1 00:00:06,208 --> 00:00:08,916 [patriotic music playing] 2 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,833 Yet again, I've written the headline for you. 3 00:00:14,916 --> 00:00:15,958 [Vance] "Miss Shed"? 4 00:00:16,041 --> 00:00:17,458 My first grade teacher? 5 00:00:17,541 --> 00:00:19,875 She was mean. I don't like this. 6 00:00:19,958 --> 00:00:22,625 It says "mission accomplished." 7 00:00:22,708 --> 00:00:23,750 We beat the boat. 8 00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:27,208 They wanted to eat us, but all they ate was my fist. 9 00:00:27,291 --> 00:00:30,583 So they were disappointed because that wasn't enough food for them? 10 00:00:30,666 --> 00:00:32,666 Uh, it was plenty of food for them. 11 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:33,666 So they won? 12 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:34,583 As if. 13 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:36,583 Those turds took the easy way out. 14 00:00:36,666 --> 00:00:40,708 We could've eaten people, but day one, I said absolutely not. 15 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:43,500 So it's settled, we're having a parade for me and Lucy. 16 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:46,708 Um, all right, next order of business, what if we eat people? 17 00:00:46,791 --> 00:00:48,875 -Oh, good Lord. -Stop suggesting that. 18 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:52,125 And I know people are wondering what's going on with me and Lucy. 19 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:55,375 Not really. We're mostly trying to deal with what happened on the boat. 20 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:58,500 I saw a lady throw up, and then the throw-up caught on fire, 21 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:01,125 and then the fire went up in her, and she exploded. 22 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:04,250 Well, we totally teamed up to save everyone. 23 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:07,458 But our relationship is purely professional. 24 00:01:07,541 --> 00:01:10,125 Will it lead to something sexual? Good question. 25 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:14,125 Like with all great teammates, there's obviously something there. 26 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,083 I mean, you look at Brady and Gronk, right? 27 00:01:16,166 --> 00:01:19,208 You don't have that kind of chemistry without ever crossing the line physically. 28 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:21,958 On the boat, I saw a guy poop out another guy. 29 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:23,541 Oh my God, still with that? 30 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,875 It's over. I'm a hero again! Mission accomplished! 31 00:01:26,958 --> 00:01:28,666 -[loud explosion] -[Vance] Oh! 32 00:01:28,750 --> 00:01:30,666 [man screams] 33 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:32,541 How am I still alive? 34 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:35,166 -Don't listen to him. This is in the past. -[continues screaming] 35 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:38,291 [theme music playing] 36 00:01:45,750 --> 00:01:47,541 Wait, you built a radio? 37 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:49,916 So, what, you could call for another attack? 38 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,666 I knew I couldn't trust you. 39 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:55,708 Three times you've tried to kill me. The invasion, that rock-- 40 00:01:55,791 --> 00:01:58,041 Look, I'm in a real bind here, Farrah. 41 00:01:58,125 --> 00:01:59,708 World's tiniest violin. 42 00:01:59,791 --> 00:02:01,083 I've seen tinier. 43 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:03,250 And it's not like I wanted to make contact. 44 00:02:03,333 --> 00:02:04,333 I had to. 45 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,166 It was my sworn duty… 46 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:07,083 Doody. [laughs] 47 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:09,625 …to follow the Code of Kragnorp. 48 00:02:09,708 --> 00:02:13,083 Its ancient ways are what separate us from the Work Slugs and Jewz. 49 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,458 With a "z." It's different. 50 00:02:14,541 --> 00:02:18,000 The Code is why we must spread our superior consciousness 51 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,500 to inferior worlds. 52 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:20,416 Sounds like an excuse 53 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,625 to go around the universe being murderous pricks. 54 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:26,458 [sighs] Look, I need that thing to find what's left of TOD 55 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:29,291 because my kids' closest friend is a murder cyborg. 56 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:33,000 Well, if you want to find TOD, you are going to need my help. 57 00:02:33,083 --> 00:02:36,291 "Help"? Right. Maybe you can trick me into another mind-meld. 58 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:38,541 My dreams have been so weird since then. 59 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,541 [panting] 60 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:43,166 -Daddy. -[dramatic swell] 61 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,166 -[gasps] -Oh, that is messed up. 62 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:47,500 -Get out of my brain. -You think I want to be here? 63 00:02:47,583 --> 00:02:51,375 That radio was built for a Cardibean by a Cardibean. 64 00:02:51,458 --> 00:02:52,708 You know, FUBU. 65 00:02:52,791 --> 00:02:54,541 Using it to track a signal 66 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:57,958 requires four arms and an elbow that does this. 67 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:01,083 Fine, then you're coming with me. 68 00:03:01,166 --> 00:03:02,458 I'd be happy to. 69 00:03:02,541 --> 00:03:05,416 Even though today is my turn to host book club. 70 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:06,916 I have other friends. 71 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,250 [whimsical music playing] 72 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:12,125 There you are. You missed my press conference. 73 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:15,166 Yeah, I just didn't feel like getting out of bed this morning. 74 00:03:15,250 --> 00:03:19,000 My mom used to do that for, like, days. She was the best at it. 75 00:03:19,083 --> 00:03:20,916 I think I'm depressed. 76 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,916 Wait, are you seriously sad? 77 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,833 Why? We saved everyone. 