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[whistling]

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♪ Camp Splinterwood
Our summer home ♪

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[driving rock music]

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♪ For catapulting!
Slingshotting! Getting thrown! ♪

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♪ Campers rocket through the trees ♪

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♪ Cannonballing where they please ♪

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♪ Zipping in the air ♪

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♪ Crashing everywhere ♪

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♪ Archery, dodge-bird, Borb tennis ♪

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♪ It's absurd! ♪

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♪ Here they come!
Red, Stella, Bomb, and Chuck ♪

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♪ Flying fast
Look out, duck! ♪

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♪ All your life you'll be glad
You had this ♪

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♪ Angry Birds Summer Madness! ♪

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All right!

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Hold onto your skulls,
'cause I'm about to blow your minds!

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-[grunts]
-[both] Stella! Stella! Stella!

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Excellent work. You might actually
have a chance this year.

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-All right!
-Yeah! You da big bird!

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[whistle blows]

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Hey, Lynette! Is that a new clipboard?
Looks very clippy!

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Anywho-zle, really excited
to take on Pig Camp

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and do some tower smashing today!

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You seriously think you have what it takes

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to be a smasher in the Intercamp Games?

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Please! I was born to smash!
See, I've been--

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Ugh! Anything to avoid
a speech. Go!

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Yes!

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You're not even watching!
Whoa!

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Not good enough. Next!

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What? I haven't even hit the-- Oof!

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Ow!

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But you didn't give me a chance!
It wasn't fair!

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I don't care about fair.
I care about winning.

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Now, get out of here!

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But we haven't knocked down
the pigs' stacks since I was a hatchling!

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I can do this!

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Let me smash…

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the competition?

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Let me think about it.
I've thought about it. No, not a chance.

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The ball spot goes
to our new team captain, Neiderflyer!

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Neiderflyer? What? He didn't even try out!

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Ha! Losers try out.

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Winners get to be captain.

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Also, he brought me cookies.

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Congratulations on making
a total fool of yourself, Rod.

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"Look at me. I'm Red, flying majestically
into--" Bam! Ha ha!

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-Grr!
-The pig team is already here,

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and the smash team needs to practice.

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So, can all non-smashers who didn't
make the cut because they're losers

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please vacate my face?

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[Red growls]

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Stupid Lynette, picking stupid Neiderjerk!

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I mean, I could have made
stupid cookies! It's not fair! Oof!

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-[pig oinking]
-Huh?

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-[pigs gasp]
-I got it!

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[grunts

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[both] Wow!

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Oinks a lot, whoever you are!

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Hey, look!
The tower's not all wobbly anymore.

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Not even when I do this.

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See, this is why we need Curtis,
our head stacker.

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He woke up today
with an oinkin' case of sniffle snout,

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and now we're an oinkin' pig short!

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Hey, you know, I could be your stacker!

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Uh, sorry to ask
such a personal question, but…

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[oinks] aren't you a bird?

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Oh, I'm a bird, all right.
I'm a bird all the way to the bank.

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Just… I have something to prove
and I can help you win, okay?

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Uh, well, we are a pig short,
[oinks] so…

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welcome to our stacker team!

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I already forgot your oinkin' name,
but you're a bird and our new Curtis,

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so I'm going to call you Birdis!

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Welcome to this year's
Intercamp Games!

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[birds cheering]

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[pigs oinking]

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Oh golly, yes, I'm excited too

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to see Camp Splinterwood's
devastating smashers

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pit themselves against
the rock solid Pig Camp snackers!

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-[pigs grunting angrily]
-Uh, stackers!

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Sorry, I skipped lunch for this.

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Now, remember, we're a team,

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which means it's not about you,
it's about me.

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That funny-looking pig looks like Red.

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That's because it is Red!

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Heh! It doesn't matter.
He wasn't good enough for our team.

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If anything, he's giving us an advantage.

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Round one! Let the Intercamp Games begin!

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Red!

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No fraternizing with the enemy!
Let's start this off with a bang!

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[yelling]

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-Uh-oh!
-[explosion]

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[all oink]

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Point, Pig Camp!

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[pigs cheering]

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We scored! Ha-haw-haw!

