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This is Wild Love, the dating show
that harnesses the power of adrenaline
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to help you fall in love harder--
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This is insane!
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-Oh, my God, that's a plane!
-Shut the hell up.
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And more intensely than ever.
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Wild Love, baby!
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Ten super-hot singles are about
to push their love lives to the limit.
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[Desiree] Whoa there,
I know what you're all thinking.
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Is that TV legend, Mario Lopez,
on an airfield?
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And more importantly,
why is everyone wearing so many clothes?
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The whole world and her grandma
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has heard of Too Hot to Handle,
Lana and her rules.
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[Lana] You must abstain
from sexual practices.
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[all exclaiming]
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So to attract another batch
of clueless cuties--
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I'm nervous, Mum.
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Welcome to Wild Love.
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We had to create
our biggest fake show yet.
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-Hey, Mario Lopez here!
-Oh, my God!
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[Mario] It's time
for your first Wild Love challenge.
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[Desiree] Lana is about to reveal
her "no sex" bombshell on the airfield.
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Please welcome a very special,
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world famous,
extreme sports expert to reveal all.
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[Desiree]
But first, let's go back in time
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to when these Wild Love
horndogs first met.
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To keep Lana's
unsuspecting sexaholics in the dark
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about the show they're really on,
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we've gotten ourselves
a brand new villa in the Caribbean!
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Damn, we have upgraded
everything this season,
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and I mean everything.
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Even the bootylicious bombshells.
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[Brittan gasps]
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This is so beautiful!
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-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.
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-Shut up!
-What is your name?
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-I'm Dominique.
-Oh, my God, that's beautiful.
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-Thank you, what's yours?
-I love it.
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I'm Brittan, like the country,
but spelled better.
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-[pops]
-[both scream]
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Okay.
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I think girls who go
and have their casual sex
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should not be slut-shamed.
In the '50s, you were a slut.
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Now, you're an icon.
And I'm definitely an icon.
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Some people are addicted to Adderall,
some people are addicted to tobacco.
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I'm addicted to sex.
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The worst thing
that has ever happened to me,
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I met this guy and he looked
at me dead in the eye, and was like,
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"I'm going to make love to you."
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I almost vomited,
like, my legs shut so fast.
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Do you consider yourself wild?
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-Yes? Who doesn't?
-Okay, cool! So what do you do?
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I'm a software engineer.
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That's so cool!
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I know, I'll literally be
at the bar, like, coding.
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I'm the sexiest nerd
you're ever going to meet.
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People always ask me, "Is it hard working
in a male-dominated industry?"
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I'm always like, "No, because
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I'm extremely beautiful,
and I'm extremely smart,
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so the men are scared of me."
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Gotta tell myself that.
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If I say it out loud, it's true.
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I'm into guys
who just basically have big dick energy.
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And I have big dick energy also.
It's huge.
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I'm super excited to be on Wild Love,
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I think there's going to be
a ton of attractive people.
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I was told I wouldn't have to skin
any animals or hunt,
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so… that'll be good.
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What do you think
the guys are gonna be like?
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Hot.
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[Desiree] Seems reasonable to me.
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Oh, my gosh.
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What's going on?
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-Hello!
-Hi! Okay, cute!
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-Hi, I'm Dominique!
-I'm Creed.
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-I hear an accent.
-I'm from Australia.
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Oh, my God!
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I've got a great pair of budgy smugglers.
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It's actually got budgies on it
and "Australia" over the bum.
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I can't really live
without female company.
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I've definitely got
more girlfriends than guy friends.
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I grew up in a beauty salon,
where I learned how to spray tan a woman.
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Sometimes you get the women to,
like, lift 'em up and you just quickly…
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So I've seen everything, honestly.
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I've got the nerdy card, I've got
the mama's boy card if they're into that.
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I'm not worried
about the competition at all.
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What are you expecting from Wild Love?
What do you want to find?
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I just want a, like,
damn good time, honestly.
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-Exactly!
-By the way, you guys look unreal.
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-Thank you!
-Thank you!
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It's very nice to be surrounded
by good-looking people.
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-Of course!
-[Desiree] Creed, your good day
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is about to get…
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-No way.
-[Dominique] Okay!
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…goddamn tremendous.
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-[Brittan] Wait, she's so pretty. Okay!
-[Dominique] Oh, baby!
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She's unreal!
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-Hi!
-[Creed] How's it going?
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-[Domonique] Hello!
-Oh, my God, she's an angel.
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-I'm Creed.
-I'm Kayla.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to…
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Can I pour you a glass of champagne?
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-Yes, please.
-Yeah? Is that your only tattoo?
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I have this one
and then all the way down my spine.
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-No way, that's hot.
-Can I see it?
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[Desiree] Anyone else think Creed
might be a fan of Kayla?
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Stunning, honestly.
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The way to take the perfect selfie,
I feel like is tilt your head.
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This lighting is fantastic.
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Sometimes guys
get a little bit obsessed with me.
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I'm just a flirt.
Like, I don't know how to not flirt.
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People sometimes say
I look like Mariah Carey.
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[scatting off-key]
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I cannot sing. It's really bad.
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Guys think
they're the only ones that are players,
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but I love to play the game.
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I break hearts, sadly.
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[Desiree] Kayla, it might be your heart
that's about to break,
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because even though
you all think you're on Wild Love…
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In under ten hours, a talking cone
is going to set you right.
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-Oh!
-Oh, my God!
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[Desiree] I wonder how these two hotties
will feel about it.
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[squealing]
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How's it going?
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-James, nice to meet you.
-Kayla.
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-What's your name?
-Nick.
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What are your types?
