't throw us
under the bus, yeah.

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Actually you can
have the Darrells

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if they need a little red meat

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but leave the rest
of us alone, yeah.

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-[door closes]
-[printer whirring]

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[whirs]

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George's presentation.

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This should be a laugh.

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What the fuck?

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♪♪♪

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I took this scheme
into South Hill

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with the brief of offering
mental health support

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to the paramedics there.

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But was quickly confronted

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by a non-existent
pastoral care structure

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and a toxic leadership culture.

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The chief architect
of which was Jo Cambridge.

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[projector clicks]

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Right, I'll go
and prep the stretcher.

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Where are my keys?

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Sorry.

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Oh, for goodness sake!

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[chuckles] This is just the call
I needed today.

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Honestly.

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Hey, don't get upset all right,

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we just treat them.
You taught me that.

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Well, today I would like to
treat some proper emergencies.

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We... We're not just people
you can call

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to pull things
out of people's bottoms like...

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dirty magicians.

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-Okay, you're stressed.
-[Gary exhales deeply]

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Take a breath.

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00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,620
-Okay.
-Okay.

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00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,720
[inhales deeply]

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And you, mister.

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No more DIY colonics, okay?
You big human kinder egg.

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This cake is perfect.

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00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:04,540
It's amazing,
I just want to eat you.

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00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:05,540
I want to eat you.

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[Jo] Oi!

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00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,060
Good presentation?

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00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,060
-Erm--
-Oh, you forgot this.

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-Oh.
-And this.

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-[George] Jo, Jo, Jo.
-[Darryl] Ah, come on. Leave it.

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-Calm down.
-[Darrell] Break that up,
break it up. Break it up.

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-[Geoge] No, no. Jo, please.
-[Darryl] Stop, stop.
Calm down. Calm down.

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-Let go, let go, let go.
-[clamouring]

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-She tried to choke me.
-[Jo grunting]

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-[Darrell] You're okay.
-Off!

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-I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.
-Off!

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Jo, I tapped out.

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[grunting]

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I can't believe you punched me.

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[sniffles, groans]

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You scratch like a woman.

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I am a woman.

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How could you go behind my back

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and get my bosses to fire me?

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That's why you were so keen
for me to go over to HART.

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It was the right thing to do.

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I was sent here to sort out

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the mental health crisis
at South Hill

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and the thing that would fix it
is you going.

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You are emotionally unavailable.

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You are resistant
to talking about any problems

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and your answer to everything
is bury it down, do shots.

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[Jo] Okay.

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00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,260
Okay, George, I get it.

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00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:09,640
Thank you. I am a shit boss.

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I've seen you in action, Jo,

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and you are really great
at a lot of your job.

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00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,740
Just not the bits
that I'm looking at.

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Honestly, it's not personal.

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00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,560
If it's any consolation,
you are not getting fired.

262
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:26,340
-I am.
-What?

263
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,220
Yep. Apparently,
getting rid of you

264
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,060
is too expensive
as is keeping me.

265
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:34,840
So, the ambulance service
is replacing me with an app.

266
00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,420
An app?

267
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:42,060
An app. Yes.

268
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,580
The paramedics will log on
after every call out

269
00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:46,580
and click on a sad face
or a happy face.

270
00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:49,440
And that's their
mental health taken care of.

271
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,620
That is shitty, George.
Really shitty.

272
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,380
You don't deserve
to lose your job,

273
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,380
even though your job is not
a proper job, just talking.

274
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:02,820
-Thanks.
-Look, why don't you
stick around for the party?

275
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,580
Nah, I'm just gonna
get my things and go.

276
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,020
It's been a really long day.

277
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,620
-Plus, I am a recovering
alcoholic, Jo...
-Yes.

278
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,980
-...remember, so...
-Yes, I do remember.

279
00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:11,740
...parties are the last thing
I need.

280
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:14,820
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair enough.
Fair enough, George.

281
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,900
[sighs] Oh.

282
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,980
It looks like
we've both had a mare today.

283
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:21,900
You lost your job,

284
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,540
I lost Loz.

285
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,640
[softly] I had him.

286
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,080
One night.

287
00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,680
It was perfect.

288
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,980
Oh, I just wish
I could find him and explain.

289
00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,980
Come on, you know Lawrence
better than anyone.

290
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,640
Surely you'd know
where he'd go in a crisis?

291
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,360
George, you're a leg.

292
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,780
Oh, Jo, before you go,

293
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:50,380
just in the spirit
of reconciliation,

294
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,380
can I just say

295
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,380
you have taught me more
than I could ever teach you.

296
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,800
I know. And sorry I bit you
on the chin, George.

297
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:05,840
-[crows cawing]
-[birds chirping]

298
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:14,540
All right, Lozzer?

299
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,760
I just came here
to talk to Karen.

