1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,340 realEstate. 2 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,684 Some agencies, they help their clients 3 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,680 sell their houses by reducing clutter. 4 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,182 -[boom] -[whoosh] 5 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:16,774 [mysterious score] 6 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,768 We help them by stopping the walls from bleeding. 7 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,560 I’m Luke Roman. 8 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,484 I have this kind of connection to these things all of my life. 9 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,194 [eerie score] 10 00:00:25,234 --> 00:00:26,824 [breathy whispers] 11 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,360 -[SUSAN] If you like her-- -[Megan] Hey. 12 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:30,113 -[Susan] ...you should make a move. 13 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:32,525 -Everybody, this is Susan Ireland, our new agent. 14 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,244 -[Susan] The technical term 15 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:35,794 is telekinesis. 16 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:39,367 Tonight, for the first time in my entire life, 17 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,334 I really felt like 18 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,925 I was in control. 19 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,500 [Susan screams] 20 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,755 -Those things, they can hurt you! 21 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:47,586 -[gasp] -[door squeaks, booms closed] 22 00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:49,091 -[Luke] They are dangerous. -[roar] 23 00:00:49,132 --> 00:00:50,932 -[shutter clicking] -[whoosh] 24 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:53,258 Until you learn a little more about them 25 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:55,813 you might want to think about doing things our way. 26 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,522 -[August] Oh, dear. -[throttled scream] 27 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,309 -[Zooey] This house is clean. 28 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:01,982 Bitch. 29 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,020 -[Megan] The things I’ve seen these past few months 30 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,984 feel like one big hallucination. 31 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,574 [boom] 32 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,939 I’m going to be really busy over the next few weeks. 33 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:12,447 -Guess maybe you’ll see me if you have time. 34 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:14,239 [monster roars] 35 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,493 -Here, buddy, look at me! -[Luke] Something’s changed. 36 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,625 The voices, they’re not there. 37 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:20,212 I got nothing. 38 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,457 -Hey, I can handle things for a little while. 39 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,708 -I’m afraid you’re going to have to. 40 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,126 -[rustling wind] -[branches creaking] 41 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,222 -[Susan] These final negotiations 42 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,180 are always a little... 43 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,760 tricky. 44 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,595 Of course, the seller wants something. 45 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,098 The buyer wants something else. 46 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,903 And, sometimes, there are 47 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:46,269 other parties involved 48 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:47,735 who have desires of their own. 49 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,284 [thunder crackles] 50 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,357 That’s when your representation really matters. 51 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,165 -[dramatic score] -[creature screeching] 52 00:01:55,198 --> 00:01:56,738 -[Phil panting] 53 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,920 [phone buzzing] 54 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,998 Excuse me. I just need to take this. 55 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:09,004 [Susan chuckles] 56 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:12,052 -Zooey, where is he? -[Zooey] I don’t know. 57 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,630 He was in his car headed your way 58 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:16,425 when his phone cut out! Did you check in with August? 59 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,010 -August is a little busy right now. 60 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,605 [thunder rumbles] 61 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,403 [high frequency sounds] 62 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,898 [monster screeching] 63 00:02:27,939 --> 00:02:29,479 -Oh, dear. 64 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,074 [pounding score] 65 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,649 [thunder rumbling] 66 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,872 [panting] 67 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,869 -[high-pitched screech] -Oh, shit! 68 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,451 [screeching continues] 69 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,504 -He’s here! -Does he have the key? 70 00:02:49,544 --> 00:02:51,384 -[Susan] Do you have the key? -That thing zapped my car 71 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,051 and chased me the last eight blocks! 72 00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,760 [Phil groans and pants] 73 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,510 -Real estate is exciting, isn’t it? 74 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:59,642 - Okay, if August crunched these numbers correctly, 75 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,140 you have, like, seven minutes, max. 76 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,142 -One sec. Hi. 77 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,636 Suppose I could trouble you for a glass of water 78 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,227 and some Tylenol? 79 00:03:08,271 --> 00:03:09,771 [panting] 80 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,405 -I have the key! 81 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:13,441 -Technology is not cooperating. 82 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,115 -As soon as the numbers come up on screen, 83 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:17,743 we need to reset the clock, wind it up and make-- 84 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,321 [gear powering down] 85 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,866 [screeching resumes] 86 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,289 [rumbling] 87 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,503 [sinister laughter] 88 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,964 Augie, was that you? 89 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,748 -I find nothing funny about our current situation. 90 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:32,003 [thunder rumbles] 91 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:36,546 [clicking] 92 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,011 Nothing electrical seems to work. 93 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,891 [screeching] 94 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,681 -[electrical arcing] -[deep, evil laughter] 95 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,934 -Looks like we have to do this old school. 96 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,233 [loud screech] 97 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,231 -[whoosh] -[shrieking] 98 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,700 -This was so much simpler when Luke could just 99 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,369 talk to these things. 