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Heh! Lucky break, Rod.

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Way to be a total traitor!
Oink oink!

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Oh, just wait till round two.
I'm only getting started.

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Wait. Hmm.

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-Two oinks to the right.
-Wow. You're really oinking good at this!

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Well, he has had to use
those spindly little legs

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to hold up that beach ball
of a body his whole life! [snorts]

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[Neiderflyer] And now, welcome back
everyone's favorites, Team Neiderflyer!

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I mean, Camp Splinterwood!

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[birds cheering]

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Mwah! Mwah!

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Round two!

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You know,
Red's really got a knack for this.

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Puh-lease! Rod got lucky.

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Chuck, you know
that weirdo zoomy thing you do?

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Of course! I invented it!

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[laughing and hooting]

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-[yelping]
-[bell ringing]

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Point, Pig Camp!

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[Chuck yelps]

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Grr!

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Uhh…

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[all cheering]

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Rod, walk with me.

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No, thanks. I'm good-- Whoa!

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Rod, clearly there's been a mistake.
You shouldn't be with the pigs.

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Oh yeah?

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What say you drop the pig team and join us

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as our official bug juice boy?

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Well, gee, I guess I'd have to say

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Lynette had her chance, and she blew it,

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so you can stick your oinking offer
where the sun don't oink!

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Hey, guys!

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Lay your eyes on this beaut.
It's our best one yet!

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-It's not enough.
-Huh?

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It should be bigger, so no matter
where you go in Camp Splinterwood,

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Lynette won't be able to miss it!

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-We're sure that this is a good idea?
-Trust me on this.

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All right, you heard Birdis!
Let's do this!

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[large pig oinks]

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It's-- it's-- it's the most something-est
something I've ever somethinged!

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Why do I feel like
it looks awfully familiar?

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So, how do you like me now?

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Somehow even less than before.

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Well, if you want all of this to end,
all you need to do is apologize.

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Ugh! Well, if it means
not losing, I am…

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[mumbling]

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I'm… I'm… [grunts]

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It's too hard, not worth it. Forget it!

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Grr! Well, then me and the pigs
are gonna take you down!

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Hey, Cheeps.

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Red, I really think
you're taking this too far.

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Yeah, I was kind of thinking
the same thing,

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but maybe with
a slightly less accusing tone.

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I do sometimes do that, but this
is definitely not one of those times!

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I'm going to make sure
that no one ever doubts me again.

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Oh, I doubt that.

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Watch how a captain does it.

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Ow!

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-Point, Pig Camp!
-[pigs cheering]

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[cheering and oinking]

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Ha ha! Take that, Lynette!

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[wood splintering]

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Uh, that doesn't sound good.

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[worried oinks]

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Guys, don't worry.

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I made sure to wedge everything in
super tight, so it wouldn't break apart.

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So instead of falling into the lake,
it's gonna topple onto the camp

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and crush everyone.

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There's a chance I may have taken this
a teeny, tiny bit too far.

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-That's what I've been trying to tell you!
-Me too, but nicer.

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Aah! We're doomed!

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Hey, yo, remember who we are?

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Uh, my best friends who forgive
and accept me

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despite how dumb I can be?

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I was gonna say the best smashers in camp.

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Yeah, that's probably more relevant.

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Anyone else feel like saving the day?

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Let's do this!

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-Grr!
-Ahh!

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-Unh!
-[farts]

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Wow, Red,
this thing's unbreakable! Great job!

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-[all screaming]
-It's every bird for themselves!

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Don't worry, Cheeps, I'm coming!
I'm gonna smash you out of there!

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Just realizing
I should have come up with a plan

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before launching myself in the air.

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Yeah!

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[wood creaking]

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Point for Team Neiderfly--

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Well, I am officially retiring
from the Intercamp Games.

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No way! Next year's gonna be the best yet!

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Red, how can you even think
about doing this again?

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'Cause I'll be a shoo-in for the team!

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I might even be the best smasher in camp.

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Heh! Won't be good enough!

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Curtis'll be back,

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and you're no match
for real Curtis, Birdis!

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Oh, it is on!

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Yeah! Ha ha!

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Who's Birdis?

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[theme music playing]