1 00:00:02,103 --> 00:00:03,771 - All right, line 'em up. 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,306 - Cell phones. 3 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:07,608 None of us had them. None of us understood them. 4 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:09,043 But if there was one thing 5 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:12,913 we kids at P.S. 38 knew about cell phones, 6 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:15,683 it was that eighth graders were obsessed with them. 7 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,451 - Oh, my gosh. You look so cute. 8 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,887 - I don't know. I think my eyes look-- 9 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:22,022 um, do you mind? 10 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:24,158 You're fogging up my screen. 11 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:25,693 - Sorry. 12 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:28,562 - Anyway, did you see Chelsea's selfie this morning? 13 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:30,030 Huh? - [chuckles] 14 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,899 Ahh! [thuds] 15 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:35,002 - It's creative expression day today, 16 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:39,673 a chance to let your creative minds run wild. 17 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:41,709 Uh... [phones clicking] 18 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:43,411 - [chuckles] [quirky noises] 19 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:46,347 - I mean, what could be more important 20 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,015 than artistic self-expression? 21 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:51,885 Well, I had to find out. 22 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,488 [upbeat music] 23 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,790 - * Don't want to go to school today * 24 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,560 * The sun is red hot and I wanna play * 25 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,962 * But if I get caught they'll make me pay * 26 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:04,831 * Detention again * - * Big Nate, Big Nate * 27 00:01:04,897 --> 00:01:07,568 - * Math and social studies just ain't my thing * 28 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:10,003 - * Rocking with my band is where I'm king * 29 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:15,376 * Stealing the teacher's teeth or bailing on a test * 30 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:17,911 - * Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh * 31 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,146 * Big Nate * 32 00:01:19,213 --> 00:01:20,814 [loud clang] 33 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,450 [crash] 34 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,652 [upbeat music] 35 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:26,019 - Hey. Did you guys hear? 36 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,988 Randy got a cell phone. 37 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:29,289 [phone rings] 38 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:31,525 [monkey sounds] 39 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,527 - What? Who does he even have to call? 40 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,163 His probation officer? 41 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:38,899 - [scoffs] He probably uses it to take pictures of his butt. 42 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,168 [sighs] 43 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:43,304 I never get to take pictures of my butt. 44 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,538 [groans] 45 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,674 - [whistles] 46 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,008 - Hey, Francis? - Huh? 47 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,577 - You've been awfully quiet today. 48 00:01:49,643 --> 00:01:51,245 What's up? - Me? Quiet? 49 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,446 No, no. 50 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,514 I was just thinking. 51 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:54,815 What do we need cell phones for? 52 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,150 We're kids. 53 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:57,785 We talk to each other and our moms and dads. 54 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,587 Plus, you know what's really cool? 55 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,855 The mail. both: Hmm. 56 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,324 [buzzing] 57 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:05,092 - Uh, did you guys hear that? 58 00:02:05,159 --> 00:02:06,460 - No. I mean, it was nothing. 59 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:07,561 [buzzing] 60 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:08,762 - [gasps] Francis has a phone! 61 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,598 [both gasp] - OK. Fine. 62 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,733 Yes, I have a cell phone, but my parents 63 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,769 gave it to me strictly for emergency use only. 64 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:19,540 - Francis, my man, my hombre. 65 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,675 This is an emergency. 66 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,677 - Yeah, you know, Teddy's right. 67 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,846 I mean, what's the point of having a cell phone 68 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:27,581 if you can't make poor decisions with it? 69 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,082 [dramatic tone] - Whoa. 70 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,553 Hey, leave my best friend Francis alone. 71 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:33,754 What's the pixel count on the camera? 72 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,523 I need new headshots. 73 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,090 - Guys, I'm serious. 74 00:02:37,156 --> 00:02:39,660 The phone only unlocks when it detects my heart rate soar 75 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:42,062 over 150 beats per minute. 76 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:45,065 My parents are very concerned when it comes to my safety, 77 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:46,434 and they have a point. 78 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,001 You'd be surprised at the situations 79 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,537 I find myself in. 80 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:52,773 Somebody do something! 81 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,007 Ahh! 82 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:55,676 When I'm in my highest state of panic, 83 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,945 this ankle sensor will turn red and flashing, 84 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:00,514 thereby unlocking my phone and-- 85 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:01,715 oh, no. 86 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,651 I've said too much, haven't I? 87 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,220 You can only imagine what happened next. 88 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,589 - [evil laughter] 89 00:03:08,656 --> 00:03:09,723 Not gonna work, Teddy. 