Translation and modification || Dr. Ali Talal ||
Bristol, England
"Christmas Eve"
Another drink?
I'm still tired. I'd like to fix this
Big beer mug
Did your shift just end?
I have a break between two shifts, I think
You don't drive a car, right?
I'll hold the bridle and the reindeer will do the rest
This is my fourth year as Santa Claus
What about you?
I don't remember the number
I forgot why I started doing that in the first place
Same reason for everyone
Because of the money. The money
.It is the engine of the world
Spreading joy on children's faces
.that's what I'm after
Cheerfulness, yeah, that's right
Well, it takes two seconds
And as soon as they open the gift
They want the next gift
.they want the next cool thing
This is how the world works for children
This is what children become. They are like little addicts
Little bastards only ask, don't believe
They just want to crave and devour
.Maybe this is my last year
.last Christmas
But I can't afford to see another Santa in distress.
His drinks are on me
.Yes
.That's very cheery of you
.I'd rather go
Gifts are not distributed by themselves
This is a gift for your grandson. It'll save me the trouble of coming back
It's a new video game, Astro Blaster
Or Blaster Aster, I don't know
.Merry Christmas
How do you know my grandson's name?
..don't know why the other grandson
Hey!
.This door leads to the roof
.you idiot
.go easy on him because it's his birthdays
Hey!
You can't be here
If I break your neck, I won't
!My God
..this
.just awesome
|| violent night ||
Greenwich, Connecticut.
"Mom"
.Welcome
There she is, my dear
We'll go see your grandmother
.Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Trudy
Merry Christmas, Dad! You filthy animal
I let her stay up to watch Home Alone
!he is very funny
.This painful
.all morning
..I thank you
.to do this
.I am not doing it for you
It's Christmas!
Merry Christmas.
Hello, Linda. Merry Christmas
Mr. Lightson
Are you there, Tru?
You must be excited for Christmas
What gift did you ask Santa for?
.unless I work on Christmas Eve
I must have been naughty since I came here
Just make sure you let Santa pass through the gate
.Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Al
Merry Christmas, True
(Thank you, Al
.Merry Christmas
.I hope you were wise
what the hell?
You are the worst caterers in the world. Slices are long, not circular
.I'm dreaming
.Good
Good evening gentlemen. Merry Christmas
No way, thanks a lot
I can't believe the fact that you were raised like this
Nor does my therapist believe this
.I need a drink
.look at this
Hello, Linda. Hello
How are you, Alpha?
You seem to be overweight
.It suits you, you know
.Thank you
So how are you?
I have great feelings about this Christmas
Do you want to know why? Yes
Because I believe that this year my mother will rise
And choose one of us to manage the company
And I gotta tell you, Jason
.that I will strive hard to get you
What would Christmas be like in the Lightston family without complaining or fighting?
- Your wine, madam. - My dear
Smile, it's Christmas
.good girl
.sorry about my sister
It's great to see you
.and your being here
.yeah, you can criticize me
Criticism, okay
Well, do you remember Burt, my sister's happiness and pride?
Yes, this is Bert Locke
Live broadcast of fancy dress for Christmas Eve
.hashtag plus
He was recently charged with his first ever sexual harassment charge
My mom bribed the school
Now the gym is named after us
Of course it is
What about Tragic Mike?
All I'm saying is if I were on one of those planes
9/11 ended with a group of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut
without their umbrellas
- Yes. - Yes
Do you like this? Yes, I like it
.kiss me in front of my son
He might actually be a great actor
His performance might deserve an Academy Award. In Pretending My Sister is Hot
Now he wants my mom to finance his movie
No way, this does not suit me
(It's Gertrude
.she is my mother
.OK come
- Come on, Burt, come here. - Wait, Mom
- Let's stand here. - Just a moment
- I'm busy. - We practiced this. Come on
.let's go
Seriously, do you know what this means?
Can we join?
.no
We will step aside
.Come here
..Just
threat or bribery
This is not rocket science. It's the same thing we always do
this is the reason?
Is this the best you can do?
Are you excited to see your grandmother?
Listen, you bastard, it's Christmas
So, why not take your best offer and gift wrap it
And shove it up your ass?
Maybe you don't realize who I am
Can you see that?
Mr. Cole is here
What's wrong with you man?
.I don't know. I don't do anything
.Yes
.no no no
Don't feed me poop and tell me it's chocolate cake
"Your great-grandmother." "I'm not making up that story."