78 00:03:25,916 --> 00:03:27,291 No, we didn't. 79 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:31,333 That woman Joy, she's soup now. We didn't save anyone from the boat. 80 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:33,125 Dude, they were cannibals. 81 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,333 Yeah, but they used to be just like us. 82 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,208 Does that mean we're all capable of that? 83 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:39,625 Are people just bad? 84 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,208 Um, okay, bye! 85 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:46,416 What's the point of any of it? 86 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,333 Aw, not you too! 87 00:03:48,416 --> 00:03:51,291 Normally in this country, a boat disaster is an opportunity. 88 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:53,333 The Maine, the Lusitania, Pearl Harbor. 89 00:03:53,416 --> 00:03:56,541 When a boat gets blowed up, we just go cuckoo bananas. 90 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,500 Next thing you know, the stock market has doubled, we own the Philippines, 91 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:02,125 and the ghettos are flooded with heroin. 92 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,750 But I… [sighs] 93 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:04,875 I just don't have it in me. 94 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:06,750 Well, that's what she said, but come on! 95 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:09,208 The people on that ship were my people. 96 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:12,041 Real Americans. And now they're dead. 97 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:15,041 All those votes, just gone. 98 00:04:15,125 --> 00:04:19,000 Dude, they're dead 'cause we kicked their cannibal asses. 99 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:20,875 We should be celebrating that. 100 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:22,291 You know what? Parade. 101 00:04:22,375 --> 00:04:23,791 Executive order. 102 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:27,416 You and Lucy are planning a victory parade today. 103 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:29,083 But not during book club. 104 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:32,125 Axatrax picked The Goldfinch, and it's, like, good. 105 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,791 [whimsical music playing] 106 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:41,291 I didn't know it was person! I ate person. Oh my God! 107 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:42,666 No, no, none of this. 108 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:45,125 Ugh, now you two? 109 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,625 Sir, we need a vehicle. 110 00:04:46,708 --> 00:04:49,041 You're not here to bitch and moan about the cruise ship? 111 00:04:49,125 --> 00:04:52,833 Why would I? Watching humans die while hanging with my best friends? 112 00:04:52,916 --> 00:04:54,000 [chuckling] It was fun. 113 00:04:54,083 --> 00:04:57,250 I need to track down TOD. He's a military asset, so the government-- 114 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:59,583 -Wait, we've got a broken arrow?! -[cinematic music plays] 115 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:02,500 Travolta, Slater, Mulligan. 116 00:05:02,583 --> 00:05:06,916 With Samantha Mathis, Delroy Lindo, Frank Whaley, Howie Long-- 117 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,458 Mr. President, this is urgent. 118 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:10,750 -General Scarpaccio. -Present. 119 00:05:10,833 --> 00:05:15,250 I want you to provide all of the resources for a hard-target retrieval search mission 120 00:05:15,333 --> 00:05:16,708 with extreme prejudice. 121 00:05:16,791 --> 00:05:18,541 Now, get off my plane. 122 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:21,958 Okay. Well, I've triangulated TOD's tracking beacon. 123 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:24,666 So he's alive? I'll bring my compass. I have a compass! 124 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:27,458 No, his location hasn't changed all morning, 125 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:28,958 which means he's definitely-- 126 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:31,250 Taking a real long bath after soccer. 127 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:35,125 We tracked the signal to a shopping mall in Takoma Park, Maryland. 128 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:39,375 -The one with the Lego store? -You're the best our nation has to offer. 129 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:41,541 I'm entrusting you with this mission-- 130 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,583 Wait! We need a cool name for the mission. 131 00:05:43,666 --> 00:05:46,500 Okay, what's cool? Operation Zack Morris Cigarettes? 132 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:49,833 -Operation Glow-in-the-Dark Braces? -Operation Candlepin With Belichick. 133 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,000 Operation Midnight Bedtime. 134 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:53,083 Operation Dad Says "I Love You" at WrestleMania. 135 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,291 Operation Dodgeball Catch. 136 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:57,916 -Operation Mortal Kombat Pizza Party! -…Kombat Pizza Party! 137 00:05:58,416 --> 00:06:00,125 [whooshing] 138 00:06:01,916 --> 00:06:03,750 -Oh, you're welcome! -[patriotic music playing] 139 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:05,291 Here you go, pally. 140 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:07,791 No, you're my hero. 141 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:09,166 [glass shatters] 142 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,458 Disappointed! 143 00:06:12,541 --> 00:06:14,625 -[whimsical music playing] -[sighs] 144 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,458 [groans] 145 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:18,583 You call that a parade? 146 00:06:18,666 --> 00:06:20,750 A parade should have duck boats, 147 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:23,791 so many competing bagpipes that you can't hear anything, 148 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:26,666 and shirtless Gronk with his arm around Brady, 149 00:06:26,750 --> 00:06:28,750 and you're like, "Is this gonna happen?" 150 00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:30,916 -[Simon moans] -Now you? 151 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,458 No. You're my Urkel. 