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[whistling]

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♪ Camp Splinterwood ♪

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♪ Our summer home ♪

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[driving rock music]

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♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

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♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

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♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

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♪ Zipping in the air ♪

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♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

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♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

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♪ It's absurd! ♪

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♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪

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♪ Flying fast!
Look out, duck! ♪

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♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

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♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

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[Red] Chuck, dude. Hurry up!
We're gonna be late for dodge-bird.

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Seriously, what's going on in there?

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I mean, it is the bathroom.

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What else could possibly be going on in--

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[power tool buzzing]

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-[horn honks]
-[zing]

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[gas passing]

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-["ooga" horn]
-[gas squeaks]

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We'll, uh, just meet you there.

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[toilet flushing]

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[whistling]

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[bird caws]

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[gasps]

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Whoo hoo!

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What?!

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[cawing]

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Wow!

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[shouting]

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[sputtering]

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[groans]

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You were flying!

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How were you flying?
I've never seen you flying!

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-Birds can't fly!
-Eh, Eagles can.

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[gasps]

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What? No!
What? No!

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What?! No-ho-ho!

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Then how come
I've never seen you fly before?

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Yeah, thing is, it takes, like, effort.

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But it's the only way to reach this dude
who owes me money.

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Teach me to fly, please!

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Yeah, I don't know.

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Besides, only eagles can fly,
Chucker, you know.

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Just stick to what
you non-eagles do… crash.

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Way less work. Way more fun.

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Now that I've seen you fly,
the only thing I want in life

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is to experience the glory
of unslung flight.

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Birds come down, but I want to… not.

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Well, now that I can see
this is a dream of yours,

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let me impart this wisdom upon you.

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Find another dream.

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Mind if I borrow this? Thanks, bro.

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Huh! Can't believe Chuck
was a no-show at dodge-bird.

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I'm kind of worried now. I hope he's okay.

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[Chuck shrieks]

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Oh, hey, cheeple!

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-Uh, Chuck, whatcha doing?
-Teaching myself to fly, obviously.

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You know, only eagles can fly.

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Am I the only bird who didn't know that?!

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Hyuh!

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Apparently.

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[laughing]

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So close! You all saw it,
right before that epic crash.

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You know you're not an eagle, right?

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He just needs to get this
out of his system.

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Chuck's gonna Chuck.

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He'll be over this flying thing
by lunch time, guaranteed.

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Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

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-Whah!
-[clang]

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Or not.

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Okay, by dinner time, for sure.

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[all munching]

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-Whaah! Whoo hoo!
-[crash]

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-[Chuck] So close!
-Breakfast?

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Mm-hmm.

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[all munching]

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[Chuck shrieking]

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[glass shatters]

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Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

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Oh, hey, cheeple! Check it out.
I think I'm starting to get it.

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-[screeching]
-[glass shatters]

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This flying like an eagle craze seems
to be lasting a little bit longer

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than Chuck's usual craze.

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[propeller buzzing]

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-Whaaaah!
-[crash]

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[panting]

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[grunts]
Aaaaaah!

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[crash]

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Whoo hoo! Hey, am I doing it?

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It's working!

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I can't believe it. It's really working!

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It's work--

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[blubbing]

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Ohh!

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Whoo hoo hoo!

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This is, like, the 100th activity
Chuck's missed this week.

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And his flight attempts
are getting weirder and weirder.

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Look at me! I'm an eagle! Watch me fly!

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[screeching]

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Whoa!

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[Chuck grunting]

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[screeches]

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Yeah, this flying like an eagle
obsession has to stop.

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Well, we do know one eagle.
Maybe he can help.

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I'm sure he's fine
and y'all are totally overreacting.

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[crash]

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[Chuck laughing]

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[screeching]

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[Mighty Eagle] Are those eagle wings?

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Okay, cultural appropriation
is where I draw the line.

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[Chuck cawing]

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[crash]

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[munching loudly]

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-Hey, bud.
-We have lift off!

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A bit more fuel
and I'll be flying like an eagle!

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[gas passing]

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[Chuck munching]

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Chuck, I can see how much you want this,
but you gotta trust me.

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Flying comes at a cost,
and it's totally overrated.

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-[gas passing]
-[slurping]

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Look, it's fine if you don't want
to help me with my dream,

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but this magical fruit will.