.I think your brother is up to something
.no
I just decided to let you guys be the first to fawn over my mom
Come on, you are the king of flattery
You named your daughter Gertrude
Alpha, you named your son Bertrude.
Good?
Sorry, that's not a real name
Sorry, Linda, we can't help but... be lucky to have a daughter
Mom, I can hear you
You know something we don't know, what is it?
.no I do not know
.Understood. I found it
.Let's go
- We just... - Come on
.oh a pile of shit
No wonder your husband dumped you
Merry Christmas to you, Senator
- Merry Christmas, Mom! - Merry Christmas!
.Merry Christmas
Why the hell are you standing there in the back?
- Merry Christmas, Grandma! - You little bitch!
My sweet little Gertrude, how is my favorite granddaughter?
Everyone calls me Trudy now
Trudy)?)
.This makes her look more slutty
.Good
She doesn't even know the meaning of the word
.I'm starving. Let's eat
I think Gertrude is a beautiful name
I only call her Gertrude
Merry Christmas, Gertrude
"The List: Money, Money, Money Camcorders"
.Another goddamn Christmas
.I made these myself
No way
It looks exactly like Santa Claus
.exactly
Can he get a candy cane? Yes
.Yes he can
.that's perfect
.no peeping
.This house has a lot of chimneys
How can Santa come down?
Santa knows. It's the magic of Christmas
What's wrong, honey?
Dad didn't take me to see Santa at the mall this year
.yeah, he didn't
.I'm so sorry
This year has been strange
I didn't tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas
Come here, my dear
Do you know something?
You'll wear your pajamas
I'll meet you in two minutes
.Yes
Since you seemed obedient
Me and your mom this year
We decided you can get...one gift
- In advance - Really?
What is this?
.This is a very special walkie-talkie
.it's magic
Charm?
Well, that's what you've got here
It's the direct hotline to Santa Claus himself
Can I talk to Santa? Yes
Like writing a letter
.but better
Now the problem
He may not have time to reply to you
Because he has to distribute a lot of presents tonight
But he will hear everything you say
Hello, Santa
I'm Trudy Lightstone
.Hope you have a wonderful night
It's very cold tonight
So, don't forget your gloves
So, I want to tell you something
.you were very obedient this year
So I made a list of everything I wanted
,but then
I realized I don't need all of that
I only want one birthday present
I want my mom and dad to make up
.to be a family again
,Good
Good night, Santa
Good night, Mr. Bunny.
.My God
Which of you did this?
You can't move two seconds without pooping on the roof like a dove?
This is completely unprofessional!
Rudolph would never do that to me
.local
Non-fat milk
.Oh my God
.oh these things
"Brandy, 1938"
.whiskey
It's pre-war stock
.it's not bad
.taste good
what the hell?
.this is good
I learn something
Well, Christmas is good
You Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday
OK, what is it?
Gift distribution day
This is B. Lightstone broadcasting the dream live, you know
..they say that the richest men
.say goodbye
..Which
Grandma, your wifi is terrible
!the curse
When he was little, I begged you to beat him
.Welcome
.Merry Christmas
Or should I say happy holidays now?
Right?
People should decide, right? Can I help you?
Yes, of course, I hope so
..my car broke down a bit
over here?
- This is a private road. - You must be kidding me
It's the first place I see for miles today. I must have frostbite
Where am I anyway?
JT Lightstone Family Compound
I will call the towing service for you
Well, assholes
It's time to ruin Christmas. Confirm everyone's locations
jingle, on my site.
Peppermint, on my site
Sugarpalm, in my location
Krampus, ready to destroy everything.
Candy Cain, in my location.
This is Frosty. This is Tensel
This is gingerbread
Are we going to use these aliases all night?
.only in season
Welcome to the worst Christmas of your life
Trudy loves to go see Santa at the mall.
She was going with her father
And you should have taken it as you do, every Christmas
.but you were hidden
My mom assigned me a special project. It was complicated
But that doesn't change anything. Because it happens over and over again
- And your mother interferes in our lives. - You're right
What if we could make Trudy's Christmas wish come true?
Are you trying to win me back with a romantic weekend at your mom's?
What if things really change this time?
And we got rid of my mother's interference?
Go away and be a family together?
.Tonight
What are you planning to do?
.let's go
Let's get you out of here
Mom, where are you going?
- She goes to the panic room. - What?