100 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,327 -Those days are gone. 101 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,907 [shrieking continues] 102 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,415 Come on, come on! 103 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,213 Read me the numbers when you get ’em! 104 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,790 -Uh, it looks like eight. 105 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,505 Four, eight. 106 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,765 -Four eight? That’s not a time! -Well, that’s what it says! 107 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,167 [shrieking] 108 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,839 [growling] 109 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:27,426 Wait. The O in four is directly above the H in eight. 110 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,268 -Oh, oh! Four-oh-eight. 111 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,948 Oh! Duh. 112 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,108 [loud ticking] 113 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:42,696 -[boom] -[electrical arcing] 114 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,906 [gyro spins up] 115 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,169 -[thunder clap] -[triumphant score] 116 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:56,091 -[click] -[device beeping] 117 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,264 [show theme fades up] 118 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,486 -[Phil] See, the house was owne by two brothers. 119 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:24,321 An electrician and a plumber. But... 120 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,335 one night the electrician murdered the plumber. 121 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:28,999 -So, like Cain and Abel in the Bible. 122 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:30,787 -Yeah, most of the really nasty shit 123 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,461 starts in that particular book. 124 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,919 Anyway, they say the grandfather clock you have 125 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:36,840 stopped at that moment. So, 126 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,458 we had to track down the exact time of death, 127 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,836 find a key that would work in the clock, 128 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,013 reset it and then get it running 129 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,302 so that the plumber could move on, but... 130 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:49,430 the electrician fought us every step of the way. 131 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,064 -So... Ooh! 132 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,641 [Phil and Susan laughing] 133 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,146 [Susan sighs deeply] 134 00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:57,608 -Who wants to sell a house? -Are you okay? 135 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,359 -Oh, I’m super! I’m super! 136 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,531 August just has a little wet cleanup to do in aisle five 137 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,150 and then we’re good to go. 138 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,656 -So, what now? 139 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,238 -Well, now we sell this place! 140 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,243 -Well, we’re a little worried ’cause our neighbors, 141 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,045 they showed their house nonstop for six months 142 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:11,538 before they found a buyer. 143 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,540 -Remember, it only takes one. 144 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:16,082 One person to step into a house and whammo! 145 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,666 Feels like home. 146 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:19,751 -Does it ever really happen that way, though? 147 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,916 -Oh, it totally does! See... 148 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,185 I believe the right house is like a soulmate. 149 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,547 You can look at a thousand other houses 150 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,765 but when the right one comes along, you know. 151 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,814 And it’s magic. 152 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:35,138 -Well, let’s hope for some magic. 153 00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:37,106 -Thanks, Susan! You’re amazing! 154 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,517 -[Susan scoffs, embarrassed] -[Phil and Susan laugh] 155 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:43,530 -I, uh, I don’t suppose you have any jumper cables, do you? 156 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:48,697 [phone ringing is distance] 157 00:06:51,661 --> 00:06:53,331 -Hey, Susan in yet? 158 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,171 -Hopefully not for a while. -I have seven urgent messages 159 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,957 for her and she’s late for the Cantervilles. 160 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,591 -Yeah, well, I’m, uh, six houses behind 161 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,168 on PIP searches and HCP profiles. 162 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,133 -Have you seen August? -In his workshop. 163 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,225 He slept on his couch last night. 164 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,720 -Yeah, I keep telling myself busy is good, but damn! 165 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,643 -This is what our future looks like 166 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,521 if Luke doesn’t get back, like, now. 167 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,348 -Any word at all? 168 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,270 Well, then it’s time to rattle his cage a little. 169 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,195 [gentle score] 170 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:24,903 -[Susan] It’s an absolute bloodbath out there. 171 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,455 Your neighborhood is white-hot and you’re competing with 172 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,029 every house on the block. 173 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,874 It’s a seller’s market. It’s like... 174 00:07:31,326 --> 00:07:34,496 it’s like a big, angry bear and with this kitchen, 175 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,167 your house is Leonardo DiCaprio waving a stick. 176 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,417 -Mm, but it’s so much money. 177 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,799 -Look, you knock out this wall, put in a nice big island, 178 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:45,047 upgrade those appliances, a backsplash here, 179 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,760 a wine fridge there and... 180 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,800 you can increase your asking price to this... 181 00:07:50,512 --> 00:07:52,722 But you’ll only be spending... 182 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:54,888 that. 183 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,643 Your R-O-I is going to be at least 84%! 184 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,266 Even more if there’s a bidding war 185 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,692 and there is nothing like a farm sink 186 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:03,231 and a restaurant-quality stove 187 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:04,944 to make a buyer think about invading Poland. 188 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:09,527 -You are a rock star, Susan! 189 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,490 -Well... 190 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:20,420 These are killing me, August. 191 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,668 I am literally dying. 