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[♪♪♪]

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[Dog barking in distant]

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Brody?

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Brody?

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[Sighs]

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[♪♪♪]

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[Gasping]

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[Taking deep breaths]

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[Screaming]

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[Chuckles]

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[Sighs]

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[♪♪♪]

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[Screams]

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[Taking deep breaths]

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♪The first Noel,
the angel did say ♪

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♪ Was to certain poor shepherds
in fields as they lay ♪

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♪ In fields where they lay
keeping their sheep ♪

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♪ On a cold winter's night
that was so deep ♪

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♪ Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel ♪

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Goodnight, bat.

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[Chuckles]

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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JEN:
You don't have a job.

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I have a job.

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I'm a novelist.

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JEN:
And how's that working out?

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That sounded mean.

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I know.

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But Mom would've wanted you
to build a life for yourself

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in the cabin, you know?

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Not rot away in it.

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I'm your sister.

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I have a right
to be worried about you.

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Build a life?

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Like what your life?

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Squirt out a million kids
before I'm 30?

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JEN:
Three kids.

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I have three beautiful kids.

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And they're your family, too.

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Believe or not,

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they're actually missing
their thia.

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JEN:
Are you still there?

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Gotta go.

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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[Hissing]

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[♪♪♪]

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[Taking deep breaths]

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[Screams]

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Whoa! Whoa!

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It's okay.

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It's okay.

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Julius King,
private investigator.

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JULIUS:
Uh, I'm sorry, ma'am,
for scaring you.

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You okay?

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Um, yeah, I'm sorry I--
I've been jumpy all morning.

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I didn't get much sleep.

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What can I do for you?

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JULIUS:
You know, it's okay.

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-I'll come back another--
-No, no, it's okay.

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Um, I'm fine.

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Come in, please.

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-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, Ms. Romo.

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Olivia.

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Oooh, peppermint.

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Mhmm.

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Uh, you said you're a cop?

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Not actually, no,
I'm a-- a private investigator.

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I'm working for some folks
out of Reno.

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Oh, I-- I don't anybody in Reno.

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But maybe
you could help me anyway.

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You see I've been going around
knocking on doors

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for the last few days.

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And it seems that everybody's
away because of the holidays.

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And then I saw the lights on
in your house, and I thought,

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"“Well, hey, maybe somebody's
home there

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and I'll go over and check
and see--"”

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Sorry. What is this about?

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Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm rambling a little, aren't I?

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I'm actually looking
for someone.

92
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Well, three someones.

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What, like criminals?

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Um, you could say that.

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JULIUS:
Would you uh, take a look
at these photos

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and tell me if you recognize
any of the people.

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See I've been tracking them
for quite a long time.

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And uh, they seem to move around
only at night using back roads.

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I got quite close to
one of them, but uh, he slipped

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through my fingers.

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Are-- are they dangerous?

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[Julius sighs]

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I don't want to scare you
or upset you,

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but yes,
they are very dangerous.

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JULIUS:
That one?

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He's more dangerous
than the other two combined.

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What's his name?

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Luke.

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[Taking deep breaths]

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Have you seen him?

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I um-- no.

112
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No, I'm afraid I haven't.

113
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Are you sure, Ms. Romo?

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Yeah, like you said
with everyone gone

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for the holidays, it's--

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it's been pretty quiet.

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[Chuckles]

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What was that?

119
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Oh, uh, that's just my cat.

120
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Your cat?

121
00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,960
Yeah, he likes to go
in the garage sometimes.

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I think he likes to sniff around
all the old boxes

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and stuff in there.

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I don't know, cats are weird.

125
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Is there anyone else
staying here with you

126
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apart from your cat?

127
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,770
No, just me and Buster.

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Do you like vampires,
Ms. Romo?

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What?

130
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Vampires, you know.

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Dracula, Nosferatu, Twilight.

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No, not really.

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Why?

134
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Oh, I don't know.

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00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:53,370
I just noticed that
you have a vampire book

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on the coffee table
and uh, vampire ornaments

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on your tree.

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I just figured
maybe you like vampires.

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Why not?

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JULIUS:
Lots of people do.

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I mean they think they're--
aw, they're really cool

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and they're so sexy.

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Huh?

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JULIUS:
But they're not.

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You know, I've seen a gang
of vamps rip a man's head off,

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then kick it round in a circle
like a hacky sack.

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Just for fun.

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But vampires aren't real.

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Oh yes, they are
and you know they are,

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don't you, Ms. Romo?

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[Laughing]

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I had you there, didn't I?

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I had you there.

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Yeah, you did.

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That was just a joke.

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I'm just playing with you.

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That's good.

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Oh dear, I guess I should go.

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Yeah.

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Oh, by the way,
um, getting serious here,

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if you see any of the three

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that were in those photographs
anywhere, please call me.

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Don't worry about
the local police,

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they're just aren't up
to handling this.

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00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:06,170
And don't even think about
9-1-1.

166
00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:09,520
Huh, the Severon Group?

167
00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:12,040
JULIUS [OS/ON]:
That's the detective agency
I work for.

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Little bit theatrical
if you ask me,

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but they're a lot of nice folk.

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00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:21,390
Thank you, Ms. Romo,
for the tea.

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It was very refreshing.

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What's that?

173
00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:29,230
Oh, a bat flew against
the window last night.

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A bat?

175
00:13:32,570 --> 00:13:36,340
Yeah, I thought it was dead,
but uh, maybe it flew off.

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Do you see a lot of bats
flying around here

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in the winter?

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00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:43,550
Not really, no.

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You know why that is, right?

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All the bugs, flying insects,
and things that uh,

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bats feed on,
they all hide when it gets cold.

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Bats, they either hibernate
or they fly south

183
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where it's warmer.

184
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:02,980
Huh.

185
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,610
If you see a bat flying around
in the winter,

186
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have to ask yourself
one question,

187
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"“What's it eating?"”

188
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:26,420
[♪♪♪]

189
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Hey Simon, it's me.

190
00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:39,330
I'm in a little town
outside of Tahoe.

191
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,510
I think I'm close to nailing
one of the subjects.

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I winged him pretty good
last night.

193
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He'd probably die on his own.

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[Chuckles]

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Wanna make sure.

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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00:15:22,370 --> 00:15:31,280
[♪♪♪]

199
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,390
I'm coming in, okay?

200
00:15:48,950 --> 00:15:50,130
Don't be afraid.

201
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[♪♪♪]

202
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:11,700
[Screams]

203
00:16:12,910 --> 00:16:13,870
Luke!

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00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,190
I um--
I brought you some clothes.

205
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:21,260
Uh, sorry, I--
I don't have any men's clothes.

206
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,020
Those are my mum's old things.

207
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I didn't know
what to do with them.

208
00:16:24,710 --> 00:16:27,540
So I shoved them in all boxes
and now I'm glad I did.

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00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:30,100
I'm sure there's something
you could wear

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for the time being,
so you're not you know,

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uh naked and freezing.

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OLIVIA:
Uh, feel free to rip stuff up
if you need like a tourniquet

213
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for that huge hole
on your side.

214
00:16:41,450 --> 00:16:44,700
Uh, I can get you something
more appropriate um,

215
00:16:44,730 --> 00:16:46,800
if you tell me your sizes
what you like to wear,

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00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,910
that sort of thing.

217
00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:51,150
Oh, I'm Olivia, by the way.

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00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:52,600
Blood.

219
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,500
OLIVIA:
What?

220
00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:54,670
I need blood.

221
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:56,260
Oh blood, right.

222
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,680
OLIVIA:
Because, a vampire.

223
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:01,470
Yeah, um, I'm fresh out
at the moment,

224
00:17:01,510 --> 00:17:04,300
but you know
what I-- I can um--

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00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,310
I think I know a place
that has them.

226
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:07,380
Yeah.

227
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:10,210
Um, so I'll just get you
some shirts, sweaters,

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and a few pints of blood.

229
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,380
Maybe a pair of pants,

230
00:17:14,420 --> 00:17:18,420
I'm thinking of like
a size 32 waist, am I close?

231
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:19,490
No pants.

232
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Blood.

