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- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry.

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I think I'm a bit lost.

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Am I, sorry, am I on a golf course?

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- Yeah, hi.

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- Hi, sorry, am I interrupting?

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- I'm about to play my shot.

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- Oh God, I'm so sorry.

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Go ahead, sorry, I'll
just, I'll just, sorry.

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- Well, are you gonna talk again?

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- Ever?

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Yeah, probably.

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- When I'm hitting my shot, I mean.

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- Is that what I just did?

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- Yeah.
- Oh, that's bad, isn't it?

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I'm guessing that's bad.

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- Yeah.
- Sorry.

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I've heard this is your
happy and calm place.

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A golf course, I mean.

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Well, it was for my boss,
my former boss, anyway.

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I've never been on a golf
course before, and I'm lost.

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God, I bet I don't happen every day.

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- Well, I haven't played in 1823 days.

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- Wow, wow, that's precise.

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It's been a long time, it's almost,

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five years.
- Five years.

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To the day.

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- Almost, it's two days off.

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- Yeah.

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- So if you happened every
day, I wouldn't know.

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- Well did I used to, five years ago?

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- No.

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- Well, things change, I
suppose, or they don't.

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(birds chirping)

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Why so long?

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(upbeat music)

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- [Cameraman] Okay, camera
rolling, clap for sync.

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(hands clapping)

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- [Interviewer] Welcome, Frank.

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Thank you so much for coming,

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we're thrilled to have you.

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If you just have a seat right there,

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and just watch that cable and
the light above your head.

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So how do you feel about
this qualification?

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You know, are you nervous, or?

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- Yes, I'm nervous.

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I think I was born nervous.

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I must've been, because I have
nothing to be nervous about;

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he's playing well, and
I'm focused, I'm lucky,

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(soft music)

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very lucky, we're lucky.

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(crowd cheering)

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- [Announcer] The winner
of the gold medal,

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and the champion golfer for the year,

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ladies and gentlemen.

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- [Announcer] A piece of history.

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- [Announcer] It's the open championship.

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- [Announcer] Open Championship.

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- [Announcer] Championship.

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- [Announcer] Part of history.

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(crowd cheering)

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- [Announcer] And there he is.

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(announcer laughing)

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- [Announcer] The champion there.

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- Very good.
- The great player.

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- [Announcer] A special feeling.

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- [Announcer] A very special weekend.

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- [Announcer] Seeing a good championship

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won by a good champion.

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- [Announcer] A blaze of glory.

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- We feed off each other.

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(soft music)

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If I'm down, he picks me up,

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and if he's down, I'm there.

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Like this, this whole situation,

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is kind of what I'm talking about.

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If you're inside the ropes,

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you're inside the ropes, part of the show.

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And that's all I've ever
wanted to be; part of the show.

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- [Announcer] Well, the golfing
gods are with him today.

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He's won the open championship
by the biggest margin.

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- [Announcer] Struck the ball cleanly.

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- [Announcer] What a
beautiful shot that is.

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- [Announcer] It's a beautiful putt.

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- [Announcer] Could be
the greatest of all time.

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- [Announcer] An example for anyone.

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- [Announcer] Cleaning the old claret jug

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in just a few minutes time.

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- [Announcer] Claret jug.

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- [Announcer] Claret jug.

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- [Announcer] Quite symbolic.

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- [Announcer] A great piece
of golfing history here.

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- [Announcer] History at the home of golf.

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- [Announcer] Depends on the claret jug.

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- Yeah, I'll be on the bag in the show.

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Well, hopefully.

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We need to qualify first, obviously.

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That's why we're here, that minor detail.

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But if, when we qualify,
I'll be on the bag,

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and the bag goes wherever he goes,

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can't play golf without your clubs,

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and the caddy carries the clubs.

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So yeah, I'll be part of the show.

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- [Announcer] It's a tremendous view.

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- [Announcer] Glorious weather.

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- [Announcer] Wonderful
piece of architecture.

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- [Announcer] Hardly watered,

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this golf course has been
prepared for over a year,

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ground and green keeper will be dying

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to get some water on it.

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Design the green like that now,

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and they'd think you've
gone off your head.

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They wanted a links, and they got a links.

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- [Announcer] Hot dog stand
and things, ice cream parlours.

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- [Announcer] All the
grand stands will be gone,

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you'll look at it, and you
won't be able to see one thing.

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- [Announcer] That's a super shot.

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- Immaculate.
- Delighted to have been here

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when history is being made.

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- [Announcer] All the great champions.

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- [Announcer] Absolutely stunning,
and it's been a privilege

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to be here to watch it.

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(crowd cheering)
(soft music)

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- Thanks, sorry, that's better.

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My heart just races sometimes,

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and I needed some water.

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Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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- Are we, is it more, or are we done?

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- [Interviewer] We actually
have a few more questions

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if that's all right.

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- Sure, sure, of course, fire away.

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(birds chirping)
(soft music)

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- [Announcer] To be able to
get a view of the final scenes.

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- [Announcer] It's a moment in history.

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- [Announcer] Pretty
straightforward from here, isn't it?

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But you're gonna see the flag cast.

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- [Announcer] Currently
leads by a full shot.

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- [Announcer] Final hole,
they're all making their way

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up to the clubhouse.

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- This is where a good
caddy comes in, Ken,

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just to reassure his player

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that he's got the
correct club in his hand.

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- [Announcer] It's a moment in history.

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(Steve breathing)

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- There's 175 to the
front, where's the pin?

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- 8 yards on.

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- So 182 total?

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- Three.
- Yeah.

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- 175 plus eight, 183.

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- Yeah, yeah, I got it.

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Wind?
(wind blowing)

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Hurting, and off the right.

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- Play a 195 shot, five iron.

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- No, no, give me the six.

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- You'll end up short
in that front bunker.

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- Frank.

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- With the wind hurting,

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you could get buried in the sand.

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- Francis!

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- Don't call me that.

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- Sometimes the pressure of
the occasion can get to him,

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and he can make the wrong decision

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in the heat of the moment,
and then he's gone,

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and it's, that's it, that's game over.

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- Just give me the six, Frank.

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- We need a par to qualify.

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Just knock a nice, easy five
to the middle of the green,

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walk away with a two putt par, job done.

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- I can walk away with a two putt par

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having it my six iron.

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- It's the wrong club.
(Frank breathing)

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You got me on the bag, I'm
gonna give you my opinion.

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(Frank breathing)
(soft music)

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- Just give me the six.

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(Frank breathing)
(soft music)

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- Fine.

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(golf clubs rattling)
(soft music)

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BMXs, we both got given
these BMXs one Christmas.

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His was black, mine was white,

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but I wanted the white one,

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because it meant I got to clean it more.

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'Cause of the dirt, and in
the winter, after school,

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we couldn't play golf
because it was too dark

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and there were no lights on the course,

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on our local course, so instead we would

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race through the village on our BMXs

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and we were always racing,
always winning, always losing.

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And one day, my heart raced too fast.

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And they found that I had HCM,

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(Motorcycle whizzing)

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my heart couldn't take the race,

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which is difficult, as a younger brother.

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When it came to golf,

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if I got nervous playing, too nervous,

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which I did, it meant I couldn't play.

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So after a long time of
trying to persuade my family

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that my heart could take
it and I could take it,

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I took the bag, and we
vowed to be a team together.

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His heart, my mind as my mum used to say,

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and my shoulder.

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- [Interviewer] Oh, I see.

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Do you miss playing?

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- I still play.

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It's just not my hands, it's Steve's.

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And I do the numbers, which
is lucky for him, very lucky.

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We don't use one of those
laser range finder things;

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we don't need to, but he'll never use one.

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As long as I'm around, he won't need to.

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But I do, I know what you
mean, I do miss that feeling

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of a pure shot, the ball
doing as you intended.

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Yeah, I miss that.

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- [Interviewer] And do you mind if I ask

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why you don't play for fun,

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without the stress of the
competition on your heart?

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- [Frank] The fun is the competition.

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If I'm not playing to
win, I'm not playing.

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- [Interviewer] Oh, that
seems sad, actually to me.

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- No, it's not sad.

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It'd be sad if Steve didn't play,

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but as long as he's playing,
I'm playing; part of the show.

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- Why so long?

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- Do you mind if I play now,

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I've been waiting a while for this one.

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- No, no, please take your shot.

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I'll just wait here until-

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- Thank you.
- Sure.

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(soft music)
(birds chirping)

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(club swinging)

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Wow, wow, well, if I
hadn't run for five years,

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I wouldn't be able to run
that far, that was good.

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I mean, it looks good.

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Did it feel good?

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- Yeah that was pretty good.

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- Yeah, good, no, it looked good.

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Why the teddy bear?

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- Oh, it's a tiger.

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- Oh, for your child?

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- I don't have any children.

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- Oh, so why does a grown
man have a tiger teddy bear

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on his bag?

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- Tiger Woods.

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- Oh!
(Naomi laughing)

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(Steve laughing)
Oh, I see,

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for his charity or something.

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- Well, it's just what he has.

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- So you do the same?

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- Don't run any further this way,

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all this way is golf.

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I'd say you probably wanna
run back through there,

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but I never run around here,

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so I don't know where you're
going or where you come from.

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- You do run though?

252
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- Well, Tiger runs four
miles every morning.

253
00:12:27,603 --> 00:12:28,463
- So you do the same?

254
00:12:28,463 --> 00:12:30,123
- Well, I do now, but I
haven't played in five years.

255
00:12:30,123 --> 00:12:30,956
I told you.

256
00:12:30,956 --> 00:12:31,789
- Why?

257
00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:35,317
- It's personal.

258
00:12:36,253 --> 00:12:37,653
- Between you and Tiger Woods?

259
00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:38,993
- No.

260
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,553
- Well, you just said it was personal,

261
00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:42,093
between you and Tiger Woods.

262
00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:43,423
- No, not playing for five years,

263
00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:45,436
the reason why is personal.

264
00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:50,333
- Oh, so why do you?

265
00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:51,723
- Do the same as Tiger Woods?

266
00:12:51,723 --> 00:12:52,556
- Yeah.

267
00:12:52,556 --> 00:12:53,411
- Well, everybody wants to be like Tiger.

268
00:12:53,411 --> 00:12:55,263
(Naomi laughing)
(Steve laughing)

269
00:12:55,263 --> 00:13:00,263
- Okay, well, he got a divorce,

270
00:13:01,073 --> 00:13:02,343
and he devastated his family

271
00:13:02,343 --> 00:13:04,873
due to his multiple extramarital affairs

272
00:13:04,873 --> 00:13:06,943
and his regular use of class A drugs.

273
00:13:06,943 --> 00:13:08,543
- And then there's the other side

274
00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:10,053
of the newspaper, the back.

275
00:13:10,053 --> 00:13:11,553
- Oh, so the back excuses the front?

276
00:13:11,553 --> 00:13:12,853
- Well, I just like the way he
plays the sport, that's all.

277
00:13:12,853 --> 00:13:14,903
- Yeah, but shouldn't
sportsmen be held accountable?

278
00:13:14,903 --> 00:13:16,953
I mean, look at you; you're
doing exact same as him.

279
00:13:16,953 --> 00:13:17,786
Where does it end?

280
00:13:17,786 --> 00:13:18,619
- I know where it ends.

281
00:13:18,619 --> 00:13:19,753
- And what about these kids?

282
00:13:19,753 --> 00:13:22,573
These are their heroes, their icons,

283
00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:23,713
their role models even.

284
00:13:23,713 --> 00:13:25,343
- If they're great at their sport.

285
00:13:25,343 --> 00:13:26,503
- That doesn't justify anything.

286
00:13:26,503 --> 00:13:27,783
- Well, don't follow their private lives.

287
00:13:27,783 --> 00:13:28,793
- Well, what if it's unavoidable?

288
00:13:28,793 --> 00:13:29,626
- Maybe this is why

289
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,890
you haven't been on a golf course before.

290
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,343
- Well, I have now.

291
00:13:33,343 --> 00:13:36,556
- You haven't, actually,
you're just in the woods still,

292
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:38,266
excuse the pun.

293
00:13:43,366 --> 00:13:46,493
If Tiger Woods wasn't married

294
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,333
when he'd done the things you mentioned,

295
00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,493
what would you think of him?

296
00:13:50,493 --> 00:13:52,713
- That he was a foolish young man.

297
00:13:52,713 --> 00:13:56,093
- Maybe that's what he
was, a foolish young man

298
00:13:56,093 --> 00:13:56,926
who had done everything right in his life,

299
00:13:56,926 --> 00:14:00,803
and then he tried to
do another thing right;

300
00:14:00,803 --> 00:14:04,063
get married, start a
family, but he wasn't ready.

301
00:14:04,063 --> 00:14:09,063
He was ready to win,
but not to love someone.

302
00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:12,693
- Winning isn't everything.

303
00:14:12,693 --> 00:14:15,343
- Well, more than 40% of marriages
end in divorce in the UK.

304
00:14:15,343 --> 00:14:16,363
- So what are you saying?

305
00:14:16,363 --> 00:14:18,463
- That there's no shame in making mistakes

306
00:14:20,683 --> 00:14:24,261
that loving someone is hard
and not a God-given right.

