1 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:08,921 [whimsical music playing] 2 00:00:11,421 --> 00:00:13,171 [Matty panting] 3 00:00:13,255 --> 00:00:15,213 [Matty grunts] Yeah. [laughs] 4 00:00:15,296 --> 00:00:17,963 [Matty grunts, panting] 5 00:00:18,046 --> 00:00:18,921 [Matty] Ah! 6 00:00:19,505 --> 00:00:20,338 Little help? 7 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:21,255 [Jeremy sighs] 8 00:00:21,338 --> 00:00:24,546 You're meant to play spinny-throwy with other people, you know. 9 00:00:24,630 --> 00:00:27,630 Like whiff-whaff, which is what we English call ping-pong, 10 00:00:27,713 --> 00:00:30,505 or wordy-gurdy, the process by which we give things silly names. 11 00:00:30,588 --> 00:00:32,421 Well, I like playing alone. 12 00:00:32,505 --> 00:00:35,380 Unlike "team," there is an "I" in "Frisbee." 13 00:00:35,463 --> 00:00:38,171 Now can I have my Frisbee back, Your Highness? 14 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,880 Tone ignored and no. 15 00:00:39,963 --> 00:00:44,171 I am fed upwards with your throwing things into my sovereign yard. 16 00:00:44,255 --> 00:00:47,921 In the words of Dame Cheri Oteri, it's mine now. I keep it. 17 00:00:48,005 --> 00:00:50,213 You just wronged with the mess guy. 18 00:00:50,296 --> 00:00:51,421 Wait, no! I mean-- 19 00:00:51,505 --> 00:00:52,755 Too late. I heard it. 20 00:00:52,838 --> 00:00:53,755 [Matty groans] 21 00:00:53,838 --> 00:00:54,921 You're embarrassed. 22 00:00:55,005 --> 00:00:58,046 [theme music playing] 23 00:01:06,046 --> 00:01:10,005 Carty, Fox News said you were fired. 24 00:01:10,088 --> 00:01:11,171 [fox panting] 25 00:01:11,255 --> 00:01:13,005 I resigned, Mother. 26 00:01:13,088 --> 00:01:16,255 But mark my words, I will be back, tout suite. 27 00:01:16,338 --> 00:01:18,296 Oh, enough already. 28 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:22,255 When will you up and quit this politics charade? 29 00:01:22,338 --> 00:01:23,296 Daddy never quit. 30 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:25,421 He ran for president until the day he died. 31 00:01:25,505 --> 00:01:27,463 Of a heart attack on the debate stage 32 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:29,755 when Roger Mudd asked him what a gay person was. 33 00:01:29,838 --> 00:01:31,588 Oh, face facts, boy. 34 00:01:31,671 --> 00:01:35,088 It's time for you to settle down, write your memoirs, 35 00:01:35,171 --> 00:01:36,755 and drink yourself to death. 36 00:01:36,838 --> 00:01:38,630 [somber music plays] 37 00:01:38,713 --> 00:01:39,963 Yes, Mother. 38 00:01:40,046 --> 00:01:43,671 Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for my stories. 39 00:01:44,463 --> 00:01:47,630 [in high-pitched voice] You can't go. I love you. 40 00:01:47,713 --> 00:01:49,338 [in deep voice] But I'm my own twin. 41 00:01:49,421 --> 00:01:51,255 Oh, this is a repeat. 42 00:01:51,338 --> 00:01:54,755 But I think The Klumps is on HBO. 43 00:01:54,838 --> 00:01:55,755 [fox whimpers] 44 00:01:56,421 --> 00:01:57,588 [whimsical music playing] 45 00:01:57,671 --> 00:02:00,713 If I ever find the bird that did this to me, I will… 46 00:02:00,796 --> 00:02:02,005 be so scared. 47 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:05,421 Well, I am sure that the bird is sorry. 48 00:02:05,505 --> 00:02:08,088 Oh, so you think it "egrets" what happened? 49 00:02:08,171 --> 00:02:09,671 Is that what I'm "heron"? 50 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,130 -[Simon laughs] -[seductive music plays] 51 00:02:12,213 --> 00:02:14,755 Seriously, saxophone? For that? 52 00:02:14,838 --> 00:02:15,671 Hey, Farrah. 53 00:02:15,755 --> 00:02:18,421 Good for you, finally doing something about those teeth. 54 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:21,005 Remember when Suri Cruise's dad got braces? 55 00:02:21,088 --> 00:02:22,005 That was brave. 56 00:02:22,088 --> 00:02:23,796 No, I'm just here with Simon-- 57 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,088 Simone Pree-olio? 58 00:02:26,171 --> 00:02:27,088 That is I. 59 00:02:27,171 --> 00:02:28,713 Too passive to correct her. 60 00:02:28,796 --> 00:02:29,671 [Lucy] Hmm. 61 00:02:30,171 --> 00:02:35,588 ♪ Farrah and Simon sitting in a tree H-A-N-D-J-O-B ♪ 62 00:02:35,671 --> 00:02:38,838 Jesus, that's how you learned that song? Where did you grow up? 63 00:02:38,921 --> 00:02:40,213 Outside Reno. 64 00:02:40,296 --> 00:02:43,421 And I knew something was up. You wore makeup to work. 65 00:02:43,505 --> 00:02:46,505 And your fart stifling has been, like, distracting. 66 00:02:46,588 --> 00:02:47,713 [Dr. Braun grunts] 67 00:02:47,796 --> 00:02:51,630 Stay in. Stay in. No one wants you here. 68 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:52,921 [groans] 69 00:02:53,005 --> 00:02:55,338 -This is so embarrassing. -[Lucy] No! 70 00:02:55,421 --> 00:02:59,380 I think it's wonderful that love can still happen in this ugly world. 71 00:02:59,463 --> 00:03:00,880 -[sandworm screeches] -[bird chirps] 72 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:03,088 I am totally shipping you and Simon. 73 00:03:03,171 --> 00:03:04,505 [scoffs] Good luck with that. 74 00:03:04,588 --> 00:03:07,880 If you're "shipping" Farrah Braun, you must be using FedEx Ground, 75 00:03:07,963 --> 00:03:10,213 because that package is not getting there. 76 00:03:10,296 --> 00:03:13,796 The website will say it was delivered and signed for by someone named "Terry," 77 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,463 but you were home all day, and you don't know any Terries, 78 00:03:16,546 --> 00:03:19,213 so, yeah, not great at romance. 79 00:03:20,255 --> 00:03:22,213 -[sandworm screeches] -[bird flutters, chirps] 80 00:03:22,921 --> 00:03:25,255 Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you 81 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,671 that England won't give back your president's Frisbee. 82 00:03:28,755 --> 00:03:30,380 -[Axatrax] Seriously? -[Dr. Braun] Come on. 83 00:03:30,463 --> 00:03:32,088 That's the emergency? 84 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:36,463 God. I gave my kids to Urgmel the Mole King for safekeeping. 85 00:03:36,546 --> 00:03:38,046 In exchange, he said he would 86 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:41,546 "call upon me for a favor in the fullness of time." 87 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:43,380 So now I have that to look forward to. 88 00:03:43,463 --> 00:03:47,380 Well, FYI, the situation with England has deteriorated. 