1 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:07,485 You said you wanted splashy. 2 00:00:07,527 --> 00:00:10,088 -Is this splashy enough? -Well, it's a beginning. 3 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:12,090 I'm CFO, Chief Fun Officer. 4 00:00:12,132 --> 00:00:14,252 And I'm art director, which is an actual title. 5 00:00:14,294 --> 00:00:15,453 I have fans now. 6 00:00:15,495 --> 00:00:17,335 Yeah, and they're incredibly wealthy 7 00:00:17,377 --> 00:00:18,897 and they live in castles 8 00:00:18,939 --> 00:00:20,338 and hire me to shoot their playthings. 9 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:22,100 We could turn Minx into so much more 10 00:00:22,142 --> 00:00:23,141 than just a magazine. 11 00:00:23,183 --> 00:00:25,023 Merchandising, uh, events, 12 00:00:25,065 --> 00:00:27,785 international editions, taking this thing global. 13 00:00:27,827 --> 00:00:29,867 Something is going on with you. 14 00:00:29,909 --> 00:00:31,911 Whatever this is, I want to figure it out with you. 15 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,353 Please welcome Joyce Prigger. 16 00:00:35,395 --> 00:00:37,475 -Am I a celebrity? -Sure, you're a celebrity. 17 00:00:37,517 --> 00:00:39,277 Doesn't it seem like people are longing 18 00:00:39,319 --> 00:00:41,839 for a way to be more open about sexuality 19 00:00:41,881 --> 00:00:43,361 without feeling shame? 20 00:00:43,403 --> 00:00:45,763 God save the queen of dicks. 21 00:00:45,805 --> 00:00:47,405 And, you know, I don't think it stops there. 22 00:00:47,447 --> 00:00:49,809 I-I think this feels like the beginning of something. 23 00:01:01,621 --> 00:01:03,141 Hey. 24 00:01:13,913 --> 00:01:16,194 Thank you. 25 00:01:18,598 --> 00:01:21,439 Sunset Boulevard. You got 90,000 eyes a day. 26 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:23,041 That is a wonderful idea, Doug. 27 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,602 Truly inspired. 28 00:01:24,644 --> 00:01:26,124 Really? 'Cause yesterday you said 29 00:01:26,166 --> 00:01:29,367 that billboards were "a blight on the public commons." 30 00:01:29,409 --> 00:01:30,768 Well, you know what, I slept on it, 31 00:01:30,810 --> 00:01:32,170 and it's a winner. 32 00:01:36,256 --> 00:01:37,215 Yes, Bambi. 33 00:01:37,257 --> 00:01:38,776 Um, who are those people 34 00:01:38,818 --> 00:01:40,138 and why do they keep taking our picture? 35 00:01:40,180 --> 00:01:42,140 That's Rolling Stone, and they're here today 36 00:01:42,182 --> 00:01:43,581 doing a feature on Bottom Dollar. 37 00:01:43,623 --> 00:01:45,583 You really need to read my memos, Bambi. 38 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:47,385 Oh, I don't read memos on principle. 39 00:01:47,427 --> 00:01:48,706 But fun. 40 00:01:48,748 --> 00:01:49,747 Yes, it is. 41 00:01:49,789 --> 00:01:51,990 It's... so much fun. 42 00:01:52,032 --> 00:01:54,232 Big day today, big shoot, big issue. 43 00:01:54,274 --> 00:01:55,753 Does anyone know where Richie is? 44 00:01:55,795 --> 00:01:57,315 Art department's still waiting on his approval, 45 00:01:57,357 --> 00:01:58,916 and I don't know why he's not here. 46 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:00,118 I'm here. I'm here and I'm ready. 47 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,800 Uh, more. 48 00:02:02,842 --> 00:02:04,362 Both. Also both. 49 00:02:04,404 --> 00:02:06,444 You know my budgets aren't suggestions, right? 50 00:02:06,486 --> 00:02:07,925 Just how over are we? 51 00:02:07,967 --> 00:02:09,687 Twenty percent and counting. 52 00:02:09,729 --> 00:02:12,130 Eh, that's a rounding error in my book. 53 00:02:12,172 --> 00:02:14,892 I think we need to support this man's vision. 54 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:16,014 You've earned it. 55 00:02:16,056 --> 00:02:18,216 Thank you, Connie. 56 00:02:18,258 --> 00:02:20,218 And in other news, the, uh, comment cards 57 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:23,981 for my new science magazine, uh, Beyond, 58 00:02:24,023 --> 00:02:26,025 came out, and they're, uh... 59 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:29,267 ...they're very positive. 60 00:02:29,309 --> 00:02:30,948 Yeah, so I'll read 'em to you. 61 00:02:30,990 --> 00:02:32,950 Somebody said, "Original." 62 00:02:32,992 --> 00:02:34,512 "Mind-blowing." 63 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,434 "The biggest development in science 64 00:02:36,476 --> 00:02:37,715 since the Punnett square." 65 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:39,157 I wrote that one. 66 00:02:39,199 --> 00:02:41,159 And how are we looking on the calendars? 67 00:02:41,201 --> 00:02:43,441 I think we've got some really sexy options. 68 00:02:43,483 --> 00:02:45,683 Oh, Joycie, I pulled off the lady quotes. 69 00:02:45,725 --> 00:02:49,089 So now it's just thick and juicy slices of beefcake. 70 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:52,370 Yum. 71 00:02:59,219 --> 00:03:01,099 What the hell was that? 72 00:03:01,141 --> 00:03:03,821 We've got Rolling Stone posted up, 73 00:03:03,863 --> 00:03:07,024 and all of a sudden you decide to respect me? 74 00:03:07,066 --> 00:03:08,786 Well, I-I don't-- I don't know what you mean. 75 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:12,510 Come on, Prigger, please. 76 00:03:12,552 --> 00:03:14,392 What are you doing? 77 00:03:14,434 --> 00:03:16,194 This is our thing. 78 00:03:16,236 --> 00:03:17,555 We fight, we bang heads, 79 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:19,317 but then we come together and we make magic. 80 00:03:19,359 --> 00:03:21,519 It is very Minx-y. 81 00:03:21,561 --> 00:03:23,201 When did that become an adjective? 82 00:03:23,243 --> 00:03:24,682 I just don't understand why you're trying 83 00:03:24,724 --> 00:03:26,444 to bore this reporter out of a story. 84 00:03:26,486 --> 00:03:29,567 Do you have any idea who Simon Michaels is? 85 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,649 Y-you-you've brought death to our door. 86 00:03:31,691 --> 00:03:34,612 Okay, this guy, he writes searing exposés. 87 00:03:34,654 --> 00:03:36,013 He uncovers malfeasance. 88 00:03:36,055 --> 00:03:37,815 He topples despots. 89 00:03:37,857 --> 00:03:40,258 Last I checked, you are not a third world dictator, Joyce. 90 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,619 I think we'll be okay. 91 00:03:41,661 --> 00:03:43,301 Yeah, well, still, one never knows 92 00:03:43,343 --> 00:03:45,143 what's going to bring 'em down, you know? 93 00:03:45,185 --> 00:03:46,704 Have you read a word about Nixon? 94 00:03:46,746 --> 00:03:49,347 He's the president of the United States. 95 00:03:49,389 --> 00:03:51,509 We publish a dick mag. 96 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:52,790 Although right now, 97 00:03:52,832 --> 00:03:54,632 I don't know who's more paranoid. 