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爸，我有個問題

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說吧

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你喝醉過嗎？

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我不記得

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很好

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我能說什麼呢？

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我當然喝醉過

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事實上，我幾乎時時都喝醉

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我女兒不能知道我的真實身分

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我就是超級醉漢

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超級醉漢化險為夷

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白天，我是離婚兩次的床墊推銷員

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但通常每天到中午

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我就變身成超級醉漢

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你也是，兄弟

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喝醉讓我有超能力

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用十個人的氣勢戰鬥

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搶匪！

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放開這輛單車！

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碰！

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有了我朋友酒保的幫忙

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我們組成充滿活力的隊伍

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我們店裡有正義在手！

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救命！

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救命！

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聽起來像有麻煩了，超級醉漢

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–替我準備
–沒問題

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現在是歡樂時光，但罪犯可沒得享受

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救命！

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聽著，婊子！我要妳的亮晶晶

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什麼是“亮晶晶”？

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嘿，這位仁兄！

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給我住手！

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是嗎？你是哪位敢阻止我？

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就是我超級醉漢，你看看

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你認為你很…然後大家…

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他說話不清楚，他的超能力出現了

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我要…

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等等，我要排尿

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尿尿

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看哪！超能力完全啟動了

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好，回歸正事，小偷

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我們幹嘛戰鬥？我們幹嘛不當朋友？

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只是朋友，來吧，給我抱抱

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好痛！

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我騙了你！

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謝謝，超級醉漢，你救了我

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讓我有點小難過

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來吧，超級醉漢，我請你喝一杯

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大廳的孩子們

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拉魯特飯店

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蜜雪兒？

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什麼，西維？

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妳幹嘛對我哭？

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妳看，我們巧克力吃完了

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不可能

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我剛就這樣說了，用法語說的

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我們在這張沙發上18個月

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–我討厭這張沙發
–我討厭這張沙發

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現在…

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那沒有男人送巧克力給我們了？

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妳幹嘛喘氣？

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我們幹嘛需要男人？替我們買甜點？

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我們可以自己來

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–對，我們可以自己買巧克力
–對！

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–不，哪裡？
–妳有

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–不，妳有
–妳有

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–不，妳有
–不，我沒有

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–妳有
–不，我沒有

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–我沒看到
–最後是妳拿的，在哪裡？

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iPad在充電

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西維？

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請替我拿iPad

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好

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去啊！

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快拿到了

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–我試了
–妳沒有試

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–我試了
–再試一次

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我不行，太難了，妳得去，拿iPad

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我會試試看

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太難了

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不，我要巧克力

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–去拿！
–太難了！

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妳去

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妳才去

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–妳去！
–媽的！

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尚皮耶？

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你在這下面多久了？

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太久了

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18個月，我躺在妳們腳下

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聽妳們無謂的巧克力和iPad對話

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我這就去拿iPad！

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好耶！

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我的腿縮小了

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他好嬌小

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我該從這張沙發跳過去
我摔下去，就會害死我

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–不！
–尚皮耶！

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–別去
–再會

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小心

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你還好嗎？尚皮耶？

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–好危險
–小心

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別摔倒

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–我好怕
–我真替他害怕

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傻女人，諷刺來造訪我們了

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看哪，我拿不到iPad

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不！

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我需要人抬我

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但是你要誰幫你？

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我不在乎

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–不，蜜雪兒，尚皮耶
–不，該是西維

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–該是她
–我重複一次，我不在乎

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–決定
–蜜雪兒該去

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–我會死
–我拒絕

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–決定！
–不！

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決定！

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超級醉漢，第二幕！

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看來有人度過了瘋狂的一晚

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對，我打擊太多犯罪到昏倒，怎麼了？

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你拯救了世界，跟服務生上床還尿床

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很不幸，並不是照這個順序

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別擔心，我替你調了我的特調

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開特力、培根和一劑裸麥威士忌

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不行，酒保

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我跟女兒保證過要帶她去課外教學

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這個嘛…

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難怪這些蛋在這裡

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喂？

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好，我會告訴他

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超級醉漢，國家電視塔有麻煩了

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退後，條子，不然塔就會被壓扁

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碾頭人，不！

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快點，合作一點，你有什麼要求嗎？

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三千元、一張新的折疊椅

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和一杯薑汁汽水馬上來，我渴了

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寫下來

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一個壞掉的咕咕鐘

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和約瑟普布羅茲狄托總統的裝框照片

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敬請期待《超級醉漢》的精彩結尾

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待續

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《廳堂之子》之友105號亞倫

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亞倫
密西根大急流城

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我是作家

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我目前為止寫了
56首關於我母親去世的詩

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她還活著，所以她並不開心

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不過我太太很愛這些詩

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《廳堂之子》之友105號亞倫

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這是邁爾士戴維斯的薩克斯風

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真的嗎？邁爾士戴維斯吹過這個？

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不，他沒吹過這根
但他短暫擁有過這根樂器

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直到他邊尖叫邊把這樂器丟給隨團幫手

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“我他媽的只吹小號”