89 00:03:47,463 --> 00:03:49,046 Although personally, I blame the troops. 90 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:50,213 [helicopter powers down] 91 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:52,671 Ugh! Daytime's too bright for these. 92 00:03:52,755 --> 00:03:54,588 I need a grown-up. Hey! 93 00:03:54,671 --> 00:03:56,130 -Prisoner of war. -[Jayson grunting] 94 00:03:56,213 --> 00:03:59,505 Okay, I'm sure we can resolve this diplomatically. 95 00:03:59,588 --> 00:04:01,963 What about a peace summit? We could go to Camp David. 96 00:04:02,046 --> 00:04:03,713 That's the president's retreat in Maryland. 97 00:04:03,796 --> 00:04:06,380 Wait, I own a Jewish summer camp? 98 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,713 -Well, Camp David's not exactly-- -That sounds fun! 99 00:04:08,796 --> 00:04:11,046 My church camp was a total bang fest. 100 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:13,463 Because there was a drum circle and a rifle range. 101 00:04:13,546 --> 00:04:16,338 Yes, Simon's right. We should all go to Camp David. 102 00:04:16,421 --> 00:04:18,588 -That's a great idea. -[whimsical music plays] 103 00:04:18,671 --> 00:04:21,755 I always wanted to go to a camp as a kid, but-- 104 00:04:21,838 --> 00:04:24,421 -Oh God, what is this going to be? -I had a lawn care job. 105 00:04:24,505 --> 00:04:25,338 [all] Oh. 106 00:04:25,421 --> 00:04:27,255 Yeah. Lon was this old guy 107 00:04:27,338 --> 00:04:30,171 who lost his legs after passing out on the Green Line tracks. 108 00:04:30,255 --> 00:04:33,505 I'd wheel him to Quincy Market so he could yell slurs at the magicians. 109 00:04:33,588 --> 00:04:35,171 I think you're making Boston up. 110 00:04:35,255 --> 00:04:37,963 But of course, LaMarr never told me I owned a camp. 111 00:04:38,046 --> 00:04:40,880 That guy hated fun. I'm glad he's dead or whatever. 112 00:04:40,963 --> 00:04:43,338 [TOD-209] TOD went to camp. 113 00:04:43,421 --> 00:04:45,338 -[cheerful music playing] -[rope creaking] 114 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:48,046 [water splashes] 115 00:04:48,130 --> 00:04:49,838 [whimsical music playing] 116 00:04:52,380 --> 00:04:54,046 TOD loved camp. 117 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:56,588 TOD was training to be counselor. 118 00:04:56,671 --> 00:04:59,380 You can't remember your own name, but you can remember that? 119 00:04:59,463 --> 00:05:02,296 Okay, we're going to Camp David! 120 00:05:02,380 --> 00:05:05,255 Tell King Numbnuts he's invited to a peace summit. 121 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:07,463 And he better bring the hostage. 122 00:05:07,546 --> 00:05:09,380 By which you mean General Scarpaccio, or-- 123 00:05:09,463 --> 00:05:11,338 By which I mean my Frisbee. 124 00:05:11,421 --> 00:05:13,213 [dramatic music plays] 125 00:05:13,296 --> 00:05:15,713 -[dogs barking] -[cows moo] 126 00:05:16,588 --> 00:05:18,880 -Punch buggy. No punch backs. -Ow. Stop that! 127 00:05:18,963 --> 00:05:20,630 Get it? "Punch buggy." 128 00:05:20,713 --> 00:05:22,130 'Cause you're a bug! 129 00:05:22,213 --> 00:05:23,546 -[Matty laughs] -[Axatrax growls] 130 00:05:23,630 --> 00:05:25,463 -[Matty grunts] -Lucy, this is perfect. 131 00:05:25,546 --> 00:05:28,838 I mean, the last time I actually felt confident romantically 132 00:05:28,921 --> 00:05:30,630 was at junior high science camp. 133 00:05:30,713 --> 00:05:32,713 Every single word of that got worse. 134 00:05:32,796 --> 00:05:35,421 Dinesh Chandrasekaran and I snuck off to the planetarium 135 00:05:35,505 --> 00:05:39,796 to do stuff under the swimsuit, but over the mesh part. [chuckles] 136 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,630 Camp Farrah was it. 137 00:05:42,213 --> 00:05:43,421 [rock music playing] 138 00:05:43,505 --> 00:05:45,255 -[all gasp] -[boy hyperventilating] 139 00:05:53,255 --> 00:05:58,005 [with braces lisp] Doctor Susan says my scoliosis brace is no longer necessary. 140 00:05:58,088 --> 00:06:00,005 Ooh, I can't wait to meet her. 141 00:06:00,088 --> 00:06:02,796 Well, you are not gonna recognize Camp Farrah. 142 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:05,463 Look, I borrowed a t-shirt my son grew out of. 143 00:06:05,546 --> 00:06:07,088 -[Simon] Mmm. -[Dr. Braun sighs] 144 00:06:07,171 --> 00:06:09,255 You can pick your nose, Simon. 145 00:06:09,338 --> 00:06:11,130 But I pick you. 146 00:06:11,213 --> 00:06:14,421 Again, just so excited to meet this other Farrah. 147 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:17,588 [typewriter clicking] 148 00:06:17,671 --> 00:06:20,213 "Then, in 2001, 149 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:21,505 everything changed." 150 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:24,130 -[typewriter dings] -"Shrek is released in theaters, 151 00:06:24,213 --> 00:06:27,171 and suddenly it's okay to be different?" 152 00:06:27,255 --> 00:06:29,463 -[doorbell jingles] -There you are. Dude, we gotta talk. 153 00:06:29,546 --> 00:06:30,380 It's urgent. 154 00:06:30,463 --> 00:06:34,005 But first, can I use your bathroom? I wanna do drugs and take a number two. 155 00:06:34,921 --> 00:06:37,838 But after that, we gotta talk about your future. 156 00:06:37,921 --> 00:06:39,755 [whimsical music playing] 157 00:06:39,838 --> 00:06:42,088 -[cows moo] -[dogs barking] 158 00:06:42,171 --> 00:06:44,005 [whimsical music continues] 159 00:06:45,421 --> 00:06:46,963 [mechanical whirring] 160 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:49,630 -[whistle blows] -[TOD-209] Welcome, campers. 161 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:51,171 How did you blow a whistle? 162 00:06:51,255 --> 00:06:53,088 [TOD-209] Let's make some camp memories. 163 00:06:53,171 --> 00:06:54,296 And don't forget, 164 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:58,005 tonight is big last-slash-only night of camp dance. 165 00:06:58,088 --> 00:07:01,296 Girls' cabin on left, boys' on right. 166 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,630 Huh. This place is like summer camp, 167 00:07:03,713 --> 00:07:06,421 which would explain that weird Nobel Prize acceptance speech 168 00:07:06,505 --> 00:07:08,755 Menachem Begin gave after the Camp David Accords. 