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[somber music playing]

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Welcome home. We missed you.

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[whimsical music playing]

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♪ We're wicked happy that you're back ♪

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♪ We're what's left of the human race ♪

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♪ D.C. has changed since the attack ♪

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Did I do that?

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♪ But we know
You're gonna like this place! ♪

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What are we doing? A song?

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♪ This here's LaMarr and he's my VEEP ♪

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♪ Yup, two white men are still in charge ♪

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♪ These corpses scream
While we're asleep ♪

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♪ Here in D.C., we're living large ♪

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♪ We planted lots of seeds
To meet your eating needs ♪

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♪ Yum-yum, I hope we grow an orange ♪

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Seriously, "orange"?
No. You're out of the song. Go!

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♪ That's how we know
You're gonna like this place! ♪

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-When did you all practice this?
-[Matty] Big finish!

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♪ We hope you realize ♪

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♪ We're really neato guys ♪

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♪ We know you'll understand ♪

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♪ How great it is on land ♪

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-♪ The feral kids are nice ♪
-[shouting]

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♪ But they will give you lice ♪

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♪ So take it from our face ♪

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♪ We know you're gonna like this place! ♪

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[all panting]

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Yeah, I think we're good on the boat.
Thanks for the song, though.

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No, dude, we're saving you.

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Okay, cool, have fun!

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-[party music playing]
-[indistinct chatter]

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[theme music playing]

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Those boat pricks
think they're better than us?

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That's, like, my least favorite thing
for someone to think they are than me.

35
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Look, I know you've been dealing with
a lot of rejection lately--

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Who, Lucy? Pfft.
She only got to dump me, and Jeremy,

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'cause I un-dumped her first.

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Honestly, I feel bad for her.

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Okay. I just don't want emotion
to cloud your judgment.

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I don't know, it usually does.

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When the Sox traded Nomar,
I set myself on fire.

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Well, see here,
D.C. is a very liberal city.

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The basketball team is named the Wizards.
Like a witch's husband.

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But people who take cruises
are our kind of voters.

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So if we don't get those folks
on that boat repatriated…

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Go Pats.

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…we might just find ourselves
out of a job one of these here days.

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Seriously? No, I can't not be president.
I mean, what does an ex-president even do?

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I don't wanna draw dogs
or build houses for poor people.

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Or get turned into a statue.

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That's why we gotta get these folks
off that boat.

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-[whimsical music playing]
-[cheering in the distance]

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Look, just because people have a boat
does not mean they're better than us.

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"No shoes, no problem"?! No! Problem!

55
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Totally. But I've decided
we need them to come be Americans.

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I just don't get why
they'd wanna stay on that boat.

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I went on a cruise once and the best part

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was when it caught fire
and we got a free flight home.

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They're probably delirious.

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Those poor souls
have been adrift for months!

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They need to squirm up
to our national teat

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like little piggy-wiggies and suckle
at the erect, milky nipple of freedom.

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Look, I don't always have a plan
when I start talking.

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Am I the only one
who sees how fascinating this is?

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-Ugh, you excited sucks.
-Your voice gets so high.

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[in high-pitched voice] That ship
was totally on its own for months at sea!

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They built their society
in complete isolation from ours.

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It's like when you put half your ants
in one ant farm and half in another

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and just let the fricking magic happen.

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You know, I once played Gladys Knight
on a Celebrity Cruise for senile folks.

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Oh, we had some fun.

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♪ The shrimp was all-you-can-eat ♪

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Yeah. The folks on the boat
do seem to be having a pretty good time.

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Is it possible that they're actually
doing better than we are here on land?

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-[Grimes] Come back! We're married now!
-[raccoon trilling]

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Better? You might as well mix vinegar
with baby shampoo and pig degreaser

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'cause that is hogwash.

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Yeah, we're doing awesome.
Watch this. Wall flip!

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[screams]

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This is what I wanted!

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And what are you even doing here?
You're not First Lady anymore.

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You're more like last lady.

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Well, even if I'm not pretending
to be your girlfriend anymore,

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I can still be useful.