90 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,892 Got over my clown phobia months ago. 91 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,427 - [crying] 92 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,728 [scoffs, chuckles] 93 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:19,633 Psst, Zora, it's Francis's birthday today. 94 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,469 - Oh, his birthday? 95 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,605 Then I will prepare him some brains. 96 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,374 [chuckling] 97 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,675 [squish, plop] 98 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,010 - [laughs] Eat up, my friend. 99 00:03:30,077 --> 00:03:31,312 It's good for you. 100 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,814 - Nice try, Nate, but I learned to appreciate 101 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:36,517 cow brain when I sojourned with my parents in Morocco. 102 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,386 [slurps] Mmm. 103 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,353 Love a good frontal lobe. 104 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:41,389 - [grumbles] 105 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:42,555 - [gasps] 106 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:44,792 The zombie apocalypse, it's here! 107 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,160 It's here, Francis! 108 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,262 Oh, no. [gasps] 109 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:51,164 I think I've been bitten! 110 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,300 - [loud chewing] 111 00:03:52,366 --> 00:03:54,034 - By the acting bug? Yes. 112 00:03:54,101 --> 00:03:56,103 By a zombie? No. 113 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:58,506 - Aw, man. 114 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:00,073 - Well? - It's hopeless. 115 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,210 If I can't scare Francis with my amazing acting chops, 116 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,478 no one can. 117 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,246 - Do you guys even hear yourselves? 118 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,615 As today has proven, 119 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,383 this phone brings out the worst in people. 120 00:04:09,450 --> 00:04:10,618 The only thing to do 121 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,686 is to destroy it once and for all. 122 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:15,022 all: [in slow motion] No! 123 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,491 [dramatic music] 124 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:19,293 [shatters] 125 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:24,097 [buzzes] - Phone unlocked. 126 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,499 all: It's mine! 127 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:27,134 [grunting] 128 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,802 - What have I done? 129 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,338 And that's how my friends became 130 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:31,772 insatiable phone goblins. 131 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:32,973 - I'm sorry. What? 132 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,107 - [groans] 133 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,210 [upbeat music] - [giggling] 134 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,480 * * 135 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,748 [fart noise] 136 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,249 [fart sounds set to techno music] 137 00:04:42,316 --> 00:04:44,618 [laughter] 138 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,153 [phone buzzes] 139 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,189 - [laughs] 140 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,524 Mondays. 141 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,560 Very funny and relatable. 142 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,027 [mischievous chuckle] 143 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,128 Huh? 144 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:56,296 [texts dinging] Wh--wait, no. 145 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:58,031 [stammers] 146 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,166 Ahh! 147 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,634 Ahh! 148 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,636 Gah! 149 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,572 [laughter] 150 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,374 - That was good, wasn't it? 151 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,141 - I'm Dr. Lagaze. 152 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,577 I think I know acting 153 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,812 and have a doctorate in stinky produce. 154 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,581 Bleh. [laughter] 155 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,648 - OK, guess who I am. 156 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,784 I'm Mr. Galvin, 157 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,987 and I'm so old, I poop dust. 158 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,956 Oops. I just dusted in my pants. 159 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,592 [laughter] 160 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,594 Francis, you do Coach John. 161 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:27,828 - You guys are playing with fire. 162 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:28,996 You could get busted. 163 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,064 You could end up in detention. 164 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:34,134 - Dude, I have my own desk in detention. 165 00:05:34,201 --> 00:05:35,736 - I am Coach John, 166 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:38,439 and I have a flower on my head. 167 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,441 [scats] Flower on my head. 168 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,242 - Hah. Sick burn, buddy. 169 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:43,310 - OK, OK, OK. 170 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:44,545 My turn. My turn. 171 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:47,548 I'm creature teacher, Mrs. Godfrey. 172 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:51,419 I hate everybody except Gina. 173 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:54,488 I love Gina. 174 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,857 [scoffs] [laughter] 175 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,258 Think fast, Francis. 176 00:05:58,325 --> 00:05:59,760 - [grunts] Ugh. 177 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:02,162 [laughter] 178 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:04,565 [dramatic music] 179 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:07,535 [tense electronic music] 180 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:12,105 * * 181 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,176 [dramatic music] 182 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:19,146 [laughter] 183 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,715 [jazzy music] 184 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:24,785 - There he is. [laughter] 185 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,754 - Why is everyone staring at us? 186 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,055 - Oh, that? 187 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,290 Yeah, it's just the cell phone effect. 