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I would say, I go for the stereotypical.
Tall, dark and handsome.
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-Tall, dark and handsome?
-Yes.
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-Let's go talk about it at that table.
-He's gone and stole her!
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[Desiree] I'm guessing
James is the forward type.
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Tall, dark and handsome.
What would you say about handsome?
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-You're handsome for sure!
-I'm handsome for sure.
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All I need before a party is two shots
of orange juice and I'm lit.
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I live in Hawaii and I offer
the Vacation Penis Package.
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I really embrace all women.
I take whatever.
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Oh, I take that back. I did not mean that.
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[laughs]
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I love to win. I love to win at anything.
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It could be something
as simple as dishwashing.
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I will beat you in it
and I will laugh in your face after.
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Am I good in bed?
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I don't want to toot my own horn and say,
like, I'm the best, but… I'm the best.
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-[horn toots]
-[laughs]
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Goodness gracious.
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[Dominique]
Love your necklaces and stuff.
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Thank you.
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The necklaces are kind
of giving me a spiritual vibe?
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I love the spiritual side
of life very much.
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Okay, do you use that sexually?
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It might happen. I promise nothing.
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[inhales deeply]
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[exhales]
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What's up?
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I'm Nick and I'm a model,
an artist, I'm a yogi.
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I can't be summed up into one thing.
There is no box that you could put me in.
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Except for this one.
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[laughing]
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I'm very expressive.
Girls dig my arty side.
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I'd say I'm very good with my hands.
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When it comes to sex,
I'm very direct and forward.
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Like, this is how I want it,
this is how it's gonna go.
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Late night, early morning,
middle of the night,
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there's been many a times
when I don't sleep at all.
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I would 100% be down to mate
with an alien for a new species.
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Wild Love, right?
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Hey, how's it going over there?
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-How are you lovebirds doing?
-She's finished her drink, no?
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-Yes, I mean--
-No. He didn't pour me one.
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-[all exclaim]
-He didn't pour you one?
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[Desiree] James, looks like
you need to add bottle service
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to your Vacation Penis Package.
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-There's a spot right here for you.
-That's what we're doing?
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Fun and games, bro.
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[Desiree] It sure is, Creed.
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-Oh, my God!
-And look who else wants to play.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my gosh, she is beautiful!
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[Desiree] Amster-Damn, right she is!
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I wonder
where she's going to plant her two lips.
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-Straight up.
-[Jawahir] Oh, my God!
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Look at all these beautiful people!
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-What's up, I'm Nick.
-Hi, I'm Jawahir.
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-Nice to meet you.
-Oh, my God, where are you from?
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-I'm from Amsterdam.
-She's a fire cracker!
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-Yeah.
-You're awesome!
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-Thank you!
-Yeah!
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Wow! Who is in the building?
It's Jawahir! Can I sit here?
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I know exactly what I want in life.
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Michael B. Jordan. Face, figure, smile,
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I cannot resist.
Best believe I'm going to get that man.
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-Does my lipstick look good?
-[man] Yeah, you look great!
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Thank you. You sure I have
to look at the camera and not you?
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[laughs]
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Bad boys are just my thing.
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My ancestors up in Heaven
are just, like, "Oh, my God."
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"Poor child of ours,
when are you gonna learn?"
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"When are you gonna go for a good guy?"
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In another lifetime.
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When I thought of the word "wild,"
I was just like, "Oh, my God,
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is that, like, hunting
for your food or something?"
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Oh, no, I couldn't do that.
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I was like, "Hell no,
don't sign me up for that!"
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They were like, "No, it's about partying
and finding the perfect match,"
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and then I was like, "Signed up for that."
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[Desiree] Duped on the dotted line.
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Good job nobody paid
any attention to the fine print.
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Oh, my God!
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[Desiree] Mind the fireplace.
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That thing can actually
get too hot to handle.
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Ooh! Hi!
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-Pleased to meet you!
-Hi! I'm Kayla.
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-Pleased to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
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Oh, my God, those eyes.
They're like electric.
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You guys want a wee refill?
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-No. We're good.
-Sure!
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Nah, you're not good,
you need a wee bit more, I think.
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I feel like you're accent's so cool.
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Do you think so?
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-Yeah!
-Feels good!
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You're not even saying a joke,
but it's like you're funny. You know?
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-I get that a lot.
-Yeah.
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[in accent] I bet!
[normal voice] Still funny when I do it?
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I'm a clown.
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Even though I'm a racing driver,
I don't always come first.
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Do you get it? Do you get that?
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Yeah… [laughs]
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I wasn't handsome back in the day.
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I was an outright ugly kid,
but that's why I'm so good at talking
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because I had to have the chat.
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And now that I've had a glow up,
I've still got the gift of the gab.
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That's when it gets dangerous.
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I've got a really, really good bum.
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I've heard it's like a girl's bum.
Who wants to touch it?
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Somebody touch my bum. You see that?
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That's a bunda!
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Being a racing driver,
I'm not afraid of an awful lot,
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but when it comes to commitment,
I start to get a bit nervous.
238
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,120
It's like an unknown sector for me.
239
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:02,080
I've completed Scotland.
240
00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,480
This shark is headed
to international waters,
241
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,680
so you better be careful.
242
00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,480
[vocalizing]
243
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,200
You all look great, by the way.
Everyone looks unreal.
244
00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,360
Thank you! So do you!
245
00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,680
-Thank you very much!
-I like the style.
246
00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:18,120
I'm digging that tattoo.
247
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,800
A laurel wreath it's called,
it's like the Greeks--
248
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,640
-Like a Greek god.
-Yeah. Kinda.