152 00:06:33,541 --> 00:06:35,875 On the boat I was cool. 153 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:37,375 Like a sports guy. 154 00:06:37,458 --> 00:06:38,541 But now it's over. 155 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:40,791 What?! Why are you all still moping? 156 00:06:40,875 --> 00:06:42,958 Because some of us ate man. 157 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:44,041 Okay, Irstenkay, 158 00:06:44,125 --> 00:06:47,916 eating human flesh and being sad about it isn't a personality. 159 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,666 -God. -Guys, snap out of it. 160 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,083 The alien attack was way worse than the boat, 161 00:06:53,166 --> 00:06:55,083 and we got over that in, like, a day. 162 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:56,958 What in the name of God, 163 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:59,875 and I mean his full name, Godfrey von Mandaddy, 164 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:01,375 are you talking about? 165 00:07:01,458 --> 00:07:04,458 The attack was months ago, and we're doing great now. 166 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:05,666 I'm president. 167 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:06,958 We're not over anything. 168 00:07:07,041 --> 00:07:08,583 Everyone we loved is dead. 169 00:07:08,666 --> 00:07:11,708 I don't know what I'd do if I hadn't taken Vanna White's course at UNLV 170 00:07:11,791 --> 00:07:13,375 on smiling through agony. 171 00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:18,000 The final exam was a 15-minute conversation with Pat Sajak. 172 00:07:18,083 --> 00:07:22,083 -And you've caught me crying every day. -I thought that was from my sick burns. 173 00:07:22,166 --> 00:07:24,291 Sir, I may have a stiff upper lip 174 00:07:24,375 --> 00:07:25,583 because of lip death, 175 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:27,916 but I'm still mourning my dear friend Freddy 176 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,541 who made the best barbecue in D.C. 177 00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:32,833 Freddy, I declare. 178 00:07:32,916 --> 00:07:35,125 I love your barbecue almost as much as I love 179 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:38,000 your unique brand of homespun wisdom. 180 00:07:38,083 --> 00:07:42,291 Why, our friendship might be the only pure thing in this dirty town. 181 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:43,666 What's my last name? 182 00:07:44,666 --> 00:07:45,708 -[grunts] -[glass shatters] 183 00:07:45,791 --> 00:07:50,125 Sir, if you think you're over anything, you are in denial. 184 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:53,000 Okay, look, in life, stuff happens. 185 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:56,625 If it's stuff you don't wanna think about, you just push it down. 186 00:07:56,708 --> 00:07:58,416 That's the Mulligan way. 187 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,875 Except for… [scoffs] 188 00:07:59,958 --> 00:08:01,041 …Uncle Billy. 189 00:08:01,125 --> 00:08:04,458 Isn't anyone gonna talk about how they really feel? 190 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:05,916 Without Aunt Agnes-- 191 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,083 Oh great, Billy wants to talk. 192 00:08:09,166 --> 00:08:11,041 That'll bring her back to life. 193 00:08:11,125 --> 00:08:12,541 [all laughing] 194 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:16,625 This is why I became a lighthouse keeper. To get away from you people. 195 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:18,541 Then go keep your freakin' lighthouse! 196 00:08:18,625 --> 00:08:20,750 I will! I'll go keep it right now. 197 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,541 Okay, pally, see ya. 198 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:24,166 No, see ya! 199 00:08:24,250 --> 00:08:27,875 [all continue laughing] 200 00:08:27,958 --> 00:08:30,375 Now, that is repressed. 201 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:32,583 If only you'd done therapy as a child. 202 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:34,791 I'd recommend my guy, but he's probably dead now. 203 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:36,500 And he specialized in adult thumb-sucking. 204 00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:39,541 I had my own therapy, thank you very much. 205 00:08:39,625 --> 00:08:43,875 If I had feelings when I was a kid, like angry, or the crying one, 206 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:46,166 or the one where you go to visit your dad in prison 207 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,250 and they tell you he got let out three months ago, 208 00:08:48,333 --> 00:08:51,458 I'd just get it out of my system by playing some Grand Theft Auto. 209 00:08:51,541 --> 00:08:54,791 GTA 3 was set in a city that was basically just New York. 210 00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:59,458 Including Yankee Stadium. And I would go to town on that thing. 211 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:01,666 Take that, Jeter. 212 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,875 Oh, you suck, Steinbrenner. 213 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:07,250 Rivera, you're a class act, I got nothing against you. 214 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:09,208 Uh, sir, other people wanna play. 215 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,708 Who are you calling "sir"? 216 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:13,166 Yeah, uh, that's not healthy. 217 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:16,541 Daddy once locked me in the root cellar for folding Sister's laundry. 218 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:17,750 You're the sick ones! 219 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:19,833 You're, like, obsessed with the past. 220 00:09:19,916 --> 00:09:23,708 You should all follow my lead. Just bury your feelings and be happy. 221 00:09:23,791 --> 00:09:25,958 Matty, if you need someone to talk to-- 222 00:09:26,041 --> 00:09:26,916 About what? 223 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,333 How my mom was a different lady one year, and no one ever mentioned it? 224 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:32,333 Like Aunt Viv on The Fresh Prince? 225 00:09:32,416 --> 00:09:34,333 That means I was Will Smith. 226 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:35,666 It was a good thing. 227 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:36,791 [all groan] 228 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:39,250 [scoffs] You know what? This is a good day for me, 229 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:40,791 and I'm not letting you ruin it. 230 00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:43,291 Get out of my office. And take her with you. 231 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,333 [groans] 232 00:09:45,416 --> 00:09:49,583 A-sure. Drag Fabia out like a sack of delicious spaghetti. 