169 00:07:08,838 --> 00:07:10,296 [speaks in Hebrew] 170 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:12,171 [translator in English] I want to dedicate this 171 00:07:12,255 --> 00:07:16,380 to the coolest dudes in the history of Color Wars. 172 00:07:17,005 --> 00:07:18,213 Blue Team rules, 173 00:07:19,046 --> 00:07:20,796 Red Team drools. 174 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:23,338 [cow moos] 175 00:07:24,296 --> 00:07:26,463 You have to ask Simon to that dance. 176 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:29,088 At my church camp dance, I lost my virginity… 177 00:07:29,171 --> 00:07:30,005 pledge. 178 00:07:30,088 --> 00:07:31,880 So I had to sign another one. 179 00:07:31,963 --> 00:07:34,671 [upbeat music playing] 180 00:07:37,296 --> 00:07:39,296 Simon, can I ask you something? 181 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:40,630 Uh, you just did. 182 00:07:40,713 --> 00:07:42,421 [Dr. Braun laughs] 183 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,046 You're so funny. 184 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:45,463 [chuckles] I know. 185 00:07:45,546 --> 00:07:48,755 Wait, I have to share that amazing joke with my new girlfriend. 186 00:07:48,838 --> 00:07:50,921 Oh, right, you weren't in the limo. 187 00:07:51,005 --> 00:07:52,046 Yeah, Dr. Levine… 188 00:07:52,130 --> 00:07:54,921 Sorry, Sharon and I are pretty hot and heavy. 189 00:07:55,005 --> 00:07:58,588 And in addition to sweating a lot from carrying around extra weight, 190 00:07:58,671 --> 00:08:00,046 we're also dating! 191 00:08:00,130 --> 00:08:01,671 [Simon and Sharon laughing] 192 00:08:01,755 --> 00:08:03,255 [Dr. Braun laughs awkwardly] 193 00:08:04,088 --> 00:08:08,755 Johnny, what's the point of a power lunch with a fella what ain't got none? 194 00:08:08,838 --> 00:08:12,880 Look, I'm never gonna get anything done with Matty Mulligan in charge. 195 00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:14,505 He doesn't understand bribes. 196 00:08:14,588 --> 00:08:17,171 He just says "thanks" and kisses me on the forehead. 197 00:08:17,255 --> 00:08:19,588 I need you back in the White House. 198 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,213 Well, that's not gonna happen. 199 00:08:21,296 --> 00:08:24,421 I thought I was building a new coalition by handing out those tampons, 200 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:26,505 but that went sideways but quick. 201 00:08:28,338 --> 00:08:31,838 -Gah! -[dramatic music playing] 202 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:35,713 What happened to the Republican Party headquarters? 203 00:08:35,796 --> 00:08:38,963 Oh, so many people showed up for the free tampons, 204 00:08:39,046 --> 00:08:42,671 we decided to just turn it into a communal women's workspace. 205 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:45,838 -[dramatic music plays] -[LaMarr] Ugh! [panting] 206 00:08:45,921 --> 00:08:50,046 -[muffled] Yuh okeh? Wanna Luna Bah? -[LaMarr groaning] 207 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:54,130 Listen, you getting fired is an opportunity. 208 00:08:54,213 --> 00:08:57,880 We can finally get rid of Mulligan and put you in charge. 209 00:08:57,963 --> 00:08:59,546 Then you can bring back money, 210 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:02,671 and also bring back people being nice to me because I have it. 211 00:09:02,755 --> 00:09:04,546 I'm gonna make you president. 212 00:09:05,171 --> 00:09:07,796 There's just one small issue. 213 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,880 Nobody likes you. 214 00:09:08,963 --> 00:09:12,630 I'm liked in the parts of South Carolina where we let the votes get counted. 215 00:09:12,713 --> 00:09:14,588 This ain't South Carolina, man. 216 00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:16,005 We need to humanize you. 217 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:18,838 I'm running Saturday Night Live now that Lorne Michaels 218 00:09:18,921 --> 00:09:21,421 collaborated with aliens and went to live on Cardi-B. 219 00:09:21,505 --> 00:09:25,338 So I was having dinner with Jeeblort Goldfarb. 220 00:09:25,421 --> 00:09:29,088 Going on SNL will show everyone you have a sense of humor. 221 00:09:29,171 --> 00:09:31,546 Remember when Kim Jong-un went on "Carpool Karaoke" 222 00:09:31,630 --> 00:09:33,755 to make him seem likable next to James Corden? 223 00:09:33,838 --> 00:09:35,838 Or when Nixon went on Laugh-In. [laughs] 224 00:09:35,921 --> 00:09:39,505 I took the modesty blanket off the TV that night, I'll tell you. 225 00:09:39,588 --> 00:09:42,796 -Yes. "President Cartwright LaMarr." -[patriotic music playing] 226 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,838 That'll show Mother. And silence Father's restless ghost. 227 00:09:46,505 --> 00:09:47,546 Cool motivation. 228 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:51,213 -[Simon and Sharon laughing] -So, wow. How did this--? 229 00:09:51,296 --> 00:09:54,296 Ah, you tell it so much better. But I'm gonna tell it. 230 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:57,380 Obviously, Simon and I knew each other already, 231 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,213 but dentistry is intimate. 232 00:09:59,296 --> 00:10:02,630 And from the moment he sat that little tuchus in my chair, 233 00:10:02,713 --> 00:10:06,713 I knew that was a mouth I wanted to do more than clean. 234 00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,296 [Simon and Sharon moaning] 235 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:10,630 Wow. Balloon Boy got hot. 236 00:10:10,713 --> 00:10:13,046 So I just had to make a follow-up appointment 237 00:10:13,130 --> 00:10:14,588 for later that night. 238 00:10:14,671 --> 00:10:16,796 Farrah, Sharon and I are so happy. 239 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,713 And you made me go to the dentist. So it's all because of you, buddy. 240 00:10:20,796 --> 00:10:21,630 [both moaning] 241 00:10:21,713 --> 00:10:24,255 Every single word of that got worse. 242 00:10:24,338 --> 00:10:26,838 -[Jeremy fanfares] -[ostrich screeches] 243 00:10:26,921 --> 00:10:29,421 No, no. Stay. [grunts] 244 00:10:29,505 --> 00:10:32,671 Welcome to my camp, chief. I don't see you having a camp. 245 00:10:32,755 --> 00:10:34,755 We did. It's called India. 