1 00:00:06,546 --> 00:00:08,921 [dramatic music playing] 2 00:00:11,255 --> 00:00:12,421 -[crackles] -[loud explosion] 3 00:00:12,505 --> 00:00:13,755 [lasers zapping] 4 00:00:13,838 --> 00:00:14,963 [humans screaming] 5 00:00:16,588 --> 00:00:18,338 [dramatic music continues] 6 00:00:18,421 --> 00:00:20,255 [screaming continues] 7 00:00:20,338 --> 00:00:25,296 I'm gonna die without ever seeing Paris… Hilton's zombie movie. 8 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:26,755 Every'all shut up! 9 00:00:26,838 --> 00:00:28,088 [music halts] 10 00:00:28,171 --> 00:00:29,296 Why are we here? 11 00:00:29,380 --> 00:00:32,755 Why did I, with a degree in Resort Sciences and Pool Stuff 12 00:00:32,838 --> 00:00:37,838 from the University of Tampa Bay Downtown, choose a career in cruise hospitality? 13 00:00:37,921 --> 00:00:40,255 You know the answer. Y'all came on a cruise 14 00:00:40,338 --> 00:00:41,963 to forget about the real world. 15 00:00:42,046 --> 00:00:43,255 You come on a cruise 16 00:00:43,338 --> 00:00:46,421 because no matter what is happening out there, 17 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:50,880 here, on board The Princess, it is Fiesta Night! 18 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:54,963 A celebration of Mexico and all the other ones. 19 00:00:55,046 --> 00:00:59,505 Spain maybe? Arizona? And nothing is gonna change that. 20 00:00:59,588 --> 00:01:03,380 Is this our last night on Earth? Probably. So y'all got a choice. 21 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:06,421 Curl up and die, or do what you came here to do 22 00:01:06,505 --> 00:01:09,463 and party like it's the end of the Goddamn world! 23 00:01:09,546 --> 00:01:12,046 [cheering] 24 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:15,130 -[tropical music playing] -[cheering continues] 25 00:01:15,213 --> 00:01:16,630 [woman] Oh, this is my jam! 26 00:01:20,463 --> 00:01:22,338 [lasers zapping] 27 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:26,088 [tropical music continues] 28 00:01:26,171 --> 00:01:27,880 [cheering, indistinct chatter] 29 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:29,338 [Sheila] Party on. 30 00:01:29,421 --> 00:01:30,546 Excellent. 31 00:01:30,630 --> 00:01:31,630 [dramatic music plays] 32 00:01:31,713 --> 00:01:34,755 [theme music playing] 33 00:01:42,213 --> 00:01:46,796 Oh, pally, we are gonna turn this place into the sickest bachelor pad! 34 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,255 Just you wait until we relocate the embassy wine cellar. 35 00:01:49,338 --> 00:01:52,338 Classy. I dated a college girl who drank wine. 36 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:53,880 I mean, not really "dated." 37 00:01:53,963 --> 00:01:57,171 It was a reverse My Fair Lady, and it did not work out. 38 00:01:57,255 --> 00:02:01,380 You ever get thrown through a fancy window? The glass is so thick. 39 00:02:01,463 --> 00:02:04,130 Fine wine is just the beginning of the changes around here. 40 00:02:04,213 --> 00:02:07,630 For instance, now that this is England, we have not gone to the moon. 41 00:02:07,713 --> 00:02:10,171 I'm just glad somebody else is in charge now. 42 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,380 I got sick and tired of leading those chowderheads. 43 00:02:12,463 --> 00:02:15,380 -Heavy is the head. -Oh, Yoda, nice. 44 00:02:15,463 --> 00:02:18,255 [in Yoda voice] Green I am. Swamp I live in. 45 00:02:18,796 --> 00:02:19,796 [cart rattling] 46 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,880 Oh, Your Highness. 47 00:02:21,963 --> 00:02:23,963 -Ah, yes. -Dude, are you moving back in? 48 00:02:24,046 --> 00:02:25,546 Well, it was the king's idea. 49 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:29,088 And, while this whole monarchy business is a new trick for an old dog, 50 00:02:29,171 --> 00:02:33,380 I do know that I must obey my king. Tell me to do something, King. 51 00:02:33,463 --> 00:02:35,255 Very well. Show me your tummy. 52 00:02:36,255 --> 00:02:40,880 Hmm. Your tummy pleases me. And so long as the United Kingdom is just us three, 53 00:02:40,963 --> 00:02:44,505 we do want our subjects close to their loving monarch. 54 00:02:44,588 --> 00:02:46,838 I… love you. 55 00:02:46,921 --> 00:02:51,505 This is totally what I need right now. Tonight, I am hanging with my bros. 56 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:54,380 Bros before toes, am I right? I'm a toe man. 57 00:02:54,463 --> 00:02:56,338 Sure, okay, let's do this. 58 00:02:56,421 --> 00:02:58,755 Guys' night. No girls allowed. 59 00:02:58,838 --> 00:03:01,546 You heard him! Get out of here! [grunts] 60 00:03:01,630 --> 00:03:03,338 [cart clattering] 61 00:03:03,421 --> 00:03:04,588 [indistinct chatter] 62 00:03:04,671 --> 00:03:07,463 Thank you, Herbert Sellner, inventor of the waterslide! 63 00:03:07,546 --> 00:03:11,130 Although the first documented waterslide… Moosie, move! [yells, grunts] 64 00:03:11,213 --> 00:03:13,713 That's the hottest thing I've ever seen! 65 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,796 Joy, Dr. Braun! There you are. 66 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:20,046 [gasps] Oh no. 67 00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:23,880 Hey, little lady. I'm Rick. And so is he. We're brothers. 68 00:03:23,963 --> 00:03:25,713 But your names are both Ri-- 69 00:03:25,796 --> 00:03:27,046 Ow! Why? 70 00:03:27,130 --> 00:03:30,796 Psst! Over here. I threw the rock. That was me. 71 00:03:31,380 --> 00:03:32,755 [curious music plays] 72 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,755 Hey, you're from land, right? 73 00:03:34,838 --> 00:03:36,505 Yeah. I'm Lucy. 74 00:03:37,671 --> 00:03:39,963 Suwan. From The Love Choice. 75 00:03:40,046 --> 00:03:40,963 Which season? 