307
00:14:24,261 --> 00:14:27,011
(birds chirping)

308
00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:35,833
I'm gonna go now, I just came to play.

309
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,283
Goodbye.

310
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,033
- Okay, bye, good luck.

311
00:14:43,723 --> 00:14:44,796
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

312
00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:52,786
(soft music)
(birds chirping)

313
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,833
Excuse me, excuse me!

314
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,586
Hi, I'm Naomi.

315
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,343
- Londoner?
- Is it that obvious?

316
00:15:06,343 --> 00:15:07,193
- You smell good.

317
00:15:08,253 --> 00:15:09,780
- Thank you.

318
00:15:09,780 --> 00:15:11,123
- Far from home.

319
00:15:11,123 --> 00:15:13,163
- Not really.
- Well, further than Ubers.

320
00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,523
- Yeah, I drove here myself.

321
00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:15,690
- Good that you drive.

322
00:15:15,690 --> 00:15:17,123
(Steve laughing)
(Naomi laughing)

323
00:15:17,123 --> 00:15:18,253
- That didn't, that came out wrong.

324
00:15:18,253 --> 00:15:19,743
That's not what I meant.

325
00:15:19,743 --> 00:15:23,146
No, I had to get away,

326
00:15:24,103 --> 00:15:25,263
- From what?

327
00:15:25,263 --> 00:15:26,433
- Well, that I can't tell you,

328
00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,115
and if I did, I'd have to kill you.

329
00:15:28,115 --> 00:15:28,948
- Oh!

330
00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:30,175
- Or we'd have to get married.

331
00:15:30,175 --> 00:15:31,723
(Naomi laughing)

332
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:34,663
You can legally share
details with a spouse.

333
00:15:34,663 --> 00:15:35,496
- Same thing.

334
00:15:35,496 --> 00:15:36,443
- Killing and marrying?

335
00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:37,953
- No, secrets and marrying.

336
00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:39,293
- Yeah, or those.

337
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:40,490
- Killing too, probably.

338
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:41,903
- Are you married?

339
00:15:41,903 --> 00:15:42,903
- What do you think?

340
00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:45,423
- Yeah, neither am I.

341
00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:48,657
I'd like to be, but I haven't
found the right person yet.

342
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,333
- Are you on the prowl?

343
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,543
- The tiger prowl?

344
00:15:51,543 --> 00:15:53,943
- No, no, no, that would be bad.

345
00:15:53,943 --> 00:15:56,138
- I thought you said you knew
where emulating him ends.

346
00:15:56,138 --> 00:15:58,170
- I know where it ends.

347
00:15:58,170 --> 00:16:01,853
- No, I'm searching,
but they say it happens

348
00:16:01,853 --> 00:16:04,003
when you least expect it, don't they?

349
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:06,493
- What, like finding your keys
in the last place you look?

350
00:16:06,493 --> 00:16:07,326
- What?

351
00:16:07,326 --> 00:16:08,403
- Well, it's the last place you look

352
00:16:08,403 --> 00:16:10,283
because you found them.

353
00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:13,223
- Oh, I hadn't thought
about it like that before.

354
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,553
- If you're constantly walking around

355
00:16:14,553 --> 00:16:18,646
wanting to fall in love,
you'd be pretty on edge.

356
00:16:19,823 --> 00:16:21,063
- Yeah, I suppose.

357
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,060
- You suppose?

358
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:25,743
Expecting every conversation
to result in fireworks,

359
00:16:25,743 --> 00:16:28,373
you'd repel people, so we adapt.

360
00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:30,903
- Yeah, well, we learn to expect nothing,

361
00:16:30,903 --> 00:16:31,903
well, within reason.

362
00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:34,793
It takes the pressure off both people.

363
00:16:35,823 --> 00:16:37,653
And then, we're just being ourselves,

364
00:16:37,653 --> 00:16:39,713
which means that's when you meet someone

365
00:16:39,713 --> 00:16:40,881
when you least expect it.

366
00:16:40,881 --> 00:16:42,453
- Yeah, because you're
finally being yourself.

367
00:16:42,453 --> 00:16:44,723
- Which is what the other
person is also looking for.

368
00:16:44,723 --> 00:16:46,313
- And being.

369
00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:48,036
- Themselves.
- Hopefully.

370
00:16:49,013 --> 00:16:50,804
- What's finding love got
to do with finding keys?

371
00:16:50,804 --> 00:16:53,573
- People misplace both all the time.

372
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,811
- My boss sexually harassed me.

373
00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:08,203
I quit my job

374
00:17:08,203 --> 00:17:12,883
and received a rather
large financial settlement

375
00:17:12,883 --> 00:17:17,356
to keep me quiet, so I've just come away

376
00:17:18,193 --> 00:17:20,353
because I need to regroup,
find a new direction.

377
00:17:20,353 --> 00:17:24,693
It hasn't been the most
pleasant or easy experience.

378
00:17:25,953 --> 00:17:26,786
- I'm sorry.

379
00:17:28,123 --> 00:17:31,563
- Thank you, but these things happen.

380
00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:33,121
- Well, they shouldn't.

381
00:17:34,223 --> 00:17:35,056
- Nope.

382
00:17:38,773 --> 00:17:39,903
- This the same boss who says

383
00:17:39,903 --> 00:17:42,146
the golf course is his
happy and calm place?

384
00:17:43,153 --> 00:17:43,986
- Mm-hmm.

385
00:17:48,713 --> 00:17:50,573
Is it not a happy and calm place?

386
00:17:50,573 --> 00:17:52,393
- Well, it depends how you play it.

387
00:17:52,393 --> 00:17:54,853
- Like well or not well?

388
00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:59,853
- Huh, well, it isn't a
place for me, specifically.

389
00:18:00,223 --> 00:18:01,343
It's an extension of life,

390
00:18:01,343 --> 00:18:05,543
which also makes it
not definitively happy,

391
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:08,403
depending on how I play
or what I bring with me.

392
00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:10,123
- So life isn't a happy
and calm place for you?

393
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,545
- No, no, of course not, not always.

394
00:18:12,545 --> 00:18:13,378
Is it for you?

395
00:18:13,378 --> 00:18:14,795
- No, not always.

396
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,863
- And if you've come here to hide away,

397
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:20,863
then you've made a mistake,
it'll find you out.

398
00:18:20,863 --> 00:18:22,673
- Yeah, well, we all have secrets

399
00:18:22,673 --> 00:18:24,403
and reasons to kill if they're exposed.

400
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,673
- We do, and yours is safe with me.

401
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,506
- Thanks.

402
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:29,103
- Your old boss' secret isn't though.

403
00:18:29,103 --> 00:18:30,033
- That he's a repugnant louse?

404
00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:31,173
- Well, to put it kindly.

405
00:18:31,173 --> 00:18:33,793
- Oh, no, no, no, no,
that wasn't a secret.

406
00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:34,626
That was obvious.

407
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:35,843
He wore that like a badge of honour.

408
00:18:35,843 --> 00:18:39,673
No, no, no, no, I was exposed
to something far worse.

409
00:18:39,673 --> 00:18:40,506
- What was that?

410
00:18:40,506 --> 00:18:41,473
- God, I'm revealing all today.

411
00:18:41,473 --> 00:18:44,223
(Naomi laughing)

412
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:51,963
I wasn't happy, and it took
something terrible to happen

413
00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:53,036
for me to realise it.

414
00:18:54,143 --> 00:18:55,521
- What happened wasn't your fault.

415
00:18:55,521 --> 00:18:57,323
- Yeah, but everything happens
for a reason, doesn't it?

416
00:18:57,323 --> 00:18:58,273
- Well, yes.

417
00:18:58,273 --> 00:19:01,373
- I'm searching for that
reason; the silver lining.

418
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:03,953
- Well, as long as you
don't beat yourself up

419
00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:04,843
during that search.
- No.

420
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:07,143
- Blaming yourself is the
last thing you should do.

421
00:19:07,143 --> 00:19:08,843
- No, I would never do that.

422
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,743
I'm just not like that.

423
00:19:10,743 --> 00:19:12,398
I wouldn't blame myself for something.

424
00:19:12,398 --> 00:19:14,440
- Where are you going?

425
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,556
- Oh, you stopped.

426
00:19:16,883 --> 00:19:19,706
- My ball.
- Right.

427
00:19:21,841 --> 00:19:25,008
(golf clubs rattling)

428
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,405
(birds chirping)

429
00:19:28,405 --> 00:19:29,463
(Steve sighing)

430
00:19:29,463 --> 00:19:30,296
What's that?

431
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,306
- This?
- Yeah.

432
00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:35,110
- This is my yardage book.

433
00:19:36,023 --> 00:19:39,633
- Well, what's it about?
(Steve laughing)

434
00:19:39,633 --> 00:19:41,701
- There's no story in it.

435
00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:45,076
There are clues in here that
help me write my own story.

436
00:19:47,873 --> 00:19:50,993
It highlights landmarks on the golf hole

437
00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:53,403
and indicates how far
away those landmarks are

438
00:19:53,403 --> 00:19:54,753
to the front of that green.

439
00:19:55,963 --> 00:19:57,373
- The green?

440
00:19:57,373 --> 00:19:59,906
- Well, it's like the dance floor.

441
00:20:00,928 --> 00:20:03,963
- Oh, so you pick up girls there?

442
00:20:03,963 --> 00:20:07,443
- Yeah, well, you drive, like I just did,

443
00:20:07,443 --> 00:20:09,513
to get yourself in the best position,

444
00:20:09,513 --> 00:20:11,763
and then you putt on
the green to finish off.

445
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,940
Drive for show, putt for dough.

446
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:16,303
(Naomi laughing)

447
00:20:16,303 --> 00:20:17,136
- So you pick up girls there?

448
00:20:17,136 --> 00:20:18,766
- I'll keep that in mind.

449
00:20:18,766 --> 00:20:20,333
(Naomi laughing)

450
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:21,433
- So what's it saying?

451
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:28,693
- It is saying that I have
162 yards plus 15, which is?

452
00:20:30,893 --> 00:20:33,888
- 177, why two numbers?

453
00:20:35,213 --> 00:20:39,533
- Well, the first number is
the distance from this bunker

454
00:20:39,533 --> 00:20:41,653
to the front of the green, 162.

455
00:20:41,653 --> 00:20:44,623
And the second is the distance
from the front of the green

456
00:20:44,623 --> 00:20:49,591
to the hole, 15, and then
you add 'em together; 177.

457
00:20:52,113 --> 00:20:53,256
- So is that far?

458
00:20:56,846 --> 00:20:59,156
- There's some wind as well,

459
00:21:00,723 --> 00:21:02,913
and it is-

460
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,606
- Oh!
- Oh, sorry, sorry.

461
00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:06,904
I'm really sorry.

462
00:21:06,904 --> 00:21:07,737
- No, it's okay.

463
00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:10,431
- The the wind is hurting, sorry.

464
00:21:10,431 --> 00:21:12,858
Let me, you got some just, there you go.

465
00:21:12,858 --> 00:21:14,740
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Thank you.

466
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,923
Okay, so what does the wind hurting mean?

467
00:21:17,923 --> 00:21:20,363
- The wind hurting means
it's blowing towards us,

468
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,703
as I just demonstrated
very badly or very well.

469
00:21:22,703 --> 00:21:23,673
I'm really sorry.

470
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:25,574
- No worries, it's fine, okay.

471
00:21:25,574 --> 00:21:27,403
So, I'm guessing when I'm running

472
00:21:27,403 --> 00:21:29,913
with the wind blowing towards
me, hurting, it's harder,

473
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,723
which means the ball doesn't travel as far

474
00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:32,813
in a hurting wind.

475
00:21:32,813 --> 00:21:37,400
- Correct, 177 yards is
normally my seven iron,

476
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,453
but with this wind it's probably playing-

477
00:21:39,453 --> 00:21:40,903
- So we just walked 300 yards,

478
00:21:40,903 --> 00:21:44,263
but with the hurting wind,
it felt more like 330,

479
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:46,753
which means the wind hurt by about 10%.

480
00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:48,643
So if 177 yards is your seven iron,

481
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:51,416
and you increase that number
by 10%, you get about 194.

482
00:21:53,303 --> 00:21:54,847
So what's the difference
in distance between clubs?

483
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,253
(soft music)

484
00:21:57,253 --> 00:21:59,183
- 12 to 15 yards with my irons.

485
00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:01,913
- So a lower number iron
goes further than a higher?

486
00:22:01,913 --> 00:22:02,853
- [Steve] Correct.

487
00:22:02,853 --> 00:22:06,103
- So a 177 yard shot
with a 10% wind effect

488
00:22:06,103 --> 00:22:08,053
means you're playing around 194,

489
00:22:08,053 --> 00:22:11,211
which means you should be
good for a six iron, yes?

490
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:14,416
- Yeah.
- Oh.

491
00:22:15,753 --> 00:22:17,793
- Yeah, your job is in finance, wasn't it?

492
00:22:17,793 --> 00:22:18,626
- Yeah, how did you know?

493
00:22:18,626 --> 00:22:19,873
- You're good with numbers.

494
00:22:19,873 --> 00:22:22,013
I'm really not.

495
00:22:22,013 --> 00:22:22,846
(Naomi laughing)

496
00:22:22,846 --> 00:22:23,873
- Well, now I'm gonna have to kill you.