233 00:09:49,666 --> 00:09:53,416 I know I'm a joke to you, but I'm-a real to me. 234 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:54,541 [groans] 235 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:58,375 Well, at this rate, 236 00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:02,083 we should reach TOD's dead brain in eight hours. 237 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,125 Unless you are leading us into a trap. 238 00:10:04,208 --> 00:10:05,708 Exsqueeze me? 239 00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:08,666 I'm asking you to express my flermp gland. 240 00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:10,833 I don't have a free hand, and if it pops out… [retches] 241 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:12,833 [grunts, babbles] 242 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,500 Great, now that's out there. 243 00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:17,916 Also, excuse me? 244 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,083 What makes you think I would lead you into a trap? 245 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:24,083 Well, lying to my face and then trying to kill me is kind of your deal. 246 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:28,250 Farrah, I am trying here. I didn't have to tell you about the radio. 247 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:32,125 Oh, yeah, one favor totally makes up for super-genocide. 248 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:34,958 I thought humans believed in second chances. 249 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:37,458 Even after Freddie Prinze Jr. admits to Rachael Leigh Cook 250 00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:38,625 that it was all a bet. 251 00:10:38,708 --> 00:10:41,958 Granted, she should've known. She was such a dog with glasses on. 252 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:45,458 I'm a scientist. I believe in data. Take TOD-209. 253 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:49,166 Two hundred and eight other TODs went insane and destroyed themselves, 254 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:52,500 so I know all that's waiting for us at the end of this journey 255 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,041 is a rotting brain inside a rusting robot 256 00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:58,750 inside a mall where some teen girls once pushed me down an escalator. 257 00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:00,833 I fell for 45 minutes. 258 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:03,333 -[recorder chimes] -Ow! Ugh! Ow! 259 00:11:03,416 --> 00:11:05,250 -[men laughing] -Ah! Whoa! 260 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:08,500 Ow, Jesus. Is no one gonna help? 261 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,166 No! Ah, my pants. 262 00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:13,250 Well, there it is. There it all is. 263 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:16,875 And I have enough data on you, Axatrax, to know that I can't trust you again. 264 00:11:16,958 --> 00:11:17,958 That is cold. 265 00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:20,541 Nope, it's called learning from past experience. 266 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:24,708 It's also why I won't touch a hot stove or do a pregnancy photo shoot at the zoo. 267 00:11:24,791 --> 00:11:27,750 -I don't want to know-- -They had to put down a lion. 268 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,291 [patriotic music playing] 269 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:31,041 Sir, uh, we've been talking-- 270 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:34,583 No! Your talking already ruined my parade. 271 00:11:34,666 --> 00:11:36,250 You're not ruining this. 272 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:39,875 [sighs] Matty, I know we're not together, but you can find a real girl. 273 00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,916 Pro-tip, put it in the microwave first. 274 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:45,166 This happens to be a model for my monument. 275 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:47,916 You save humanity twice, you get a monument. 276 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,833 New rule. 277 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,791 It's a little abstract for my taste. 278 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,375 I like a statue of a white man on a horse. 279 00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:56,125 -A boy horse. -It's a work in progress. 280 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,875 For the final thing we'll get a pro like the lady who did 281 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:01,125 the Make Way for Ducklings statue in Boston. 282 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:04,583 The mother duck used to babysit me while my parents went to the dog track. 283 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:08,166 -That lady is definitely not alive. -And that's kind of why we're here. 284 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,708 We know you love Boston, 285 00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:12,458 but you have to know it's, like, gone, right? 286 00:12:12,541 --> 00:12:13,375 No, I don't. 287 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:16,250 Boston's survived a lot worse than some bug attack. 288 00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,833 Remember the 1919 Molasses Flood? 289 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:21,166 Or Jack Nicholson's accent in The Departed? 290 00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,291 So, yeah, Boston's probably fine. 291 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,208 Oh boy. 292 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:28,416 Matty, the first time I ever lost a pageant, I couldn't handle it. 293 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,541 How could the girl from Pahrump win Miss Teen Nevada? 294 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,291 I'm sorry, but if you're deaf, sign language isn't a talent. 295 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:37,166 If you're ever telling this story again, you can skip that observation. 296 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:38,958 So I refused to admit I'd lost. 297 00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:42,708 I made my own sash and tiara and did my own mall openings. 