246 00:10:34,838 --> 00:10:37,005 I think you mean Native America. 247 00:10:37,088 --> 00:10:39,171 And speaking of calling things, 248 00:10:39,255 --> 00:10:40,255 top bunk! 249 00:10:40,338 --> 00:10:41,421 You knave. 250 00:10:41,505 --> 00:10:44,046 You said where the "girls and boys" sleep. 251 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:48,671 Now which cabin is for alien beings who have evolved beyond gender? 252 00:10:48,755 --> 00:10:49,588 [TOD-209] Six. 253 00:10:49,671 --> 00:10:50,505 [Axatrax groans] 254 00:10:50,588 --> 00:10:51,755 [can sprays] 255 00:10:51,838 --> 00:10:54,338 And what is that odor? I hate it. 256 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:55,838 Oh, it's bug-repellent. 257 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:59,546 Wow. As if I were not already repelled enough. 258 00:10:59,630 --> 00:11:01,255 I never asked to come here. 259 00:11:01,338 --> 00:11:02,505 [Tod-209] Processing. 260 00:11:02,588 --> 00:11:04,755 Homesickness identified. 261 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:05,880 [Dr. Braun sighs] 262 00:11:05,963 --> 00:11:08,171 Okay, that was fun while it lasted. 263 00:11:08,255 --> 00:11:09,838 No, you can't give up. 264 00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:12,755 Look, there's no way it's serious with Simon and Sharon yet. 265 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:15,338 She only broke up with 'Scotty, like, last week. 266 00:11:15,421 --> 00:11:17,088 [mascot] Yuh brakuh up wimme?! 267 00:11:17,171 --> 00:11:19,755 Ah convuhded ta Joodah-ism fuh yoo! 268 00:11:19,838 --> 00:11:22,963 Simon and Sharon, couple's name "Sharon," is not even a thing yet. 269 00:11:23,046 --> 00:11:25,796 Come on. What would Camp Farrah do? 270 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,880 She wouldn't let them have a moment alone. 271 00:11:29,963 --> 00:11:31,880 It's third-wheel time. 272 00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:33,796 Like on a tricycle, yo. 273 00:11:34,588 --> 00:11:35,755 [heavy breathing] 274 00:11:35,838 --> 00:11:37,213 Hey guys, wait up. 275 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:39,421 [suspenseful music playing] 276 00:11:39,505 --> 00:11:40,505 [leaves rustling] 277 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:43,338 -[Matty grunting] -Unhand us. We are your guest. 278 00:11:43,421 --> 00:11:46,630 Yeah, from a country where all the buses have upstairses. 279 00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:49,171 It's my turn to do something normal but higher. 280 00:11:49,255 --> 00:11:50,838 -[both grunt] -[Matty laughs] 281 00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:53,671 This sort of behavior is why you don't have any friends. 282 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,838 I don't need friends 'cause they just hold me back. 283 00:11:55,921 --> 00:11:57,671 You mean like belts do? 284 00:11:57,755 --> 00:12:00,296 -[Jeremy grunts] -[Matty grunts, cries] 285 00:12:00,963 --> 00:12:02,255 That didn't hurt. 286 00:12:02,338 --> 00:12:04,588 I'm crying 'cause I'm watching Field of Dreams. 287 00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:05,588 Huzzah! 288 00:12:05,671 --> 00:12:07,338 [whimsical music plays] 289 00:12:07,421 --> 00:12:08,838 Opposite of huzzah. 290 00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:09,755 [somber music plays] 291 00:12:09,838 --> 00:12:10,921 Blast! 292 00:12:11,005 --> 00:12:14,546 My Elizabeth has found her Porchie before I could become her Philip 293 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:17,296 and just be like, old and racist forever. 294 00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:21,005 [both] Red Rover, Red Rover, send Sharon right over. 295 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,005 In a minute. I'm schvitzing. 296 00:12:23,088 --> 00:12:25,338 [sighs] Forget it. You take the top. 297 00:12:25,421 --> 00:12:27,588 Why? Wait, what's wrong with it? 298 00:12:27,671 --> 00:12:29,005 No. You take the top! 299 00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:30,005 -Oh. -[Matty grunting] 300 00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:31,588 -Get up there! -St… Stop that. 301 00:12:31,671 --> 00:12:33,546 Give me the bottom! That's what she said. 302 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:35,755 [TOD-209] Campers. No fighting at camp. 303 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,088 This buffoon won't stop attacking me. 304 00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:39,505 I'm not a buffoon. 305 00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:41,838 I'm a cool instrument, like a saxophone. 306 00:12:41,921 --> 00:12:43,463 [TOD-209] This Peace Summit. 307 00:12:43,546 --> 00:12:46,713 Counselor TOD locking door until you make peace. 308 00:12:46,796 --> 00:12:47,921 Camp-style. 309 00:12:48,005 --> 00:12:48,921 [mechanical whirs] 310 00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:51,421 [power drill whirring] 311 00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:53,921 [Zhao] Looking good, LaMarr. 312 00:12:54,005 --> 00:12:55,546 It's gonna be a great show. 313 00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:57,796 Questlove is the host but not the musical guest. 314 00:12:57,880 --> 00:12:59,296 So, yeah, it's gonna be a weird show. 315 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:02,671 Johnny, I'm not so sure about some of these silly make-'em-ups. 316 00:13:02,755 --> 00:13:04,213 What's funny about me being old? 317 00:13:04,296 --> 00:13:06,338 Yesterday, I struggled to get up out of my chair, 318 00:13:06,421 --> 00:13:08,713 then audibly passed gas and fell into a hole. 319 00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:10,296 Who would laugh at that? 320 00:13:10,380 --> 00:13:13,213 Being old is, like, the only thing people know about you. 321 00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:14,171 You gotta own it. 322 00:13:14,255 --> 00:13:16,296 Like when Clinton took out his wang on Leno. 323 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,546 Did that happen, or--? 324 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:22,713 And here's theater actor P.D. Blaze. He's gonna play your father. 