188 00:06:30,357 --> 00:06:33,761 Yep, we're in another class of cool now, Francis. 189 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,062 - That's the dude. 190 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,364 - Yeah, I'm not feeling coolness vibes. 191 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:38,932 - Yeah, and they're not staring at us. 192 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,501 They're staring at you, Nate. 193 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,703 - Well, yeah. I mean, duh. 194 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:44,672 I'm awesome. - [laughter] 195 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,908 Nate and Gina sitting in a tree. 196 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:53,013 K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I. 197 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,214 [laughs] 198 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:55,683 [thuds] [grunts] 199 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,185 - What in the walking nightmare is he talking about? 200 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,853 [laughter] 201 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,789 - Hey, guys, what's so funny? 202 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:04,391 - You mean you haven't seen it? 203 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:08,496 - I looove Gina. 204 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:12,332 I looove Gina. 205 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:13,901 I looove Gina. 206 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,236 [dramatic music] 207 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:19,940 I looove Gina. [laughter] 208 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:23,210 I looove Gina. 209 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:26,379 [laughter] 210 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,215 * * 211 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,884 [SCREAMS] 212 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,385 - Dee Dee, over here! 213 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:33,487 This'll keep him quiet. 214 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:38,291 - [screams] 215 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:39,527 Francis, how could you let this happen? 216 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,361 - Me? - It's your phone. 217 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:42,730 - Hey, I warned you. 218 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:45,332 I told you the phone was just for emergencies. 219 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,601 - Yeah, well that's what this is, Einstein. 220 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:49,870 I have to set the record straight, and fast. 221 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,238 - Three words for you Nate. 222 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,974 Vi. Ral. Video. 223 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:57,044 [upbeat electronic music] [chaotic noises] 224 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,512 * * 225 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,848 - [grunts] 226 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,215 Look, we already did that, 227 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,084 and look how that turned out. - Exactly. 228 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,821 We have to out viral the old viral with a new viral. 229 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,490 - Ahh! 230 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,128 - Hmm. All set. 231 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,197 And action. 232 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,767 - [clear throat] I, Nate Wright, 233 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:23,303 definitely do not love Gina Hemphill-Toms. 234 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:25,539 In fact, I hate her guts. 235 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:27,507 I think she's a butt brain, 236 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:31,879 and her breath smells like dragon farts. 237 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,113 [farting sounds] 238 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,115 - Very convincing, Nate. 239 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,515 - Yeah. It's probably because 240 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:37,784 I really hate Gina's guts. 241 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:38,919 I'm method. 242 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,121 You got all that, Dee Dee? - Yup. 243 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,123 Just sent it out into the great wide web. 244 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:44,858 What happens next is out of our hands. 245 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,828 [tense electronic music] 246 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:50,397 * * 247 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,099 [upbeat dance music] - I love Gina Hemphill-Toms. 248 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,333 I love her guts. 249 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,904 I love her brain, and she's a love dragon! 250 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,405 That is not what I said. 251 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,407 Francis, how could you let this happen? 252 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,809 - Oh, for the love of-- 253 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,243 - Why? 254 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:07,414 Phone, why? 255 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,550 - You have to admit that the song is super catchy. 256 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:14,254 - Do I, Kim Cressley, have a crush on Nate Wright? 257 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,624 - Yeah, that wasn't the question at all. 258 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:19,927 - Crush doesn't even begin to do my feelings justice. 259 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:21,494 [sultry jazz music] 260 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:24,632 Nate and Kim's tongues intertwined like two snakes 261 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:28,035 forming an ouroboros of prepubescent passion 262 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,002 as they moved-- 263 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,404 - Huh. 264 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,340 Why are my gym socks always disappearing? 265 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,977 - Mmm. [chuckles] 266 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,081 [sniffs, sighs] 267 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,984 * * 268 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,485 I do. 269 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,721 I do too, my darling. 270 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:50,223 If anyone has any objections, speak now. 271 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,759 [door clangs open] 272 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,294 Stop the wedding. 273 00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:56,596 [dramatic music] 274 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:58,231 [groans] 275 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:00,701 Pleasant dreams. [crunching] 276 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:03,003 * * 277 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:05,172 - I swear it's a true story. 