98 00:03:54,674 --> 00:03:56,874 In just six months, sales are through the roof. 99 00:03:56,916 --> 00:03:59,157 Okay, writers beg to contribute. 100 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:01,559 We're on top. I mean, come on, why risk that? 101 00:04:01,601 --> 00:04:05,323 Because, Joycie, if we get on the cover of Rolling Stone, 102 00:04:05,365 --> 00:04:08,286 it'll launch us to outer fucking space. 103 00:04:08,328 --> 00:04:10,248 No--you mean launch Beyond. 104 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:11,329 Okay? I'm not an idiot. 105 00:04:11,371 --> 00:04:13,291 I'm not risking Minx 106 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:16,013 just so you can give your pet project a boost. 107 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,455 So this is about jealousy? 108 00:04:17,497 --> 00:04:19,777 Oh, my God, no. I'm very... I'm very happy 109 00:04:19,819 --> 00:04:21,339 for you and your new celebrity friend-- 110 00:04:21,381 --> 00:04:22,700 My editor, Joyce, 111 00:04:22,742 --> 00:04:24,061 Carl Sagan. 112 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:26,023 Yeah, that kind of press is a distraction. 113 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,466 And what was that hatchet job you did on my calendar? 114 00:04:28,508 --> 00:04:30,067 There it is. So you were pissed. 115 00:04:30,109 --> 00:04:31,709 Doug, I spent hours curating 116 00:04:31,751 --> 00:04:33,751 this-this treasure trove of feminist witticisms. 117 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:35,673 It pulled focus from the schlongs. 118 00:04:35,715 --> 00:04:37,635 Schlongs without context are just schlongs, okay? 119 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,157 It's the quotes that make them Minx-y. 120 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:40,398 God damn it. 121 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,560 There it is, kid! There's the pepper! 122 00:04:42,602 --> 00:04:44,242 Where was that in the meeting? 123 00:04:45,725 --> 00:04:46,924 - Okay. - We gotta go. 124 00:04:46,966 --> 00:04:48,406 Hey, and remember Grandma's picking you up 125 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:50,328 after school for the sleepover today, okay? 126 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:52,290 And if she pops that second jug of wine, 127 00:04:52,332 --> 00:04:53,731 I want you to call. 128 00:04:53,773 --> 00:04:55,893 Well, Tommy has a standing order 129 00:04:55,935 --> 00:04:57,495 to water down the Carlo Rossi after 9:00. 130 00:04:57,537 --> 00:04:59,217 Oh, and don't worry about going to the store. 131 00:04:59,259 --> 00:05:01,098 -I have time today. -No way. 132 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:03,181 You got enough on your plate as hostess. 133 00:05:03,223 --> 00:05:04,302 And besides, I want to make sure that you have 134 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:06,103 plenty of energy for later. 135 00:05:06,145 --> 00:05:07,505 Oh, excuse me. 136 00:05:07,547 --> 00:05:09,227 Mm-hmm. 137 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:12,790 Mm. 138 00:05:12,832 --> 00:05:14,792 I have a test first period. 139 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:16,794 Okay. All right, get out of here. 140 00:05:16,836 --> 00:05:18,676 All right. 141 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,998 Well, well, good morning, lovebirds. 142 00:05:22,642 --> 00:05:25,243 Hey, Harold and I were wondering if you had 143 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:28,286 a couple spots open at your table for dinner tonight. 144 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,248 You guys throw the best parties. 145 00:05:30,290 --> 00:05:31,689 Right, Harold? 146 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:33,491 Driving the bus today, Lenny? 147 00:05:33,533 --> 00:05:35,413 Must be in the doghouse. 148 00:05:35,455 --> 00:05:36,614 Nope, just, uh, 149 00:05:36,656 --> 00:05:38,055 enjoy spending time with my children. 150 00:05:39,499 --> 00:05:41,098 I'm so sorry-- even with the leaf, 151 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:42,260 we can only fit eight. 152 00:05:42,302 --> 00:05:43,701 Maybe next time? 153 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,823 Okay. 154 00:05:47,707 --> 00:05:49,347 You had one line, Harold. 155 00:05:49,389 --> 00:05:51,509 One. 156 00:05:52,872 --> 00:05:54,432 And this is where Richie sits. 157 00:05:54,474 --> 00:05:55,553 He used to be in the studio, 158 00:05:55,595 --> 00:05:57,194 but then Life magazine called him 159 00:05:57,236 --> 00:05:59,397 "America's Picasso of the Pecker." 160 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:02,400 So, I gave him a work station and two assistants. 161 00:06:02,442 --> 00:06:04,041 And over here is Tina. 162 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:05,843 She got to choose her own carpet. 163 00:06:05,885 --> 00:06:07,965 She went with the short pile 'cause she's classy. 164 00:06:08,007 --> 00:06:09,767 Is that you right there? 165 00:06:09,809 --> 00:06:10,888 Yeah. 166 00:06:10,930 --> 00:06:13,170 That was from before my CFO days. 167 00:06:13,212 --> 00:06:14,452 You went from nude model 168 00:06:14,494 --> 00:06:15,653 to Chief Financial Officer? 169 00:06:15,695 --> 00:06:17,335 Chief Fun Officer. 170 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,056 Yours sounds made-up. 171 00:06:19,098 --> 00:06:20,858 Also, I'm still centerfold coordinating, 172 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,420 which is a real job. 173 00:06:22,462 --> 00:06:24,542 But I'm looking for my next gig here. 174 00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,824 Just waiting for the stars to align. 175 00:06:26,866 --> 00:06:28,586 Speaking of stars, 176 00:06:28,628 --> 00:06:30,027 who do we have here? 177 00:06:30,069 --> 00:06:32,270 Astrologer, cosmetologist, 178 00:06:32,312 --> 00:06:35,473 and Beyond magazine's editor emeritus, 179 00:06:35,515 --> 00:06:37,395 Mr. Carl Sagan. 180 00:06:37,437 --> 00:06:38,516 Hello. 181 00:06:38,558 --> 00:06:39,997 I'm almost none of those things. 182 00:06:40,039 --> 00:06:41,319 Okay, bye, guys. 183 00:06:41,361 --> 00:06:43,080 Bye, Annie. 184 00:06:43,122 --> 00:06:45,124 Do you know where I could find Joyce Prigger? 185 00:06:54,894 --> 00:06:56,133 You one of those people who can only write 186 00:06:56,175 --> 00:06:57,535 in the midst of chaos? 187 00:06:59,939 --> 00:07:01,058 Here you go. 188 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:03,102 This should have everything you need. 189 00:07:04,664 --> 00:07:06,584 Yeah, I-I think I missed something. 