233
00:17:22,150 --> 00:17:23,360
Okay, gotcha.

234
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,950
Save the pants for later,
focus on the blood.

235
00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:28,090
I'm gonna go right now, okay.

236
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:37,200
[♪♪♪]

237
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[Chuckles]

238
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:54,080
Could I have a half pound
of the lean ground beef

239
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:59,460
and uh, half pound of the--
the skirt steak?

240
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,740
Oh yeah, and um,
do you sell blood?

241
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:13,680
[♪♪♪]

242
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:28,700
[♪♪♪]

243
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:46,270
Oh, um good,
you found something to wear.

244
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,130
Uh, blood?

245
00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:54,690
[Gulps]

246
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,760
[Coughs]

247
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:57,860
What is this?

248
00:18:58,560 --> 00:18:59,280
Pig's blood.

249
00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:02,010
They were practically giving
it away at the butcher shop.

250
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:03,420
OLIVIA:
Who knew?

251
00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:04,840
Pig's blood.

252
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,120
Uh, I could take it back
if you don't--

253
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,530
No, it's fine.

254
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,710
[Gulping]

255
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:23,300
More, please.

256
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:31,760
More.

257
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,490
More.

258
00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,080
Uh, more?

259
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,220
No.

260
00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:47,360
I need sleep.

261
00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:52,540
Uh, I got a sleeping bag
if you want.

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00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:22,920
OLIVIA:
I-- I thought you might be up.

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00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:28,470
Wow, you look different.

264
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Feel different.

265
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,340
Feel a lot better actually.

266
00:20:32,890 --> 00:20:34,030
Can I come in?

267
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,270
It's your house.

268
00:20:51,530 --> 00:20:53,010
Can I help you with something?

269
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:57,640
Oh, uh, well okay.

270
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:02,640
You're a vampire obviously,
right.

271
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:03,850
Right.

272
00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:04,540
Right.

273
00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:07,930
So I write about vampires

274
00:21:09,620 --> 00:21:12,030
and I read about them a lot

275
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,480
and I've seen
a lot of vampire movies.

276
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,860
I mean a lot, a lot.

277
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:17,870
Okay.

278
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,390
OLIVIA:
But-- but I never
actually met one.

279
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:20,970
Like in-- in the flesh.

280
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,350
[Laughs]

281
00:21:22,390 --> 00:21:23,870
I-- I didn't even know
they were real until today.

282
00:21:23,910 --> 00:21:26,670
So this is kind of a big deal
for me.

283
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,920
[Takes deep breath]

284
00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:34,780
What do you want to know?

285
00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:38,200
Oh, um, okay.

286
00:21:38,610 --> 00:21:41,750
Well, oh God, there's so much
I-- I wanna know.

287
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,170
Oh, okay, I got it.

288
00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:47,520
Um, let--
let's start with the rules.

289
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:49,350
What rules?

290
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:50,620
OLIVIA:
You know, the rules.

291
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:55,420
Like how in some vampire stories
uh, crosses and holy water

292
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:56,840
are deadly to you.

293
00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:59,390
In others, it's like God
and the Bible have nothing to do

294
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:01,360
with vampires,
so it's useless against them.

295
00:22:01,390 --> 00:22:02,500
Things like that.

296
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:05,600
For example,
you can turn into a bat.

297
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:06,780
See?

298
00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:07,680
That-- that's a curveball
for me.

299
00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:09,370
That's like old school.

300
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,640
Um, I mean I like it,
don't get me wrong.

301
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,720
Ooh, can you turn into a bat
right now?

302
00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,790
Maybe some other time.

303
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:20,100
Right,
because you're still healing.

304
00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:24,690
Uh, so let's start
with the basics.

305
00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:26,630
A stake through the heart.

306
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,110
Will that kill you?

307
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,010
I imagine a stake to the heart
would kill pretty much anything.

308
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,320
What about crosses?

309
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,250
Can you look at them?

310
00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:34,290
Prefer not to.

311
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,150
Garlic?

312
00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:36,150
Gives me hives.

313
00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,080
Holy water?

314
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,910
Depends on the priest
who blessed it.

315
00:22:38,950 --> 00:22:40,120
Meaning?

316
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,950
Meaning if he diddled kids,
I'll probably be fine.

317
00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:43,850
Gross.

318
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,710
Yeah. But this?

319
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,650
Crossbow bolt dipped
in holy water.

320
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,610
The real deal.

321
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:50,890
No shit.

322
00:22:51,890 --> 00:22:52,690
No shit.

323
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,450
And what about sunlight?

324
00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,140
What about it?

325
00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,310
Do you burn up if you go outside
during the day?

326
00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:01,210
I wouldn't burn up,

327
00:23:02,070 --> 00:23:03,460
but it wouldn't feel
very good either.

328
00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,080
What does it feel like?

329
00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:06,150
Being in the sun?

330
00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,320
Yeah.

331
00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:10,910
Feels like being kicked
in the balls.

332
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,670
Over and over again.

333
00:23:12,710 --> 00:23:16,570
Oh, and what does getting kicked
in the balls feel like?

334
00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:23,370
OLIVIA:
Oh silver?

335
00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:25,620
Or is that just for werewolves?

336
00:23:25,890 --> 00:23:27,690
Wait, are werewolves real, too?

337
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,030
Was somebody here earlier?

338
00:23:29,070 --> 00:23:29,690
OLIVIA:
Huh?

339
00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:31,790
Guy in a big coat?

340
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,730
Oh, you mean Julius King.

341
00:23:34,110 --> 00:23:35,180
You know his name!

342
00:23:35,210 --> 00:23:37,280
Whoa, it's okay.

343
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:38,520
I didn't tell him anything.

344
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,420
What's the big deal?

345
00:23:39,460 --> 00:23:40,660
What's the big deal?

346
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,600
Who do you think gave me this?

347
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,880
Fucker shot me with a crossbow
last night.

348
00:23:46,910 --> 00:23:47,670
Nearly killed me.

349
00:23:48,090 --> 00:23:50,230
Look, he doesn't know
you're here.

350
00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:51,230
I-- I swear.

351
00:23:51,850 --> 00:23:53,820
He was going door to door
looking for you.

352
00:23:55,130 --> 00:23:56,200
Somebody's outside.

353
00:23:56,540 --> 00:23:57,680
OLIVIA:
There's nobody out there.

354
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,890
Somebody is outside right now!

355
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:01,960
Are you sure?

356
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,380
Yes, go check.

357
00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:05,860
-Luke--
-LUKE: I'm weak.

358
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:07,830
I can't fight back
if somebody comes for me.

359
00:24:09,660 --> 00:24:11,110
-But Luke, if--
-Go!

360
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:20,050
[♪♪♪]

361
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:35,060
[♪♪♪]

362
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,870
There's nobody out there.

363
00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:45,830
You sure?

364
00:24:45,870 --> 00:24:46,490
Yes.

365
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,800
Positive?

366
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:48,800
Well, why don't you go
and check for yourself?

367
00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,180
[Scoffs]

368
00:24:52,910 --> 00:24:54,260
So, what's your deal anyway?

369
00:24:54,290 --> 00:24:55,050
My deal?

370
00:24:55,670 --> 00:24:56,780
LUKE:
Who the hell are you?

371
00:24:57,290 --> 00:24:58,050
Why are you helping me?

372
00:24:58,710 --> 00:25:00,950
Well, like I said,
my name is Olivia

373
00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:03,440
and I'm helping you,
because I want to get to know

374
00:25:03,470 --> 00:25:04,750
a real-life vampire.

375
00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:08,890
Which probably sounds like
a real stupid reason to you.

376
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:10,170
You think?

377
00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:15,140
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

378
00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:16,450
Close it!

379
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,140
LUKE:
Please close it!

380
00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:19,110
Olivia, close it.

381
00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:21,110
Please, Olivia,
I'm begging you, close it.

382
00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:25,080
Look, if you don't want my help,
there's the door.

383
00:25:25,110 --> 00:25:25,910
I'm sorry, okay.

384
00:25:25,940 --> 00:25:27,290
I didn't mean to upset you.

