1 00:00:00,624 --> 00:00:18,291 {\3c&H00C5D2&\fnArabic Typesetting\b1\4c&H000170&\c&H000000&\fs28}Translation and modification || Dr. Ali Talal || 2 00:00:20,490 --> 00:00:22,677 Bristol, England 3 00:00:23,967 --> 00:00:27,669 "Christmas Eve" 4 00:00:43,326 --> 00:00:44,115 Another drink? 5 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:46,904 I'm still tired. I'd like to fix this 6 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,701 Big beer mug 7 00:01:04,444 --> 00:01:05,483 Did your shift just end? 8 00:01:11,014 --> 00:01:14,342 I have a break between two shifts, I think 9 00:01:15,288 --> 00:01:16,654 You don't drive a car, right? 10 00:01:16,796 --> 00:01:19,178 I'll hold the bridle and the reindeer will do the rest 11 00:01:23,100 --> 00:01:25,326 This is my fourth year as Santa Claus 12 00:01:27,225 --> 00:01:27,912 What about you? 13 00:01:28,358 --> 00:01:29,483 I don't remember the number 14 00:01:30,952 --> 00:01:33,350 I forgot why I started doing that in the first place 15 00:01:33,717 --> 00:01:35,811 Same reason for everyone 16 00:01:37,186 --> 00:01:39,115 Because of the money. The money 17 00:01:41,694 --> 00:01:43,490 .It is the engine of the world 18 00:01:47,889 --> 00:01:49,998 Spreading joy on children's faces 19 00:01:50,389 --> 00:01:51,389 .that's what I'm after 20 00:01:51,686 --> 00:01:54,201 Cheerfulness, yeah, that's right 21 00:01:55,788 --> 00:01:57,451 Well, it takes two seconds 22 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,678 And as soon as they open the gift 23 00:02:00,124 --> 00:02:02,131 They want the next gift 24 00:02:02,663 --> 00:02:04,959 .they want the next cool thing 25 00:02:05,538 --> 00:02:08,019 This is how the world works for children 26 00:02:08,121 --> 00:02:12,207 This is what children become. They are like little addicts 27 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:17,518 Little bastards only ask, don't believe 28 00:02:17,690 --> 00:02:20,932 They just want to crave and devour 29 00:02:26,443 --> 00:02:28,286 .Maybe this is my last year 30 00:02:30,911 --> 00:02:32,200 .last Christmas 31 00:02:36,701 --> 00:02:40,481 But I can't afford to see another Santa in distress. 32 00:02:41,191 --> 00:02:42,464 His drinks are on me 33 00:02:42,793 --> 00:02:43,480 .Yes 34 00:02:43,645 --> 00:02:45,582 .That's very cheery of you 35 00:02:46,809 --> 00:02:48,136 .I'd rather go 36 00:02:49,191 --> 00:02:51,261 Gifts are not distributed by themselves 37 00:02:54,223 --> 00:02:56,082 This is a gift for your grandson. It'll save me the trouble of coming back 38 00:02:57,262 --> 00:02:59,683 It's a new video game, Astro Blaster 39 00:02:59,996 --> 00:03:01,660 Or Blaster Aster, I don't know 40 00:03:02,387 --> 00:03:03,261 .Merry Christmas 41 00:03:03,762 --> 00:03:05,793 How do you know my grandson's name? 42 00:03:07,362 --> 00:03:09,228 ..don't know why the other grandson 43 00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:11,007 Hey! 44 00:03:11,729 --> 00:03:13,369 .This door leads to the roof 45 00:03:14,479 --> 00:03:15,205 .you idiot 46 00:03:15,323 --> 00:03:17,119 .go easy on him because it's his birthdays 47 00:03:19,962 --> 00:03:20,813 Hey! 48 00:03:21,533 --> 00:03:23,095 You can't be here 49 00:03:23,478 --> 00:03:26,173 If I break your neck, I won't 50 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,784 !My God 51 00:03:55,015 --> 00:03:55,679 ..this 52 00:03:57,763 --> 00:03:58,661 .just awesome 53 00:04:08,967 --> 00:04:15,334 || violent night || 54 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:25,292 Greenwich, Connecticut. 55 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,674 "Mom" 56 00:04:45,697 --> 00:04:46,845 .Welcome 57 00:04:48,096 --> 00:04:49,931 There she is, my dear 58 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:52,579 We'll go see your grandmother 59 00:04:57,692 --> 00:04:58,692 .Merry Christmas 60 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,512 Merry Christmas, Trudy 61 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:08,801 Merry Christmas, Dad! You filthy animal 62 00:05:10,192 --> 00:05:12,121 I let her stay up to watch Home Alone 63 00:05:13,176 --> 00:05:14,441 !he is very funny 64 00:05:16,645 --> 00:05:18,598 .This painful 65 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,230 .all morning 66 00:05:20,843 --> 00:05:21,749 ..I thank you 67 00:05:23,468 --> 00:05:24,592 .to do this 68 00:05:25,233 --> 00:05:26,749 .I am not doing it for you 69 00:05:29,015 --> 00:05:30,280 It's Christmas! 70 00:05:50,906 --> 00:05:52,328 Merry Christmas. 71 00:05:52,367 --> 00:05:53,601 Hello, Linda. Merry Christmas 72 00:05:53,914 --> 00:05:55,140 Mr. Lightson 73 00:05:55,461 --> 00:05:56,617 Are you there, Tru? 74 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:58,765 You must be excited for Christmas 75 00:05:58,953 --> 00:06:00,492 What gift did you ask Santa for? 76 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:01,929 .unless I work on Christmas Eve 77 00:06:02,406 --> 00:06:04,406 I must have been naughty since I came here 78 00:06:04,828 --> 00:06:07,539 Just make sure you let Santa pass through the gate 79 00:06:08,203 --> 00:06:09,664 .Merry Christmas 80 00:06:10,016 --> 00:06:11,062 Merry Christmas, Al 81 00:06:11,102 --> 00:06:12,586 Merry Christmas, True 82 00:06:13,149 --> 00:06:14,203 (Thank you, Al 83 00:06:44,764 --> 00:06:46,404 .Merry Christmas 84 00:06:46,701 --> 00:06:48,451 .I hope you were wise 85 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:05,905 what the hell? 86 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:10,601 You are the worst caterers in the world. Slices are long, not circular 87 00:07:10,945 --> 00:07:11,945 .I'm dreaming 88 00:07:29,071 --> 00:07:30,016 .Good 89 00:07:30,266 --> 00:07:32,148 Good evening gentlemen. Merry Christmas 90 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:34,406 No way, thanks a lot 91 00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:40,438 I can't believe the fact that you were raised like this 92 00:07:42,282 --> 00:07:44,305 Nor does my therapist believe this 93 00:07:45,555 --> 00:07:46,758 .I need a drink 94 00:08:21,925 --> 00:08:23,723 .look at this 95 00:08:33,329 --> 00:08:35,110 Hello, Linda. Hello 96 00:08:35,493 --> 00:08:37,133 How are you, Alpha? 97 00:08:38,079 --> 00:08:39,344 You seem to be overweight 98 00:08:40,329 --> 00:08:41,485 .It suits you, you know 99 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:43,196 .Thank you 100 00:08:43,986 --> 00:08:45,204 So how are you? 101 00:08:46,462 --> 00:08:48,251 I have great feelings about this Christmas 102 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,704 Do you want to know why? Yes 103 00:08:50,868 --> 00:08:54,540 Because I believe that this year my mother will rise 104 00:08:54,727 --> 00:08:57,048 And choose one of us to manage the company 105 00:08:57,462 --> 00:08:58,883 And I gotta tell you, Jason 106 00:08:59,228 --> 00:09:01,313 .that I will strive hard to get you 107 00:09:02,907 --> 00:09:06,141 What would Christmas be like in the Lightston family without complaining or fighting? 108 00:09:07,843 --> 00:09:09,397 - Your wine, madam. - My dear 109 00:09:09,773 --> 00:09:11,624 Smile, it's Christmas 110 00:09:13,366 --> 00:09:14,968 .good girl 111 00:09:18,085 --> 00:09:20,311 .sorry about my sister 112 00:09:25,912 --> 00:09:27,341 It's great to see you 113 00:09:30,021 --> 00:09:31,232 .and your being here 114 00:09:35,693 --> 00:09:37,826 .yeah, you can criticize me 115 00:09:39,068 --> 00:09:40,521 Criticism, okay 116 00:09:42,435 --> 00:09:44,755 Well, do you remember Burt, my sister's happiness and pride? 117 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:48,216 Yes, this is Bert Locke 118 00:09:48,303 --> 00:09:51,982 Live broadcast of fancy dress for Christmas Eve 119 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:54,731 .hashtag plus 120 00:09:55,763 --> 00:10:00,302 He was recently charged with his first ever sexual harassment charge 121 00:10:01,005 --> 00:10:02,505 My mom bribed the school 122 00:10:02,747 --> 00:10:04,434 Now the gym is named after us 123 00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:05,630 Of course it is 124 00:10:06,185 --> 00:10:07,372 What about Tragic Mike? 125 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:10,809 All I'm saying is if I were on one of those planes 126 00:10:11,099 --> 00:10:14,762 9/11 ended with a group of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut 127 00:10:15,199 --> 00:10:16,614 without their umbrellas 128 00:10:17,447 --> 00:10:18,447 - Yes. - Yes 129 00:10:18,526 --> 00:10:20,595 Do you like this? Yes, I like it 130 00:10:21,143 --> 00:10:22,806 .kiss me in front of my son 131 00:10:25,967 --> 00:10:28,099 He might actually be a great actor 132 00:10:28,732 --> 00:10:32,076 His performance might deserve an Academy Award. In Pretending My Sister is Hot 133 00:10:32,443 --> 00:10:34,810 Now he wants my mom to finance his movie 134 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:37,943 No way, this does not suit me 135 00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:39,263 (It's Gertrude 136 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:40,302 .she is my mother 137 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:42,130 .OK come 138 00:10:42,295 --> 00:10:44,162 - Come on, Burt, come here. - Wait, Mom 139 00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:45,872 - Let's stand here. - Just a moment 140 00:10:45,997 --> 00:10:48,138 - I'm busy. - We practiced this. Come on 141 00:10:50,372 --> 00:10:51,583 .let's go 142 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,802 Seriously, do you know what this means? 143 00:10:53,881 --> 00:10:55,951 Can we join? 144 00:10:56,303 --> 00:10:56,818 .no 145 00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:00,323 We will step aside 146 00:11:05,878 --> 00:11:07,081 .Come here 147 00:11:09,425 --> 00:11:10,425 ..Just 148 00:11:11,503 --> 00:11:12,768 threat or bribery 149 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,869 This is not rocket science. It's the same thing we always do 150 00:11:16,932 --> 00:11:17,760 this is the reason? 151 00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:20,708 Is this the best you can do? 152 00:11:20,950 --> 00:11:22,512 Are you excited to see your grandmother? 153 00:11:22,903 --> 00:11:24,848 Listen, you bastard, it's Christmas 154 00:11:25,028 --> 00:11:28,012 So, why not take your best offer and gift wrap it 155 00:11:28,090 --> 00:11:30,645 And shove it up your ass? 156 00:11:31,864 --> 00:11:34,606 Maybe you don't realize who I am 157 00:11:34,646 --> 00:11:35,762 Can you see that? 158 00:11:35,983 --> 00:11:37,546 Mr. Cole is here 159 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:38,887 What's wrong with you man? 160 00:11:40,372 --> 00:11:42,410 .I don't know. I don't do anything 161 00:11:43,442 --> 00:11:43,864 .Yes 162 00:11:43,895 --> 00:11:45,778 .no no no 163 00:11:45,903 --> 00:11:48,457 Don't feed me poop and tell me it's chocolate cake 164 00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:51,996 "Your great-grandmother." "I'm not making up that story." 