325 00:13:22,796 --> 00:13:24,880 Phineas Duke Blaze, it's a pleasure. 326 00:13:24,963 --> 00:13:28,046 You're gonna be great. Just have fun with it. 327 00:13:28,130 --> 00:13:30,755 That's the worst advice you could give a performer. 328 00:13:30,838 --> 00:13:33,505 They're stupid. They need specific direction. 329 00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:35,963 But that man looks nothing like Senator Daddy. 330 00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:37,963 He doesn't have his mane of white hair, 331 00:13:38,046 --> 00:13:40,213 let alone his bow tie and ever-present pipe. 332 00:13:40,296 --> 00:13:42,296 [chuckles] Oh, I remember the smell of that pipe. 333 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:44,546 I'd pour his ashtray all over myself 334 00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:46,963 and just roll around in it to get his scent all over me. 335 00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:49,963 Okay, wow, another cool story. 336 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,546 I just don't know if all of this is me. 337 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:53,713 You? 338 00:13:53,796 --> 00:13:55,046 What you? 339 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:56,546 You're a politician. 340 00:13:56,630 --> 00:14:00,213 Are you telling me you like tampons or understand what hole they go in? 341 00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:01,338 "Hole"? 342 00:14:01,421 --> 00:14:02,546 -"In"? -[dramatic music plays] 343 00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:04,463 This is how we make you president. 344 00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:06,546 Just read the cue cards. 345 00:14:06,630 --> 00:14:08,796 Trust the writers, man. 346 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,963 But don't look too close at them. They are rough. 347 00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,171 [Zhao shudders] 348 00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:14,213 [LaMarr sighs] 349 00:14:14,296 --> 00:14:17,380 [gentle music playing] 350 00:14:17,463 --> 00:14:18,671 -[handle rattling] -[banging] 351 00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:21,130 Who's in there? The president's gotta take a leak. 352 00:14:21,213 --> 00:14:23,213 That's not the loo. That's the door we came in. 353 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,880 The "loo"? Is that what you guys call bathrooms? 354 00:14:25,963 --> 00:14:27,796 Well, the loo. Lav. W.C. 355 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,046 We got the john. The can. The head. 356 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:32,130 The facilities. Gents. The mud closet. 357 00:14:32,213 --> 00:14:34,963 -Crapper. Commode. The little boys' room. -The gobbler. 358 00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:36,713 -New York City. -Thirsty Cedric. 359 00:14:36,796 --> 00:14:39,130 -That's a lot of toilet names! -That's a lot of toilet names. 360 00:14:39,213 --> 00:14:41,671 [both] Jinx! Double jinx! Infinity jinx! 361 00:14:42,463 --> 00:14:44,546 [laughs] Well played, sir. 362 00:14:44,630 --> 00:14:46,463 Not too shabby yourself. 363 00:14:46,546 --> 00:14:48,296 I didn't know you guys had jinx in England. 364 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:50,463 Oh yes, we take it very seriously. 365 00:14:50,546 --> 00:14:53,171 I once silenced the entire crowd at Glastonbury 366 00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:54,630 for singing along to Coldplay. 367 00:14:54,713 --> 00:14:56,171 -Huh. -[Jeremy sighs] 368 00:14:56,255 --> 00:14:57,796 I do miss the old sod. 369 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,755 The taxi cabs here are so garish and car-like. 370 00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,463 But if my father hadn't shipped me off 371 00:15:02,546 --> 00:15:04,505 to keep me from further embarrassing the family, 372 00:15:04,588 --> 00:15:05,796 I wouldn't be alive today. 373 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,255 My old man kicked me out, too. 374 00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:09,880 Dads, am I right? 375 00:15:09,963 --> 00:15:12,088 [both] Maybe it's for the best that he's dead. 376 00:15:12,171 --> 00:15:14,796 Jinx! Double jinx! Infinity jinx! 377 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,296 Are we best friends now? 378 00:15:16,380 --> 00:15:18,921 [heavy breathing] 379 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:19,880 [startled grunt] 380 00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:21,213 [TOD-209] There you are. 381 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,130 Why not play with others? 382 00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,588 Because I hate it here. 383 00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:26,796 -[insect buzzing] -The insects are morons. 384 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,963 And you call this "bug juice"? 385 00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:31,713 It tastes nothing like my mother's cloacal effluvia. 386 00:15:31,796 --> 00:15:35,088 [TOD-209] TOD has lots of experience with homesick campers. 387 00:15:35,171 --> 00:15:39,380 And Axatrax's home even farther away than most campers'. 388 00:15:39,463 --> 00:15:41,421 Best cure for homesickness? 389 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:43,546 Have fun, camp-style. 390 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,796 Executing montage protocol. 391 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,796 [upbeat music playing] 392 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,171 [TOD-209] ♪ C-A-M-P ♪ 393 00:15:50,255 --> 00:15:52,380 ♪ D-A then add a "V" ♪ 394 00:15:52,463 --> 00:15:54,963 ♪ Don't forget "I-D" ♪ 395 00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:57,130 ♪ What's that spell? Camp David ♪ 396 00:15:57,213 --> 00:15:59,046 ♪ When I say "Camp," you say "David" ♪ 397 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:04,380 ♪ Camp, camp, camp, camp, c… c… camp ♪ 398 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,921 ♪ System rebooting ♪ 399 00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:08,338 [bear roars] 400 00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:10,421 ♪ Begin and Sadat, Barak and Arafat ♪ 401 00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:15,088 ♪ The friends you make at ol' Camp Dave Will be with you for all your days ♪ 402 00:16:15,171 --> 00:16:16,463 ♪ Camp David ♪ 403 00:16:16,546 --> 00:16:17,463 [music crescendos] 404 00:16:17,546 --> 00:16:18,880 [joyful music playing] 405 00:16:22,505 --> 00:16:23,546 [water splashes] 406 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:24,713 [Dr. Braun] Whoa! Ah! 407 00:16:24,796 --> 00:16:25,630 Charley horse. 