76 00:03:41,046 --> 00:03:43,963 Ugh! Look, something weird is happening on this boat. 77 00:03:44,046 --> 00:03:45,421 Yes! Thank you. 78 00:03:45,505 --> 00:03:47,338 This was on my yacht. 79 00:03:47,421 --> 00:03:51,005 -But it was here, in the lost and found. -So you think they found your boat? 80 00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:54,338 Boats are for bath time. They found my yacht. 81 00:03:54,421 --> 00:03:57,338 And that Sheila lady lied to my fat face about it. 82 00:03:57,421 --> 00:03:59,630 I think they're lying about a lot more than that. 83 00:03:59,713 --> 00:04:01,588 My friends are disappearing. 84 00:04:01,671 --> 00:04:03,296 You can buy new friends. 85 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:07,463 Where's the rest of my stuff? I had so much beautiful crap on my yacht. 86 00:04:07,546 --> 00:04:10,588 A gold machine gun I bought at Uday Hussein's estate sale, 87 00:04:10,671 --> 00:04:12,338 this super sexy mermaid painting. 88 00:04:12,421 --> 00:04:18,630 See, I had the idea to start the fish part just a bit lower so you get everything. 89 00:04:18,713 --> 00:04:21,421 There's definitely something messed up going on here. 90 00:04:21,505 --> 00:04:23,171 Now, what are you two whispering about? 91 00:04:23,255 --> 00:04:26,213 How weird it is dogs look so different but are still all dogs? 92 00:04:26,296 --> 00:04:29,671 Well, you're missing a heck of a party. Lucy, you're the Pied Piper. 93 00:04:29,755 --> 00:04:32,296 The serial killer who terrorized Washoe County? 94 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:35,671 No! First of all, David Earl Walters confessed. 95 00:04:35,755 --> 00:04:38,005 Second of all, I was, like, a baby. 96 00:04:38,088 --> 00:04:40,463 How could I have used the press to taunt the police like that? 97 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:43,421 Let alone lure hobos into the woods with beautiful flute music and then-- 98 00:04:43,505 --> 00:04:46,380 No, hon, I just mean that after you came on board The Princess, 99 00:04:46,463 --> 00:04:48,588 all the other fun D.C. folks followed you. 100 00:04:48,671 --> 00:04:51,296 [mascot] So thass all my Eth-TDs. Yah turn. 101 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:55,546 Sure, a couple of you need the Fun Police to turn some frowns upside down. 102 00:04:55,630 --> 00:04:59,046 No, I am smiling. My face is just upside down. 103 00:04:59,130 --> 00:05:02,046 -Where are they taking him? -Who cares? Is he you? 104 00:05:02,130 --> 00:05:04,671 I used to have a t-shirt that said that in diamonds. 105 00:05:04,755 --> 00:05:08,546 Look, no one knows why the aliens didn't attack The Thirsty Princess. 106 00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:10,880 -[adventurous music plays] -[electronic beeping] 107 00:05:10,963 --> 00:05:12,838 [in Cardibean] Did we already shoot this one? 108 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:15,630 If it's on fire, we shot it. 109 00:05:15,713 --> 00:05:16,921 Thanks, Grandpa. 110 00:05:17,005 --> 00:05:18,213 I love you! 111 00:05:18,296 --> 00:05:20,296 [adventurous music continues] 112 00:05:20,380 --> 00:05:23,213 [in English] Vape up, everyone. Y'all can't take it with y'all. 113 00:05:23,296 --> 00:05:25,505 God damn, we look so cool! 114 00:05:26,421 --> 00:05:29,921 But when we got spared, everyone here got a new lease on life. 115 00:05:30,005 --> 00:05:33,296 And we are not going to waste it. [laughs] 116 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:36,713 Not while the sun is shining, and the bar is stocked… 117 00:05:36,796 --> 00:05:38,671 -Party foul! -[woman] Nice, Slip 'N Slide! 118 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:39,755 …and the buffet. 119 00:05:39,838 --> 00:05:43,588 Ooh, just you wait till the tide gets us on out of here. 120 00:05:43,671 --> 00:05:46,505 I hope you'll sit at my table for the big embarkation dinner. 121 00:05:46,588 --> 00:05:48,255 Ooh, the captain's table. 122 00:05:48,338 --> 00:05:50,755 That was the name of a strip club in Reno that served shrimp. 123 00:05:50,838 --> 00:05:54,880 No, sweetie. I'm not the captain. I'm the entertainment director. 124 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:56,546 Our captain died in the attack. 125 00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:59,921 The only thing steering this ship now is the party gods. 126 00:06:00,005 --> 00:06:02,421 But you guys didn't get attacked. 127 00:06:02,505 --> 00:06:07,088 So how did he, or she-- in pornos, captains are sometimes women-- 128 00:06:07,171 --> 00:06:08,921 die during the attack? 129 00:06:10,213 --> 00:06:14,005 -It was a coincidence. Shark. So… -[mysterious music plays] 130 00:06:14,588 --> 00:06:18,921 -Ha! Get 'em, Martha! -Where am I? Why is my chair talking? 131 00:06:19,005 --> 00:06:19,921 [kids chuckling] 132 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,171 [Jeremy] Long live the king. 133 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:24,255 -The South shall rise again. -How do you like us apples. 134 00:06:24,338 --> 00:06:26,255 -[rock music playing] -[gulping, grunts] 135 00:06:26,338 --> 00:06:27,546 -[glass shatters] -Montage! 136 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:29,171 [Matty] ♪ It's a boy's night ♪ 137 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,380 -♪ A night just for boys… ♪ -[Jeremy grunts] 138 00:06:31,463 --> 00:06:34,005 ♪ Getting naughty And making some noise! ♪ 139 00:06:34,088 --> 00:06:36,713 Oh yeah, that was another strike, Jer. 140 00:06:37,838 --> 00:06:39,046 -♪ Doing pranks… ♪ -[chuckles] 141 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:40,421 ♪ Ooh, outta sight ♪ 142 00:06:40,505 --> 00:06:43,338 ♪ It's not for babies It's a boys' night! ♪ 143 00:06:43,421 --> 00:06:46,880 -Who the hell is it? -[in falsetto] It's your mom. I'm alive. 144 00:06:46,963 --> 00:06:48,713 Goddamn, Mommy? 