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[whistling]

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♪ Camp Splinterwood,
Our summer home ♪

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[driving rock music]

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♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

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♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

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♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

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♪ Zipping in the air ♪

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♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

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♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

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♪ It's absurd! ♪

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♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪

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♪ Flying fast
Look out, duck! ♪

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♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

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♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

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[peaceful music plays]

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[sling rod vibrates]

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[Chuck munches and gulps]

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[sighs] I'm gonna say it.

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Camp Splinterwood is the best place
of all time ever.

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I mean, look around.
It's got awesome everything!

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Trampolines, zip lines, slides,
buildings, a flagpole, grass, trees,

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air, water, my right wing,
the sling rod in my right wing!

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Not to mention
the best-worst counselor on the planet.

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Yeah. This is the perfect summer.

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-[Stella, Chuck and Red sigh]
-Well, not to nitpick,

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but there is one un-awesome thing.

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The food.

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Yeah, seems like Brenda's been
kind of checked out lately.

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Uh, aren't these supposed to be defrosted?

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It's a new recipe called
I'm-Not-Your-Mom Casserole.

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So you're saying
if the food was awesome,

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then this would be the perfect summer?

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Unh! Whoa!
[yelps]

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[muffled explosion]

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Are those…?

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Fish sticks! And they're…

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Mmm! The fish stickiest fish sticks
that ever fish sticked!

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[chews and swallows]

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Crispy, moist, flaky,
exploded to perfection!

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Bomb, you just gave us a chance
at a perfect summer.

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-I did?
-Yeah.

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Let's net these suckers.
It's almost lunchtime!

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See? They're a hit!
Everyone loves them, even Brenda.

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Wow. I almost didn't recognize her.

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She looks…

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happy?

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I know. It's oddly unsettling.

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Wow! Everyone loves my sticks!

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Thanks, kid.

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Looks like you're gonna be
serving up the meals from now on.

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I thought I was just giving
everyone a nice lunch.

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Oh, yeah? Watch this.

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What do you guys want for dinner?

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[Campers] Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

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Perfect summer, here we come!
All thanks to you, Bomb.

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Aw, come on, guys.

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My fish sticks can't be that good.

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[joyful music plays]

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[campers laugh and hoot]

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They're just so crispy. So moist.

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-So flaky flaky!
-Flaky flaky!

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-Jinx!
-Jinx!

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[laughter]

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[swallows]

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Grr!

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[gulps and whimpers]

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[sniffs]

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[chuckles]

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[campers cheering]

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I'm never cooking again!

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Whee!

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It's so odd.

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Usually I loathe this place
and everything it stands for,

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but these fish sticks
have made it quite tolerable.

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Keep those fish sticks coming, Bomb!

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You can count on me, sir.

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[muffled explosion]

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Huh. That's odd.

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[Bomb grunts]

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Boy, you really don't wanna come with me.

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Ha! Bomb one, fish stick zer-- Oh.

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Huh?

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[gulps]

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[Bomb yelps]

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Oof!

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[yawns]

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Uh, go ahead and help yourself,
giant lake monster thing.

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I'll just, um,
go and let everyone know

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we are now completely out of--

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Fish sticks are the best,
aren't they, Neiderflyer?

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Yes!

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Normally, I'd be launching this guy
through your stupid face.

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Yeah. And right about now,
I'd be calling you Neiderjerk

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and commenting on how you're the one
with the stupid face, but--

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-Fish sticks.
-Fish sticks.

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[sighs happily]

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Huh? Aww!

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Oh, I love you, snookums.

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And I tolerate your company, Harold.

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And we all love Bomb.

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For showing us just how drab
and meaningless our lives were

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before his amazing fish sticks!

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Perfect summer!

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Okay! I can do this!

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Just tell them there's no more fish sticks

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and their perfect summer is over.

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Not on my watch.
[sips loudly]

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But-- but what are we gonna do?