298 00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:47,125 This mall isn't open till Miss Teen Nevada says it is! 299 00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:49,041 -[electric crackling] -[groans] 300 00:12:49,125 --> 00:12:51,583 I'm just saying, if you don't accept the truth, 301 00:12:51,666 --> 00:12:52,750 you're gonna snap. 302 00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:56,333 You need to face facts, son. The aliens destroyed everything. 303 00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:59,250 Including the farm that was in my family for generations. 304 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:02,166 Except for a couple of years after the Civil War. 305 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:06,083 Okay. We know you won't listen to us, so we need to show you something. 306 00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,333 Is it how much you move your hips when you walk? 307 00:13:08,416 --> 00:13:09,416 No, it's not! 308 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,166 [gong tolls] 309 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,625 [melodic drums beating] 310 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:15,625 No. 311 00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:17,625 The aliens. 312 00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:19,500 They blew it up! 313 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,833 [Lucy] This washed ashore a couple weeks ago. 314 00:13:21,916 --> 00:13:24,500 We weren't gonna tell you. We thought you were going through enough. 315 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:27,041 But now that we know that you're going through nothing… 316 00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:30,458 [Matty] The Green Monster was destroyed by green monsters. 317 00:13:30,541 --> 00:13:32,666 How could they do this to one of their own? 318 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:36,208 I know it hurts, sir, but it's for your own good. 319 00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:37,625 Boston is gone. 320 00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:38,833 Of course it is! 321 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,500 They probably blew it up first. 322 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:43,375 It's a global hub of education and innovation. 323 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:46,833 With nightlife that in many ways is more vibrant than New York's. 324 00:13:46,916 --> 00:13:48,916 Because the trains, they stop running at one, 325 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,791 but the bars stay open until two, 326 00:13:50,875 --> 00:13:55,875 and then you have no way to get home, so you have to keep drinking! 327 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:58,750 -[crying] -Yes, that's good, Matty. Let it out. 328 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:00,791 My childhood was a freaking nightmare! 329 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,375 I went to free Catholic School in Charlestown, 330 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:07,541 where the nuns were actually armed robbers in nun masks. 331 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:11,291 And whenever my mom would go missing, my dad would say, 332 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:14,041 "Son, you're the woman of the house now." 333 00:14:14,125 --> 00:14:16,791 And then he and my sisters would all laugh. 334 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,291 [continues crying] 335 00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:20,041 And now they're dead, 336 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:23,250 and I have no one to blame for my problems. 337 00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:28,625 So now it's my fault I rejected a baseball scholarship to B.C. 338 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:32,250 'cause I thought it was a cartoon about cavemen. 339 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,291 [crying] 340 00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:38,875 And also, when I was a baby, my mom would leave me at the firehouse, 341 00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:43,791 and the firemen would just dump me at other firehouses. [crying] 342 00:14:43,875 --> 00:14:45,500 That's probably enough for one day. 343 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,708 Right, ma… maybe we should slip the cork back in this here bottle. 344 00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:49,791 It's too late! 345 00:14:49,875 --> 00:14:51,583 I'm feeling all the feelings! 346 00:14:51,666 --> 00:14:53,416 And you did this to me. 347 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:55,500 Now I know how Uncle Billy felt. 348 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,083 This is why he ran away, 349 00:14:57,166 --> 00:14:59,875 lied about his qualifications as a lighthouse keeper, 350 00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:02,833 and caused, like, a bunch of shipwrecks. 351 00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,375 Wait, where are you going? 352 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:05,916 [Matty] I'm running away! 353 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,541 And I never want to see you jags ever again. 354 00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,208 [crying, grunts] 355 00:15:11,916 --> 00:15:13,666 -Huh? -[dramatic music playing] 356 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:19,375 Nooooorm! 357 00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:20,916 [Jayson] Your turn, Dr. B. 358 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,541 Ugh, fine. 359 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,875 I spy with my little eye 360 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,583 something that was incinerated by Axatrax 361 00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:31,541 because of the noble Code of Meepmop or whatever. 362 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:33,666 Is it the kid-shaped pile of ash on that swing set? 363 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,000 Yes, it is. 364 00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:36,250 [electronic beeping] 365 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,833 Wait. The signal is moving. 366 00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:41,791 Does that mean TOD's moving? Like, he's alive? 367 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,041 Oh crap. 368 00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:44,500 Stop the car. 369 00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,916 [dramatic music playing] 370 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,916 What in God's full name, 371 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,458 Godzorp Von Aliendaddy, are you doing? 