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(ENGINE REVVING)

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(LAUGHS)

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Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Whoo-hoo!

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Yeah! (LAUGHS)

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(LAUGHS)

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Whoo! (EXCLAIMING)

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- Bye!
-(SHOUTS)

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Mater, what are you doing?

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Just letting you know I'm going to be gone

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'cause I'm heading back east
to go to my sister's wedding.

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- Anyway, bye.
- Oh.

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Wait a minute. You have a sister?

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RAMONE: Whoa!

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FLO: I'd say
Mater's been holding out on us.

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Mater is a complicated guy.

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<i>Mamma mia!</i> Mater has a sister?

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Boggles the mind, man.

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Mater, it must be ages
since you've seen her.

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You've got that right.

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That'll put pressure on the reunion.

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Oh, boy, if you only knew.

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Ain't nothing better than a wedding
to bring folks together.

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Family is a precious thing, man.

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Yeah, well, honestly, my sister and I
don't get along too well, and...

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(SIGHS) This is one trip
that I ain't looking forward to.

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Hey, Mater, I was thinking.

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What if I go with you?

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Really? You'd do that?

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Sure. Let's make it a road trip.

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- We'll take Mack.
-(RELAXING MUSIC PLAYING)

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We'll relax, stretch out on the trailer.
We'll be there in no time.

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Well, shoot.
That ain't a real road trip.

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- We got to drive it ourselves...
- Uh...

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...take our time.

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- But...
- Wander the backroads.

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Make new friends.

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- Yeah, I get it. It's just...
- I knew you'd see it my way, buddy.

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Oh, you've got to stop
at the Trees of Mystery.

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(LAUGHS) It'll blow your mind, man.

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Oh, yeah. We're going to see
all the places.

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There is a palace made
entirely of rotini pasta.

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- Ah. <i>Bellissima.</i>
- Sounds delicious.

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Make sure you stop by New Orleans
for some of that sweet jazz, baby.

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-(FLO SCATTING)
- Uh...

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What have I gotten myself into?

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(LAUGHS) I think you just agreed

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to drive cross-country
with your best friend.

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Well, sure, in Mack's trailer,

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but this is a bit more
than I signed up for.

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I mean, I... I love Mater,
but that's a lot of Mater.

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...and it was all bumpy-like.
Almost like...

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-(BLABBERING)
-(LAUGHTER)

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Don't look at me. I could use a break
without either one of you.

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-(LAUGHS)
- Hey, Ramone can fix you up

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with a new look for the trip.

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- McQueen. It's paint time. <i>Vamanos.</i>
-(FLO LAUGHS)

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So, what's it going to be?

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Well, I guess it's settled.

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McQueen and Mater are hittin' the road.

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MAN: (SINGING)
<i>Hittin' the highway, a couple of friends</i>

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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(ROARS)

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<i>- With new adventures</i>
-(THUNDER BREAKS)

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<i>-'Round every bend</i>
-(HONKING)

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<i>- Whether racing fast</i>
-(LAUGHS)

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<i>- Or getting towed</i>
-(EXCLAIMS)

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- Whoo-hoo!
<i>- Ever together, cars on the road</i>

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Okay, So how come you never mentioned
(LAUGHS) this sister of yours?

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Well, I don't think about her that much,
until she turns up,

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like any other natural disaster.

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Mater, that's no way
to talk about your sister.

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(GASPS) You're right.
She's going to know somehow.

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And then when she sees me, she's gonna...

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Wait, you're not (LAUGHS) afraid of her?

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Nah, I ain't scared of nothing. (YELPS)

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

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(BOTH SIGH)

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Whoa!

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It's a Dino Park.

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I love these. Let's go see.

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Uh, I don't know.
Seems kind of like school.

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Ah, come on.
Look, you picked the last three stops.

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World's largest tire maze.

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- McQueen!
- Mater!

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- McQueen!
- Mater?

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McQueen!

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World's largest lug nut.

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{\an8}Behold the majesty.

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Not to mention, Carhenge.