192 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,091 -"The idea is to die young 193 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,760 as late as possible." 194 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,338 Ashley Montague. 195 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,643 -I know this agency was founded on Luke’s ability 196 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,217 to see these things, 197 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,802 talk with them, reason with them, 198 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,347 even when they didn’t feel like it. 199 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,770 -A difficult gift to replace with technology. 200 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,849 -But he can’t do that anymore! So you’re the guy! 201 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,444 There has to be something more efficient here 202 00:08:41,479 --> 00:08:43,019 than Scrabble tiles. 203 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:45,114 -And yet they came through. 204 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,690 -Keep working it, Augie. 205 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:48,858 [Susan sighs] 206 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,453 [footsteps recede] 207 00:08:50,488 --> 00:08:52,028 [pensive score] 208 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,585 -[motor ratchets] -[gears whirring] 209 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,159 -Hello! 210 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,794 Tell me how you died! 211 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,831 -Hm. 212 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,626 [score fades out] 213 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,045 [light snoring] 214 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,472 -[clears throat loudly] -Hm! 215 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,136 -Ha. -Hm. 216 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,560 -What a day. -Yeah. 217 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,729 -How are we doing on McTeer and Bryce? 218 00:09:20,477 --> 00:09:22,517 -Uh, McTeer title’s clean. 219 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,022 Bryce had a lien from a crazy roofer, 220 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,524 but we’re getting it cleared up. 221 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,935 -Did you finish the PIP on Sanderson? 222 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,943 -Uh, two previous owners, no DOPs, 223 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,525 no Undies, no Baby Janes. 224 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,200 -Okay. No deaths on premises, 225 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:36,835 nobody buried under the basement and... 226 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,827 [groans] Don’t tell me. 227 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,791 -Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, 1962. 228 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,252 -Uh, uh, nobody... Blah! 229 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,843 Nobody being tormented by a family member! 230 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,418 -That’s it! -Uh! 231 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,133 -[contented sigh] -Um... 232 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:52,545 I, uh, 233 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,592 I noticed you brought in three more normies this week. 234 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,470 -Not every house has to be a horror show. 235 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,274 Oh, and I’m supposed to look at a bank repo this afternoon 236 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,848 that Julie Chen is interested in. 237 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,193 -Ah. 238 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,348 Aren’t you getting, um, a little tired? 239 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,444 And I’m only asking because the rest of us 240 00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,653 are really exhausted watching you. 241 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,283 -I thrive on being busy. Always have. 242 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,911 I’m living my best life. 243 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,488 [gentle score] 244 00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,575 [heavy sigh] 245 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,456 -[Workman] Next step is to take out the wall. 246 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,210 -[Deb] Try not to make too much of a mess. 247 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,212 -[Talk radio host] You’re on a crusade about the radiation. 248 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,805 -[Guest] Yeah, they have... ...gamma rays on vegetables. 249 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,382 [mysterious score] 250 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,115 [child singing in distance] 251 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,528 -What the hell is that? 252 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:02,794 -I don’t know. 253 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,963 [child singing] 254 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:19,137 [loud crash] 255 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,889 -[workman yelling] -[loud crunch] 256 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,470 -Ah!! 257 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,557 -[squelching] -[screaming] 258 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,440 -[Deb] They asked us to look for... 259 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:35,822 the finger... [clears throat] 260 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,162 so they could sew it back on. 261 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,868 -Any luck? 262 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,288 -Guy’s probably lawyering up as we speak and where’s Susan? 263 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,788 It was her idea to remodel the kitchen. 264 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:49,330 -Well, Susan is primarily a sales and marketing specialist. 265 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,745 When shit gets real and your walls start to bleed, 266 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,174 they generally call on Mister Ripley and myself. 267 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,384 -So, tell me about this voice you heard. 268 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,635 -It was a very high one, a boy. 269 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,347 Uh, little one, singing his heart out. 270 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,848 -It was beautiful. 271 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,850 -Like that choir. The-- [tsks] 272 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,192 -The Vienna Boys’ Choir. -Exactly! 273 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,858 -Yeah, we can check, but most of them 274 00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,187 probably have an airtight alibi. 275 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,113 -Being in, you know... 276 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,401 -[both] Vienna. 277 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:18,704 -Where is this Luke Roman person? 278 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,778 His name is on the sign! Why isn’t he getting involved 279 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,743 with this? Where the hell is he? 280 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,959 -[ball cracks against bat] -[grunts] 281 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,091 -[machine pitches ball] -[Luke grunts] 282 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,339 -Bless me, Father, for I have whiffed. 283 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,725 -Gimme three Hail Mary’s and close your stance. 284 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,222 [sighs] 285 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,766 [ball cracks against bat] 286 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,607 So, I’m here for my biweekly wellness check. 