165 00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:53,528 .I think your brother is up to something 166 00:11:53,558 --> 00:11:54,059 .no 167 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:57,535 I just decided to let you guys be the first to fawn over my mom 168 00:11:57,809 --> 00:11:59,910 Come on, you are the king of flattery 169 00:12:00,247 --> 00:12:02,106 You named your daughter Gertrude 170 00:12:03,059 --> 00:12:05,457 Alpha, you named your son Bertrude. 171 00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:07,184 Good? 172 00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:09,270 Sorry, that's not a real name 173 00:12:09,403 --> 00:12:12,285 Sorry, Linda, we can't help but... be lucky to have a daughter 174 00:12:12,536 --> 00:12:13,817 Mom, I can hear you 175 00:12:15,356 --> 00:12:17,973 You know something we don't know, what is it? 176 00:12:18,044 --> 00:12:19,293 .no I do not know 177 00:12:19,317 --> 00:12:20,871 .Understood. I found it 178 00:12:20,934 --> 00:12:22,184 .Let's go 179 00:12:22,864 --> 00:12:24,809 - We just... - Come on 180 00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:26,614 .oh a pile of shit 181 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,895 No wonder your husband dumped you 182 00:12:32,563 --> 00:12:34,523 Merry Christmas to you, Senator 183 00:12:35,594 --> 00:12:37,617 - Merry Christmas, Mom! - Merry Christmas! 184 00:12:38,547 --> 00:12:39,680 .Merry Christmas 185 00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:42,703 Why the hell are you standing there in the back? 186 00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,516 - Merry Christmas, Grandma! - You little bitch! 187 00:12:47,102 --> 00:12:50,727 My sweet little Gertrude, how is my favorite granddaughter? 188 00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:52,398 Everyone calls me Trudy now 189 00:12:53,547 --> 00:12:54,383 Trudy)?) 190 00:12:55,711 --> 00:12:57,234 .This makes her look more slutty 191 00:12:57,493 --> 00:12:58,031 .Good 192 00:12:58,547 --> 00:13:00,266 She doesn't even know the meaning of the word 193 00:13:00,524 --> 00:13:03,148 .I'm starving. Let's eat 194 00:13:04,188 --> 00:13:07,148 I think Gertrude is a beautiful name 195 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:08,750 I only call her Gertrude 196 00:13:08,852 --> 00:13:10,188 Merry Christmas, Gertrude 197 00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:50,737 "The List: Money, Money, Money Camcorders" 198 00:14:14,594 --> 00:14:16,913 .Another goddamn Christmas 199 00:14:20,883 --> 00:14:22,382 .I made these myself 200 00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:23,663 No way 201 00:14:23,742 --> 00:14:26,210 It looks exactly like Santa Claus 202 00:14:26,945 --> 00:14:27,945 .exactly 203 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:31,624 Can he get a candy cane? Yes 204 00:14:32,086 --> 00:14:33,140 .Yes he can 205 00:14:35,492 --> 00:14:36,265 .that's perfect 206 00:14:36,844 --> 00:14:38,038 .no peeping 207 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:41,038 .This house has a lot of chimneys 208 00:14:42,164 --> 00:14:44,124 How can Santa come down? 209 00:14:44,406 --> 00:14:47,531 Santa knows. It's the magic of Christmas 210 00:14:51,203 --> 00:14:52,351 What's wrong, honey? 211 00:14:52,555 --> 00:14:55,632 Dad didn't take me to see Santa at the mall this year 212 00:14:56,648 --> 00:14:57,992 .yeah, he didn't 213 00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,488 .I'm so sorry 214 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,800 This year has been strange 215 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,761 I didn't tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas 216 00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,160 Come here, my dear 217 00:15:16,863 --> 00:15:17,863 Do you know something? 218 00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,855 You'll wear your pajamas 219 00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:26,166 I'll meet you in two minutes 220 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:47,577 .Yes 221 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:52,358 .Yes 222 00:15:55,283 --> 00:15:57,626 Since you seemed obedient 223 00:15:57,885 --> 00:15:59,361 Me and your mom this year 224 00:15:59,674 --> 00:16:03,220 We decided you can get...one gift 225 00:16:04,627 --> 00:16:06,157 - In advance - Really? 226 00:16:12,298 --> 00:16:13,196 What is this? 227 00:16:15,478 --> 00:16:18,282 .This is a very special walkie-talkie 228 00:16:19,643 --> 00:16:20,533 .it's magic 229 00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:21,611 Charm? 230 00:16:21,674 --> 00:16:23,658 Well, that's what you've got here 231 00:16:24,534 --> 00:16:26,846 It's the direct hotline to Santa Claus himself 232 00:16:27,026 --> 00:16:28,830 Can I talk to Santa? Yes 233 00:16:29,112 --> 00:16:31,541 Like writing a letter 234 00:16:32,338 --> 00:16:33,002 .but better 235 00:16:34,635 --> 00:16:36,486 Now the problem 236 00:16:37,002 --> 00:16:39,611 He may not have time to reply to you 237 00:16:39,947 --> 00:16:41,673 Because he has to distribute a lot of presents tonight 238 00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:44,916 But he will hear everything you say 239 00:16:51,776 --> 00:16:53,150 Hello, Santa 240 00:16:54,003 --> 00:16:55,588 I'm Trudy Lightstone 241 00:16:57,081 --> 00:16:59,002 .Hope you have a wonderful night 242 00:17:01,058 --> 00:17:02,612 It's very cold tonight 243 00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:04,862 So, don't forget your gloves 244 00:17:06,761 --> 00:17:09,268 So, I want to tell you something 245 00:17:09,948 --> 00:17:11,721 .you were very obedient this year 246 00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:15,151 So I made a list of everything I wanted 247 00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:17,659 ,but then 248 00:17:18,862 --> 00:17:22,167 I realized I don't need all of that 249 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:26,221 I only want one birthday present 250 00:17:28,523 --> 00:17:30,523 I want my mom and dad to make up 251 00:17:32,015 --> 00:17:33,702 .to be a family again 252 00:17:35,359 --> 00:17:36,226 ,Good 253 00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:38,437 Good night, Santa 254 00:17:40,484 --> 00:17:41,929 Good night, Mr. Bunny. 255 00:17:52,242 --> 00:17:53,202 .My God 256 00:17:54,898 --> 00:17:56,312 Which of you did this? 257 00:17:57,773 --> 00:18:00,679 You can't move two seconds without pooping on the roof like a dove? 258 00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:04,710 This is completely unprofessional! 259 00:18:08,515 --> 00:18:10,226 Rudolph would never do that to me 260 00:18:41,077 --> 00:18:42,147 .local 261 00:18:50,076 --> 00:18:51,146 Non-fat milk 262 00:19:01,889 --> 00:19:03,060 .Oh my God 263 00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:04,732 .oh these things 264 00:19:11,790 --> 00:19:12,493 "Brandy, 1938" 265 00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:13,720 .whiskey 266 00:19:14,683 --> 00:19:16,722 It's pre-war stock 267 00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:18,767 .it's not bad 268 00:19:33,051 --> 00:19:34,027 .taste good 269 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,566 what the hell? 270 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,786 .this is good 271 00:20:05,783 --> 00:20:06,876 I learn something 272 00:20:09,001 --> 00:20:10,478 Well, Christmas is good 273 00:20:11,462 --> 00:20:14,376 You Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday 274 00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:17,115 OK, what is it? 275 00:20:17,756 --> 00:20:18,756 Gift distribution day 276 00:20:51,803 --> 00:20:54,967 This is B. Lightstone broadcasting the dream live, you know 277 00:20:55,725 --> 00:20:57,178 ..they say that the richest men 278 00:20:58,850 --> 00:20:59,850 .say goodbye 279 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:01,459 ..Which 280 00:21:03,733 --> 00:21:05,998 Grandma, your wifi is terrible 281 00:21:06,444 --> 00:21:07,318 !the curse 282 00:21:08,170 --> 00:21:10,279 When he was little, I begged you to beat him 283 00:21:27,683 --> 00:21:28,323 .Welcome 284 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:29,495 .Merry Christmas 285 00:21:29,691 --> 00:21:31,674 Or should I say happy holidays now? 286 00:21:31,753 --> 00:21:32,362 Right? 287 00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:34,846 People should decide, right? Can I help you? 288 00:21:35,105 --> 00:21:36,245 Yes, of course, I hope so 289 00:21:36,308 --> 00:21:38,987 ..my car broke down a bit 290 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:40,003 over here? 291 00:21:40,362 --> 00:21:42,370 - This is a private road. - You must be kidding me 292 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:45,604 It's the first place I see for miles today. I must have frostbite 293 00:21:46,073 --> 00:21:47,167 Where am I anyway? 294 00:21:47,292 --> 00:21:49,323 JT Lightstone Family Compound 295 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,682 I will call the towing service for you 296 00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:01,532 Well, assholes 297 00:22:01,884 --> 00:22:04,282 It's time to ruin Christmas. Confirm everyone's locations 298 00:22:04,853 --> 00:22:06,212 jingle, on my site. 299 00:22:06,603 --> 00:22:07,657 Peppermint, on my site 300 00:22:07,822 --> 00:22:08,822 Sugarpalm, in my location 301 00:22:09,470 --> 00:22:11,970 Krampus, ready to destroy everything. 302 00:22:12,947 --> 00:22:14,056 Candy Cain, in my location. 303 00:22:14,337 --> 00:22:16,493 This is Frosty. This is Tensel 304 00:22:17,009 --> 00:22:18,306 This is gingerbread 305 00:22:18,626 --> 00:22:20,915 Are we going to use these aliases all night? 306 00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:22,454 .only in season 307 00:22:23,494 --> 00:22:25,821 Welcome to the worst Christmas of your life 308 00:22:27,751 --> 00:22:29,743 Trudy loves to go see Santa at the mall. 309 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,087 She was going with her father 310 00:22:32,447 --> 00:22:35,352 And you should have taken it as you do, every Christmas 311 00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:36,860 .but you were hidden 312 00:22:36,994 --> 00:22:39,032 My mom assigned me a special project. It was complicated 313 00:22:39,228 --> 00:22:41,821 But that doesn't change anything. Because it happens over and over again 314 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:44,188 - And your mother interferes in our lives. - You're right 315 00:22:49,072 --> 00:22:51,087 What if we could make Trudy's Christmas wish come true? 316 00:22:52,353 --> 00:22:54,853 Are you trying to win me back with a romantic weekend at your mom's? 317 00:22:54,978 --> 00:22:58,509 What if things really change this time? 318 00:23:00,786 --> 00:23:02,707 And we got rid of my mother's interference? 