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[whistling]

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♪ Camp Splinterwood ♪

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♪ Our summer home ♪

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[driving rock music]

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♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

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♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

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♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

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♪ Zipping in the air ♪

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♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

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♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

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♪ It's absurd! ♪

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♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪

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♪ Flying fast!
Look out, duck! ♪

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♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

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♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

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I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Don't do it!

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[squeak, boing]

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Oh, I'm doing it!

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You said I couldn't beat Terence
at tether-bird.

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No! I said you shouldn't beat Terence.
You totally can!

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Right! I totally crush at tether-bird!

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That's the point.

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You're awesome!
You're gonna win, and that…

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[thundering footsteps]

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[birds shrieking]

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[growls]

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…would be really, really bad.

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[grunts]

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'Cause Terence hates losing,
and if you beat him--

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When she beats him.

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Thanks, Bomb.

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Yeah, she's gonna
completely humiliate him!

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And he'll be so full of rage
and frustration, and-- and--

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He'll clobber you!
You're gonna get Melvin'ed!

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Huh? Who's Melvin?

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Exactly! No one remembers Melvin!

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'Cause no one has seen
or heard from him since he beat Terence!

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At tether-bird?

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To the front of the line at lunch!
But blam-o!

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Terence disappeared him.

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It's too dangerous for anyone
to beat Terence at anything! Even you.

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I'm not afraid of Terence.
Trust me, I got this!

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And don't you dare
think about stopping me.

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Ah, okay, tell me to stop her.

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What? She said
don't think about stopping her.

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I'm not! I'm just gonna do it.

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Whee! [giggling]

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[crashing]

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[growling and grunting]

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[grunting]

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[both grunting]

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[birds shriek]

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Uh… Red? Maybe you should
just sit this one out.

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I mean, you know how Stella gets.

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There's no way
we're gonna talk her out of this.

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Then I have to make her lose!
I have to sabotage her.

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Wow, Red, I didn't know you spoke French!

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Je m'appelle Chuck, et toi?

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No! I… Agh! Never mind.

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I'm gonna be the ball.

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But the hatchlings
have squishy baby bones.

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They don't feel a thing.
Nothing hurts 'em!

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[giggling]

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Yeah, and you have non-squishing,
non-baby bones. Everything hurts you.

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That's an exaggeration.

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Ow!

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Okay, fine, but Stella still needs me!
I have to do this.

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-Whee!
-All right. Let's do this, Red.

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Cute, tiny, immune to pain.

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[grunting]

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Okay, one last thing.

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-[straining]
-[both] Ugh.

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[straining] How do I look?

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-Disturbing.
-Agh!

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I can still see it
when I close my eyes!

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[boinging]

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[crashing footsteps]

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[growls]

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All right. First one to bash
the hatchling around the pole wins.

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Is that a regulation-size hatchling?

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Oh, he's just on the bigger-bone side
like I was, aren't you, buddy?

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[grunts]

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Big, small, round, square,
polka dot or whatever, let's do this!

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Ready, set,

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tether-bird!

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[Red shouting]

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[grunting]

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What the…

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-[grunts]
-[Terence growls softly]

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Terence wins!

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[sighs]

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[chuckling]

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[Stella] No way!

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Okay, best out of three.

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[whimpers]

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Ah!

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Great job, guys! Terence wins the--

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Best three out of five!

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[Red grunting]

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-Terence wins--
-Best four out of seven!

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[Red grunting]

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[Red screams]

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Is it over? Please tell me it's over.

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-Best five out of nine!
-[Red whimpers]

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Oh! Uhh!

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[flag pole squeaking]

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I guess that's it.

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[whimpers]

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[groans]

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[Terence laughing]

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So, you thought
you'd do a little victory dance

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to rub it in my face?

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Uh-uh! Uh-uh!

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[chuckling]

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Oh, you're happy you beat me, huh?

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[continues laughing]

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If you're so tough, let's go again!

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But this time, we're doing archery.

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No way you can beat me in that.

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[chuckles]

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I'm gonna stuff that "ha-ha-ha"
right up your beak!

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[Red grunting]

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Where are you going?

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I told you,
we can't let Stella beat Terence!

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I'm not gonna lose her
like we lost Melvin.

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-Who?
-Why does no one remember Melvin?!

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Look, Red, it seems like
Stella has made up her mind.