287 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,516 Stopped going to Funland? 288 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,396 -Eh. Stopped being fun. 289 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,993 Now it’s just land. 290 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,324 Anything new on the adoption front? 291 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,486 -They say it’s only a matter of time 292 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,205 and finding the right situation. 293 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,464 -It’ll work out. 294 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,499 -So, how’re you keeping busy these days? 295 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,133 -Watch a lot of TV. 296 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,589 You know, Jeopardy is a lot more challenging 297 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,220 without the voices whispering the answers in my ear. 298 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,595 -I think I found your mom. -[machine pitches ball] 299 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,179 [tender score] 300 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,557 Got some hits on the name. 301 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,404 Kinda tracked her through a couple of towns over the years. 302 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,770 Yay, internet! 303 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,649 -Where is she? 304 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,364 -Not far. 305 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,914 I want to check out some things, you know, just to make sure. 306 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,622 -Well, keep me posted, okay? 307 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,915 Everything good at the office? 308 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,745 -Yeah. Uh... 309 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,330 Susan’s killing it. 310 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,382 -Felt kinda bad about the Travis house fallout. 311 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,170 She didn’t even work for us then. 312 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,586 -Did you not see her interview on Channel Seven? 313 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,295 -No. You know, I’ve been kind of... 314 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,600 -A reminder that the wonders of modern life come with danger 315 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,938 And that’s why the Roman Agency 316 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,860 is sponsoring the Home Safe Home initiative, 317 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:21,239 subsidizing furnace inspections to low-income housing. 318 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,817 Because home is the one place 319 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:24,782 where you should always feel safe. 320 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,871 -Wow. -Yeah, it was a great idea. 321 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,540 Totally saved our bacon. 322 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,578 -That’s great. 323 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,619 -Did you hear we sold the Donovan house? 324 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,669 -It’s a great property. -Once you get past the portal 325 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,844 -and the hellhound and... -Sister Act? 326 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,633 -Yeah. [laughs] 327 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,314 So, you coming back or what? 328 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,142 -Thinking Monday. My dad’s birthday and I know 329 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,306 he’d tell me to get my lazy butt back to work. 330 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,321 Besides... 331 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,533 Runnin’ outta quarters. 332 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,622 Hail Mary, full of grace. 333 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,464 -[Deb] Do you see the finger? 334 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,666 -No. -Are you sure? 335 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,837 -I work in real estate. 336 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,265 I’m perfectly aware of what a middle finger looks like. 337 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,759 [Zooey giggles] 338 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,261 [clears throat] 339 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,965 [mysterious score] 340 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,555 [echoing clangs] 341 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,140 [boy singing] 342 00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:37,975 ♪ ...a little pony ♪ 343 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:42,363 ♪ His name was Happy Dan ♪ 344 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:48,026 ♪ But if he enters the woods at night ♪ 345 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,782 ♪ He won’t be happy again ♪ 346 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:57,369 ♪ ’Cause bad things live in the forest ♪ 347 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:01,839 ♪ They wait for ponies at night ♪ 348 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,972 ♪ If Happy Dan runs too slowly ♪ 349 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,468 ♪ They’ll gather around and bite ♪ 350 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:16,519 ♪ They’ll nip his ears off They’ll eat his eyes ♪ 351 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,559 ♪ They’ll break his legs if they can ♪ 352 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:26,110 ♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪ 353 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,702 [scraping] 354 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,740 [gentle score] 355 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:39,288 [car door closes] 356 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,463 [tender score] 357 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,846 -Luke! Oh! -William! 358 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,851 How’s our favorite repeat client? 359 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,443 -Oh, I am well! I am wonderful. 360 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,269 Now, where is Sylvia? 361 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,107 -Susan? She is really busy, 362 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,281 but I thought I’d drop off this housewarming gift. 363 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,610 -Oh, very kind. -I take it 364 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,446 -you’re starting something new? -Oh, yes. 365 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,451 You know how I like to start every new novel 366 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,453 in a new and fresh place. I mean, 367 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,295 if you cannot frighten your own willy off you 368 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,831 from time to time to prove to yourself 369 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,834 that you’re still fogging up the mirror, eh? 370 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,626 -Well, this place’ll do it. 371 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,170 -Yes. In fact... 372 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:30,669 I was just getting the spare keys 373 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,466 and a few tips from the former owner. 374 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,935 -[Megan] Hello, Luke. 375 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,687 -Megan. Hi. 376 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,243 -Well, I think perhaps, uh, 377 00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,949 I’m just going to go indoors and, uh... 378 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,779 get better acquainted. Yes. 379 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,826 -Huh. 380 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,505 [door closes] 381 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,672 -Hey. 382 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,339 [tender score] 383 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:09,417 Uh, congratulations on the sale. 384 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,263 -Yeah. -And the residency. 