385
00:25:28,950 --> 00:25:31,500
Listen, Olivia,
I'm not strong enough

386
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:32,400
to go out there yet.

387
00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:33,160
Okay?

388
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:38,300
Just please close it
before somebody sees me.

389
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:47,240
[♪♪♪]

390
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,700
Look,
whatever that man told you,

391
00:25:55,350 --> 00:25:56,870
I'm not a bad guy.

392
00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:59,420
No, you never ripped someone's
head off and kicked it around

393
00:25:59,460 --> 00:26:00,420
like a hacky sack?

394
00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:01,080
What?

395
00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:02,670
No.

396
00:26:04,290 --> 00:26:05,400
Is that really what he told you?

397
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,290
But still, you're a vampire.

398
00:26:07,330 --> 00:26:08,780
You kill people to live.

399
00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:09,950
I drink people's blood.

400
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:11,640
I don't kill them.

401
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,260
[Chuckles]

402
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,470
You expect me to believe that?

403
00:26:14,510 --> 00:26:15,750
If I was leaving
dried-up corpses

404
00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:17,060
up and down the Stateline,

405
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:18,680
don't you think
somebody would have noticed?

406
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,650
Well, maybe because
you're turning them all

407
00:26:20,690 --> 00:26:21,720
into vampires?

408
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:24,380
Doesn't work like that.

409
00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:25,730
Then how does it work?

410
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,110
You can only turn someone
if you were born a vampire.

411
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,040
I'm not making this shit up!

412
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,490
Well, if you're such
a great guy,

413
00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:34,740
why are people trying
to kill you?

414
00:26:34,770 --> 00:26:36,220
People aren't trying to kill me.

415
00:26:37,150 --> 00:26:39,740
The Severon Group
is trying to kill me.

416
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:40,980
Whatever.

417
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:43,360
Hey, the Severon Group
is not whatever.

418
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,850
They're a bunch
of jack-booted fascist thugs

419
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,230
and they will kill anything
that doesn't fit

420
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:49,090
into their narrow-minded view
of the world.

421
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,650
They've already wiped out
unicorns, and shape-shifters,

422
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,750
and-- and candy elves.

423
00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:54,890
Candy elves?

424
00:26:54,930 --> 00:26:55,860
They're as cool
as they fucking sound

425
00:26:55,890 --> 00:26:57,790
and you'll never get to meet
a candy elf,

426
00:26:57,830 --> 00:27:00,110
because the Severon Group
killed every last one of '‘em.

427
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:01,830
And as for vampires,

428
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,010
it's down to just me
and a few others out there.

429
00:27:06,390 --> 00:27:08,290
I mean, for all I know,
they're all dead already.

430
00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:09,940
You might be looking
at the last fucking

431
00:27:09,980 --> 00:27:11,360
samurai over here, Olivia.

432
00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:16,360
Look, you're all I've got.

433
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,610
If I can crash here
just for a few more nights,

434
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:20,990
just until I get
my strength back--

435
00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:21,440
Okay.

436
00:27:22,710 --> 00:27:23,270
Okay?

437
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:28,270
I, um, it's been a long day
for me.

438
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,830
I'm gonna go to bed.

439
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,380
I'll see you tomorrow.

440
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,730
Olivia?

441
00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,420
Do I still need to be locked up
in the garage?

442
00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:43,800
Until I know I can trust you?

443
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:45,740
Yeah.

444
00:27:50,020 --> 00:27:52,020
Can I at least have a magazine
or something to read?

445
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,710
I'm gonna be bored
out of my mind

446
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:55,440
in here all night.

447
00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:04,170
You can read this
if you want.

448
00:28:17,770 --> 00:28:19,120
Touched by a Vampire?

449
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:25,400
[Exhaling]

450
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:35,720
[♪♪♪]

451
00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:50,730
[♪♪♪]

452
00:28:56,670 --> 00:29:05,750
[♪♪♪]

453
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:20,760
[♪♪♪]

454
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:35,780
[♪♪♪]

455
00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:41,990
[Gasping]

456
00:29:42,790 --> 00:29:44,550
[Takes deep breaths]

457
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:29,900
[♪♪♪]

458
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,120
LUKE:
Let me guess.

459
00:30:43,670 --> 00:30:44,610
Pig's blood.

460
00:30:47,230 --> 00:30:48,200
[Sighs]

461
00:30:51,540 --> 00:30:53,410
Oh, it's Count Orlok.

462
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,440
From Nosferatu?

463
00:30:57,170 --> 00:30:59,450
Yeah, I know what it's from.

464
00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:02,070
Do-- do you not like Nosferatu?

465
00:31:02,450 --> 00:31:03,620
No, I don't.

466
00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:07,420
In fact most vampires find it
a deeply offensive portrayal

467
00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:08,080
of our people.

468
00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:10,080
Wait, really?

469
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:12,910
It's like our
Birth of a Nation.

470
00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:14,910
Oh God, I'm-- I'm so sorry.

471
00:31:14,950 --> 00:31:16,910
I didn't mean to offend or--

472
00:31:16,950 --> 00:31:18,120
I'm just fucking with you.

473
00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:19,260
Oh.

474
00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:19,810
[Chuckles]

475
00:31:20,190 --> 00:31:21,440
[Slurps, gulps]

476
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:24,130
Does it really taste
that different?

477
00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,680
I mean pig's blood versus.

478
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:32,270
I don't mean to sound ungrateful
but it's like the difference

479
00:31:32,310 --> 00:31:35,760
between a craft beer
and warm piss?

480
00:31:36,380 --> 00:31:37,690
Well, did you know that
you can actually drink

481
00:31:37,730 --> 00:31:38,380
your own pee.

482
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,800
It's true and in fact,
did you know that

483
00:31:41,830 --> 00:31:43,600
there is actually less bacteria
in urine

484
00:31:43,630 --> 00:31:44,630
than there is in tap water?

485
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:47,810
What?

486
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:56,920
[♪♪♪]

487
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:11,930
[♪♪♪]

488
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:19,420
[Grunts]

489
00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:20,560
I think this is starting
to heal up.

490
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,600
It was slow going at first,
but I guess it just needed time.

491
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,440
Oh.

492
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:34,510
I didn't really
get a chance to--

493
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:35,470
It's fine.

494
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,580
It's good so far.

495
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:39,380
Really.

496
00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:41,000
Forget it.
It's-- it's stupid.

497
00:32:42,450 --> 00:32:45,660
I'm just gonna go inside
and make some breakfast.

498
00:32:46,830 --> 00:32:48,490
Human breakfast.

499
00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:54,360
[Sighs]

500
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,700
I'll be moving in now.

501
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,080
SIMON:
You sure he's in there?

502
00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,530
Yeah.

503
00:32:59,570 --> 00:33:01,190
Alert the disposal team.

504
00:33:02,430 --> 00:33:04,330
There'll probably be a casualty.

505
00:33:04,570 --> 00:33:05,610
Human.

506
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,640
SIMON:
Human?

507
00:33:07,230 --> 00:33:08,920
The bitch has been
keeping him alive.

508
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:18,030
[♪♪♪]

509
00:33:25,730 --> 00:33:27,010
[Gasps & grunts]

510
00:33:27,530 --> 00:33:30,320
Where is the vampire,
you whore of Satan?

511
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,150
Hey.

512
00:33:31,190 --> 00:33:32,430
Tell me
where you've hidden him

513
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:37,500
or I swear I will snap
your fucking neck like a twig.

514
00:33:38,050 --> 00:33:41,020
Right here, right now.

515
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,060
Luke!

516
00:33:45,100 --> 00:33:46,200
[Grunting]

517
00:33:49,890 --> 00:33:51,520
[Laughs]

518
00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:54,520
[Grunting]

519
00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:03,080
Oh, I've waited a long time.

520
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,980
[Screaming]

521
00:34:05,010 --> 00:34:05,770
How does that feel?

522
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,430
Is that good?

523
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,400
[Indiscernible speech]

524
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,270
[Grunting]

525
00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:23,000
Okay.

526
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,620
We need to figure out--

527
00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:26,830
[Screaming]

528
00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:29,210
Holy shit!

