1 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,551 McQUEEN: I am not! Are so! 2 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,261 - McQUEEN: Am not! - Are so! 3 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:12,722 Cut it out, Mater. I'm not lost. 4 00:00:12,722 --> 00:00:15,558 If this is navigating, then I'm a Tesla pickup. 5 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:18,478 Yeah? Well, that crummy diner you picked out gave me gas 6 00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:19,687 and not the good kind. 7 00:00:19,771 --> 00:00:22,356 Yeah, well, you make chewy, smacky sounds in your sleep. 8 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,441 And your breath! 9 00:00:23,441 --> 00:00:25,568 Well, your breath smells like a carpet fire. 10 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:27,612 Well, we'll just have to agree to disagree. 11 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:28,696 I can't agree to that. 12 00:00:28,780 --> 00:00:29,781 - Fine then! - No, fine. 13 00:00:29,781 --> 00:00:30,865 - Fine. - Fine! 14 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,742 - Fine, fine, fine. - Fine, fine, fine. 15 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:34,160 Fine. 16 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,875 If we were speaking to each other, which we're not, 17 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,877 I'd say there's a camp up ahead. 18 00:00:42,877 --> 00:00:45,463 And if I was answering, I'd say, "Woo-hoo!" 19 00:00:48,466 --> 00:00:50,802 Oh, I spy with my little eye 20 00:00:50,802 --> 00:00:54,347 two clackety-kitty cars have lost their mumsies. 21 00:00:54,347 --> 00:00:56,766 Huh. Must be some kind of regional dialect. 22 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:57,850 I got this. 23 00:00:57,934 --> 00:00:59,685 We'll be rumblin' back to the rightwise 24 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:02,730 if you cut us all slacksy-like, Cap'n Long Leggy. 25 00:01:06,943 --> 00:01:10,822 Hitting the highway, a couple of friends 26 00:01:10,822 --> 00:01:14,784 With new adventures 'round every bend 27 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:18,830 Whether racing fast or getting towed 28 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:23,084 We're ever together, cars on the road 29 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:29,173 "Here, I got this." Yeah, you got this, all right. 30 00:01:29,257 --> 00:01:30,925 Well, I did, sorta. 31 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:35,263 Oh, yeah. 32 00:01:36,556 --> 00:01:37,807 Let's go! 33 00:01:48,568 --> 00:01:50,987 Ho! Ha! 34 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:54,490 Ho! Ha! 35 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:57,827 Ho! Ha! 36 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,330 Ho! Ha! 37 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:04,834 Whoa. Points for pageantry. 38 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:09,213 - Refugees from the decaying wastelands. 39 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:11,382 Wastelands? 40 00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:13,134 We're from Radiator Springs. 41 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:15,219 Maybe she means it metaphorically. 42 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,768 You come crawling for acceptance into our ranks? 43 00:02:22,852 --> 00:02:24,604 Um, no. 44 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:26,939 Shall we drag you to the badlands 45 00:02:27,023 --> 00:02:30,151 where your parched husks will be dismantled by scavengers? 46 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,319 - Ow! 47 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:34,947 Or will you prove your worth in the Thundercone? 48 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:36,782 - Well? - Ow! 49 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,868 Uh, cone. Yeah, cone sounds good. 50 00:02:42,288 --> 00:02:45,541 Prepare them. The Thundercone awaits. 51 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:49,795 Thundercone! Thundercone! Thundercone! 52 00:02:57,637 --> 00:02:59,263 Dadgum. 53 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,807 How come you got a flamethrower? 54 00:03:01,933 --> 00:03:04,560 Well, you got a... shovelbeard. 55 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:08,564 Two cars enter. One survives. 56 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:16,405 Let the victor join our ranks to battle the army of opposition. 57 00:03:16,489 --> 00:03:17,740 Yeah! 58 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,617 - The what? - Who? 59 00:03:19,617 --> 00:03:20,743 Off you go! 60 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:29,335 - Now what do we do? - I'll destroy you. 61 00:03:29,335 --> 00:03:31,128 Then try to wake you up later. 62 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:32,713 What? No. 63 00:03:32,797 --> 00:03:34,382 I saw it on the TV. 64 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,425 How about I destroy you? 65 00:03:36,509 --> 00:03:39,011 - Then-- - Nah. Nobody will believe that. 66 00:03:40,471 --> 00:03:42,390 - See? - Fine. Do your worst. 67 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,308 - Fine. I will. - Fine! 68 00:03:44,517 --> 00:03:46,352 - Fine, fine, fine! - Fine, fine, fine! 69 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:50,439 - Oh, wait. Where'd everybody go? - Huh? 70 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,741 The dust rises, the hordes approach. 71 00:04:00,825 --> 00:04:03,828 Many vital fluids will be spilled this day. 72 00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:07,373 Now's our chance. You coming? 73 00:04:07,498 --> 00:04:12,003 Uh-uh. Take the line, lambsies. There'll be no objectors in these ranks. 74 00:04:18,009 --> 00:04:19,969 They say you came from the wastelands. 75 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:22,263 What started all this anyway? 76 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:24,640 A lifetime ago we came, 77 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:28,019 a gathering of like-minded, artsy-craftsy campers, 78 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:30,229 seeking enlightenment in the desert. 79 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:32,148 - And? - I don't know. 80 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:35,109 Petty squabbles flared. Factions formed. 81 00:04:35,109 --> 00:04:37,320 Old school clashed with the new. 82 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:39,238 It's all a bit murky now. 83 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:42,199 You don't even remember what you're fighting about? 84 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,327 Not really, no. 85 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:46,537 Maybe a little intervention is in order. 86 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:50,958 Mater, follow me. 87 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:22,239 Warring factions! 88 00:05:22,782 --> 00:05:24,158 Hey, we get it. 89 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:27,119 A fun little trip among friends somehow escalates 90 00:05:27,203 --> 00:05:29,372 into a post-apocalyptic turf war. 91 00:05:29,789 --> 00:05:31,207 It happens, right? 92 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,086 But it's okay to lay down your flamethrowers 93 00:05:35,086 --> 00:05:36,837 and forget these petty squabbles. 94 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,756 Who cares? 95 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:43,761 Some dopey, insignificant tiff spins out of control. 96 00:05:43,761 --> 00:05:46,472 And next thing you know, you and your best friend in the world 97 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:49,558 have come to blows over absolutely nothing. 98 00:05:49,642 --> 00:05:50,935 It's crazy. 99 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:53,646 - Right, buddy? - Right, buddy. 100 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,524 So what do you say? 101 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,610 Why don't we all just throttle back, shut the heck up, 102 00:05:59,610 --> 00:06:01,612 and, I don't know, move on? 103 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:05,032 Come on. Can't be any worse than all this, right? 104 00:06:16,502 --> 00:06:17,920 - Over there! - What is? 105 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,004 McQUEEN: The highway! 106 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:37,940 Oh, well, we gave it a try. 107 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,942 At least this little fellow was listening. 108 00:06:40,276 --> 00:06:44,155 Your decaying wasteland is a beautiful vision of hope. 109 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:45,614 Yes, it is. 110 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:49,160 Uh, Lightning, take a look. 111 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:59,462 Ah. I guess I'll go in and order a couple hundred more sippy coolers.