278 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,506 - Ugh! 279 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:07,808 - Come out of there, Nate. 280 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,910 It's not all that bad. - No! 281 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,645 - Come on. Who knows? 282 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:14,247 Maybe you'll find out that you do love Gina. 283 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,083 - [groans] 284 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,051 - Nate, you've got company. 285 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,619 [locker creaks] - Hey. 286 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:20,854 - [gasps] 287 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,355 [dramatic music] 288 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,691 Oh. Hey, Kim. 289 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,860 - You, me, Gina, after school. 290 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,362 - Huh. 291 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,831 What do you think she meant by that? 292 00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,632 - Oh, yeah. She's gonna murder you guys after school. 293 00:10:32,700 --> 00:10:34,134 I thought she was pretty clear. - Wait, wait. 294 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,602 What? - Better warn Gina. 295 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,004 - No. Are you crazy? 296 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,505 I can't face Gina right now. 297 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,840 - Think about it, Nate. 298 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,241 If you two are gone, 299 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,643 it'll destroy the delicate balance that is PS 38. 300 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:47,080 Who will suck up to Mrs. Godfrey if not Gina? 301 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:51,118 Whose crazy ideas will we follow if not yours? 302 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,720 - We can always follow mine. 303 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,889 I've written most of them down on my thighs. 304 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,092 - Dee Dee's right. 305 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,694 I gotta find Gina before school lets out. 306 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,362 - She usually spends her free sixth period 307 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,097 tutoring students in Mrs. Godfrey's room. 308 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,232 - Lame. 309 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,834 - As do I. 310 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,035 - Right. 311 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,369 Yeah. [chuckles] 312 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,503 So sorry. - Whoa! 313 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,139 - [panting] Come on. 314 00:11:12,205 --> 00:11:13,406 We're almost there. 315 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,042 [dramatic music] 316 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,576 - Nate Wright. 317 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,679 This room is reserved for A, gifted tutors, 318 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:23,283 B, hard-working students who want to improve their grades. 319 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,753 You are C, none of the above. 320 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,354 - Oh, please, Mrs. Godfrey. 321 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,056 I really need to speak to Gina. 322 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:30,758 - I saw the video. 323 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,393 Gina is too good for you, maggot. 324 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,728 - Oh, hey. 325 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,563 I think I see a kid misbehaving. 326 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:37,931 - What? What? Where? 327 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,132 Where's my bat? 328 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:41,735 Nate Wright! 329 00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,103 - Oh. - ...is equal to X. 330 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,204 - Gina! - Huh? 331 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,173 - [panting] Ahh! 332 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,575 - What do you want, jerk face? 333 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,877 - I know this is gonna sound crazy, 334 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,979 but if you don't leave with me now, 335 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,646 you could get hurt. 336 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:57,050 - You want me to run away with you, Nate Wright? 337 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,787 That's, uh, so-- 338 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,054 stupid. 339 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,356 [school bell rings] [door knob rattles] 340 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,092 - Nate Wright! - Ahh! 341 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,426 - [sniffs, blows] 342 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,695 [dramatic music] 343 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,164 - Look, we-- we don't have much time. 344 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,399 Can you just trust me? 345 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:14,868 - And why should I trust you? 346 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,736 - Would I be spending my time talking to you 347 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,172 right now if something wasn't terribly wrong? 348 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,273 - Point taken. 349 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,441 - OK. Let's go. - Ahh! 350 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,311 - When you finally open this door-- 351 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,913 Wait! 352 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:29,516 Nate Wright will drag you down into the mud of mediocrity! 353 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,418 * * 354 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:32,619 - Wait, you got a bike? 355 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,855 - Far too dangerous. I carpool. 356 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,189 - [sighs] I'm guessing you don't have 357 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,190 a helmet then, either. 358 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,892 - Of course I do. 359 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,494 I have to protect my big brain. 360 00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:43,363 - [scoffs] Yeah, more like butt brain. 