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{\an8}McQUEEN AND MATER: (SINGING)
<i>Crank shaft's connected to the flywheel</i>

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(BOTH SCATTING)

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You know, if we poured it on at top speed,

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we'd be in town for the wedding
in a day and a half.

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(GROANS) Don't remind me.

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Thousands of things to see,
you have to bring up nuptials?

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Nobody cares about...

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Uh... Where is the road?

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You know, I was starting
to wonder about that myself.

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Well, hey, there's nobody else out here.
We can go as fast as we want.

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(ENGINE REVVING)

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- Want to race?
- Uh...

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- Well...
- Come on!

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Ha! Look at you, all charged up to race.

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But I don't have a chance against... Go!

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-(MATER WHOOPING)
- Ha-ha!

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Come on, McQueen!

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- MATER: Whoo!
- Whoa!

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- Yeah, buddy!
- Whoo! Yeah!

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Oh, man.

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I ain't the quickest,
but it sure would be fun to be fast.

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(ENGINE BUZZING IN DISTANCE)

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What is that?

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It sounds like an airplane?

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Oh, maybe it's one of them fancy
delivery drones.

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-(GASPS) Look out!
-(MATER YELPS)

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Holy smokes!

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That, sir, was no delivery drone.

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<i>Hitting the highway, a couple of friends</i>

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<i>With new adventures 'round every bend</i>

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<i>Whether racing fast or getting towed</i>

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<i>Ever together, cars on the road</i>

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ANNOUNCER: <i>There's a lot of us today,
folks. Right now...</i>

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(LAUGHS) Land speed racers.

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So that's who almost
clipped us back there.

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Hey, look at that.

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Watch out for the Speed Demon.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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Speed Demon?

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They've got their own language out here.
Their own culture even.

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With these cars,
everything gets stripped away.

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It's pure speed.

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Good time, Lou. You broke your record.

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Yeah, broke something. (CHUCKLES)

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With just the tiniest little
taste of death.

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FEMALE TRUCK: Out of the way!
Pardon me, please!

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Big long car coming through.
Watch it. Long car.

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Whoa! It's about breaking through.
It's a race against yourself.

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Check out the divisions.

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You've got your classic rod, your imports,
special construction, diesel trucks,

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rocket-powered cars.

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It's crazy.

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- They probably even have a ranking for...
- MALE CAR: Tow truck?

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I don't normally spend my time

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trying to mold the likes of you
into a racing machine.

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Oh, nuts and bolts!

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That said, we suddenly find ourselves
with a rare opening on our team.

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(GASPS)

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And so, you may accept
the privilege of racing for me.

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No, no, no, no, no, no.
We are just passing...

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Absofantastilutely!

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What? No.

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Perfect. Let's begin your journey.

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Mater, why are you doing this?

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I've always wanted
to go faster than fast.

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Shoot, right now, I've got
a pretty good shot at it.

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But what do we know about these crackpots?

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Uh, I mean, these perfectly reasonable
racing professionals.

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(SIGHS)

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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

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(METALLIC CREAKING)

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(WHIRRING CONTINUES)

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(LOUD THUD)

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(ENGINE POWERING UP)

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Whoa!

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MATER: Whoo-hoo!

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Dadgum! Look at me!

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Come on! Let's talk about this, buddy.

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I'm faster than fast
and quicker than quick.

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Watch out for the Speed Demon.

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(LAUGHING)

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(MATER WHOOPING)

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Oh, no.

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Mater!

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Whee-hoo!

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(LAUGHING)

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Mater!

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175 miles per hour.

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Okay, you did it, buddy!

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You can back off now.

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Mater?

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I am speed!

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Whoa!

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(CACKLES)

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465 miles per hour.

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640 miles per hour.

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(BOOMS)

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(GASPS)

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(WHOOPING)

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-(DEVICE BEEPING)
-(MATER LAUGHING)

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Uh-oh.

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(SCREAMING)

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(YELPS)

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(GASPS) What the... Dadgum!

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(YELPS)

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Well, that's it, then.

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Wait. That's what then?

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I'll take you the rest of the way.

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What the... Who are you?

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The racers call me the Speed Demon.

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Part of the local lore.

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You know, "Watch out for the Speed Demon."

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Shoot! You don't look
all that demon-y to me.

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Ha! Tell me about it.

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Well, this has been a treat.

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- I guess I'll just be...
- Mater.

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What the heck are you doing out here?

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(SIGHS) Just scratching an itch.

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Thinking, "Why can't I be the fastest?
Why can't I be the best at something?"

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Well, I never thought
this is how you'd go out.

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Honestly, this seems about right.

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Okay, then. Shall we be going?

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What, now?

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But who's going to break it to Lightning?

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He'll figure it out.

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I don't even get to say goodbye?

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Do you know what a seance is?

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Wait, wait, wait.

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We play checkers for it.

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I win, you send me back.

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There's no sending back.
What's done is done.

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Ooh. How about we match wits?

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Uh... What number am I thinking of now?

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Mater, that's not how it works.

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- Seven.
- Dang. You're right.

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- Yes!
- Okay.

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How about this? Close your eyes.

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How many tires am I holding up?

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Well, it can't be more than four.

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You have six tires, right?

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Well, was it four or six?

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Hey, where'd you... Hey.

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(MATER LAUGHING)

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(GRUNTING)

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Come on.

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Well, that's a novel approach.

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Shoot.

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(LAUGHS)

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Ah, well, I suppose I can let one
slip through the cracks.

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(SCREAMING)

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Whoa.

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What was that?

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Mater. You're alive!

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(LAUGHS) I do believe I am.

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You was worried about me, wasn't you, huh?

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Ha-ha! Come on. You was worried.

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Of course I was, you big lug-nut.

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We're best buddies, aren't we?

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Besides, what fun is a road trip
on your own anyway?

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You've got that right.

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- MALE CAR: Tow truck!
-(GASPS)

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Do you know what you did, tow truck?

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Records have been shattered.

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This is just the beginning.
We'll make history.

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Tow truck and me, partners even.

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Hey, there he is!
Tow truck, wanna race for me?

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You were incredible.
You should race for us!

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Listen to me, you're a legend, tow truck!

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Uh... Race you to the next town?

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Oh, come on. You know
I don't have a chance against... Go!

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- Tow truck, we're not done!
- Where you going, tow truck?

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Whew. Okay, so what have
we learned here today?

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Well, turns out steering in a crosswind
at 700-and-change

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while tachometer's redlining
should be mostly avoided.

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Mostly.