408 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:29,296 [Simon blowing] 409 00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:30,880 [Dr. Braun coughing] 410 00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:33,380 Oh, Simon, you saved her. 411 00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:35,630 I know CPR because I was in a babysitters' club 412 00:16:35,713 --> 00:16:37,463 that I successfully sued to make co-ed. 413 00:16:37,546 --> 00:16:40,213 Well, that was… humiliating. 414 00:16:40,296 --> 00:16:42,213 Good thing my Simey was there. 415 00:16:42,296 --> 00:16:43,796 My Simey. 416 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:46,255 Also, something in the lake pulled off your pants, 417 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,380 so that's why you're wearing a trash bag. 418 00:16:48,463 --> 00:16:49,296 [Dr. Braun sighs] 419 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:50,963 As I say to my patients, 420 00:16:51,046 --> 00:16:52,838 for being a good boy, 421 00:16:52,921 --> 00:16:56,630 you can pick a prize from the treasure chest. 422 00:16:56,713 --> 00:16:58,546 [Simon chuckles] 423 00:16:58,630 --> 00:16:59,713 [Dr. Braun] Ugh. 424 00:16:59,796 --> 00:17:01,380 Okay, the dance is in an hour, 425 00:17:01,463 --> 00:17:03,713 and I think that trash bag could look cute with a belt-- 426 00:17:03,796 --> 00:17:06,963 Are you serious? Look at me. I'm literally a garbage person. 427 00:17:07,046 --> 00:17:09,755 -But come on, you're Camp Farrah. -[Dr. Braun] I'm not. 428 00:17:09,838 --> 00:17:12,963 [sighs] I'm a 42-year-old mother of two children, 429 00:17:13,046 --> 00:17:17,005 who, according to King Urgmel, are now "vassals of the Underlands." 430 00:17:17,088 --> 00:17:20,671 There's so much misery in this sad, broken world. 431 00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:25,463 And yet, here I am trying to keep two people from being happy? 432 00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:26,880 What is wrong with me? 433 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,921 Hey, sorry to bother you on vacation. 434 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,213 The kids. Any food allergies? 435 00:17:32,296 --> 00:17:33,963 -Tree nuts. -Okay, got it. 436 00:17:34,046 --> 00:17:34,880 Have fun. 437 00:17:34,963 --> 00:17:38,338 I am Belzar of the Underlands! 438 00:17:38,421 --> 00:17:39,963 [Belzar grunts, snarls] 439 00:17:40,046 --> 00:17:42,796 [singer] ♪ It's the Robot-Bear Talk Show ♪ 440 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,380 -[music crescendos] -[audience applauds] 441 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:48,921 Hello, it's me, former Vice President Cartwright LaMarr. 442 00:17:49,005 --> 00:17:52,838 -[audience chuckles] -And I'm so old, I survived the attack 443 00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:56,171 because the aliens thought I was already a skeleton. 444 00:17:56,255 --> 00:17:58,130 I'm so old. 445 00:17:58,213 --> 00:17:59,630 [audience continues applauding] 446 00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:02,213 Why don't I take it from here, Joey? 447 00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:05,713 I'm so old, I remember when this show was funny. 448 00:18:05,796 --> 00:18:08,130 -[audience laughs] -But I was young once. 449 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,880 It wasn't too, too long ago. 450 00:18:10,963 --> 00:18:12,130 [audience applauding] 451 00:18:12,213 --> 00:18:13,338 [Grimes] It's a cave. 452 00:18:13,421 --> 00:18:15,921 They're cave people, 'cause he's old. 453 00:18:16,005 --> 00:18:17,921 This is wonderful. 454 00:18:19,255 --> 00:18:21,838 Daddy, did you hear the news? 455 00:18:21,921 --> 00:18:23,838 Fire was invented. 456 00:18:23,921 --> 00:18:25,421 [audience laughs] 457 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,046 -Huh? -[whimsical music plays] 458 00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:28,171 Fire? 459 00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:30,296 Oog, what that, son? 460 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:33,046 [audience laughing] 461 00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:36,171 That's his dad. He's a caveman. 462 00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:38,213 How do they come up with this stuff? 463 00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:41,130 Senator Pop-pop? 464 00:18:41,213 --> 00:18:43,130 That's not the right line, man. 465 00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:47,505 -[dramatic music plays] -It was never right with you, was it? 466 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,713 You disapproved of everything I did. 467 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,880 I'm sure you disapprove of this. 468 00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:52,880 Uh, cave-son-- 469 00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:55,296 But I'm only doing this because of you. 470 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:58,213 You wanted to be president, and I just wanted to make you proud. 471 00:18:58,296 --> 00:19:00,963 Oh, I'd do anything to fulfill your dream, Father. 472 00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:03,713 -But no more. Not this. -[audience laughs] 473 00:19:03,796 --> 00:19:04,630 [Grimes laughs] 474 00:19:04,713 --> 00:19:05,838 Still getting it. 475 00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:07,380 Still in on the joke. 476 00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:09,713 What are you laughing at? 477 00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:11,005 It's not funny. 478 00:19:11,088 --> 00:19:12,296 This is my life. 479 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:14,630 -[audience continues laughing] -These are my real feelings. 