319 00:23:03,505 --> 00:23:07,090 Go away and be a family together? 320 00:23:10,592 --> 00:23:11,373 .Tonight 321 00:23:13,085 --> 00:23:14,162 What are you planning to do? 322 00:23:58,982 --> 00:23:59,763 .let's go 323 00:23:59,834 --> 00:24:01,193 Let's get you out of here 324 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:02,989 Mom, where are you going? 325 00:24:03,732 --> 00:24:05,333 - She goes to the panic room. - What? 326 00:24:05,482 --> 00:24:07,044 - Yeah, come on, Bertrude. - Without us? 327 00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:37,512 There is no room for all of us 328 00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:39,497 It can fit two people, at least, mom. Take me 329 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:40,262 !Mom 330 00:24:40,505 --> 00:24:41,653 Panic room? Yes 331 00:24:41,770 --> 00:24:43,317 Can Burt come? 332 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,876 Step aside, son 333 00:24:47,072 --> 00:24:48,072 .wait wait 334 00:24:49,298 --> 00:24:52,134 - You're supposed to protect us. - We protect basic assets 335 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:57,720 Who the hell are you? 336 00:24:57,962 --> 00:24:59,798 You may call me Mr. Scrooge 337 00:25:01,189 --> 00:25:03,024 .That's funny. finish him off 338 00:25:12,724 --> 00:25:14,435 That's humility, you bastard! 339 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:24,780 .Move aside 340 00:25:27,273 --> 00:25:29,249 Tinsel, Peppermint, check upstairs. 341 00:25:29,398 --> 00:25:31,358 I want all the Lightstons together 342 00:25:32,460 --> 00:25:33,952 Get rid of anyone else you find 343 00:25:44,561 --> 00:25:45,326 !the curse 344 00:25:45,475 --> 00:25:46,654 .damn, damn it 345 00:25:47,923 --> 00:25:49,969 Dear Trudy, we have to go 346 00:25:51,946 --> 00:25:54,782 - Come on. - Come on, let's try the servant drawer 347 00:26:02,253 --> 00:26:03,956 Come on, no 348 00:26:05,198 --> 00:26:06,198 .shh 349 00:26:08,308 --> 00:26:09,979 .mistletoe, gingerbread 350 00:26:33,610 --> 00:26:34,328 !You are 351 00:26:38,665 --> 00:26:39,422 .Welcome 352 00:26:40,110 --> 00:26:41,289 .that you caught me 353 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:43,610 I don't want any trouble, okay? 354 00:26:43,884 --> 00:26:45,282 .downstairs now 355 00:26:45,993 --> 00:26:48,016 ..Listen sir 356 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:51,813 I don't want to get involved, I'm just doing my job here 357 00:26:51,907 --> 00:26:53,347 .Good? That's it 358 00:26:53,735 --> 00:26:55,305 I'll get Casey back 359 00:26:56,063 --> 00:26:57,875 .and go through that chimney 360 00:27:00,313 --> 00:27:01,618 .stop talking, move 361 00:27:02,813 --> 00:27:03,969 .never do this 362 00:27:04,087 --> 00:27:05,087 What? this? 363 00:27:07,399 --> 00:27:08,282 .Now move 364 00:27:09,759 --> 00:27:11,555 Are you deaf? move now 365 00:27:23,069 --> 00:27:24,467 .no no no 366 00:27:24,787 --> 00:27:26,412 No, wait for me! 367 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:29,420 Wait! 368 00:27:30,217 --> 00:27:31,123 Don't go! 369 00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:32,748 Come back! 370 00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:12,892 .Die 371 00:29:34,498 --> 00:29:37,224 .The reindeer bastards left me here to die 372 00:29:46,195 --> 00:29:48,874 Violent night 373 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:52,062 Bloody night 374 00:29:52,336 --> 00:29:54,538 , it's all quiet 375 00:29:54,711 --> 00:29:58,233 If no one wants to... shoot him in the head 376 00:29:59,242 --> 00:30:00,062 .very smart 377 00:30:00,484 --> 00:30:03,421 Do you have any idea who you're messing with? 378 00:30:06,961 --> 00:30:09,444 I know exactly who I'm messing with 379 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:13,187 Did you really think... I spent months 380 00:30:13,367 --> 00:30:17,749 In plotting to break into the most secure private space in the country 381 00:30:17,773 --> 00:30:19,155 Without knowing who lives in it? 382 00:30:19,703 --> 00:30:20,703 .You are wrong 383 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:24,898 Because your employees are dead, your security guards are dead 384 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:28,866 Now sit down and shut up! 385 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:58,306 .the curse 386 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:04,072 Everything is under control. We'll get the job done in two minutes 387 00:31:04,486 --> 00:31:05,486 .this is interesting 388 00:31:05,877 --> 00:31:08,306 This looks a lot like a scene from my movie, "Dark Ransom." 389 00:31:08,510 --> 00:31:09,416 .My God 390 00:31:10,580 --> 00:31:11,814 If they weren't armed 391 00:31:12,143 --> 00:31:13,892 I would have killed three, maybe four 392 00:31:14,455 --> 00:31:15,455 .try to 393 00:31:16,533 --> 00:31:18,502 .Mom, this sucks 394 00:31:18,768 --> 00:31:20,213 Well, if you did well 395 00:31:20,268 --> 00:31:23,166 I would know my brother Roy was kidnapped in the '70s 396 00:31:24,057 --> 00:31:26,041 But my father did not call the police 397 00:31:26,932 --> 00:31:29,205 Dad sent his own rescue team 398 00:31:29,244 --> 00:31:31,728 Roy came home safe and sound a week later 399 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,267 The kidnappers have not been found 400 00:31:36,682 --> 00:31:37,682 .if you understand what I mean 401 00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:40,892 .Know 402 00:31:41,510 --> 00:31:43,986 I know all about your rescue team 403 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:47,431 Which you proudly call Team Kill Behind Closed Doors 404 00:31:47,533 --> 00:31:49,384 And I know they're coming 405 00:31:49,822 --> 00:31:51,353 And the time it takes to get here 406 00:31:51,432 --> 00:31:54,267 I even know their credit ratings and bar sizes 407 00:31:54,526 --> 00:31:55,478 If you understand what I mean 408 00:31:55,549 --> 00:31:57,931 Then you must also know that you are really dead 409 00:31:58,276 --> 00:31:59,713 We do not bargain with ransoms 410 00:31:59,971 --> 00:32:02,392 .again, I know 411 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,377 I know a lot, Gertrude 412 00:32:04,627 --> 00:32:05,791 .I really know 413 00:32:06,401 --> 00:32:09,689 Like the fact that you have 300...million US dollars 414 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:12,002 In your own safe, downstairs 415 00:32:12,205 --> 00:32:13,720 What the hell is this? That's right 416 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:17,595 Three hundred million dollars that the US government gave to Lightstone 417 00:32:17,682 --> 00:32:21,595 To distribute it secretly in the Middle East to the worst people 418 00:32:21,768 --> 00:32:25,619 To lubricate the machines and maintain the flow of sweet oil 419 00:32:25,713 --> 00:32:27,298 Three hundred million and all of a sudden 420 00:32:28,494 --> 00:32:30,314 .disappeared in the fog of war 421 00:32:30,385 --> 00:32:32,416 Except it didn't really go away, did it, Gertie? 422 00:32:33,104 --> 00:32:34,236 I stole it 423 00:32:34,635 --> 00:32:35,548 did you know 424 00:32:35,604 --> 00:32:36,955 .and this family 425 00:32:37,643 --> 00:32:39,861 ..this money-hungry family 426 00:32:40,401 --> 00:32:42,494 ..that clings so tightly to your wealth 427 00:32:42,563 --> 00:32:45,923 When your employees don't have enough coal to keep their poverty warm 428 00:32:46,135 --> 00:32:48,377 What's wrong with this Christmas bullshit? 429 00:32:49,690 --> 00:32:51,127 Say what you want 430 00:32:51,783 --> 00:32:53,111 You will never hack the safe 431 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:56,408 Because when you hit the emergency button 432 00:32:56,526 --> 00:32:58,228 Do you change the secret combination of the safe? 433 00:32:58,486 --> 00:32:59,900 I tell you again 434 00:33:00,213 --> 00:33:01,314 .I know 435 00:33:06,821 --> 00:33:09,219 Is this how we hack the safe today? 436 00:33:10,133 --> 00:33:13,453 We had memories of poking holes and blowing things up 437 00:33:14,250 --> 00:33:17,094 I don't know, maybe I'm getting old, but there was something romantic about it 438 00:33:17,438 --> 00:33:18,703 Chief, do you hear me? 439 00:33:19,454 --> 00:33:20,703 .I'm kinda busy here 440 00:33:21,196 --> 00:33:22,500 You have to come to see this 441 00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:34,071 He might have fallen 442 00:33:34,477 --> 00:33:37,485 You used to come down from the rooftops with ropes and now you're telling me he fell out the window? 443 00:33:39,243 --> 00:33:41,375 Guys, we have to be vigilant. Someone's out there 444 00:33:58,023 --> 00:33:59,023 You know what 445 00:34:00,224 --> 00:34:03,075 I think Mr. Bunny wants to sleep 446 00:34:03,411 --> 00:34:05,793 So, put him to bed, okay? 447 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,098 .Everything will be alright 448 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:24,087 ,Welcome 449 00:34:26,009 --> 00:34:27,126 do you hear me? 450 00:34:33,394 --> 00:34:34,214 .the curse 451 00:34:40,051 --> 00:34:41,417 Candy Cain is in position 3. 452 00:34:43,027 --> 00:34:44,894 .damn, damn it 453 00:34:45,191 --> 00:34:46,089 .Die 454 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:49,332 .video game 455 00:34:51,285 --> 00:34:52,121 .video game 456 00:34:52,371 --> 00:34:54,949 ..no one asks for a bat or a sword 457 00:34:55,363 --> 00:34:57,082 Or a Molotov cocktail? 458 00:35:23,243 --> 00:35:24,586 .I love you mom 459 00:35:25,632 --> 00:35:26,765 Poetry book 460 00:35:27,765 --> 00:35:29,312 Blu-ray Die Hard 461 00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:45,837 .Safety button you idiot 462 00:35:57,058 --> 00:35:58,393 .slow down, slow down 463 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:00,925 .Slown down 464 00:36:01,456 --> 00:36:02,542 .damn it man 465 00:36:03,183 --> 00:36:04,370 .I don't want to kill you 466 00:36:08,963 --> 00:36:11,353 A fat man with a graying beard 467 00:36:16,588 --> 00:36:18,369 I will rip your testicles 468 00:36:31,782 --> 00:36:32,688 .Die 469 00:38:17,331 --> 00:38:18,487 .disgusting 470 00:38:26,457 --> 00:38:27,534 This is Candy Cain 471 00:38:27,855 --> 00:38:29,511 The surroundings are safe 472 00:38:31,433 --> 00:38:33,113 known. Where is the death squad? 473 00:38:34,636 --> 00:38:37,464 They won't get here until 2 in the morning. everything is fine 474 00:38:37,754 --> 00:38:39,488 We have disabled the outer shield 475 00:38:39,863 --> 00:38:41,581 Is there an emergency number here? 476 00:38:44,863 --> 00:38:46,027 Do we do it like this? 477 00:38:46,394 --> 00:38:47,050 Welcome? 