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No way. You wanted to be all "independent"
and "doing stuff for yourself"?

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Well, you got it.
I'm kicking her out. Preemptive!

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Wow. You did it.

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You made me forget about how I watched her
dump you with my own two eyes.

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More like four. Glasses.

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Actually, sir, Ms. Suwan
might be able to help our cause.

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You know, we won the Cold War by showing
how attractive our way of life could be.

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It was called blue jeans diplomacy.

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And who better than Miss America
to be an ambassador for life on land?

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I was a brand ambassador
for the Reno tourism board.

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"Reno: 'Cause Vegas Is Farther
Depending On Where You're Coming From!"

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Executive order: fine!

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But Lucy, you bet--

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[laughs] Ow.

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What? There's something in the wall.

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-It tickles! [laughs]
-[chitters]

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Stop! Grimes, control your man!

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[whimsical music plays]

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-[boy 1] Boom!
-Hey, kids.

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-Hey.
-General.

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Hey, I'm just here
'cause I miss my own kids so much.

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They're estranged. Because of my drinking.

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Uh-huh.

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Mom, have you found TOD yet?

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Oh, I'm sure he just killed himself
like all the other TODs.

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-No.
-[boys sobbing]

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He's our friend.

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[both] Yay!

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[upbeat music playing]

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-Awesome!
-[boys chuckling]

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[grunting]

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-Wait, when did you fight Mole People?
-You have to find him.

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Or I'll shoot a missile at you.

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No, you don't have to worry about TOD-209,
because I… I just got a new brain.

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-[boys gasp]
-Yeah.

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It squirted out of that guy Marty
when the ship crushed him.

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And I'm gonna use it
to build you kids an even better TOD.

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-TOD-210!
-[whirs]

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[bubbling]

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[screeches]

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[microwave whirs]

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[explodes]

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-[all scream]
-Mommy!

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Oh boy, I'm gonna get an earful
about this from my mommy group.

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[gasps] Oh, no, they're all dead.

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Mom, please, just find real TOD.

131
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Okay. I'll try.

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You promise?

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[sighs]

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I promise.

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[all scream]

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-Jesus Christ!
-Mommy!

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[laughing, cheering]

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[passenger] She can throw them back,
lemme tell ya.

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-Greetings from land, everybody.
-[Sheila] You decide to join us, hon?

140
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Anyone's welcome here
on the Thirsty Princess.

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As long as you're ready to party.

142
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Actually, I was sent by the president to
show you guys what you're missing out on.

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This is called spelt.
And I brought blue jeans.

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[laughs]

145
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Sweetie, no one here wears pants.
And we got all the food we need.

146
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Oh, uh, it's just kinda my job
to show you how great land is.

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"Land, just try drowning on here."

148
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Your "job"? This is a cruise, hon.
We are here to forget about our jobs.

149
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Good riddance, tiger sanctuary.

150
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Boy, it sure seems like you guys have fun.

151
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In spite of, you know, "Pew! Crash!
My eyeballs! Help me, Lucy! Help… me!"

152
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Hell yeah, we have fun.

153
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'Cause all that stuff,
folks getting melted, alimony,

154
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toilet gators, that's for land.

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Everyone here just does
what makes them feel good.

156
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[sighs]

157
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That's what I'm supposed to be doing.
Thinking about what I want for once.

158
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But here you are, working for the man
with his spelt and his leg prisons.

159
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Baby, this is a crizzuise!

160
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Now come on and have a good time,
or else I'll have to call the Fun Police.

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[imitates police siren]

162
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[laughs]

163
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Hi. Professor Simon Prioleau…

164
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All right, fine, Associate Professor!

165
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And I was never gonna make tenure because
I once called my department head "Mommy"!

166
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Are you happy?

167
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Whoa. No judgment.
Happy to have you. I love your hat.

168
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Yeah, you're right. It's stupid.

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-I'll just take it off.
-No, I'm serious.

170
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You look like Darius Rucker.

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So come on, unwindulax
and get your cruise on!

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Cool hat, sexy!