249
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,560
I'm not saying I'm a Greek god--
250
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,320
-I see it.
-Do you see it a bit?
251
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,800
Look, the compliments are flowing now!
252
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,920
-Walking over right now--
-Oh, wow! Look at her!
253
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,160
[Desiree] In case this music
isn't giving you the vibe,
254
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:40,440
our next hottie is from Britain.
255
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,120
You know, just like Brittan,
but spelled differently.
256
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,440
-I'm Kayla.
-You are stunning.
257
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:51,240
-How are you?
-Oh, my God. British accent.
258
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,360
Oh, my God. Finally.
259
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,800
You look like a princess.
260
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,640
-I look like a princess?
-Yeah, Kate Middleton, I think.
261
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,480
-Do I? Do you know what?
-A little bit!
262
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:01,480
Everyone keeps saying that.
I don't see it.
263
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:03,880
If Kate Middleton
was compared to me and knew about it,
264
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,080
she'd be quite disappointed.
265
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:07,240
I'm definitely not royalty standard.
266
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:09,680
I'm the perfect combination
of girly and grubby.
267
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,560
When I was growing up,
I had a pony called Poppy,
268
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,960
so I am bloody brilliant
with a riding crop.
269
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:21,920
Boys, watch out.
270
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,080
Can't let men dominate you ever.
271
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,520
If I see someone that I fancy,
I kind of, like, tilt my head down,
272
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:36,760
look up, give a little bit
of a look away, flutter the eyelids.
273
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,680
It's never not worked for me before.
274
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,080
I don't want anything serious with anyone.
275
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,160
If I wake up in the morning
and they're not there, that's great.
276
00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:48,000
I don't need the small talk.
God, that's horrible.
277
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,480
Bring me the international boys.
278
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,080
Like, the wild part
suits me right now--
279
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:59,200
100%, me too, like, I feel like
I'm here to just, like, have fun.
280
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,160
We are on Wild Love.
281
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,320
[Desiree] Oh, no, you're not.
282
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,600
We have no idea what's happening next.
283
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,080
[Desiree] No, you don't.
284
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:10,640
Oh, my God. I feel like someone
is gonna come out of the sea.
285
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:13,680
I feel like my Michael B. Jordan
is somewhere out there.
286
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:15,760
[Desiree] She's expecting A-list, Lana.
287
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,000
I hope you saved your best for last.
288
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:20,520
Wow.
289
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,720
I think he's gonna be popular.
290
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,360
[all exclaiming]
291
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,960
Forget A-list, he just made
every girl here's D-list.
292
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,560
He actually looks like Michael B. Jordan!
293
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,600
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God!
294
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,000
-My Wild Love family. What's up?
-Hiya!
295
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,880
-I'm Nigel, nice to meet you!
-Hi, Nigel, I'm Jawahir.
296
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,120
Jesus.
297
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,080
-Beautiful!
-Come join our group!
298
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,080
Everybody here is beautiful. I'm glad.
299
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,440
From where you are standing,
I can see the rainbow.
300
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,640
-That's good.
-It's literally the perfect picture.
301
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,800
I should take a picture of you right now.
302
00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,880
[Nigel] My dream girl?
303
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:06,640
Me with a wig.
304
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:12,720
9:00 to 5:00, I'm Businessman Nigel.
305
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,800
From 5:00 to 9:00,
that's when you meet Naughty Nigel.
306
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:21,280
I'm definitely enjoying everything
about being single, man.
307
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,720
You know, I love it.
308
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,640
I think about sex
every five seconds of the day.
309
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:30,680
One, two, three, four, missionary.
310
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,680
Oh, my God. Back shot.
It's always just in my head.
311
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,600
Might be an illness.
312
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,720
[Desiree] This has to be the hottest Nigel
I've ever seen.
313
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,400
-We're finally here.
-Yes!
314
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,640
We're gonna have some fun
and we gonna get wild.
315
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,920
[all cheering]
316
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,560
We gonna have fun,
it's Wild Love, baby! Let's go!
317
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,920
Let's get wild!
318
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,360
He just got his ass out!
319
00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,120
Whoa!
320
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,760
-Yes!
-You can feel it, go ahead!
321
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:05,120
Oh, my God. Shit, that is a bunda!
322
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,040
I like Jawahir.
323
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:06,960
Shit.
324
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:10,360
But Kayla is like my number one.
325
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:14,280
[Desiree] I hate to break it to you,
Seb, but you're not the only one.
326
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,440
That is a James Bond villain boat!
327
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,400
[Jawahir] Oh, my God, who is it?
328
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:27,279
[Desiree] Oh, Mario, you sexy minx!
329
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,080
Pull on that throttle
and give me some wild love!
330
00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:35,279
[cheering]
331
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,920
Mario is my guy.
I watched Saved by the Bell every morning.
332
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,160
What's up, guys? What's up?
333
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,800
Welcome to my new dating show, Wild Love.
334
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,880
I'm gonna help you fall in love harder,
335
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,960
faster and more intensely
than you could ever imagine.
336
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:05,120
You had me at harder and faster,
Mario, take me there. I'm ready.
337
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,120
Each day, I'm going to be sending you
338
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,560
on a series of wild challenges
designed to get the adrenaline pumping.
339
00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,000
Oh, my God!
340
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,440
[Dominique] I love a challenge,
I love a competition.
341
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:19,160
I wonder what body part
the adrenaline rushes are going to be in.
342
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:23,040
[Mario] It's been scientifically proven
that rushes of adrenaline
343
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:26,440
can cause intense feelings
of arousal and attraction.
344
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,240
I've made dating an extreme sport.
345
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,800
So I will see you later.