478 00:38:47,722 --> 00:38:49,089 Hello, can anyone hear me? 479 00:38:49,582 --> 00:38:51,058 Can you hear me, Santa? 480 00:38:54,129 --> 00:38:54,831 Welcome? 481 00:38:55,504 --> 00:38:56,339 Santa?) 482 00:39:00,144 --> 00:39:01,409 Yes, this is Santa 483 00:39:04,722 --> 00:39:06,277 .I hope I'm not bothering you 484 00:39:08,511 --> 00:39:10,800 Dad said you are very busy tonight 485 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:16,325 .I have a break now 486 00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:18,715 Who is on the line? 487 00:39:21,521 --> 00:39:23,278 My name is Trudy Lightstone 488 00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:25,856 I was good this year 489 00:39:33,474 --> 00:39:34,504 "The Nice List" 490 00:39:34,582 --> 00:39:36,466 She listens to her parents, tidies up her room, is nice to everyone 491 00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:38,396 "Good with animals," she invited a kid to the party 492 00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:42,958 Yes, Trudy 493 00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:45,739 .you are on the nice list 494 00:39:46,646 --> 00:39:48,333 You were very good this year 495 00:39:50,466 --> 00:39:51,809 Where are you, Trudy? 496 00:39:54,177 --> 00:39:56,177 I'm in the big room with all my family 497 00:39:56,699 --> 00:39:59,403 There are two armed villains watching us 498 00:40:02,146 --> 00:40:03,020 "list of naughty people" 499 00:40:03,450 --> 00:40:04,567 6 left 500 00:40:04,794 --> 00:40:06,215 Will you help us, Santa? 501 00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:10,090 Yes, of course I will help you 502 00:40:10,646 --> 00:40:12,028 .I will get you out of there 503 00:40:12,825 --> 00:40:15,590 All these bad guys are on the naughty list 504 00:40:16,739 --> 00:40:18,622 I'll take a piece of coal 505 00:40:19,388 --> 00:40:22,965 And shove it right in.. every one of them in 506 00:40:23,073 --> 00:40:24,026 .their asses 507 00:40:27,581 --> 00:40:31,323 Look, come on, honey, I want to keep you on my nice list 508 00:40:33,261 --> 00:40:35,315 Sorry, can I say anus? 509 00:40:36,276 --> 00:40:37,417 .she is in between 510 00:40:38,003 --> 00:40:39,315 What about anus? 511 00:40:40,011 --> 00:40:41,120 Technically, yes 512 00:40:42,237 --> 00:40:43,518 ..anus is a term 513 00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:45,620 Well, listen, Trudy 514 00:40:46,042 --> 00:40:48,057 I want to call for help, but the phone is broken 515 00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:50,315 You probably know this house better than me 516 00:40:51,123 --> 00:40:52,513 What do you suggest for me? 517 00:40:52,943 --> 00:40:53,888 .I have an idea 518 00:40:56,912 --> 00:41:00,318 Well, are you telling me there's Santa Claus walking around here? 519 00:41:05,135 --> 00:41:07,580 He looks so cheerful, who the hell is that? 520 00:41:08,072 --> 00:41:09,978 There is no Santa on the staff, obviously 521 00:41:10,041 --> 00:41:11,041 .there is more 522 00:41:11,658 --> 00:41:13,603 Frosty isn't answering. I can't reach him 523 00:41:13,744 --> 00:41:14,689 .keep on trying 524 00:41:18,174 --> 00:41:19,400 Well, it's official 525 00:41:19,846 --> 00:41:22,103 You have to chase this loose man. He is dangerous. Be careful 526 00:41:36,587 --> 00:41:37,462 .Die 527 00:41:46,692 --> 00:41:47,402 .Die 528 00:41:47,457 --> 00:41:48,301 Frosty)?) 529 00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:50,239 What's the situation? 530 00:41:53,856 --> 00:41:55,637 Frosty, I can't hear you. 531 00:41:58,934 --> 00:41:59,934 Frosty)?) 532 00:42:01,403 --> 00:42:02,340 ..Is that 533 00:42:02,762 --> 00:42:05,715 The naughty boy in the basement? Your friend is dead 534 00:42:05,980 --> 00:42:09,746 He got a star in his face, and his head was burned 535 00:42:10,129 --> 00:42:11,129 .it's a long story 536 00:42:14,176 --> 00:42:16,004 Is this Santa? 537 00:42:16,317 --> 00:42:18,801 Is this Santa Claus? 538 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,200 .Yes 539 00:42:21,942 --> 00:42:23,199 Who am I talking to? 540 00:42:23,778 --> 00:42:25,910 Well, tonight I'm Mr. Scrooge now 541 00:42:26,418 --> 00:42:29,176 What exactly do you want, Santa? 542 00:42:29,582 --> 00:42:31,558 I want you to put your weapons down 543 00:42:32,723 --> 00:42:34,605 And I want you to set the family free 544 00:42:35,435 --> 00:42:38,833 And then I want to find my reindeer and continue giving gifts 545 00:42:42,003 --> 00:42:43,127 are you messing with me 546 00:42:43,901 --> 00:42:45,182 Who are you really? 547 00:42:45,331 --> 00:42:48,331 Are you a security guard who watches a lot of action movies? 548 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:50,721 Or a failed ex-cop.. stuck in a mall 549 00:42:50,752 --> 00:42:54,143 Disguised as fat babies pissing on your lap, cut me off if I'm not right? 550 00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:56,112 It's very complicated 551 00:42:56,597 --> 00:42:57,799 Not for me, no 552 00:42:58,167 --> 00:43:00,026 Because this will be my personal mission 553 00:43:00,073 --> 00:43:02,088 My vacation goals 554 00:43:02,401 --> 00:43:04,495 .to find you and get rid of you 555 00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:07,565 And to wipe your ass on this whole fucking holiday 556 00:43:08,128 --> 00:43:10,502 This is what I want for Christmas, Santa 557 00:43:10,745 --> 00:43:14,409 And that's a terrible thing you want for Christmas 558 00:43:15,495 --> 00:43:17,620 Maybe you and I are talking about this personally 559 00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:21,612 Santa Claus is coming to town. 560 00:43:33,754 --> 00:43:34,574 .Die 561 00:43:44,647 --> 00:43:47,888 Well, who did you hire to be Santa for your Christmas party? 562 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:52,506 I said, who plays Santa at your goddamn Christmas party? 563 00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:54,717 Hired Santa? 564 00:43:54,959 --> 00:43:57,295 I never hire Santa, it's tacky 565 00:43:57,897 --> 00:43:59,092 So, who is he? 566 00:44:03,683 --> 00:44:04,526 who is he? 567 00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:08,354 One of you better speak up, or I'm going to smash your heads off with this 568 00:44:09,746 --> 00:44:10,948 Damn it, Gertrude 569 00:44:11,402 --> 00:44:13,581 Do you really have a thing for nutcrackers? 570 00:44:14,675 --> 00:44:15,581 ,if 571 00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:19,034 I will torture everyone in your family 572 00:44:19,542 --> 00:44:23,354 Until you tell me who's walking around your castle playing Santa 573 00:44:23,503 --> 00:44:26,112 And messing with me, who should I choose first? 574 00:44:27,283 --> 00:44:28,561 Shall I start by age? 575 00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:31,577 Or do I start according to the level of intelligence? 576 00:44:32,257 --> 00:44:33,467 Starting with Jason! 577 00:44:33,851 --> 00:44:35,296 - It's my mom's favourite. - Yes 578 00:44:35,413 --> 00:44:36,507 .the one who wears the jacket 579 00:44:36,679 --> 00:44:39,124 Well, Jason Lightstone, this is it 580 00:44:39,311 --> 00:44:41,686 - The first son in the family. - No, no 581 00:44:41,898 --> 00:44:43,210 .it will be useless 582 00:44:45,148 --> 00:44:46,335 This is useless 583 00:44:52,048 --> 00:44:57,335 Translated by Dr. Ali Talal. 584 00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:04,183 I assure you, nobody hired Santa 585 00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:06,722 Well, you're right. Let's stop 586 00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:08,793 .what are we doing here? Come on 587 00:45:09,194 --> 00:45:11,646 We are amateurs, we are not good at this 588 00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:15,391 Come on, this is called a finger crusher 589 00:45:16,993 --> 00:45:19,953 Candy Cain, cut off one of his testicles. 590 00:45:20,243 --> 00:45:22,516 - I won't touch his balls - Are you suddenly a princess? 591 00:45:22,540 --> 00:45:24,508 I've seen you extract brains before 592 00:45:24,696 --> 00:45:28,000 I can extract his brain now, but I won't touch his testicles 593 00:45:28,149 --> 00:45:31,219 No matter who does it, I want to, like, look at a smashed testicle 594 00:45:31,337 --> 00:45:32,711 .within 3 seconds 595 00:45:33,079 --> 00:45:33,953 .i will do it 596 00:45:35,138 --> 00:45:36,880 Krampus, perfect. - No, guys, no 597 00:45:36,963 --> 00:45:40,044 I love sociopaths, always ready to try new things 598 00:45:40,395 --> 00:45:41,763 This won't work 599 00:45:50,508 --> 00:45:51,805 Put your testicles there 600 00:45:51,868 --> 00:45:52,868 .Tasty 601 00:45:53,930 --> 00:45:55,391 Stop hurting my dad! 602 00:45:56,180 --> 00:45:57,742 .otherwise Santa will be angry 603 00:46:00,180 --> 00:46:01,321 Your kindness 604 00:46:02,016 --> 00:46:04,969 So, what do you know about Santa? She doesn't know anything about Santa 605 00:46:05,938 --> 00:46:07,180 .he wasn't asking you 606 00:46:08,188 --> 00:46:10,117 .she is playing pretend 607 00:46:10,492 --> 00:46:12,423 Pretending to be talking to Santa 608 00:46:13,126 --> 00:46:14,813 .It's not pretending. my friend 609 00:46:14,852 --> 00:46:16,914 - He said he would save us. - No 610 00:46:17,118 --> 00:46:19,391 -And he will beat you up. -What does it look like? 611 00:46:20,095 --> 00:46:22,992 I bet he'll come out if you tell him to come out 612 00:46:23,766 --> 00:46:25,719 How about you come with me so we can play with him? 613 00:46:25,751 --> 00:46:27,516 Trudy, come on, tell him the truth. 614 00:46:27,603 --> 00:46:29,157 You don't talk to Santa. Yeah, I talk to him 615 00:46:29,251 --> 00:46:30,641 No, you are not. Come on 616 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:32,907 - I said I am. - Tell him Santa isn't real 617 00:47:11,923 --> 00:47:12,969 .sorry honey 618 00:47:14,673 --> 00:47:17,594 Santa's just something adults say to kids to please them, okay? 619 00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,244 Your mom and I give you the gift and tell you it's from Santa 620 00:47:26,205 --> 00:47:28,337 He will not come to save us, because he does not exist 621 00:47:29,984 --> 00:47:31,069 So, we made this up 622 00:47:33,563 --> 00:47:34,398 truly? 623 00:47:35,727 --> 00:47:37,820 What a way to know there's no Santa 624 00:47:38,282 --> 00:47:40,969 What if we came back at Easter to ring the bells? 625 00:47:42,727 --> 00:47:44,141 (Trudy! Back off! 626 00:47:44,477 --> 00:47:46,227 You should go back to your position, you idiots 627 00:47:48,047 --> 00:47:49,508 .I'll go find that fool 628 00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:33,176 I 629 00:49:34,349 --> 00:49:35,512 Are you okay, Santa? 