385 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,220 It’s really exciting. 386 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,180 -Kinda scary. 387 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,720 -Well, you don’t scare that easy. 388 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,313 [both chuckling] 389 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,725 So, when do you leave? 390 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,308 -Day after tomorrow. 391 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,520 I was gonna call you. 392 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,275 -It’s okay. 393 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:30,897 You got a lot going on. 394 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,493 -Hm. 395 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,366 How are you getting by without the, um...? 396 00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:38,908 -I’m good. 397 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,867 Some days are better than others. 398 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,416 But I’m good. 399 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,420 -You know, it feels really ironic. 400 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,008 The things you do... Did. 401 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:55,298 The things you saw and talked to. 402 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,393 Those were the things that I struggled with. 403 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,354 And, now, they’re um... They’re kinda gone. 404 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,694 -And you’re leaving, too. 405 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,576 -Thank you for making my world so much bigger. 406 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:50,980 [mysterious score] 407 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,952 -[Susan] It’s that bank repo. They call it the Ensom House. 408 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,777 I finally got up here to check it out. 409 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,453 Look, I’ll call you back. 410 00:20:06,664 --> 00:20:08,254 [engine turns off] 411 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,425 [buoyant score] 412 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,096 [exhales appreciatively] 413 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,516 Whammo. 414 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,944 [door closes] 415 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,537 I believe the right house is like a soulmate. 416 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,127 [exhale] 417 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,678 You can look at a thousand other houses, 418 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,507 but when the right one comes along, 419 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,801 you know. 420 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,178 And it’s magic. 421 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,565 Wowza. 422 00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:24,985 -[House] I’m sorry. I do not understand your request. 423 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,163 -Oh, sure. There’s a smart-house function. 424 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,413 -What can I do for you? 425 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,416 -Just looking. 426 00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,875 -Please let me know if you have any questions, Susan. 427 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,511 -[eerie boom] -[unsettling score] 428 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,723 -How’d you... 429 00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,891 Did the bank add me to the database? 430 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,558 -Yes. Please let me know if you have any questions. 431 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,328 -Sorry I’m late. Everything okay? 432 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,907 -Uh, the Cantervilles are freaking out. 433 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,254 -Okay. In moments like these 434 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,457 I think it’s important we follow a process. 435 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,578 Luke always counted on intuition and magic 436 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,345 and let’s all be honest: those days are over. 437 00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,917 -Susan, sh. -No, no. 438 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,672 I think we need to face the truth here. 439 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,593 Luke has lost his special sauce. He’s just a regular guy now-- 440 00:22:22,633 --> 00:22:24,133 -On a good day. 441 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:27,104 [scoff] 442 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,637 -Luke! 443 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,440 So, it’s a step-by-step process I call ECHIDNA: 444 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,779 Engage, Coordinate, Handhold, Investigate, De-terminate, 445 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,107 -Neutralize, Assess. -De-terminate? 446 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,452 -A lot of our clients don’t really understand what we do. 447 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,368 So, when we get fired... terminated -- 448 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,777 -Which we always do. 449 00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:50,375 -We need to be rehired. De-terminated. 450 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,791 -But why ECHIDNA? 451 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:56,120 -Echidna is an egg-laying mammal indigenous to Australia. 452 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:58,586 -Oh, well, there you go. -It’s a mnemonic. 453 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:00,547 To help you remember the key steps of the process. 454 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,128 -[Luke] Well, Heaven forbid you forget your ECHIDNA. 455 00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,053 [August chuckles] 456 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:06,972 Great. Good. Thanks so much. 457 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,721 Can you catch me up on what’s happening 458 00:23:08,762 --> 00:23:10,852 -with the Kingston place? -[Phil] Oh, boy. 459 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,475 The DeVores want a contingency deal, right? 460 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:15,097 But Jack Kingston’s not having it. 461 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,444 He says, "Buy it or don’t. I don’t care." 462 00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:29,406 -Return to the sweet embrace of the grave. 463 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,790 -We’ve tried any number of devices to 464 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,908 facilitate communication beyond the veil. 465 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,665 [gentle score] 466 00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:39,747 There’s something about toys that works particularly well. 467 00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:44,301 Possibly their simplicity and... playful appearance 468 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,130 create a rapport with those on the other side. 469 00:23:48,844 --> 00:23:50,354 Luke, do you think this-- 470 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,467 your current status, do you think it’s... 471 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,427 permanent? 472 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:01,439 -You mean do you think I’m going to remain a normal person? 473 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,904 Well, gee, I hope so. 474 00:24:04,818 --> 00:24:06,358 [clears throat] 475 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,033 Yeah? What? 476 00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,612 -Your office. 