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[sips]

174
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Mr. Zhao, the president and I need
your help with this whole boat situation.

175
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Ugh, I hate that thing.

176
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Everyone's talking about the boat
instead of The Love Choice season two.

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-Guys, I can explain.
-[raccoons trilling]

178
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This is a battle
for hearts and minds, gentlemen.

179
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It's all about messaging.

180
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You mean like, "You up? Eggplant,
why you such a prude? Don't tell my mom"?

181
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More like a big presidential speech.
Something TV-friendly.

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-Sweet. Shirt or no shirt?
-Well, let's go shirt.

183
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Ooh, it'll be like the Gipper
at the Berlin Wall!

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We'll do it in front of the boat,

185
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and you'll be all,
"Mr. Gorbaboat tear down this boat."

186
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And Zhao News will cover it
across all our platforms.

187
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If we stack them on top of each other,
you'll look really tall.

188
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I am tall, but great.

189
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-[dramatic music plays]
-[indistinct chatter]

190
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Bang-bang, I'm a gavel.

191
00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:04,250
We still haven't heard
from General Axatrax.

192
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What is causing this delay?

193
00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:10,375
Prime Minister,
there are two possible explanations.

194
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One, he defeated the Earthlings
and is now partying like it's 24632.

195
00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:22,583
Or he somehow lost
to a bunch of creatures with bones.

196
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[all laughing]

197
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And is either dead or afraid to contact us

198
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because he knows
what punishment awaits his failure.

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[roars]

200
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[applauding]

201
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Wait, why are we speaking English?
Is this a dream? Dammit, Axatrax!

202
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[gasps, groans]

203
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What a horrible dream.

204
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-You!
-Ready for some more punishment?

205
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[dramatic music plays]

206
00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:53,333
[gasps, groans]

207
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-[suspenseful music plays]
-[sharp sting]

208
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[Matty grunts]

209
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And it looks like the president
has taken stage.

210
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My fellow land-based Americans,

211
00:10:01,625 --> 00:10:05,125
I stand here in front of this boat
to remind the whole world

212
00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,208
how fun things are here on land.

213
00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:09,208
Remember the party I threw?

214
00:10:09,291 --> 00:10:12,041
Or what about the time
I saved us from the Mole People?

215
00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:14,291
[grunting]

216
00:10:14,375 --> 00:10:16,375
Hey, you weren't there.

217
00:10:16,458 --> 00:10:18,166
And I know because…

218
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I am Urgmel, King of the Mole People!

219
00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:24,375
-Ha-ha!
-[crowd gasps]

220
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I mean, his opinion.

221
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:30,416
My point is the boat stinks
and land rules!

222
00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:36,041
Jeez-a, the boat looks-a pretty fun to me.
They got a slide-a d'acqua.

223
00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:37,875
Oh, pfft! That's nothing.

224
00:10:37,958 --> 00:10:42,416
We've got escaped zoo animals
and regular Alfred Yankovic, and, um…

225
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Hey, quit partying so loud!
I'm trying to explain how fun land is!

226
00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:50,958
-We can't hear ourselves think.
-Who wants to think? Bummer alert.

227
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I hate thinking!

228
00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:56,625
That's when I remember I wrote
and directed the movie Dolittle.

229
00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:58,208
Why did I do that?

230
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:02,041
You know what? Don't sit there listening
to these stuffed shirts with their ties.

231
00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:04,666
-He made me wear it.
-Come join the par-tay!

232
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,375
Every y'all's welcome
on the Thirsty Princess!

233
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:10,833
Don't have to ask me twice.
I got rid of three husbands on cruises.

234
00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:14,208
♪ The Bahamian Police
were happy not to investigate ♪

235
00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:18,750
Aw, no, Wanda, you can't go on the boat.
We're trying to get them to come here.

236
00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:19,791
[woman] Oh please.

237
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:24,125
But I want-a to play
in the acqua with acqua fusilli!

238
00:11:24,208 --> 00:11:26,625
[whimsical music playing]

239
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:31,875
What, y'all working, handsome?
[scoffs] Come on, put that thing away.

