[quirky music]
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- So... - Mm.
- What's the most you've smoked in a day?
- I guess...
Four pounds.
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- What?
[classical music]
- I'm Tony Greenhand
and I'm the number one joint artist in the world.
I make 100% smokable creations for high-end clients.
- Damn!
- And the only thing more rewarding
than seeing their reactions... - Oh, my God!
- Is smoking it with them.
Let's roll.
[upbeat music]
- All right, bud. - What's up, man?
- Stoked that you're here. - Yeah, man.
Happy to be here.
- So are you, like, a stoner stoner,
or, like, a stoner stoner?
- I'm more of a edibles person, actually.
'Cause I have shit to do.
[laughs]
[upbeat music]
- Tell me about yourself.
- From Chicago. - From Chicago?
- Yeah. - Cool. I've never been to Chicago.
- Where you from?
- Uh, I'm from Washington originally.
- Olympia? - No.
- Redland? - No.
- Kirkland? - No.
- By the Gorge? George?
You from George, Washington? - No.
- Spokane? - No, that's way far away.
- Seattle? So you from, uh, was it--
Well, yeah, from Chicago.
[laughter]
Chicago's a--it's a-- it's a great spot, though.
Chicago White Sox. Deep dish pizza.
It is a Chicago institution.
- So is there anything fun you do just, like, in your off time?
- I'll VR sometime.
- Oh, virtual reality. - VR porn.
You can watch it in public.
Nobody else knows what you're doing.
You just watch it.
Go to Whole Foods and watch VR porn.
Nobody knows.
I just put on the headset and I just--
- Masturbate your mind. - Yeah.
[laughter]
- Honestly, you've given me a lot of stuff just, like,
talking to you, like, a lot of different ideas.
- Cool. - I'll come up with something.
[upbeat music]
Hannibal's a great dude and he loves Chicago.
Chicago's where he's from.
It's where his heart is,
and I wanna make him something that makes him feel at home.
I think that I'm gonna whip him up a delicious deep dish pizza.
I could make it full size with each slice removable
and smokable with melting cheese action.
I wanted to be so delicious that he wants to take a bite.
Any good pizza starts with the dough.
To make this pizza dough,
it's gonna be about nine parts paper
to one part glue.
I'm going to combine them,
letting them just sit for about an hour
before I construct the interior of the joint
using canvas,
and everybody knows the dough's gotta be round,
'cause nobody really likes a square pizza.
Don't fucking fight with me on this.
[laughs] Hey!
[singing]
I'm just gonna little bit of sprinkle,
like this, okay?
[humming]
Discs don't smoke very well.
If I were to leave this pizza uncut,
it would be a floppy, sagging shit show.
So of course I'm gonna cut it.
But I have to make sure that those slices
will smoke evenly.
All right, so I've made the base.
I got the dough, but I need the slices.
So I have to cut this pie into eight equal sections
and seal up each slice along the edges.
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So each slice of this pizza joint is a joint.
Go figure.
That way everybody can have their own.
Then I need to add a filter to each piece.
Making a pizza this whole time, it just makes me want a pizza.
Yeah, but I'm not gonna-- I'm not gonna order a pizza.
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I'm not gonna order the pizza.
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Oh.
[door creaks]
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I'm just gonna dig in.
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My pizza is looking a little plain.
So we're gonna whip up a couple
of colorful little toppings here.
There aren't a lot of colors available for papers.
There's, like, whites, browns, reds.
Pro tip: You want to color your joints?
Take a paper and dye it separately.
I use soy-based ink to make any color that I can think of,
and I'm gonna use these papers and make all the little
delicious bits and bobs that go on a pizza.
My cheese, my sauce,
my little peppers.
I know just the trick to make this look a little bit better.
It's oil, but not just any oil.
I'm talking about cannabis oil,
and we're gonna add it to the pizza
in a way that gives it that nice cheese look and feel.
[burner hissing]
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Fresh out of the oven.
I hope Hannibal likes cheese.
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All right, bud, welcome back.
- Thanks, man. - Have a seat.
Get comfortable. - I'm excited.
- So you're from Chicago. - Yes.
- And I just wanted to make something that
represented you... - Okay.
- And Chicago in the best way possible.
- Hey, check that out. It's pretty fly.
What?
Oh, this is multiple joints!
Damn!
- It's eight different pizza slice joints.
- Ah!
This is crazy.
- Yeah, you want a slice?
[burner hissing]
Wanna make a wish?
- Yeah. Well, blessings.
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This is crazy, man.
[hip-hop music]
- Cheers on that. - Cheers.
- Yeah.
Oh, that's probably dangerous.
- ♪ It's not the type of pizza you can just put back ♪
♪ 'Cause it'll burn the other ones up ♪
I'm good at hooks.
- [laughs] Let me ask you a question.
If you could body swap with anybody,
who would you body swap with?
- Where's Waldo. - Interesting.
- 'Cause then I'd be like,
"Yo, I'm minding my business, motherfuckers.
Leave me alone."
[laughter]
- Right on, bud. I hope you like the pizza.
- Thank you, man.
♪ It's not the type of pizza you can just put back ♪
♪ 'Cause it'll burn the other ones up ♪
[laughter]