346
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,640
Go wild, have fun. I'll let you know
when it's time for the first challenge.
347
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,080
-Sound good?
-[all cheering]
348
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,880
[Desiree] I think they bought it!
Anyone got any questions?
349
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:46,480
Did he come all the way
from the US on that boat?
350
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,800
Lana, if that's all that's on her mind,
351
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,840
you may as well
take the rest of the day off.
352
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:57,200
[Lana] On the contrary, Desiree,
my work is only just beginning.
353
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,560
The next eight hours are crucial.
354
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:03,440
I will gather data
and analyze my guest's behavior
355
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,600
before the rules
of my retreat are revealed
356
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,400
and the Wild Love fake show is terminated.
357
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:14,440
[Desiree] Hasta la vista, Cone-y.
I'll see you later.
358
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,360
Well, what's first on the agenda
for this new batch of beauties?
359
00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,280
Explore their new home?
360
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,600
Go for a stroll on the picturesque beach?
361
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,440
-I think they're all top-notch.
-They are!
362
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:31,040
Nope, debriefing on who
they'd like to be de-briefing.
363
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,440
If you have one option?
364
00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,640
It's obvious that Kayla
is an absolute goddess.
365
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:36,720
Weapon.
366
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,080
-And I'm going to give her a right go.
-Yeah--
367
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,760
-I say Kayla, man.
-With Kayla. I'm sorry, boys.
368
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,480
It's gotta be Kayla.
369
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,720
These guys are trying to take my girl.
370
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:57,640
They have her on the top of their lists,
but I'm not going to let that happen.
371
00:19:57,720 --> 00:19:59,920
-Let me just tell you, I'm a sniper.
-Oh, Jesus.
372
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,920
So whatever is in my scope,
it's a confirmed kill, man.
373
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,680
-Confirmed.
-I'm sorry, guys.
374
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,360
Obviously, I'm the most beautiful,
like, come on.
375
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,400
But besides me, I like Kayla a lot.
376
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,080
I'm maybe shitting myself with… Kayla.
377
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,200
Why do y'all have to choose my bird?
378
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,600
What about you?
379
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:22,480
Man, I would have to say Jawahir
is probably my number one.
380
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,040
There's just something
about her from like that first look,
381
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,840
that really is captivating, right?
382
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,640
Everyone's playing
their own game right now with Kayla,
383
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,040
but I'm just focusing on Jawahir.
384
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,440
I think Jawahir's a bit
of a curveball here, right?
385
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,640
And I'll tell you why: bunda.
386
00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,240
-Bunda?
-It's the bum.
387
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,040
[Desiree] Nick's all in for Jawa here,
388
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:46,080
but it looks like the rest of the boys
want to split Kayla four ways.
389
00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:49,880
Wait, does that sound right?
I think it's best that we move on.
390
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,840
If you had to pick right now,
391
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,640
without thinking about it too much,
who would you pick?
392
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:56,960
Can I just let them pick me?
393
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,920
[Desiree] They kinda already did, Kayla.
394
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,880
I can't rule anyone out right now.
395
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,560
I don't know what I want yet,
so I don't want to limit myself
396
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,320
to just flirting with one guy.
397
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:13,400
[Desiree] Oh, the girl likes options
and, boy, she's got plenty of them.
398
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,640
-I really like James.
-He's, like, the Hulk.
399
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,640
Yeah.
400
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:20,600
James is so fine.
Like ten out of ten looks.
401
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,360
If he wants to come up to me,
402
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,600
then he can get some talk,
he can get some action.
403
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:29,680
I want to keep my options open,
but I got my eyes on Nigel.
404
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:32,000
-I'm gonna say straight away!
-Oh, my God!
405
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:33,760
[Jawahir] I have to have Nigel.
406
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,760
I don't care if I have
to push another girl off the stairs.
407
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,240
I'm kidding!
408
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,520
Am I, though?
409
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,440
[Desiree] Willing to kill to get her man.
410
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,640
Gotta admire the work ethic.
411
00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:56,400
This season is gonna be
like a sexy game of Clue.
412
00:21:56,480 --> 00:22:00,600
I can't wait. My money's
on Jawa with her bare hands
413
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,920
in the multimillion-dollar villa.
414
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,440
Which reminds me, we should take
a look around! Careful on the stairs.
415
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,640
Oh!
416
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,320
-Shit!
-Oh, my gosh!
417
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,160
I think the villa is absolutely gorgeous.
418
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,160
X-ray vision here!
419
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:18,280
Maybe some people
are gonna try some things
420
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,080
they haven't before. Who knows?
421
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,240
-[Dominique screams]
-Holy--
422
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,880
This is all for us?
423
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,280
I love the villa. What a vibe!
424
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:35,200
-Oh, my God! Sexy! Stop!
-No way! No way!
425
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,360
Where's the weirdest place
that each one of you have had sex?
426
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,920
-The green on a golf course.
-On top of a Catholic school.
427
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,600
[screaming laughter]
428
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,480
It was good! It was the adrenaline!
429
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:48,600
I was, like, "Am I gonna fall?
Am I gonna come? I don't know!"
430
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,640
No!
431
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:54,160
[Desiree] It sounds like Brittan
has no problem getting wild.
432
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,840
And guess what? She's not the only one!
433
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,800
Right now I'm kind of gunning for Kayla.
434
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,200
I'm going to make it known
that that's kind of my territory.
435
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,560
I think I'm gonna sneak
in with Kayla first.
436
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,720
[Seb] I think I'm in there with Kayla.
437
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:18,480
I want to wait till the time's right,
but, trust me, when that time is right,
438
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:20,400
I'm doing it. I'm horny.