300
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,400
Oh, right.

301
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,420
Hi, Karen, I'm Jo.
Pleasure to meet you.

302
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,520
So, er...

303
00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,480
what are you chatting about?

304
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,980
-The bench? Yeah.
-It did come up, yeah.

305
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,900
The fact that you stole
my dead wife's memorial bench

306
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,440
and kept it in your flat
for a year and a half.

307
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,900
When you say it like that, Loz,
out loud, it does sound bad.

308
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,580
But it was ages ago
and I was in a...

309
00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:50,100
very bad place.

310
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,660
Please, Lawrence, I...

311
00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,780
We can't throw this away
over one admittedly

312
00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,780
massive bump in the road.

313
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:02,640
I honestly don't think
Karen would want that.

314
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:09,820
[imitating Karen]
No, I wouldn't.

315
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:13,080
[in normal voice] Sorry.
That was out of order.
Sorry, Loz.

316
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,380
[whispering] Sorry, Karen.

317
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:21,460
I'm just saying Steve needs
proper mental health support.

318
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,380
Not a paramedic every few weeks.

319
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:26,740
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
It's tragic, really.

320
00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:29,660
On the other hand,
who had phone?

321
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:33,340
Darryl. Darryl, mate,
you've won 40 quid.

322
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,020
Come on!

323
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,580
Come on!

324
00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,780
It's not funny.

325
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,060
And I'm not in the mood.

326
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,740
I wanted today
to be a great shift

327
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,300
out of respect for Tasha.

328
00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,780
Come on, she would have
fucking loved the call out

329
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,900
where the man
stuck your keys up his ass.

330
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,300
-Yes, I suppose so.
-[Kareshma chuckles]

331
00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,660
-[keys jangle]
-I might see
if I can get a fresh set.

332
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,780
Ones that haven't been in a man.

333
00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,500
Hmm.

334
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:58,640
It was insane but I was just...

335
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,100
desperate.

336
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:02,780
And I was so jealous

337
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:06,500
because you were basically
still seeing Karen who was...

338
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,260
No offence, Karen.
...in the ground.

339
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:13,140
I never cried like I cried
when that bench was taken.

340
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,240
I was there.

341
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:20,420
Oh, you really, really cried.

342
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:23,660
I didn't know if it was a sign
from Karen or from God

343
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,380
or some other religious figure.

344
00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,780
Although I'm not
strictly religious,

345
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,580
more Zen Buddhist if I was to--

346
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:34,180
Please, Lawrence,
just make your point,

347
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,380
I'm... [scoffs] dying here.

348
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,940
The reason it hurt was because

349
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:41,260
I felt like Karen
was being taken from me again.

350
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,700
Oh, I...

351
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,180
[Lawrence] It was the only thing
people could take

352
00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,980
because there was no one else
I cared about.

353
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,080
But there is now.

354
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,060
You.

355
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:52,660
I don't want
to lose you as well.

356
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:55,340
Fuck... Thank fuck.

357
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,660
Sorry, Karen. Loz...

358
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,100
The reason I came here
was to talk to Karen

359
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,200
and make peace
with me moving on.

360
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,180
She'd want me to be happy.

361
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:09,120
And you know Jo makes me happy.

362
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,740
Aw.

363
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,780
That is so good of you, Karen.
Thank you.

364
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,780
And I will take care of him.

365
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,380
And of course, I will return
the bench to the park

366
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,880
for all the little hobos
to sleep on.

367
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,420
We'd best go and... [sniffles]

368
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,540
leave you to your eternal rest.

369
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:33,860
Okay, Loz, just give me
a few minutes,

370
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,140
I'm just gonna
finish our girlie chat.

371
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,180
Okay.

372
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:38,500
[Lawrence sniffles]

373
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,580
♪♪♪

374
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:48,600
♪♪♪

375
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,400
Hey, Karen.

376
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,780
[softly] I won.

377
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,040
[laughing]

378
00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,720
[singing]

379
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,580
♪ Shake that thing
Miss Cana, Cana ♪

380
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,380
♪ Shake that thing... ♪

381
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,380
[Maleek]
What the fuck are you...

382
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,940
Fuck are you doing?

383
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,580
♪ Jodi and Rebecca
Woman get busy ♪

384
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,220
♪ Just shake
That booty non-stop ♪

385
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,540
♪ When the beat drops
Just keep swinging it ♪

386
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,300
♪ Get jiggy, get crunked up ♪

387
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,140
♪ Percolate anything
You want to call it ♪

388
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,260
♪ Oscillate you hip
And don't take pity ♪

389
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,660
♪ Me want fi see you get live
'pon the riddim when me ride ♪

390
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,820
♪ And me lyrics
A provide electricity ♪

391
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,580
♪ Gal nobody
Can tell you nuttin'... ♪

392
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:36,140
-[song continues]
-Stop that foolishness, man.