361 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,165 Hop on. - Hmm. 362 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,299 [yelps] 363 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,135 Ahh! [energetic rock music] 364 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,202 [scooter engine revs] 365 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:53,006 * * 366 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,507 What does she want? 367 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,876 - She has a huge crush on me, 368 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,310 and she thinks I'm in love with you. 369 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,279 - That's crazy. Oh! 370 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,481 - Yeah, I know. 371 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,950 - Ahh! 372 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,284 * * 373 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,752 [button beeps] 374 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,888 Ahh! 375 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,756 - * Not a dime, I can't pay my rent * 376 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,624 * I can barely make it through the day * 377 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,226 - Good afternoon, Mr. Andopolis. 378 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,262 - Ahh! 379 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,931 - Come by later, Nate, and I'll save you a dog. 380 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,032 Whoa. 381 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:24,637 - * I'm always working, saving, everyday * 382 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:25,873 * Got to get a break * 383 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,375 - Spitsy! I told you once, I told you-- 384 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,043 Ahh! 385 00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:31,511 - You never saw me. 386 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,447 - Mmph. - Hey. 387 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,915 - * This is what I'd say * 388 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,517 * Don't need nothing but a good time * 389 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,419 - She's still behind us. - Hold on. 390 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:40,720 I'm gonna make a tight turn here. 391 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,355 - * How can I resist? * 392 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,657 * Ain't looking for nothing * [Gina screams] 393 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:45,926 * But a good time * 394 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,660 - Let's go in there! - No, no, no, no. 395 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:49,396 They don't have a back door. Trust me. 396 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,998 I get chased a lot. 397 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,632 [Gina screams] 398 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:56,336 - * They say I spend my money on women and wine * 399 00:13:56,403 --> 00:14:00,507 * But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night * 400 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:03,343 * I'm real sorry about the shape I'm in * 401 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,078 * * 402 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,380 - Facing certain doom again, little bro? 403 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,916 - [chuckles] Always. 404 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,251 - *I'm always working, saving every day * 405 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:15,422 * Got to get a break from the same old, same old * 406 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:18,591 * I need a chance just to get away * 407 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,394 - [laughs] I think we lost her. 408 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,896 - Hey. both: Ahh! 409 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,297 - * Don't need nothing but a good time * 410 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,899 [both scream] 411 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,569 - See, kids? 412 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,871 This is why you wear a helmet. 413 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:32,739 Oof! 414 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,175 [dramatic music] 415 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:39,312 - So why does Kim think you're in love with me? 416 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,613 - Wait, wait, wait. 417 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,082 You didn't see those humiliating videos of me? 418 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,951 - Oh, I stay away from cell phones. 419 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,852 They've been shown to have a ravaging 420 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:48,555 effect on middle schoolers' developing brains. 421 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,190 - You know, that checks out. 422 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,591 - Hey. 423 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,793 [both scream] 424 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,595 - When we hadn't heard from Nate in a while, 425 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,597 we started to worry. 426 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,966 [squirrel chatters] 427 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,433 If we're going to find Nate and Gina, 428 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,535 we have to get into the mind of Kim. 429 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,903 - Or we could read her blog. 430 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,472 It's fascinating stuff. 431 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,075 - [laughs] 432 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,244 Ugh. [groans] 433 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,980 - All right. Here's the most recent post. 434 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,881 "I've made all the necessary arrangements. 435 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,017 "Yes, today promises to be a day 436 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,186 "that Nate and Gina will never forget. 437 00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,155 Not only will I have my cake, I'll eat it too." 438 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,092 [screaming] 439 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,864 - Oh man, oh man. They are so dead! 440 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,766 Kim's probably filling their lifeless husk 441 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:37,237 with b-b-buttercream right now! 442 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,771 - OK. OK. Don't panic. 443 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,740 When I played obsessed Dr. Prudence Jenkins 444 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,209 in the play "Love Me Deadly," 445 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,944 Prudence always brought her victims to the basement. 446 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,247 That's probably where Kim's keeping Nate and Gina. 447 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:50,150 We have got to save them before she turns them into cake. 448 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,651 - Mmm, cake. 449 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:52,986 [phone beeps] 450 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,288 - [gasps] Battery's down to 13%? 451 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,090 OK, no more messing around. 452 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,993 From now on, my phone is just for emergencies. 453 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,395 - Unfortunately, I had gotten addicted to a phone game 454 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,297 called "Ice Cream Headache 2." 