439
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,560
[Desiree] Hats off to you, Kayla.
They are under your spell.
440
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:26,800
Drinks!
441
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,080
Wait a minute.
442
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,680
-What is it?
-There's only one.
443
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,360
-[Kayla] I want it.
-You want it?
444
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,000
Come get it!
445
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,760
[cheering]
446
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:38,800
I know what I'm doing.
447
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,240
All in, full throttle,
448
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:43,640
go for Kayla first
and she's instantly off the market.
449
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,480
-This is cute. I'm down for this.
-Oh, yeah!
450
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,680
Just like you.
451
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:49,720
[giggles]
452
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,080
-You have a strong stance. I like it.
-Do I?
453
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,200
I feel like
I could literally hide behind you.
454
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:56,120
Protector.
455
00:23:56,200 --> 00:24:00,760
My game plan is play the field,
talk to everybody
456
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,920
and then we can do
a process of elimination.
457
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,280
What do you want, Kayla?
458
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,600
-Let me hear that.
-Tough question!
459
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,400
-It is? Make it simple.
-Yeah.
460
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,480
Who do you want?
461
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,760
-It's too early!
-That's a good answer.
462
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,880
It's not the right answer,
but it's a good answer.
463
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,160
You come on so strong.
464
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,440
-Do I really?
-You make me so nervous.
465
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,000
[James] Kayla's definitely feeling me.
466
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,600
My charm's killing it right now.
Kayla's loving it.
467
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:24,840
-Yeah!
-I'm trying to win.
468
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,960
-I understand. You want what you want.
-No doubt.
469
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,200
Mm-hm. And this is what I want right here.
470
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,680
James is really hot
and I like his confidence.
471
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:38,600
He's definitely on the list,
but I'm still keeping my options open.
472
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:43,400
Just can't see her face
behind those enormous biceps.
473
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,680
Not gonna lie, seeing James and Kayla,
I'm getting a bit jealous.
474
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,040
I'm going to try
to pull her aside for a chat.
475
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,840
I've got the Aussie accent,
signed, sealed and delivered, mate.
476
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,760
[Desiree] The race for Kayla
has well and truly begun.
477
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,200
And she is going to make those boys
do some serious leg work.
478
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,880
Oh, my God. Get up, look at this.
Look at that. How beautiful is that?
479
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,120
[Nigel] Wow.
480
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,760
-It's a painting. Picture perfect.
-I know. Just like me.
481
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,560
-Just like you.
-Just like you.
482
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:33,280
I got to have Nigel,
so I need to make the first move.
483
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,840
What was it?
Like, your first impression of me?
484
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,040
"Look at this piece of chocolate."
Pretty piece of chocolate.
485
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:39,960
Do you want to have
486
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,600
-this piece of chocolate?
-Ooh!
487
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,120
-You might melt in my mouth.
-I want to melt in your mouth.
488
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,160
-Hello!
-Damn! Okay.
489
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,960
[Jawahir] Nigel is giving me attention
and I want those hands to be on me.
490
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,360
Tonight is definitely my night.
Hello. It has to be!
491
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,600
I'm just hoping to get to know you better.
492
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,920
[Nigel] Jawahir is beautiful, but I want
to do naughty things with Kayla.
493
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,840
That's all that's going through my mind.
494
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:11,000
Kayla's alone. It's game on. Game on.
495
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,320
[Nigel] Oh, my gosh, the other boys
aren't wasting any time here.
496
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,600
I'mma start having
to make some Naughty Nigel moves.
497
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,440
[Desiree] Those Naughty Nigel moves
are going to have to go on ice for now…
498
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,720
-Hi.
-What's up?
499
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,680
…because Creed has frozen you out.
500
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,240
I feel like I've never
spoken to you properly.
501
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,840
-No, not really!
-How you doing?
502
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,920
How are you?
503
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:36,000
-Yeah, you look gorgeous, by the way.
-Thank you!
504
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:39,720
-I see you looking at yourself in the--
-I'm like, "Thanks!"
505
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,920
-Are you blushing or are you sunburned?
-I'm sunburned as fuck.
506
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:48,920
[Kayla] Creed is really handsome,
but he isn't my go-to type of guy.
507
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:54,000
But I love the Australian accent,
so he might be able to change my mind.
508
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:56,000
Because I want to get to know you.
509
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,160
Honestly, right now, I don't really
have eyes for anyone else.
510
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,440
-Besides me?
-Yeah.
511
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,600
I want you to keep your options open.
512
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,040
-Honestly.
-Okay.
513
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,000
Can we make a promise on it?
514
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,120
-That I keep my options open?
-Yeah.
515
00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:11,680
Yeah.
516
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:17,720
[Desiree] Mission accomplished, Creed!
Kayla seems open-minded about you!
517
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,720
How are you going to seal the deal?
Make arrangements for later?
518
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,400
Sweep in for the kiss?
519
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,480
Promise?
520
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,920
[Desiree] Wow. A pinky promise?
Pulling out the big guns, huh?
521
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,000
Game on.
522
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,800
Pinky promise goes a long way, you know?
523
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,520
I mean, how is she going to resist me?
524
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:42,040
I am keeping my options open,
but he wasn't super specific.
525
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:46,360
I think Creed thinks the pinky promise
means a little more than it does.
526
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,280
[laughs]
527
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,720
Shit.
528
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,040
[Desiree] Kayla,
you'll have to choose soon.
529
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,160
All right. Here we go.
530
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,160
Because rehearsals are already underway
for Lana to make her grand entrance.
531
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,080
Three, two…
532
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,840
This is the dating show
that harnesses the power of adrenaline
533
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:08,120
to help you fall in love harder,
faster and more intensely than ever.