372 00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:53,250 If TOD is alive, we have to kill him. 373 00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,958 You put that really cool gun down right now, 374 00:15:57,041 --> 00:15:58,458 so I can play with it. 375 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,875 Two hundred and eight TODs have killed themselves. 376 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:04,250 I was hoping this one had done it quickly because the ones who don't 377 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,000 tend to do a lot of damage first. 378 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,875 We've been covering it up for years. 379 00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:09,958 The 2003 New York City blackout. 380 00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:11,875 All those wildfires in California. 381 00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:14,416 The envelope mix-up at the 2017 Oscars. 382 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,791 -[uplifting music playing] -[electronic whirring] 383 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,083 [crowd applauding] 384 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:27,916 So you're just going to blow him up? You're not even gonna give him a chance? 385 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,875 Two hundred and eight other-- 386 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,375 You're a hypocrite! 387 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,583 I use the Code of Kragnorp as an excuse for doing bad things? 388 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:37,000 Well, data is your Code of Kragnorp. 389 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,375 -An excuse to take the easy way out. -[Dr. Braun sighs] 390 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,750 An excuse not to give people a second chance. 391 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,583 Because the numbers say you might get hurt. 392 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:46,750 Oh my God, TOD's just a robot. 393 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,333 No, you're the robot. 394 00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:50,666 -Oh, snap. -Yeah, that felt pretty good. 395 00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:54,208 And if you want to kill TOD, you'll have to go through us. 396 00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:57,583 -Two highly decorated generals with-- Hey! -[Dr. Braun grunts] 397 00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,666 Why is that your move every time? 398 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:01,958 -[grunting] -[Jayson screams] 399 00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:05,791 [grunting] Whoa! 400 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:09,208 You'll never find him without my radio. And you can't use it without… 401 00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:10,125 my arms. 402 00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:12,041 Right. Okay. 403 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,625 Oh my gosh. Is Matty still not back? 404 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:20,416 No. And guess what I've done with all that unchecked power? 405 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:21,375 Squat! 406 00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,083 Not even the fun diddly kind. 407 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:24,708 I'm kind of worried about him. 408 00:17:24,791 --> 00:17:26,375 What about me? 409 00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:29,458 I'm the last Republican on Earth. The party dies with me. 410 00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:32,208 Along with the secret language that Mother and I communicate in. 411 00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:36,291 Tippata. Deesamay pettapay. [kisses] 412 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:39,083 -I feel the same way. -Gah! I thought you was cushions! 413 00:17:39,166 --> 00:17:41,125 I thought he was a dog eating a ham. 414 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:44,000 I can't stop thinking about how the aliens vaporized Robert Caro 415 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,250 just as he was writing, 416 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,791 "In conclusion, Lyndon Johnson was a…" 417 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,916 -A what? We'll never know! -[chair toots] 418 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,791 Well, at least Matty's not here so I don't have to waste ten minutes 419 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,750 trying to convince him that that was a chair. 420 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,500 Which it was. You believe me, right? 421 00:17:57,583 --> 00:17:59,916 Remember the last time your chair did that? 422 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,208 -I order you to stop so I can smell it. -[all laughing] 423 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:05,833 The role of the executive branch is to carry out and enforce the law, 424 00:18:05,916 --> 00:18:07,208 so you gotta let me. 425 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:09,416 Did you learn that just for fart reasons? 426 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:11,000 That meeting was depressing. 427 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,666 Dr. Braun was giving a presentation 428 00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,083 on how drinking Dasani was ruining our genitals. 429 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,583 But we were laughing because of Matty. 430 00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:20,250 He does have a way of lightening the mood with his antics. 431 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:24,041 And not to mention his tomfoolery and… Oh, and his monkeyshines. 432 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,291 I used to babysit a lot. 433 00:18:25,375 --> 00:18:28,541 As a thank-you, the dads would buy me the same perfume as their wives. 434 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:31,708 And having Matty around is kind of like taking care of a baby. 435 00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,166 You can't think about your problems 436 00:18:33,250 --> 00:18:35,166 when keeping a kid from falling down the stairs. 437 00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,500 Matty is exactly like that. 438 00:18:38,666 --> 00:18:40,416 Dude, Happy New Year! 439 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:41,583 Sir, it's May. 440 00:18:41,666 --> 00:18:44,083 Uh, then why am I dressed like this? 441 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,416 Whoa! 442 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,083 Oh no! [grunts] Why! 443 00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:51,333 He distracts us from how truly awful life is now. 444 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,000 [mascot screaming] Oh no! 445 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:55,375 So that dunderhead is actually useful. 