455 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,267 [chaotic dinging] 456 00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:11,304 [jazzy music] 457 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,273 [tablet beeps, alarm blares] 458 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,209 - Mr. Pope, something strange is going on 459 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,510 with Francis' phone. 460 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:18,945 - Now, now, now, 461 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,114 it's not time to freak out just yet, Mrs. Pope. 462 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:25,452 We'll just monitor him closely like we always do. 463 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,454 - I was about to reach the Malt Shop Migraine level 464 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,156 when-- [phone beeps] 465 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,457 [flat line beeps] 466 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,859 all: Ahh! 467 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,562 - What does this mean, Mr. Pope? 468 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,264 Our baby. Is he-- 469 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,833 - If anybody's hurt our boy, so help me, 470 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,404 Mrs. Pope, I'll just show the world a side of me 471 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,239 it's never seen. 472 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:51,511 - Mr. Pope, your rugged man musk is very intoxicating, 473 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,214 but I can't afford to get distracted right now. 474 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,449 I'm calling the police. [line rings] 475 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,355 [ominous music] 476 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,823 - Any last words? 477 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,425 - Yes. [clears throat] 478 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:09,462 Mrs. Speaker, Mrs. President, Mrs. Vice President, 479 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,431 fellow citizens-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 480 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,599 I'm sorry I asked. 481 00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,068 - Hey. [both scream] 482 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,903 We need to talk. 483 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,438 - You're not going to kill us? 484 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,141 - I'm not a violent person, usually. 485 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,375 I just want an honest answer 486 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,310 about what's going on between you two. 487 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,978 - Well, I don't like Gina. 488 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,247 I hate her guts! 489 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,716 - Nate and I are sworn enemies. 490 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:33,120 My greatest wish in life is that he gets condemned 491 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,988 to detention for all eternity! [laughs] 492 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,090 - Good. 493 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,258 Now that that's been cleared up, 494 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,427 it's time for a tea slash dance party. 495 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,028 [upbeat music] 496 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:45,632 - * I wear tight clothing, high-heeled shoes * 497 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,067 - Let the music feed your souls. 498 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,702 Tonight we feast! 499 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,271 [rumbling] [Nate and Gina scream] 500 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,339 - Oh, hear that? 501 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,740 She's a killer and a cannibal. 502 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,808 [laughter] 503 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,379 - Where did you find such an amazing selection of tea? 504 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,813 [laughter] 505 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,150 - Finally, a real emergency and my phone's dead. 506 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,217 I don't understand. 507 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,652 None of us have been using it. 508 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:07,120 - [whistles] 509 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,288 - Oh, God. 510 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,889 [hyperventilates] 511 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:10,923 - Look at me, Francis. 512 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,091 Buddy, relax. 513 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,493 We're not dead yet. 514 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,228 - Here. Breathe into this. 515 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:16,629 Sorry if it smells like baloney. 516 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,366 - [hyperventilating] It does smell like baloney. 517 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,134 * * 518 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,303 - Guys, you have to see this. 519 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,504 * * 520 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:25,972 - * Why, oh, why * 521 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,840 - Hey. - [all shout] 522 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,345 I know you came for the imaginary tea and cake, 523 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,147 but I hope you'll stay for the friendship. 524 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,015 Earl Gray or cherry blossom? 525 00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,850 - Uh, cherry blossom. 526 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,352 - Very good choice. 527 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:42,222 It's a beguiling blend of sweet and savory. 528 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,524 [imitates pouring] 529 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,825 Don't burn your tongue. 530 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,228 - * Don't be so shallow * 531 00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:51,364 * Free your mind and the rest will follow * 532 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:53,800 [laughter] 533 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,834 - Whoo-hoo! 534 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,068 Hey, come on, everybody. 535 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,405 It's cool. Friends for stuffed animals. 536 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,639 These guys are great. 537 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,441 - Good tea. Nice party. 538 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,075 - * Cash * 539 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,912 * It really doesn't mean that all my credit's bad * 540 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,280 [laughter] 541 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,648 - Everybody freeze! 542 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:11,050 Which one of you is Francis? 543 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,084 - Oh, good. 544 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,119 More guests. 