534
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,800
Let me do one more.
535
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,000
I have no idea
how this challenge is going to go.
536
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,280
It's gonna be absolutely insane
and it's gonna be wild.
537
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,480
It's gonna be doing something in the dark.
538
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,880
-With night vision or something like that.
-[gasps]
539
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,680
I have no clue what adrenaline rush
540
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,240
could mean to Mario,
I know what it means for me.
541
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,240
A rush of adrenaline?
That could be a climax!
542
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,520
Jesus Christ, we just got here.
543
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:42,080
[Desiree] Talking about climaxes,
the race for Kayla is heating up.
544
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,960
-It's fair game right now.
-It's fair game.
545
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:48,520
[Seb] Kayla is beautiful.
546
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:52,280
She is, like, the go-to,
but she's everyone's go-to.
547
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,120
Time for me to make my move.
548
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,080
[Desiree] Finally, the racing driver
is stepping on the gas.
549
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,040
Hi!
550
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:01,520
[Desiree] Uh-oh.
551
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,720
Nigel, look at you!
552
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,880
[Desiree] And he's straight back
to the pits.
553
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,800
Shite.
554
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,400
[Desiree] Worst racing driver ever.
555
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,360
We ain't really get a chance to talk yet.
556
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,000
-Yeah, we haven't.
-Right?
557
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,680
I've been on the bench watching.
558
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,240
I'm gonna show the boys
some dominance and who's top dog.
559
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:25,280
My plan is I'm gonna just talk to her,
you know. My mouthpiece is unmatched.
560
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:31,160
Everything is just equally as beautiful,
the view, you, the…
561
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,920
Ooh! You just slipped that in there, huh?
562
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,720
What do you think they're talking about?
563
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,480
What's your favorite color?
564
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,920
Cool. Do you have a lucky number?
565
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,880
So, what's your sign?
566
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,880
-[Desiree] You weren't far off.
-I'm a Libra. What are you?
567
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,200
-A Scorpio.
-Are you dangerous?
568
00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,360
You like danger?
569
00:29:58,440 --> 00:29:59,840
-Yes. Danger is exciting.
-You do?
570
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,200
I'm a red flag.
571
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,120
[both laugh]
572
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,720
[Kayla] I kind of have my eyes set
on Nigel, but I feel like it's early days,
573
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,960
so got to make him work for it.
574
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,040
You got the type of body
where you don't have to work out at all.
575
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,120
-Nigel! You're making me blush.
-You know? Making you blush?
576
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,040
You work out a lot?
577
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,280
You know, I try to look good,
keep it tight. A little muscles.
578
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,200
Do the thing.
579
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,840
What, the… This?
580
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,080
[giggling]
581
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,080
[Nigel] I know Kayla's into me,
and I want to kiss her.
582
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,240
My smile is hard to resist.
583
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:35,280
What's the best thing about somebody,
what do you see first?
584
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,200
I see a smile.
585
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,280
I see the eyes and then the lips.
586
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,200
-The lips?
-Yeah.
587
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:43,520
-Okay.
-You know?
588
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,200
I feel like I'm hot
and blushing right now.
589
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,840
Gotta remember to play it cool,
590
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,560
but sometimes it's hard for me
when it's just sexual tension.
591
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,720
You like mine?
592
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,040
Yeah. They looking juicy.
593
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,640
I'm going in deep.
594
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,280
Let me get a little smooch.
595
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,080
I got the girl everybody wanted.
I think she'll be in my bed.
596
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:25,400
Damn.
597
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,440
It's all bad. All bad.
598
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,600
Shit!
599
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,720
I liked that.
600
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:34,640
Just felt right.
601
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,600
[Kayla] So I've kissed Nigel,
but I'm not going to close myself off
602
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,000
to all other options just yet,
because it's still day one.
603
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,760
Hey, babe.
604
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,800
-Hey, girl. I'm good.
-How are you?
605
00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,800
I really enjoyed that kiss with Nigel,
606
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:05,560
but I need to talk with Jawahir,
and I'm hoping she understands.
607
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,320
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
608
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,080
[Desiree] How thoughtful, Kayla!
609
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,800
Mind you, don't get pushed down
those stairs, though.
610
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,280
Your hair looks beautiful.
611
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,560
Thank you!
612
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:20,000
[Desiree] Nice move. Soften her up first.
Avoid impending threat to life.
613
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,240
Um…
614
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:23,320
I have something to tell you.
615
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,560
I know you've been,
like, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel.
616
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,600
Yeah.
617
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,840
I just want to be open
and honest with you.
618
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,440
We did kiss.
619
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,600
Fucking hell! Are you serious?
620
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,920
I know, I'm sorry! Don't hate me!
621
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:51,680
Inside right now… I'm dying inside.
622
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:58,000
How can I forget about Nigel for a night?
623
00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,400
What the fuck?
624
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,080
[repeating] What the fuck?
625
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:07,640
[Desiree] All Jawa needs is a distraction.
Nick, this could be your big chance.
626
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,880
I don't think he heard me.
627
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,640
Do you know what, you bugger, Nigel, mate?
628
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,120
Come on! It hasn't
even been 24 hours, fam.
629
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,720
It hasn't even been 24--
We're only on day one.
630
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,920
I'm absolutely gutted, mate.
631
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,480
It feels like
someone's punched me in the stomach.
632
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:33,480
But you know what?
It's a marathon, not a sprint.
633
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:35,440
But what about you, bro?
634
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:39,080
-They all got a little splash.
-They do.
635
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:41,720
[James] Kayla is really not
on the table right now, for me.
636
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,440
You got to be strategic.