497
00:22:23,873 --> 00:22:26,288
- Yeah, I won't tell anybody.

498
00:22:26,288 --> 00:22:27,121
- Thank you.

499
00:22:32,723 --> 00:22:34,246
- My caddy had a heart attack.

500
00:22:37,853 --> 00:22:38,956
I couldn't save him.

501
00:22:39,948 --> 00:22:40,896
I tried, but-

502
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:45,956
- I'm so sorry.

503
00:22:47,953 --> 00:22:51,943
- We'd just had an argument.

504
00:22:51,943 --> 00:22:56,073
No, it was a disagreement
about which club,

505
00:22:56,073 --> 00:22:56,906
it was a discussion.

506
00:22:56,906 --> 00:22:58,113
We just had a discussion.

507
00:22:58,113 --> 00:23:01,483
He wanted me to use a five iron,

508
00:23:01,483 --> 00:23:05,760
and I wanted to use a six.

509
00:23:09,133 --> 00:23:10,183
I never hit the shot.

510
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,453
Well, you can hit it now.

511
00:23:13,453 --> 00:23:18,392
Yeah, I can.
(ominous music)

512
00:23:25,861 --> 00:23:28,075
(Steve breathing)

513
00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:33,075
(Frank breathing)
(ominous music)

514
00:23:40,909 --> 00:23:43,992
(golf club swinging)

515
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:50,646
- Wow, six iron was right.

516
00:23:53,873 --> 00:23:56,116
- The story is different
every time you play.

517
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,013
- I still don't know your name.

518
00:24:05,013 --> 00:24:05,846
- Steve.

519
00:24:07,803 --> 00:24:08,636
- Nice to meet you, Steve.

520
00:24:08,636 --> 00:24:09,469
- Yeah, you too.

521
00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:12,583
- Are you sure you don't
mind me walking with you?

522
00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:13,683
'Cause I don't want to intrude.

523
00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:14,913
- No, no, it's okay.

524
00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,093
Come on, it's unusual, I must admit,

525
00:24:16,093 --> 00:24:16,926
but you're more than welcome.

526
00:24:16,926 --> 00:24:18,283
- 'Cause I can just go
and retrace my steps.

527
00:24:18,283 --> 00:24:20,733
- No, no, take new steps, come on.

528
00:24:20,733 --> 00:24:22,126
- Okay, thank you.

529
00:24:24,353 --> 00:24:25,303
So, what's a caddy?

530
00:24:26,143 --> 00:24:27,326
- Are you just staying for the golf tips?

531
00:24:27,326 --> 00:24:28,159
(Naomi laughing)

532
00:24:28,159 --> 00:24:30,793
- No, I genuinely want
to know, I'm interested.

533
00:24:30,793 --> 00:24:32,063
- Oh, well, a caddy is

534
00:24:32,063 --> 00:24:34,163
someone who carries your golf bag for you,

535
00:24:35,413 --> 00:24:38,003
they help you make important decisions,

536
00:24:38,003 --> 00:24:42,263
and a good caddy is well,
your man Tiger Woods' caddy

537
00:24:42,263 --> 00:24:44,120
was once the highest paid
sportsperson in New Zealand;

538
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,973
that's how much Tiger valued him.

539
00:24:45,973 --> 00:24:48,853
- But also an indication
of how good Tiger is,

540
00:24:48,853 --> 00:24:50,083
which is pretty hard for me to admit,

541
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:52,190
considering my thoughts on
his turbulent love life.

542
00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,613
- Oh, it's about the sport.

543
00:24:53,613 --> 00:24:54,823
- Oh, I'm not there yet.

544
00:24:54,823 --> 00:24:55,703
- Will you ever get there?

545
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:56,913
- I dunno.

546
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:57,758
- Hopefully?

547
00:24:57,758 --> 00:24:58,591
(Naomi laughing)

548
00:24:58,591 --> 00:24:59,424
- Let's move on.

549
00:24:59,424 --> 00:25:00,653
- Okay, well, a player and caddy

550
00:25:00,653 --> 00:25:01,903
are only as good as each other,

551
00:25:01,903 --> 00:25:04,133
and Steve Williams, the Kiwi,

552
00:25:04,133 --> 00:25:06,063
he knew what he was doing.

553
00:25:06,063 --> 00:25:07,173
- So you're a team?

554
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,683
- Yeah, yeah, it can get lonely out there,

555
00:25:09,683 --> 00:25:13,603
you need someone to calm you down

556
00:25:13,603 --> 00:25:14,843
and take your mind off things.

557
00:25:14,843 --> 00:25:16,353
- So you get calmed up out there?

558
00:25:16,353 --> 00:25:17,773
- Sometimes.

559
00:25:17,773 --> 00:25:22,013
- So a caddy is also like
a conscience, perhaps?

560
00:25:22,013 --> 00:25:24,653
- Yeah, a good conscience
on your shoulder.

561
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,033
- Right.

562
00:25:26,033 --> 00:25:27,473
- Left.
- What?

563
00:25:27,473 --> 00:25:30,033
- Which shoulder is
your good conscience on?

564
00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:33,216
- God, I've never thought about it.

565
00:25:36,108 --> 00:25:39,373
The right, right feels right
for my good conscience.

566
00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:40,433
- That's what most people say.

567
00:25:40,433 --> 00:25:41,583
- Really?
- Apparently.

568
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,233
- Then why did you choose the left?

569
00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:44,743
So when I swing through the ball,

570
00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:46,009
I swing to the good thoughts.

571
00:25:46,009 --> 00:25:46,842
- Do you know?

572
00:25:46,842 --> 00:25:47,989
I'm starting to think everything with you

573
00:25:47,989 --> 00:25:48,822
is to do with golf.

574
00:25:48,822 --> 00:25:53,822
- No, maybe, somehow, maybe.

575
00:25:54,413 --> 00:25:56,673
It's easier that way.

576
00:25:56,673 --> 00:25:57,506
- Can I carry your-

577
00:25:57,506 --> 00:25:58,339
- No, no.

578
00:25:58,339 --> 00:26:00,083
(ominous music)

579
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:02,028
Sorry.
- It's fine.

580
00:26:04,536 --> 00:26:07,403
(ominous music)

581
00:26:07,403 --> 00:26:11,458
- He was was my brother.

582
00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:14,693
- Who?

583
00:26:14,693 --> 00:26:17,931
- My caddy, he was my little brother.

584
00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:22,433
Maybe five years isn't long enough.

585
00:26:24,953 --> 00:26:26,383
I'm sorry.

586
00:26:26,383 --> 00:26:29,836
I don't feel comfortable with
anyone else holding my...

587
00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:34,469
It's my burden to carry.

588
00:26:35,663 --> 00:26:38,033
- Well, I like the walking.

589
00:26:38,033 --> 00:26:39,773
It's a good walk.

590
00:26:39,773 --> 00:26:42,140
- Well, Mark Twain said
golf is a good walk spoiled.

591
00:26:42,140 --> 00:26:42,973
(Naomi laughing)

592
00:26:42,973 --> 00:26:44,293
- Well, I'm not playing, see?

593
00:26:44,293 --> 00:26:45,713
- [Steve] Well, maybe that's the trick.

594
00:26:45,713 --> 00:26:47,930
- Well, the key, Mr. Twain,
is to walk alongside someone

595
00:26:47,930 --> 00:26:50,111
who plays well, then you
get the best of both worlds.

596
00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:52,203
(Steve laughing)

597
00:26:52,203 --> 00:26:54,853
- We were trying to qualify
for the Open Championship

598
00:26:56,095 --> 00:26:58,303
A par on the final hole, and we were in.

599
00:26:58,303 --> 00:26:59,136
- That's the amount of shots

600
00:26:59,136 --> 00:27:01,093
you can take on each hole, right?

601
00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:02,743
- Yeah, yeah, the par then,

602
00:27:03,703 --> 00:27:05,563
was like this hole now, a four,

603
00:27:05,563 --> 00:27:07,116
which we never got.

604
00:27:08,573 --> 00:27:10,603
And I haven't hit
another ball until today,

605
00:27:10,603 --> 00:27:13,043
and you interrupted me
in the middle of it.

606
00:27:13,043 --> 00:27:14,593
(Naomi laughing)

607
00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:16,103
- I'm seriously so sorry.

608
00:27:16,103 --> 00:27:17,963
- No, no, it's what I deserve.

609
00:27:17,963 --> 00:27:19,043
- Why?

610
00:27:19,043 --> 00:27:23,636
- I should have listened to
him, I should have agreed.

611
00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:26,243
Maybe he'd still be here.

612
00:27:26,243 --> 00:27:27,153
- You don't really think that.

613
00:27:27,153 --> 00:27:29,920
- He died in my arms, that's what I think,

614
00:27:31,367 --> 00:27:32,642
that's what I know.

615
00:27:35,013 --> 00:27:36,693
A bad shot stays with you,

616
00:27:36,693 --> 00:27:39,233
and haunts you every time
you play the hole again,

617
00:27:39,233 --> 00:27:43,406
it's like events in your
life; places, dates things.

618
00:27:45,563 --> 00:27:48,093
A good shot never leaves
you either, I guess,

619
00:27:48,093 --> 00:27:50,716
so it can work that way as well.

620
00:27:52,232 --> 00:27:54,173
- Well, let's hope for good shots then.

621
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,113
- Yeah, we've hit two so far.

622
00:27:55,113 --> 00:27:55,991
- Yeah, we have.

623
00:27:55,991 --> 00:27:59,242
(Naomi laughing)

624
00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:00,983
So why now?

625
00:28:00,983 --> 00:28:02,833
- Well, I wanna qualify for the Open.

626
00:28:04,003 --> 00:28:05,916
It's the only thing
I've ever wanted to do.

627
00:28:07,401 --> 00:28:09,240
It's the only thing we ever wanted to do.

628
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:10,983
(ominous music)

629
00:28:10,983 --> 00:28:12,083
- It's the wrong club.

630
00:28:14,129 --> 00:28:19,129
(ominous music)
(birds chirping)

631
00:28:23,098 --> 00:28:26,035
(Frank breathing)

632
00:28:26,035 --> 00:28:29,891
You got me on the bag, I'm
gonna give you my opinion.

633
00:28:29,891 --> 00:28:34,891
(ominous music)
(Frank breathing)

634
00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:40,196
- Just give me the six.
(ominous music)

635
00:28:40,196 --> 00:28:45,196
- Fine.
(ominous music)

636
00:28:46,283 --> 00:28:51,283
(Frank breathing)
(ominous music)

637
00:28:52,877 --> 00:28:55,459
(Steve breathing)

638
00:28:55,459 --> 00:28:58,292
(Frank breathing)

639
00:29:07,427 --> 00:29:08,939
(golf clubs clattering)

640
00:29:08,939 --> 00:29:09,772
- Frank?

641
00:29:09,772 --> 00:29:10,605
(Frank coughing)
(ominous music)

642
00:29:10,605 --> 00:29:14,135
Frank, Frank, Frank, what's wrong?

643
00:29:14,135 --> 00:29:15,579
Frank, what's wrong?

644
00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:18,011
Look at me, Frank, come on.

645
00:29:18,011 --> 00:29:20,059
Stay with me, Frank.

646
00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:22,809
(Steve laughing)

647
00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:25,813
- [Steve] It was great.

648
00:29:25,813 --> 00:29:27,473
- [Frank] It was not
great, it was rubbish.

649
00:29:27,473 --> 00:29:30,093
- [Steve] Well, we had to do
it in front of everybody, so...

650
00:29:30,093 --> 00:29:31,053
- Do yours now.

651
00:29:31,053 --> 00:29:33,423
- No.
- Come on.

652
00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:35,043
He usually does it at the drop of a hat.

653
00:29:35,043 --> 00:29:36,183
- Well, everyone had to learn one.

654
00:29:36,183 --> 00:29:37,663
So you do yours.

655
00:29:37,663 --> 00:29:39,063
And that's not true, I don't.

656
00:29:39,063 --> 00:29:40,413
- Yeah, that's pretty true.

657
00:29:41,263 --> 00:29:42,096
- Not true.

658
00:29:42,096 --> 00:29:43,513
- Any public event.

659
00:29:43,513 --> 00:29:45,033
- I'm gonna prove it's
not true by not doing it.

660
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,163
You do yours.

661
00:29:46,163 --> 00:29:46,996
- [Interviewer] Oh, come on.

662
00:29:46,996 --> 00:29:48,361
- You do yours, and then I'll do mine.

663
00:29:48,361 --> 00:29:50,393
- I just said I'm not gonna
do it to prove I don't do it

664
00:29:50,393 --> 00:29:51,226
at the drop of a hat.

665
00:29:51,226 --> 00:29:52,059
- Why should I have to do it then?

666
00:29:52,059 --> 00:29:53,197
- Just set by example.

667
00:29:53,197 --> 00:29:54,578
- [Interviewer] Be the hero.

668
00:29:54,578 --> 00:29:57,058
(soft music)

669
00:29:57,058 --> 00:29:59,796
- Do it, the world is watching.

670
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:01,722
- [Interviewer] Yes, we are.

671
00:30:01,722 --> 00:30:03,333
(soft music)

672
00:30:03,333 --> 00:30:06,063
- The time you won your town the race,

673
00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:07,860
we chaired you through the marketplace.