240
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,125
Why, am I making you clip-bored?

241
00:11:34,208 --> 00:11:35,458
[laughs]

242
00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:37,375
You are fun!

243
00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:39,625
Now come on, hot tub with us!

244
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,958
"Benny and the Jets"?
More like Simon and the jets.

245
00:11:43,041 --> 00:11:45,041
Like hot tub jets. I'm Simon.

246
00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:46,250
[laughs]

247
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:49,291
Don't let the Fun Police
see you being a wallflower.

248
00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,041
You look like my ex Travis after he lost
our car in a wet shorts contest.

249
00:11:53,125 --> 00:11:54,541
No, I'm having fun.

250
00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:56,000
Just taking a load off.

251
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,708
[sighs] Heels, am I right?

252
00:11:57,791 --> 00:12:01,166
When I was a hostess at T.G.I. Fridays,
they made us wear 'em.

253
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:05,625
[chuckles] I mean, I get it.
It's Fridays, it's all about sex.

254
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:09,875
But now I haven't worn heels in months!
Kick 'em off, girl!

255
00:12:09,958 --> 00:12:10,791
Oh.

256
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:13,958
Uh, I don't know, Joy. I've been wearing
high heels since I was four.

257
00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:16,041
-It's a requirement at Reno preschools.
-Ha!

258
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:20,291
Well, you're on the Princess now.
You're the only one wearing shoes.

259
00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,625
[dramatic music playing]

260
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,375
[grunts]

261
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:29,708
Uh, oh, toes are separate little beans.

262
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,333
So we gonna dance or what?

263
00:12:32,416 --> 00:12:36,000
Totally. But I can't get up.
Why is everything so sticky?

264
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,791
Hey, spillin' is part of chillin'!

265
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:41,125
-Wow, that's really clever.
-Thanks.

266
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:44,958
I always wanted to write for t-shirts,
but it's all who you know.

267
00:12:45,041 --> 00:12:46,833
[cheering]

268
00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:50,625
[Axatrax groans]

269
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:53,750
There you are.
I think something is wrong with me.

270
00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:56,916
Yesterday, while I was drinking
all that wine, I felt amazing.

271
00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,833
But now my head feels like it was smashed
with a hammer by a Gallagher.

272
00:13:00,916 --> 00:13:04,583
-Do you have Gallaghers on Earth?
-We had two. But you're just hungover.

273
00:13:04,666 --> 00:13:07,916
Alcohol causes vasodilation
and dehydration,

274
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,833
so you wake up in the morning feeling
like you got kicked in the head

275
00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:11,958
by a carriage horse.

276
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:15,750
Then you remember that Neil deGrasse Tyson
dropped you in the shower.

277
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:18,333
Well, I just need you
to give me the antidote.

278
00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,416
[chuckles] No, there is no antidote.

279
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,000
All you can do is drink water and pray

280
00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:26,708
it's not too late to cancel
the realistic male comfort torso

281
00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,500
you ordered on Amazon at 3:00 A.M.

282
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:31,333
You humans are so stupid.

283
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:34,666
Yeah, yeah, we know about hangovers,
but we drink anyway.

284
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:37,000
We also scratch mosquito bites
and get bangs.

285
00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:38,333
With your face shape?

286
00:13:39,083 --> 00:13:42,291
But no, you're stupid
because you stop drinking.

287
00:13:42,958 --> 00:13:46,375
If you never stopped,
then you'd feel good forever.

288
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,625
That's basically what those morons
on the cruise ship are doing.

289
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:50,625
Oh.

290
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,541
[thuds]

291
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:56,833
Dammit!

292
00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:59,250
You know, another
unpleasant side effect of drinking

293
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:03,208
is having kids who guilt you
into making promises you can't keep.

294
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:06,375
Do you want help smashing your children?
You helped me smash mine, so--

295
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:09,541
No! No smashing. I love my kids.

296
00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:12,291
But they want me to find TOD-209.

297
00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:15,291
Even if he weren't 1000% dead,

298
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,500
it's not like I have a radio transmitter

299
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:19,958
powerful enough
to ping his tracking beacon.