145 00:06:48,796 --> 00:06:50,213 [laughing] 146 00:06:50,296 --> 00:06:51,463 ♪ A boys' night ♪ 147 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:53,255 ♪ No girls allowed ♪ 148 00:06:53,338 --> 00:06:56,005 ♪ 'Cause boys is company But girls is a crowd! ♪ 149 00:06:56,088 --> 00:06:58,255 …you drink every time you hear a message 150 00:06:58,338 --> 00:07:01,963 from across the thin veil between this world and the next. 151 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,255 [music continues] 152 00:07:06,380 --> 00:07:07,755 ♪ Doing more pranks ♪ 153 00:07:07,838 --> 00:07:09,296 ♪ Pranks are the best ♪ 154 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:12,130 ♪ I love pranks Just don't do them on me! ♪ 155 00:07:12,213 --> 00:07:14,880 -Dude, What is that supposed to be? -I don't know what they look like. 156 00:07:14,963 --> 00:07:17,338 -But you've got one. -And I've never even touched it. 157 00:07:19,588 --> 00:07:20,755 [Matty] ♪ Big finish ♪ 158 00:07:20,838 --> 00:07:23,088 ♪ Boys' night! ♪ 159 00:07:23,838 --> 00:07:25,838 You think they're having fun on that stupid boat? 160 00:07:25,921 --> 00:07:28,088 -Oh, who cares? -I don't care. 161 00:07:28,171 --> 00:07:30,296 I'll tell you that right now. I wanted them to leave. 162 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:33,296 I just don't want them thinking I'm sitting around butt-hurt, you know? 163 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:35,921 'Cause I'm doing amazing. I'm on a roof. 164 00:07:36,005 --> 00:07:38,088 Like Batman or a helicopter. 165 00:07:38,171 --> 00:07:41,421 You should go over there. Show them you're still cock of the walk. 166 00:07:41,505 --> 00:07:43,838 Strut around that hen yard with your shiny feathers. 167 00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:46,755 "Bock-bock gobble-gobble, you wish you was me." 168 00:07:46,838 --> 00:07:51,380 When my ex, the third Middleton sister, Bongo Middleton, was getting married, 169 00:07:51,463 --> 00:07:54,671 I showed up at the wedding with Gemma Venables on my arm. 170 00:07:55,755 --> 00:07:57,338 The Chocolate Orange heiress? 171 00:07:58,421 --> 00:08:02,671 Venables Sour Suck Jellies? Okay, I thought this was England. 172 00:08:02,755 --> 00:08:04,338 -[party music playing in distance] -Huh. 173 00:08:05,130 --> 00:08:09,713 No, you guys are so right. I'm gonna go. What's the fastest way down from here? 174 00:08:09,796 --> 00:08:10,963 Ahh! 175 00:08:11,046 --> 00:08:13,380 -Crap! God! Oh! Ah! -[loud thuds] 176 00:08:13,463 --> 00:08:15,630 There's a thing that sticks out! Dammit! 177 00:08:15,713 --> 00:08:18,171 Ahh! Oh, it's good I'm so limp. 178 00:08:18,255 --> 00:08:22,546 Ow! Oh, that hurt! Okay, I'm down! I'll catch you later! 179 00:08:23,755 --> 00:08:26,463 [curious music playing] 180 00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:28,380 [bird] Here comes fat ass. Fat ass! 181 00:08:29,755 --> 00:08:32,088 [squawks] Stupid Johnny fat ass. 182 00:08:32,171 --> 00:08:33,921 [in Mandarin] Embarrassment to family! 183 00:08:34,005 --> 00:08:36,046 [in English] My rare albino parrot I hate. 184 00:08:36,713 --> 00:08:37,880 Mr. Bird? 185 00:08:37,963 --> 00:08:39,630 [squawks] You're bad at bird names. 186 00:08:39,713 --> 00:08:41,630 And all my stuff. 187 00:08:41,713 --> 00:08:43,588 My Ed Hardy samurai swords. 188 00:08:43,671 --> 00:08:45,713 The bones of the actor who played Elephant Man. 189 00:08:45,796 --> 00:08:47,213 And my party girls. 190 00:08:47,296 --> 00:08:48,338 Hey, ladies. 191 00:08:48,421 --> 00:08:51,380 Where's Coleman? I'd like to order that guy to punch himself. 192 00:08:51,463 --> 00:08:53,296 -Looking for something? -Scream! 193 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:55,921 I thought I recognized your face. From this. 194 00:08:56,005 --> 00:08:58,046 Those are Janet Jackson's hands. 195 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:00,463 You must be the owner of that yacht we ran into. 196 00:09:00,546 --> 00:09:02,838 And where is she? "She" is my yacht. 197 00:09:02,921 --> 00:09:06,713 Boats are girls 'cause they're expensive and they take you for a ride, I'm funny. 198 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,963 Snooping around? Asking questions? 199 00:09:10,046 --> 00:09:13,046 I'm starting to think you're not someone we wanna party with. 200 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:15,213 But we can find other uses for you. 201 00:09:15,296 --> 00:09:16,713 [dramatic music plays] 202 00:09:16,796 --> 00:09:18,588 [squawks] Good luck with that, Sheila. 203 00:09:19,838 --> 00:09:21,088 What do you think you're doing? 204 00:09:21,171 --> 00:09:23,755 Well, I just squeezed myself a glass of giraffe milk 205 00:09:23,838 --> 00:09:27,213 into which I was about to dunk my favorite and most southern cookie, 206 00:09:27,296 --> 00:09:28,421 a Savannah Smile. 207 00:09:28,505 --> 00:09:31,921 During the attack, I saved three things, a box of these, Mother, 208 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:35,088 and a mint-condition 1976 Disco Skate Barbie. 209 00:09:35,171 --> 00:09:37,921 I didn't know there were biscuits. I command you to give me a biscuit. 210 00:09:38,005 --> 00:09:41,088 -If by "biscuit," you mean "cookie"-- -You live in England, sir. 211 00:09:41,171 --> 00:09:44,921 Biscuit, chip, fanny, they all mean the opposite of what you think now. 212 00:09:45,005 --> 00:09:48,588 -But this is the very last one. -And your king has imposed a tax upon it. 213 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,963 A num-num tax of one biscuit. 214 00:09:51,463 --> 00:09:56,046 Hmm. We do not care for it. Now get dressed. We're going clubbing. 215 00:09:56,130 --> 00:09:59,630 But I'm already in my nightshirt. I have my nightcap and my candle, 216 00:09:59,713 --> 00:10:02,671 and I can hear the clanging chains of my business partner's ghost. 