674
00:30:07,860 --> 00:30:09,173
- Sorry, who did?

675
00:30:09,173 --> 00:30:12,493
- We chaired you through the marketplace.

676
00:30:12,493 --> 00:30:14,993
Man and boy stood cheering by,

677
00:30:14,993 --> 00:30:17,074
and home we brought you, shoulder high.

678
00:30:17,074 --> 00:30:18,593
(soft music)

679
00:30:18,593 --> 00:30:21,333
Today, the road all runners come,

680
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:24,033
shoulder high, we bring you home,

681
00:30:24,033 --> 00:30:26,843
and set you at your threshold down,

682
00:30:26,843 --> 00:30:28,796
townsmen of a stiller town.

683
00:30:30,013 --> 00:30:33,643
Smart lad to slip the times away

684
00:30:33,643 --> 00:30:36,793
from fields where glory does not stay.

685
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:39,493
And early though the laurel grows,

686
00:30:39,493 --> 00:30:41,566
it withers quicker than the rose.

687
00:30:42,983 --> 00:30:45,523
Eyes the shady night has shut

688
00:30:45,523 --> 00:30:47,366
cannot see the record cut,

689
00:30:48,273 --> 00:30:51,553
and silence sounds no worse than cheers

690
00:30:51,553 --> 00:30:53,776
after Earth has stopped the ears.

691
00:30:55,113 --> 00:30:57,713
Now you will not swell the route

692
00:30:57,713 --> 00:31:00,603
of lads that wore that honours out,

693
00:31:00,603 --> 00:31:03,773
runners whom renown outran,

694
00:31:03,773 --> 00:31:06,455
and the name died before the man.

695
00:31:06,455 --> 00:31:07,463
(soft music)

696
00:31:07,463 --> 00:31:10,206
So set before its echoes fade,

697
00:31:11,273 --> 00:31:13,636
the fleet foot on the sill of shade,

698
00:31:14,553 --> 00:31:17,343
and hold to the low lintel up,

699
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:19,606
the still defended challenge cup,

700
00:31:21,043 --> 00:31:23,803
and round that early laureled head

701
00:31:23,803 --> 00:31:27,393
will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,

702
00:31:27,393 --> 00:31:30,563
and find unwithered on its curls

703
00:31:30,563 --> 00:31:32,859
the garland briefer than a girl's.

704
00:31:32,859 --> 00:31:35,276
(soft music)

705
00:32:31,843 --> 00:32:34,076
- I feel like we're waiting
for something to happen.

706
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,883
I don't know that much about golf,

707
00:32:36,883 --> 00:32:38,583
but I know won't move until you hit it.

708
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:40,273
You know it won't move
until you hit it, right?

709
00:32:40,273 --> 00:32:41,173
- We're reading the putt.

710
00:32:41,173 --> 00:32:42,273
- Well, I'm really nothing into this,

711
00:32:42,273 --> 00:32:44,163
apart from a ball sitting
on a patch of grass.

712
00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:45,863
- You know when you're driving, you drive?

713
00:32:45,863 --> 00:32:46,696
- I do.

714
00:32:46,696 --> 00:32:49,233
- There are those signs
with the arrows on them

715
00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:50,923
that indicate when
there's about to be a bend

716
00:32:50,923 --> 00:32:52,136
either to the left or to the right.

717
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,653
- With those, I am familiar.

718
00:32:53,653 --> 00:32:55,513
- And the number of arrows indicates

719
00:32:55,513 --> 00:32:57,363
how strong that bend will be.

720
00:32:57,363 --> 00:32:59,633
- Yeah, they're called chevrons.

721
00:32:59,633 --> 00:33:01,193
- Are they?

722
00:33:01,193 --> 00:33:03,753
- Yeah, those half triangle pointy things,

723
00:33:03,753 --> 00:33:04,953
they're called chevrons.

724
00:33:05,963 --> 00:33:07,063
- Well, there you go.

725
00:33:07,063 --> 00:33:09,523
Well, I'm about to send
this ball on its road,

726
00:33:09,523 --> 00:33:12,283
but there are no signs saying
which way the road bends,

727
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:15,443
no chevrons saying how much or how little,

728
00:33:15,443 --> 00:33:19,673
so I'm figuring out where the
signs would be, like here.

729
00:33:19,673 --> 00:33:22,653
Here it's gonna turn to the
left, but only slightly,

730
00:33:22,653 --> 00:33:25,513
so there'd be a sign here with
a couple of chevrons on it.

731
00:33:25,513 --> 00:33:26,403
- How can you tell?

732
00:33:26,403 --> 00:33:27,353
- Come have a look.

733
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:31,096
- Do you see the lay of the land?

734
00:33:32,333 --> 00:33:34,318
How it curves down to the left?

735
00:33:34,318 --> 00:33:37,333
Well the ball is gonna
roll with that curve

736
00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:39,683
and change the direction
as it moves along.

737
00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:40,833
It's called break.

738
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:43,563
- So like the current of the
ocean pulling it a certain way?

739
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:46,583
- Yeah, yeah, that's a lovely
way of putting it, yeah.

740
00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:48,773
The green is filled with these
little pockets of current,

741
00:33:48,773 --> 00:33:51,743
some big, like a wave a surfer can ride,

742
00:33:51,743 --> 00:33:55,043
and some small, like where
a stone would tumble around.

743
00:33:55,043 --> 00:33:58,413
There are uphill and
downhill waves that affect

744
00:33:58,413 --> 00:33:59,533
how far the ball will roll,

745
00:33:59,533 --> 00:34:01,876
like swimming with the
current or against it.

746
00:34:02,823 --> 00:34:06,453
This green comes alive when
the ball rolls along it,

747
00:34:06,453 --> 00:34:10,713
golf gives a voice to the
plants, and the trees,

748
00:34:10,713 --> 00:34:11,813
and the grass, and the wind.

749
00:34:11,813 --> 00:34:16,303
A good golfer can hear those
voices, but a great golfer,

750
00:34:16,303 --> 00:34:18,246
a great golfer listens.

751
00:34:19,953 --> 00:34:20,903
- So which are you?

752
00:34:21,883 --> 00:34:22,923
- What?

753
00:34:22,923 --> 00:34:23,896
- Great or good?

754
00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:25,796
- What?

755
00:34:25,796 --> 00:34:26,933
- Did you listen to what I?

756
00:34:26,933 --> 00:34:27,903
Very funny.

757
00:34:27,903 --> 00:34:29,510
- [Steve] I just had to
do it, it seemed too easy.

758
00:34:29,510 --> 00:34:30,523
(Naomi laughing)

759
00:34:30,523 --> 00:34:31,583
- So which are you?

760
00:34:31,583 --> 00:34:33,293
- Well, that's for the ball to decide.

761
00:34:33,293 --> 00:34:38,293
The ball has the final word
and the most important one.

762
00:34:39,125 --> 00:34:39,958
- Go on then.

763
00:34:39,958 --> 00:34:40,791
- I shall.

764
00:34:40,791 --> 00:34:43,208
(soft music)

765
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:48,433
(ball rattling)
(Naomi yelping)

766
00:34:48,433 --> 00:34:49,991
- You listened!

767
00:34:49,991 --> 00:34:51,183
- Or I got lucky.

768
00:34:51,183 --> 00:34:53,333
Luck is often the loudest voice.

769
00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:54,166
- Luck is a lady.

770
00:34:54,166 --> 00:34:55,346
- Well, there you go, that
putt went in because of you.

771
00:34:55,346 --> 00:34:56,893
- Are you saying I'm your lucky charm?

772
00:34:56,893 --> 00:34:57,726
- Well, the ball went in.

773
00:34:57,726 --> 00:34:59,193
- And the ball has the final word.

774
00:34:59,193 --> 00:35:00,112
- You can go and get it if you want.

775
00:35:00,112 --> 00:35:00,945
It's there because of you.

776
00:35:00,945 --> 00:35:02,873
- I don't mind if I do.

777
00:35:02,873 --> 00:35:05,663
(Naomi laughing)

778
00:35:05,663 --> 00:35:09,323
So that was three shots on
a par of four, what's that?

779
00:35:09,323 --> 00:35:11,923
- That is one under par, a birdie.

780
00:35:11,923 --> 00:35:13,973
- Oh, I like the sound of that.

781
00:35:13,973 --> 00:35:14,806
- Everybody does.

782
00:35:14,806 --> 00:35:15,803
(Naomi laughing)
(soft music)

783
00:35:15,803 --> 00:35:17,590
- [Announcer] Enthralling
days here on the old course,

784
00:35:17,590 --> 00:35:20,960
and it all began very
early, on Thursday morning.

785
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,972
- [Announcer] It's just
an incredible weekend.

786
00:35:22,972 --> 00:35:24,196
- [Announcer] All the way.

787
00:35:24,196 --> 00:35:25,373
- [Announcer] And that
builds a lot of character.

788
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:26,623
- [Announcer] Looking a little difficult.

789
00:35:26,623 --> 00:35:28,165
- [Announcer] Something
a little bit magical.

790
00:35:28,165 --> 00:35:29,796
Very nice indeed.

791
00:35:29,796 --> 00:35:30,884
A shot to the system.

792
00:35:30,884 --> 00:35:35,277
(crowd cheering)
(soft music)

793
00:35:35,277 --> 00:35:37,405
- [Announcer] No slip ups from
here, he sets a new record.

794
00:35:37,405 --> 00:35:39,843
(soft music)

795
00:35:39,843 --> 00:35:41,249
- Thank you, Ken.
- All right, cheers,

796
00:35:41,249 --> 00:35:42,613
see you later.

797
00:35:42,613 --> 00:35:43,793
- Here we go.

798
00:35:43,793 --> 00:35:44,626
- Thank you.

799
00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:46,063
- Are you sure you don't want ketchup?

800
00:35:46,063 --> 00:35:47,866
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

801
00:35:49,023 --> 00:35:50,283
I was supposed to be in
the middle of a big run,

802
00:35:50,283 --> 00:35:54,193
so munching down on a, no,
on a greasy sausage sandwich

803
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:56,733
with lots of delicious
ketchup don't do it.

804
00:35:56,733 --> 00:35:58,573
No, no, please, no, no, no.

805
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,380
Literally, this is the last thing I need.

806
00:36:01,380 --> 00:36:02,838
- I'm doing it, I'm doing it.

807
00:36:02,838 --> 00:36:04,273
(Naomi laughing)
It's too late.

808
00:36:04,273 --> 00:36:06,057
- Yeah, okay, a little.

809
00:36:06,057 --> 00:36:07,183
- Yeah, you won't regret it.

810
00:36:07,183 --> 00:36:09,343
You won't regret it, I promise.

811
00:36:09,343 --> 00:36:10,213
Here you go.

812
00:36:10,213 --> 00:36:11,289
- Thank you.

813
00:36:11,289 --> 00:36:12,983
(Steve sighing)

814
00:36:12,983 --> 00:36:15,073
I guess any sport you
can eat in the middle of,

815
00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:17,053
arguably, isn't a sport.

816
00:36:17,053 --> 00:36:19,159
- I had an ex-girlfriend who said that.

817
00:36:19,159 --> 00:36:20,793
- She's a woman after my own heart.

818
00:36:20,793 --> 00:36:23,313
- Surely, it makes it more of a sport.

819
00:36:23,313 --> 00:36:25,113
You need to refuel in the middle

820
00:36:25,113 --> 00:36:27,453
because it's so absolutely exhausting.

821
00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:28,286
- Yeah, but you can't eat

822
00:36:28,286 --> 00:36:29,663
in the middle of a football game, can you?

823
00:36:29,663 --> 00:36:31,663
- No, you couldn't, that's a good point.

824
00:36:34,053 --> 00:36:36,243
How straight it flew, how long it flew,

825
00:36:36,243 --> 00:36:38,013
it cleared the ruddy track,

826
00:36:38,013 --> 00:36:39,413
and soaring, disappeared from view

827
00:36:39,413 --> 00:36:40,873
beyond the bunker's back.

828
00:36:40,873 --> 00:36:42,453
The glorious sailing, bounding drive

829
00:36:42,453 --> 00:36:43,823
that made me glad I was alive,

830
00:36:43,823 --> 00:36:45,123
and down the fairway far along,

831
00:36:45,123 --> 00:36:46,783
it glowed a lonely white.

832
00:36:46,783 --> 00:36:48,103
I played an iron sure and strong,

833
00:36:48,103 --> 00:36:49,455
and clipped it out of sight.

834
00:36:49,455 --> 00:36:51,233
And spite of grassy banks between,

835
00:36:51,233 --> 00:36:53,693
I knew I'd find it on
the green, and so I did.

836
00:36:53,693 --> 00:36:56,153
It lay content, two paces from the pin.

837
00:36:56,153 --> 00:37:00,293
A steady putt, and then it
went, oh, most surely in.

838
00:37:00,293 --> 00:37:04,496
The very turf rejoiced to see
that quite unprecedented 3.

839
00:37:06,483 --> 00:37:09,533
Ah, seaweed smells from sandy caves

840
00:37:09,533 --> 00:37:11,243
and time and mist in whiffs,

841
00:37:11,243 --> 00:37:14,373
incoming tide, Atlantic waves,
slapping the sunny cliffs.