190 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,666 Oh, I wrote out my answers in advance. 191 00:07:08,708 --> 00:07:10,107 Right, but I didn't submit any questions. 192 00:07:10,149 --> 00:07:11,549 I've done dozens of interviews, 193 00:07:11,591 --> 00:07:14,033 and 95% of the questions are exactly the same. 194 00:07:17,196 --> 00:07:19,196 Um, I'm so sorry. What was your name again? 195 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:20,798 Annie Leibovitz. 196 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,480 Right, okay, um, Ms. Leibovitz, 197 00:07:22,522 --> 00:07:23,841 could you please not take my picture? 198 00:07:23,883 --> 00:07:25,603 It's her job. 199 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:26,884 Well, I'm trying to do mine. 200 00:07:26,926 --> 00:07:29,647 And you have caught me on a very busy day. 201 00:07:29,689 --> 00:07:31,369 - "Where do you get your ideas?" - Mm-hmm. 202 00:07:31,411 --> 00:07:33,210 "How do you find your models? 203 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:35,052 What does your boyfriend think about your job?" 204 00:07:35,094 --> 00:07:37,455 On that last one, I push back firmly but gently. 205 00:07:37,497 --> 00:07:39,657 I would never ask that question. 206 00:07:39,699 --> 00:07:40,978 Well, you'd be the first. 207 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:42,580 Then why don't you let me be? 208 00:07:42,622 --> 00:07:44,782 Talk to me about your book. That's a big advance. 209 00:07:44,824 --> 00:07:46,063 Wh-what are you spending it on? 210 00:07:46,105 --> 00:07:47,905 Uh, T-bills and a new condo. 211 00:07:47,947 --> 00:07:50,307 Page three, halfway down. 212 00:07:50,349 --> 00:07:51,469 And if you'll excuse me, 213 00:07:51,511 --> 00:07:52,830 it looks like I'm needed in a meeting. 214 00:07:54,193 --> 00:07:55,192 I'm getting a bounce. 215 00:07:55,234 --> 00:07:57,395 That's dead skin. 216 00:07:57,437 --> 00:07:58,716 Son of a bitch. 217 00:07:58,758 --> 00:07:59,997 Pumice. 218 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:05,084 Hey, Turtleneck, pumice stone. 219 00:08:08,247 --> 00:08:09,326 Technically not a stone. 220 00:08:09,368 --> 00:08:11,529 It's a mineral slurry. 221 00:08:11,571 --> 00:08:13,651 There's my handsome genius. 222 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:14,772 Hey, you want something to drink? 223 00:08:14,814 --> 00:08:15,973 A Fanta? You wanna get high? 224 00:08:16,015 --> 00:08:17,655 Richie's got some great grass. 225 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:19,497 Forty-five minute drive to Syracuse, 226 00:08:19,539 --> 00:08:21,779 two connecting flights in coach, 227 00:08:21,821 --> 00:08:23,421 all for an interview that doesn't seem to be happening. 228 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:25,262 Oh, it's happening. It is happening. 229 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:27,064 Believe me, believe me. When I told this reporter 230 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:28,546 you were here, he flipped his lid. 231 00:08:28,588 --> 00:08:29,867 Betrayed none of that excitement 232 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:30,988 -in our brief encounter. -Oh, he's just nervous. 233 00:08:31,030 --> 00:08:33,070 He is beyond excited. 234 00:08:33,112 --> 00:08:35,072 Beyond. 235 00:08:35,114 --> 00:08:36,914 Okay. I would like to get high. 236 00:08:36,956 --> 00:08:38,115 Okay, good. 237 00:08:45,044 --> 00:08:47,765 Why are there so many tumbleweeds? 238 00:08:47,807 --> 00:08:49,767 I asked you earlier. You said more. 239 00:08:49,809 --> 00:08:51,208 I meant metaphorically. 240 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:53,931 This is supposed to be a lone tumbleweed. 241 00:08:53,973 --> 00:08:56,654 Well, you're not gonna like that. 242 00:08:56,696 --> 00:08:57,895 - Oh, my God. - Babes... 243 00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,418 Wait, wait. Can someone kill the fan? 244 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:02,099 - What? - The models are upset. 245 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:04,301 Good. The concept is Dudes in Distress. 246 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,345 No, they're model upset. 247 00:09:07,386 --> 00:09:09,667 The only way I can transform into character 248 00:09:09,709 --> 00:09:11,669 is to know who tied me up. 249 00:09:11,711 --> 00:09:12,830 What's my moment before? 250 00:09:12,872 --> 00:09:14,071 Plus, my cock's gonna look smaller 251 00:09:14,113 --> 00:09:15,473 if I'm further away. 252 00:09:15,515 --> 00:09:17,154 Even though we all know it's not. 253 00:09:17,196 --> 00:09:19,437 Okay, everyone take five. 254 00:09:19,479 --> 00:09:21,639 And can someone give the talent some umbrellas, please? 255 00:09:21,681 --> 00:09:23,683 Robert, Charlie. 256 00:09:25,444 --> 00:09:27,605 I hear we're having model drama. 257 00:09:27,647 --> 00:09:30,127 Brando over here is requesting special makeup. 258 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:32,970 He's convinced his character would be uncircumcised. 259 00:09:33,012 --> 00:09:35,132 Well, he's not wrong from a historical perspective. 260 00:09:35,174 --> 00:09:37,254 But, uh, that's not the problem here, right? 261 00:09:37,296 --> 00:09:38,536 The setup is not working. 262 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,057 I know. Something's missing. 263 00:09:40,099 --> 00:09:41,979 -I just don't know what it is. -It's not tumbleweeds. 264 00:09:42,021 --> 00:09:43,661 Okay, I thought the "lone" was implied. 265 00:09:43,703 --> 00:09:45,705 Right, yes. 266 00:09:48,027 --> 00:09:49,547 How about this? 267 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,188 You move on to your secondary setups, 268 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:52,790 and then by the time we're ready for our centrefold, 269 00:09:52,832 --> 00:09:55,272 I will have a fix. 270 00:09:55,314 --> 00:09:56,353 Okay. 271 00:09:57,837 --> 00:10:00,437 You know, I'm not one to comment on creative, 272 00:10:00,479 --> 00:10:02,520 but this all seems a bit-- 273 00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:03,721 Off. Yes, I know. 274 00:10:03,763 --> 00:10:05,122 -We're handling it. -Yeah. 275 00:10:05,164 --> 00:10:07,525 I just don't want to lose sight of our audience. 276 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:10,928 I mean, Minx is a very successful women's magazine. 277 00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:13,250 And this, two men together, 278 00:10:13,292 --> 00:10:15,653 I feel like this puts a target on our back. 279 00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:17,174 A target? 