300
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:22,125
Well, I know the cruise ship
has a working radio…

301
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:27,625
Uh, not because I have a radio.
But I can sense them. Aliens are weird.

302
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,666
Ugh, I wish you hadn't told me that.

303
00:14:29,750 --> 00:14:33,791
Now I have to go get contact drunk
on that G-D cruise ship.

304
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:38,625
Hey, pal! Someone here order
a realistic male comfort torso?

305
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:41,541
They told me
the delivery would be discreet.

306
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:46,458
This is bad. America's gonna boatulate,
and then what's left to be president of?

307
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:47,375
This?

308
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:50,125
I don't wanna be president of this.
I hate it!

309
00:14:50,625 --> 00:14:52,291
Okay, that is a quality mug.

310
00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,833
If everyone leaves, how do I get rich?

311
00:14:54,916 --> 00:14:57,458
And don't tell me
to learn how to code. [groans]

312
00:14:57,541 --> 00:14:59,666
I miss all my stuff.

313
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:05,208
I had so many watches and a basketball
signed by Michael B. Jordan. Under duress.

314
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:08,541
Gentlemen, I have not yet exhausted
my bag of tricks--

315
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,291
-Where? Is there a bunny?
-Show us! I wanna see the bunny.

316
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:13,083
It's metaphorical, fellas.

317
00:15:13,166 --> 00:15:14,958
See, we didn't win the Cold War

318
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:17,500
just by making speeches
and giving out blue jeans.

319
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,541
Our greatest weapon
was American culture itself.

320
00:15:20,625 --> 00:15:23,500
We secretly funded Top Gun,
Rocky IV, Red Dawn.

321
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:27,250
I personally directed a Chuck Norris movie
for the Russian market.

322
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:30,000
[upbeat action music playing]

323
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,375
[in Russian] Take that, turkey!

324
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,541
[in English] Yes! We should do a movie.
I'm just like Chuck Norris

325
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,875
'cause people don't think I'm good
at karate 'cause I'm white.

326
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:42,958
Exactly.

327
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:46,541
A movie that shows how much better
life on land is than at sea.

328
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:51,500
And we'll call it, like, Super Gun 8:
The Legend of Jack Landgood.

329
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,833
"This summer, we don't like boats."

330
00:15:54,916 --> 00:15:58,583
Ooh! I can produce.
I made a bunch of movies in Hong Kong

331
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,666
with Arnold Schwarzenegger
in only one scene,

332
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,208
but then he's the whole trailer.

333
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:04,708
That fools me every time.
In The Dragon Burglar,

334
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,791
he just sells them the train ticket
at the beginning.

335
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:09,166
-We shot that in his kitchen.
-You could tell.

336
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:11,000
-[conga music playing]
-[cheering]

337
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,750
Wow, someone works out.

338
00:16:13,833 --> 00:16:17,375
I sued Lucille Roberts so I could go
to a gym without fear of bullying.

339
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:19,708
-Lucy!
-Simon!

340
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,875
I am having the time of my life.

341
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:26,250
These cruise people like the real me.

342
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,291
Pudgy, balding,
allergic to my own glasses.

343
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:32,083
I feel the same way.
I mean, not those specifics,

344
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:35,125
but no one here expects me to be
some perfect pageant princess.

345
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:39,125
I love it here. I wanna marry the boat!
Too far. No one heard that, right?

346
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:43,250
How did I end up in a conga line?
I just need to use the radio.

347
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:47,500
Sweetheart, this is a party.
Someone get the Fun Police.

348
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:48,583
[imitates police siren]

349
00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:51,458
Oh, the Fun Police is real. Blech!

350
00:16:51,541 --> 00:16:52,708
And that's tequila.

351
00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:56,625
It's not. I make it out of boat fuel
and pineapple juice. Old Navy trick.

352
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:58,958
Now don't you let us catch you
not-partying again.

353
00:16:59,041 --> 00:17:03,208
-Ho! [chuckles]
-And you're drunk again. Neat.