637
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,440
I'm going to go with Brittan.
638
00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,480
-Game on.
-Game on.
639
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,240
Kayla. What the fuck?
640
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,520
Dude, she made an executive decision.
641
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,640
[sighs]
642
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,560
It don't matter. Don't matter.
643
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,280
I've missed my shot with Kayla.
644
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,640
So, I'm gonna have to change
my game plan from now on, I think.
645
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:10,800
So this is what I was thinking,
like, Jawahir is stunning, bro.
646
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,440
Yes, she's tight, bro.
647
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,800
-You can't sleep on her. You can't.
-Mm-hm.
648
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,440
I'm going to shoot my shot
with Jawahir and see where I'm at.
649
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,840
We hit it off first moment on the beach,
like, I noticed that bunda.
650
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,920
Yes, bro.
651
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,320
[Desiree] Come on, Nick,
you'll miss your big chance.
652
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:33,840
I am the master of my ego.
I forgive myself. I trust myself.
653
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,800
[Desiree] Hitting on yourself, huh?
654
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,080
Let's bounce
before he gets to second base.
655
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,200
Like the old saying goes,
656
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,160
if at first you don't succeed,
go for your second choice.
657
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,279
Hang on, let me sort this for you.
658
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:51,000
Girls laugh their way into bed.
You believe me.
659
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,280
Sebby boy knows what he's doing.
He's calculating in there.
660
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:56,800
And in there.
661
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:00,000
I'm going to be honest,
like, I think you're beautiful.
662
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:02,080
I would like to get to know you more.
663
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,280
Oh, Seb! That's very cute!
664
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,760
That the cutest thing
anyone's ever said to you?
665
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:10,680
No. [laughs]
666
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,800
I really, really, really like Nigel,
667
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,600
but if he's not gonna acknowledge
the fact that I'm there,
668
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,840
I'm just gonna give Seb a chance.
669
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,920
Where is it you're from again?
Amsterdam?
670
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:27,040
Yeah, Amsterdam. I actually speak Dutch,
Swahili, Somalian, Ethiopian.
671
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,280
What is, like, the sexiest thing
you can say to me in, like, any language?
672
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,000
Napenda macho yako.
673
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:34,600
It means I love your eyes.
674
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,280
Wow, that's so nice.
I'm gonna say that's Swahili.
675
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,280
Yeah, it is.
676
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,720
-What a guess!
-Spot on!
677
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,760
-Hit me with something Scottish.
-Drop your scants.
678
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,800
Drop your scants? What the fuck is that?
679
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,120
Drop your pants.
680
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,600
Oh! Drop your scants!
681
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,640
Seb is cute.
682
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:56,600
And he's funny,
and funny guys are dangerous for me.
683
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,200
Just end up naked all the time.
684
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,600
Can you speak Spanish?
685
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,120
No, I only know poquito.
686
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,280
Know what "dame un beso" means?
687
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,160
"Dame un beso?"
What does that mean?
688
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,640
It means, "Give me a kiss."
689
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,640
-Give you a kiss?
-Yeah, that's what that means.
690
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,920
Oh, my God.
691
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,600
Yeah?
692
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,400
That was neat. You're a good kisser.
693
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:37,760
I hate to say I told you so,
but I fucking told you so.
694
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:38,840
Damn.
695
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,320
We're here to have wild love,
and I can't wait to go to bed tonight,
696
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,120
because I'm not sleeping alone.
697
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,760
[Desiree] These sexy sinners
are trading saliva like it's Bitcoin,
698
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:54,720
but in less than two hours,
Lana's gonna put all transactions on hold.
699
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,600
Come in, Captain Lopez,
are you ready for takeoff?
700
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,120
All right, here it goes.
701
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,000
[siren blaring]
702
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:06,840
Hey, guys, Mario here.
703
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,360
[all screaming and cheering]
704
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,240
It's time for your first
Wild Love challenge.
705
00:37:19,240 --> 00:37:20,280
Here we go.
706
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,640
Everything you need is in the bedroom.
707
00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:26,920
Go ahead and get changed
and head to the front of the building.
708
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,320
[continues cheering]
709
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,520
[Desiree] Finally, the bit I've been
waiting for the whole show.
710
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,280
Lana, you have played this perfectly.
Ooh, embroidered outfits!
711
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,520
"Seb!" It's got my name on it!
712
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,720
What is the first challenge?
713
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,720
-Who can have sex the fastest?
-Who can finish the fastest?
714
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,280
Would this not be what you would fly in?
715
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,640
Oh, yeah! We're going to be paragliding!
716
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,160
My heart is going, boom, boom, boom!
I'm afraid of heights.
717
00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,880
Don't make us jump off anything,
please, I beg you.
718
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,440
I reckon that
we're jumping out of a plane.
719
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,040
-Fuck, yeah.
-Oh, my God.
720
00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,520
[Desiree] Props to Mario
for lending us his private jet.
721
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,280
-You good to go, big guy?
-Ready?
722
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,000
How's my wig, most importantly?
723
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:26,480
If the wig's tight,
the show's going to be tight?
724
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,440
[Desiree] I'll take that as a yes.
725
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:32,200
-What do you think we'll do?
-Oh, my God, I'll shit my pants.
726
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,640
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, my God! What the hell?
727
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,960
[Nigel] It's a plane!
728
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,120
Naughty Nigel's got this. It's game time.
729
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,040
[Dominique] Holy shit!
730
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,440
Wild Love, baby!
731
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,720
-What is this?
-[all exclaiming]
732
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:52,400
What is going on?
733
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,560
Am I jumping out of a plane?
What is about to happen?