477 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,391 Why were you so nasty to Susan? 478 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,179 -I wasn’t nasty. 479 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,023 -You were a condescending, dismissive jerk. 480 00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,559 -Look, we have a lot of work to do. 481 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:40,482 Susan is great. You know that I think she is great, 482 00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:43,321 but she does tend to get bogged down in the process. 483 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,067 And we just don’t have the time. 484 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:48,239 -Well, Susan made the time to keep this agency running 485 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:49,818 while you were off having your two-month 486 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,873 case of the Mondays! 487 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:58,707 -Where is she? -I have no idea. 488 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:03,166 Where does she go when she feels sad, unappreciated and 489 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,050 justifiably pissed off? 490 00:25:06,588 --> 00:25:08,338 [door opens] 491 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,932 [door closes] 492 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,507 [mysterious score] 493 00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,723 [sigh] 494 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,518 [exhale] 495 00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,581 [deep sigh] 496 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,422 [piano playing in distance] 497 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:47,001 -Who’s there? 498 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,756 -[phone buzzes] -[sigh] 499 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,051 -[keyboard clicking] -[clack] 500 00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,596 [ding] 501 00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:01,308 [ding] 502 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,941 [deeper ding] 503 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:06,572 [ding] 504 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:09,356 [ding] 505 00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,610 [click] 506 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,290 Um... house? 507 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,796 House control voice thingy? 508 00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:38,101 Creepy man-projecting internet connected simulated person unit? 509 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:40,718 -[dings] -Hello, Susan. 510 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,478 -Did you just play that music a minute ago? 511 00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:45,811 -Did you not like it? 512 00:26:46,396 --> 00:26:48,186 -I... 513 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:50,822 Yes, it was fine. It just startled me. 514 00:26:51,735 --> 00:26:53,605 -I’m sorry. 515 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,704 -My device at home waits until I ask it to play music. 516 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:59,910 -Yes, the older models do that. 517 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,827 -I gotta go. 518 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,707 -Come back... soon. 519 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,341 [signing off chimes] 520 00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:18,971 -[Luke] I was-- I am really grateful 521 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,852 for the way you stepped up and ran things while I was away. 522 00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,232 I don’t know if I expressed that really well in there 523 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:27,018 and I’m really sorry if I sounded like anything 524 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,362 other than really grateful. Really. 525 00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:32,688 -You know you say "really" a lot during difficult conversations? 526 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:36,031 -No shit? -[chuckles] 527 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,239 -Sorry to interrupt. -Whattaya got? 528 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,585 -A few things dribbling in on the Canterville house. 529 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,580 1938, a ten-year-old boy named Samuel MacAdams 530 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:48,503 died of scarlet fever in the house. 531 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,252 -Child’s voice. 532 00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:51,844 It all adds up. 533 00:27:51,879 --> 00:27:53,669 -What all adds up? It’s one clue. 534 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,046 -I’ll take it from here. 535 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,893 -Yeah, um... I’ll let you know when the... 536 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,429 rest of the records come in. 537 00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,472 [gentle score] 538 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:07,603 -So, you’re really just going to do this yourself? 539 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:09,194 Screw the process. 540 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:11,399 -Susan, you took what we do and you color-coded it. 541 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,610 There’s nothing magical about your process. 542 00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:16,360 It’s my process with a cute name but without the intuition. 543 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:21,703 Susan. 544 00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,369 What are you going to do? Rat me out to Zooey again? 545 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:36,210 -[Randall] You go ahead. I’ll be right up. 546 00:28:36,256 --> 00:28:37,756 -[water running] -[Deb humming] 547 00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:43,717 [toothbrush tapping against sink] 548 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,724 -[water off] -[Deb resumes humming] 549 00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:47,928 -[stops humming] -[dramatic thud] 550 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,309 [eerie score] 551 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,945 [resumes humming] 552 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,472 [eerie boom] 553 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:41,195 -I’m telling you, Mom, I was killing it. 554 00:29:41,238 --> 00:29:42,818 Clients loved me. 555 00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,333 Competitors respected me. 556 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:47,833 Bob Livingston feared me. 557 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:50,368 -Monsters are always afraid of fire. 558 00:29:50,414 --> 00:29:52,214 [Susan chuckles] 559 00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:54,249 -And I like Luke! -Mm. 560 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:56,843 -I like the old Luke. The new Luke seems... 561 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,378 [tender score] 562 00:29:58,422 --> 00:30:00,672 Defensive. Territorial. 563 00:30:02,092 --> 00:30:03,682 Just insecure. 564 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,009 -You never really know what people are going through. 565 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,021 Now, that being said, 566 00:30:09,558 --> 00:30:11,728 I never believed you’d be truly happy 567 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,904 unless you work someplace with your name on the door. 568 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:17,228 [scoffs] -Am I that arrogant? 569 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,233 -Oh, that good. 570 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,784 -Do you remember that house we had 571 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:27,284 on the shore that one summer? 572 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,366 The one with the amazing ocean view? 573 00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:30,951 -Oh, you really loved that house. 