280 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,056 Well, there's a whisper campaign 281 00:10:19,098 --> 00:10:22,259 that a good number of our readers are homosexuals. 282 00:10:22,301 --> 00:10:23,901 Oh. Right, yeah. 283 00:10:23,943 --> 00:10:26,223 But, I don't know, isn't it better if our work 284 00:10:26,265 --> 00:10:28,385 is interesting to all kinds of different people? 285 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:31,468 I mean, in an ideal world, but we have advertisers 286 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:34,672 that are paying specifically to reach women. 287 00:10:34,714 --> 00:10:37,034 Let's not give them a reason to question that. 288 00:10:37,076 --> 00:10:38,716 I will take care of it. 289 00:10:38,758 --> 00:10:40,077 I have complete confidence in you. 290 00:10:42,081 --> 00:10:43,961 Doug wanted me to tell you he solved the problem 291 00:10:44,003 --> 00:10:45,362 with the glow-in-the-dark mugs. 292 00:10:45,404 --> 00:10:47,404 He doesn't need you. 293 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,366 The what? 294 00:10:49,408 --> 00:10:51,689 Why am I just hearing about glow-in-the-dark mugs now? 295 00:10:51,731 --> 00:10:53,170 And who drinks coffee in the dark? 296 00:10:53,212 --> 00:10:54,572 No one, because it doesn't work. 297 00:10:54,614 --> 00:10:55,813 Consider it dead. Here, go ahead with your day. 298 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:56,854 -What? -No, no, you're having a really 299 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:58,215 -busy day. -What are you doing? 300 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,256 -You just go do your thing. -Is that Carl Sa-- 301 00:10:59,298 --> 00:11:00,658 - No, no, no, no. - Doug! 302 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,219 Simon, can I talk to you for a second? 303 00:11:02,261 --> 00:11:04,181 Come on in. Carl, hit the lights, please. 304 00:11:04,223 --> 00:11:05,623 - I should probably-- - I agree. 305 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,224 Black holes, 306 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:09,987 infinitely dense, 307 00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:13,150 but exponentially fascinating. 308 00:11:13,192 --> 00:11:14,872 Oh, sweet Jesus. 309 00:11:17,036 --> 00:11:18,876 -Where's Simon? -He's in there with Doug. 310 00:11:18,918 --> 00:11:20,558 I just got used as reporter bait. 311 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,719 You need to talk to him. 312 00:11:21,761 --> 00:11:23,160 Oh, God, you too? 313 00:11:23,202 --> 00:11:24,762 I have enough on my plate without Jann Wenner 314 00:11:24,804 --> 00:11:26,123 calling me complaining. 315 00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:27,484 We agreed to let Rolling Stone do 316 00:11:27,526 --> 00:11:29,206 a feature about Bottom Dollar. 317 00:11:29,248 --> 00:11:31,248 You've got to give them an angle. 318 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,613 The point of view of the woman at the centre of it all. 319 00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:36,694 You're right. 320 00:11:36,736 --> 00:11:38,976 Point of view is everything. 321 00:11:39,018 --> 00:11:40,177 Yeah, right, okay. 322 00:11:40,219 --> 00:11:41,779 Um, I'll talk to Simon, 323 00:11:41,821 --> 00:11:44,622 but in return, I'm gonna need some horses. 324 00:11:44,664 --> 00:11:45,983 How many horses? 325 00:11:46,025 --> 00:11:47,144 - Four. - One. 326 00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:48,545 -Three? -One. 327 00:11:48,587 --> 00:11:50,588 Fine, one, but no Clydesdales. 328 00:11:50,630 --> 00:11:52,469 They're too cloppy. 329 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,550 I was gonna give you two. 330 00:11:53,592 --> 00:11:55,594 -Is it too late to-- -Yes. 331 00:11:57,036 --> 00:11:59,116 Hello. 332 00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:04,281 Richie. 333 00:12:04,323 --> 00:12:06,123 You need to take better care of yourself. 334 00:12:06,165 --> 00:12:07,204 Here. 335 00:12:07,246 --> 00:12:09,248 OJ and speed. 336 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:12,249 I had an interesting chat 337 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:14,732 with one of our cowboys earlier. 338 00:12:14,774 --> 00:12:15,813 Which one? 339 00:12:15,855 --> 00:12:18,135 The one you slept with. 340 00:12:18,177 --> 00:12:19,176 More specific? 341 00:12:19,218 --> 00:12:20,698 Richie. 342 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,980 At the same time? 343 00:12:23,022 --> 00:12:24,782 When all the doors finally open up for you, 344 00:12:24,824 --> 00:12:26,103 it's kind of hard not to go through them. 345 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,304 Been there. 346 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,465 When Elvis pulled me 347 00:12:28,507 --> 00:12:29,867 out of that audience in seventh grade, 348 00:12:29,909 --> 00:12:31,949 it was the start of a fun few years. 349 00:12:31,991 --> 00:12:34,391 Then I cleaned up my act, and look at him now. 350 00:12:34,433 --> 00:12:36,393 Slurring his words in a sequinned cape 351 00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:37,915 on a sad Vegas stage. 352 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:39,156 I don't want that for you. 353 00:12:39,198 --> 00:12:41,038 I know. 354 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,840 But we get invited 355 00:12:42,882 --> 00:12:45,362 to all these amazing events every single night, 356 00:12:45,404 --> 00:12:48,325 and I can't believe I get to be a part of it. 357 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:49,807 Linda Ronstadt is having 358 00:12:49,849 --> 00:12:51,689 a private listening party tonight. 359 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,090 How can I skip that? 360 00:12:53,132 --> 00:12:55,773 Linda's having a moment, and so are you. 361 00:12:55,815 --> 00:12:58,175 But Linda is still putting out music, 362 00:12:58,217 --> 00:13:00,978 and you can't get your butt through one photo shoot. 363 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:03,380 You know you need to lay low every once in a while. 364 00:13:03,422 --> 00:13:04,702 Rein it in, buddy. 365 00:13:09,348 --> 00:13:11,308 I had nothing to do with that. 366 00:13:32,732 --> 00:13:33,731 That's right. 367 00:13:33,773 --> 00:13:34,692 And when you look at them, 368 00:13:34,734 --> 00:13:36,253 more powerful, please. 369 00:13:36,295 --> 00:13:37,414 More anguish. 370 00:13:43,262 --> 00:13:45,302 You squared the circle. 371 00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:47,346 Well done. 372 00:13:54,994 --> 00:13:56,714 It was missing a point of view. 373 00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:58,798 Needed a way in for the audience. 