354
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,291
No, on the rocks.

355
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,333
[all laughing]

356
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:09,041
I am going to stay drunk forever.

357
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:13,083
Well, that'll make you
the first alien ever to go to Dartmouth.

358
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,208
You people suck.

359
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:17,083
Do not be a buzzkill, Farrah.

360
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:21,958
I am just here to forget my troubles.
Troubles like human bosses.

361
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,875
-[lady] We hate bosses!
-[man] Human bosses suck!

362
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:27,333
Not to mention how much air there is
in potato chip bags.

363
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:28,583
[cheering]

364
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:29,500
Hey!

365
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,916
[all chanting] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

366
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:31,916
[pigeon coos]

367
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,166
Now go. Fly to Lucy.

368
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,833
Don't read it. It's not for you.

369
00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:40,291
Matty? What are you doing down there?

370
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,500
Looking for you.

371
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,916
Me and LaMarr and Johnny Zhao
are making a movie.

372
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,958
-We'll act it out on that stage there.
-So it's a play?

373
00:17:47,041 --> 00:17:49,875
What? Gross. No, I just said it's a movie.

374
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:51,875
It's gonna make land look awesome.

375
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:54,458
So you gotta get everyone on the boat
to watch, okay?

376
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,958
No. I won't. You're not my boss.

377
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:01,791
Yes, I am. I'm everybody's boss.
Like Tony Danza. And you're Angela.

378
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:04,041
Angela hired him. She's the boss.

379
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,125
I mean,
maybe at the advertising agency, but--

380
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,666
Whatever. Fine. You're my boss?

381
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:10,875
Well, I quit.

382
00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:13,791
-So I'm not coming back to land--
-You're fired. Preemptive.

383
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:18,541
-I did it first. My decision.
-No, she quit first. We all saw it.

384
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:22,500
Axatrax? No. You get back down here.

385
00:18:22,583 --> 00:18:24,291
You are my unlikely friend.

386
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:28,916
Sorry, I'm all about boat life now.
It's drinking o'clock somewhere.

387
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,875
-Yeah, it is!
-[man] I love drinking!

388
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:35,041
Seriously? You're cheering him?
That thing killed your families.

389
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:38,708
And our secret families
that were starting to ask questions.

390
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:42,500
Buggy here is the reason
we get to be on a cruise forever!

391
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:43,458
-Whoo-hoo!
-Ho!

392
00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,041
I'm staying on the boat too.

393
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,458
No one cares, nerd! You're a nerd!

394
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:50,958
Not up here, man. Not. Up. Here.

395
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,000
[pigeon coos]

396
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,416
[cheering]

397
00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:58,333
Lucy, that was awesome.

398
00:18:58,416 --> 00:19:00,833
You told him
to take that job and shove it.

399
00:19:00,916 --> 00:19:03,625
I know. And he did. He shoved it.

400
00:19:03,708 --> 00:19:04,916
Good riddance.

401
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:09,083
Me, I signed up for this cruise
after Travis shot my boss with a crossbow.

402
00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:12,291
It's Friday's,
of course we're gonna sleep together.

403
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,333
But now you and me, we're free.

404
00:19:14,416 --> 00:19:17,125
Finally! Matty is such a child.

405
00:19:17,208 --> 00:19:20,916
He wasted a ton of food trying to play
Hungry Hungry Hippos at the zoo.

406
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,958
No! No, you're supposed to wait
till your guy presses you.

407
00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:28,666
Not my problem anymore.
#cruiselife, #paidad.

408
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,708
For real. I haven't thought about
Travis once since we've been here.

409
00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:37,416
Not his sweet-ass frosted tips
or his sweet-ass calf implants,

410
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:42,000
or walking on the beach
just holding his hand… gun.

411
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:44,541
[sobbing]
We would shoot jellyfish together.

412
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,791
[crying]

413
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:49,791
What's going on over here, ladies?
Are you crying?

414
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,291
On the Thirsty Princess?

415
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:56,583
Uh-oh, it's the Fun Police.
Get ready for your fun-ishment, Joy.