529
00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:38,840
[Taking deep breaths]

530
00:34:38,870 --> 00:34:47,780
[♪♪♪]

531
00:34:58,790 --> 00:34:59,830
LUKE:
Olivia?

532
00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:03,480
Olivia, can we talk?

533
00:35:04,450 --> 00:35:06,730
It was him or me, Olivia,
you know that.

534
00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:10,390
Look, I know
you must be upset right now,

535
00:35:10,420 --> 00:35:12,180
but just say something,
will you?

536
00:35:32,170 --> 00:35:33,030
JEN:
Hi, this is Jen.

537
00:35:33,070 --> 00:35:33,720
Leave a message.

538
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,760
Hey, hermana, um,

539
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:41,350
just calling
because it's almost Christmas

540
00:35:41,380 --> 00:35:44,700
and I really miss you right now.

541
00:35:47,770 --> 00:35:52,530
Um, you know what,
I am being stupid.

542
00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:56,260
You don't have to return
this call.

543
00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:16,250
[♪♪♪]

544
00:36:23,190 --> 00:36:24,220
LUKE:
Olivia!

545
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:26,640
Olivia, is that you?

546
00:36:28,430 --> 00:36:29,670
Who else would it be?

547
00:36:30,810 --> 00:36:33,370
LUKE:
Listen, I read your manuscript.

548
00:36:34,610 --> 00:36:35,340
And?

549
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:36,610
LUKE:
I liked it.

550
00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:38,170
Yeah, right.

551
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,030
LUKE:
I'm serious!

552
00:36:39,650 --> 00:36:41,340
You have a really good voice.

553
00:36:42,790 --> 00:36:44,930
Well, if that was true,
I'd be published by now.

554
00:36:46,350 --> 00:36:49,110
LUKE:
Yeah, well, about that?

555
00:36:49,830 --> 00:36:51,730
I think I have some notes
for you that could help.

556
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:53,490
Just a little feedback.

557
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,430
Maybe a real vampire's
perspective could help you

558
00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:57,600
with your next draft.

559
00:36:58,360 --> 00:36:59,640
Punch it up a little.

560
00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:01,150
What do you say?

561
00:37:01,190 --> 00:37:10,270
[♪♪♪]

562
00:37:23,590 --> 00:37:26,940
Can you get to the other side
of the room please?

563
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,010
LUKE:
Uh yeah, sure.

564
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,640
Is there still blood
all over the place?

565
00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:38,090
LUKE:
No, I mopped it up
with the cleaning stuff

566
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,050
that I found in here.

567
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:40,470
It looks nice, I swear.

568
00:37:56,350 --> 00:38:00,070
OLIVIA:
Uh, it is clean in here.

569
00:38:00,490 --> 00:38:01,590
Where did you put the body?

570
00:38:01,630 --> 00:38:02,630
Oh God!

571
00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:03,460
[Gasps]

572
00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:05,800
Oh yeah, sorry about that.

573
00:38:13,670 --> 00:38:15,370
It's cold enough in here
that the body should keep

574
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,680
for a few days.

575
00:38:16,710 --> 00:38:18,960
So when I'm strong enough,
I'll take it with me

576
00:38:18,990 --> 00:38:20,540
and bury it somewhere.

577
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:25,620
We could talk out
in the living room?

578
00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:50,090
I like your place.

579
00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:54,510
Cosy.

580
00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:55,750
Thanks.

581
00:38:57,130 --> 00:38:57,960
Do you ski?

582
00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:00,000
Snowboard?

583
00:39:01,100 --> 00:39:02,030
No, I--

584
00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:03,790
You live in Tahoe.

585
00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,590
Thought you might ski is all.

586
00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:08,590
My mom skied.

587
00:39:08,630 --> 00:39:09,900
This was her place.

588
00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:13,870
She um, died last year.

589
00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:16,460
Ovarian cancer.

590
00:39:18,950 --> 00:39:20,050
I'm sorry.

591
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:22,470
Thanks.

592
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,020
My mom left me this place
in her will.

593
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:28,750
My sister was already
married off at that point

594
00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:32,750
and mom probably figured
I wouldn't be able to pay rent

595
00:39:32,790 --> 00:39:34,620
on my apartment for much longer.

596
00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:39,070
She was right, as usual.

597
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,730
How long have you been writing?

598
00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:46,660
Oh, I don't know.

599
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,320
Since I was a little kid.

600
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,530
As far back as I can remember.

601
00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:52,770
Anne Rice or Stephenie Meyer?

602
00:39:53,150 --> 00:39:54,020
Huh?

603
00:39:54,050 --> 00:39:55,430
LUKE:
Anne Rice or Stephenie Meyer?

604
00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:56,360
Who do you wanna be?

605
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,680
I wanna be me.

606
00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:01,470
You said you had some notes
on my book?

607
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,090
[Clears throat]

608
00:40:03,130 --> 00:40:03,780
Yeah.

609
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,960
Let me start with the stuff
that I liked.

610
00:40:09,580 --> 00:40:11,030
The prose is really clean
and confident.

611
00:40:11,070 --> 00:40:13,040
It's not too flowery
with a bunch of fifty-cent words

612
00:40:13,070 --> 00:40:13,930
stuck in there.

613
00:40:13,970 --> 00:40:15,180
LUKE:
And the Anna character is gr--

614
00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:16,250
Skip to the stuff you hate.

615
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,140
I can take it.

616
00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,840
Okay.

617
00:40:19,870 --> 00:40:23,870
In that case, let's talk about
the setting.

618
00:40:23,910 --> 00:40:25,460
Romania?

619
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:26,080
Yeah.

620
00:40:27,190 --> 00:40:31,260
I chose Romania, 'cause it's got
like this gothic

621
00:40:31,290 --> 00:40:32,850
sort of Bram Stoker sort of--

622
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,710
Yeah, I know why you chose it.

623
00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:36,200
But you need to change it.

624
00:40:36,230 --> 00:40:38,300
Vamps aren't moping around
in dusty old castles

625
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,030
in eastern Europe, okay?

626
00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:41,100
They go to cool places.

627
00:40:41,130 --> 00:40:42,410
Cool as in cold?

628
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,030
Cool as in fun.

629
00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:45,830
Tokyo, London, Tahoe.

630
00:40:46,900 --> 00:40:49,490
I mean have you ever been
to Romania?

631
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:51,660
It fucking sucks.

632
00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:53,590
There is nothing to do there.

633
00:40:53,630 --> 00:40:55,460
Okay, I get it.

634
00:40:55,490 --> 00:40:57,800
I'll consider changing
the setting.

635
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:58,600
What else?

636
00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:00,190
LUKE:
The characters.

637
00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:02,810
So you have Anna the human
and Vladimir the vampire

638
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,360
she falls in love with, right?

639
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:05,500
OLIVIA:
Right.

640
00:41:05,540 --> 00:41:08,330
Like I said the Anna character
is great.

641
00:41:08,370 --> 00:41:09,400
I like her a lot.

642
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,230
But Vladimir...

643
00:41:11,270 --> 00:41:11,920
[Blows raspberry]

644
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,230
What's wrong with Vladimir?

645
00:41:13,270 --> 00:41:14,820
Let's start with his name.

646
00:41:14,860 --> 00:41:17,440
No self-respecting vampire
would ever call himself,

647
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,000
"Vladimir".

648
00:41:19,030 --> 00:41:20,860
You might as well have called
him "Dildo".

649
00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:22,350
You need to
pick something stylish.

650
00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,520
Something with a little pizzaz.

651
00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:24,660
Something like...

652
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:28,040
...Zach.

653
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,210
Zach.

654
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,010
Zach's a great vampire name.

655
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,050
You want him to blend
into society, don't you?

656
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:34,980
How about Ethan?

657
00:41:36,390 --> 00:41:37,670
Ethan works, too.

658
00:41:37,710 --> 00:41:39,360
Yeah, I like Ethan.

659
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:40,710
Zach, Ethan whatever.

660
00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:42,540
There are bigger problems here
than just his name.

661
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:44,540
I mean,
this guy is a piece of shit.