842
00:37:14,373 --> 00:37:16,803
Lark song and sea sounds in the air

843
00:37:16,803 --> 00:37:19,666
and splendour, splendour everywhere.

844
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,983
- Wow.

845
00:37:21,983 --> 00:37:22,926
- Golf clap?

846
00:37:22,926 --> 00:37:23,759
- Golf clap.

847
00:37:23,759 --> 00:37:26,303
- Thank you.
(Naomi and Steve clapping)

848
00:37:26,303 --> 00:37:27,393
- Wow.

849
00:37:27,393 --> 00:37:28,499
What was that?

850
00:37:28,499 --> 00:37:30,643
- We had to learn a poem
in school for sixth year.

851
00:37:30,643 --> 00:37:32,413
- And you chose one about golf?

852
00:37:32,413 --> 00:37:33,246
- Obviously.

853
00:37:34,113 --> 00:37:35,963
- Were you good at school?

854
00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:37,393
- I was good at the sport part,

855
00:37:37,393 --> 00:37:39,653
so we always won, and everyone liked me.

856
00:37:39,653 --> 00:37:41,053
- Oh, of course you were.

857
00:37:41,053 --> 00:37:42,615
- Were you good at school?

858
00:37:42,615 --> 00:37:44,253
- At the sport part, no,

859
00:37:44,253 --> 00:37:45,843
but at the academic part, yeah.

860
00:37:45,843 --> 00:37:47,830
- Oh, of course you were.

861
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:50,073
- So, why did you decide to serenade me

862
00:37:50,073 --> 00:37:52,653
with your sixth year poetry again?

863
00:37:52,653 --> 00:37:54,153
- Was it serenading?

864
00:37:54,153 --> 00:37:55,083
- Nearly.

865
00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,227
- Good.

866
00:37:56,227 --> 00:37:59,833
No, I was just demonstrating
to you the wonders of golf,

867
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:02,532
that you couldn't recite that

868
00:38:02,532 --> 00:38:03,793
in the middle of a football game.

869
00:38:03,793 --> 00:38:05,003
- No, not fluidly,

870
00:38:05,003 --> 00:38:07,573
but there'd be some
cursing in there somewhere,

871
00:38:07,573 --> 00:38:09,543
but you could in the
middle of a cricket match.

872
00:38:09,543 --> 00:38:13,653
- Yes, you could, but
you'd have to shout it,

873
00:38:13,653 --> 00:38:14,486
for everyone to hear you.

874
00:38:14,486 --> 00:38:16,313
- You can also eat in the
middle of a cricket match too.

875
00:38:16,313 --> 00:38:17,296
- You can.

876
00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:19,796
- Lunch, tea, drinks.

877
00:38:19,796 --> 00:38:20,840
- Yeah, all the meals.

878
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,433
- It's essentially just a day of eating

879
00:38:23,433 --> 00:38:25,243
with activities built around the courses.

880
00:38:25,243 --> 00:38:27,803
- Yeah.
(Steve laughing)

881
00:38:27,803 --> 00:38:29,513
Yeah, but golf isn't just about the sport,

882
00:38:29,513 --> 00:38:33,763
it's about spending time
with people, intimate time,

883
00:38:33,763 --> 00:38:34,813
out here on all this.

884
00:38:36,303 --> 00:38:37,883
- Are you trying to recruit me?

885
00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:41,473
- No, I'm just expressing to you

886
00:38:41,473 --> 00:38:43,063
what I love and why I love it,

887
00:38:43,063 --> 00:38:46,570
so that you can get to know
me, but I don't have to.

888
00:38:46,570 --> 00:38:49,363
- Tank you, no, I like it, thank you.

889
00:38:49,363 --> 00:38:50,993
- Well, it's my privilege.

890
00:38:50,993 --> 00:38:52,193
Thank you for listening.

891
00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:58,853
What do you love?

892
00:39:00,053 --> 00:39:04,296
- Well, I love grown men chowing
down on sausage sandwiches.

893
00:39:04,296 --> 00:39:06,273
- Oh, sorry.
- And talking to me

894
00:39:06,273 --> 00:39:07,106
with their mouth full.

895
00:39:07,106 --> 00:39:09,083
- Sorry.
- But you are testing my love.

896
00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,280
- I'll look away and eat, I'm so sorry.

897
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,523
- [Naomi] No, I'm joking,

898
00:39:11,523 --> 00:39:15,023
I actually do really enjoy
watching people eat politely

899
00:39:15,023 --> 00:39:16,103
and being fulfilled.

900
00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:17,513
- Well, you should open a restaurant then.

901
00:39:17,513 --> 00:39:19,033
- I've always wanted to.

902
00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:21,263
- Well maybe that's your
new direction, do it.

903
00:39:21,263 --> 00:39:22,623
- Maybe I will.

904
00:39:22,623 --> 00:39:23,873
- What would you call it?

905
00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:27,793
- I don't know.

906
00:39:27,793 --> 00:39:31,545
- How about Naomi's Nibbles?

907
00:39:31,545 --> 00:39:32,936
- Are you joking?
- No.

908
00:39:34,613 --> 00:39:35,523
- That's terrible.

909
00:39:35,523 --> 00:39:37,799
I mean, it kind of sounds porny.

910
00:39:37,799 --> 00:39:38,632
- Porny?

911
00:39:38,632 --> 00:39:40,703
- Yeah, Naomi's Nibbles, no, ew.

912
00:39:40,703 --> 00:39:41,592
- When you say it like that.

913
00:39:41,592 --> 00:39:44,113
- No, I think you should
just stick to the golf, okay?

914
00:39:44,113 --> 00:39:47,006
- Fine.
(Naomi laughing)

915
00:39:49,873 --> 00:39:51,123
You got something on you.

916
00:39:52,193 --> 00:39:53,029
- What?

917
00:39:53,029 --> 00:39:54,086
- Right there.

918
00:39:54,086 --> 00:39:55,503
- Well, what is it?

919
00:39:55,503 --> 00:39:56,343
Where is it?

920
00:39:56,343 --> 00:39:58,553
- It's a bit of ketchup, I think.

921
00:39:58,553 --> 00:39:59,623
It's right here.

922
00:39:59,623 --> 00:40:00,575
- This is why I didn't want ketchup.

923
00:40:00,575 --> 00:40:01,408
Can you just get it?

924
00:40:01,408 --> 00:40:02,696
- What, because you can't eat
properly, you didn't want it?

925
00:40:02,696 --> 00:40:03,529
- Just get it.

926
00:40:03,529 --> 00:40:05,653
Can you just get rid of it, please?

927
00:40:07,203 --> 00:40:08,263
Oh!
- I got it.

928
00:40:08,263 --> 00:40:09,257
No, wait, there's a bit more.

929
00:40:09,257 --> 00:40:10,090
(Naomi laughing)

930
00:40:10,090 --> 00:40:11,105
No, no!

931
00:40:11,105 --> 00:40:11,938
- Is it gone?

932
00:40:11,938 --> 00:40:12,863
- Yeah, it's gone now.

933
00:40:12,863 --> 00:40:13,873
- Okay.
- Okay.

934
00:40:13,873 --> 00:40:17,326
- Thank you, I think I'll
just pick at this instead.

935
00:40:18,383 --> 00:40:19,443
That's embarrassing.

936
00:40:19,443 --> 00:40:20,276
- It's fine.

937
00:40:22,373 --> 00:40:25,796
- I'd probably call it Mandeville.

938
00:40:27,013 --> 00:40:28,313
- Mandeville, what's that?

939
00:40:31,353 --> 00:40:33,806
- It's a town in Jamaica
where my parents are from.

940
00:40:36,503 --> 00:40:41,503
I love running, I love the freedom of it,

941
00:40:41,843 --> 00:40:43,076
and I love sweating.

942
00:40:44,013 --> 00:40:45,563
I love sweating everything out.

943
00:40:46,623 --> 00:40:50,583
Years of working in
air conditioned offices

944
00:40:50,583 --> 00:40:54,266
have made me really appreciate
a good old fashioned sweat,

945
00:40:56,698 --> 00:40:58,048
and I love my independence.

946
00:41:01,263 --> 00:41:05,093
I was adopted, well,
technically, fostered,

947
00:41:05,093 --> 00:41:09,783
so I love being responsible
for all of my own things,

948
00:41:09,783 --> 00:41:12,116
and making my own decisions,

949
00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:16,416
because I didn't really
have a say in my childhood.

950
00:41:20,113 --> 00:41:22,563
My parents died in a car
crash when I was a baby.

951
00:41:24,363 --> 00:41:25,563
I don't really remember,

952
00:41:27,703 --> 00:41:29,813
and I was with the same foster family

953
00:41:29,813 --> 00:41:34,813
until I left university, but
they died recently, last year,

954
00:41:36,903 --> 00:41:41,903
so I'm on my own, and I'm
learning to live on my own,

955
00:41:45,173 --> 00:41:49,843
I'm still learning to live
on my own, and it's hard.

956
00:41:49,843 --> 00:41:51,013
It's getting better.

957
00:41:51,013 --> 00:41:54,043
I mean, initially, I was
completely terrified.

958
00:41:54,043 --> 00:41:55,853
Actually, I remember, my
first night at university,

959
00:41:55,853 --> 00:41:57,683
I didn't realise that

960
00:41:57,683 --> 00:42:00,006
you could literally do
anything you wanted.

961
00:42:00,873 --> 00:42:03,253
You could make as much
noise as you wanted,

962
00:42:03,253 --> 00:42:04,313
go to bed when you wanted.

963
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:08,753
And as much as I love my foster parents,

964
00:42:08,753 --> 00:42:10,843
and I did love them like
they were my real parents,

965
00:42:10,843 --> 00:42:13,723
and they really were my real parents,

966
00:42:13,723 --> 00:42:18,723
but I always felt like an
impostor in their home,

967
00:42:23,773 --> 00:42:25,613
like a perpetual guest.

968
00:42:28,043 --> 00:42:33,043
And so I've always liked
to build my own things

969
00:42:34,793 --> 00:42:39,323
and have my own things, so I'd
probably call it Mandeville,

970
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:41,843
which would be somewhere that
I would have built for myself,

971
00:42:41,843 --> 00:42:44,353
and anyone was welcome.

972
00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:48,756
And when you were in
Mandeville, it was your place.

973
00:42:55,763 --> 00:42:57,013
- Well, it sounds lovely.

974
00:43:00,398 --> 00:43:03,053
- And your dad, he taught
you how to play golf?

975
00:43:03,053 --> 00:43:06,613
- He did, yeah, he taught Frank and I;

976
00:43:06,613 --> 00:43:08,096
that was my brother's name.

977
00:43:09,909 --> 00:43:11,586
But I've only got my mum now.

978
00:43:14,853 --> 00:43:16,243
So what about these sandwiches then?

979
00:43:16,243 --> 00:43:18,586
Would they make the menu at Mandeville?

980
00:43:21,068 --> 00:43:22,196
- I think so.
- Good.

981
00:43:25,253 --> 00:43:29,848
If you're shy, painfully stupidly shy,

982
00:43:29,848 --> 00:43:32,931
this is a really good place to start.

983
00:43:38,187 --> 00:43:39,270
- I see that.

984
00:43:41,790 --> 00:43:42,623
(soft music)

985
00:43:42,623 --> 00:43:43,456
- Do you want some more ketchup now?

986
00:43:43,456 --> 00:43:44,289
- No.

987
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:45,722
(soft music)

988
00:43:45,722 --> 00:43:46,555
- You sure?
- Yeah.

989
00:43:46,555 --> 00:43:47,622
(soft music)

990
00:43:47,622 --> 00:43:48,455
Thank you, though.

991
00:43:48,455 --> 00:43:50,872
(soft music)

992
00:44:45,192 --> 00:44:46,511
- Nice.
(Naomi laughing)

993
00:44:46,511 --> 00:44:47,344
(Steve laughing)

994
00:44:47,344 --> 00:44:49,013
- So where do you live?

995
00:44:49,013 --> 00:44:49,911
- Who am I?

996
00:44:49,911 --> 00:44:51,916
- Yeah, who are you,
and where do you live?

997
00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:54,573
- Well, I live nowhere at the moment.

998
00:44:54,573 --> 00:44:56,528
- Oh, well, that sounds ominous.

999
00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:58,273
Is this when you rush me into the woods

1000
00:44:58,273 --> 00:44:59,106
and try and murder me?

1001
00:44:59,106 --> 00:45:01,111
- Yeah, my master plan has worked.

1002
00:45:01,111 --> 00:45:02,623
(Naomi laughing)

1003
00:45:02,623 --> 00:45:07,323
No, I'm staying at my
mum's for a few days now,

1004
00:45:07,323 --> 00:45:09,426
which is about 10 minutes from here.

1005
00:45:11,053 --> 00:45:16,053
She gets lonely, and I
get, well, she only has me.

1006
00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:19,223
- Where were you before?

1007
00:45:19,223 --> 00:45:22,553
- London, my own place for a few months.

1008
00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:25,466
And then before that, with my ex.

1009
00:45:26,773 --> 00:45:27,723
- So what happened?

1010
00:45:28,663 --> 00:45:33,663
- Well, she had a child, not
mine, previous relationship.