630 00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:40,809 .Welcome 631 00:49:40,950 --> 00:49:41,950 are you OK? 632 00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:43,926 .I'm good 633 00:49:44,997 --> 00:49:46,543 I was wrapping some gifts 634 00:49:47,591 --> 00:49:49,122 I hid in the attic 635 00:49:49,481 --> 00:49:51,309 Well, if you're safe 636 00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:55,598 Just stay calm over there, okay? 637 00:49:55,762 --> 00:49:56,433 .Good 638 00:49:56,598 --> 00:49:58,058 I can set traps 639 00:49:59,003 --> 00:50:00,096 Like, "Home Alone." 640 00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:02,518 ..I don't know what that means, but 641 00:50:02,823 --> 00:50:04,651 Yes, do it quietly 642 00:50:06,987 --> 00:50:08,440 Are you really? 643 00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:17,745 But dad says there's no Santa 644 00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:24,354 He says parents say this, to the little ones, to make them feel good 645 00:50:25,267 --> 00:50:27,065 They are the ones who give gifts 646 00:50:27,612 --> 00:50:29,111 Saying it's from Santa 647 00:50:29,729 --> 00:50:30,463 .Yes 648 00:50:31,940 --> 00:50:33,736 Many parents say that 649 00:50:34,221 --> 00:50:37,455 But I still bring gifts to the children who need me 650 00:50:39,377 --> 00:50:41,119 .children who truly believe 651 00:50:43,026 --> 00:50:45,025 How do you know who really needs you? 652 00:50:46,197 --> 00:50:47,814 Christmas magic 653 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,759 .not really sure how it works 654 00:50:57,782 --> 00:50:58,782 ..but 655 00:51:02,203 --> 00:51:03,476 ..I remember 656 00:51:05,578 --> 00:51:10,046 When Trudy Lightstone wrote to me when she was 6 years old 657 00:51:10,781 --> 00:51:13,132 She told me she feels lonely sometimes 658 00:51:13,539 --> 00:51:15,687 She would like to have a close friend 659 00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:18,937 So, I got her a lovely little stuffed bunny 660 00:51:19,031 --> 00:51:19,929 Mr. Bunny! 661 00:51:20,367 --> 00:51:22,273 And I remember the following year 662 00:51:22,483 --> 00:51:24,945 You said you had this wonderful dream...and then 663 00:51:25,765 --> 00:51:28,304 And since then, all I've wanted to do is... 664 00:51:28,601 --> 00:51:29,562 !Aviation 665 00:51:29,820 --> 00:51:31,367 Flying, yeah 666 00:51:33,483 --> 00:51:34,483 Listen 667 00:51:35,647 --> 00:51:37,443 Santa has magical powers. 668 00:51:38,460 --> 00:51:41,061 that can make the little girl fly 669 00:51:44,217 --> 00:51:45,826 He gives you a kite 670 00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:49,732 that can reach the clouds 671 00:51:52,163 --> 00:51:53,631 He could hardly do better 672 00:51:53,967 --> 00:51:55,068 .I knew that 673 00:51:55,812 --> 00:51:57,812 I knew you were there, Santa 674 00:52:00,796 --> 00:52:02,733 But don't be so hard on your parents, okay? 675 00:52:05,593 --> 00:52:07,937 Adults find it hard to believe things 676 00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:13,358 Can you use your Christmas magic to make them love each other again? 677 00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:15,491 I wish I had that kind of strength 678 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,444 Mrs. Claus and I have been together since. 679 00:52:20,632 --> 00:52:21,897 .about 1100 years old 680 00:52:23,789 --> 00:52:25,647 Adult relationships are complex 681 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:28,530 .it requires work 682 00:52:29,867 --> 00:52:31,046 .A lot of work 683 00:52:33,789 --> 00:52:35,108 Do you still love her? 684 00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:37,374 Yes, love her 685 00:52:39,148 --> 00:52:41,858 But sometimes even if you want to make someone happy 686 00:52:43,763 --> 00:52:45,278 Your magic just goes 687 00:52:48,357 --> 00:52:49,130 .hey 688 00:52:50,372 --> 00:52:51,684 .I have an idea 689 00:52:52,646 --> 00:52:53,856 .This will be fun 690 00:52:54,404 --> 00:52:57,677 Why don't you open your presents, guys? 691 00:52:58,990 --> 00:53:02,528 I want to see what you brought to each other, you rich fools 692 00:53:03,224 --> 00:53:07,106 Some of you may not survive until tomorrow morning 693 00:53:08,396 --> 00:53:10,708 So, this might be your only chance 694 00:53:12,099 --> 00:53:13,099 !Come on 695 00:53:13,240 --> 00:53:15,302 Where are the Christmas spirits? 696 00:53:20,643 --> 00:53:21,783 Gertrude 697 00:53:23,163 --> 00:53:24,506 I brought you a very special gift 698 00:53:24,890 --> 00:53:27,866 Did you hear that, Gertrude? He brought you a wonderful gift 699 00:53:28,545 --> 00:53:29,709 What could it be? 700 00:53:30,679 --> 00:53:32,663 .Look, it's amazing 701 00:53:33,171 --> 00:53:34,014 .Mom 702 00:53:35,593 --> 00:53:36,647 Can I call you mom? 703 00:53:38,210 --> 00:53:39,631 Mrs. Lightstone 704 00:53:41,835 --> 00:53:44,647 ...well, at work, they call that 705 00:53:45,718 --> 00:53:46,858 Presentation Slides 706 00:53:48,155 --> 00:53:49,514 Presentation slides 707 00:53:49,671 --> 00:53:51,084 It's called "explosive force." 708 00:53:51,241 --> 00:53:52,241 .of my heroism 709 00:53:52,726 --> 00:53:54,022 And if you look back 710 00:53:54,194 --> 00:53:57,288 There are financial figures 711 00:53:58,083 --> 00:54:00,770 .that I'm kind of important in Asia 712 00:54:02,661 --> 00:54:04,122 .Parts of Asia 713 00:54:04,310 --> 00:54:06,184 Once we got to parts of Asia 714 00:54:06,638 --> 00:54:08,309 We couldn't even go to the restaurant 715 00:54:09,036 --> 00:54:11,098 So what are the best gifts? 716 00:54:11,794 --> 00:54:14,707 The gift of golden opportunity? 717 00:54:19,544 --> 00:54:21,544 .Grandma doesn't like her gift 718 00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,200 .I brought a very special gift 719 00:54:30,966 --> 00:54:33,122 .Sentimental photo of my first day of birth 720 00:54:33,997 --> 00:54:35,184 I remember 721 00:54:35,724 --> 00:54:36,817 .I was there 722 00:54:37,310 --> 00:54:38,614 .she doesn't care 723 00:54:40,997 --> 00:54:42,653 Failed again! 724 00:54:43,857 --> 00:54:44,857 .This is very interesting 725 00:54:44,966 --> 00:54:47,512 What do you think of another gift? .I brought many wonderful gifts 726 00:54:47,615 --> 00:54:49,028 Sit down, Alpha 727 00:54:49,224 --> 00:54:50,677 You really gave me a gift 728 00:54:50,825 --> 00:54:52,122 It's Jason's turn 729 00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:55,098 ..that I 730 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,966 .I think I left it in the car 731 00:54:57,193 --> 00:54:58,942 .I saw you put the present there 732 00:54:59,849 --> 00:55:01,395 - No, not. - Yes, I saw you 733 00:55:01,482 --> 00:55:02,958 ..I could swear 734 00:55:04,825 --> 00:55:05,911 ..that you 735 00:55:06,029 --> 00:55:07,552 This gift, right? 736 00:55:08,591 --> 00:55:10,216 .yeah, i can help you mate. Come on 737 00:55:15,265 --> 00:55:16,624 It's my favorite whiskey 738 00:55:18,062 --> 00:55:19,397 .You can bypass the card 739 00:55:43,417 --> 00:55:44,315 (Thank you, Jason 740 00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:51,924 What is written in the card? 741 00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:54,745 I think it will stay between me and Jason 742 00:55:55,605 --> 00:55:56,995 Nobody really needs to know 743 00:55:57,737 --> 00:55:58,737 Right, Jason? 744 00:56:01,573 --> 00:56:02,354 .Right 745 00:56:04,417 --> 00:56:06,151 Do you have a mother and father? 746 00:56:08,503 --> 00:56:11,127 Yes, of course, I had a mother and a father 747 00:56:12,065 --> 00:56:13,635 I wasn't born Santa Claus 748 00:56:14,683 --> 00:56:16,245 I had a life before 749 00:56:17,948 --> 00:56:19,831 .a very long time ago 750 00:56:24,784 --> 00:56:26,104 ..they used to call me 751 00:56:33,245 --> 00:56:34,565 Nikmond 752 00:56:36,245 --> 00:56:38,104 Have you had a job before? 753 00:56:39,034 --> 00:56:40,252 .yeah, you can say that 754 00:56:41,862 --> 00:56:43,065 I was a warrior 755 00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,440 A looter and a thief 756 00:56:46,769 --> 00:56:48,338 If someone gets in my way 757 00:56:49,792 --> 00:56:52,299 Skullcrush What is a skullcrush? 758 00:56:53,519 --> 00:56:55,245 It is a skull crusher 759 00:56:56,563 --> 00:56:57,539 .my hammer 760 00:56:59,258 --> 00:57:00,680 .my favorite hammer 761 00:57:01,516 --> 00:57:03,133 .I treated her like a surgeon 762 00:57:03,867 --> 00:57:05,750 I can even handle... with three heads lined up 763 00:57:07,633 --> 00:57:08,516 but why? 764 00:57:10,477 --> 00:57:11,172 What? 765 00:57:11,618 --> 00:57:13,437 Why were you doing these things? 766 00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:17,328 .because I was mean 767 00:57:19,563 --> 00:57:20,711 I was always greedy 768 00:57:23,290 --> 00:57:25,290 ..I want gold and jewels 769 00:57:26,750 --> 00:57:29,844 If there was a naughty list, I'd be their big boss 770 00:57:32,043 --> 00:57:33,300 ..well, maybe 771 00:57:35,059 --> 00:57:35,738 What? 772 00:57:35,972 --> 00:57:38,230 Bad things that I used to do 773 00:57:39,621 --> 00:57:42,285 Maybe you can use it to do good things instead 774 00:57:43,285 --> 00:57:44,285 .to help others 775 00:57:46,004 --> 00:57:47,004 what do you mean? 776 00:57:47,598 --> 00:57:48,628 Mr. Bunny 777 00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:50,972 .It wasn't just a game 778 00:57:51,965 --> 00:57:54,261 That night you gave me what I wanted 779 00:57:55,457 --> 00:57:56,550 .to have a best friend 780 00:57:57,965 --> 00:58:00,339 Because you are kind and gentle 781 00:58:01,027 --> 00:58:03,238 And that you mean more than just giving gifts 782 00:58:04,387 --> 00:58:06,214 That's why I believe in you, Santa 783 00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:08,394 That's why I believe 784 00:58:14,803 --> 00:58:15,709 .Thanks 785 00:58:17,983 --> 00:58:19,404 Stay hidden, Trudy 786 00:58:19,678 --> 00:58:21,193 Until I come to you 787 00:58:22,264 --> 00:58:23,529 .stay safe 788 00:58:25,272 --> 00:58:27,459 Well, we've had satellite confirmations 789 00:58:27,787 --> 00:58:29,506 Rescue team are coming here 790 00:58:29,795 --> 00:58:31,482 Their estimated time of arrival is 30 minutes 791 00:58:32,147 --> 00:58:34,678 We are on schedule. Everything is fine 792 00:58:35,563 --> 00:58:38,281 Well, get ready, guys 793 00:58:38,695 --> 00:58:39,906 You all know the plan 794 00:58:40,024 --> 00:58:42,937 I like to operate .as if I'm fucking 795 00:58:43,336 --> 00:58:45,828 Powerfully, quickly, and with less mess and cleanup 796 00:58:46,297 --> 00:58:48,492 Now, if an idiot gets in your way 797 00:58:48,868 --> 00:58:50,047 what are you doing? 