- Yeah, come on, Bertrude. - Without us?
There is no room for all of us
It can fit two people, at least, mom. Take me
!Mom
Panic room? Yes
Can Burt come?
Step aside, son
.wait wait
- You're supposed to protect us. - We protect basic assets
Who the hell are you?
You may call me Mr. Scrooge
.That's funny. finish him off
That's humility, you bastard!
.Move aside
Tinsel, Peppermint, check upstairs.
I want all the Lightstons together
Get rid of anyone else you find
!the curse
.damn, damn it
Dear Trudy, we have to go
- Come on. - Come on, let's try the servant drawer
Come on, no
.shh
.mistletoe, gingerbread
!You are
.Welcome
.that you caught me
I don't want any trouble, okay?
.downstairs now
..Listen sir
I don't want to get involved, I'm just doing my job here
.Good? That's it
I'll get Casey back
.and go through that chimney
.stop talking, move
.never do this
What? this?
.Now move
Are you deaf? move now
.no no no
No, wait for me!
Wait!
Don't go!
Come back!
.Die
.The reindeer bastards left me here to die
Violent night
Bloody night
, it's all quiet
If no one wants to... shoot him in the head
.very smart
Do you have any idea who you're messing with?
I know exactly who I'm messing with
Did you really think... I spent months
In plotting to break into the most secure private space in the country
Without knowing who lives in it?
.You are wrong
Because your employees are dead, your security guards are dead
Now sit down and shut up!
.the curse
Everything is under control. We'll get the job done in two minutes
.this is interesting
This looks a lot like a scene from my movie, "Dark Ransom."
.My God
If they weren't armed
I would have killed three, maybe four
.try to
.Mom, this sucks
Well, if you did well
I would know my brother Roy was kidnapped in the '70s
But my father did not call the police
Dad sent his own rescue team
Roy came home safe and sound a week later
The kidnappers have not been found
.if you understand what I mean
.Know
I know all about your rescue team
Which you proudly call Team Kill Behind Closed Doors
And I know they're coming
And the time it takes to get here
I even know their credit ratings and bar sizes
If you understand what I mean
Then you must also know that you are really dead
We do not bargain with ransoms
.again, I know
I know a lot, Gertrude
.I really know
Like the fact that you have 300...million US dollars
In your own safe, downstairs
What the hell is this? That's right
Three hundred million dollars that the US government gave to Lightstone
To distribute it secretly in the Middle East to the worst people
To lubricate the machines and maintain the flow of sweet oil
Three hundred million and all of a sudden
.disappeared in the fog of war
Except it didn't really go away, did it, Gertie?
I stole it
did you know
.and this family
..this money-hungry family
..that clings so tightly to your wealth
When your employees don't have enough coal to keep their poverty warm
What's wrong with this Christmas bullshit?
Say what you want
You will never hack the safe
Because when you hit the emergency button
Do you change the secret combination of the safe?
I tell you again
.I know
Is this how we hack the safe today?
We had memories of poking holes and blowing things up
I don't know, maybe I'm getting old, but there was something romantic about it
Chief, do you hear me?
.I'm kinda busy here
You have to come to see this
He might have fallen
You used to come down from the rooftops with ropes and now you're telling me he fell out the window?
Guys, we have to be vigilant. Someone's out there
You know what
I think Mr. Bunny wants to sleep
So, put him to bed, okay?
.Everything will be alright
,Welcome
do you hear me?
.the curse
Candy Cain is in position 3.
.damn, damn it
.Die
.video game
..no one asks for a bat or a sword
Or a Molotov cocktail?
.I love you mom
Poetry book
Blu-ray Die Hard
.Safety button you idiot
.slow down, slow down
.Slown down
.damn it man
.I don't want to kill you
A fat man with a graying beard
I will rip your testicles
.Die
.disgusting
This is Candy Cain
The surroundings are safe
known. Where is the death squad?
They won't get here until 2 in the morning. everything is fine
We have disabled the outer shield
Is there an emergency number here?
Do we do it like this?
Welcome?
Hello, can anyone hear me?
Can you hear me, Santa?
Welcome?
Santa?)
Yes, this is Santa
.I hope I'm not bothering you
Dad said you are very busy tonight
.I have a break now
Who is on the line?