393
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,500
If you're gonna dance,
just dance, Wendy.

394
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,900
[Maleek and Wendy vocalising]

395
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,540
Yo. Yo, what are you doing?
Get off.

396
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,860
Yo! I do the winding.

397
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,940
I don't get wind.
What are you doing?

398
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,100
I'm shaking
what my mama gave me.

399
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,460
Yeah, you've deaded it now.
I want a work divorce.

400
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:57,180
Get off me. Get off me.

401
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,780
-[Maleek] All right, Lawrence.
-[Jo] All right, Maleek.

402
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,900
-Lawrence.
-Jo's looking for you.

403
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,540
-Yeah, she's already found me.
-Lads.

404
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,580
-We need to keep this
on the down-low, Lawrence.
-[Lawrence] Mmm.

405
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:10,820
Don't want everyone knowing
that you are seeing
your crazy boss.

406
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,980
-So, er, keep it professional.
-[Lawrence] Yeah.

407
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,200
-Or, I was thinking maybe...
-Yeah.

408
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,580
[all exclaiming, whooping]

409
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:20,780
[Maleek] My brother Lawrence!

410
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,980
-Yeah, man!
-All right.

411
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,780
Never seen anyone kiss before,
you pervs?

412
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,100
-[all laughing]
-You, I didn't stay stop.

413
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,700
[Darrell]
That's what I'm talking about.

414
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,600
[music continues playing]

415
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,700
You are on fire, Gary.

416
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,040
God gave me these moves.
I just use them.

417
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,180
[exhales sharply] God, I'm hot.

418
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,280
You are, boy.

419
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:53,380
[music fading away]

420
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,860
-[Kareshma] Gary!
-[crowd exclaim]

421
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,580
-[woman] Oh, gosh.
-Gary.

422
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,140
Okay, focus.

423
00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:00,340
Everyone who's been drinking,
step away from Gary.

424
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,580
[Maleek] Move, move, move.
Watch out, watch out.

425
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:05,900
Here. Please take this.

426
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,620
I stopped drinking
cause of the counselling
and all that.

427
00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,100
What, you stopped drinking?

428
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,060
I stayed off it
out of solidarity with you.

429
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,380
You dance like that sober?

430
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,540
Maleek and Wendy,
you're on Gary.

431
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,780
Darrells get the defib.

432
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,860
-Kareshma, call Trish.
-I can't.

433
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:21,020
You can, you will.
If it comes from me,
she'll think she's a widow. Go.

434
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:25,080
♪♪♪

435
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,980
[Maleek] Jo.

436
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,100
I've got nothing.

437
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,040
♪♪♪

438
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:39,140
[Maleek] Nothing.

439
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:44,720
♪♪♪

440
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,340
♪♪♪

441
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:59,200
[siren blaring]

442
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,340
[Maleek] I didn't even know
you could dance like that.

443
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,580
Proper pop locking and that.

444
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,580
-Just...
-Oh, she's coming.

445
00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,780
You all right, lovey.

446
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,780
[Maleek] Hey, mate.

447
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,780
-How's he doing?
-[Kareshma] He's critical
but stable.

448
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,660
What kind of
a shit partner am I?

449
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,140
Oh, don't be silly. [scoffs]

450
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,020
It's not you.

451
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,980
It's the way
they dance, Kareshma.

452
00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,180
They always look like
they're having a seizure.

453
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,820
-[Kareshma giggling]
-It throws your
warning system way off.

454
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:36,820
[Kareshma sniffles]
He's such an annoying prick

455
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:40,380
and I know I rip the literal
piss out of him all the time,

456
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,440
but... [exhales sharply]
I can't lose him.

457
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,780
[crying]

458
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,580
I don't know
what I'd do without him.

459
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,380
[Maleek]
Ah, it's all right, mate.

460
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:54,700
[Kareshma sobbing, sniffling]

461
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,660
All right, bellends.

462
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,100
It's been a long all night

463
00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:01,660
and you all
smell like ass so, er,

464
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,380
why don't you get home?

465
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:05,460
I'm... I'm staying.

466
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,380
Yeah, I'm staying too.

467
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,960
We're all staying.
All right, for Gary.

468
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,660
Yeah.

469
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,220
[Jo inhales deeply]

470
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,180
Well, usually after something
like this, I say,

471
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,980
"Fuck it. Let's do shots."

472
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:21,260
Er, but, er... [sniffles]

473
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,880
this is bad and, er...

474
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,780
we should share some feelings.

475
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,800
Er, mental health and all that.

476
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,840
[Lawrence sniffles]

477
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,980
-To brother Gary.
-[Jo] To Gary.

478
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,220
-To Gary.
-[all] To Gary.

479
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:49,160
♪♪♪

480
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:01,000
♪♪♪