798 00:58:50,602 --> 00:58:52,195 We crush him! 799 00:58:52,688 --> 00:58:53,758 .Totally Correct 800 00:58:54,665 --> 00:58:55,922 It's time to attack 801 00:58:58,727 --> 00:59:00,695 Come on, you bastards! Come on 802 00:59:07,164 --> 00:59:08,476 Crazy family 803 00:59:30,128 --> 00:59:31,573 .Merry Christmas 804 00:59:32,159 --> 00:59:33,237 .Happy holiday 805 00:59:33,730 --> 00:59:34,518 .you idiot 806 00:59:37,034 --> 00:59:39,034 - I see him in the east wing. - We're coming 807 00:59:53,576 --> 00:59:54,576 .Move aside 808 01:00:09,118 --> 01:00:11,477 How's that fat old bastard 809 01:00:11,634 --> 01:00:12,993 To conquer us all? 810 01:00:13,861 --> 01:00:14,938 .I don't know 811 01:00:15,189 --> 01:00:16,360 .he's not even armed 812 01:00:17,126 --> 01:00:19,431 He just has a bag. What's in it? 813 01:00:21,955 --> 01:00:23,063 .I can't see anything 814 01:00:28,477 --> 01:00:29,492 .Give it to me 815 01:00:40,539 --> 01:00:41,858 ..what an imbecile 816 01:00:42,632 --> 01:00:44,405 Does he carry a game of chess with him? 817 01:00:48,628 --> 01:00:49,628 what the hell? 818 01:00:49,996 --> 01:00:51,776 There is no logic to all this nonsense at all 819 01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:01,933 Would you tell us what the trick of this bag? 820 01:01:02,371 --> 01:01:03,371 .it's magic 821 01:01:04,059 --> 01:01:06,371 When you put your hands in it, the gift comes out 822 01:01:08,363 --> 01:01:10,386 .I don't really understand how it works either 823 01:01:12,207 --> 01:01:12,902 ,So 824 01:01:13,801 --> 01:01:15,206 You must be Mr. Scrooge? 825 01:01:15,683 --> 01:01:16,800 .This is correct 826 01:01:17,488 --> 01:01:18,495 Who are you? 827 01:01:27,922 --> 01:01:29,477 and 828 01:01:31,185 --> 01:01:32,911 Delightful Old Saint Nick 829 01:01:33,466 --> 01:01:35,474 People call me by many names 830 01:01:38,330 --> 01:01:40,322 ..very funny or should I say 831 01:01:42,502 --> 01:01:43,829 If you're really Santa 832 01:01:44,517 --> 01:01:45,517 Where's your reindeer? 833 01:01:45,853 --> 01:01:47,376 It's on the roof 834 01:01:47,525 --> 01:01:50,306 Before he shot...the man you killed 835 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:53,720 that you don't believe me? 836 01:01:54,088 --> 01:01:55,088 .go check it out for yourself 837 01:01:55,392 --> 01:01:57,822 Prancer left a delicious turd there 838 01:01:57,994 --> 01:01:59,618 This damn guy 839 01:01:59,955 --> 01:02:00,728 ..Do not you think 840 01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:03,993 I know you're dumb, but don't be dumb out loud 841 01:02:04,174 --> 01:02:06,189 Come on, he's just a guy disguised as Santa Claus 842 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,277 A bag full of tricks 843 01:02:10,465 --> 01:02:12,808 That sack was full of little dreams 844 01:02:13,059 --> 01:02:16,090 Come on, everyone knows Christmas presents are bullshit 845 01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:20,941 My dad used to make a lot of these every Christmas 846 01:02:21,465 --> 01:02:24,098 Every Christmas with all the gifts 847 01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:26,269 ..and candy and decorations and 848 01:02:26,582 --> 01:02:29,074 Christmas carols and all that nonsense 849 01:02:30,942 --> 01:02:32,246 ..and then while I was 850 01:02:33,043 --> 01:02:35,628 I don't know, at 10 or 11 years old 851 01:02:36,443 --> 01:02:38,169 He was laid off, and that Christmas 852 01:02:38,646 --> 01:02:41,411 Can't afford to buy a tree, nor Christmas dinner, nor gifts 853 01:02:41,513 --> 01:02:43,450 .nothing not even a rod 854 01:02:44,693 --> 01:02:45,693 But our neighbors 855 01:02:46,068 --> 01:02:47,482 They had it all 856 01:02:48,193 --> 01:02:51,450 You could sense their elation through their window mocking me 857 01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:54,560 ..so, Christmas Eve arrived and 858 01:02:56,603 --> 01:02:58,165 I waited for everyone to go to bed 859 01:02:59,123 --> 01:03:01,498 So, I snuck in there and took it all 860 01:03:03,843 --> 01:03:08,069 Except that Grandpa got up to pee. We were both totally freaked out 861 01:03:08,406 --> 01:03:09,132 ..And the 862 01:03:10,593 --> 01:03:13,171 He fell from the stairs, broke his neck, and died 863 01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:14,671 .in the hospital 864 01:03:15,999 --> 01:03:19,772 Everyone blamed it on me, even though... I tried so hard to tell them 865 01:03:22,683 --> 01:03:23,917 Maybe I was the culprit 866 01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:27,760 .Maybe that old bastard pushed him 867 01:03:28,603 --> 01:03:31,688 So, you see, Christmas ruined my life 868 01:03:32,228 --> 01:03:32,899 Good? 869 01:03:32,962 --> 01:03:34,712 But, you know, this set me on the road 870 01:03:34,900 --> 01:03:36,845 And made me the great man I am today 871 01:03:36,892 --> 01:03:38,149 (Sorry, Jimmy 872 01:03:40,043 --> 01:03:40,914 Really sorry 873 01:03:41,899 --> 01:03:45,961 But I distribute gifts and spread the joy of Christmas and do not interfere in people's lives 874 01:03:46,126 --> 01:03:49,407 .truly? Maybe you should try 875 01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:57,069 How does he know your name? 876 01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:00,834 what's your excuse 877 01:04:02,866 --> 01:04:05,241 Didn't I get you the bike you wanted in 1982? 878 01:04:05,963 --> 01:04:08,166 When you wrote to me 50 times about it 879 01:04:09,807 --> 01:04:11,048 What about you, Kira? 880 01:04:11,236 --> 01:04:13,580 You made your brother eat worms 881 01:04:13,923 --> 01:04:15,204 .that screamed brat 882 01:04:15,470 --> 01:04:17,016 How does he know about my bike? 883 01:04:17,392 --> 01:04:20,352 It's just a stroke of luck. Do you like big boobs? 884 01:04:20,603 --> 01:04:22,603 Come on, every kid wants a bike 885 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,188 You will tell me who you work for 886 01:04:25,423 --> 01:04:28,157 You have 5 seconds to tell me who you really are 887 01:04:28,501 --> 01:04:31,313 ...five, four, three, two 888 01:04:31,376 --> 01:04:33,219 I am Santa Claus 889 01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:34,719 .not anymore 890 01:05:00,428 --> 01:05:01,576 it's snowing? 891 01:05:01,990 --> 01:05:04,740 Does he do this magic Santa? 892 01:05:11,762 --> 01:05:13,363 .for the snow to fall 893 01:05:25,584 --> 01:05:26,904 .it's not snow 894 01:05:27,381 --> 01:05:30,451 It's styrofoam. I told you guys, it's a myth 895 01:05:44,882 --> 01:05:45,882 where did he go 896 01:05:47,514 --> 01:05:48,405 He flew through the chimney 897 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:49,694 .I have seen him 898 01:05:49,866 --> 01:05:52,834 He must have had a cable, or a pulley, that pulled him up 899 01:05:53,603 --> 01:05:55,017 He can't climb out of it. It's impossible 900 01:05:55,095 --> 01:05:57,376 When you see something strange, you think of fairy tales 901 01:05:57,486 --> 01:05:59,376 We hear bells. A sled is approaching 902 01:05:59,892 --> 01:06:00,892 .My God 903 01:06:01,501 --> 01:06:02,446 .It's his reindeer 904 01:06:05,822 --> 01:06:08,657 This is the Rescue Squad. Brace yourself 905 01:06:23,777 --> 01:06:26,893 This is the sound of my death squads 906 01:06:29,441 --> 01:06:31,768 How doomed now! 907 01:06:31,847 --> 01:06:34,182 What are you going to do, you dwarf bastard? 908 01:06:36,250 --> 01:06:37,516 Revenge hashtag 909 01:06:43,195 --> 01:06:45,124 "Make room." "Kill him, my dear." 910 01:06:49,015 --> 01:06:50,327 Morgan will save us 911 01:06:52,429 --> 01:06:55,210 We have just been abandoned, my dear 912 01:07:03,045 --> 01:07:04,107 .do not shoot 913 01:07:04,905 --> 01:07:05,982 .rolling 914 01:07:07,991 --> 01:07:09,240 .slow down, slow down 915 01:07:09,670 --> 01:07:10,592 .Slown down 916 01:07:10,944 --> 01:07:12,014 .say something about yourself 917 01:07:12,991 --> 01:07:15,787 I'm one of the hostages, Morgan Steele 918 01:07:16,803 --> 01:07:17,584 .actor 919 01:07:18,514 --> 01:07:20,193 I've been playing soldiers in my career 920 01:07:20,710 --> 01:07:21,568 I can say 921 01:07:21,897 --> 01:07:23,662 Thank you for your services. Sincerity always 922 01:07:25,006 --> 01:07:26,561 What's the situation inside? 923 01:07:27,506 --> 01:07:29,053 A group of ex-military 924 01:07:29,374 --> 01:07:31,178 I gotta warn you, they know you're coming 925 01:07:31,483 --> 01:07:32,607 .they are ready for you 926 01:07:32,889 --> 01:07:34,029 They better be 927 01:07:34,506 --> 01:07:35,865 Our schedule is tight 928 01:07:37,412 --> 01:07:38,068 .Die 929 01:07:44,202 --> 01:07:45,389 Come on, let's move 930 01:07:51,202 --> 01:07:52,037 .Come on 931 01:07:53,475 --> 01:07:54,732 You must be kidding me 932 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:57,537 Thorpe, you're 10 minutes late. What's so late? 933 01:07:57,717 --> 01:08:00,006 It seems to me that your window has been pierced 934 01:08:00,444 --> 01:08:02,686 Did you let your hostages out for some exercise? 935 01:08:02,725 --> 01:08:06,975 No, no, we have a wild gopher running around causing trouble 936 01:08:07,131 --> 01:08:08,693 A security man? 937 01:08:08,819 --> 01:08:10,889 I do not think so. It's just... a guy in a Santa suit 938 01:08:10,936 --> 01:08:13,272 But I assure you, there is something strange about it 939 01:08:13,491 --> 01:08:14,811 .santa could be real 940 01:08:16,405 --> 01:08:18,920 What did she just say? Nothing, she's joking 941 01:08:20,085 --> 01:08:21,303 We'll take care of it 942 01:08:23,843 --> 01:08:26,085 Beta team, go find this bastard 943 01:08:26,656 --> 01:08:27,358 Move! 944 01:08:28,757 --> 01:08:29,460 ,right Now 945 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:32,475 Let's open our gifts, shall we? 946 01:08:33,093 --> 01:08:34,608 Well, you heard the man 947 01:08:35,203 --> 01:08:36,710 It's time to kill Santa 948 01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:39,554 .I spotted him, he's on the roof 949 01:08:40,156 --> 01:08:41,827 .known. I will manage it 950 01:08:59,167 --> 01:09:01,237 All right, Sugarpalm, push the button 951 01:09:08,491 --> 01:09:09,437 .here we are 952 01:09:09,859 --> 01:09:10,859 .our public key 953 01:09:11,226 --> 01:09:12,617 .magic wand 954 01:09:13,336 --> 01:09:14,624 .it better works 955 01:09:14,898 --> 01:09:17,406 I am rewarding my career for this. You hear me 956 01:09:17,695 --> 01:09:19,632 You can buy a new one for your reputation 957 01:09:29,571 --> 01:09:32,282 When I was a kid, I loved to unbox Christmas gifts a lot 958 01:09:32,345 --> 01:09:34,649 So much so that my mother would bring me empty cans 959 01:09:36,384 --> 01:09:38,094 .I didn't care what was in it 960 01:09:50,723 --> 01:09:52,332 Is this a joke? 961 01:09:53,278 --> 01:09:53,848 .no 962 01:09:55,676 --> 01:09:57,215 You should have been here 963 01:09:57,465 --> 01:09:58,465 , I assure you 964 01:09:59,137 --> 01:10:02,371 My information is very reliable. I had spies 965 01:10:04,286 --> 01:10:06,613 300 million dollars in cash has been delivered here 966 01:10:06,887 --> 01:10:09,152 Yesterday, in this damned mansion! 967 01:10:14,908 --> 01:10:16,572 Someone must have objected to it 968 01:10:21,443 --> 01:10:22,663 .villain 969 01:10:45,632 --> 01:10:46,397 .Die 970 01:10:46,975 --> 01:10:48,702 Are you okay, Santa? 971 01:10:49,772 --> 01:10:50,608 Santa?) 