217 00:10:02,755 --> 00:10:07,463 We are going to a discoteca, and you don't have a say. I'm your king. 218 00:10:07,546 --> 00:10:10,463 So you take my cookie, and I don't get a vote on my own affairs? 219 00:10:10,546 --> 00:10:12,588 Well, slap me till I think it's Christmas. 220 00:10:12,671 --> 00:10:16,130 That is good old-fashioned taxation without representation. 221 00:10:16,213 --> 00:10:18,505 Let's not go down that road again, shall we? 222 00:10:18,588 --> 00:10:22,546 That kind of thinking caused such unpleasantness a few hundred years ago. 223 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:25,380 Stupid king. I don't like this king. 224 00:10:25,463 --> 00:10:27,213 My biscuit ain't no biscuit… 225 00:10:27,296 --> 00:10:28,838 Giraffe noise. 226 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,671 [tropical music playing faintly] 227 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:32,421 [boat creaking] 228 00:10:32,505 --> 00:10:37,671 No one tells me what to do. I'm Irstenkay, and I'm the worst! 229 00:10:37,755 --> 00:10:41,171 -I just don't think this boat is safe. -Listen up, boomer. 230 00:10:41,255 --> 00:10:44,088 Either you're an ally of my reckless behavior, 231 00:10:44,171 --> 00:10:45,755 or you hate women. 232 00:10:45,838 --> 00:10:47,588 I'm a disrupter! 233 00:10:47,671 --> 00:10:48,588 [Matty] Ow! 234 00:10:48,671 --> 00:10:50,005 What's up, guys? 235 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:54,171 Just wanted to come over, make sure we weren't being too loud over on land. 236 00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:56,046 'Cause of what, you crying? 237 00:10:56,130 --> 00:10:58,296 No, Grimes. We were having a rager. 238 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,255 If I was crying, you'd know it. 239 00:11:00,338 --> 00:11:01,338 Because I fight it, 240 00:11:01,421 --> 00:11:03,671 then when it comes out, it's weird and loud. 241 00:11:03,755 --> 00:11:06,296 Oh, hey, Moosie, right? Yeah. How's your mother doing? 242 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:09,505 -Matty, what are you doing here? -Hey, Lucy. 243 00:11:09,588 --> 00:11:12,088 Wow, it's good to see you. You look good. 244 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,380 I'm… I'm glad you and the boat are happy together. 245 00:11:14,463 --> 00:11:17,046 No, Matty, there's something wrong with this ship. 246 00:11:17,130 --> 00:11:19,796 Luce, come on. I'm doing really great, okay? 247 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,921 You don't gotta badmouth the ship for my sake. 248 00:11:22,005 --> 00:11:23,755 -What? That's not what I-- -Look, I get it. 249 00:11:23,838 --> 00:11:28,296 The boat can give you stuff I never could. A pointy end? Being hundreds of feet long? 250 00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:32,088 I can't be that for you. But I'm doing real good back in England. 251 00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:33,713 America is England now. 252 00:11:33,796 --> 00:11:37,421 So, yeah, if you're ever in England, let's grab a coffee or something. 253 00:11:37,505 --> 00:11:41,755 -Axie! What's up, kid? How's it hanging? -Nestled safely inside my spine. 254 00:11:41,838 --> 00:11:42,838 Ugh! 255 00:11:42,921 --> 00:11:44,546 -[Simon] Hey. -Ow, Simon, you're… 256 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:48,463 Oh no, that doesn't hurt at all. But you're squeezing as hard as you can. 257 00:11:48,546 --> 00:11:50,880 Why are you telling Matty there's something wrong with this boat? 258 00:11:50,963 --> 00:11:55,130 Because people are disappearing, Simon. Where are the Fun Police taking them? 259 00:11:55,213 --> 00:11:59,380 Who cares?! They only take people who can't party hearty, and that's not me! 260 00:11:59,463 --> 00:12:02,338 On this boat, I'm funny and sexy 261 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,380 and haven't gotten stuck once on the size-inclusive waterslide. 262 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,838 So don't screw this up for me. Don't make me call the Fun Police on you. 263 00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:10,630 [grunts] 264 00:12:11,921 --> 00:12:14,921 ♪ Boots-and-cats and boots-and-cats And boots-and-cats and boots-and-cats ♪ 265 00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:15,838 [gasps] 266 00:12:15,921 --> 00:12:18,505 ♪ Boots-and-cats and boots-and-cats And boots-and-cats… ♪ 267 00:12:18,588 --> 00:12:22,088 This is tyranny. Which can only lead to rebellion. 268 00:12:22,171 --> 00:12:25,796 -Sorry, what's that? -Oh, I was just, um, freestyle rapping. 269 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:28,838 ♪ I like the police Like-like-like the police ♪ 270 00:12:28,921 --> 00:12:30,880 ♪ They help lost kids, go police ♪ 271 00:12:30,963 --> 00:12:32,046 Oh, yes. 272 00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,546 ♪ Boots-and-cats and boots-and-cats And boots… ♪ 273 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:39,505 Yeah, no, I retired from president. I always wanted to write a screenplay, 274 00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:43,421 and I've got this idea where it's Avatar but in Boston. [heaves] 275 00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:44,671 [heaving] 276 00:12:44,755 --> 00:12:47,963 What the hell is in this? Pineapple juice? 277 00:12:48,046 --> 00:12:52,046 Ugh, so this is the crap you're drinking on "the great boat"? 278 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:55,963 Well, great boat, everyone! Your words! 279 00:12:56,630 --> 00:13:01,463 I mean, I don't care that you all picked a boat over me, but it doesn't make sense. 280 00:13:01,546 --> 00:13:04,296 What does the boat have that I don't? Windows that are circles? 