374 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,318 She speaks. 375 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:02,519 Please, don't stop. 376 00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:04,441 Maybe she's there to rescue them. 377 00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:07,204 Maybe she's there to torment them. 378 00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,727 All we know is that she has the power. 379 00:14:09,769 --> 00:14:11,929 What'd you have to do to get a horse here in 30 minutes? 380 00:14:11,971 --> 00:14:13,973 Talk to you. 381 00:14:14,613 --> 00:14:15,973 Uh-huh. 382 00:14:16,015 --> 00:14:17,174 -All right. -Not what I thought of 383 00:14:17,216 --> 00:14:18,816 when you said supply closet. 384 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,058 Work here long enough, this becomes Wite-Out and staplers. 385 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,339 You know, you've been doing 386 00:14:22,381 --> 00:14:24,181 an inelegant job of avoiding me. 387 00:14:24,223 --> 00:14:25,502 I wasn't trying to hide it. 388 00:14:25,544 --> 00:14:26,824 I'd think you'd be a little less squeamish 389 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,265 for all the press you've done. 390 00:14:28,307 --> 00:14:29,747 Those were puff pieces, okay? 391 00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:32,109 We both know that a shrewd journalist, 392 00:14:32,151 --> 00:14:34,952 someone who, I don't know, say, interviewed Idi Amin, 393 00:14:34,994 --> 00:14:37,514 can take any little detail about a powerful woman, 394 00:14:37,556 --> 00:14:39,356 and then use it against her. 395 00:14:39,398 --> 00:14:41,678 Okay, you know, I-I raise my voice, 396 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,600 "Abusive Bitch Claws Her Way to the Top." 397 00:14:43,642 --> 00:14:45,763 I wear my heels too high, 398 00:14:45,805 --> 00:14:47,684 "Conniving Slut Sleeps Her Way to the Middle." 399 00:14:47,726 --> 00:14:48,966 Look, I get it. 400 00:14:49,008 --> 00:14:50,367 We all want to control the narrative. 401 00:14:50,409 --> 00:14:52,249 But you're leaving me to fill in the blanks. 402 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,731 Mm-hmm, and what is it that you think you see? 403 00:14:54,773 --> 00:14:56,253 - Honestly? - Mm-hmm. 404 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,855 A woman gripping the wheel so tight 405 00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,899 her fingers are about to snap off. 406 00:15:00,619 --> 00:15:02,099 So what, 407 00:15:02,141 --> 00:15:04,421 "Skittish Control Freak Refuses to Have Fun"? 408 00:15:04,463 --> 00:15:06,503 Nah, Joyce, listen. I-I didn't come here 409 00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:08,826 to write about Bottom Dollar or Minx. 410 00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:10,467 I came here to write about you. 411 00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,309 Because I think we're in the middle of a revolution, 412 00:15:12,351 --> 00:15:13,791 and I thought you were at the centre of it. 413 00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:16,193 But you're just watching from the sidelines. 414 00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:17,594 Okay, come on. We're journalists. 415 00:15:17,636 --> 00:15:19,116 Observing is our job. 416 00:15:19,158 --> 00:15:20,557 Yeah, and sometimes we can chase a story 417 00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:22,601 only to realise there's nothing there. 418 00:15:25,164 --> 00:15:26,804 Uh, I... 419 00:15:26,846 --> 00:15:28,325 okay. 420 00:15:30,809 --> 00:15:32,249 I'm so glad you finally 421 00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,690 sat down with our friend, Simon. 422 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,772 I'm sure it went swimmingly. 423 00:15:35,814 --> 00:15:37,774 Yes, very, very well. 424 00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:39,656 Well, I know you were hesitant to do the interview, 425 00:15:39,698 --> 00:15:41,899 but you did it because you understand 426 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,461 the value of visibility. 427 00:15:44,503 --> 00:15:46,743 I was always more comfortable in the shadows. 428 00:15:46,785 --> 00:15:48,345 It's safer there. 429 00:15:48,387 --> 00:15:50,908 Well, the world does love to watch a strong woman fall. 430 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,671 Which is why it's so important that they watch you succeed. 431 00:15:54,713 --> 00:15:55,913 Mm? 432 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,794 I'm proud of you for taking that risk. 433 00:15:57,836 --> 00:15:59,476 I can't wait to read it. 434 00:16:06,886 --> 00:16:08,205 Hey. 435 00:16:08,247 --> 00:16:10,127 I just had an interesting conversation 436 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,688 with one of our Rolling Stone friends. 437 00:16:11,730 --> 00:16:13,210 Which one? 438 00:16:13,252 --> 00:16:15,572 The one you were rude to. 439 00:16:15,614 --> 00:16:16,693 More specific. 440 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:18,055 Joyce. 441 00:16:18,097 --> 00:16:19,216 At the same time? 442 00:16:19,258 --> 00:16:20,417 What? 443 00:16:20,459 --> 00:16:22,900 No, it--I... 444 00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:25,262 look, when the world is knocking at your door, 445 00:16:25,304 --> 00:16:28,305 it's very hard not to put up a wall... with spikes. 446 00:16:28,347 --> 00:16:30,747 Okay, listen, I get it. 447 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:33,110 Okay? You're having a moment. 448 00:16:33,152 --> 00:16:34,471 But there's more to this job 449 00:16:34,513 --> 00:16:36,393 than just putting out a magazine. 450 00:16:36,435 --> 00:16:38,755 You're like the front woman of a band, 451 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,477 if bands had front women. 452 00:16:40,519 --> 00:16:41,798 You need to take 453 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,080 a night every once in a while 454 00:16:43,122 --> 00:16:45,402 and just have a little fun, okay? 455 00:16:45,444 --> 00:16:46,763 I know you're that person too. 456 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,086 Am I, though? Am I fun? 457 00:16:49,128 --> 00:16:51,328 For a successful person with a big job, 458 00:16:51,370 --> 00:16:53,532 I'd say that you're... pretty fun. 459 00:16:55,534 --> 00:16:57,774 You know, we do get invited to a lot of cool stuff. 460 00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:00,537 Now's your chance to show Simon that you're not just spikes. 