My name is Trudy Lightstone
I was good this year
"The Nice List"
She listens to her parents, tidies up her room, is nice to everyone
"Good with animals," she invited a kid to the party
Yes, Trudy
.you are on the nice list
You were very good this year
Where are you, Trudy?
I'm in the big room with all my family
There are two armed villains watching us
"list of naughty people"
6 left
Will you help us, Santa?
Yes, of course I will help you
.I will get you out of there
All these bad guys are on the naughty list
I'll take a piece of coal
And shove it right in.. every one of them in
.their asses
Look, come on, honey, I want to keep you on my nice list
Sorry, can I say anus?
.she is in between
What about anus?
Technically, yes
..anus is a term
Well, listen, Trudy
I want to call for help, but the phone is broken
You probably know this house better than me
What do you suggest for me?
.I have an idea
Well, are you telling me there's Santa Claus walking around here?
He looks so cheerful, who the hell is that?
There is no Santa on the staff, obviously
.there is more
Frosty isn't answering. I can't reach him
.keep on trying
Well, it's official
You have to chase this loose man. He is dangerous. Be careful
.Die
Frosty)?)
What's the situation?
Frosty, I can't hear you.
Frosty)?)
..Is that
The naughty boy in the basement? Your friend is dead
He got a star in his face, and his head was burned
.it's a long story
Is this Santa?
Is this Santa Claus?
.Yes
Who am I talking to?
Well, tonight I'm Mr. Scrooge now
What exactly do you want, Santa?
I want you to put your weapons down
And I want you to set the family free
And then I want to find my reindeer and continue giving gifts
are you messing with me
Who are you really?
Are you a security guard who watches a lot of action movies?
Or a failed ex-cop.. stuck in a mall
Disguised as fat babies pissing on your lap, cut me off if I'm not right?
It's very complicated
Not for me, no
Because this will be my personal mission
My vacation goals
.to find you and get rid of you
And to wipe your ass on this whole fucking holiday
This is what I want for Christmas, Santa
And that's a terrible thing you want for Christmas
Maybe you and I are talking about this personally
Santa Claus is coming to town.
.Die
Well, who did you hire to be Santa for your Christmas party?
I said, who plays Santa at your goddamn Christmas party?
Hired Santa?
I never hire Santa, it's tacky
So, who is he?
who is he?
One of you better speak up, or I'm going to smash your heads off with this
Damn it, Gertrude
Do you really have a thing for nutcrackers?
,if
I will torture everyone in your family
Until you tell me who's walking around your castle playing Santa
And messing with me, who should I choose first?
Shall I start by age?
Or do I start according to the level of intelligence?
Starting with Jason!
- It's my mom's favourite. - Yes
.the one who wears the jacket
Well, Jason Lightstone, this is it
- The first son in the family. - No, no
.it will be useless
This is useless
Translated by Dr. Ali Talal.
I assure you, nobody hired Santa
Well, you're right. Let's stop
.what are we doing here? Come on
We are amateurs, we are not good at this
Come on, this is called a finger crusher
Candy Cain, cut off one of his testicles.
- I won't touch his balls - Are you suddenly a princess?
I've seen you extract brains before
I can extract his brain now, but I won't touch his testicles
No matter who does it, I want to, like, look at a smashed testicle
.within 3 seconds
.i will do it
Krampus, perfect. - No, guys, no
I love sociopaths, always ready to try new things
This won't work
Put your testicles there
.Tasty
Stop hurting my dad!
.otherwise Santa will be angry
Your kindness
So, what do you know about Santa? She doesn't know anything about Santa
.he wasn't asking you
.she is playing pretend
Pretending to be talking to Santa
.It's not pretending. my friend
- He said he would save us. - No
-And he will beat you up. -What does it look like?
I bet he'll come out if you tell him to come out
How about you come with me so we can play with him?
Trudy, come on, tell him the truth.
You don't talk to Santa. Yeah, I talk to him
No, you are not. Come on
- I said I am. - Tell him Santa isn't real
.sorry honey
Santa's just something adults say to kids to please them, okay?
Your mom and I give you the gift and tell you it's from Santa
He will not come to save us, because he does not exist
So, we made this up
truly?
What a way to know there's no Santa
What if we came back at Easter to ring the bells?
(Trudy! Back off!
You should go back to your position, you idiots
.I'll go find that fool
I
Are you okay, Santa?
.Welcome
are you OK?
.I'm good
I was wrapping some gifts
I hid in the attic
Well, if you're safe
Just stay calm over there, okay?