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I can't get more fish sticks

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because a monster in the lake
is eating them all.

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No more perfect summer!

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Yeah, what are you, the narrator?
I saw the whole thing.

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But your fish sticks have given me
a taste of the good life.

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So you know what we have to do, right?

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Please don't say,
"Get rid of the lake monster."

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Please don't say,
"Get rid of the lake monster."

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-Get rid of the lake monster!
-Aah

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Oh, man.

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Look, kid. Dinner's in an hour
and I ain't making it. You in?

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Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

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-Fish sticks!
-Okay, but do you even know

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how to take on a monster?

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Ahh, I take on hundreds
of little monsters at every meal.

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Is it just me,
or do you look way cooler than I do?

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That's not saying much,
but yeah, yeah, I do.

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Okay. Step one,
lure the monster out with bait.

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Oh, okay.

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But where will we find bait--?

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[muffled explosion]

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Nope, I didn't find any bait.

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Just a bunch of fish sticks,
because I exploded.

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[Bomb screams]

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Phew!

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[gasps and whimpers]

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Huh?

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[burps]

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Wait a second.

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You love my fish sticks too?

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Oh! You're not a big,
scary, mean monster.

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You're a big, scary,
fish stick-loving monster!

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Destroy the beast!

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[monster screeches]

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[Bomb yells]

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[gasps]

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-[growls]
-Uh, whoops.

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[all] Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

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Where's Bomb with grub?

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I'm sure he has a good excuse
for being this late.

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Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

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Well, I hope he's okay.

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Ah! [yelps]

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[grunts] Some perfect summer
this turned out to be.

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Oh well. If I'm gonna go,
I might as well have one last delicious--

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[Brenda screams]

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[Brenda] Put me down,
you fish stick-stealing beast!

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Aah! Help!

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Brenda!

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Kid! You're alive!
We need to destroy this thing! Ahh!

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Wait, wait! I don't think we do!

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I think he might be a nice monster.

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Well, it ain't being
particularly nice to me!

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Destroy it!

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Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

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Bomb better hope he's been eaten
by a giant lake monster or something,

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'cause I'm gonna turn him
into fish sticks, fish sticks!

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Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks! Fish sticks!

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If Bomb isn't back with fish sticks,
there's gonna be a riot!

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Maybe we could figure out a way

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for the monster and the camp
to share the fish sticks!

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Then everyone would be happy.

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You think this dumb-- unh--
hideous-- ahh-- beast

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is just gonna go splitsies with you? Ow!

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Uh, well, maybe.
[giggles]

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[air whooshing]

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Whoa!

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[Bomb and Brenda yell]

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Fish sticks! Fish sticks!
Fish sticks!

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-[Bomb and Brenda yelling]
-[all gasp]

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[both grunt]

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[campers groaning]

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Gross!

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Is it me or do these fish sticks look like

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they've passed through
the intestines of a giant monster?

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Huh. Yeah. Suddenly I feel like
I'm over fish sticks.

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So, uh, what are we going to eat now?

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[chuckles] Glad to see you
back in the saddle, Brenda.

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Hmph.

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Nothing like a brush with death

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to make you appreciate
the important things in life.

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Exactly.

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Like rediscovering a passion for cooking.

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Wow! I never thought
I'd hear Brenda say the word "passion."

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Nice work, Bomb.

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Well, I'm glad things are back
to normal around here.

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Things got really weird there
for a hot minute.

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I held hands with Neiderjerk! Ugh!

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I guess there is such a thing
as too much perfection.

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Yeah. From now on, let's just do
a regular, old, awesome summer!

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[snores]

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[mutters]

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[chuckles] I'm suddenly craving fish,

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but in some sort
of deep fried stick form or…

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Oh, lake, you read my mind.

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Huh? Ohh!

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[monster gulps and burps]

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[Mighty Eagle yells]

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Oh, excuse me.

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[theme music playing]