446 00:18:55,458 --> 00:18:57,708 In spite of his head being all full-up with dunder. 447 00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,250 Well, he was 448 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:00,958 until we broke him. 449 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:03,250 We've gotta find that boy and fix him up. 450 00:19:03,333 --> 00:19:04,416 Like we did with Gerald Ford 451 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:08,416 after he tripped out of one helicopter into the blades of another helicopter. 452 00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,583 [whimsical music playing] 453 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:12,583 [snorts] 454 00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:14,791 -[suspenseful music playing] -[bear growls] 455 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,958 [pigeon coos] 456 00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,041 [Dr. Braun] Gotcha. 457 00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:25,833 [dramatic music playing] 458 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:26,916 [grunts] 459 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,333 [playing piano] 460 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:33,041 Oh boy! Cheese-tastic. 461 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:35,750 [TOD-209] You would not say that if you knew her. 462 00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,541 Hello, Farrah. 463 00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,750 Okay, this was not predicted by the data. 464 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,666 [TOD-209] TOD played piano. 465 00:19:42,750 --> 00:19:44,458 TOD loved piano. 466 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:49,041 You haven't killed anyone or forced Apple to simultaneously release products 467 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:52,583 that use MagSafe, Lightning, and USB-C chargers? 468 00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:55,708 Yeah, a TOD did that. And I have to live with it. 469 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:59,083 [TOD-209] TOD just exploring feelings through song. 470 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:01,541 TOD wrote this last night. 471 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:04,541 -♪ Moon, why are you? ♪ -[piano plays out of tune] 472 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:05,916 Oh my God. 473 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,958 ♪ Star ♪ 474 00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,458 ♪ Other star ♪ 475 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,041 ♪ Third star ♪ 476 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,791 You're not destroying anything. 477 00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:15,791 You're trying to create stuff. I'm the one trying to blow things up. 478 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,916 [TOD-209] Yes. What is anti-tank missile for? 479 00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:21,250 Tanks. 480 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:23,583 [TOD-209] Sure. Tanks the worst. 481 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:26,625 TOD, can we start over? 482 00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,916 [TOD-209] No. TOD happy here. 483 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,916 TOD have friends now. Fellow robots. 484 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,458 But you're not a robot. 485 00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:35,916 You're a human being. 486 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,166 [sighs] More than I am. 487 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,458 So come home. 488 00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:43,041 Don't listen to her, TOD. She never cared about the music. 489 00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,583 Okay, how is that happening? 490 00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:46,208 [whimsical music playing] 491 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,833 [TOD-209] TOD could use fresh brain tank fluid. 492 00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,250 Yeah. It's pretty filthy in there, buddy. 493 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,375 Oh, is that a frog? 494 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:55,125 [TOD-209] Yeah. That Froggy. He cool. 495 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:56,333 So, what do you say? 496 00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:57,958 [TOD-209] On one condition. 497 00:20:58,041 --> 00:21:01,750 -TOD's band playing a show tonight. -[groans] Goddammit. 498 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:03,833 [TOD-209] Venue have two-drink minimum, 499 00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:07,416 but patrons strongly encouraged to order food as well. 500 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,041 [sighs] And I'll be there. 501 00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:12,083 [classical piano music plays] 502 00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:15,208 [Lucy] Matty! We know you're in there! 503 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,666 How'd you turkeys find me? 504 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:19,833 We just figured you'd do what Uncle Billy did. 505 00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:21,958 Since you said you were gonna do what Uncle Billy did. 506 00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:23,375 You're not a complicated person. 507 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:25,041 Well, you know what else Uncle Billy did? 508 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:28,500 He never saw anyone from his past ever again. 509 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,083 Actually, he never saw anything ever again, 510 00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,583 because he broke the only rule of lighthouse keeping, 511 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,083 don't look at the big light. 512 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,666 That rule also comes in handy if you ever die a little bit. 513 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:40,833 There's one way you're very different from Uncle Billy. 514 00:21:40,916 --> 00:21:43,166 Uh, yeah, I'm not an uncle. 515 00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,083 That I know of. 516 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,708 Um, no. 517 00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:49,000 No one ever cared enough to go find Uncle Billy. 