416
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,541
No, I'm having fun!

417
00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,791
I'm crying
because I'm laughing so hard. [chuckles]

418
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:04,458
"Fun-ishment." [laughs forcefully]

419
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,166
Your story doesn't add up, Joy.

420
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,541
You were crying
before she made that amazing joke.

421
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,125
-Let's go.
-Please!

422
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:13,041
I'll be good.
I wanna party. I wanna laugh.

423
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:14,375
[cheering]

424
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:17,125
[indistinct chatter]

425
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:20,833
[in feminine voice] Oh, Mr. President,
secret agent Jack Landgood is here.

426
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:21,875
That's good.

427
00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:24,291
Land good. Eh?

428
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:29,625
Because we must defeat the sea.
It is inferior to land in every way.

429
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:32,708
-You can't sleep on water.
-What about a waterbed?

430
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:36,125
-Or build a house on water.
-What about a houseboat?

431
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,500
[chuckles nervously]

432
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:38,833
Get… Get in here, Jack.

433
00:20:38,916 --> 00:20:41,041
Why? This movie's pointless.

434
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,333
Okay, Johnny,

435
00:20:42,416 --> 00:20:47,041
this is why you paid Thomas Middleditch
40 million dollars to teach you improv.

436
00:20:47,750 --> 00:20:50,125
Yes, and?

437
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,000
The boat people aren't even watching.

438
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:56,041
Lucy lives with them now,
everyone likes it better. Who even cares?

439
00:20:56,125 --> 00:20:58,250
This is the worst play I've ever seen.

440
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:02,000
And I went to a Hebrew School production
of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.

441
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,166
It's a movie!

442
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:07,166
And you can't talk to a movie, so shut up!
Everybody shut up!

443
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,500
[indistinct chatter]

444
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:13,291
Maybe we should skip to the president
and Ms. Dirtwell's big romantic song.

445
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:16,333
[in feminine voice]
I really should be going, Mr. President.

446
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:18,541
Come on, honey,
let's go check out the cruise.

447
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:22,833
No way. This is not happening again.
I dump you. Preemptive.

448
00:21:22,916 --> 00:21:27,666
As president, I hereby order
all you choads to get on that cruise ship.

449
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:31,000
I'm-a gonna win the limbo contest.

450
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:34,000
Good. Obey your president
'cause I'm the boss.

451
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:36,000
And don't even try to come back.

452
00:21:36,083 --> 00:21:37,458
You two are useless.

453
00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:40,750
I'm gonna go party on that boat.
And everyone's gonna be like,

454
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,666
"Wow, good partying.
You're so good at this."

455
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:46,166
Johnny, don't go. Think of your business.

456
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:47,125
What business?

457
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,833
Because of you,
all my customers are leaving.

458
00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:52,208
Who will go to the amusement park
I wanna build?

459
00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:56,541
It's called Zhao World.
It was gonna be so expensive!

460
00:21:56,625 --> 00:22:00,041
Good. Everyone get on the boat.
This is a win for me.

461
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,375
Well, I'll… [grunts]

462
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:02,916
[grumbles]

463
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,583
My decision. Preemptive.

464
00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:11,208
All right, no goddamn adults!
We can say whatever we want.

465
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,875
But why?

466
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,791
How is that subversive?

467
00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:16,708
[groans, mumbles]

468
00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:18,416
Stupid boat.

469
00:22:18,916 --> 00:22:20,083
Huh?

470
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,333
Oh, farts. I thought you'd all left.

471
00:22:22,416 --> 00:22:23,500
Everyone else did,

472
00:22:23,583 --> 00:22:26,000
but you'll never catch me
on some stupid boat.

473
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,541
Ugh, non-yacht boats are horrid.

474
00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:31,291
They're great when you're trying to send
convicts to an island full of spiders,

475
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:34,083
but then sometimes
people come back from Australia.

476
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:39,208
They're gone. All our citizens.
What am I gonna fill our prisons with?

477
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,416
[Jeremy] If it's any comfort,

478
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:43,750
we English know what it's like
to have America turn its back on you.