545 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,121 Afternoon tea? 546 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:18,024 - Now I've seen it all. 547 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,058 - Francis. 548 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,427 - Our baby's alive. 549 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,529 We were so worried. 550 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,431 - I've only been missing for an hour. 551 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,468 - You all have some 'splaining to do. 552 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,804 [dramatic jazzy music] 553 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,241 - This is all Nate Wright's fault. 554 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,443 Trouble follows him wherever he goes. 555 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,677 - Please. I can't have this 556 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,878 on my permanent record. 557 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,880 I'll never get into medical school. 558 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,515 I didn't even want a cell phone! 559 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,083 - OK, I admit it. 560 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,785 I'm a sick, sick man. 561 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:46,919 I need help. 562 00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,355 Lock me up and never let me play 563 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,922 "Ice Cream Headache 2" again. 564 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,090 - Gram was right. 565 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:54,394 New technology is the devil's work. 566 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,397 - I can reach my seven devoted followers on the computer. 567 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,131 What would I need a cell phone for? 568 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,968 - Have the tabloids been tipped off to this story? 569 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,438 What? There's no such thing as bad publicity in show biz. 570 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,506 - Please. 571 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,874 You gotta let me go, man. 572 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,476 I've learned my lesson, all right? 573 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,311 I'm not mature enough to have a cell phone. 574 00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,512 - [chuckles] 575 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:13,580 Relax, kid. 576 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,881 You're not in trouble. 577 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,983 That Francis kid's parents insisted 578 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,351 we get the full story. 579 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,019 Man, those people are intense. 580 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,721 - Wait, so I'm free? 581 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:25,358 - Well, you were never not free, so-- 582 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:26,993 - I'm free. Whoo-hoo! 583 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:27,994 Take that! 584 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,962 Johnny Law's got nothing on me. 585 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,732 - Again, you could have left whenever you wanted. 586 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,100 - Oh, no. 587 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,336 You can try to bring me down as much as you want, 588 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,738 but justice always prevails. 589 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:39,906 Freedom! 590 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,808 Freedom! 591 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,845 - Well Francis, I promise to keep my paws 592 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,514 off your cell phone. - Me too. 593 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,781 - Me three. 594 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,550 - Uh, nah. 595 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,118 I don't make promises I can't keep. 596 00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,286 - It's OK, Teddy. 597 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,654 My parents and I actually decided 598 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:55,922 that I don't need a cell phone. 599 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,158 - Instead we're getting a chip implanted 600 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:00,793 right into our son's brain. 601 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,930 - That way we can be more hands-off, you know? 602 00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:09,168 - You know, I could use some real friends in my life. 603 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,671 I've ripped the heads off most of my imaginary ones. 604 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,005 - I know what you mean. 605 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,841 We could have another tea slash dance party 606 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,476 or if you want to go really extreme, 607 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,611 a tea slash dance party slash sleepover. 608 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,846 - I'd like that. 609 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,214 [upbeat electronic music] 610 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,383 * * 611 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:24,417 - Cool. 612 00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:27,186 * * 613 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,522 [scooter engine revs] 614 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,725 - Oh, no, no, no, no. 615 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,761 - We better give you two some space. 616 00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:36,295 - No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't leave me. 617 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,263 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 618 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,230 Please don't. 619 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,499 Argh. 620 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,368 Hi, butt brain. 621 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,803 - Hey, jerk breath. 622 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,806 Look, I promise I'll make sure people at school 623 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,141 know you don't like me. 624 00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,242 - Hey, you know what? 625 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,444 Let them think what they think. 626 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,913 All that matters is that you and I 627 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,617 know how we really feel about each other. 628 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,486 You're a grade-A suck up! 629 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,821 - And you're a brain dead loser! 630 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,156 both: Until next time. 631 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:11,297 [fart sounds set to techno music] 632 00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:18,304 * *