461 00:17:00,579 --> 00:17:02,619 It was touch and go at the start, 462 00:17:02,661 --> 00:17:05,262 a-and then ol' Carl, he really turned on the charm. 463 00:17:05,304 --> 00:17:08,265 Tins, by the end, it was like Simon was almost in tears. 464 00:17:08,307 --> 00:17:10,267 A hostage situation with a happy ending. 465 00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:11,828 Yeah, but that's not even the best part. 466 00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,991 Carl was so happy that he called his buddies 467 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,994 over at NASA, a-and guess what? 468 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,195 Beyond is going to be 469 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:21,318 the official magazine of Skylab. 470 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:24,201 Look at you publishing the first magazine in space. 471 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,482 I'm gonna go to Houston tomorrow, 472 00:17:25,524 --> 00:17:26,603 and I'm gonna seal the deal, 473 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,804 and I want you to come with me. 474 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,166 I want to turn it into 475 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,288 a Doug and Tina romantic weekend. 476 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:33,170 Houston in July? Sounds sweaty. 477 00:17:33,212 --> 00:17:34,691 Think of this. 478 00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:38,495 The air-conditioned suite. The pool. 479 00:17:38,537 --> 00:17:39,856 And if you play your cards right, 480 00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:42,819 I'll take you on a day trip to Galveston. 481 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,101 All right, I'll come... 482 00:17:44,143 --> 00:17:45,902 if you finish the Minx calendars. 483 00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:48,665 Bottom Dollar is going interstellar, Tins. 484 00:17:48,707 --> 00:17:50,187 The calendars can wait. 485 00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:52,149 They're literally the most time-sensitive product. 486 00:17:52,191 --> 00:17:54,351 You are killing me with these calendars. 487 00:17:54,393 --> 00:17:57,354 I don't care about the merch. I care about the magazines. 488 00:17:57,396 --> 00:17:59,556 And I know they call me Mug Renetti behind my back 489 00:17:59,598 --> 00:18:01,438 like I'm some sort of flea market peddler. 490 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,520 It hurts my feelings. 491 00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:05,722 We all have parts of our jobs we don't like. 492 00:18:05,764 --> 00:18:07,164 - Yeah. - Like reminding you 493 00:18:07,206 --> 00:18:08,925 to do your work, 494 00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:10,647 which is the job of a secretary, 495 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,129 if you kept one for longer than a week. 496 00:18:12,171 --> 00:18:14,291 I would if one of 'em was half as good as you, 497 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,772 believe me, but I can't find a good one. 498 00:18:15,814 --> 00:18:17,694 Hey, um, Doug, quick question. 499 00:18:17,736 --> 00:18:19,456 I hope it's not about merchandise. 500 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,298 Um, it's about the fires in the parking lot. 501 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,940 -What? -Yeah, loose hay, smokers. 502 00:18:23,982 --> 00:18:25,984 Do you make a Minx ashtray? 503 00:18:28,027 --> 00:18:29,666 Glass or ceramic? 504 00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:40,117 We're all friends here. 505 00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:43,320 Some might say the closest of friends. 506 00:18:43,362 --> 00:18:45,802 So I have to ask, 507 00:18:45,844 --> 00:18:50,169 which one of you had sex with my husband in our house? 508 00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:56,295 No, I mean last month. 509 00:18:57,296 --> 00:18:59,576 Mm-hmm. Okay. 510 00:18:59,618 --> 00:19:01,978 What did we say about loose-fitting jewellery, hmm? 511 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:05,022 Come on, guys, French clasps and studs only. 512 00:19:05,064 --> 00:19:07,304 We still have a toddler who will put anything in her mouth. 513 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:08,585 Sounds like Henrietta. 514 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:13,110 Sorry, Shelly. 515 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,631 Oh, I mean Mistress Bella. 516 00:19:14,673 --> 00:19:16,593 I'll forgive it this time. 517 00:19:20,399 --> 00:19:24,361 Tonight, Bella LaRouche has chosen a theme. 518 00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:26,683 Sadie Hawkins. 519 00:19:26,725 --> 00:19:29,928 Ladies choose their partners. 520 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,732 Eeny... 521 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,175 meeny... 522 00:19:38,217 --> 00:19:40,097 miny... 523 00:19:40,139 --> 00:19:42,899 miny... 524 00:19:42,941 --> 00:19:44,943 mine. 525 00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:49,668 Ugh, stop pouring that swill immediately. 526 00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:55,031 A gift from Charles de Gaulle to me, 527 00:19:55,073 --> 00:19:56,953 and now from me to you. 528 00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:59,318 I'll save my "Jacques Daniels" for another day. 529 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,961 You know, I think you liked me more when I was here less. 530 00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,763 I feel that way about everyone. 531 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,285 Mm. 532 00:20:08,327 --> 00:20:10,887 If I overstepped this morning, 533 00:20:10,929 --> 00:20:12,489 I apologise. 534 00:20:12,531 --> 00:20:14,451 On the bright side, you're the proud owner 535 00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:17,774 of 263 lightly used tumbleweeds. 536 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:21,978 You know, you're the only one that Joyce and Doug listen to. 537 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:25,662 And if powerful people listen only to you, 538 00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:28,465 that means you're the one with all the power. 539 00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:30,026 It only works if no one notices. 540 00:20:30,068 --> 00:20:31,948 Hmm. Well, how about you let me in 541 00:20:31,990 --> 00:20:34,551 on a few more secrets? 