479
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:44,791
And for what?

480
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,250
Delaware?

481
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:47,750
How did they beat us?

482
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:52,250
They're too drunk to hit a toilet,
but somehow built a dad-gummed utopia.

483
00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:53,375
Was I wrong?

484
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:54,875
About everything?

485
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,875
Who cares?
I don't wanna be president of a mug.

486
00:22:57,958 --> 00:23:00,291
Don't bother taking down the flag,
Your Highness.

487
00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:01,916
America survived a civil war,

488
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,708
two Catholic presidents,
and an alien invasion.

489
00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,208
But now it's over.

490
00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:08,125
Y'all can have it back.

491
00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:12,500
Oh, capital! And now that this is England,
the official sport is football.

492
00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:14,625
Real football. Play for me.

493
00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:16,250
[whimsical music playing]

494
00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,375
[Matty grunts]

495
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,791
-[LaMarr grunts]
-[Jeremy chuckles]

496
00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:20,000
-Yes.
-[Matty grunts]

497
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,083
-[LaMarr groans]
-Oh, wonderful.

498
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:24,583
-[upbeat music playing]
-[cheering]

499
00:23:24,666 --> 00:23:27,750
Hey, boat lady, did you guys ever
run into any other boats out there?

500
00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:31,583
Because an Australian stole my yacht,
and I miss all my stuff.

501
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:35,500
Sorry. The only ship we saw
these last few months was friend-ship.

502
00:23:35,583 --> 00:23:38,208
But you can't put a price on that.

503
00:23:38,291 --> 00:23:40,208
I've never had this much fun on a boat.

504
00:23:40,291 --> 00:23:44,458
And I once went on a whale-watch
with all four grandparents.

505
00:23:44,541 --> 00:23:48,666
Cowabunga! Or should I say moose-abunga!

506
00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,916
[cheering]

507
00:23:51,541 --> 00:23:52,416
[button chimes]

508
00:23:53,125 --> 00:23:55,416
Ma'am, you've been warned
about non-partying.

509
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,000
How do you still have power?

510
00:23:57,083 --> 00:23:59,250
I assume you generate
electricity in motion,

511
00:23:59,333 --> 00:24:00,958
but how many watt-hours--

512
00:24:01,041 --> 00:24:02,416
-[grunts]
-[dramatic sting]

513
00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:06,458
Oh, no. Neil, you dropped me.

514
00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:07,791
[Lucy laughs]

515
00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:11,583
Uh-oh. Looks like someone's
been having a little too much fun.

516
00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:13,958
Some folks just can't handle
their Torpedo Juice.

517
00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:18,291
That's what we called it in the Navy.
And at Old Navy, where I also worked.

518
00:24:18,375 --> 00:24:20,416
Dishonorably discharged from both.

519
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:21,708
Too funny. [laughs]

520
00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:23,333
Anyway, have you seen Joy?

521
00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:26,250
She was really down about Travis.
I wanna make sure she's okay.

522
00:24:26,333 --> 00:24:28,916
Now who's had too much boat fuel
to drink, Lucy?

523
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,833
There's no one named Joy on this ship.

524
00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:33,083
So how about you shut
that pretty mouth of yours

525
00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:36,166
unless you're using it
to boot and rally or yell "Whoo!"?

526
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:38,291
[dramatic music playing]

527
00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:42,000
[cheering]

528
00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:44,500
Come on, guys. No jewelry in the pool.

529
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,958
That's, like, the only rule.
Besides have fun all the time.

530
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:49,583
[party music playing faintly]

531
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:52,666
[indistinct chatter and laughter]

532
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:59,833
"To Johnny, my most daughter-like son.
Love, your disappointed father."

533
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:01,750
She lied.

534
00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:03,750
They did find my yacht.

535
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:05,666
Okay, oh boy.

536
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:08,625
-How low can she go?
-I'm-a gonna win.

537
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:11,333
How low, indeed.

538
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:14,083
-[cheering]
-[dramatic music playing]

539
00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:16,583
[party music playing]

540
00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,083
[song ends]