1011
00:45:36,472 --> 00:45:39,573
Well, I guess I was still
a foolish young man.

1012
00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:40,597
- Do you think you still are?

1013
00:45:40,597 --> 00:45:41,847
- I don't know.

1014
00:45:45,326 --> 00:45:46,639
I really hope not.

1015
00:45:50,574 --> 00:45:51,571
When do you go back?

1016
00:45:51,571 --> 00:45:54,103
- I go back tomorrow, yeah.

1017
00:45:54,103 --> 00:45:54,936
- Tomorrow?

1018
00:45:54,936 --> 00:45:55,769
- Yeah.

1019
00:45:55,769 --> 00:45:56,602
- Back to London?

1020
00:45:56,602 --> 00:45:59,003
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, back to the big smoke.

1021
00:45:59,003 --> 00:46:01,743
- I feel bad that I've robbed
you of a final day run,

1022
00:46:01,743 --> 00:46:02,793
a final day sweat.

1023
00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:04,293
- Don't, don't.

1024
00:46:04,293 --> 00:46:06,853
You've given me invaluable
lessons in golf,

1025
00:46:06,853 --> 00:46:08,883
and a sausage sandwich, so thank you.

1026
00:46:08,883 --> 00:46:11,183
- It's my pleasure.

1027
00:46:11,183 --> 00:46:14,653
If ever you want some magical
fresh country air again,

1028
00:46:14,653 --> 00:46:15,486
you know where it is.

1029
00:46:15,486 --> 00:46:17,396
- Yeah, for sure.

1030
00:46:17,396 --> 00:46:21,213
I'll think about it,
it's been really helpful.

1031
00:46:21,213 --> 00:46:22,046
- I'm glad.

1032
00:46:23,673 --> 00:46:24,923
Will you stay in finance?

1033
00:46:27,093 --> 00:46:31,823
- I dunno, maybe I wasn't very happy.

1034
00:46:31,823 --> 00:46:33,336
Maybe I should play another round of golf

1035
00:46:33,336 --> 00:46:34,713
and have a think.

1036
00:46:34,713 --> 00:46:36,273
- But you're not playing, remember?

1037
00:46:36,273 --> 00:46:39,303
- Ah, yes, and that's probably
why I've had a good time.

1038
00:46:39,303 --> 00:46:42,636
- Well, you know where it is.

1039
00:46:44,493 --> 00:46:46,353
- Yeah, yeah.

1040
00:46:46,353 --> 00:46:51,353
And, if and when you come
back to London, you should.

1041
00:46:54,663 --> 00:46:56,916
- Yeah, I will definitely, I will, yeah.

1042
00:46:57,863 --> 00:47:02,863
- Great, I don't have my phone on me, so.

1043
00:47:02,888 --> 00:47:05,293
- I've got one.

1044
00:47:05,293 --> 00:47:06,476
- Oh.
- Here you go.

1045
00:47:08,683 --> 00:47:13,140
Just put your number in as Naomi golf.

1046
00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:14,303
- How'd you know my last name?

1047
00:47:14,303 --> 00:47:15,136
- Really?

1048
00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:17,873
- No, no, I was joking.

1049
00:47:17,873 --> 00:47:19,593
Bad joke, but I was joking.

1050
00:47:19,593 --> 00:47:20,603
- Oh, you got me.

1051
00:47:20,603 --> 00:47:23,416
- It's not, but-
- I won't lose you.

1052
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:30,121
Like that, under that
name, I won't lose you.

1053
00:47:34,363 --> 00:47:39,156
- Good, we wouldn't want you losing me.

1054
00:47:41,743 --> 00:47:42,576
- Thank you.

1055
00:47:45,173 --> 00:47:46,993
- So, I'll be seeing you.

1056
00:47:46,993 --> 00:47:49,566
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1057
00:47:51,303 --> 00:47:52,986
- Bye.
- Bye.

1058
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,857
(soft music)

1059
00:48:00,857 --> 00:48:04,074
♪ If I could find my way to you ♪

1060
00:48:04,074 --> 00:48:06,907
♪ I would be home ♪

1061
00:48:11,159 --> 00:48:13,032
(Naomi laughing)

1062
00:48:13,032 --> 00:48:16,365
♪ My memories are black and blue ♪

1063
00:48:16,365 --> 00:48:21,365
♪ Since you've been gone ♪

1064
00:48:22,085 --> 00:48:27,085
♪ I've been wasting days chasing
away the thought of you ♪

1065
00:48:34,318 --> 00:48:39,318
♪ I've been tracing back my
pain and it all leads to you ♪

1066
00:48:46,559 --> 00:48:51,559
♪ I wonder why every second
day I find new ways to lose ♪

1067
00:48:55,507 --> 00:48:57,667
♪ When I'm without you ♪

1068
00:48:57,667 --> 00:49:00,834
♪ Without you, oh, oh ♪

1069
00:49:10,505 --> 00:49:11,338
(golf club swinging)

1070
00:49:11,338 --> 00:49:15,255
♪ When I'm without you, oh, oh ♪

1071
00:49:22,873 --> 00:49:25,943
♪ I take my time and care ♪

1072
00:49:25,943 --> 00:49:29,469
♪ With every single thing I do ♪

1073
00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:34,469
♪ Apart from love ♪

1074
00:49:35,202 --> 00:49:38,160
♪ And now I feel so lost ♪

1075
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:41,563
♪ Without that crowning jewel that's you ♪

1076
00:49:41,563 --> 00:49:46,563
♪ Guess I played wrong ♪

1077
00:49:47,225 --> 00:49:52,225
♪ I've been wasting days chasing
away the thought of you ♪

1078
00:49:59,439 --> 00:50:04,439
♪ I've been tracing back my
pain and it all leads to you ♪

1079
00:50:11,625 --> 00:50:16,007
♪ I wonder why every second day ♪

1080
00:50:16,007 --> 00:50:20,687
♪ I find new ways to lose ♪

1081
00:50:20,687 --> 00:50:23,529
♪ When I'm without you ♪

1082
00:50:23,529 --> 00:50:26,696
♪ Without you, oh, oh ♪

1083
00:50:34,468 --> 00:50:35,701
(golf club swinging)

1084
00:50:35,701 --> 00:50:39,618
♪ When I'm without you, oh, oh ♪

1085
00:50:47,938 --> 00:50:50,457
♪ When I'm without you ♪

1086
00:50:50,457 --> 00:50:53,942
(birds chirping)

1087
00:50:53,942 --> 00:50:55,609
- Steve, hi!
- Naomi?

1088
00:50:56,983 --> 00:50:58,056
- Oh God, are you peeing?
- Yeah.

1089
00:50:58,056 --> 00:51:00,883
- Oh, sorry.
- Just give me a second,

1090
00:51:00,883 --> 00:51:02,443
sorry.

1091
00:51:02,443 --> 00:51:03,526
- Hi.
- Hi.

1092
00:51:04,493 --> 00:51:06,636
- Hold on.
- Sorry, oh God.

1093
00:51:07,673 --> 00:51:09,753
- Sorry, there's no toilet.
- No, it's fine.

1094
00:51:09,753 --> 00:51:11,443
- [Steve] Round here I have to,

1095
00:51:11,443 --> 00:51:12,783
I didn't see anybody who was around.

1096
00:51:12,783 --> 00:51:15,673
- [Naomi] Oh no, it's fine, I saw nothing.

1097
00:51:15,673 --> 00:51:16,506
- [Steve] Oh.

1098
00:51:16,506 --> 00:51:18,063
- [Naomi] Not that I, I'm
sure there's something to see,

1099
00:51:18,063 --> 00:51:21,122
but I wasn't looking, so
I didn't see anything.

1100
00:51:21,122 --> 00:51:24,453
- Hi, there's no, I haven't washed.

1101
00:51:24,453 --> 00:51:26,383
Here, hi, I like your dress.

1102
00:51:26,383 --> 00:51:27,266
- Oh, thank you.

1103
00:51:29,043 --> 00:51:30,096
- Hi.
- Hi.

1104
00:51:31,283 --> 00:51:32,116
- Well, should we walk?

1105
00:51:32,116 --> 00:51:33,083
- Yeah, yeah.

1106
00:51:33,083 --> 00:51:34,737
Well, as long as you don't
play and ruin it for yourself.

1107
00:51:34,737 --> 00:51:36,293
- Oh no, no, I'm not playing.

1108
00:51:36,293 --> 00:51:37,126
- You go ahead.

1109
00:51:37,126 --> 00:51:37,959
- Thank you.

1110
00:51:37,959 --> 00:51:38,973
- I thought-

1111
00:51:38,973 --> 00:51:40,325
- Oh.
- You go.

1112
00:51:40,325 --> 00:51:41,158
- Are you sure?

1113
00:51:41,158 --> 00:51:42,163
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1114
00:51:42,163 --> 00:51:46,153
- Okay, well, I've got you something.

1115
00:51:46,153 --> 00:51:46,986
- Oh, wow.

1116
00:51:46,986 --> 00:51:49,108
- Yeah, I went to the local golf shop.

1117
00:51:49,108 --> 00:51:50,643
It's pre-owned, but they told me

1118
00:51:50,643 --> 00:51:55,303
it's one of the best ones
they do, so here you go.

1119
00:51:55,303 --> 00:51:57,003
- Oh wow.
- Yeah!

1120
00:51:57,003 --> 00:51:58,963
- Thank you.
- So you don't have to worry

1121
00:51:58,963 --> 00:52:00,943
about the books, or worry
about the numbers anymore.

1122
00:52:00,943 --> 00:52:02,633
You just point that at
the flag and zap it,

1123
00:52:02,633 --> 00:52:04,680
and the laser hits off it,

1124
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:06,705
and it tells you how far away it is.

1125
00:52:06,705 --> 00:52:07,538
- Yeah.

1126
00:52:07,538 --> 00:52:08,686
- In yards, in your golf yards.

1127
00:52:11,393 --> 00:52:12,226
You don't like it?

1128
00:52:12,226 --> 00:52:14,863
- No, no, no, I like it,
I love it, thank you.

1129
00:52:14,863 --> 00:52:15,696
- You have one already, don't you?

1130
00:52:15,696 --> 00:52:16,783
- No, I don't have one.

1131
00:52:16,783 --> 00:52:17,963
- Are you sure you don't?

1132
00:52:17,963 --> 00:52:18,796
- I don't.

1133
00:52:18,796 --> 00:52:19,629
- Well, then this is great.

1134
00:52:19,629 --> 00:52:20,462
I mean, it's easy, it's super quick.

1135
00:52:20,462 --> 00:52:21,520
It just (Naomi buzzing).

1136
00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:26,611
- Well, I can't accept it.

1137
00:52:30,023 --> 00:52:31,454
- Oh, but, why?

1138
00:52:31,454 --> 00:52:32,663
I bought it for you,
I want you to have it.

1139
00:52:32,663 --> 00:52:34,233
- No, it's not that.

1140
00:52:34,233 --> 00:52:37,383
- Because I actually can't return it,

1141
00:52:37,383 --> 00:52:38,443
'cause I've been pointing at things

1142
00:52:38,443 --> 00:52:40,893
when I walked up here, and
it's really, really good,

1143
00:52:40,893 --> 00:52:41,726
by the way, it's amazing.

1144
00:52:41,726 --> 00:52:44,046
I was testing its accuracy
and I was really impressed.

1145
00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:49,436
- No, it's they're not allowed.

1146
00:52:52,023 --> 00:52:53,483
- Where?

1147
00:52:53,483 --> 00:52:54,316
- At the Open.

1148
00:52:55,463 --> 00:52:56,373
- Why?

1149
00:52:56,373 --> 00:52:58,579
- Well, they are in the practice rounds,

1150
00:52:58,579 --> 00:53:02,306
but in the actual tournament,
you can't use them,

1151
00:53:02,306 --> 00:53:05,723
they're not allowed, and I
need to work on my numbers,

1152
00:53:05,723 --> 00:53:08,143
as you're aware, so if I
accept this and use it,

1153
00:53:08,143 --> 00:53:10,070
I'll get lazy, and then,
come the tournament,

1154
00:53:10,070 --> 00:53:11,693
I'll be a mess.

1155
00:53:11,693 --> 00:53:13,303
I'll be all over, more all over the place,

1156
00:53:13,303 --> 00:53:16,556
so I really need to work on my numbers.

1157
00:53:18,733 --> 00:53:21,733
- Well, maths is about a lot
of hard work and repetition,

1158
00:53:21,733 --> 00:53:22,566
so you'll get better.

1159
00:53:22,566 --> 00:53:24,266
- Yeah, the professional game is,

1160
00:53:25,603 --> 00:53:28,973
it's about the numbers, and
it's part of the challenge,

1161
00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:32,213
and the skill, so, but thank you.

1162
00:53:32,213 --> 00:53:34,053
It's really sweet, thank you.

1163
00:53:34,053 --> 00:53:36,663
- No, it's my pleasure.

1164
00:53:36,663 --> 00:53:37,496
Okay.

1165
00:53:39,323 --> 00:53:40,733
- I thought you'd gone.

1166
00:53:40,733 --> 00:53:44,716
- Yeah, I had, I went
to the golf shop, and.

1167
00:53:48,343 --> 00:53:49,413
- Yeah.

