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(SIGHS)
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I can't believe this trip is almost over.
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It's going to feel so good
to hop on a plane and fly back home.
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Uh, yeah, okay, of course. We'll fly back.
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In the meantime, we can take a load off
and relax at your sister's wedding.
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-(BACKFIRING)
-(EXCLAIMING)
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(LAUGHS) Mater! What's going on?
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- Sorry, buddy.
-(BACKFIRES)
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Just thinking about seeing my sister
makes me anxious.
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And when I get anxious,
I get the backfires. (GROANS)
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Come on, relax.
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I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.
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You don't understand.
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When I get around my sister,
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- something unexplainable happens to me.
-(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SILENCE)
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Ah, she can't be that bad.
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She's probably just jealous
'cause you moved somewhere new,
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and she never left her humble begin...
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- Holy mansion!
-(BACKFIRES)
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MAN: (SINGING)
Hittin' the highway, a couple of friends
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-(EXCLAIMS)
-(ROARS)
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- With new adventures
-(THUNDER BREAKS)
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-'Round every bend
-(HONKING)
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- Whether racing fast
-(LAUGHS)
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- Or getting towed
-(EXCLAIMS)
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Whoo-hoo!
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Ever together, cars on the road
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You grew up here?
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Yep. It's funny, though.
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When you go back to your old house,
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it always looks so much smaller
than you remember it.
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Huh. This is not what I expected.
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- Hey, do you have an invitation?
- What?
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- Mr. McQueen!
- Cruz!
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You don't have to call me "Mr. McQueen."
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We're both racers now.
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Okay, Lightning.
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No, I'm sorry. That just sounds weird.
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- What are you doing here?
- It's my cousin Mateo's wedding.
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He's getting hitched to some
(POSHLY) eccentric socialite.
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For your information,
that eccentric satellite is my sister.
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Mater! That practically makes us family!
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I'm going to be Mater Ramirez!
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- I don't think it wo...
- So, how's your off-season treating you?
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Great. I started a racing school,
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formed a non-profit that provides
snow tires to the lightly treaded,
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and I'm learning French.
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Wow! That's... (LAUGHS) That's a lot.
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Oui. So tell me, what have you been up to?
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(SIGHS) I've been on this wild
road trip with Mater,
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and to be honest, I am ready to be home.
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(HERE COMES THE BRIDE PLAYING)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Oh, boy. There she is.
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That's your sister?
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I know. It's like seeing double, ain't it?
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- Oh, my gosh. (LAUGHS) Baby brother!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(BACKFIRES)
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Baby brother, baby brother,
baby brother, baby brother!
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(GASPS) And who, may I ask,
are these terribly chic guests of yours?
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These are my friends. Lightning and Cruz.
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And, well, everybody,
this is my dear sister, Mato.
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BOTH: Mato?
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Yes, like "tomato" without the "to".
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- She seems nice.
- Just wait, it's coming.
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- Baby brother...
- Wait for it.
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...I am so glad you made it.
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Wait for it.
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Seeing as how no one ever knows
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-(GRUNTS) with you.
- And here we go.
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With your laid-back, "Aw, shucks.
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"Don't need to know
where I'm going to go" attitude,
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Nope. I'm not going to bite,
because I'm better than that.
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Oh. (SCOFFS) It always comes down
to who's better, doesn't it?
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(STAMMERS) That's not what I said!
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(GRUNTING)
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Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
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- nope, nope, nope.
- I think we all know the answer to that.
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- Don't we?
-(GRUNTING)
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Not gonna... (GRUNTING) No. No!
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Uh, Mater, are... are you okay?
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(BLABBERING, YELPS)
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I do believe we know who's better.
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(GRUNTS, GASPS)
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All right, that's it.
You want to hash it out? Let's go!
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Race to the old oak tree.
Driving backwards.
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- Go!
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
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- Mater!
- What about the wedding?
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So, uh, you with the bride or the groom?
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Hey, watch it!
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Yeah! Whoo!
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Winner, winner, lugnut dinner!
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(LAUGHS) Okay, how about we, uh,
go back to the wedding?
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Best two out of three.
Lawn drawing contest!
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Challenge accepted.
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Whee-hee! Get 'er done!
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MATO: Whoo-hoo! Wee! Yee-haw!
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Winner, Mato!
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Cruz, what are you doing?
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Oh, I also became a certified referee
over the off-season.
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Huh.
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- Best three out of five!
- Fine!
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The first one up the tree wins.
One, two, three, go!
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(CREAKING)
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All right, buddy.
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Hey, why don't we just call this thing
a tie and then we move on, all right?
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- A tie?
- BOTH: Never!
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-(SHOUTS)
-(CRASHES)
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(ENGINE REVVING)
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(OPERATIC SINGING)
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Ha!
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Winner, Mato!
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(SLURPING) Done. Done. Done.
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Winner, Mater!