662
00:41:44,580 --> 00:41:46,890
Meanwhile, Anna, she's smart,
she's successful,

663
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,370
she owns her own tile
and linoleum flooring company.

664
00:41:49,410 --> 00:41:52,270
I don't believe for a second
that she would go for this guy.

665
00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:53,790
Why not?

666
00:41:53,830 --> 00:41:56,730
For starters, he's a creepy guy
named Vladimir that lives

667
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,620
in a moldy old castle
in Romania.

668
00:42:00,870 --> 00:42:02,970
But you're gonna change
all that.

669
00:42:03,010 --> 00:42:04,280
Maybe.

670
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:06,670
The biggest issue is that
I want him in the driver's seat.

671
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,390
I want him to take control.

672
00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,630
I mean he's whining like
a little bitch

673
00:42:09,670 --> 00:42:12,020
up until page 250.

674
00:42:12,050 --> 00:42:14,400
And by that point,
the book's nearly over.

675
00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:16,430
He's a vampire, Olivia.

676
00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:18,570
Being a vampire isn't sad.

677
00:42:18,610 --> 00:42:20,510
It's awesome.

678
00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:21,650
You live forever.

679
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,130
Every day is a party.

680
00:42:23,170 --> 00:42:25,650
You don't have to pay taxes
or wait in line in the DMV

681
00:42:25,690 --> 00:42:27,270
or worry about
your fucking cholesterol.

682
00:42:27,310 --> 00:42:32,140
Vladimir-- Ethan is sad because
his old life is gone.

683
00:42:32,170 --> 00:42:33,210
Don't you get that?

684
00:42:34,110 --> 00:42:36,140
Every single person he knew
and loved

685
00:42:36,180 --> 00:42:39,700
before he was a vampire
has grown old and died.

686
00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:43,220
I mean don't you miss
your old life?

687
00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:45,740
What you mean when I was human?

688
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,500
No.

689
00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:49,710
Not even a little bit?

690
00:42:53,020 --> 00:42:54,580
You wanna know something crazy?

691
00:42:56,410 --> 00:42:59,750
I don't even remember my life
before I became a vampire.

692
00:42:59,790 --> 00:43:01,270
That can't be true.

693
00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:02,690
It is.

694
00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:04,240
I've heard it's like
this amnesia thing that happens

695
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,590
when you change.

696
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,660
Huh.

697
00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:13,700
Maybe it's a defense mechanism
to help you cope

698
00:43:13,730 --> 00:43:14,910
with the transition?

699
00:43:16,870 --> 00:43:18,740
That could be interesting
to explore.

700
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:21,600
[Chuckles]

701
00:43:22,330 --> 00:43:23,740
Could be interesting.

702
00:43:23,780 --> 00:43:28,200
Like he's trying to remember
his old human life

703
00:43:28,230 --> 00:43:29,650
by following the clues.

704
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,650
Oh, and Anna could help him.

705
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,130
They'd be like solving
the mysteries

706
00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:36,550
of his past together
and fall in love.

707
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:37,690
That could be good.

708
00:43:40,310 --> 00:43:41,420
Could be very good.

709
00:44:05,470 --> 00:44:14,380
[♪♪♪]

710
00:44:20,490 --> 00:44:29,390
[♪♪♪]

711
00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:44,410
[♪♪♪]

712
00:44:45,790 --> 00:44:47,170
I'm not ready.

713
00:44:50,830 --> 00:44:52,490
I need more time.

714
00:44:52,520 --> 00:45:01,430
[♪♪♪]

715
00:45:13,580 --> 00:45:22,480
[♪♪♪]

716
00:45:28,590 --> 00:45:37,500
[♪♪♪]

717
00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:52,510
[♪♪♪]

718
00:45:58,620 --> 00:46:07,530
[♪♪♪]

719
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:22,540
[♪♪♪]

720
00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:37,560
[♪♪♪]

721
00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:52,570
[♪♪♪]

722
00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:58,960
Shit!

723
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,730
Is it Christmas already?

724
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,350
Uh, Christmas Eve.

725
00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:13,010
My mom would always let
my sister and me open one gift

726
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,940
the night before.

727
00:47:14,970 --> 00:47:16,980
But I didn't get you anything.

728
00:47:17,010 --> 00:47:19,630
Well, yeah,
because you live in my garage.

729
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:20,910
Open it.

730
00:47:20,950 --> 00:47:22,050
[Chuckles]

731
00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:28,540
I figured you'd be sick of
wearing my mum's old clothes,

732
00:47:28,570 --> 00:47:29,510
is all.

733
00:47:34,860 --> 00:47:36,170
Thank you, Olivia.

734
00:47:37,580 --> 00:47:38,860
For everything.

735
00:47:43,420 --> 00:47:48,390
Um, well, I'll--
I'll let you get dressed.

736
00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:51,940
When you're done,
you can uh, come inside.

737
00:47:53,050 --> 00:47:54,530
I've got a surprise for you.

738
00:48:02,190 --> 00:48:03,400
♪ Up on the housetop...

739
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:05,780
Sit, please.

740
00:48:05,820 --> 00:48:08,960
♪ Out jumped
little Santa Claus ♪

741
00:48:08,990 --> 00:48:11,060
♪ Down through the chimney
without... ♪

742
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:12,170
You did all this for me?

743
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:13,580
♪ All for the little ones

744
00:48:13,620 --> 00:48:15,760
Couldn't have you spending
Christmas Eve in my garage.

745
00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:16,730
♪ Oh, ho, ho, ho

746
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:18,110
♪ Who wouldn't go

747
00:48:18,140 --> 00:48:19,350
♪ Oh, ho, ho, ho

748
00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:24,250
Well then, would you please
pass the blood?

749
00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:34,360
Well, cheers.

750
00:48:40,650 --> 00:48:43,510
[Indistinct conversation]

751
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:46,510
SCROOGE [ON TV]:
All of you.

752
00:48:47,100 --> 00:48:51,210
Hey boy, hey, Merry Christmas.

753
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:52,970
It is Christmas day, isn't it?

754
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,350
Why, of course.

755
00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:56,280
SCROOGE [ON TV]:
Oh, I knew I hadn't missed it.

756
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:59,420
Uh, the spirits have done it
all in one night.

757
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,250
Hey!

758
00:49:02,290 --> 00:49:04,120
Do you know the person
at the corner of street?

759
00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:05,330
[Indiscernible speech]

760
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,740
BOY [ON TV]:
I hope I did.

761
00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:08,950
SCROOGE [ON TV]:
I mean delicate boy,
you're a wonderful boy.

762
00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:12,160
♪ ...Angelic host proclaim

763
00:49:12,190 --> 00:49:17,170
♪ "Christ is born
in Bethlehem" ♪

764
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:22,200
♪ Hark!
The herald angels sing ♪

765
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:26,730
♪ "Glory to the newborn King!"

766
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,530
Mmm.

767
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,110
What did I miss?

768
00:49:35,460 --> 00:49:38,910
Scrooge beat the crippled kid
to death with his own crutches.

769
00:49:38,950 --> 00:49:40,050
He did not.

770
00:49:43,990 --> 00:49:45,540
I'm gonna turn in.

771
00:49:53,510 --> 00:49:54,510
Aren't you--

772
00:49:55,580 --> 00:49:56,620
Aren't I what?

773
00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:01,040
Aren't you gonna lock me
in the garage?

774
00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:05,800
You can sleep in the guest room
if you want.

775
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,420
[Taking deep breaths]

776
00:50:09,460 --> 00:50:18,400
[♪♪♪]

777
00:50:24,470 --> 00:50:33,410
[♪♪♪]

778
00:50:39,490 --> 00:50:48,430
[♪♪♪]

779
00:50:54,500 --> 00:51:03,440
[♪♪♪]

780
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:18,460
[♪♪♪]

781
00:51:24,530 --> 00:51:33,470
[♪♪♪]

782
00:51:39,550 --> 00:51:48,490
[♪♪♪]

783
00:51:55,190 --> 00:51:56,460
Lose something?

784
00:52:02,190 --> 00:52:03,540
Well, aren't you gonna
say hello?

785
00:52:05,710 --> 00:52:07,130
Hello, Jackie.