480 00:19:14,713 --> 00:19:18,463 Aw, snap, he's being serious. That's even funnier. 481 00:19:18,546 --> 00:19:20,630 [audience continues laughing] 482 00:19:23,671 --> 00:19:26,463 Okay, so we both come out all angry, right? 483 00:19:26,546 --> 00:19:29,255 And then I'm like, "The peace talks went bad!" 484 00:19:29,338 --> 00:19:31,630 "And not the Michael Jackson meaning of 'bad,' 485 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:35,880 where, you know, you turn yourself white and lure poor kids to your mansion--" 486 00:19:35,963 --> 00:19:39,338 -I think we can go faster there. -So I go, "We're going to war!" 487 00:19:39,421 --> 00:19:40,671 And then we both say… 488 00:19:40,755 --> 00:19:42,880 -"On the dance floor!" -"On the dance floor!" 489 00:19:42,963 --> 00:19:45,505 And we drop some Kid 'n Play on 'em. 490 00:19:45,588 --> 00:19:50,338 [both grunting] 491 00:19:50,421 --> 00:19:52,921 Five or ten minutes later, when the applause dies down, 492 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:53,963 we sign the treaty 493 00:19:54,046 --> 00:19:56,755 and make the friendship between our countries official. 494 00:19:56,838 --> 00:19:58,546 You know, Matthew, I was thinking, 495 00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:01,380 that in addition to the amity between our nations, 496 00:20:01,463 --> 00:20:03,921 we could perhaps also codify this friendship. 497 00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:06,046 What I mean to say is, well… 498 00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:07,755 I made you a friendship bracelet. 499 00:20:08,505 --> 00:20:10,713 -Jinx! -[both laugh] 500 00:20:11,338 --> 00:20:15,505 K.J., for real, I actually don't like playing Frisbee alone. 501 00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:17,713 But I lost all my guy friends a long time ago. 502 00:20:17,796 --> 00:20:20,838 You know, they got married and had kids, and then it's like, 503 00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:24,130 "Matty, you can't smoke in here. My baby's sick." [scoffs] 504 00:20:24,213 --> 00:20:25,088 So… 505 00:20:25,588 --> 00:20:27,755 [whimsical music playing] 506 00:20:27,838 --> 00:20:28,880 [Jeremy laughs] 507 00:20:28,963 --> 00:20:29,838 Wait, 508 00:20:29,921 --> 00:20:31,588 when did we make these? 509 00:20:31,671 --> 00:20:33,505 Yeah, we were together all day. 510 00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:34,921 [both] Eh. 511 00:20:36,088 --> 00:20:38,713 Hey, get out there, it's goodnights. 512 00:20:38,796 --> 00:20:41,380 P.D. Blaze is wearing a controversial t-shirt. 513 00:20:41,463 --> 00:20:42,380 I don't care. 514 00:20:42,463 --> 00:20:43,880 That was a disaster. 515 00:20:43,963 --> 00:20:44,796 Are you crazy? 516 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,005 You got big laughs. 517 00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:48,838 Now they know you're an old person with no dignity. 518 00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:50,463 That's halfway to being president. 519 00:20:50,546 --> 00:20:51,796 But it's over. 520 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:56,046 I spent my entire career trying to be whatever those people wanted me to be. 521 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:59,505 But those folks don't deserve Cartwright LaMarr. 522 00:20:59,588 --> 00:21:01,921 Heck, being president wasn't even my dream anyway. 523 00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:03,671 Like from the sketch. 524 00:21:03,755 --> 00:21:05,255 To hell with this! 525 00:21:05,338 --> 00:21:07,046 And to hell with America! 526 00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:09,755 That's what P.D.'s shirt says. 527 00:21:09,838 --> 00:21:10,755 [heavy breathing] 528 00:21:10,838 --> 00:21:13,005 [Wanda] I can't believe it's the last night. 529 00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:15,671 [Gary] I'm gonna miss this place so much. 530 00:21:15,755 --> 00:21:17,421 [mechanical whirring] 531 00:21:19,338 --> 00:21:20,713 [bug light crackling] 532 00:21:20,796 --> 00:21:22,338 Oh, what now? 533 00:21:22,421 --> 00:21:24,921 Are you gonna try to make me do that cups song with you 534 00:21:25,005 --> 00:21:26,588 at the camp talent show? 535 00:21:26,671 --> 00:21:27,505 [TOD-209] No. 536 00:21:28,296 --> 00:21:30,796 Look, TOD get wanting to go home. 537 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,005 All TOD remember of home is palm trees. 538 00:21:34,088 --> 00:21:36,255 TOD hope TOD not from Florida. 539 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,796 I wish remember where I come from. 540 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,963 So why TOD stop Axatrax from remembering? 541 00:21:42,046 --> 00:21:44,546 Tell me, what Axatrax miss? 542 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:45,713 Oh. Wow. 543 00:21:45,796 --> 00:21:49,463 Well, that musty bunkhouse sure made me miss my cube. 544 00:21:49,546 --> 00:21:53,380 And tonight's my book club with the girls in tent city. 545 00:21:53,463 --> 00:21:54,463 I hate to miss that. 546 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:56,838 I love that all the museums are free. 547 00:21:56,921 --> 00:22:01,463 Plus, I'm kind of a foodie, so I love all the stray cats. 548 00:22:01,546 --> 00:22:03,171 [TOD-209] That is what you miss? 549 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:06,713 Axatrax, those things not on Cardi-B. 550 00:22:07,588 --> 00:22:08,630 You're right. 551 00:22:08,713 --> 00:22:10,588 I was homesick 552 00:22:10,671 --> 00:22:11,963 for D.C. 553 00:22:12,671 --> 00:22:13,630 Oh my God. 554 00:22:13,713 --> 00:22:15,255 No, I mean Kragnorp. 555 00:22:15,338 --> 00:22:16,338 No! 556 00:22:16,421 --> 00:22:20,921 I mean regular, white, muscular, American Earth God. 557 00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:22,713 I like this planet. 558 00:22:22,796 --> 00:22:27,171 With no hive-mind to tell me what to do, I have the freedom to be whatever I want 559 00:22:27,255 --> 00:22:29,880 without fear of getting laser-chomped to super-death. 