542 00:20:34,593 --> 00:20:36,913 I've been looking into Minx's revenue projection 543 00:20:36,955 --> 00:20:39,476 for the next 24 months. 544 00:20:39,518 --> 00:20:41,638 What are your comps? 545 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:42,919 Nothing. 546 00:20:42,961 --> 00:20:44,201 Nothing? 547 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,245 I had to create my own. 548 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:51,688 These are sales for every BDP title. 549 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,450 Kung Fu Cuties. 550 00:20:53,492 --> 00:20:55,692 Feet! Feet! Feet! 551 00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:57,254 Yank My Doodle. 552 00:20:57,296 --> 00:20:59,095 Oh, vulgar and patriotic. 553 00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,057 All high floor, low ceiling. 554 00:21:01,099 --> 00:21:04,661 Dependable, but marginal profit. 555 00:21:04,703 --> 00:21:07,264 Minx is different. 556 00:21:07,306 --> 00:21:10,147 If there's a ceiling, I don't know where it is. 557 00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:13,230 That's the first time I've seen you smile all day. 558 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,072 Huge margins have that effect on me. 559 00:21:16,114 --> 00:21:17,754 We're gonna get along just fine. 560 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:26,363 I haven't spent enough time in the desert. 561 00:21:26,405 --> 00:21:28,605 You are making a compelling case. 562 00:21:28,647 --> 00:21:30,247 You gotta come next time. 563 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,048 There's always room on the bus. 564 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:35,051 - We're on soon. - Okay. 565 00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:36,213 How do you two know each other? 566 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:37,774 Oh, come on. How can you live in LA 567 00:21:37,816 --> 00:21:39,936 and not know Jackson Browne? 568 00:21:39,978 --> 00:21:41,218 Sure, sure. 569 00:21:41,260 --> 00:21:43,019 That was Glenn Frey. 570 00:21:43,061 --> 00:21:46,102 Of the Eagles. 571 00:21:46,144 --> 00:21:48,545 Joyce, I'm a reporter for Rolling Stone. 572 00:21:48,587 --> 00:21:50,307 I know every person in this place. 573 00:21:50,349 --> 00:21:51,668 Okay, if you're trying to prove something, 574 00:21:51,710 --> 00:21:53,310 you picked the wrong place to do it. 575 00:21:53,352 --> 00:21:55,432 Joyce Prigger, as I live and breathe. 576 00:21:55,474 --> 00:21:57,674 Well, hello, Linda Ronstadt. 577 00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,636 - Richie sends his regard. - Mwah. 578 00:21:59,678 --> 00:22:02,319 You and Simon Michaels. 579 00:22:02,361 --> 00:22:03,840 Don't tell this man anything. 580 00:22:03,882 --> 00:22:06,203 Don't worry, she hasn't. 581 00:22:06,245 --> 00:22:09,206 We've been having a raging debate on the pay gap in music. 582 00:22:09,248 --> 00:22:11,087 Sonny and Cher are in a bad place. 583 00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,689 We need your help. 584 00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,691 - I got you, babe. - Okay. 585 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,413 You get it? You get that? 586 00:22:16,455 --> 00:22:18,455 I'm so glad we finally got you out to one of these things. 587 00:22:18,497 --> 00:22:20,577 Me too, Linda. 588 00:22:20,619 --> 00:22:23,420 And as the black hole pulls your body apart, 589 00:22:23,462 --> 00:22:28,225 galaxies form and explode before you over the span 590 00:22:28,267 --> 00:22:32,749 of tens of thousands of years. 591 00:22:35,113 --> 00:22:38,114 Well, that is the fifth time I've heard that today, 592 00:22:38,156 --> 00:22:40,397 and, uh... 593 00:22:40,439 --> 00:22:42,799 I still don't get it. 594 00:22:42,841 --> 00:22:44,881 Oh, you're so much more fun to get high with 595 00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:47,406 than that drip, Arthur Miller. 596 00:22:50,609 --> 00:22:52,168 Oh, that's my cue. 597 00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:54,010 Burbank airport awaits. 598 00:22:54,052 --> 00:22:56,613 Well, guess who's flying first class? 599 00:22:56,655 --> 00:22:58,975 She sprung for it, all three legs. 600 00:22:59,017 --> 00:23:00,016 That's nice. 601 00:23:00,058 --> 00:23:02,060 Fly safe, my dear. 602 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:07,023 Huh? Huh? 603 00:23:07,065 --> 00:23:09,185 He is a treasure. 604 00:23:09,227 --> 00:23:11,187 He's ours too. We've got him. 605 00:23:11,229 --> 00:23:12,549 Mm-hmm. 606 00:23:12,591 --> 00:23:14,671 If you like that, I got another magazine idea 607 00:23:14,713 --> 00:23:16,112 that's gonna knock your socks off. 608 00:23:16,154 --> 00:23:18,795 -Okay. -It's about the working rich. 609 00:23:18,837 --> 00:23:20,517 I wanna call it Jetset. 610 00:23:20,559 --> 00:23:22,399 That's very niche. 611 00:23:22,441 --> 00:23:24,240 No, I say targeted. 612 00:23:24,282 --> 00:23:27,524 I think it's time that we start streamlining operations, 613 00:23:27,566 --> 00:23:29,326 cut loose some of the under-performers. 614 00:23:29,368 --> 00:23:31,370 Yeah, I agree. 615 00:23:32,170 --> 00:23:35,051 What, uh... which ones are you thinking? 616 00:23:35,093 --> 00:23:36,693 -Kung Fu Cuties. -Kung Fu Cuties. 617 00:23:36,735 --> 00:23:39,936 And Feet! Feet! Feet! 618 00:23:39,978 --> 00:23:41,980 - Really? - Yeah. 619 00:23:42,981 --> 00:23:45,101 Well, that one stings, I'm gonna be honest. 620 00:23:45,143 --> 00:23:47,544 This one's gonna sting the most, then. 621 00:23:47,586 --> 00:23:50,108 I've decided to not move forward with Beyond. 622 00:23:52,551 --> 00:23:55,231 Yeah. 623 00:23:55,273 --> 00:23:56,313 You're kidding me. 624 00:23:56,355 --> 00:23:57,594 No. 625 00:23:57,636 --> 00:24:00,118 But you just sent Carl first class. 626 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,761 You just sent Carl first class. 627 00:24:04,803 --> 00:24:07,444 The ceiling for science is just not high, 628 00:24:07,486 --> 00:24:10,487 and it's a misuse of our most valuable resource. 629 00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:11,728 Which would be what? 630 00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:13,370 You. 631 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:16,933 Your merchandise has made more money for this company 632 00:24:16,975 --> 00:24:20,216 in the last six months than anything in its entire history. 633 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:22,339 I could just do so much more, I promise you. 634 00:24:22,381 --> 00:24:24,861 No, but I need you to come up with more ideas, 635 00:24:24,903 --> 00:24:27,303 your big Renetti ideas, 636 00:24:27,345 --> 00:24:30,186 for Minx. 637 00:24:30,228 --> 00:24:31,788 -All right? -Yeah, okay. 638 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:33,710 Carl Sagan is not the only genius 639 00:24:33,752 --> 00:24:36,192 that I got high with tonight. 