1168
00:53:49,413 --> 00:53:52,751
- Well, I thought of you, so.

1169
00:53:52,751 --> 00:53:57,751
- It's my brother.
(ominous music)

1170
00:53:58,993 --> 00:53:59,826
- What?

1171
00:53:59,826 --> 00:54:00,753
- I'm sorry, I'm a mess.

1172
00:54:00,753 --> 00:54:01,643
- What is it?

1173
00:54:01,643 --> 00:54:02,476
- Everything-

1174
00:54:02,476 --> 00:54:03,309
- Steve?

1175
00:54:03,309 --> 00:54:04,543
- Is something, I'm sorry.

1176
00:54:04,543 --> 00:54:05,376
- What is it?

1177
00:54:06,693 --> 00:54:11,463
- He used to work the books
with me and do my numbers.

1178
00:54:11,463 --> 00:54:16,463
So, now every time I make
a mistake or get confused,

1179
00:54:16,883 --> 00:54:19,243
I feel-

1180
00:54:19,243 --> 00:54:20,203
- Yeah.

1181
00:54:20,203 --> 00:54:22,823
- I feel like he's with
me, and I hear his voice,

1182
00:54:22,823 --> 00:54:27,823
and he's the good conscience
on my left shoulder.

1183
00:54:31,856 --> 00:54:35,923
- Well, I get it, and I'm really sorry,

1184
00:54:35,923 --> 00:54:39,011
but I'll just take it back,
I'm sure they'll understand.

1185
00:54:39,011 --> 00:54:43,546
- No, I can think of a way
we can use it, if you like?

1186
00:54:44,723 --> 00:54:45,556
- Are you sure?

1187
00:54:45,556 --> 00:54:46,410
- Yeah, are you in a rush?

1188
00:54:46,410 --> 00:54:49,803
- No, no, no, I've got some time.

1189
00:54:49,803 --> 00:54:52,003
- Okay, great, let's go.

1190
00:54:52,003 --> 00:54:53,433
- Okay.
- Come on.

1191
00:54:53,433 --> 00:54:54,266
- Okay.

1192
00:54:54,266 --> 00:54:55,723
- I wouldn't be here if I didn't think

1193
00:54:55,723 --> 00:54:57,596
he was mentally strong enough.

1194
00:54:57,596 --> 00:54:59,759
It'd be a waste of my time.

1195
00:55:05,773 --> 00:55:08,576
Golf can be hard, it can be brutal.

1196
00:55:11,663 --> 00:55:14,236
I mean, sometimes it's
easy, very, very rarely.

1197
00:55:15,273 --> 00:55:19,853
Most of the time, it humbles you.

1198
00:55:19,853 --> 00:55:23,653
It's a game of millimetres.
(crowd cheering)

1199
00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:26,753
A fraction in either direction

1200
00:55:26,753 --> 00:55:30,843
can be the difference
between fairway or rough,

1201
00:55:30,843 --> 00:55:35,793
water or land, winning or losing.

1202
00:55:35,793 --> 00:55:39,326
The ball launches at more
than 180 miles per hour,

1203
00:55:40,593 --> 00:55:44,733
and that speed is generated
entirely by the body.

1204
00:55:44,733 --> 00:55:48,333
There's no engine, no gas, nothing.

1205
00:55:48,333 --> 00:55:53,333
So when your body is generating that,

1206
00:55:54,703 --> 00:55:59,703
your mind needs to stay
calm and in control.

1207
00:56:00,553 --> 00:56:03,863
So there has to be a harmony

1208
00:56:03,863 --> 00:56:08,726
between body and mind
always, it's essential.

1209
00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:14,583
And with Steve, sometimes
the pressure of the occasion

1210
00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:19,583
can get to him, and he loses that harmony,

1211
00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:32,303
and he can make the wrong decision

1212
00:56:32,303 --> 00:56:34,443
in the heat of the moment,
and then he's gone,

1213
00:56:34,443 --> 00:56:36,343
and it's, that's it, that's game over.

1214
00:56:38,153 --> 00:56:40,656
That's a 180 miles per hour
in the wrong direction.

1215
00:56:40,656 --> 00:56:43,406
(birds chirping)

1216
00:56:45,676 --> 00:56:50,333
- 142?
- 144.

1217
00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:51,166
- Really?

1218
00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:52,683
- How did you get that?

1219
00:56:52,683 --> 00:56:55,643
- Well, the distance from here is 128,

1220
00:56:55,643 --> 00:56:58,653
and then from the front of
the green to the flag is 16,

1221
00:56:58,653 --> 00:57:01,696
so 128 plus 16 is-
- 144.

1222
00:57:04,233 --> 00:57:05,323
I mean, does it really matter?

1223
00:57:05,323 --> 00:57:06,553
Two yards off isn't that bad.

1224
00:57:06,553 --> 00:57:08,293
- If I'm playing in a
friendly game, it isn't,

1225
00:57:08,293 --> 00:57:09,693
but if I'm gonna qualify for the Open,

1226
00:57:09,693 --> 00:57:10,943
then yeah, details.

1227
00:57:10,943 --> 00:57:11,776
Tiger Woods will be there.

1228
00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,433
- Well, if he's there,
that changes everything.

1229
00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:14,583
- Yeah, it really does.

1230
00:57:15,423 --> 00:57:17,343
- So what happens in your
head when you're adding up?

1231
00:57:17,343 --> 00:57:21,303
- Well, I start to panic,
and then I lose my focus,

1232
00:57:21,303 --> 00:57:22,413
and I start rushing.

1233
00:57:22,413 --> 00:57:23,623
- Would you rush your swing?

1234
00:57:23,623 --> 00:57:24,503
- No, never.

1235
00:57:24,503 --> 00:57:25,543
- Then why do you rush the numbers?

1236
00:57:25,543 --> 00:57:27,763
- Because I'm not confident
with them, and it annoys me,

1237
00:57:27,763 --> 00:57:29,123
and I don't wanna be slow.

1238
00:57:29,123 --> 00:57:30,583
Slow play is a killer.

1239
00:57:30,583 --> 00:57:32,093
- Okay, so slow play is when someone takes

1240
00:57:32,093 --> 00:57:33,403
a really long time to take their shot?

1241
00:57:33,403 --> 00:57:35,863
- Yes, it's the absolute
worst, it's killing the game.

1242
00:57:35,863 --> 00:57:36,900
Nobody should play slow ever.

1243
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:38,073
- And that really worries you?

1244
00:57:38,073 --> 00:57:40,236
- Well, it's like being
behind a slow driver.

1245
00:57:41,243 --> 00:57:42,253
- Okay, yeah, no, I see that.

1246
00:57:42,253 --> 00:57:43,086
- Yeah, now you get it.

1247
00:57:43,086 --> 00:57:46,466
- [Naomi] Horrific. So when's qualifying?

1248
00:57:48,413 --> 00:57:51,816
- There are two stages, the
first is in a fortnight,

1249
00:57:52,883 --> 00:57:53,716
and then if I get through-

1250
00:57:53,716 --> 00:57:54,549
- When you get through.

1251
00:57:54,549 --> 00:57:56,713
- [Steve] Sorry, yes, when I get through,

1252
00:57:56,713 --> 00:57:58,983
the second stage is a week after that.

1253
00:57:58,983 --> 00:58:00,753
- And the Open itself?

1254
00:58:00,753 --> 00:58:03,586
- Three weeks again, so end of July.

1255
00:58:05,473 --> 00:58:06,523
- I'll caddy for you.

1256
00:58:08,213 --> 00:58:09,046
- What?

1257
00:58:09,046 --> 00:58:11,973
- I'll still be on my
journey of finding direction,

1258
00:58:11,973 --> 00:58:13,473
it'll be a nice little detour.

1259
00:58:17,483 --> 00:58:18,316
- You're serious?

1260
00:58:18,316 --> 00:58:20,833
- Yes, I'm serious.

1261
00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:23,923
I'll do the books, the
numbers, you take the shots,

1262
00:58:23,923 --> 00:58:26,416
we're a proper team; player and caddy.

1263
00:58:27,733 --> 00:58:30,233
- Well, there's no money in it.

1264
00:58:30,233 --> 00:58:31,093
I'm playing as an amateur,

1265
00:58:31,093 --> 00:58:33,403
so don't expect to become
the highest paid sportsperson

1266
00:58:33,403 --> 00:58:34,285
in New Zealand or anything.

1267
00:58:34,285 --> 00:58:36,313
- We'll have to play a
lot for that to happen.

1268
00:58:36,313 --> 00:58:37,146
- I'd have to win for that to happen.

1269
00:58:37,146 --> 00:58:38,513
- We'd have to win.
- We'd have to win

1270
00:58:38,513 --> 00:58:40,113
for that to happen, all the time.

1271
00:58:40,113 --> 00:58:41,283
- Yes, and I'm not from New Zealand, so.

1272
00:58:41,283 --> 00:58:42,980
- Well, that's a minor detail.

1273
00:58:42,980 --> 00:58:47,980
(Naomi laughing)
(Steve laughing)

1274
00:58:51,413 --> 00:58:54,283
- Well, I don't need the money, actually.

1275
00:58:54,283 --> 00:58:58,333
I worked really hard, and even
though what happened to me

1276
00:58:58,333 --> 00:59:00,863
was the most demoralising
experience of my life,

1277
00:59:00,863 --> 00:59:02,126
the pay was great.

1278
00:59:03,293 --> 00:59:07,436
So, I'm ready to move on,

1279
00:59:08,493 --> 00:59:11,416
and to keep looking forward
to overcome everything,

1280
00:59:11,416 --> 00:59:13,006
like you have with Frank,

1281
00:59:14,393 --> 00:59:15,463
because he was a part of you, right?

1282
00:59:15,463 --> 00:59:16,713
He was in your heart.

1283
00:59:16,713 --> 00:59:17,966
- Yeah, of course.

1284
00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:21,953
- And a little bit of
you died when he did.

1285
00:59:21,953 --> 00:59:23,103
- Still does every day.

1286
00:59:24,163 --> 00:59:25,263
- It's not your fault.

1287
00:59:27,113 --> 00:59:28,913
Your brother dying isn't your fault.

1288
00:59:30,823 --> 00:59:32,273
You have to forgive yourself.

1289
00:59:36,403 --> 00:59:40,553
- And here I am, on a golf
course, happy and calm,

1290
00:59:40,553 --> 00:59:43,433
which means I really
must be happy and calm.

1291
00:59:43,433 --> 00:59:44,653
- Everyone's got their story.

1292
00:59:44,653 --> 00:59:47,553
A golf course is a blank book
with your name on the cover.

1293
00:59:50,173 --> 00:59:51,553
- So what will you do for money?

1294
00:59:51,553 --> 00:59:53,340
- Well, I have enough to see
me through until the Open,

1295
00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:55,666
and then if I finish well-
- When we-

1296
00:59:57,023 --> 01:00:01,683
- When we finish well,
I'll turn professional.

1297
01:00:01,683 --> 01:00:03,153
- God, so that'll be your job,

1298
01:00:03,153 --> 01:00:05,133
you'll be a proper professional golfer?

1299
01:00:05,133 --> 01:00:05,966
- Yeah.

1300
01:00:05,966 --> 01:00:07,903
(Naomi laughing)

1301
01:00:07,903 --> 01:00:08,736
- You're gonna have to start showing me

1302
01:00:08,736 --> 01:00:09,813
all the landmarks and everything,

1303
01:00:09,813 --> 01:00:10,933
'cause I'm starting to feel the pressure.

1304
01:00:10,933 --> 01:00:11,923
- Well, that's the easy part.

1305
01:00:11,923 --> 01:00:13,103
It's just like reading a map.

1306
01:00:13,103 --> 01:00:13,936
- Oh, good, I love reading maps.

1307
01:00:13,936 --> 01:00:15,242
- Yeah, it's nice to
know where you're going.

1308
01:00:15,242 --> 01:00:17,409
- Know where you're going.

1309
01:00:18,453 --> 01:00:19,553
- Yeah, for the journey that you're on,

1310
01:00:19,553 --> 01:00:22,496
that's your life.
- That's your life, yeah.

1311
01:00:25,693 --> 01:00:26,993
- So what's the hard part?

1312
01:00:29,093 --> 01:00:30,573
- Well, reading me.

1313
01:00:30,573 --> 01:00:32,123
- No, walk in the park.

1314
01:00:32,123 --> 01:00:32,956
- Uh oh.

1315
01:00:32,956 --> 01:00:35,333
(Steve laughing)
(Naomi laughing)

1316
01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:36,493
- Can I try the bag?

1317
01:00:36,493 --> 01:00:37,710
- What?

1318
01:00:37,710 --> 01:00:39,243
- Well I can't be the
only caddy at the Open

1319
01:00:39,243 --> 01:00:41,203
not carrying their player's bag.

1320
01:00:41,203 --> 01:00:42,483
- I didn't think this through, did I?

1321
01:00:42,483 --> 01:00:43,716
- Mm-hmm, here.

1322
01:00:49,078 --> 01:00:50,823
I think your dad would be really happy

1323
01:00:50,823 --> 01:00:53,019
knowing someone who cares
for you is your new caddy.

1324
01:00:53,019 --> 01:00:55,573
(ominous music)

1325
01:00:55,573 --> 01:00:56,423
- Yeah, he would.