.Good
I can set traps
Like, "Home Alone."
..I don't know what that means, but
Yes, do it quietly
Are you really?
But dad says there's no Santa
He says parents say this, to the little ones, to make them feel good
They are the ones who give gifts
Saying it's from Santa
.Yes
Many parents say that
But I still bring gifts to the children who need me
.children who truly believe
How do you know who really needs you?
Christmas magic
.not really sure how it works
..but
..I remember
When Trudy Lightstone wrote to me when she was 6 years old
She told me she feels lonely sometimes
She would like to have a close friend
So, I got her a lovely little stuffed bunny
Mr. Bunny!
And I remember the following year
You said you had this wonderful dream...and then
And since then, all I've wanted to do is...
!Aviation
Flying, yeah
Listen
Santa has magical powers.
that can make the little girl fly
He gives you a kite
that can reach the clouds
He could hardly do better
.I knew that
I knew you were there, Santa
But don't be so hard on your parents, okay?
Adults find it hard to believe things
Can you use your Christmas magic to make them love each other again?
I wish I had that kind of strength
Mrs. Claus and I have been together since.
.about 1100 years old
Adult relationships are complex
.it requires work
.A lot of work
Do you still love her?
Yes, love her
But sometimes even if you want to make someone happy
Your magic just goes
.hey
.I have an idea
.This will be fun
Why don't you open your presents, guys?
I want to see what you brought to each other, you rich fools
Some of you may not survive until tomorrow morning
So, this might be your only chance
!Come on
Where are the Christmas spirits?
Gertrude
I brought you a very special gift
Did you hear that, Gertrude? He brought you a wonderful gift
What could it be?
.Look, it's amazing
.Mom
Can I call you mom?
Mrs. Lightstone
...well, at work, they call that
Presentation Slides
Presentation slides
It's called "explosive force."
.of my heroism
And if you look back
There are financial figures
.that I'm kind of important in Asia
.Parts of Asia
Once we got to parts of Asia
We couldn't even go to the restaurant
So what are the best gifts?
The gift of golden opportunity?
.Grandma doesn't like her gift
.I brought a very special gift
.Sentimental photo of my first day of birth
I remember
.I was there
.she doesn't care
Failed again!
.This is very interesting
What do you think of another gift? .I brought many wonderful gifts
Sit down, Alpha
You really gave me a gift
It's Jason's turn
..that I
.I think I left it in the car
.I saw you put the present there
- No, not. - Yes, I saw you
..I could swear
..that you
This gift, right?
.yeah, i can help you mate. Come on
It's my favorite whiskey
.You can bypass the card
(Thank you, Jason
What is written in the card?
I think it will stay between me and Jason
Nobody really needs to know
Right, Jason?
.Right
Do you have a mother and father?
Yes, of course, I had a mother and a father
I wasn't born Santa Claus
I had a life before
.a very long time ago
..they used to call me
Nikmond
Have you had a job before?
.yeah, you can say that
I was a warrior
A looter and a thief
If someone gets in my way
Skullcrush What is a skullcrush?
It is a skull crusher
.my hammer
.my favorite hammer
.I treated her like a surgeon
I can even handle... with three heads lined up
but why?
What?
Why were you doing these things?
.because I was mean
I was always greedy
..I want gold and jewels
If there was a naughty list, I'd be their big boss
..well, maybe
What?
Bad things that I used to do
Maybe you can use it to do good things instead
.to help others
what do you mean?
Mr. Bunny
.It wasn't just a game
That night you gave me what I wanted
.to have a best friend
Because you are kind and gentle
And that you mean more than just giving gifts
That's why I believe in you, Santa
That's why I believe
.Thanks
Stay hidden, Trudy
Until I come to you
.stay safe
Well, we've had satellite confirmations
Rescue team are coming here
Their estimated time of arrival is 30 minutes
We are on schedule. Everything is fine
Well, get ready, guys
You all know the plan
I like to operate .as if I'm fucking
Powerfully, quickly, and with less mess and cleanup
Now, if an idiot gets in your way
what are you doing?
We crush him!
.Totally Correct
It's time to attack
Come on, you bastards! Come on
Crazy family
.Merry Christmas
.Happy holiday
.you idiot
- I see him in the east wing. - We're coming
.Move aside
How's that fat old bastard
To conquer us all?
.I don't know
.he's not even armed
He just has a bag. What's in it?