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So I'm not stopping
till I eat all the beans!

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[munching loudly]

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-[rumbling]
-Uh-oh.

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[Chuck screeching]

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I'm flying! I'm fly--

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Ohh! Ow.

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Chuck, I'm sorry.
I can't teach you how to fly.

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But I might know some dudes who can.

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[gas passing]

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[whooping]

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Eagle flying is amazing! Do a swoopie.

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Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

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Ha ha! Yes! I wanna do this so bad!

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[dramatic music]

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[Chuck] Ohh…

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Uh, do they know we're here?

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The Three…

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Know all…

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And everything.

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Yeah… Nice to see you too.

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Look, Chuck here wants to learn
how to fly like an eagle.

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Like, really, really, really badly!

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Thought you dudes might be able to help.

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Also, you, uh, got my five bucks?

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Money is but a construct.

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Created for greed.

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You know, a simple "I don't got it"
would suffice.

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All right, I'm out of here.
Good luck, little dude.

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So, uh, how's this work? Meditation?
Complete reconstructive surgery? Beans?

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Don't say beans.
I already tried 'em, didn't work.

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-[passes gas]
-Is that common crasher…

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Speaking to the Three…

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As though he is worthy…

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[all] Of the Three speaking to him?

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Yes! Because I really, really,
really wanna fly!

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So, please, please, please,
can you help me?!

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The Three have never gifted a crashy bird
with the secret of flight before.

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And frankly,
they find the idea quite ludicrous.

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What makes this crasher
believe himself worthy of eagle flight?

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Birds come down, but I want to… not.

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Amazing!

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So monumentally profound!

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This crashy bird
has the spirit of an eagle.

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I-- I do?

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[eagles whispering indistinctly]

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[whispering continues]

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Yes.

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It has been decided.
The Three shall bestow upon you…

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[all] The secret of flight.

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Yes!

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-[whispering]
-Really?

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-[whispering]
-No way.

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-[whispering]
-That sounds simple enough.

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-[eagles whispering]
-And that?!

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Still more, huh?
Wow, this is a lot of information.

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Should I be writing this down?

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It's happening! I'm actually flying!

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This is amazing!

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Whah hoo hoo hoo hoo!

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This is the greatest moment of my life!

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Ahem! Eagles are not so shouty.

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[whispering] This is the greatest
moment of my life!

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[munching]

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[gas passes]

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[Red] There you are, ME.

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So, what happened with Chuck?

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Oh, yeah. I took him up to the eagle dudes
around to learn how to fly.

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-He's up there now.
-[gasping]

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[Chuck whooping]

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[Stella] Chuck's really flying!

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Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

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[Red] He did it!

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He actually did it!

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-Look at him go! And go! And… go.
-[Chuck whooping]

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What if he never comes back down?

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Thanks so much, guys!

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Flying is everything
I thought it would be!

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I gotta go tell my buddies!

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You mean your crashy friends?

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Look at me. I'm a dumb bird crasher.

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Ouch. Crash. Da-da-doink!

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[eagles laughing]

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Yes, and I'm Mighty Eagle.

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The dumbest "crashiest" bird ever.

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He flew all the way up here
and never even got this!

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[laughing]

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Uh, you know, all my friends
are crashy birds.

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Not anymore!

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Now you fly with the eagles.

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Well, maybe I don't wanna fly anymore.

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Maybe I wanna crash
with my crashy bird friends.

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You cannot go!

219
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You do not crash like a dumb bird.

220
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He has gone beyond the veil.

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You can drop the act, Norm. He's gone.

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[Chuck screeching joyfully]

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[all cheering]

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Wha-hoo-hoo!

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[grunting]

226
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Ha ha! Did you guys see that?
Most epic crash ever!

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You're back!

228
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Yeah, the eagles taught me to fly,
which is pretty cool.

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But I think the real lesson was
being a dumb crashy bird is way cooler.

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But wait! You know the secret of flight?
[gasps] You've gotta tell us!

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Totally! The secret is…

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Uh… uh…

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Huh. It was in there somewhere.

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Now all I see is a bunch
of spinning stars. Oh well!

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[all groan]

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But I do remember something!

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I didn't want you
to have to fly up there again.

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Candy machine, here I come!

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[gas passing]

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[theme song playing]