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我就給你七百元

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好，成交

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–你還有其他東西嗎？
–有，我把最好的留到最後

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這個是我在1990年代弄到的

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但這現在大概很有價值

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先生，這是真實的凱文麥當勞短劇古董

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你有史考特湯瑪森的嗎？

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他的短劇被禁時，價格飆升了

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我不是有錢人，先生

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我只有這個短劇，但這齣很棒

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這有經典凱文短劇的所有特徵

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–有那個誇張的高音
–高音…

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還有沒理由就晃手指

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而且他在短劇裡還演自己

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–他常這樣沒錯
–他常這樣演

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那好，我們來看看

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你會很愛的，你會很高興我帶這捲影片來的

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嘿，小凱，我從你離婚就沒看過你

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我聽說離婚進行得很不順利

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對，我失去了一切

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連我的房子都沒了

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我只剩下一件大猩猩服裝

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我就住在我的大猩猩服裝裡

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你知道帶女孩進大猩猩服裝
是什麼感覺嗎？

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真可憐

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我同意

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好，這個短劇，對

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很不幸，這已經不流行了

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我就給你兩百元

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對不起，先生，但是不可能

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這是我25年前花了三百元買的

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對，世界上有很多凱文麥當勞的短劇

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這個短劇的問題是這被歸類為很蠢

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2004年蠢短劇很紅

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這齣短劇當時市價七萬五千元

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但我當時太貪婪
我以為能繼續握有蠢短劇

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到價格暴漲為止，你應該懂我的意思

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然後泡沫破滅了，我從此就只能握著夢想

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一百元，我的最後報價

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但是你剛剛才說兩百元

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我說過很多有的沒的

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比方說，我現在就說五十元

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這真是侮辱，這是凱文麥當勞耶

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凱文麥當勞是我們這代
最有活力也最危險的諧星

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天哪，我這樣說聽起來真怪

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我不同意，請繼續說

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好，先生，我認為凱文麥當勞

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被降級成為蠢短劇的類別是錯的

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你知不知道他演過莎士比亞

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這聽起來也怪怪的

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我同意，他也演了大衛馬梅特！

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給我等等！

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晃手指和瘋狂超高音

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–你是凱文麥當勞？
–對

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–那就代表我…
–對

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你現在就在演凱文麥當勞的短劇

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等等

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我是戴夫佛利

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凱文！

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你保證過不會再這樣對我的

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–抱歉
–而且你幹嘛把我變成南方人？

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我又不會南方口音

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我知道！

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我要走人了，這太誇張了

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好

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“戴夫衝出門口卻發現門鎖住”