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Friends don't get in the way
of what friends wanna do.

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Right, like when I wanted
to taste my brain,

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so I picked my nose real deep,
you guys didn't stop me!

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What are you saying?

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You're not gonna talk her out of this.

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Stella's gonna Stella.

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Besides, you're trying to prevent
a clobbering by getting clobbered.

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We just can't watch you
do this to yourself!

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But this is all my fault!
I got her into this mess.

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I have to get her out of it!
Even if I gotta do it alone.

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Whoa! Ooh! Ow. Ow.

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Little help?

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Okay, you might have
beaten me at tether-bird,

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but there's no way
you can take me at archery.

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[Terence chuckling]

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Oh, you think that's funny?
Watch this!

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Uhh!

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Huh? Oof!

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[rubber band stretching]

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[gasps]

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[squish]

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[straining] Bull's-eye.

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[Terence laughing]

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So it's like that, is it?

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Borb tennis, let's go.

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Hiya! Oof!

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Oof! Uhh!

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[Stella grunting]

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Okay, this is gonna sting.

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-[sizzling]
-[Red blubbering]

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Whoa! [shouting]

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Ready, get set…

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[whistle blows]

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[grunting]

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[Terence grunting]

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[panting and grunting]

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[growling softly]

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[grunting]

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Whoa-oh-oh! Uhh!

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[sighs]

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[pounding footsteps]

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Agh!

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[Terence jabbering]

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That's it! This ends now!

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One last competition, winner takes all!

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[chuckling] Yeah.

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[grunting]

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No more, Red. You gotta stop!

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You're so bruised,
you look like an old banana!

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But, uhh, she's…
[panting]

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…gonna get creamed if I don't do this.

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You've already been creamed.
You're gonna get pureed!

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Friends don't get in the way
of what friends wanna do.

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[gasps] Full circle.

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We need to save Red from himself.

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You mean sabortage the saborteur
before he can sabortage the sabortee?

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Uh, yeah! At least, I think that's it.

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Okay, Terence.

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Cross-country slingshotting.

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Last one round the course is the loser!
No take-backs.

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[chuckles]

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Laugh it up, big guy. You're going down!

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Uhh!

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[roars]

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[grunting]

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[grunting]

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[shouts]

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Ah… uhh!

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[Red grunting]
Okay, Stella.

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[groaning]

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Sending you off course
for your own… uhh… good!

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Oh yeah!

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So, how is this supposed to save Red?

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Well, in order for Red
to not smoosh himself,

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we're gonna use this giant rock to--

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To completely smoosh the life out of him?

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Exactly.

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That doesn't sound like a good idea.

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Oh, yeah, actually,
it's the worst idea ever.

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-[both gasp]
-We're gonna kill Red!

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-Red!
-Red!

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[both shouting]

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-[shouting]
-Oof!

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[Red groans]

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So glad you're not squished!

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[Stella laughing]

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Whoo! Hoo hoo!

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[Terence grunting]

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[whooping]

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You sabotaged my sabotaging
with sabotage?

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Oh, we had to! It's over, Red.

219
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We're not letting you hurt yourself
anymore. It's too dangerous!

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Hey, I'm not afraid. Trust me.

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I got this! And don't you dare
think about trying to stop me!

222
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Wait, I sound exactly like Stella.

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Whoa. Double full circle.

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[Stella whooping]

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[birds cheering]

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[birds shriek]

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[ominous music]

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[grunts]

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[gulps]

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[shouting]

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[gasps] I can't look!

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[growls]

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Ohh…

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[Terence chuckling]

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Why are you hugging me?

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Wait a minute. That's not showboating.

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You're just happy
to have someone to play with!

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Uh-huh.

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You know, it's times like these
when using actual words

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would come in real handy, big guy.

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[growls]

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Yeah, still have no idea what that means.

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Sorry, I should have trusted you,
and I shouldn't have--

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Sabotaged me?

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You knew?!

246
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Pfft. Of course!

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It made things more… challenging.

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You're a good friend, Red.

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But if you ever pull a stunt
like that again, you're toast.

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Stella won, Red didn't die,

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and Terence had the best day of camp ever!

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[Terence jabbering excitedly]

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Aww! I love happy endings!

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-[rumbling]
-Hey.

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Isn't that the rock we--

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[all grunt]

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[ending theme]