.I can't see anything
.Give it to me
..what an imbecile
Does he carry a game of chess with him?
what the hell?
There is no logic to all this nonsense at all
Would you tell us what the trick of this bag?
.it's magic
When you put your hands in it, the gift comes out
.I don't really understand how it works either
,So
You must be Mr. Scrooge?
.This is correct
Who are you?
and
Delightful Old Saint Nick
People call me by many names
..very funny or should I say
If you're really Santa
Where's your reindeer?
It's on the roof
Before he shot...the man you killed
that you don't believe me?
.go check it out for yourself
Prancer left a delicious turd there
This damn guy
..Do not you think
I know you're dumb, but don't be dumb out loud
Come on, he's just a guy disguised as Santa Claus
A bag full of tricks
That sack was full of little dreams
Come on, everyone knows Christmas presents are bullshit
My dad used to make a lot of these every Christmas
Every Christmas with all the gifts
..and candy and decorations and
Christmas carols and all that nonsense
..and then while I was
I don't know, at 10 or 11 years old
He was laid off, and that Christmas
Can't afford to buy a tree, nor Christmas dinner, nor gifts
.nothing not even a rod
But our neighbors
They had it all
You could sense their elation through their window mocking me
..so, Christmas Eve arrived and
I waited for everyone to go to bed
So, I snuck in there and took it all
Except that Grandpa got up to pee. We were both totally freaked out
..And the
He fell from the stairs, broke his neck, and died
.in the hospital
Everyone blamed it on me, even though... I tried so hard to tell them
Maybe I was the culprit
.Maybe that old bastard pushed him
So, you see, Christmas ruined my life
Good?
But, you know, this set me on the road
And made me the great man I am today
(Sorry, Jimmy
Really sorry
But I distribute gifts and spread the joy of Christmas and do not interfere in people's lives
.truly? Maybe you should try
How does he know your name?
what's your excuse
Didn't I get you the bike you wanted in 1982?
When you wrote to me 50 times about it
What about you, Kira?
You made your brother eat worms
.that screamed brat
How does he know about my bike?
It's just a stroke of luck. Do you like big boobs?
Come on, every kid wants a bike
You will tell me who you work for
You have 5 seconds to tell me who you really are
...five, four, three, two
I am Santa Claus
.not anymore
it's snowing?
Does he do this magic Santa?
.for the snow to fall
.it's not snow
It's styrofoam. I told you guys, it's a myth
where did he go
He flew through the chimney
.I have seen him
He must have had a cable, or a pulley, that pulled him up
He can't climb out of it. It's impossible
When you see something strange, you think of fairy tales
We hear bells. A sled is approaching
.My God
.It's his reindeer
This is the Rescue Squad. Brace yourself
This is the sound of my death squads
How doomed now!
What are you going to do, you dwarf bastard?
Revenge hashtag
"Make room." "Kill him, my dear."
Morgan will save us
We have just been abandoned, my dear
.do not shoot
.rolling
.slow down, slow down
.Slown down
.say something about yourself
I'm one of the hostages, Morgan Steele
.actor
I've been playing soldiers in my career
I can say
Thank you for your services. Sincerity always
What's the situation inside?
A group of ex-military
I gotta warn you, they know you're coming
.they are ready for you
They better be
Our schedule is tight
.Die
Come on, let's move
.Come on
You must be kidding me
Thorpe, you're 10 minutes late. What's so late?
It seems to me that your window has been pierced
Did you let your hostages out for some exercise?
No, no, we have a wild gopher running around causing trouble
A security man?
I do not think so. It's just... a guy in a Santa suit
But I assure you, there is something strange about it
.santa could be real
What did she just say? Nothing, she's joking
We'll take care of it
Beta team, go find this bastard
Move!
,right Now
Let's open our gifts, shall we?
Well, you heard the man
It's time to kill Santa
.I spotted him, he's on the roof
.known. I will manage it
All right, Sugarpalm, push the button
.here we are
.our public key
.magic wand
.it better works
I am rewarding my career for this. You hear me
You can buy a new one for your reputation
When I was a kid, I loved to unbox Christmas gifts a lot
So much so that my mother would bring me empty cans
.I didn't care what was in it
Is this a joke?
.no
You should have been here
, I assure you
My information is very reliable. I had spies
300 million dollars in cash has been delivered here
Yesterday, in this damned mansion!