972 01:10:51,077 --> 01:10:53,717 A bunch of new villains came in. They're on the naughty list 973 01:10:54,883 --> 01:10:57,250 They have a lot of tools and equipment 974 01:10:58,899 --> 01:11:00,679 Sorry, I think we're done 975 01:11:00,977 --> 01:11:02,429 !do not say that 976 01:11:02,860 --> 01:11:04,093 List of siblings 977 01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:06,750 .she is getting bigger 978 01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:17,515 .he's in the building 979 01:11:18,179 --> 01:11:19,241 Operating thermal cameras 980 01:11:19,679 --> 01:11:20,741 .Don `t give up 981 01:11:21,632 --> 01:11:23,538 You are the one who grants this wish, Santa 982 01:11:24,156 --> 01:11:25,351 .only these 983 01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,101 If you really want something 984 01:11:29,243 --> 01:11:30,390 What will happen? 985 01:11:36,923 --> 01:11:38,860 I'd like to see Mrs. Claus again 986 01:11:40,298 --> 01:11:41,923 To tell her how much I love her 987 01:11:43,203 --> 01:11:44,882 You can make this wish come true 988 01:11:46,563 --> 01:11:47,422 .Die 989 01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,900 .Come on 990 01:12:08,371 --> 01:12:10,870 .I said these men are brats 991 01:12:11,394 --> 01:12:13,511 What will you give in these naughty people? 992 01:12:14,243 --> 01:12:15,477 .a piece of coal 993 01:12:15,907 --> 01:12:17,641 Yes, I give them this gift 994 01:12:19,337 --> 01:12:21,680 ...take that coal and shove it right up 995 01:12:21,805 --> 01:12:22,664 .in their asses 996 01:12:23,016 --> 01:12:23,664 !Yes 997 01:12:29,723 --> 01:12:30,965 .they're out 998 01:12:45,497 --> 01:12:47,270 Santa will eat these guys 999 01:12:48,122 --> 01:12:49,606 .like a muffin tray 1000 01:12:55,122 --> 01:12:55,997 .Come on 1001 01:12:59,513 --> 01:13:00,513 Pay attention 1002 01:13:03,130 --> 01:13:04,130 .light down 1003 01:13:28,967 --> 01:13:30,967 Where's my damn money? 1004 01:13:31,084 --> 01:13:32,693 where is the money? 1005 01:13:44,225 --> 01:13:46,404 You've been nice so far 1006 01:13:47,043 --> 01:13:48,308 .but this is over 1007 01:13:48,363 --> 01:13:49,886 .no more gimmicks yet 1008 01:13:50,523 --> 01:13:54,069 Tell me where the money is, or I'll enjoy killing every single one of you 1009 01:13:59,111 --> 01:14:00,111 .it's in the safe 1010 01:14:00,392 --> 01:14:01,524 .I just looked in the safe 1011 01:14:01,611 --> 01:14:04,376 If the money was in it, I would have different expressions on my face 1012 01:14:04,415 --> 01:14:05,415 No way 1013 01:14:06,043 --> 01:14:07,816 It takes days to break into that safe 1014 01:14:08,215 --> 01:14:10,215 Unless we don't have the key 1015 01:14:10,566 --> 01:14:11,566 Oh, Mrs. Lightstone 1016 01:14:16,535 --> 01:14:18,535 We can no longer trust anyone these days 1017 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,613 ...not sure if it was you 1018 01:14:20,910 --> 01:14:23,269 Or one of your bastard sons. They moved the money 1019 01:14:23,848 --> 01:14:25,214 .and this bothers me 1020 01:14:26,203 --> 01:14:27,343 ...it bothers me 1021 01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:30,867 In a way that makes me want to randomly shoot people 1022 01:14:32,323 --> 01:14:33,541 .excuse me, just a moment 1023 01:14:34,557 --> 01:14:35,924 !what? What? 1024 01:14:35,963 --> 01:14:38,330 What if I randomly shoot the person who knows where they are? 1025 01:14:41,403 --> 01:14:42,692 Damn you people! 1026 01:15:17,585 --> 01:15:18,663 Suck this 1027 01:15:43,798 --> 01:15:45,095 .answer guys 1028 01:15:45,650 --> 01:15:46,251 "lost signal" 1029 01:15:46,431 --> 01:15:47,837 What the hell is going on? 1030 01:17:13,163 --> 01:17:14,280 .The messiah 1031 01:17:16,203 --> 01:17:16,820 ,no 1032 01:17:17,242 --> 01:17:19,202 I'm Cheerful Old Saint Nick 1033 01:17:32,088 --> 01:17:33,088 .this is for you 1034 01:17:33,876 --> 01:17:34,993 Well padded sock 1035 01:17:36,470 --> 01:17:37,548 where is she? 1036 01:17:42,111 --> 01:17:43,095 .I can watch 1037 01:17:46,814 --> 01:17:48,439 .the curse 1038 01:17:50,806 --> 01:17:55,032 Gertrude would not trust anyone apart from family with this kind of information 1039 01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:56,462 ,if 1040 01:17:57,203 --> 01:17:59,538 Genealogy will not know anything 1041 01:18:00,883 --> 01:18:03,328 Which means I can, well, shoot her 1042 01:18:04,563 --> 01:18:06,625 Unless you tell me where the damn money is 1043 01:18:06,883 --> 01:18:08,516 Please don't, it's Christmas 1044 01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:09,751 Shut up! 1045 01:18:12,047 --> 01:18:14,742 I swear I will blow her brains out unless you tell me where the money is 1046 01:18:14,829 --> 01:18:15,734 .I did it 1047 01:18:17,203 --> 01:18:18,984 What? Yes, I did 1048 01:18:19,211 --> 01:18:20,211 .I transferred the money 1049 01:18:20,258 --> 01:18:22,382 No, think about it. Money is our only asset 1050 01:18:22,483 --> 01:18:24,460 There is a gun pointed at my wife's head! 1051 01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:27,765 How did you know we were coming? I didn't know. I was robbing him 1052 01:18:28,753 --> 01:18:30,049 Yes, a coincidence 1053 01:18:30,883 --> 01:18:32,508 I was trying to take the money 1054 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,773 And leaving with my wife and daughter .tonight and never coming back here 1055 01:18:37,163 --> 01:18:38,264 ,and then 1056 01:18:38,601 --> 01:18:42,248 My mom would read the note with a bottle of whiskey in the morning 1057 01:18:42,323 --> 01:18:43,741 .and you know what you did 1058 01:18:44,038 --> 01:18:44,975 ..over the years 1059 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:48,858 I was telling you to stop caring about your motherfucker's money 1060 01:18:48,936 --> 01:18:51,905 And you think the solution is to steal a bunch of them? 1061 01:18:52,966 --> 01:18:56,208 Yes, it may sound strange when you say that 1062 01:18:56,325 --> 01:18:58,122 How can you do this now? 1063 01:18:58,286 --> 01:19:00,700 It's disgusting. After everything my mother gave us 1064 01:19:00,825 --> 01:19:01,399 .Come on 1065 01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:05,126 She always told us that she could easily get him back 1066 01:19:05,802 --> 01:19:08,911 I spent years groveling at you 1067 01:19:09,003 --> 01:19:10,200 , and meanwhile 1068 01:19:10,661 --> 01:19:13,575 I was destroying the only good thing in my life 1069 01:19:14,544 --> 01:19:17,801 What are we doing here? Family therapy or theft? 1070 01:19:18,043 --> 01:19:20,230 Enough of this damning disclosure 1071 01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,589 Well, where did you put it? 1072 01:19:28,915 --> 01:19:30,313 .Look at this stupid trap 1073 01:19:36,894 --> 01:19:37,526 Yes? 1074 01:19:37,886 --> 01:19:40,010 - The bad guys found me. - All right 1075 01:19:40,917 --> 01:19:41,760 .I'm coming 1076 01:19:49,190 --> 01:19:52,275 You know, booby traps don't work unless you hide them 1077 01:19:55,565 --> 01:19:56,713 .you little idiot 1078 01:20:00,768 --> 01:20:01,916 .the curse 1079 01:20:09,709 --> 01:20:11,748 .you will be fine 1080 01:20:12,389 --> 01:20:14,295 .Don't move, I'll be back 1081 01:20:16,905 --> 01:20:18,905 .I will kill that little bastard 1082 01:20:22,647 --> 01:20:23,787 .damn it 1083 01:21:12,588 --> 01:21:13,424 .that you are dead 1084 01:21:13,597 --> 01:21:15,299 I will crush you 1085 01:21:23,697 --> 01:21:24,775 .you little bastard 1086 01:21:51,118 --> 01:21:52,220 Take this! 1087 01:22:12,307 --> 01:22:13,307 ..you bastard 1088 01:22:24,910 --> 01:22:26,339 .I got you 1089 01:22:26,496 --> 01:22:28,058 !truly? Watch out 1090 01:22:30,316 --> 01:22:31,378 Do you have better than this? 1091 01:22:34,816 --> 01:22:36,066 .enough of this nonsense 1092 01:23:13,701 --> 01:23:14,701 Hello, Trudy 1093 01:23:16,163 --> 01:23:18,795 We did it like in the movie. It was very funny 1094 01:23:27,329 --> 01:23:28,625 Trudy, I actually... 1095 01:23:29,423 --> 01:23:30,688 .I will do my favorite things 1096 01:23:31,845 --> 01:23:32,845 turn around 1097 01:23:33,805 --> 01:23:34,805 Close your eyes 1098 01:23:34,923 --> 01:23:36,914 Maybe put your fingers in your ears 1099 01:23:37,523 --> 01:23:39,757 And sing "Jingle Bell" as loud as you can 1100 01:23:40,976 --> 01:23:42,819 ♪ The bells are ringing, the bells are ringing ♪ 1101 01:23:42,890 --> 01:23:44,655 ♪ Ring all the way ♪ 1102 01:23:45,187 --> 01:23:46,944 How fun it is to ride in a ♪ ♪...open wagon 1103 01:23:47,171 --> 01:23:49,866 That you were close to... killing an innocent child 1104 01:23:51,054 --> 01:23:51,952 innocent? 1105 01:23:52,609 --> 01:23:53,609 Oh, that's mean 1106 01:23:54,679 --> 01:23:55,679 .very mean 1107 01:23:58,906 --> 01:24:01,319 It's Lightstone's legacy that we're terrible people 1108 01:24:01,796 --> 01:24:03,554 So I understand why you did what you did 1109 01:24:03,804 --> 01:24:06,374 When your grandfather told me that I had never run a company 1110 01:24:06,570 --> 01:24:10,319 Because the girl didn't have what it took, I had to wrest the reins from him 1111 01:24:10,586 --> 01:24:13,257 But the point is, the Lightstones take what's theirs. 1112 01:24:13,734 --> 01:24:14,734 I'm proud of you, son 1113 01:24:14,929 --> 01:24:16,124 Well, where is the money? 1114 01:24:18,562 --> 01:24:19,952 The money is hidden there 1115 01:24:22,289 --> 01:24:25,812 The Three Wise Men presented him with gifts of incense 1116 01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:27,890 , and bitter 1117 01:24:29,281 --> 01:24:30,218 ..And the 1118 01:24:30,687 --> 01:24:32,601 A group of buffaloes 1119 01:24:32,953 --> 01:24:34,046 Let's carry the money, boys 1120 01:24:34,351 --> 01:24:35,882 .we believe the money 1121 01:24:36,906 --> 01:24:39,202 Kill the hostages and meet us outside 1122 01:24:39,390 --> 01:24:39,905 What? 1123 01:24:44,493 --> 01:24:46,625 - Mom! - It's okay, Burt 1124 01:24:46,774 --> 01:24:47,789 .everything is fine 1125 01:24:48,102 --> 01:24:49,102 .Good 1126 01:24:50,403 --> 01:24:51,942 Everyone get up 1127 01:24:52,442 --> 01:24:56,645 It's time to kill 1128 01:24:57,020 --> 01:25:00,285 Come on, you don't really want to kill us 1129 01:25:00,747 --> 01:25:02,238 Yes, I want 1130 01:25:03,215 --> 01:25:05,426 I really, really want that 1131 01:25:05,903 --> 01:25:07,332 And I will start from you 1132 01:25:07,481 --> 01:25:09,223 - No, no, no - Wait, wait 1133 01:25:12,255 --> 01:25:13,496 You have to kill Linda first 1134 01:25:13,643 --> 01:25:14,707 What the hell is this, Burt? 1135 01:25:15,075 --> 01:25:18,418 Do you insist on nonsense before you die, Bertrude? 1136 01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:20,465 - Shoot him first. - What? 1137 01:25:20,551 --> 01:25:22,184 No, don't shoot him 1138 01:25:22,356 --> 01:25:25,152 Don't shoot him first, and you don't treat him like shit 1139 01:25:25,239 --> 01:25:26,684 .you exploitative bitch 1140 01:25:27,067 --> 01:25:29,801 Well, I've changed my mind, shoot the junkie bitch first 1141 01:25:29,887 --> 01:25:31,887 Do not say that my mother is an alcoholic 1142 01:25:32,075 --> 01:25:33,481 .that you are an exploitative whore 1143 01:25:33,536 --> 01:25:34,536 Am I an exploitative prostitute? 