560 00:22:30,463 --> 00:22:32,838 Earth is my home now. 561 00:22:33,338 --> 00:22:35,630 And you helped me realize that. 562 00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:38,421 You are a good camp counselor, TOD. 563 00:22:38,546 --> 00:22:40,005 [whimsical music plays] 564 00:22:41,796 --> 00:22:43,380 This is gonna be sick. 565 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,588 Ah, sick indeed. 566 00:22:44,671 --> 00:22:48,255 Like when you take too much molly and even throwing it back up feels great. 567 00:22:48,338 --> 00:22:50,630 Thanks for making England let me go, Mr. President. 568 00:22:50,713 --> 00:22:52,380 I knew you wouldn't forget about me. 569 00:22:52,463 --> 00:22:54,255 -Who was that? -I forgot about that guy. 570 00:22:54,338 --> 00:22:55,963 Wait, dude, quick question. 571 00:22:56,046 --> 00:22:59,838 Are we somehow about to make a TV show about lesbians boring? 572 00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,463 'Cause it's showtime! 573 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:03,296 See you on stage, pal. 574 00:23:03,380 --> 00:23:04,463 [Jeremy] Hmm. 575 00:23:04,546 --> 00:23:07,130 [Simon and Sharon laughing] 576 00:23:07,213 --> 00:23:08,921 Luceline, what in God's name, 577 00:23:09,005 --> 00:23:12,088 which, in the Anglican church, is Jeffrey, is going on over there? 578 00:23:12,171 --> 00:23:13,380 You mean Simon and Sharon? 579 00:23:13,463 --> 00:23:16,046 Yeah, they're sitting in a tree, if you know what I mean. 580 00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:19,213 But I thought he and Farrah were co-arborists. 581 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,421 Where is Dr. Braun? 582 00:23:21,505 --> 00:23:24,380 Oh. [sighs] She didn't want to come. Because of that. 583 00:23:24,463 --> 00:23:26,630 -Yeah. Mm-hmm! -Oh! Oh yeah. 584 00:23:26,713 --> 00:23:28,630 I don't think she wants to see anyone right now. 585 00:23:28,713 --> 00:23:30,963 She's just sitting in the woods, all sad and vulnerable-- 586 00:23:31,046 --> 00:23:31,963 [Jeremy] Pyew! 587 00:23:32,046 --> 00:23:34,630 Also, we're together now, if anyone cares. 588 00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:37,380 Oh, baby, my wife survived. 589 00:23:37,463 --> 00:23:38,421 [piano music playing] 590 00:23:38,505 --> 00:23:41,671 The peace talks went bad. Don't do the Michael Jackson thing. 591 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:43,421 So now we're at war 592 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,005 on the dance floor! 593 00:23:46,088 --> 00:23:47,255 [Matty chuckling] 594 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,213 King Jere. 595 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,296 On the dance floor! [chuckles] 596 00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:51,671 Where are you, buddy? 597 00:23:51,755 --> 00:23:52,755 He… 598 00:23:53,255 --> 00:23:54,088 left. 599 00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:55,255 [music halts] 600 00:23:55,338 --> 00:23:56,755 I'm sorry, Matty. 601 00:23:57,546 --> 00:23:59,213 [Matty sobbing] 602 00:23:59,296 --> 00:24:01,588 Uh, okay. Ah, that's great. [laughs, cries] 603 00:24:01,671 --> 00:24:04,671 I wanted to do this alone, actually. It's a one-person dance. 604 00:24:04,755 --> 00:24:07,296 -Isn't that the Kid 'n Play--? -No! It's legally different. 605 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,338 They can't sue me! 606 00:24:08,421 --> 00:24:11,338 I mean… [sniffles] …was this in the Kid 'n Play dance? 607 00:24:11,421 --> 00:24:15,338 I hereby officially hate England, and so do all of you! 608 00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,171 And I hate Jeremy! 609 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:20,088 [crying, straining] 610 00:24:20,171 --> 00:24:22,213 Even though he's so good at knots! 611 00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:24,213 [whimsical music plays] 612 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,796 [LaMarr] So this is where it ends. 613 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,046 Nothing left for me but to lie in state here in the Rotunda. 614 00:24:31,796 --> 00:24:32,755 [LaMarr sighs] 615 00:24:34,296 --> 00:24:35,255 Come and get me. 616 00:24:37,755 --> 00:24:40,338 -[LVAD beeps] -[LVAD] LVAD battery at 100 percent-- 617 00:24:40,421 --> 00:24:41,671 Oh, who asked you, girly? 618 00:24:41,755 --> 00:24:42,755 [whimsical music playing] 619 00:24:42,838 --> 00:24:44,171 [Matty huffing] 620 00:24:44,255 --> 00:24:45,088 Ow! 621 00:24:45,630 --> 00:24:49,338 I can't believe it's over already. Oh my God, I can't wait to see my room. 622 00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:52,046 I left some grapes on the radiator. Do you think they're raisins now? 623 00:24:52,130 --> 00:24:53,255 Definitely. 624 00:24:53,338 --> 00:24:55,213 Oh, there's one thing I forgot. 625 00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:58,171 [Axatrax panting] 626 00:24:59,296 --> 00:25:00,380 Oh, brudder. 627 00:25:01,838 --> 00:25:03,921 [bug light crackles, zaps] 628 00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:05,630 [bushes rustling] 629 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,046 Is someone there? 630 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:08,755 [growling] 631 00:25:08,838 --> 00:25:11,171 Gah! Save me, human God! [pants] 632 00:25:11,755 --> 00:25:12,630 Bobzorb? 633 00:25:12,713 --> 00:25:14,588 [in Cardibean] General Axatrax! 634 00:25:14,671 --> 00:25:16,963 Thank Kragnorp you're alive! 635 00:25:17,046 --> 00:25:19,255 [dramatic music playing] 636 00:25:20,546 --> 00:25:21,546 [upbeat music playing] 637 00:25:21,630 --> 00:25:23,921 [TOD-209 in English] ♪ C-A-M-P ♪ 638 00:25:24,005 --> 00:25:26,130 ♪ D-A then add a "V" ♪ 639 00:25:26,213 --> 00:25:28,380 ♪ Don't forget "I-D" ♪ 640 00:25:28,463 --> 00:25:30,630 ♪ What's that spell? Camp David ♪ 641 00:25:30,713 --> 00:25:32,796 ♪ When I say "Camp," you say "David" ♪ 642 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:38,421 ♪ Camp, camp, camp, camp, c… c… camp ♪ 643 00:25:38,505 --> 00:25:39,796 ♪ System rebooting ♪ 644 00:25:42,005 --> 00:25:44,171 ♪ Begin and Sadat, Barak and Arafat ♪ 645 00:25:44,255 --> 00:25:48,755 ♪ The friends you make at ol' Camp Dave Will be with you for all your days ♪ 646 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,005 ♪ Camp David ♪ 647 00:25:58,088 --> 00:26:00,255 [gentle instrumental music playing] 648 00:26:18,338 --> 00:26:20,255 [music fades]