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McQUEEN: I am not!
MATER: Are so!

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- McQUEEN: Am not!
- Are so!

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Cut it out, Mater. I'm not lost.

4
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If this is navigating,
then I'm a Tesla pickup.

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Yeah? Well, that crummy diner
you picked out gave me gas

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and not the good kind.

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Yeah, well, you make chewy,
smacky sounds in your sleep.

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And your breath!

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Well, your breath
smells like a carpet fire.

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Well, we'll just have
to agree to disagree.

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I can't agree to that.

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- Fine then!
- No, fine.

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- Fine.
- Fine!

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- Fine, fine, fine.
- Fine, fine, fine.

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Fine.

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)

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If we were speaking to each other,
which we're not,

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I'd say there's a camp up ahead.

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And if I was answering,
I'd say, "Woo-hoo!"

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(LAUGHS)

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Oh, I spy with my little eye

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two clackety-kitty cars have
lost their mumsies.

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Huh. Must be some
kind of regional dialect.

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I got this.

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We'll be rumblin' back to the rightwise

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if you cut us all slacksy-like,
Cap'n Long Leggy.

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(ALL SCREAM)

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<i>Hitting the highway, a couple of friends</i>

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<i>With new adventures 'round every bend</i>

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<i>Whether racing fast or getting towed</i>

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<i>We're ever together, cars on the road</i>

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"Here, I got this."
Yeah, you got this, all right.

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Well, I did, sorta.

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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Oh, yeah.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Let's go!

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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CARS: (CHANTING) Ho! Ha!

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Ho! Ha!

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Ho! Ha!

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Ho! Ha!

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Whoa. Points for pageantry.

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- Refugees from the decaying wastelands.
-(WHIMPERS)

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Wastelands?

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(CHUCKLES) We're from Radiator Springs.

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Maybe she means it metaphorically.

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You come crawling
for acceptance into our ranks?

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Um, no.

50
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Shall we drag you to the badlands

51
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where your parched husks
will be dismantled by scavengers?

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- Ow!
-(LAUGHS)

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Or will you prove your worth
in the Thundercone?

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- Well?
- Ow!

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Uh, cone. Yeah, cone sounds good.

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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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Prepare them. The Thundercone awaits.

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CARS: (CHANTING) Thundercone!
Thundercone! Thundercone!

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(GASPS) Dadgum.

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How come you got a flamethrower?

61
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Well, you got a... shovelbeard.

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Two cars enter. One survives.

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(CARS LAUGHING)

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Let the victor join our ranks
to battle the army of opposition.

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CAR: Yeah!

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- The what?
- Who?

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Off you go!

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(BOTH SCREAM)

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- Now what do we do?
- I'll destroy you.

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Then try to wake you up later.

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What? No.

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I saw it on the TV.

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How about I destroy you?

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- Then--
- Nah. Nobody will believe that.

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-(GRUNTS)
-(LAUGHS)

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- See?
- Fine. Do your worst.

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- Fine. I will.
- Fine!

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- Fine, fine, fine!
- Fine, fine, fine!

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- Oh, wait. Where'd everybody go?
- Huh?

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The dust rises, the hordes approach.

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Many vital fluids
will be spilled this day.

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(CARS CHEERING)

83
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Now's our chance. You coming?

84
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Uh-uh. Take the line, lambsies.
There'll be no objectors in these ranks.

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They say you came from the wastelands.

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(SIGHS) What started all this anyway?

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A lifetime ago we came,

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<i>a gathering of like-minded,
artsy-craftsy campers,</i>

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seeking enlightenment in the desert.

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- And?
- I don't know.

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Petty squabbles flared. Factions formed.

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Old school clashed with the new.

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It's all a bit murky now.

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You don't even remember
what you're fighting about?

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(CHUCKLING) Not really, no.

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Maybe a little intervention is in order.

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Mater, follow me.

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(HORN TOOTING)

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(CARS YELLING)

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(HORN BLARING)

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Warring factions!

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Hey, we get it.

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A fun little trip among friends
somehow escalates

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into a post-apocalyptic turf war.

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It happens, right?

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But it's okay to lay down
your flamethrowers

107
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and forget these petty squabbles.

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Who cares?

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Some dopey, insignificant tiff
spins out of control.

110
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And next thing you know,
you and your best friend in the world

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have come to blows
over absolutely nothing.

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(CHUCKLES) It's crazy.

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- Right, buddy?
- Right, buddy.

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So what do you say?

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Why don't we all just throttle back,
shut the heck up,

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and, I don't know, move on?

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Come on. Can't be any worse
than all this, right?

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(ALL YELLING)

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- Over there!
- What is?

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McQUEEN: The highway!

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

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-(GASPS)
-(SLURPING)

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Oh, well, we gave it a try.

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At least this little fellow was listening.

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Your decaying wasteland
is a beautiful vision of hope.

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Yes, it is.

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Uh, Lightning, take a look.

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(LAUGHS)

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Ah. I guess I'll go in and order
a couple hundred more sippy coolers.

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(SLURPING)