1326
01:00:58,686 --> 01:00:59,643
(ominous music)

1327
01:00:59,643 --> 01:01:03,146
He'd love that, and so would Frank.

1328
01:01:04,833 --> 01:01:07,421
(ominous music)

1329
01:01:07,421 --> 01:01:12,421
(golf clubs rattling)
(ominous music)

1330
01:01:16,230 --> 01:01:17,480
And so would I.

1331
01:01:19,203 --> 01:01:20,423
It's heavy.

1332
01:01:20,423 --> 01:01:21,637
- You know I've got the guns.

1333
01:01:21,637 --> 01:01:25,213
(Steve laughing)

1334
01:01:25,213 --> 01:01:26,543
- You got it?
- Yeah.

1335
01:01:26,543 --> 01:01:27,943
- Okay, it's all you now.

1336
01:01:27,943 --> 01:01:29,403
- Oh God, it is heavy.

1337
01:01:29,403 --> 01:01:30,236
- I told you.

1338
01:01:30,236 --> 01:01:31,533
- Yeah, but I like it.

1339
01:01:31,533 --> 01:01:32,986
- Okay, well, it looks good.

1340
01:01:32,986 --> 01:01:34,073
- Do you think so?
- Yeah.

1341
01:01:34,073 --> 01:01:35,593
- Does it suit me?
- Yeah.

1342
01:01:35,593 --> 01:01:36,463
Well, not when you do that,

1343
01:01:36,463 --> 01:01:38,263
but when you just hold it normally.

1344
01:01:38,263 --> 01:01:39,758
Yeah, when you just be yourself.

1345
01:01:39,758 --> 01:01:42,398
(ominous music)

1346
01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:44,706
Yeah, like that,

1347
01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:45,539
That's good.

1348
01:01:45,539 --> 01:01:46,701
- Thank you.

1349
01:01:46,701 --> 01:01:49,368
(ominous music)

1350
01:01:52,655 --> 01:01:53,905
You better hit your shot.

1351
01:01:55,743 --> 01:02:00,673
- Right, 144.
(ominous music)

1352
01:02:00,673 --> 01:02:03,680
- Which means I think
you're good for, oh, a nine.

1353
01:02:05,299 --> 01:02:06,132
- Perfect.

1354
01:02:06,132 --> 01:02:07,200
- Good luck.
- Thank you.

1355
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:09,855
(ominous music)

1356
01:02:09,855 --> 01:02:14,855
(golf club swinging)
(ominous music)

1357
01:02:19,104 --> 01:02:21,029
(golf club swinging)

1358
01:02:21,029 --> 01:02:22,453
That looks good.

1359
01:02:22,453 --> 01:02:24,284
- Oh my God, Steve, Steve!

1360
01:02:24,284 --> 01:02:26,115
- I think it might go in!

1361
01:02:26,115 --> 01:02:26,948
Did that go in?

1362
01:02:26,948 --> 01:02:27,781
- Yes!

1363
01:02:27,781 --> 01:02:28,755
- It went in?
- Oh my God!

1364
01:02:28,755 --> 01:02:30,738
(Steve laughing)
Yes!

1365
01:02:30,738 --> 01:02:33,305
(Naomi laughing)
- Yes!

1366
01:02:33,305 --> 01:02:34,602
- Oh my God!

1367
01:02:34,602 --> 01:02:36,067
You did it!

1368
01:02:36,067 --> 01:02:38,478
- We did it.
- We did it!

1369
01:02:38,478 --> 01:02:39,311
We did it.

1370
01:02:40,809 --> 01:02:45,809
- Because of the love
that exists between us,

1371
01:02:46,353 --> 01:02:49,403
I can keep the harmony.

1372
01:02:49,403 --> 01:02:53,303
I can read him, because I
love him and know him so well,

1373
01:02:53,303 --> 01:02:56,773
and he trusts me because he loves me.

1374
01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,733
He needs that love to succeed.

1375
01:02:58,733 --> 01:03:01,213
I guess I do too; we both do.

1376
01:03:01,213 --> 01:03:02,743
It's our extra club in the bag,

1377
01:03:02,743 --> 01:03:04,043
it's what sets us apart.

1378
01:03:04,043 --> 01:03:06,823
It's the reason that I
know that we'll qualify.

1379
01:03:06,823 --> 01:03:11,823
What is it they say, what's that phrase?

1380
01:03:12,693 --> 01:03:14,937
Love is the answer.

1381
01:03:14,937 --> 01:03:16,106
- [Interviewer] Yeah,
that's the one, yeah.

1382
01:03:17,943 --> 01:03:20,033
- Well, in our case,

1383
01:03:20,033 --> 01:03:23,833
the question is how'd
you qualify for the Open?

1384
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:24,786
Is that good?

1385
01:03:26,373 --> 01:03:28,553
- [Interviewer] Yes, just one more.

1386
01:03:28,553 --> 01:03:31,896
When you do qualify-
- Mm-hmm?

1387
01:03:33,423 --> 01:03:35,296
- [Interviewer] What then?

1388
01:03:35,296 --> 01:03:40,296
(ominous music)
(rain splattering)

1389
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:01,394
- It's 175 to the front,
(ominous music)

1390
01:04:01,394 --> 01:04:05,453
and the pin is eight yards on.
(ominous music)

1391
01:04:05,453 --> 01:04:09,376
- 183?
- Yeah.

1392
01:04:11,023 --> 01:04:16,023
- A six iron.
- No, no, it's a five.

1393
01:04:16,523 --> 01:04:17,356
- It's a six.

1394
01:04:17,356 --> 01:04:18,203
- No!
- Steve!

1395
01:04:18,203 --> 01:04:19,036
- No!
- It was a six iron then,

1396
01:04:19,036 --> 01:04:21,243
and it's a six iron now.

1397
01:04:21,243 --> 01:04:22,812
- I can't do it.

1398
01:04:22,812 --> 01:04:23,645
- You can.

1399
01:04:25,923 --> 01:04:27,056
You can do it, Steve.

1400
01:04:29,993 --> 01:04:32,916
A six iron onto the green, two putts,

1401
01:04:34,675 --> 01:04:36,337
and we're going to the Open.

1402
01:04:36,337 --> 01:04:41,337
(ominous music)
(rain splattering)

1403
01:04:56,036 --> 01:04:59,536
(Steve and Naomi kissing)

1404
01:05:03,145 --> 01:05:06,228
(golf club swinging)

1405
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,733
- Our lives will change.

1406
01:05:09,733 --> 01:05:14,116
We were born to compete
in the Open together,

1407
01:05:15,353 --> 01:05:20,043
so when we do, there's no
looking back, only forward.

1408
01:05:20,043 --> 01:05:22,013
As soon as we qualify, from that moment,

1409
01:05:22,013 --> 01:05:25,323
it's just the future.

1410
01:05:25,323 --> 01:05:30,314
And the future is, well,
it's kind of strange

1411
01:05:41,533 --> 01:05:46,533
to be talking about, because we've worked

1412
01:05:46,763 --> 01:05:50,416
practically our entire
lives for this moment,

1413
01:05:53,443 --> 01:05:58,443
it all comes down to this, and
(Steve breathing)

1414
01:05:58,753 --> 01:05:59,586
we're ready.

1415
01:06:10,568 --> 01:06:15,568
(golf club swinging)
(ominous music)

1416
01:06:16,437 --> 01:06:19,187
(crowd clapping)

1417
01:06:21,693 --> 01:06:25,745
We used to do impressions of
him as kids, you remember?

1418
01:06:25,745 --> 01:06:26,836
- Yeah.

1419
01:06:28,533 --> 01:06:30,033
- So, he kind of stands there,

1420
01:06:32,313 --> 01:06:33,563
he's always so relaxed, isn't he?

1421
01:06:33,563 --> 01:06:34,396
- Yeah.

1422
01:06:34,396 --> 01:06:35,229
- And under his little umbrella,

1423
01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:37,307
and he looks down at the start sheet,

1424
01:06:37,307 --> 01:06:40,513
and along his nose and he
brings the mic up to his mouth,

1425
01:06:40,513 --> 01:06:45,513
and he's like, this is game number 32.

1426
01:06:45,625 --> 01:06:48,395
On the team from Spain, Sergio Garcia.

1427
01:06:48,395 --> 01:06:49,413
(Steve and Frank laughing)

1428
01:06:49,413 --> 01:06:51,031
- It's good, isn't it?
- Yes, very.

1429
01:06:51,031 --> 01:06:52,698
- Here, I'll do one.

1430
01:06:54,766 --> 01:06:57,673
This is game number 45.

1431
01:06:57,673 --> 01:07:00,289
On the team from USA, Tiger Woods.

1432
01:07:00,289 --> 01:07:03,016
(Steve and Frank laughing)

1433
01:07:03,016 --> 01:07:04,036
Do us.

1434
01:07:05,623 --> 01:07:06,486
- You do us.

1435
01:07:08,373 --> 01:07:11,508
- I'll be teeing off, do us.

1436
01:07:14,301 --> 01:07:16,823
- [Frank] This is game number 23.

1437
01:07:16,823 --> 01:07:20,003
On the team from England, Steve McClay.

1438
01:07:20,003 --> 01:07:23,163
- Yes, that's cool.
(crowd cheering)

1439
01:07:23,163 --> 01:07:24,087
If we make it.

1440
01:07:24,087 --> 01:07:25,763
- [Frank] When we make it.

1441
01:07:25,763 --> 01:07:28,026
- [Steve] Sorry, yes, when we make it,

1442
01:07:29,163 --> 01:07:31,413
you're gonna have to do
that in front of him.

1443
01:07:32,823 --> 01:07:33,656
- [Frank] In front of,

1444
01:07:33,656 --> 01:07:35,723
I'm gonna do an impression
of Ivor Robson to his face?

1445
01:07:35,723 --> 01:07:36,883
- Yes.
- No way.

1446
01:07:36,883 --> 01:07:40,266
- Why?
- Because I'll be too nervous.

1447
01:07:41,333 --> 01:07:43,283
- [Steve] You'll be too nervous?

1448
01:07:43,283 --> 01:07:44,953
I'll be about to tee off at the Open.

1449
01:07:44,953 --> 01:07:45,823
- [Frank] We'll be about to tee off.

1450
01:07:45,823 --> 01:07:47,483
- [Steve] Yes, we'll be
about to tee off at the Open,

1451
01:07:47,483 --> 01:07:48,653
and you'll be too nervous
to do an impression

1452
01:07:48,653 --> 01:07:49,813
of Ivor Robson in front of him?

1453
01:07:49,813 --> 01:07:52,678
- [Frank] Yeah, I'll be focused.

1454
01:07:54,991 --> 01:07:59,991
- Teeing off at The Open.
(upbeat music)

1455
01:08:00,214 --> 01:08:01,369
That's the ultimate dream.
- Yeah.

1456
01:08:01,369 --> 01:08:02,962
- [Interviewer] Yes, it is.

1457
01:08:02,962 --> 01:08:04,462
- Nothing like it.

1458
01:08:06,034 --> 01:08:07,238
- Teeing off at The open.

1459
01:08:07,238 --> 01:08:09,655
(soft music)

1460
01:08:24,079 --> 01:08:25,929
(upbeat music)

1461
01:08:25,929 --> 01:08:30,929
♪ If I could find my way
to you, I would be home ♪

1462
01:08:37,991 --> 01:08:41,267
♪ My memories are black and blue ♪

1463
01:08:41,267 --> 01:08:46,267
♪ Since you've been gone ♪

1464
01:08:47,171 --> 01:08:52,171
♪ I've been wasting days chasing
away the thought of you ♪

1465
01:08:59,495 --> 01:09:04,495
♪ I've been tracing back my
pain and it all leads to you ♪

1466
01:09:11,643 --> 01:09:16,643
♪ I wonder why every second
day I find new ways to lose ♪

1467
01:09:20,409 --> 01:09:23,225
♪ When I'm without you ♪

1468
01:09:23,225 --> 01:09:26,392
♪ Without you, oh, oh ♪

1469
01:09:35,721 --> 01:09:39,638
♪ When I'm without you, oh, oh ♪

1470
01:09:48,068 --> 01:09:53,068
♪ I take my time and care
with every single thing I do ♪

1471
01:09:54,492 --> 01:09:59,492
♪ Apart from love ♪

1472
01:10:00,047 --> 01:10:03,255
♪ And now I feel so lost ♪

1473
01:10:03,255 --> 01:10:06,317
♪ Without the crowning jewel that's you ♪

1474
01:10:06,317 --> 01:10:11,317
♪ Guess I played wrong ♪

1475
01:10:12,393 --> 01:10:17,393
♪ I've been wasting days chasing
away the thought of you ♪

1476
01:10:24,457 --> 01:10:29,457
♪ I've been tracing back my
pain and it all leads to you ♪

1477
01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:41,649
♪ I wonder why every second
day I find new ways to lose ♪

1478
01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:48,472
♪ When I'm without you ♪

1479
01:10:48,472 --> 01:10:51,639
♪ Without you, oh, oh ♪

1480
01:11:00,788 --> 01:11:04,705
♪ When I'm without you, oh, oh ♪

1481
01:11:13,106 --> 01:11:16,356
♪ When I'm without you ♪