786
00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,130
Brock.

787
00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:13,550
You look ridiculous.

788
00:52:13,580 --> 00:52:15,340
She pick that outfit for you?

789
00:52:19,420 --> 00:52:21,250
It was a Christmas present.

790
00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:27,630
She's up there, isn't she?

791
00:52:29,770 --> 00:52:32,570
I can hear that hot little
heart beating.

792
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:38,540
Must drive you wild.

793
00:52:42,270 --> 00:52:44,270
She risked her life
to save mine.

794
00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:48,650
Last time I saw you,
you were running away.

795
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:52,550
Julius King had just nailed you
with a crossbow.

796
00:52:52,590 --> 00:52:53,760
What were we supposed to do?

797
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,690
Wait for our turn.

798
00:52:55,730 --> 00:52:57,280
Julius King is dead.

799
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:00,600
Bullshit.

800
00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:03,360
I killed him.

801
00:53:04,530 --> 00:53:06,530
With little help
from my new friend.

802
00:53:08,330 --> 00:53:10,880
If he's dead, where's his body?

803
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,190
In the garage.

804
00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:14,820
Show me.

805
00:53:17,410 --> 00:53:18,720
I'm not asking.

806
00:53:19,820 --> 00:53:20,860
Take me to him.

807
00:53:25,590 --> 00:53:26,550
Fine.

808
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:36,010
Come in.

809
00:53:39,770 --> 00:53:40,500
He's this way.

810
00:53:42,020 --> 00:53:43,020
Olivia!

811
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,440
[Gasps]

812
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,610
Season's bleedings,
little bunny.

813
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:57,000
I'm Jackie.

814
00:53:57,030 --> 00:53:58,480
What's your name?

815
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,280
JACKIE:
Oh, what's the matter?

816
00:54:00,310 --> 00:54:01,620
Cat got your tongue.

817
00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:06,450
Must be pretty comfortable
up here.

818
00:54:06,490 --> 00:54:08,390
Sleeping with the door unlocked.

819
00:54:09,350 --> 00:54:14,260
No crosses, no stakes,
just you all alone

820
00:54:14,290 --> 00:54:15,910
in your little nighty.

821
00:54:17,710 --> 00:54:21,330
He must have made you feel
real safe, huh?

822
00:54:21,370 --> 00:54:23,540
Aww, sweet little bunny.

823
00:54:24,540 --> 00:54:27,370
You don't know Luke like
I know Luke.

824
00:54:27,410 --> 00:54:29,620
We've had a lot of fun times
together.

825
00:54:29,650 --> 00:54:32,240
And not just in the ways
you're thinking about.

826
00:54:32,270 --> 00:54:34,070
We've hunted together.

827
00:54:34,100 --> 00:54:35,900
Killed together.

828
00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:39,690
Drained the blood from hundreds
of tasty little bunnies

829
00:54:39,730 --> 00:54:40,830
just like you.

830
00:54:40,870 --> 00:54:41,970
You're lying.

831
00:54:43,940 --> 00:54:44,630
[Screams]

832
00:54:44,660 --> 00:54:47,560
[Laughing]

833
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:51,290
[Taking deep breaths]

834
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:52,290
[Gasps]

835
00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:53,980
Luke, make her stop.

836
00:54:54,020 --> 00:54:55,330
Yeah, Luke, make me stop.

837
00:54:55,370 --> 00:54:56,330
[Chuckles]

838
00:54:56,370 --> 00:54:58,780
Does he look like he's the boss?

839
00:54:58,820 --> 00:54:59,750
No.

840
00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:01,370
JACKIE:
He's too soft to be in-charge.

841
00:55:01,410 --> 00:55:02,610
Look at him now.

842
00:55:02,650 --> 00:55:05,060
All torn up
over one little bunny.

843
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:07,960
Let her go!

844
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,520
This house?

845
00:55:09,550 --> 00:55:11,520
It's my house now.

846
00:55:11,550 --> 00:55:12,930
That car in the driveway?

847
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,730
My car.

848
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,080
All your shit?

849
00:55:18,110 --> 00:55:20,180
Mine.

850
00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:26,530
And in exchange, I'll let you
hop, hop, hop out the front door

851
00:55:26,570 --> 00:55:29,430
with the clothes on your back.

852
00:55:29,470 --> 00:55:31,060
She'll freeze to death
out there.

853
00:55:31,090 --> 00:55:33,130
Maybe.

854
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,340
Maybe not.

855
00:55:34,370 --> 00:55:35,680
So what do you say?

856
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,410
You're just--
you're just gonna let me go?

857
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:38,720
Did I say that?

858
00:55:38,750 --> 00:55:40,130
[Chuckles]

859
00:55:40,170 --> 00:55:41,070
No.

860
00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:42,620
You can go out the front door,

861
00:55:42,650 --> 00:55:44,380
but you're gonna have
to run, girl.

862
00:55:44,410 --> 00:55:47,380
JACKIE:
Faster than you're ever run
before.

863
00:55:47,420 --> 00:55:49,490
How about I give you
a 10-second head start?

864
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:52,390
Just to make things interesting.

865
00:55:52,420 --> 00:55:56,700
10, 9, 8...

866
00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:57,770
[Laughing]

867
00:55:57,810 --> 00:55:58,430
[Screams]

868
00:55:58,460 --> 00:56:07,580
[♪♪♪]

869
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,370
[Screams]

870
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:19,520
[Laughs]

871
00:56:22,490 --> 00:56:23,970
She got away, didn't she?

872
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,040
She'll be back.

873
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,430
They always come back.

874
00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:33,010
And when she does...

875
00:56:33,050 --> 00:56:35,330
[Grunts]

876
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,670
She's mine.

877
00:56:38,570 --> 00:56:40,060
I'm bored,
let's go kill something.

878
00:56:40,090 --> 00:56:42,330
[Inhales, coughing]

879
00:56:42,370 --> 00:56:51,450
[♪♪♪]

880
00:56:57,380 --> 00:57:06,460
[♪♪♪]

881
00:57:08,740 --> 00:57:10,020
[Grunts]

882
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:17,780
Anyways I'm never fucking skiing
with that money again with her.

883
00:57:17,820 --> 00:57:19,650
That's so fucking bullshit,
dude.

884
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,300
You say that every time
and you just go back again.

885
00:57:21,340 --> 00:57:21,990
[Overlapping speech]

886
00:57:22,030 --> 00:57:22,890
This time--

887
00:57:22,930 --> 00:57:23,440
This time it's different.
This time--

888
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,070
Whoa.

889
00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:26,550
Evening, boys.

890
00:57:26,590 --> 00:57:27,970
Hey, what's up?

891
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,660
Hi.

892
00:57:29,690 --> 00:57:31,690
You wanna go to a party with me?

893
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,710
[Taking deep breaths]

894
00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:49,980
So like where's this party?

895
00:58:50,010 --> 00:58:51,320
Not far.

896
00:58:51,360 --> 00:59:00,260
[♪♪♪]

897
00:59:06,370 --> 00:59:15,280
[♪♪♪]

898
00:59:29,710 --> 00:59:32,640
Hey, how much further?

899
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:33,820
We're here.

900
00:59:35,610 --> 00:59:36,610
[Growls]

901
00:59:36,650 --> 00:59:38,340
[Screams]

902
00:59:38,370 --> 00:59:40,240
[Gasping]

903
00:59:40,270 --> 00:59:49,180
[♪♪♪]

904
00:59:55,290 --> 01:00:04,190
[♪♪♪]

905
01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:19,210
[♪♪♪]

906
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:34,220
[♪♪♪]

907
01:00:38,090 --> 01:00:39,190
Severon Group.

908
01:00:39,230 --> 01:00:41,500
This is Simon.

909
01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:42,680
SIMON:
Hello?

910
01:00:42,710 --> 01:00:44,820
I got this number
from Julius King.

911
01:00:47,650 --> 01:00:49,030
He's dead now.

912
01:00:52,340 --> 01:00:53,550
I'm listening.

913
01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:56,800
Before I tell you
anything else,

914
01:00:56,830 --> 01:00:59,210
I need to know
if I can trust you.