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BOTH: One, two, three, rock!
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One, two, three, rock!
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One, two, three, rock!
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C-H-I-A-R-O-S-C-U-R-I-S-T. Chiaroscurist.
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Correct. Mater!
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Ow!
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- Slug bug!
- Mato!
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- Ow!
- Nebraska!
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Mater!
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Mato!
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Mater! Mato!
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Mater! Mato!
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Mater!
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- Stare off!
- Go!
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-(BUZZING)
-(YELPING) Bug in my eye! Get it out!
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Winner, Mato!
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(LAUGHS) Whoo! That's it! 51 out of 100!
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I win! I win! Y'all!
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(MATO LAUGHING)
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All right, already.
You ain't gotta toot your own horn
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- and be so dramatic about it.
- I'm not dramatic. I'm passionate.
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Not like you, just rolling through life
without a care in the world.
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Me? At least I don't have to broadcast
every last thing that crosses my mind.
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-(BOTH MOCKING)
- Wait!
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Uh...
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Did I mention I dabble in family therapy?
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Well, I think we had
a very transformative conversation.
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Mater, are you back to normal?
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Yep. Turns out, we actually
kind of admire each other.
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Sometimes, I wish I could share
anything I'm feeling.
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(LAUGHS) Just like my big sis.
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And I wish that I could just let things
slide once in a while,
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like my baby brother.
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No, no, no. But you can't.
Just a moment more, please.
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I've waited long enough.
I don't have time for this.
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I've got other things to do with my day.
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(SIGHS) I'm sorry, mi amore.
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I guess the wedding's off.
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Not to worry.
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I'm also a licensed wedding officiant.
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(LAUGHS) Of course you are.
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- I now pronounce you married!
-(ALL CHEERING)
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(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)
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-(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
-(LIVELY CHATTER)
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Wow. That was a strange day.
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Yeah, well, par for the course
for this road trip.
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So you didn't have a good time with Mater?
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No, no, no. Mater is great.
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But (SIGHS) let's just say
it'll be a relief to fly back home
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to my own calm, normal life.
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- Wha... Why?
-(GLASS CLINKING)
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(PEOPLE SHUSHING)
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Attention, friends and folks,
friends and folks.
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While it's true my dear old sis and I
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ain't spent much time together
over the years.
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Well, that's...
that's all going to change.
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Because, you see, uh...
Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is
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we may only have a short amount
of time left on this planet.
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So we've got to make the most of that time
with the ones we care for.
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What course we decide upon
might prove scary at times.
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Or test our resolve.
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Or maybe even make us question
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the very reasons for embarking
on this grand journey in the first place.
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But it is true, them unexpected turns,
all the bumps along the road,
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that's what makes life worth living.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Uh... Uh...
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And that is why, as your president,
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I call upon the cars of the world
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to rise up against
this zombie alien invasion
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and to squelch the brainy-headed scourge,
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or else it's only a matter of time
before they blow up the Earth.
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Thank you.
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- BOTH: What the...
- Huh?
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(LAUGHS) To the bride and groom!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Hey, honey bun,
wanna race to the wedding cake?
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Mi amore,
I wouldn't have it any other way.
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One, two, three, go!
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(CANS CLATTERING)
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Nice speech, buddy.
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You know, I can't help but think
I've heard it somewhere before.
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Well, I couldn't let it go to waste.
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It was really great seeing you guys.
Have a safe flight back.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
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Actually, I was thinking we should drive.
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-(GASPS) Really?
- You know, take our time.
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Wander the back roads,
maybe even make new friends.
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Hey, where do you think
we ought to stop tonight?
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Don't know.
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Let's just see what the old road
has in store for us, bumps and all.
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You know, I think we should see
the wax museums
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we skipped over on the way out.
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That's on my bucket list.
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- Hey, you ever driven through...
- See you on the track, racer.
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Oh, you got it, Lightning.
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Ooh! Nope. No.
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- Still sounds weird.
-(LAUGHS)
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I'll tell you what,
you pick the first three stops.
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I get the next 12.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
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Hittin' the highway, a couple of friends
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With new adventures 'round every bend
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Whether racing fast or getting towed
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They're ever together, cars on the road
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Winding along the blue lines
So much to see
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Harrowing... and thrilling mysteries
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Crazy situations
They still can't quite believe
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So much unexpected
But everything they need
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'Cause when you are on the road
And traveling friends
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You might not know where you're going
But you sure know where you've been
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And when the trip is over
And the stories told
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You'll always hold on
To that feeling of being
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When you are on the road
And traveling with friends
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Might not know where you're going
But you sure know where you've been
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And when the trip is over
And the stories told
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You'll always hold on
To that feeling of being
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Cars on the road
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Hey, I wonder where they went
on their honeymoon.
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- Mateo!
- Mato!
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- Mateo!
- Mato!
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Mateo!
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(CLICKS)