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好，我們就結束這短劇吧
這個短劇怎麼結尾？

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沒有結尾，我沒地方去

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凱文，你不能這樣對我，我有家人

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他們才剛學會愛我！

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–嘿，我們來即興
–即興？你這個混蛋！

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醫生，你一定要看看

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我屁屁有異常大的腫瘤

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不，凱文，這個笑話太爛

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保衛和支持

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現在繼續收看《超級醉漢》的精彩結尾

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別鬧了，我渴了

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好，過來，靠近

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把薑汁汽水拿來

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稍微往我右邊，不，你的右邊！

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停！你的性愛機器人在調戲我，給我！

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好，你這扁腳笨蛋，你們的頭都會扁掉

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那要怎麼辦，斗篷調酒終結者？

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–我得拯救多倫多的唯一地標
–等等！

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恐怕這次得用上野格利口酒

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不，那狗屁太噁爛！

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那還用說，王八蛋

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–好，超級醉漢，再一杯就好
–不行了，我醉爆了

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–喝就對了，你這個巨嬰！
–很有道理

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這些是我認識的戴夫

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這些是我認識的戴夫！

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–我他媽的真愛你！
–我知道

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走吧，快

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你是誰，我他媽的爸爸？

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你是他媽的鋼管

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我尿在你的鋼管上

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碾頭人，我們滿足了
你的一個要求，別衝動

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狀況怎樣，婊子？

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看得出來，他失控了

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我要認識字母H

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孩子們目前還安全

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孩子們？什麼孩子們？

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你知道的，校外教學和你女兒

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你怎麼知道我有沒有女兒？

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沒人知道超級醉漢的真實身分

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事實上，大部分警察都知道

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我們那次得脫掉你的面罩，你吐在裡面

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–感謝幫忙
–我們沒那麼熟

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他的拇指和食指要是接觸

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多倫多陰莖地標就要落幕了

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我們要怎麼阻止這種暴行？

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我們來喝一杯烈酒

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狄托總統照片是要弄多久？

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嘿，我有個點子

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超級醉漢有個點子

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你又不是咕咕鐘

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夠了，我要按…

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不！

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不！

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你的暴行結束了

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重擊

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我有時候會贏

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做得好，超級醉漢！

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沒有你的幫忙是辦不到的，酒保

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看哪，這個陌生小女孩是誰？

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沒關係，爸爸，我知道你的祕密

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是嗎？妳不生氣？

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我大部分朋友的爸爸都只喝醉

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我爸爸可是超級醉漢！

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天哪，讓我飛妳回家

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–爸，不用了，你喝了酒
–沒關係

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不重要，因為我是超級醉漢

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超級醉漢，小心國家電視…

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啪！

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等等

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00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,024
喂？國家電視塔出了意外

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00:17:03,107 --> 00:17:04,817
我們需要一輛“揪呼”車

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00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:38,935
這有什麼問題？

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我不知道

291
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不能修？

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也許，買了大一點的

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人們是怎麼回事？

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愛你
爸爸

295
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,752
霍布泉
永遠

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霍布？

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00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:11,133
總有人得做點什麼

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00:18:14,637 --> 00:18:16,722
牠本來緩解了

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全新一輪化療

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超貴的

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不，是醫療性昏迷

302
00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:28,401
那隻貓還不到16歲

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00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:31,571
–我不…
–妳幹嘛不讓牠死掉就好！

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00:18:31,654 --> 00:18:33,072
我不介意無毛貓

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00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:35,950
很可愛

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好，別說了

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00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:40,329
–回答問題
–你搞錯問題了！

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00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,665
別說了！回答問題

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00:18:42,748 --> 00:18:43,833
好貓

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你們兩個都閉嘴

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好貓

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好貓

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壞貓

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好貓、好貓

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00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:58,764
壞貓

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艾倫，我需要妳

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需要我？做什麼？

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00:19:15,031 --> 00:19:15,948
繼續傳

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00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:21,203
你在幹什麼？

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這很重要

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00:19:22,622 --> 00:19:24,040
什麼很重要？

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00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,634
夠了！我要進去了

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好

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電視明明就沒壞

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夠了！

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00:19:47,063 --> 00:19:49,398
我要去巡邏

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巡邏

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–嘿，放輕鬆
–嘿！

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00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,517
這是你的求救燈？

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大概吧

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00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:30,189
–你是…
–在巡邏？對

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這個區域不太對勁

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我也有感覺到

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00:20:35,444 --> 00:20:39,281
然後結果這台電視還好好的

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00:20:39,991 --> 00:20:42,368
現在的狗都不綁牽繩了

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00:20:42,451 --> 00:20:46,956
對，我有次看到一隻狗在車裡…

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天哪！

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00:20:58,509 --> 00:21:00,302
我沒有…

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00:21:00,386 --> 00:21:02,596
我不是故意…我只是在巡邏

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00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,597
我們也是

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00:21:03,681 --> 00:21:06,058
我覺得外頭這裡有問題

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00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:07,852
好像有事情怪怪的

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我們都有感覺到

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這就證明我們沒錯

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00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:16,652
你傷得很重，兄弟

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00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:17,903
答應我…

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00:21:18,738 --> 00:21:21,741
你會找到其他跟我們一樣的人

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像那個失業的人

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00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:26,829
只是他知道…

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00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:28,497
那不是他的錯

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00:21:28,581 --> 00:21:30,249
告訴他我會去那裡

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00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,418
像那個…

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00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:36,172
不能證明新聞騙他的傢伙

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00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,798
但是他還是知道

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00:21:37,882 --> 00:21:40,593
–對，告訴他我會在那裡
–你會在那裡

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00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:42,261
我們不能讓這個英雄死掉

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00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,055
–天哪
–你有什麼補給品？

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00:21:44,138 --> 00:21:46,015
–我有杏仁
–很好

359
00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:49,060
還有一條繩子，你呢？

360
00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:50,603
我有幾根編織針

361
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:53,189
好，撐著點，兄弟

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00:21:53,773 --> 00:21:57,068
–我們來替你縫合
–好，這會痛喔

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00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:58,778
等等！

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00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:03,157
他死了

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00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:15,211
巡邏的巡邏員

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00:22:15,294 --> 00:22:17,421
前進

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00:22:17,505 --> 00:22:20,216
你們這些保護者

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00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:25,888
去巡邏！

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00:23:19,358 --> 00:23:21,360
字幕翻譯： 陳婷君

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創意監督
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