915
01:00:59,250 --> 01:01:01,140
I'm not sure I follow.

916
01:01:01,180 --> 01:01:05,110
Did the Severon Group really
kill off all the candy elves?

917
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:10,080
What the fuck is a candy elf?

918
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:19,020
[♪♪♪]

919
01:01:26,410 --> 01:01:27,240
I don't know what to do.

920
01:01:27,270 --> 01:01:29,660
They kicked me out
of my own home.

921
01:01:29,690 --> 01:01:31,930
If I go back, they'll--

922
01:01:31,970 --> 01:01:33,660
Could you send someone?

923
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:34,900
Another vampire hunter?

924
01:01:34,940 --> 01:01:36,350
Like-- like Julius?

925
01:01:36,390 --> 01:01:40,420
I'm afraid, we don't have anyone
like uh, Julius King.

926
01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:42,080
SIMON:
He was the best of us.

927
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,910
He would always bring me back
gifts from his travels.

928
01:01:45,950 --> 01:01:47,950
He meant a great deal to me.

929
01:01:47,980 --> 01:01:51,230
But to answer your question,
yes, I imagine we could find

930
01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:53,370
someone to send over
and solve your problem.

931
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:54,960
Oh, thank God.

932
01:01:54,990 --> 01:01:56,790
How fast can they get here?

933
01:01:56,820 --> 01:01:59,100
Well, let's see, uh...

934
01:01:59,130 --> 01:02:02,380
Tomorrow's Christmas,
New Year's around the corner,

935
01:02:02,410 --> 01:02:06,070
I think we could pencil you in
around June.

936
01:02:06,110 --> 01:02:07,140
June?

937
01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:09,590
SIMON:
Does that work for you?

938
01:02:09,630 --> 01:02:13,600
The last three vampires
in the world

939
01:02:13,630 --> 01:02:15,770
have taken over my home

940
01:02:15,810 --> 01:02:18,360
and you are saying
you can't spare anybody

941
01:02:18,390 --> 01:02:19,460
until June?

942
01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:21,570
First of all, they're not
the last three vampires

943
01:02:21,600 --> 01:02:22,880
in the world.

944
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,810
There's fucking thousands
of them.

945
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,540
Did a vampire
tell you that, too?

946
01:02:27,580 --> 01:02:28,850
No.

947
01:02:28,890 --> 01:02:31,790
Secondly, we're not exactly
Doctors Without Borders

948
01:02:31,820 --> 01:02:32,930
over here.

949
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,820
We have limited staff,
limited resources.

950
01:02:34,860 --> 01:02:37,690
This is all my fault.

951
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,350
I saved him.

952
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,210
None of this would have
happened if...

953
01:02:46,730 --> 01:02:48,980
[Takes deep breath]

954
01:02:49,010 --> 01:02:51,050
I have to take responsibility.

955
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:51,840
Ma'am?

956
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,290
OLIVIA:
Tell you what, Simon.

957
01:02:53,330 --> 01:02:57,020
I've got a car full of stakes,
and garlic, and holy water,

958
01:02:57,050 --> 01:02:58,810
and a big ass cross-bow.

959
01:02:58,850 --> 01:02:59,850
What are you saying?

960
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:01,230
I'll wait until morning.

961
01:03:02,510 --> 01:03:05,650
Then I'll kill them all.

962
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,860
I would strongly advise against
attempting anything

963
01:03:07,890 --> 01:03:09,440
even remotely like that.

964
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:12,590
Hello?

965
01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:21,530
[♪♪♪]

966
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:36,540
[♪♪♪]

967
01:03:42,650 --> 01:03:51,560
[♪♪♪]

968
01:03:57,670 --> 01:04:06,570
[♪♪♪]

969
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:21,590
[♪♪♪]

970
01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:36,600
[♪♪♪]

971
01:04:42,710 --> 01:04:51,620
[♪♪♪]

972
01:04:57,730 --> 01:05:06,630
[♪♪♪]

973
01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:21,650
[♪♪♪]

974
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:36,660
[♪♪♪]

975
01:05:42,770 --> 01:05:51,680
[♪♪♪]

976
01:06:02,340 --> 01:06:04,270
[Grunting]

977
01:06:11,940 --> 01:06:15,010
[Screaming]

978
01:06:23,810 --> 01:06:25,020
Who's there?

979
01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:28,130
[Grunting]

980
01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:36,340
[Laughing]

981
01:06:37,860 --> 01:06:40,240
[Taking deep breaths]

982
01:06:42,930 --> 01:06:44,040
You missed.

983
01:06:44,070 --> 01:06:53,190
[♪♪♪]

984
01:06:59,090 --> 01:07:08,200
[♪♪♪]

985
01:07:15,690 --> 01:07:18,620
[Panting]

986
01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:27,120
[Gasps]

987
01:07:29,220 --> 01:07:31,640
Bet you thought I'd burn
in the sun, huh?

988
01:07:31,670 --> 01:07:32,600
But no!

989
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:36,540
It just hurts
really, really bad.

990
01:07:36,570 --> 01:07:38,510
[Grunting]

991
01:07:41,130 --> 01:07:43,750
Kind of like this.

992
01:07:43,790 --> 01:07:46,720
[Groaning]

993
01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:55,210
[Coughing & grunting]

994
01:07:55,250 --> 01:08:04,360
[♪♪♪]

995
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:45,160
[♪♪♪]

996
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:00,620
Morning, bunny!

997
01:09:00,660 --> 01:09:01,520
[Screams]

998
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:08,460
[Screaming]

999
01:09:09,770 --> 01:09:11,670
Mmm, what have we here?

1000
01:09:17,230 --> 01:09:18,610
And where do you think
you're going?

1001
01:09:20,710 --> 01:09:23,680
[Grunting]

1002
01:09:23,720 --> 01:09:25,200
Let's see.

1003
01:09:25,230 --> 01:09:28,790
Garlic, cross.

1004
01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:30,720
More garlic.

1005
01:09:32,860 --> 01:09:34,830
Holy water.

1006
01:09:34,860 --> 01:09:36,660
Didn't Luke tell you this stuff
is pretty hit or miss

1007
01:09:36,690 --> 01:09:38,450
these days?

1008
01:09:40,730 --> 01:09:43,630
[Olivia grunting]

1009
01:09:49,910 --> 01:09:51,160
How do you like your stake?

1010
01:09:51,190 --> 01:09:52,880
[Laughing]

1011
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:53,850
Jackie!

1012
01:09:56,230 --> 01:09:57,610
Get away from her.

1013
01:09:58,370 --> 01:10:00,480
Well, this is
an interesting development.

1014
01:10:02,370 --> 01:10:04,030
Stop right there.

1015
01:10:04,070 --> 01:10:05,030
Or what?

1016
01:10:05,070 --> 01:10:06,210
You'll kill me.

1017
01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,350
Yes.

1018
01:10:07,380 --> 01:10:10,420
Nah, you'd miss me too much.

1019
01:10:10,450 --> 01:10:12,380
You'd miss all the hunting,
and the killing,

1020
01:10:12,420 --> 01:10:13,350
and the fucking.

1021
01:10:13,390 --> 01:10:15,490
Drop the stake.

1022
01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:20,220
You may have tricked
little bunny into thinking

1023
01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:21,430
you're as sweet
as Count Chocula,

1024
01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:23,640
but I know you better.

1025
01:10:25,330 --> 01:10:28,160
You don't know me.

1026
01:10:28,190 --> 01:10:29,400
Whatever.

1027
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:33,160
[Screams]

1028
01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,480
You really suck now,
you know that.

1029
01:10:35,510 --> 01:10:37,510
You used to be so fucking cool.

1030
01:10:37,550 --> 01:10:39,140
A few days with a baby-sitter,

1031
01:10:39,170 --> 01:10:40,860
and I don't even recognize
you anymore.

1032
01:10:43,660 --> 01:10:45,900
The power of Christ compels you!

1033
01:10:45,940 --> 01:10:47,070
[Laughs]

1034
01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:49,490
The power of Christ compels you!

1035
01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:52,630
Oh, stay with me, Luke.