518 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,000 'Cause no one needed him like we need you. 519 00:21:52,375 --> 00:21:53,375 I'm not crying. 520 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,416 It's eye sweat. I just did an eye workout. 521 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,541 You have to come back, sir. 522 00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:01,958 Without your unique leadership, we're three little lost lambs. 523 00:22:02,041 --> 00:22:04,666 Yeah, obviously. [sniffles] It's just, 'cause of you guys, 524 00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:07,291 I'm feeling a lot of stuff that I've been keeping good and buried. 525 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:10,541 For example, my Aunt Mary became a nun because when I was six-- 526 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:11,916 -Stop it! -I don't wanna hear. 527 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,416 Sir, I think we might have something 528 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,333 that can help you deal with those pesky emotions. 529 00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:18,583 You've got Grand Theft Auto? 530 00:22:18,666 --> 00:22:23,041 Oh, I believe we can do you a sight better than that, Mr. President. 531 00:22:23,666 --> 00:22:27,291 Dude, if this works, we are so going to Friendly's after. 532 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:32,750 How did you know there was a missile silo under Dupont Circle? 533 00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:35,541 Oh, in the '80s, we put nukes most everywhere. 534 00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:37,750 The government started the Applebee's restaurant chain 535 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:39,250 just to hide missile silos. 536 00:22:39,333 --> 00:22:42,208 The menu was designed to keep people away. 537 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:45,666 I mean, what kind of restaurant serves both fettuccine Alfredo 538 00:22:45,750 --> 00:22:47,500 and broiled Cajun trout? 539 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:50,500 But folks showed up, and we were in a jam. 540 00:22:50,583 --> 00:22:53,458 Sir, we're still waiting on our riblets. 541 00:22:53,541 --> 00:22:56,708 But why do you want them? What do you think they are? 542 00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:00,666 Wait, why were you dressed as a waitress? 543 00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:01,708 For the tips. 544 00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:03,583 Did you launch a nuclear missile? 545 00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:06,875 Yeah, we're nuking Yankee Stadium. Take that, Jeter! 546 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,750 What is wrong with you people? 547 00:23:08,833 --> 00:23:10,541 Well, Matty was sad. 548 00:23:10,625 --> 00:23:11,875 And? 549 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:13,833 We were also sad. 550 00:23:13,916 --> 00:23:14,750 Oh my God. 551 00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:18,250 I leave for one day… Simon, were you part of this? 552 00:23:18,333 --> 00:23:20,125 You had to see how sad we were. 553 00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:23,708 Then we realized we need Matty. Maybe more than he needs us. 554 00:23:23,791 --> 00:23:27,250 Yeah, I had a basically identical experience with TOD, 555 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:30,541 and somehow managed not to launch a nuclear weapon. 556 00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:32,333 Oh, shut up. Here we go. 557 00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:33,250 [whooshes] 558 00:23:33,333 --> 00:23:35,750 Everyone's finally accounted for. 559 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:39,166 Goldman Sachs senior management all survived. 560 00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:40,083 [cheering] 561 00:23:40,166 --> 00:23:43,750 It sure was smart of us to collaborate with the aliens. 562 00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:45,666 [loud explosion] 563 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:47,833 Ha-ha! Suck it, Bucky Dent! 564 00:23:47,916 --> 00:23:51,583 And also Clemens and Boggs in the latter parts of their careers! 565 00:23:51,666 --> 00:23:54,125 Okay, well, I'm glad everyone's all cheered up. 566 00:23:54,208 --> 00:23:57,250 Because if the wind were blowing even two degrees to the south-- 567 00:23:57,333 --> 00:23:59,666 Cool, now we just gotta do the rest of the A.L. East-- 568 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:03,750 No. You're all coming with me to TOD's band's first concert. 569 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,000 Aw, no fair. What'd we do? 570 00:24:06,708 --> 00:24:12,375 ♪ Happy birthday to child Chuck E. birthday to you ♪ 571 00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:13,708 [scattered applause] 572 00:24:14,291 --> 00:24:17,833 Okay, this makes up for all the times I've tried to kill you. 573 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,833 [TOD-209] Thank you. This next song original. 574 00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:23,833 [all groan] 575 00:24:23,916 --> 00:24:25,750 -Oh my God. -Yes, TOD! 576 00:24:25,833 --> 00:24:27,583 [TOD-209] ♪ Froggy ♪ 577 00:24:28,291 --> 00:24:33,333 ♪ Pretty Froggy Now that you're gone, I miss you ♪ 578 00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:36,333 [ragtime music playing] 579 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:39,333 [ragtime singer] ♪ Froggy ♪ 580 00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:44,666 ♪ Pretty Froggy Now that you're gone, I miss you ♪ 581 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:48,208 ♪ Froggy, hop away now, you hopped away ♪ 582 00:24:48,291 --> 00:24:52,125 ♪ And you never said goodbye ♪ 583 00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:54,625 ♪ But it's okay ♪ 584 00:24:54,708 --> 00:25:00,000 ♪ Pretty Froggy Because you are wet and green and frog ♪ 585 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:04,125 ♪ And I know that "ribbit" means ♪ 586 00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:07,333 ♪ "I love you" ♪ 587 00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:09,916 ♪ Froggy ♪ 588 00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:15,625 ♪ Pretty Froggy You laid eggs inside my brain ♪ 589 00:25:15,708 --> 00:25:19,041 ♪ And it feels like they are Making me forget ♪ 590 00:25:19,125 --> 00:25:23,166 ♪ How to blurm flurm blurm blurm flurm ♪ 591 00:25:23,791 --> 00:25:27,083 ♪ Froggy, Froggy ♪ 592 00:25:27,583 --> 00:25:32,333 ♪ Goodbye, frog ♪ 593 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:33,541 [song ends]