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-(CRASHING)
- The sign said, "Don't Touch!"

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Uh, anyway, I don't know much
about these dino things.

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Well, that's all about to change.

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Oh! The old barn dweller. Quadratorquosaur.

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Notice how the dorsal plates
were arranged to fend off an attack.

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The Westfalanapus
were the first grazing dino vans.

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They traveled in herds for safety.

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How do you know all this anyway?

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Hours of intense scientific research,
my friend.

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<i>The Westfalanapus
were the first grazing dino vans.</i>

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<i>They traveled in herds for safety.</i>

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Ugh. Do they at least
have a snack bar here?

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Come on, give it a chance.
Who knows? Maybe you'll learn something.

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Hey, free movie.

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-(GRUNTS)
- MATER: Uh...

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Looks kind of fakey to me.

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(GROWLING)

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-(METAL CRUSHING)
- Ugh. Brutal.

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-(KIDS LAUGHING)
-(BLUE CAR SHUSHING)

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This specimen 536M,
we affectionately refer to as Mimi.

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Hers is the most complete skeletal example
of a compact theropod.

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- Oh, dear mother.
- Shh.

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Uh, isn't it true that Mimi's species
survived the asteroid event

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that eradicated other plains-dwelling
sedans in the region?

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(YAWNS)

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Oh, yes, (CLEARS THROAT)
that is partially true.

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And while the theropods survived,
there were other conditions.

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During the late Carboniferous...

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(VOICE DISTORTING, ECHOING)

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MATER: Huh?

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- Whoa!
-(VOLCANO ERUPTING)

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(BELLOWING IN DISTANCE)

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Aw, gee, now what?

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I'm all up in it.

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Lightning! What happened to you?

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Mater, everyone knows
there were 50 million years

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between the dino cars
and the more advanced models.

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- So?
- So I'm saying

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this scenario is
scientifically impossible.

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-(ROARING)
-(GASPS)

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Whoa! That looks like an actual
Tyranamissiasaurus Rex.

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Oh, I got to get a closer look.

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Uh, I wouldn't go near that critter.

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(GROWLING)

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She's a beauty.

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Get a load of those teeth.

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(ROARING)

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(YELPS) Mater!

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(GROANING)

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Hey, that's sharp!

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Mater! A little help!

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I've got you, buddy.

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Anytime, Mater!

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Spit him out, you overgrown vermin!

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-(GRUNTS)
-(TAPS)

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(ROARS)

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(GROANS)

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(YELPING)

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-(ROARING)
-(BOTH GASPING)

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(ROARING)

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Dadgum!

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That's one big old son of a...

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Spinocrankshaftorex Rex!
The largest and fiercest of the...

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(YELPING)

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-(ROARING)
-(YELPS)

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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
- Lightning! (GRUNTS)

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-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(SHOUTING)

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(McQUEEN AND MATER EXCLAIMING)

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Mater!

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(McQUEEN GROANS)

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(ECHOING) Mater!

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(STRAINING)

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I'll save you, buddy!

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(KIDS LAUGHING)

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CAR: Kids, don't laugh at the funny truck.

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Whoo! That was something.

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Once that dadgum Tyranamissiasaurus Rex
got his teeth into you,

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and the Spinocrankshaftorex had showed up,
I was fairly convinced

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(LAUGHS) you was toast.

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Well, what do you know,
I guess I accidentally learned stuff.

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My mind does feel a bit puffy.

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Well, now that you've had
a nice little nap,

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maybe it's time to get back on the road.

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Farewell, Mechaturbonatops.

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Perhaps we'll meet another day.

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So where to next?

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The Caverns of Mystery
or the Giant Muffler of Mystery?

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Or how about the World's Largest
Corn Palace of Mystery,

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Which one's the most educational?

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(LAUGHS) What? Aren't you scared
you might learn something?

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- Shoot, I ain't scared of nothin'.
-(CLANKS)

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- Whoa!
-(CREAKING)

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Mater!

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Hey, Mater. Wait up, buddy!

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Mater!

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(CLICKS)