574 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:33,456 -Oh, it was bright and cheerful 575 00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:36,378 and I would just lie there and daydream. 576 00:30:38,128 --> 00:30:39,918 That was the one summer daddy wasn’t away at work. 577 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,553 -Mm. 578 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,547 -I would just lie in the sunshine... 579 00:30:45,135 --> 00:30:46,725 and listen to him play piano. 580 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:50,274 -That was a good summer. 581 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,813 [tsks] 582 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,442 -Anyway, I... 583 00:30:55,479 --> 00:30:56,979 I found a beautiful house 584 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,862 that brings it all back. 585 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,569 -I didn’t know you were thinking of moving. 586 00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:05,742 -Neither did I. 587 00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,950 -Hm. -[Susan chuckles] 588 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,582 [score fades out] 589 00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:17,923 -Heading for the Canterville place? 590 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:23,265 -So, how’s this work? -You speak slowly and clearly 591 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,508 and pull the string. 592 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,800 The words that come out are those of... 593 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:29,394 whatever is there. 594 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,970 [tender score] 595 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:37,266 You are... certain you’re up for this? 596 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,768 -It’s a kid, August. 597 00:31:39,815 --> 00:31:41,525 A kid lost in a house. If I can’t handle this, 598 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,146 I might as well hang it up. 599 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,449 -Ah! Luke. 600 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:10,602 [knocking on door] 601 00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:15,185 -Huh. 602 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,025 We were beginning to wonder if you were real. 603 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,981 -Yeah, I get that a lot. 604 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,032 [door closes] 605 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,608 [playful score] 606 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,072 You going somewhere? 607 00:32:30,115 --> 00:32:32,535 -We can’t stay here another night. 608 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,996 -I think I have a solution. 609 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,671 [bag unzipping] 610 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:45,087 -Randall, 611 00:32:45,130 --> 00:32:46,670 get in the car. 612 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:51,840 [grunting] 613 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:58,228 We are going to stay with my sister 614 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,404 and that stops being fun... 615 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:03,058 really fast. 616 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,606 Get rid of this thing, 617 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:09,199 or pull up your sign and get out. 618 00:33:13,283 --> 00:33:14,993 -[door slams] -[playful score ends] 619 00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:17,539 [sigh] 620 00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:21,419 ♪ -[Boy] There was a little pony ♪ 621 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:25,087 ♪ His name was Happy Dan ♪ 622 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,708 [eerie score] 623 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:30,555 ♪ He loved to run in the sunshine ♪ 624 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:34,934 ♪ Just frolicking in the sand ♪ 625 00:33:35,764 --> 00:33:40,274 ♪ He’d kick his heels up with frisky fun ♪ 626 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:43,100 ♪ He’d toss his tail and his mane ♪ 627 00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,646 [keys clacking] 628 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:49,279 ♪ But if he enters the woods at night ♪ 629 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,109 ♪ Dan won’t be happy... ♪ 630 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:52,664 -Oh, shit. 631 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,067 [dramatic clang] 632 00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:57,699 ♪ -For bad things live in the forest ♪ 633 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,753 ♪ They wait for ponies at night ♪ 634 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,626 ♪ If Happy Dan runs too slowly ♪ 635 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,127 ♪ They’ll gather round and bite ♪ 636 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,673 [tense score] 637 00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,136 ♪ They’ll nip his ears off ♪ 638 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:15,757 -Samuel? 639 00:34:17,347 --> 00:34:19,057 I don’t know if you can hear me, 640 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,272 but I’m here to help. 641 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,810 ♪ -Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪ 642 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:29,033 ♪ Goodbye to Happy Dan ♪ 643 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,607 [phone rings] 644 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:34,609 -[click] -[ringing stops] 645 00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:37,334 [deep loud boom] 646 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:40,827 Let me guess. 647 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:42,829 Not Samuel. 648 00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,092 -[Susan] If it’s not the little boy, who is it? 649 00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,841 -His name was Edgar Cornell. 650 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,262 He was a serial killer. He murdered six people 651 00:34:55,302 --> 00:34:57,262 that we know of. 652 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,064 [Edgar sings like a young boy] 653 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,177 He removed various body parts and dropped them in mailboxes. 654 00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,684 This was in, like, ’78, ’79. 655 00:35:02,726 --> 00:35:05,686 He was convicted and executed in 1985 656 00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:07,109 but in between, in the early ’80s, 657 00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:08,897 he lived in this house. -[Susan] Oh, my God. 658 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,400 -[Phil] Yeah, Luke could not have gotten this more wrong. 659 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,533 He has no idea what he’s walking into. 660 00:35:13,570 --> 00:35:15,360 [dramatic score] 661 00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,915 -[Zooey] But what about the voice, the-the singing? 662 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:20,279 -[Phil] The thing was, he had this freaky high voice. 663 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,037 He lured his victims by impersonating a child 664 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,828 in trouble. 665 00:35:23,872 --> 00:35:26,752 Like a lot of serial killers, Cornell liked trophies. A... 666 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,541 hair ribbon here, jewelry there. 667 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:31,385 A body part that he would cut off or bite off. 668 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,921 -[Susan] Trophies! That’s gotta be it. 669 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,634 He came back for the trophies! 670 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,434 -[Phil] But why now? He’s been dead since ’85! 671 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,259 -[Susan] Look, we’re right outside. 672 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:41,224 How long until you guys get here? 673 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,894 -[Phil] We’re, like, a minute away. 674 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,562 -[Susan] Hurry! Luke’s in there with no powers, no clue... 675 00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:47,692 and that... thing! 