Someone must have objected to it
.villain
.Die
Are you okay, Santa?
Santa?)
A bunch of new villains came in. They're on the naughty list
They have a lot of tools and equipment
Sorry, I think we're done
!do not say that
List of siblings
.she is getting bigger
.he's in the building
Operating thermal cameras
.Don `t give up
You are the one who grants this wish, Santa
.only these
If you really want something
What will happen?
I'd like to see Mrs. Claus again
To tell her how much I love her
You can make this wish come true
.Die
.Come on
.I said these men are brats
What will you give in these naughty people?
.a piece of coal
Yes, I give them this gift
...take that coal and shove it right up
.in their asses
!Yes
.they're out
Santa will eat these guys
.like a muffin tray
.Come on
Pay attention
.light down
Where's my damn money?
where is the money?
You've been nice so far
.but this is over
.no more gimmicks yet
Tell me where the money is, or I'll enjoy killing every single one of you
.it's in the safe
.I just looked in the safe
If the money was in it, I would have different expressions on my face
No way
It takes days to break into that safe
Unless we don't have the key
Oh, Mrs. Lightstone
We can no longer trust anyone these days
...not sure if it was you
Or one of your bastard sons. They moved the money
.and this bothers me
...it bothers me
In a way that makes me want to randomly shoot people
.excuse me, just a moment
!what? What?
What if I randomly shoot the person who knows where they are?
Damn you people!
Suck this
.answer guys
"lost signal"
What the hell is going on?
.The messiah
,no
I'm Cheerful Old Saint Nick
.this is for you
Well padded sock
where is she?
.I can watch
.the curse
Gertrude would not trust anyone apart from family with this kind of information
,if
Genealogy will not know anything
Which means I can, well, shoot her
Unless you tell me where the damn money is
Please don't, it's Christmas
Shut up!
I swear I will blow her brains out unless you tell me where the money is
.I did it
What? Yes, I did
.I transferred the money
No, think about it. Money is our only asset
There is a gun pointed at my wife's head!
How did you know we were coming? I didn't know. I was robbing him
Yes, a coincidence
I was trying to take the money
And leaving with my wife and daughter .tonight and never coming back here
,and then
My mom would read the note with a bottle of whiskey in the morning
.and you know what you did
..over the years
I was telling you to stop caring about your motherfucker's money
And you think the solution is to steal a bunch of them?
Yes, it may sound strange when you say that
How can you do this now?
It's disgusting. After everything my mother gave us
.Come on
She always told us that she could easily get him back
I spent years groveling at you
, and meanwhile
I was destroying the only good thing in my life
What are we doing here? Family therapy or theft?
Enough of this damning disclosure
Well, where did you put it?
.Look at this stupid trap
Yes?
- The bad guys found me. - All right
.I'm coming
You know, booby traps don't work unless you hide them
.you little idiot
.the curse
.you will be fine
.Don't move, I'll be back
.I will kill that little bastard
.damn it
.that you are dead
I will crush you
.you little bastard
Take this!
..you bastard
.I got you
!truly? Watch out
Do you have better than this?
.enough of this nonsense
Hello, Trudy
We did it like in the movie. It was very funny
Trudy, I actually...
.I will do my favorite things
turn around
Close your eyes
Maybe put your fingers in your ears
And sing "Jingle Bell" as loud as you can
♪ The bells are ringing, the bells are ringing ♪
♪ Ring all the way ♪
How fun it is to ride in a ♪ ♪...open wagon
That you were close to... killing an innocent child
innocent?
Oh, that's mean
.very mean
It's Lightstone's legacy that we're terrible people
So I understand why you did what you did
When your grandfather told me that I had never run a company
Because the girl didn't have what it took, I had to wrest the reins from him
But the point is, the Lightstones take what's theirs.
I'm proud of you, son
Well, where is the money?
The money is hidden there
The Three Wise Men presented him with gifts of incense
, and bitter
..And the
A group of buffaloes
Let's carry the money, boys
.we believe the money
Kill the hostages and meet us outside
What?
- Mom! - It's okay, Burt
.everything is fine
.Good
Everyone get up
It's time to kill
Come on, you don't really want to kill us
Yes, I want
I really, really want that
And I will start from you
- No, no, no - Wait, wait
You have to kill Linda first
What the hell is this, Burt?
Do you insist on nonsense before you die, Bertrude?
- Shoot him first. - What?