281 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:05,213 Oh, snap. 282 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:08,130 Okay, it can float, and I'm a proud non-swimmer. 283 00:13:08,213 --> 00:13:11,046 Well, guess what else floats, guys? Turds. 284 00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:13,546 You guys love boats so much, why don't you marry it? 285 00:13:13,630 --> 00:13:15,463 Then you'd be married to a turd! 286 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:19,171 Where are you registered? The toilet store? [laughs] 287 00:13:19,255 --> 00:13:21,255 You know what, Matty? This is why we're not together! 288 00:13:21,338 --> 00:13:25,130 If you're trying to start a fight, you just brought a fight to a knife store. 289 00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:26,380 Because you're a loser. 290 00:13:26,463 --> 00:13:29,005 That's why your father gave the drywall business to your sisters. 291 00:13:29,088 --> 00:13:30,380 I didn't want the business. 292 00:13:30,463 --> 00:13:33,338 That's why I disappointed him from an early age on purpose! 293 00:13:33,421 --> 00:13:36,005 The only Kennedy you're like is the MTV VJ! 294 00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:39,838 -I'm like Bill Bellamy, everyone knows it! -Red Sox? More like Red Sux! 295 00:13:39,921 --> 00:13:41,546 -It's a rebuilding year! -[men grunt] 296 00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:42,463 -Ow! -Hey! 297 00:13:42,546 --> 00:13:44,171 A fight? Here? 298 00:13:44,255 --> 00:13:46,130 Lucy, I'm disappointed in you. 299 00:13:46,213 --> 00:13:48,338 Or I would be if I weren't so freakin' wasted. 300 00:13:48,421 --> 00:13:49,880 Parties are fun! 301 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,505 -Come on. -[indistinct chatter] 302 00:13:52,380 --> 00:13:54,046 [whimsical music plays] 303 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,671 [toilet flushes] 304 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,630 [groans] 305 00:14:01,463 --> 00:14:03,213 -[toilet flushes] -[scoffs] 306 00:14:06,005 --> 00:14:08,796 -[toilet flushes] -What the H-E-double-polo-mallets? 307 00:14:10,796 --> 00:14:13,630 My teas. My various teas. 308 00:14:14,255 --> 00:14:15,130 What? 309 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,588 [grunts] 310 00:14:17,296 --> 00:14:19,380 This means war! 311 00:14:19,463 --> 00:14:21,713 -[dramatic music playing] -[boat creaking] 312 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,713 -[both grunt] -Do you barneys know who I am? 313 00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:29,046 I'm the former president of the United States, 314 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:31,713 and my sisters can get you drywall at cost. 315 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:37,630 Wait, what is this? A surprise party? 316 00:14:37,713 --> 00:14:39,296 Well, I don't want it. 317 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,463 No, Matty, this is where the Fun Police put criminals. 318 00:14:42,546 --> 00:14:45,046 It wasn't bad when I was the only one here. 319 00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:48,546 I meditated, exercised for the first time in a while. 320 00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:50,880 -But then Johnny here showed up. -I'm a lot. 321 00:14:50,963 --> 00:14:54,713 I have no inner life so I constantly need other people to amuse me. 322 00:14:54,796 --> 00:14:55,755 Be a horsey. 323 00:14:55,838 --> 00:14:57,213 [speaks Italian] 324 00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:58,463 This boat is a police state. 325 00:14:58,546 --> 00:15:01,713 They get rid of anyone who doesn't "fit in" with their perfect society. 326 00:15:01,796 --> 00:15:04,463 -All the losers and bummers-- -Speak for yourself! 327 00:15:04,546 --> 00:15:07,296 I was being fun until you started insulting me. 328 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,380 Well, two can play at that game. 329 00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:13,838 Lucy Suwan? Hey, the mispronounced bird-name store called, 330 00:15:13,921 --> 00:15:16,005 they want how they say "swan" back. 331 00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:20,046 Matty, I picked a fight with you on purpose. I wanted to get caught. 332 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:22,796 'Cause now I'm on the inside. 333 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,213 Oh my God. That is awesome. 334 00:15:25,296 --> 00:15:28,380 You got caught on purpose like The Joker did. 335 00:15:28,463 --> 00:15:30,796 Or Loki in the one where Loki did that. 336 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:33,546 Or that old one with Stallone, the prison one. 337 00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:35,130 Okay, so what's the plan? 338 00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:41,005 Getting put in here was the plan, Farrah. Now we're on the inside. 339 00:15:41,088 --> 00:15:44,880 Like in Prison Break. Or Skyfall. Also, Magneto did it. 340 00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:49,296 -Right. But your plan-- -This is the plan. This is on purpose. 341 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:52,463 Yes! Like Sherlock Holmes in Star Trek. Jesus, Braun! 342 00:15:52,546 --> 00:15:54,963 But now what? How do we escape? 343 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,046 -Now? On the inside? -It was on purpose? 344 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:02,463 Good Lord! How do you two dress yourselves in the morning? 345 00:16:02,546 --> 00:16:03,713 I sleep in this. 346 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,755 Okay, well maybe TOD could come rescue us. 347 00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:09,671 Oh wait, he can't, because you made him run away! 348 00:16:09,755 --> 00:16:12,296 See? We're all stupid, Farrah. 