676 00:35:49,856 --> 00:35:51,396 [dramatic boom] 677 00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,443 [eerie piano playing] 678 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:04,375 -I came back to get my goodies. 679 00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,295 -Stay back! -Luke, he’s a serial killer. 680 00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:11,134 He collected trophies from his victims. 681 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,799 -They must have been hidden in the wall! 682 00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,667 The kitchen remodel brought him back from wherever 683 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,224 to find them! 684 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,721 It’s somewhere in the wall! Find it! 685 00:36:19,469 --> 00:36:21,049 Go, quickly! 686 00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:23,929 -The hole needs to be bigger. 687 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,143 -[Phil] Zooey, watch out. -What? 688 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,773 -Watch out. -Okay. 689 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,150 [dramatic score] 690 00:36:31,231 --> 00:36:33,901 -Waahh! 691 00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:40,622 [dagger drops to floor] 692 00:36:40,657 --> 00:36:43,327 ♪ -He was a little boy ♪ 693 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,076 -His name was Happy Dan. 694 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:49,120 -[Susan] Luke, look out! 695 00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:50,705 -[groan] -[table clattering] 696 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:53,670 -[Zooey] What am I looking for? -[Phil] A bag, or a box. 697 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,462 Jewellery; a hair ribbon. 698 00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,475 Body parts. 699 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,969 -Oh, my God. 700 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:06,224 -Hey! Handsome! 701 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,346 Give me a call when your voice changes. 702 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,815 -Susan! Here! 703 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,449 [high-pitched scream] 704 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,794 [crackling] 705 00:37:30,123 --> 00:37:31,673 [whoosh] 706 00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:38,011 [dramatic score fades out] 707 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:39,547 [crackling] 708 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,006 [heavy breathing] 709 00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:50,892 -You guys are all so tough 710 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,975 until somebody torches your goodies. 711 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,310 [gentle score] 712 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:57,355 [relieved sigh] 713 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:00,033 -[Susan] Thanks, Deb. 714 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,319 As soon as the kitchen is done, we hit the market. 715 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:06,026 Yeah, I spoke with the contractor. Yeah. 716 00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,833 Yeah, I sort of lit a fire under his ass. 717 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,409 Two weeks. Great. 718 00:38:11,456 --> 00:38:12,996 ’Kay, bye. 719 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,292 -The Cantervilles? 720 00:38:15,335 --> 00:38:17,215 -We’re back on. 721 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,753 -So we are de-terminated. 722 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:20,922 Great job on this, Susan. 723 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,511 -Thanks. -No, I mean... 724 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,597 I screwed up and you pulled it out. 725 00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:32,524 You really should take some time. 726 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,226 -Time? 727 00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,771 -You could be kicking ass and closing escrow 728 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,485 almost single-handedly. 729 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:41,325 Take a few days off! I got this covered. 730 00:38:41,361 --> 00:38:43,151 [phone buzzing] 731 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:44,986 -Um... 732 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,741 Yeah. Maybe. Thanks. 733 00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,334 -Hey, Bob. 734 00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,199 Ah, yeah. Back at the helm, steering the ship. 735 00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,575 Listen, about this, uh, Frederico listing, 736 00:38:55,625 --> 00:38:57,595 what’s his bottom line price? 737 00:38:57,627 --> 00:38:59,207 [brooding score] 738 00:39:07,804 --> 00:39:09,314 [buttons clacking] 739 00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,645 -Julie, it’s Susan. 740 00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:21,483 Hey, so I checked out that bank repo like you asked. 741 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:24,782 Yeah. 742 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,241 No, it’s okay. It’s just, um... 743 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,329 It’s just not for you. 744 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,505 Yeah. 745 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,167 N-no, yeah, of course, we’ll keep on looking. 746 00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,344 Okay. Goodbye. 747 00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,299 [phone drops into cradle] 748 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:46,841 [soft sigh] 749 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:51,104 [surf in distance] 750 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,930 [gentle score] 751 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:29,676 -Feels weird coming here to feel close to you. 752 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:34,178 Lacks the atmosphere of Funland. 753 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:36,978 And the hot dogs aren’t nearly as good. 754 00:40:40,229 --> 00:40:42,149 Sorry I haven’t been by in a while. 755 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:46,152 But I’m, uh, back at work 756 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,990 and, Dad, I’m just tearing it up. 757 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,698 Alienated Susan, 758 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:56,540 best real estate agent to ever live. 759 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,159 Faced down a serial killer 760 00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:01,915 armed with nothing but a stuffed animal 761 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:04,840 and an epic misunderstanding of the situation. 762 00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:07,835 Oh, and you’ll like this... 763 00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,839 Phil thinks he found mom. 764 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,256 Yeah. 765 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,016 "For reals" this time. 766 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:31,114 For as long as I can remember I wanted to ask her... 767 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,042 Why? 768 00:41:40,790 --> 00:41:42,370 Why’d she leave? 769 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,384 What did we do? 770 00:41:49,632 --> 00:41:51,262 What did I do? 771 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,890 [emotional score] 772 00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,901 I really wish that we could talk about these things. 773 00:42:09,402 --> 00:42:10,952 Hm. 774 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:15,990 [deep sigh] 775 00:42:18,077 --> 00:42:19,617 Maybe someday. 776 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:23,755 Maybe not. 777 00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,338 Here, Dad. [emotional exhale] 778 00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:35,843 Nice catch.