No, don't shoot him
Don't shoot him first, and you don't treat him like shit
.you exploitative bitch
Well, I've changed my mind, shoot the junkie bitch first
Do not say that my mother is an alcoholic
.that you are an exploitative whore
Am I an exploitative prostitute?
I have a great job!
You're not even part of the family!
...that you know very well
Shut up!
.like rats at the bottom of a barrel
You could die with a little dignity
!get away from me
!the curse
This is for yelling at my son
This is for slapping me, you bastard!
This is for the stupid hat!
..Do you
did he die?
.Yes
(Thank you, Linda
It's good to finally do something with the family
This is for Morgan
..maybe he was stupid but he was
.so interesting
(Trudy! Mom!
Oh my God, you are here
Are you okay? I'm fine, mom
,this is my friend
what the hell?
...thank you very much sir
Please call me Santa
You have to get out of here. The situation is dangerous
They took my husband and her grandmother
Anyone know who uses these?
.I think so
.I used to go fishing with my dad
.known
How's it going? - He's fine
Watch out guys
Cover me!
Where does this come from?
Come down, Commander!
Get rid of them all!
Let's get out of here!
- Let's go - Where?
Move over, old man!
.get your hands off me
My balls!
Damn it, my testicles
My balls!
Why my testicles?
.My God
.Sorry
Don't worry, Mr. Claus. We'll handle this
Who is this man?
He said his name was Mr. Claus
(Trudy! No!
.she's inside
.It's okay
.thank God
!the curse
You will die
.Come on
.come here
.over here
!Come
.Die
Bad List: Jimmy Martinez
Killing his best friend, spreading misery, thief
"Breakfast on his mother's heart," selfish, spiteful, hates Christmas
are you real?
.yeah, he is
.here you are
This is what I'm trying to tell you
Santa Claus is a real fucker.
No presents for you tonight, mate
.I think you are wrong
.This is the culmination of my dirty life
Because when I kill you
This damn party is finally over
, whatever it takes
Christmas will die tonight
.last Christmas
Not if we still believed
I have no idea what is going on here
.but it ends now
Except I say so
Trudy, be careful.
You saved my daughter
,no
She is the one who saved me
Help him, please help him
We can't do much
.do not worry
.it is too late
.to late
.I feel cold
.i forgot this
We have to keep him warm
All the fires went out
We have to find something to burn
.I have an idea
.no
No, no, no
.I don't want you to die
Jason, put that away, what are you doing?
.I have lived longer than I can imagine
He is dying
What the hell is going on? You don't have to burn any of this
You can't die, Santa. Come on, wake up
I think I've used up all my Christmas magic
.Sorry
And sorry for my ability to fulfill your wish
.over here
But you really did
Santa, please don't die.
Wake up
Wake up!
We have to move him near the fire
Wake up
.I beg you
.no
.I'm so sorry
..That man
He's a very brave man, whatever he is
He is the real Santa
.I still believe in it
I will always believe in you, Santa
.I believe in him too
He saved Trudy
He saved our family
Is there evidence that needs more than that?
.Yes maybe
.I believe in him too
.and me too
.Die
..I believe
.I think I believe in him too
I am delirious
.I believe in him too
.My God
..You are
.you are dead
.It's the magic of Christmas
I still don't really understand
.How it works
.Thanks
How do we return this debt to you?
You brought me back from the dead. So, we're even
are equal?
We just burned half a million dollars
(Look, Santa
.Look who came
Now that you have appeared
I could have died. You promised after it was all over
Do you know something? I will make you soup
And feed him to the committees
Yes, Blexem, yes
I'm talking to you!
You too, Prancer
Did you bring Casey?
Did you come home to get my spare bag?
How can I still blame you?
Sorry, I can't do this for you
I thought you might need this too! Mrs. N
.O beauty
Skull crusher
It's time to say goodbye
.I have to go
Should you go?
It's Christmas Eve...and there's so much more
Cute kids waiting for their gifts
.Thanks
For what?
For believing in me
And for reminding me that Christmas still matters
..and I still am
.Whatever
“You brought me back.” Oh
Come on, get out of here
!Merry Christmas
Come on, Dasher!
Come on, Denser
Come on, Prancer and Vixen!
Come on, Comte
Come on, Cupid
Come on, Donder and Blexem!
Come on, my lovely animals!
We have some work to do!
!Merry Christmas
Translation and modification || Dr. Ali Talal ||