1036
01:10:52,670 --> 01:10:54,220
You're gonna wanna see this
next part.

1037
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,050
[Laughing]

1038
01:11:01,780 --> 01:11:02,370
[Chuckles]

1039
01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,570
Simon & Schuster.

1040
01:11:04,610 --> 01:11:06,370
JACKIE:
Wow, bunny.

1041
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:08,650
You should have tried
self-publishing.

1042
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,620
Now nobody gets to read
your shitty book.

1043
01:11:12,170 --> 01:11:14,310
Aw. Is little bunny hurt?

1044
01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:16,970
Let Miss Jackie
take the pain away.

1045
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,040
[Grunts]

1046
01:11:18,070 --> 01:11:19,900
[Grunting]

1047
01:11:24,730 --> 01:11:27,560
Merry Christmas,
you undead bitch!

1048
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:39,470
[♪♪♪]

1049
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,440
[Takes deep breaths]

1050
01:12:15,340 --> 01:12:16,650
Olivia...

1051
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:19,130
I was chased half-naked
into the freezing cold.

1052
01:12:19,990 --> 01:12:22,030
I had to spend Christmas Eve
in the backseat

1053
01:12:22,070 --> 01:12:23,960
of a dead guy's car.

1054
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:27,520
I nearly got myself killed
by your psycho vampire friends

1055
01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:30,940
and one of them was like
your wife or something?

1056
01:12:30,970 --> 01:12:32,080
She wasn't my--

1057
01:12:32,110 --> 01:12:34,250
Christmas is supposed to be
about spending time

1058
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:36,360
with the people you care about.

1059
01:12:36,390 --> 01:12:38,290
It's supposed to be about
opening up presents,

1060
01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:39,910
and listening
to Christmas music,

1061
01:12:39,950 --> 01:12:42,190
and eating,
and drinking too much.

1062
01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:47,230
It is not, I repeat not about
killing fucking vampires.

1063
01:12:47,260 --> 01:12:49,890
But you wouldn't know it from
looking at my Christmas,

1064
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:50,650
would you?

1065
01:12:52,270 --> 01:12:53,930
Please.

1066
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:55,380
You lied to me.

1067
01:12:56,510 --> 01:12:57,930
About killing people.

1068
01:12:58,830 --> 01:13:00,410
OLIVIA:
About who you are.

1069
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:06,040
You lied to me about candy elves
which is a really weird thing

1070
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:08,010
to lie about by the way.

1071
01:13:08,040 --> 01:13:09,630
OLIVIA:
Where did you even come up
with that?

1072
01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:13,570
I'm gonna ask you
some questions now.

1073
01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:15,570
And you're gonna tell me
the truth.

1074
01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:17,710
And only the truth.

1075
01:13:17,740 --> 01:13:20,680
Or I swear to God I'll shoot you
in the heart with this crossbow

1076
01:13:20,710 --> 01:13:22,570
and send you straight to hell.

1077
01:13:25,510 --> 01:13:26,650
She bit me.

1078
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,130
Am I going to turn
into a vampire now?

1079
01:13:31,930 --> 01:13:32,900
No.

1080
01:13:32,930 --> 01:13:33,790
You swear.

1081
01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:37,450
She wasn't born a vampire.

1082
01:13:38,900 --> 01:13:39,940
She was turned.

1083
01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:42,150
Like me.

1084
01:13:43,870 --> 01:13:46,910
She couldn't change you
if she wanted to.

1085
01:13:46,940 --> 01:13:47,880
Okay.

1086
01:13:51,150 --> 01:13:52,670
Did you ever care about me?

1087
01:13:54,330 --> 01:13:55,680
Was any of it real?

1088
01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:57,640
Yeah.

1089
01:13:59,300 --> 01:14:00,680
And you really liked my book?

1090
01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:02,610
[Chuckles]

1091
01:14:03,930 --> 01:14:06,030
Yeah.

1092
01:14:06,070 --> 01:14:07,210
Except for Vladimir.

1093
01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:18,560
Is that the sweater I gave you?

1094
01:14:21,460 --> 01:14:23,150
Uh...

1095
01:14:23,190 --> 01:14:32,090
[♪♪♪]

1096
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:47,110
[♪♪♪]

1097
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:51,730
Hello?

1098
01:14:51,770 --> 01:14:54,700
JEN:
Merry Christmas, hermana.

1099
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:56,390
Merry Christmas, Jen.

1100
01:14:56,430 --> 01:14:59,020
JEN:
Hang on, there's a few
other people who wanna say hi.

1101
01:14:59,050 --> 01:15:00,470
Hold on.

1102
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,780
[Indiscernible speech]

1103
01:15:02,810 --> 01:15:04,780
Say Merry Christmas
to your Aunt Olivia.

1104
01:15:04,810 --> 01:15:08,540
JEN'S KIDS [Together]:
Merry Christmas, Aunt Olivia!

1105
01:15:08,580 --> 01:15:10,370
Merry Christmas, kiddos.

1106
01:15:10,410 --> 01:15:13,340
[Indiscernible lyrics]

1107
01:15:13,370 --> 01:15:22,310
[♪♪♪]

1108
01:15:26,350 --> 01:15:27,630
Thank you.

1109
01:15:27,670 --> 01:15:30,700
[Indistinct chatter
in background]

1110
01:15:38,430 --> 01:15:39,880
Make it out to Simon.

1111
01:15:43,470 --> 01:15:47,130
SIMON:
You seem to know a lot about
killing vampires, Ms. Romo.

1112
01:15:47,170 --> 01:15:49,960
Perhaps we can work on something
together in the future?

1113
01:15:52,590 --> 01:15:54,040
Thanks.

1114
01:15:54,830 --> 01:15:57,110
But I prefer writing about them.

1115
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,840
[Indistinct chatter
in background]

1116
01:16:07,150 --> 01:16:07,950
What's your name?

1117
01:16:07,980 --> 01:16:08,980
Elizabeth.

1118
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:17,920
[♪♪♪]

1119
01:16:24,030 --> 01:16:32,940
[♪♪♪]

1120
01:16:43,780 --> 01:16:45,670
The signing in L.A. went well.

1121
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:52,090
Great turnout.

1122
01:16:52,130 --> 01:16:53,920
Even better than San Francisco.

1123
01:16:55,030 --> 01:16:55,960
Blood...

1124
01:16:55,990 --> 01:16:57,650
Every one kept asking
when the next book

1125
01:16:57,690 --> 01:16:58,830
is coming out.

1126
01:16:58,860 --> 01:17:00,860
I told them the truth.

1127
01:17:00,900 --> 01:17:03,350
Well, most of the truth.

1128
01:17:05,310 --> 01:17:06,700
Blood...

1129
01:17:06,730 --> 01:17:08,140
I said I'd done a few drafts,

1130
01:17:08,180 --> 01:17:12,980
but I still need to hear
feedback from my muse.

1131
01:17:13,010 --> 01:17:14,630
How are your notes coming along,
by the way?

1132
01:17:17,190 --> 01:17:18,530
May I?

1133
01:17:18,570 --> 01:17:19,780
Blood!

1134
01:17:20,780 --> 01:17:22,540
OLIVIA:
Okay, no need to yell.

1135
01:17:22,570 --> 01:17:31,650
[♪♪♪]

1136
01:17:35,930 --> 01:17:36,830
Huh?

1137
01:17:38,730 --> 01:17:41,420
Well, this isn't
very constructive, is it?

1138
01:17:41,450 --> 01:17:42,940
Did you even read
my newest draft?

1139
01:17:49,570 --> 01:17:50,840
Blood.

1140
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:59,990
[♪♪♪]

1141
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:06,000
[Taking deep breaths]

1142
01:18:16,770 --> 01:18:25,880
[♪♪♪]

1143
01:18:31,780 --> 01:18:40,890
[♪♪♪]

1144
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:55,910
[♪♪♪]

1145
01:19:01,810 --> 01:19:10,920
[♪♪♪]

1146
01:19:16,830 --> 01:19:25,940
[♪♪♪]

1147
01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:40,950
[♪♪♪]

1148
01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:55,970
[♪♪♪]