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McQUEEN: So you're going to give a speech
or a toast or something?

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What? When?

3
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At your sister's wedding?
Come on, we're only a few days away.

4
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Speech? That makes me kind of nervous.

5
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You know, I ain't much for
getting up in front of folks.

6
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Ah, Mater, I have complete faith
that you can... (GASPS) Huh?

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Looky that.

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{\an8}-"Brakelight Pictures"?
- CAR 1: Quiet on the set.

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- BELLA: Camera rolling.
-(BOTH GASP)

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And action!

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(ROARING AND SPUTTERING)

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(GRUNTING)

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- Cut!
- CAR 2: Reset! Back to one!

14
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Oh, this is so cool.

15
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Are you...
You're Lightning McQueen, aren't you?

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(CHUCKLES) Yes, I am.

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- And this is my friend, Mater...
- Bell! It's Lightning McQueen.

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We have got to find a part for him.

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Are you serious? Me?

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In a movie?

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<i>Hitting the highway, a couple of friends</i>

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<i>With new adventures 'round every bend</i>

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<i>Whether racing fast or getting towed</i>

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<i>We're ever together, cars on the road</i>

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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

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Whoa-ho! Look at this.

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Oh, oh, Mater, you know who that is,
don't you?

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Uh...

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McQUEEN: That's legendary
horror director Bella Cadavre.

30
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Oh, yeah. Of course it is.

31
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Now the thing about her, she insists
on using only practical effects.

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You know, real rubber monsters.

33
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There's none of that fakey CGI stuff.

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What's CGI?

35
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Well, Mater, that's technical.

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It comes out of a computer, somehow.

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Lightning McQueen, huh?

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Hey, let's cast him as Deputy Hazard.

39
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Ugh. Yes, please.

40
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The kid playing the deputy
is busting my chops.

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Go ahead, swap in
the celebrity guest star.

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(LAUGHS) It's going to be great.

43
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Oh, excuse me, I don't want
to take anybody's job.

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- Too late. The other guy's out.
- Gone. Dead to us.

45
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- Uh... Okay.
- Go, get 'em, buddy! Ha-ha!

46
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Do I have a script?

47
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Oh, don't worry. It's one line.

48
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- Huh. One line?
- Les, could you read him the line?

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(SIGHS) Don't look at me.

50
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Okay, uh, but what's the line?

51
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The line is "Don't look at me."

52
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Oh, uh... Well, what if it was
something more like...

53
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The line is "Don't look at me."

54
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Oh, Lightning,
you're doing great. (LAUGHS)

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You need to wait outside.

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(BELL RINGS)

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<i>Attack of the Space Zombies from Planet B.</i>
Scene 10 Charlie, Take one.

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BELLA: Action!

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It's like all his innards were
completely gelatinized.

60
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But how?

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- Ahem.
- Oh. (STAMMERS)

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- Don't LOOK at me.
- BELLA: Ugh! Cut!

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"Me." It's "me." "Don't look at me."

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Okay? All right?

65
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Ah, okay. Now I got it.

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<i>Attack of the Space Zombies from Planet B.</i>

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Scene 10 Charlie, take two.

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BELLA: Action.

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DON'T look at me.

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- Cut!
- Take three.

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- Don't look at ME!
- BELLA: Cut!

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Take four.

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Don't look AT me.

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Cut, cut, cut!

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Take 37.

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Don't look at me.

77
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Close enough! Keep rolling.

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(SCREAMS) That's cold! Sorry.

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BELLA: Do it again.

80
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-(SCREAMS)
- Again!

81
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- Ugh!
- BELLA: Again!

82
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BELLA: Again!

83
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Can you look more surprised?

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(SIGHS WEARILY)

85
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(SLURPING)

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(SIGHS)

87
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Aw, it's okay, buddy.

88
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Oh, hey, look. I'm from planet Zip-Zorp.

89
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-(CHUCKLING)
-(SPUTTERING)

90
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Hmm. How about that guy?

91
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It's your call.

92
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Listen, I'm willing to try anything.

93
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- Excuse me.
- Uh-oh.

94
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Can you play a lovable, scared
and confused ne'er do well?

95
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- Who, me?
- Are you funny?

96
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You mean funny ha ha, or funny weird?

97
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I think you got this.

98
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(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

99
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Are you sure about what you saw?

100
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Whatever it was,
it looked right through me.

101
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Hey, what if it was written more like,

102
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"It was a brain on wheels,
with a mouth full of yellow chompers.