349 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:15,963 Hey! Chill out in there! This here's a party boat! 350 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:20,588 -[gasps] Hold up. You know Tom Sawyer? -You can't be talking about the book. 351 00:16:20,671 --> 00:16:24,630 -He's this kid I grew up with in Southie. -So why did you ask if we knew him? 352 00:16:24,713 --> 00:16:28,880 Tommy Sawyer was the best at tricking people. This one time… 353 00:16:28,963 --> 00:16:30,380 [whimsical music playing] 354 00:16:30,463 --> 00:16:31,880 [laughs] 355 00:16:31,963 --> 00:16:35,796 Tommy's gotta paint a fence while I go play ball. What a loser. 356 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,213 Good. I'd rather paint this fence. 357 00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:40,671 What? Why? Is it special? I wanna do it. 358 00:16:40,755 --> 00:16:43,671 Leave me alone so I can paint this fence I've always wanted to paint. 359 00:16:43,755 --> 00:16:45,838 Questovic, we're gonna need music. 360 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,005 -Anything can be a drum. -And it has to be fun. 361 00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:50,713 All right, Mr. President. 362 00:16:50,796 --> 00:16:52,421 This one last time, 363 00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:54,171 I'll be weird. 364 00:16:54,255 --> 00:16:56,671 [upbeat music playing faintly] 365 00:16:56,755 --> 00:16:58,255 -[boat creaking] -[seagulls squawking] 366 00:16:58,338 --> 00:16:59,505 [prisoners cheering] 367 00:16:59,588 --> 00:17:01,130 [Weird Al] ♪ Mac and cheese… ♪ 368 00:17:01,213 --> 00:17:03,505 Hey! I said keep it down! 369 00:17:03,588 --> 00:17:06,255 -♪ Mac and cheese and mac and cheese… ♪ -[cheering] 370 00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:09,921 -[fun police] Keep it down! -Wait, you want us to stop partying? 371 00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:13,171 Yes. I mean, no! Uh… 372 00:17:13,255 --> 00:17:15,088 You're the one who should stop. 373 00:17:15,171 --> 00:17:18,630 Stop just standing outside a door like a trick-or-treater who won't go away 374 00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:21,671 even though we turned off the lights because we're too poor to buy candy. 375 00:17:21,755 --> 00:17:25,671 Come party before Sheila catches you and throws you in here to not party. 376 00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:29,671 -Look, I'm real drunk, but… -[dramatic music playing] 377 00:17:30,338 --> 00:17:31,505 [upbeat music playing] 378 00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:35,255 [Weird Al] ♪ I keep eating Till my heart stops to beat… ♪ 379 00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:37,338 [Lucy] Go, go, go, Shane! 380 00:17:37,921 --> 00:17:39,838 Okay, and now what? 381 00:17:39,921 --> 00:17:41,171 Uh, what do you mean? 382 00:17:42,255 --> 00:17:43,671 [muffled groaning] 383 00:17:43,755 --> 00:17:46,463 Yeah, I was gonna do this. Obviously. 384 00:17:50,046 --> 00:17:51,505 [dramatic music playing] 385 00:17:51,588 --> 00:17:53,046 Die, traitor. 386 00:17:55,255 --> 00:17:56,088 What? 387 00:17:56,588 --> 00:17:57,421 [grunts] 388 00:17:57,505 --> 00:17:58,880 Liberty or death! 389 00:18:00,588 --> 00:18:03,171 [upbeat music playing] 390 00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:09,505 -[bones crack] -[music building] 391 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,671 -Take that. -No, you take that. 392 00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:15,338 -And kick. Double slap. USA. -Eat glove, you peasant. 393 00:18:15,421 --> 00:18:17,505 -[whimsical music playing] -Ha-ha! 394 00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:18,671 Fooled you, limey! 395 00:18:18,755 --> 00:18:21,255 That was melted Jane Lynch from Madame Tussauds. 396 00:18:21,338 --> 00:18:22,421 -[groans] -Ha! 397 00:18:22,505 --> 00:18:23,963 You hit my artificial heart. 398 00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:25,171 -What? -Artificial hip. 399 00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:26,755 -What's happening? -Plate in head. 400 00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:28,338 I don't know what that is. 401 00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:29,463 [whimsical sting] 402 00:18:29,546 --> 00:18:32,005 [ticking] 403 00:18:32,088 --> 00:18:34,005 [Jeremy] If we both hide in suits of armor, 404 00:18:34,088 --> 00:18:36,130 nothing is ever going to happen. 405 00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:39,630 America will never forgive you for sending us Piers Morgan. 406 00:18:39,713 --> 00:18:42,005 And we'll never forgive you for sending him back. 407 00:18:42,671 --> 00:18:46,713 -Quidditch makes no sense. -[grunts] It's all about the snitch! 408 00:18:48,046 --> 00:18:51,296 TripAdvisor will be hearing about this. Four stars. 409 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,338 Look at us. 410 00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:55,296 Matty and Lucy, saving the day. Again. 411 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,046 Yep, good ol' Mucy! 412 00:18:57,130 --> 00:19:02,296 Oh God. The other Moosie, the moose one. We still gotta save him. And Axatrax. 413 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:04,796 -And Simon. -Sure, yeah, if there's time. 414 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,630 [whimsical music playing] 415 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,005 Well, how would I know the rules? 416 00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:11,630 No! 417 00:19:12,130 --> 00:19:14,546 -Simon, we gotta go. -You're not supposed to be up here. 418 00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:17,421 The pool deck is for fun-loving cats and kittens who like to get down. 419 00:19:17,505 --> 00:19:20,463 You don't understand. This boat is like Nazi Germany. 