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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

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Okay, Mater.

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Campfire's ready. We are all set.

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Mater?

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That's how it is.
A progression of learners and teachers.

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Hey there, buddy. I met some new friends.

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I gotta say,
they some really interestin' folk.

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Hey, y'all come on over.

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But, Mater, I thought this was our time.

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We were going to hang out together,
make our own plans, right?

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Well, it seems to me
you're fighting that road trip sponte...

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Spotanei... Spontaneousish... Ugh!

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That "make it up as you go" spirit.

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I mean, what's wrong
with meeting some fun new friends?

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(OWL HOOTING)

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So, what brings you around to these parts?

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What brings you around these parts?

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Uh, I'm taking a trip with my friend.

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A perfectly innocent trip, with a friend?

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What's going on here?

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Are you both willing to question

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everything you think you know
about the natural world?

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Yeah, I'm not following here.

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We are researchers, Mr. McQueen.

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We straddle the thin veil
between the known and the unknown.

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- We hunt cryptids.
- Cryptids?

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Creatures on the fringes
of our perception.

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Which include your Chupacabras,
your mothmans,

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and, most especially, your Bigfoot.

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And we demand your oath of loyalty

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before we accept you
into our secret order.

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Secret order?

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What are you talking about?

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RANGE ROVER: These woods are a hotbed
for cryptid activity,

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specifically Bigfoot.

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Would you look at that?

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Really? Because I'm just not seeing it.

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But what do I know?

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Listen, you folks have
a fantastic Bigfoot hunt.

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I'll be in dreamland.

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- Uh, Buddy, I kinda told them we're in.
- What?

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<i>Hitting the highway, a couple of friends</i>

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<i>With new adventures 'round every bend</i>

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<i>Whether racing fast or getting towed</i>

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<i>We're ever together, cars on the road</i>

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Scanning sector seven.

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Nothing here. Move on to sector eight.

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- RANGE ROVER: Moving out.
- It's under there.

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- Sector eight. Who's out there?
- Sector, sector, bravo, delta.

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Mater report.

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Ain't no Bigfoot critters
this way neither.

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RANGE ROVER: Yep, clear under that one.
STATION WAGON: Sector nine!

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RANGE ROVER: Moving on!
STATION WAGON: All clear!

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Oh, jeez.

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No Bigfoot in their right mind
would stick around

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- through all of this racket.
-(TWIG BREAKS)

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-(RUSTLING)
-(GASPS)

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(CHUCKLES) Bigfoot. Give me a break.

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-(LOUD THUD)
-(SCREAMS)

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(RUSTLING)

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-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(GASPS)

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Go away! Shoo!

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(PANTING)

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(McQUEEN SCREAMS)

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Get away!

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(GASPS)

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(LOUD CRASH)

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(GROANING)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(GASPS)

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Why am I...

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(GRUNTING)

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(SIGHS) Great.

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(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(SCREAMS) Oh, no!

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-(MUSIC STOPS)
- Whoa! What? You're awake?

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How much of that did you see?

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None. Nothing. I didn't see anything.

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Oh, you're not a monster.

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You're a monster truck.

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Uh, my name is Ivy,
and I used to be a monster truck.

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What do you mean "used to be"?

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AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
Smash! Smash! Smash!

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Oh, gimme a break!
What are you waiting for?

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IVY: <i>Back there,
they expected one thing from me.</i>

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(AUDIENCE CONTINUES CHANTING)

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I do miss the performance.
Just not that performance.

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Out here, I don't need to be
anything for anybody.

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Huh.

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Hey, so how about you cut me down?

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Not so fast.

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You seem harmless.

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So why are you hanging
with those gearsticks out there?

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Oh, no, no, no. I have absolutely
nothing to do with any of them. (GASPS)

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Gotcha, Bigfoot.

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You's hereby declared
a class A paranormal specimen

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by the secret order of
the Wayne County Cryptid Busters.

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Oh, hey, Lightning.

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No, I swear! I'm only an honorary member.

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They let me suit up just for tonight.

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Hmm. Okay, okay.

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If I cut you down,

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you promise to help me flush
those other gasbags off my mountain.

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Yep, yep, yep.
We'll do whatever you say.

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What exactly did you have in mind?

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Huh. There ain't nothin' down here
but a whole lot of bubkes.

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Ah, I'm stumped.

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I keep scaring them off
but they just keep coming back.

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Huh. Maybe it's time to up the stakes.

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-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
- What the...

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I got this. Nothing to see here!
This will all go right back.

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(GRUNTS)

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(GASPS)

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That's it.

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I think we need to give our rude
little friends a real scary story.

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(GRUNTING)

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Ooh, how scary are we talking?

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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

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RANGE ROVER: Keep your eyes peeled!

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Clearly the Bigfoot has dragged
those poor saps into its secret lair.

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Prepare to neutralize the beast!

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(ALL GASP)

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(ENTHRALLING MUSIC PLAYING)

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The lights! Those sounds!

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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

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Forget Bigfoot.
It's time to recalibrate for aliens!

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- Look out!
-(ALL GASP)

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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RANGE ROVER: I can't see!

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STATION WAGON: Hey,
your tire's in my face!

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CAMPER: Get me out of here!

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(DISTORTED VOICE) We come from a planet
beyond your perception,

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on a mission that you may find unpleasant.

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It's a class one gray alien!

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- Its eyes!
- Oh, no!

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Help me! Help me!

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Oh. Mercy! Mercy!

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(SCREAMS, SPUTTERS)

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They're emptying him!

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(DISTORTED VOICE)
Submit, foolish Earth dwellers.

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So that we may drain
the living essence from your husks.

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(ALL GASP)

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Now, which one of you will be first?

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(SCREAMS) Save yourselves!

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STATION WAGON: Out of my way!

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RANGE ROVER: Let's get out of here!

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CAMPER: Mama!

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(LAUGHS)

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- It worked!
- Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!

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That's cold.
They didn't even try to save me.

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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Well, you got your mountain back.

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Maybe now you can finally catch a break.

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Hey, thanks for all your help.

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It was really fun
to put on a performance again.

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- Uh, hey.
- BOTH: Huh!

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So, uh, (CHUCKLES)
where are you guys headed?

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(LAUGHS) This is great!

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I think I've been cooped up
just a little too long!

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Ugh! Yup, I'd agree with that.

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Well, here's to spontaneity.

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What doesn't kill you
at least makes a new friend.

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(LAUGHS) You've got that right.

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Whoo! (LAUGHS)

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(SCATS) Aye, oh!

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(LAUGHS) Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

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(LAUGHS) Watch this move!

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Go! Go! Go! Go!

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I'm rolling now!

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-(LAUGHS)
- Whoo!