1144 01:25:34,692 --> 01:25:36,028 I have a great job! 1145 01:25:36,294 --> 01:25:38,051 You're not even part of the family! 1146 01:25:38,457 --> 01:25:39,856 ...that you know very well 1147 01:25:39,887 --> 01:25:41,324 Shut up! 1148 01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:48,426 .like rats at the bottom of a barrel 1149 01:25:49,871 --> 01:25:51,949 You could die with a little dignity 1150 01:25:57,433 --> 01:25:58,503 !get away from me 1151 01:26:00,643 --> 01:26:01,588 !the curse 1152 01:26:02,753 --> 01:26:04,432 This is for yelling at my son 1153 01:26:05,230 --> 01:26:07,034 This is for slapping me, you bastard! 1154 01:26:07,651 --> 01:26:09,417 This is for the stupid hat! 1155 01:26:18,964 --> 01:26:19,800 ..Do you 1156 01:26:20,878 --> 01:26:21,878 did he die? 1157 01:26:26,449 --> 01:26:27,151 .Yes 1158 01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:30,112 (Thank you, Linda 1159 01:26:30,883 --> 01:26:33,234 It's good to finally do something with the family 1160 01:26:42,493 --> 01:26:43,563 This is for Morgan 1161 01:26:44,603 --> 01:26:46,821 ..maybe he was stupid but he was 1162 01:26:47,533 --> 01:26:48,533 .so interesting 1163 01:26:51,478 --> 01:26:53,243 (Trudy! Mom! 1164 01:26:55,095 --> 01:26:56,337 Oh my God, you are here 1165 01:26:57,763 --> 01:26:59,692 Are you okay? I'm fine, mom 1166 01:27:01,123 --> 01:27:02,300 ,this is my friend 1167 01:27:08,083 --> 01:27:09,778 what the hell? 1168 01:27:10,255 --> 01:27:11,825 ...thank you very much sir 1169 01:27:13,348 --> 01:27:14,450 Please call me Santa 1170 01:27:16,427 --> 01:27:18,590 You have to get out of here. The situation is dangerous 1171 01:27:19,323 --> 01:27:20,932 They took my husband and her grandmother 1172 01:27:23,135 --> 01:27:24,533 Anyone know who uses these? 1173 01:27:25,003 --> 01:27:25,932 .I think so 1174 01:27:26,058 --> 01:27:27,510 .I used to go fishing with my dad 1175 01:27:29,073 --> 01:27:30,010 .known 1176 01:27:30,167 --> 01:27:31,479 How's it going? - He's fine 1177 01:27:31,803 --> 01:27:33,123 Watch out guys 1178 01:27:35,146 --> 01:27:36,045 Cover me! 1179 01:27:38,717 --> 01:27:39,693 Where does this come from? 1180 01:27:41,396 --> 01:27:42,357 Come down, Commander! 1181 01:27:48,973 --> 01:27:50,754 Get rid of them all! 1182 01:28:07,678 --> 01:28:08,678 Let's get out of here! 1183 01:28:08,834 --> 01:28:10,068 - Let's go - Where? 1184 01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:11,795 Move over, old man! 1185 01:28:12,631 --> 01:28:14,060 .get your hands off me 1186 01:28:26,778 --> 01:28:27,778 My balls! 1187 01:28:28,269 --> 01:28:29,535 Damn it, my testicles 1188 01:28:46,847 --> 01:28:47,847 My balls! 1189 01:28:48,089 --> 01:28:49,565 Why my testicles? 1190 01:28:53,276 --> 01:28:54,276 .My God 1191 01:28:55,776 --> 01:28:56,440 .Sorry 1192 01:28:58,659 --> 01:29:01,120 Don't worry, Mr. Claus. We'll handle this 1193 01:29:02,144 --> 01:29:03,144 Who is this man? 1194 01:29:03,883 --> 01:29:05,492 He said his name was Mr. Claus 1195 01:29:08,110 --> 01:29:09,390 (Trudy! No! 1196 01:29:09,688 --> 01:29:10,828 .she's inside 1197 01:29:11,453 --> 01:29:12,453 .It's okay 1198 01:29:13,031 --> 01:29:14,195 .thank God 1199 01:30:24,378 --> 01:30:25,378 !the curse 1200 01:31:17,505 --> 01:31:18,638 You will die 1201 01:32:12,328 --> 01:32:13,157 .Come on 1202 01:32:13,243 --> 01:32:14,469 .come here 1203 01:32:14,985 --> 01:32:15,571 .over here 1204 01:32:18,970 --> 01:32:19,970 !Come 1205 01:33:04,765 --> 01:33:05,421 .Die 1206 01:33:15,475 --> 01:33:16,607 Bad List: Jimmy Martinez 1207 01:33:22,685 --> 01:33:24,606 Killing his best friend, spreading misery, thief 1208 01:33:24,630 --> 01:33:26,552 "Breakfast on his mother's heart," selfish, spiteful, hates Christmas 1209 01:33:29,490 --> 01:33:30,411 are you real? 1210 01:33:32,724 --> 01:33:34,411 .yeah, he is 1211 01:33:38,243 --> 01:33:39,063 .here you are 1212 01:33:39,673 --> 01:33:41,711 This is what I'm trying to tell you 1213 01:33:42,571 --> 01:33:44,758 Santa Claus is a real fucker. 1214 01:33:45,891 --> 01:33:47,414 No presents for you tonight, mate 1215 01:33:48,282 --> 01:33:49,922 .I think you are wrong 1216 01:33:50,923 --> 01:33:53,196 .This is the culmination of my dirty life 1217 01:33:54,111 --> 01:33:55,290 Because when I kill you 1218 01:33:56,003 --> 01:33:58,799 This damn party is finally over 1219 01:34:00,043 --> 01:34:01,230 , whatever it takes 1220 01:34:04,203 --> 01:34:05,867 Christmas will die tonight 1221 01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:24,492 .last Christmas 1222 01:36:34,708 --> 01:36:36,410 Not if we still believed 1223 01:37:08,363 --> 01:37:11,519 I have no idea what is going on here 1224 01:37:14,596 --> 01:37:15,713 .but it ends now 1225 01:37:21,353 --> 01:37:22,705 Except I say so 1226 01:37:32,145 --> 01:37:33,691 Trudy, be careful. 1227 01:37:52,055 --> 01:37:53,297 You saved my daughter 1228 01:37:54,555 --> 01:37:55,179 ,no 1229 01:37:56,742 --> 01:37:57,890 She is the one who saved me 1230 01:37:58,727 --> 01:38:00,875 Help him, please help him 1231 01:38:01,265 --> 01:38:03,086 We can't do much 1232 01:38:03,508 --> 01:38:04,468 .do not worry 1233 01:38:05,344 --> 01:38:06,508 .it is too late 1234 01:38:06,977 --> 01:38:07,867 .to late 1235 01:38:09,763 --> 01:38:10,833 .I feel cold 1236 01:38:12,997 --> 01:38:14,372 .i forgot this 1237 01:38:15,372 --> 01:38:16,458 We have to keep him warm 1238 01:38:18,083 --> 01:38:19,622 All the fires went out 1239 01:38:19,700 --> 01:38:21,372 We have to find something to burn 1240 01:38:23,996 --> 01:38:24,856 .I have an idea 1241 01:38:31,912 --> 01:38:32,490 .no 1242 01:38:32,873 --> 01:38:34,826 No, no, no 1243 01:38:36,467 --> 01:38:38,146 .I don't want you to die 1244 01:38:42,514 --> 01:38:45,099 Jason, put that away, what are you doing? 1245 01:38:46,021 --> 01:38:48,130 .I have lived longer than I can imagine 1246 01:38:48,771 --> 01:38:49,654 He is dying 1247 01:38:49,771 --> 01:38:52,755 What the hell is going on? You don't have to burn any of this 1248 01:38:53,537 --> 01:38:56,302 You can't die, Santa. Come on, wake up 1249 01:38:56,443 --> 01:38:58,739 I think I've used up all my Christmas magic 1250 01:39:00,279 --> 01:39:01,122 .Sorry 1251 01:39:03,654 --> 01:39:06,927 And sorry for my ability to fulfill your wish 1252 01:39:09,278 --> 01:39:10,161 .over here 1253 01:39:10,380 --> 01:39:11,599 But you really did 1254 01:39:15,443 --> 01:39:17,271 Santa, please don't die. 1255 01:39:17,716 --> 01:39:18,513 Wake up 1256 01:39:19,068 --> 01:39:19,825 Wake up! 1257 01:39:20,091 --> 01:39:21,599 We have to move him near the fire 1258 01:39:25,865 --> 01:39:26,865 Wake up 1259 01:39:28,177 --> 01:39:28,903 .I beg you 1260 01:39:29,482 --> 01:39:30,255 .no 1261 01:39:36,091 --> 01:39:37,997 .I'm so sorry 1262 01:39:43,652 --> 01:39:44,652 ..That man 1263 01:39:47,152 --> 01:39:50,519 He's a very brave man, whatever he is 1264 01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,887 He is the real Santa 1265 01:39:54,762 --> 01:39:56,269 .I still believe in it 1266 01:39:57,989 --> 01:40:00,027 I will always believe in you, Santa 1267 01:40:05,443 --> 01:40:06,591 .I believe in him too 1268 01:40:10,052 --> 01:40:11,294 He saved Trudy 1269 01:40:13,043 --> 01:40:14,339 He saved our family 1270 01:40:17,066 --> 01:40:18,527 Is there evidence that needs more than that? 1271 01:40:23,403 --> 01:40:24,403 .Yes maybe 1272 01:40:27,643 --> 01:40:28,807 .I believe in him too 1273 01:40:30,197 --> 01:40:31,213 .and me too 1274 01:40:34,260 --> 01:40:35,088 .Die 1275 01:40:35,846 --> 01:40:36,721 ..I believe 1276 01:40:38,096 --> 01:40:39,322 .I think I believe in him too 1277 01:40:40,112 --> 01:40:41,447 I am delirious 1278 01:40:41,995 --> 01:40:43,127 .I believe in him too 1279 01:40:54,395 --> 01:40:55,238 .My God 1280 01:41:02,059 --> 01:41:02,824 ..You are 1281 01:41:04,699 --> 01:41:05,816 .you are dead 1282 01:41:07,340 --> 01:41:08,714 .It's the magic of Christmas 1283 01:41:10,285 --> 01:41:12,019 I still don't really understand 1284 01:41:12,964 --> 01:41:13,933 .How it works 1285 01:41:20,483 --> 01:41:21,404 .Thanks 1286 01:41:22,413 --> 01:41:23,803 How do we return this debt to you? 1287 01:41:24,522 --> 01:41:27,014 You brought me back from the dead. So, we're even 1288 01:41:28,897 --> 01:41:29,725 are equal? 1289 01:41:29,983 --> 01:41:31,983 We just burned half a million dollars 1290 01:41:33,303 --> 01:41:34,303 (Look, Santa 1291 01:41:34,756 --> 01:41:35,756 .Look who came 1292 01:41:43,342 --> 01:41:44,685 Now that you have appeared 1293 01:41:47,420 --> 01:41:49,873 I could have died. You promised after it was all over 1294 01:41:50,287 --> 01:41:52,943 Do you know something? I will make you soup 1295 01:41:53,232 --> 01:41:54,598 And feed him to the committees 1296 01:41:56,975 --> 01:41:59,005 Yes, Blexem, yes 1297 01:41:59,271 --> 01:42:01,365 I'm talking to you! 1298 01:42:02,162 --> 01:42:03,702 You too, Prancer 1299 01:42:09,225 --> 01:42:10,497 Did you bring Casey? 1300 01:42:11,295 --> 01:42:14,341 Did you come home to get my spare bag? 1301 01:42:17,467 --> 01:42:19,435 How can I still blame you? 1302 01:42:22,029 --> 01:42:24,435 Sorry, I can't do this for you 1303 01:42:33,975 --> 01:42:37,208 I thought you might need this too! Mrs. N 1304 01:42:42,511 --> 01:42:43,581 .O beauty 1305 01:42:44,183 --> 01:42:45,303 Skull crusher 1306 01:42:58,408 --> 01:42:59,712 It's time to say goodbye 1307 01:43:00,345 --> 01:43:01,087 .I have to go 1308 01:43:02,283 --> 01:43:03,423 Should you go? 1309 01:43:07,946 --> 01:43:09,626 It's Christmas Eve...and there's so much more 1310 01:43:10,025 --> 01:43:12,759 Cute kids waiting for their gifts 1311 01:43:16,064 --> 01:43:16,556 .Thanks 1312 01:43:18,363 --> 01:43:19,230 For what? 1313 01:43:20,066 --> 01:43:21,230 For believing in me 1314 01:43:22,243 --> 01:43:24,453 And for reminding me that Christmas still matters 1315 01:43:26,470 --> 01:43:27,649 ..and I still am 1316 01:43:29,071 --> 01:43:30,071 .Whatever 1317 01:43:33,003 --> 01:43:34,549 “You brought me back.” Oh 1318 01:43:44,763 --> 01:43:46,388 Come on, get out of here 1319 01:43:50,482 --> 01:43:52,622 !Merry Christmas 1320 01:43:56,883 --> 01:43:58,359 Come on, Dasher! 1321 01:43:58,742 --> 01:44:00,172 Come on, Denser 1322 01:44:00,477 --> 01:44:02,328 Come on, Prancer and Vixen! 1323 01:44:02,610 --> 01:44:03,875 Come on, Comte 1324 01:44:04,235 --> 01:44:05,531 Come on, Cupid 1325 01:44:05,867 --> 01:44:08,383 Come on, Donder and Blexem! 1326 01:44:08,766 --> 01:44:12,062 Come on, my lovely animals! 1327 01:44:12,485 --> 01:44:15,422 We have some work to do! 1328 01:44:21,241 --> 01:44:23,483 !Merry Christmas 1329 01:44:24,241 --> 01:44:40,483 {\3c&H00C5D2&\fnArabic Typesetting\b1\4c&H000170&\c&H000000&\fs28}Translation and modification || Dr. Ali Talal ||