420 00:19:20,546 --> 00:19:23,046 And this time, I know I'm using that right. 421 00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:26,213 Agh! That thing's like Nazi Germany. 422 00:19:26,296 --> 00:19:27,338 [all groan] 423 00:19:27,421 --> 00:19:29,713 -No. -Oh, you're all being Nazi Germany. 424 00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,421 Aw, Nazi Germany! 425 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:36,630 Well, maybe I don't want to leave. Yes, its laws are draconian, 426 00:19:36,713 --> 00:19:39,588 but the pool deck is a society without want. 427 00:19:39,671 --> 00:19:42,255 Unlike whatever we built back on land. [laughs] 428 00:19:42,338 --> 00:19:46,338 I mean, we're having a feast tonight. Barbecue on a boat. 429 00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:48,546 When was the last time… Oh, that doesn't make any sense. 430 00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:50,921 They have to make booze out of fuel, how do they possibly… 431 00:19:51,005 --> 00:19:52,338 Oh. [heaves] 432 00:19:52,421 --> 00:19:53,713 [suspenseful music playing] 433 00:19:53,796 --> 00:19:57,130 Yup, it's people. They eat the prisoners. They're cannibals, that's how they do it. 434 00:19:57,213 --> 00:20:01,755 Okay, that's nasty. Smells good, though. I mean, come on, right? 435 00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:03,880 Those are Joy's flip-flops. 436 00:20:03,963 --> 00:20:06,838 In the soup. Ew, the soup is lady. 437 00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:09,755 Hot soup on a cruise? What is wrong with these people? 438 00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:12,588 -[all] Huh? -Well, lookee what we got here. 439 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,880 They lied. About partying. 440 00:20:15,963 --> 00:20:17,088 Bummer. 441 00:20:17,171 --> 00:20:18,005 Bummer. 442 00:20:18,088 --> 00:20:21,921 [all chanting] Bummer! Bummer! Bummer! Bummer! 443 00:20:22,005 --> 00:20:24,713 Aw, we shouldn't have come back. And for him? 444 00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:26,713 Aw, Mr. President. 445 00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:29,630 I see you finally joined us for the embarkation dinner. 446 00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:34,255 Go ahead and judge us, but Simon is right. This is a perfect society. 447 00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:39,838 The deserving rise to the top. The undeserving… feed them. 448 00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:42,380 You're a monster! You're worse than the Pied Piper. 449 00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:45,338 At least he was using those hobo corpses to make a kind of art. 450 00:20:45,421 --> 00:20:47,755 Monster? I saved these people, Lucy. 451 00:20:47,838 --> 00:20:51,755 We'd all be dead if I hadn't relieved Captain Phillips of his duty. 452 00:20:51,838 --> 00:20:55,713 Captain Phillips? Like the movie? Oh my… That is funny. 453 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:59,713 He wanted to return to port, but I saw something he couldn't begin to imagine. 454 00:20:59,796 --> 00:21:03,130 A cruise that lasted forever. 455 00:21:03,213 --> 00:21:05,713 Yes, it required sacrifice. 456 00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:09,338 But so what if people who can't hack the cruise lifestyle had to die? 457 00:21:09,421 --> 00:21:11,130 They were already dead inside. 458 00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:13,338 Is it bad if I still want to stay? 459 00:21:13,421 --> 00:21:14,713 I'm cool here. 460 00:21:14,796 --> 00:21:18,046 I know I'm ruining it right now, but I'm cool! [crying] 461 00:21:18,130 --> 00:21:18,963 I'll stay. 462 00:21:19,046 --> 00:21:20,796 Eating people is a little weird to me, 463 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,421 but it would be like if you guys had to eat a bird, I guess. 464 00:21:23,505 --> 00:21:27,380 -We eat birds. All the time. -Really? Now that seems weird. 465 00:21:27,463 --> 00:21:29,463 Don't worry, you're all staying. 466 00:21:29,546 --> 00:21:31,921 For dinner. You'll make delicious soups. 467 00:21:32,005 --> 00:21:35,255 Again with the soups. It's just not what you want on a cruise. 468 00:21:35,338 --> 00:21:38,921 You're not eating anyone. We're going down that gankplank! 469 00:21:39,005 --> 00:21:40,421 Did you say "gankplank"? 470 00:21:40,505 --> 00:21:45,005 It's gangplank. And what gangplank? We left shore ten minutes ago. 471 00:21:45,088 --> 00:21:46,130 [dramatic sting] 472 00:21:46,213 --> 00:21:47,296 Oh no! 473 00:21:47,380 --> 00:21:49,130 The gangplang. 474 00:21:49,755 --> 00:21:52,213 Okay, go ahead and eat us. 475 00:21:52,296 --> 00:21:55,713 Or just Simon. I mean, look at him. He's perfectly marbled. 476 00:21:55,796 --> 00:22:00,046 Oh yeah? Do you think they'll want to eat someone who's covered in pee? 477 00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:02,255 But one question, Sheila. 478 00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:06,088 Why have a tiki party when your passengers and everything on this ship 479 00:22:06,171 --> 00:22:09,005 are covered in, and filled with, Torpedo Juice? 480 00:22:09,088 --> 00:22:11,505 -A drink that is half-- -Pineapples. 481 00:22:11,588 --> 00:22:12,963 …engine fuel! 482 00:22:13,046 --> 00:22:13,880 -[grunts] -[gasps] 483 00:22:14,713 --> 00:22:15,546 [screams] 484 00:22:16,213 --> 00:22:19,005 [screams] It's Old Navy all over again! 485 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:21,546 [all screaming] 486 00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:29,005 The party fouls! All the beautiful party fouls! 