640 00:24:36,234 --> 00:24:38,875 You know, they're calling you Mug Renetti around the office. 641 00:24:38,917 --> 00:24:40,919 You're goddamn right, they are. 642 00:24:51,610 --> 00:24:54,010 I could never date a civilian. 643 00:24:54,052 --> 00:24:55,892 But I really shouldn't date musicians either. 644 00:24:55,934 --> 00:24:58,174 So you have to find someone that's close enough 645 00:24:58,216 --> 00:24:59,496 to what you do that they get it... 646 00:24:59,538 --> 00:25:01,057 - Mm-hmm. - But far enough away 647 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,780 that they're cool riding in the passenger seat. 648 00:25:03,822 --> 00:25:05,502 So I could date a musician. 649 00:25:05,544 --> 00:25:07,143 Only if you want herpes. 650 00:25:07,185 --> 00:25:08,304 Oh, my God. 651 00:25:08,346 --> 00:25:09,305 Linda, you're on, babe. 652 00:25:09,347 --> 00:25:11,349 -That's me. -Okay. 653 00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:18,955 Oh, hi. Me? Um... 654 00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,484 Yes. 655 00:25:25,924 --> 00:25:28,044 Oh, fuck. 656 00:25:28,086 --> 00:25:29,566 That's like night coffee. 657 00:25:29,608 --> 00:25:30,687 All right. 658 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:32,368 I am gonna play a few songs 659 00:25:32,410 --> 00:25:33,610 off the new album tonight. 660 00:25:33,652 --> 00:25:35,091 But I thought first, 661 00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:37,133 we could warm things up with a little jam. 662 00:25:37,175 --> 00:25:39,335 So, Graham, get up here. 663 00:25:39,377 --> 00:25:41,778 Uh, JD, where is my baby? 664 00:25:41,820 --> 00:25:44,260 And--oh, Judee Sill, I know you're mad at me, 665 00:25:44,302 --> 00:25:46,182 but I need you on guitar. 666 00:25:46,224 --> 00:25:47,984 And I need a volunteer for shakers. 667 00:25:48,026 --> 00:25:49,345 Me! 668 00:25:49,387 --> 00:25:51,107 -Get up here, Joyce Prigger. -Okay. 669 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:52,909 Are you guys ready? 670 00:25:52,951 --> 00:25:54,953 First chair French horn. 671 00:26:10,008 --> 00:26:11,488 Don't finish yet. 672 00:26:11,530 --> 00:26:13,810 Hold it. Hold it. 673 00:26:13,852 --> 00:26:16,453 Wallace. Look at me. 674 00:26:16,495 --> 00:26:18,254 Not in the eyes. 675 00:26:18,296 --> 00:26:20,977 I said look away, you little shit. 676 00:26:21,019 --> 00:26:22,539 Hey, Doug. 677 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,940 Um, I took some initiative 678 00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:25,502 and finished the Minx calendars for you. 679 00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:27,343 Oh, that's unexpected, Bambs. 680 00:26:27,385 --> 00:26:30,066 It's pretty complicated work 681 00:26:30,108 --> 00:26:32,110 to do all that stuff, but, uh... 682 00:26:35,153 --> 00:26:37,273 -You did this? -Yeah. 683 00:26:37,315 --> 00:26:38,835 - It's great. - Thank you. 684 00:26:38,877 --> 00:26:40,316 You kept the pictures big, 685 00:26:40,358 --> 00:26:43,159 and you even got Joyce's boring quotes in there, Bambs. 686 00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:45,281 Yeah, well, the image is the real draw, 687 00:26:45,323 --> 00:26:47,163 so I put the quotes in complimentary colours 688 00:26:47,205 --> 00:26:48,685 so they fade into the background. 689 00:26:48,727 --> 00:26:50,847 It's excellent. 690 00:26:50,889 --> 00:26:52,448 I would like you to consider it 691 00:26:52,490 --> 00:26:55,051 my application to be your secretary. 692 00:26:55,093 --> 00:26:57,854 If I'm gonna be Bottom Dollar CFO for real someday, 693 00:26:57,896 --> 00:27:00,096 I need to apprentice with the smartest man I know. 694 00:27:00,138 --> 00:27:01,658 And that's you. 695 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:03,982 And Colonel Tom Parker, but he's busy. 696 00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,586 Think about it. 697 00:27:12,470 --> 00:27:14,591 I'm really giving it to her in there. 698 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,793 Hey, Wallace is crying... 699 00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:18,675 in a good way. 700 00:27:43,742 --> 00:27:44,861 Great party tonight, hon. 701 00:27:44,903 --> 00:27:46,062 Mm. 702 00:27:46,104 --> 00:27:47,584 Don't stay up too late. 703 00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:50,506 Len, I was, um, 704 00:27:50,548 --> 00:27:52,869 thinking about going back to Minx. 705 00:27:52,911 --> 00:27:55,431 Oh. It's about time. 706 00:28:08,406 --> 00:28:09,566 You know, you looked dangerously close 707 00:28:09,608 --> 00:28:11,047 to having a good time tonight. 708 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:14,450 Yeah, I think that was the cocaine. 709 00:28:19,738 --> 00:28:22,498 Hey, I'm sorry for torturing you today. 710 00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:24,300 I've actually been tortured. 711 00:28:24,342 --> 00:28:25,341 Today was fun. 712 00:28:25,383 --> 00:28:27,103 I met Carl Sagan. 713 00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:31,309 It's just... 714 00:28:33,191 --> 00:28:35,111 Look, a lot of the people that you've profiled 715 00:28:35,153 --> 00:28:37,553 have then taken a fall. 716 00:28:37,595 --> 00:28:40,516 You mean the ones with death camps. 717 00:28:40,558 --> 00:28:42,438 Yeah, and others. 718 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,482 I see. 719 00:28:48,446 --> 00:28:50,526 I've gotten everything I've ever wanted, 720 00:28:50,568 --> 00:28:54,611 and it's happened so fast, and... 721 00:28:54,653 --> 00:28:56,975 And now you're thinking, what if you just got lucky? 722 00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:02,779 Like, what if I screw it up? 723 00:29:02,821 --> 00:29:05,381 And then it's just all just gone again. 724 00:29:05,423 --> 00:29:07,545 What then? 725 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:10,226 I mean, it's possible. 726 00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:14,791 But I have been testing another theory. 727 00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:15,952 Yeah? 728 00:29:15,994 --> 00:29:17,513 Watching you, 729 00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:19,315 reading your magazines, 730 00:29:19,357 --> 00:29:21,960 talking to just about everyone who knows you... 731 00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:27,043 ...have you ever considered that maybe 732 00:29:27,085 --> 00:29:29,207 you are exactly where you belong? 733 00:29:31,129 --> 00:29:33,131 It's okay to like it.