103
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"I mean, what am I going to do,
ask for its ID?"

104
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-(ALL LAUGHING)
- That's better.

105
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Where you been all my life,
Mr. Yuck It Up Tow Truck?

106
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Ooh. Hey. Wow.

107
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So, you seem to really be
giving them what they want.

108
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Seems like it.

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MATER: Huh. Let's see here.
Here's a good one.

110
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- Boo!
-(GASPS)

111
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Rawr!

112
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Oh, look, there he is.

113
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We have a new part for you.

114
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The wisecracking scientist.

115
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Oh, thank goodness,
because I was just going to...

116
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Anyone can play that goofy ne'er do well.

117
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This part has some juice.

118
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It needs your special touch.

119
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The lights are
coming from the cemetery tonight.

120
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What do we even know about these things?

121
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You just give me five minutes
with this undead hunk of bad news,

122
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I'll tell you what it had for lunch
last Tuesday.

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-(ALL LAUGHING)
- BELLA: I told you this guy's money.

124
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Oh, come on.

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BELLA: You're a hidden talent.
Let it blossom!

126
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- Huh?
- BELLA: Look, you can do anything.

127
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What is all this?

128
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Why am I all in blue?

129
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That wacky scientist bit?
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) That's old news.

130
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We need you for the role of the president.

131
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Who, me? The president?

132
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And we'd like you
to write your own speech.

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(SCOFFS)

134
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Whoa, the president.

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{\an8}(TV PLAYING)

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(GROANS) Come on. Why can't I do this?

137
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Why are you so wound up anyway?

138
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I'm trying to think
up my president's speech.

139
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Mater, I got to be honest.

140
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I always thought I'd be the one
who'd be good at this.

141
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What am I missing?

142
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Lightning, you're good at everything.

143
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You've got to leave a few leftovers
for the rest of us.

144
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Besides, you're crushing it
as the scatterbrained deputy.

145
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Yeah. I don't think he's meant
to be scatterbrained.

146
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Ooh. Sorry.

147
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Hey, look, I've been a jerk.

148
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I'll try to be a better
friend today, all right?

149
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Aw, I never doubted you, buddy.

150
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BOTH: Whoa!

151
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- McQUEEN: What is that?
- Dadgum.

152
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What's going on? It's all different.

153
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Uh, excuse me.

154
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And you are?

155
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I'm Deputy Hazard.

156
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The soft-spoken lawman
who lives by the code of the badge.

157
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And I'm the President
of the United States.

158
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, you guys.

159
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Uh-huh.

160
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This show is taking a new direction.
Total rewrite.

161
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Anyway, drop your costumes
over at wardrobe

162
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and, uh, good luck out there.

163
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-(SCOFFS) What?
- Ain't that a kick in the tires.

164
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-(TOOTS) Mater? Lightning!
- Ivy, what are you doing here?

165
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- Ivy! Look at you.
- What about the circus?

166
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Oh, the circus was amazing.

167
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But what are the chances
I get discovered on stage

168
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and cast in a real movie?
Once in a lifetime, right?

169
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Yeah, that never happens.

170
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So, what? No more zombie horror?

171
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(SCOFFS) Heard that movie
was a trainwreck.

172
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Now it's a musical.

173
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Huh, you don't say.

174
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So, what's with the funny outfits?

175
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- Nothing.
- No reason.

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- CAR: And roll playback.
- Ooh. Ooh!

177
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They're ready for me on set.

178
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I got to go. It was great seeing you guys.

179
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Wish me luck.

180
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And action!

181
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(SINGING) <i>I'm just a brain on wheels
with a mouthful of chompers</i>

182
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<i>Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp
chompity-chomp chompers</i>

183
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<i>We'll make you swoon
In your cocoon</i>

184
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<i>It's a dancing invasion
Of super amazin' zombie alien cars</i>

185
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<i>Yeah And that's who we are</i>

186
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Well, so go our acting careers.

187
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You know, Mater,
I never got to hear your speech.

188
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- Speech? What speech?
- Your president's speech.

189
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Oh, yeah, well...

190
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- Uh...
- And action.

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(CLEARS THROAT) As your president,

192
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I call upon the cars of the world

193
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to rise up against this
zombie alien invasion

194
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and to squelch this brainy-headed scourge.

195
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Or else, it's only a matter of time
before they blow up the Earth!

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McQUEEN: Mater, that was great.

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- Is that it?
- Shoot, I'm just getting started.