487 00:22:29,088 --> 00:22:32,713 Now you've done two awesome things. You know what? 488 00:22:32,796 --> 00:22:35,713 I'll say something cool when we jump off the boat and we'll be even. 489 00:22:35,796 --> 00:22:37,213 Everybody follow me! 490 00:22:37,296 --> 00:22:38,463 -[loud thud] -[gasps] 491 00:22:38,546 --> 00:22:40,463 -[electric crackling] -The radio. 492 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:42,838 [loud thud] 493 00:22:44,088 --> 00:22:45,463 What are you doing? 494 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:49,588 I have to rescue the radio. I… I promised my kids. 495 00:22:49,671 --> 00:22:50,963 Farrah, let it go. 496 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:55,463 And maybe this is the diesel fuel and pineapple juice talking, 497 00:22:55,546 --> 00:22:57,921 but there is another radio. 498 00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:01,713 Now let's get out of here before the heat makes me… Too late! 499 00:23:02,213 --> 00:23:04,671 [dramatic music plays] 500 00:23:05,463 --> 00:23:06,463 [Zhao groans] 501 00:23:07,046 --> 00:23:10,921 -Johnny, why are you still here? -I gotta save my stuff. 502 00:23:12,088 --> 00:23:13,755 You'll get more stuff. 503 00:23:13,838 --> 00:23:16,005 I know you will. Let it go. 504 00:23:16,546 --> 00:23:18,963 [dramatic music playing] 505 00:23:21,713 --> 00:23:23,713 [clinking] 506 00:23:26,171 --> 00:23:27,421 [whooshes] 507 00:23:28,963 --> 00:23:29,796 [gasps] 508 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:33,963 Ha-ha, look, Coleman's dead. Take that, Coleman. 509 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:34,880 [yelps] 510 00:23:35,713 --> 00:23:37,213 [action music playing] 511 00:23:37,296 --> 00:23:38,630 No, Moosie. Let 'em go. 512 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,546 Oh, I so wish I was you. 513 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,880 [all screaming] 514 00:23:46,963 --> 00:23:49,630 Okay. Well, that fortune cookie was spot on. 515 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,046 [all screaming] 516 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:55,421 Okay, now I'm gonna yell something cool! I don't have it! Dammit! 517 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,880 [all screaming] 518 00:24:01,296 --> 00:24:04,880 Look, uh, I'm sorry about my bird-name-store burn earlier. 519 00:24:04,963 --> 00:24:08,880 Oh, that's okay. I'm sorry for the stuff I said to you. 520 00:24:08,963 --> 00:24:12,380 Well, you don't have to apologize 'cause you didn't mean it. It was for your plan. 521 00:24:12,463 --> 00:24:15,838 And I'm feeling pretty okay about being better than the boat now. 522 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:17,796 [laughs, clears throat] 523 00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,296 No, but you can say it too. 524 00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:22,630 You know, if… I mean, if you want to. You know, that I'm better than it. 525 00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:26,963 Matty, you are better than an on-fire boat full of cannibals. 526 00:24:28,130 --> 00:24:28,963 [gasps] 527 00:24:31,046 --> 00:24:33,255 What are you possibly smiling about right now? 528 00:24:33,338 --> 00:24:37,130 Do you somehow think this is a victory? I'm gonna smack you-- 529 00:24:37,213 --> 00:24:39,963 No, think about it. We thought they had it all figured out. 530 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:42,713 But turns out, they sucked worse than we do. 531 00:24:42,796 --> 00:24:44,838 I mean, yeah, maybe things aren't perfect here. 532 00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:48,213 The Mole People's raids on the above world continue unchecked. 533 00:24:48,296 --> 00:24:53,463 But things could actually be worse. We're still number one. 534 00:24:53,546 --> 00:24:55,546 -Whoo-hoo! -[whimsical music plays] 535 00:24:56,130 --> 00:24:58,713 [both grunting] 536 00:24:58,796 --> 00:25:00,588 -No fair. -What the hell? 537 00:25:01,296 --> 00:25:03,546 -He stole my cookie. -He refused to give me his biscuit. 538 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:05,463 -Then he made me dance -Then he flushed my tea. 539 00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,171 -Then I shoved him. -Then he shoved me. 540 00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:09,421 Then we both had the idea to steal each other's clothes-- 541 00:25:09,505 --> 00:25:11,921 Oh my gosh, shut up! 542 00:25:12,005 --> 00:25:14,338 Do you have any idea what we've just been through? 543 00:25:14,421 --> 00:25:16,171 Or how awesome I was during it? 544 00:25:16,255 --> 00:25:18,755 Hey, Jer, take down the Austin Powers flag. 545 00:25:18,838 --> 00:25:20,838 We're doing America again. 546 00:25:20,921 --> 00:25:25,171 -Ha-ha! Victory! -Gah! Right in the bishop. [groans] 547 00:25:26,463 --> 00:25:30,130 [rock music playing] 548 00:25:32,213 --> 00:25:35,630 [upbeat music playing] 549 00:25:37,171 --> 00:25:40,296 [Weird Al] ♪ Mac and cheese and mac and cheese ♪ 550 00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:44,171 ♪ And mac and cheese and mac and cheese ♪ 551 00:25:44,255 --> 00:25:51,255 ♪ Mac and cheese and mac and cheese Mac and cheese and crispy peas ♪ 552 00:25:51,338 --> 00:25:54,838 ♪ Mac and cheese and crispy peas ♪ 553 00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:58,338 ♪ I'm so fat I can't see my knees ♪ 554 00:25:58,421 --> 00:26:01,671 ♪ Cooking noodles in the Florida sun ♪ 555 00:26:01,755 --> 00:26:06,130 ♪ A packet full of cheese And some hot water, yum ♪ 556 00:26:07,213 --> 00:26:08,130 Ho! 557 00:26:08,213 --> 00:26:12,130 ♪ I keep eating Till my heart stops to beat ♪ 558 00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:19,130 ♪ Mac and cheese Is all that I want to eat ♪ 559 00:26:31,213 --> 00:26:32,463 [music fades]