734
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,800
[Desiree] Your sex lives
are about to join the mile dry club.
735
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,880
Welcome to your first Wild Love challenge.
736
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,560
[all cheering]
737
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,680
What do you think
the challenge is going to be tonight?
738
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,000
-We got to be jumping out this plane.
-Would you have a problem with that?
739
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,640
-Yeah. I got a problem with that.
-I got you.
740
00:39:14,720 --> 00:39:18,000
If we jump out of this plane,
my boobies will fly out.
741
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:19,600
That would be pretty wild.
742
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,960
I guess it's too late to back out,
so we're gonna go with it.
743
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:29,880
Okay. It's now time to find out
what your challenge officially is.
744
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,840
Please welcome
a very special, world famous,
745
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,400
extreme sports expert to reveal all.
746
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,960
[Desiree] An expert?
747
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,600
No way.
748
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,560
[Desiree] Or a cock-blocking cone,
749
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,120
who's about to tell you
what show you are really on.
750
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,240
Oh, my God!
751
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:58,760
My heart is pumping!
752
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:01,320
Inside, my heart is sinking.
753
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,640
[Desiree] The big reveal, without a doubt,
my favorite part of the show.
754
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,560
Oh, my God!
755
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,360
But I can't help but wonder how Lana
is gonna be able to open the car door.
756
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,480
-Like, a thousand little--
-Oh, my God.
757
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,320
[Desiree] Let's put them out of,
I mean, into their misery.
758
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,200
Come on. Talk to me.
759
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:25,920
-Look at that!
-[all cheering]
760
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:29,600
Talk to me nice!
761
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,440
Smoke is coming out through the sunroof.
Like, what the hell?
762
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,840
Oh, my gosh, my heart is gonna stop!
763
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,760
[Desiree] My bad,
I forgot Lana could levitate.
764
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,280
[chimes]
765
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,440
-[all screaming]
-No!
766
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,280
-Bitch.
-No!
767
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:57,200
Peace out!
768
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,360
Oh, my gosh!
769
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,720
[grunts]
770
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:01,840
Why?
771
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,360
[Desiree] Slo-mo screams anyone?
772
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,360
[in slow motion] Oh, no!
773
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,960
Oh, my God!
774
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,920
You're taking the piss!
775
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,080
No!
776
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,880
[normal voice]
We're on Too Hot to Handle.
777
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,920
-This is Too Hot to Handle.
-Oh, my God.
778
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,200
[Lana] As you can see.
This is no longer Wild Love.
779
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,200
Shock of the century. I'm pissed.
780
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,640
"Wild Love" is on the side
of the frickin' cars!
781
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:33,880
[Desiree] Yep. No expense spared by Lana.
782
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:37,840
[Lana] This is in fact, Too Hot to Handle.
783
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,840
[Desiree] They're so busy
worrying about the sex ban,
784
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:45,560
they totally missed the small fortune
we spent on fireworks.
785
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:50,640
I didn't even get to, like,
pleasure myself to say goodbye.
786
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,320
[Dominque]
I'm trying to compute in my brain
787
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:58,000
how I went from thinking
I was jumping out of a plane
788
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,320
to being told my punany was on lockdown?
789
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,520
Somebody bring out Mario, this isn't real.
790
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,240
Mario made me happy.
791
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,560
I don't know how
they hid that from me so well.
792
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,040
Shit. Fuck!
793
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,560
There's going to be no pumping.
794
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,520
I don't know what my hips will do.
They're gonna seize up.
795
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,560
[Lana] You have been specially selected
because all of you
796
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,760
are having meaningless flings
over genuine relationships.
797
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,640
-That's rude.
-It's not wrong.
798
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,280
Not wrong at all.
799
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,680
I've broken so many hearts in my life,
I feel like this is literally karma.
800
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,120
[chuckles]
801
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,480
My ancestors are punishing me right now.
802
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:41,080
[Lana] Since your arrival, I have been
gathering data on your wild behavior,
803
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:45,280
but from now on,
you must adhere to my retreat rules.
804
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,120
-We're fucked. I'm fucked.
-Oh, my God.
805
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,400
[Desiree] Technically,
it's the exact opposite.
806
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,480
There goes my plan to kiss everybody.
807
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,000
I was going to,
like, taste all the flavors,
808
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,880
and now it's like… No.
809
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,440
That's crazy.
810
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,080
I had plans. I had plans.
811
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:07,040
Naughty Nigel don't listen to any rules.
That's what makes him naughty.
812
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:14,000
[Lana] As part of your social development,
I have allocated a prize of $200,000.
813
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,440
[all cheering]
814
00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:22,360
[both] That changes everything!
815
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,000
Sex was definitely the plan,
816
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:30,920
but with 200K on the line, I gotta follow.
There's money on the line.
817
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,440
I am a college student. I need it!
I need it!
818
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,600
Surely we can spend a couple grand on…
819
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:39,800
-We can talk that out.
-We've got 200 of them, you know?
820
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,000
No.
821
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,720
There's a lot of money… to spend.
822
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,000
You see, now that
I can't have it, I want it more.
823
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,400
-No, no, no!
-Come on!
824
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,160
No! You are the only person
that's gonna mess this up for all of us.
825
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:55,200
I'm so serious.
826
00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:00,920
[Lana] So welcome to your long, hard,
827
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,440
sexless…
828
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,280
summer.
829
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,920
This isn't Heaven anymore,
welcome to Hell!
830
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,880
-[groans]
-[Desiree] Oh, it's much worse than Hell.
831
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,720
At least in Hell,
you're allowed to be horny.
832
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,840
Forgive me, Father, because I will sin.
833
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,040
[theme music playing]