1 00:00:00,417 --> 00:00:03,497 If you could smoke with any animal, which would you pick, and why? 2 00:00:03,545 --> 00:00:08,465 Right out the gate, I was just thinking, like, a tree frog, but... 3 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,759 they're kind of poisonous, right? 4 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,892 I think it depends on the tree frog, but... 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,270 I feel like if you pass the joint to the tree frog 6 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,887 and he passes back, 7 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,394 you're a dead man. 8 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:23,650 I'm Tony Greenhand, and I'm the number-one joint artist in the world. 9 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:26,990 I make 100% smokable creations for high-end clients. 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,277 Damn! 11 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,950 And the only thing more rewarding than seeing their reactions... 12 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:32,159 Oh, my God! 13 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,989 Is smoking it with them. 14 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,744 Let's roll. 15 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,580 Hey, bud. 16 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,706 - Oh, there he is. - Come on in. 17 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:45,713 Welcome to the "bongalow." 18 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,714 Have a seat. Get comfortable. 19 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:50,086 - Do you need a snack? - You have that kind of power here? 20 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:52,803 - Can we get some cupcakes? - Cupcakes on call is essential. 21 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:54,505 I'm into that, dude. 22 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,515 Told all the homeys I was coming over, 23 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:59,137 and let's just say they're a little jealous. 24 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:00,734 Oh, next time we got to have them all here, 25 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,439 and I'll just roll a joint big enough for everybody. 26 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:04,019 There we go, a big sesh. 27 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:11,109 I really want to make you something that you've never seen before. 28 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:12,164 Tell me about your interests. 29 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:15,527 I mean, you know, I guess growing up... 30 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,946 having a paper route and stuff, I spent most of my money on trading cards. 31 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,956 I still got my card collection in my closet. 32 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:23,748 I used to collect Magic: The Gathering. It was my shit. 33 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,252 - Bro, you're speaking my language. - Yeah, it was my fucking shit. 34 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,915 I'm into all, like, that fantasy stuff, to be honest. 35 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:32,764 And I constantly find myself at Renaissance faires, 36 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,971 mingling amongst the peasants. 37 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,602 If you go to a Renaissance faire, you love to party. 38 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:40,979 I think it's a weird place where, like, horny nerds fuck each other at night, 39 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,518 if we're being honest. 40 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,811 - Sounds like a good time. - It's a freak fest. 41 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:47,765 - What's your favorite part? - Probably the joust, man. 42 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:50,356 - That sounds like so much fun. - It looks so cool. 43 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,782 You know, of all the things that I've done in my life, 44 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,621 I've never worn a suit of armor. 45 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,776 Put that on the list of shit that I would like to do. 46 00:01:56,825 --> 00:02:00,695 Like, running around as a knight, killing people, last man standing. 47 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,496 - I see the fire in your eyes. - Yeah. 48 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,919 I think I'm absolutely gonna crush this idea. 49 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,628 That's what I like to hear. 50 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:07,788 I need weed. 51 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:08,956 I need silence. 52 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:13,217 But I also need infinite delicious snacks. 53 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,048 All right. 54 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,853 I'll let you know when it's ready. 55 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:21,682 So here's what I'm thinking for Blake. 56 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:25,095 Blake loves Renaissance, and I really vibe on the Renaissance faire. 57 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:28,015 I'm gonna have a knight killing a dragon. 58 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,686 Quality weed has oils, 59 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:34,605 and once this is ground down and put back together, 60 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,485 they form a solid, 61 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:40,122 and that solid can then be shaped into more complex designs. 62 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:45,500 That's good. 63 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,844 So right now I'm creating different shapes 64 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,628 to make the dragon's head. 65 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:55,682 I feel like this looks close to what I want. 66 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:59,217 Pro tip... if you ever have a problem with sticky fingers, 67 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:01,143 use a stick of butter, 68 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,851 because resin, it's not water soluble, 69 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:07,233 but it is fat soluble. 70 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,360 I can make all the shapes I want out of weed, 71 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,069 but they won't smoke without airflow. 72 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:16,239 And these sticks are going to create airflow 73 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,660 simply by threading them like this. 74 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,030 Once I combine it, 75 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:25,456 this pathway will travel from the head to the tips of the wings, 76 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:27,077 all the way to the tip of the tail. 77 00:03:27,124 --> 00:03:31,004 It's gonna have, like, a 14-inch wingspan. 78 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,046 Candela leaf... 79 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,679 this is what's gonna be the scales of our dragon. 80 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,142 It's time to engineer some moving parts. 81 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:45,562 The knight is gonna have a removable helmet, 82 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,601 but also a moving arm with stabbing action. 83 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,555 It's ready. 84 00:03:50,606 --> 00:03:53,526 Blake and I are about to puff the shit out of this magic dragon. 85 00:03:58,155 --> 00:04:00,365 - Are you ready for this? - I'm so ready. 86 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,490 Oh, my God! 87 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,706 Dude, mounting a dragon? 88 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,707 Look at the detail here. 89 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,919 I feel like this is one of the longest joints I've ever seen, 90 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,129 and then these are some of the tiniest little joints I've ever seen. 91 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,591 Look at those eyes, piercing. 92 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:18,932 Yeah, they're like enchanted rubies. 93 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,257 And this is, what, we're gonna be smoking tinfoil? 94 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:23,934 Are you out of your mind? 95 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:25,522 No, this is actually white gold. 96 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:28,845 That's some gangster shit right there. 97 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,944 Bro, check this out, okay? 98 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,899 - Who's in there? - Look, his little visor... who is that? 99 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,732 Is that me? 100 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,736 That's you slaying that dragon. 101 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,198 Dude, this is heartwarming. 102 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:42,619 - Look at my flow, dude. - Yeah. 103 00:04:42,658 --> 00:04:43,658 Careful with that helmet. 104 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:45,740 I'm telling you, I'm trying not to rip out your hair, bro. 105 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,326 I think it's under contract, 106 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,751 like JLo's butt. 107 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,670 Ready to hit it? 108 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,588 I was born ready, sire. 109 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,667 Shall be knighted. 110 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:02,178 - Now for the best part. - I agree. 111 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,759 It's kind of hard to see your little babies go, isn't it? 112 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:06,555 - Nope. - Okay. 113 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,018 It's got one more trick up its sleeve, too. 114 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,232 Let the magic begin. 115 00:05:13,272 --> 00:05:15,612 Am I tripping, or is that thing breathing fire? 116 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,947 But that is a fully functioning dragon in every sense of the word. 117 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,203 Yeah, that's the money shot right there. 118 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:26,741 Let's have a little more. 119 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,913 What's your least favorite word in the English language? 120 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,115 Putty. 121 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:34,464 Sounds like something you'd find under your testicles or something. 122 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,091 Mine's "redacted." 123 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,498 Redacted. 124 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:40,216 Sounds like something only cops say. 125 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,337 Untrustworthy people say "redacted." 126 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,804 We don't mess with the Feds, no way. 127 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,005 How's that Excalibur hitting? 128 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,805 I just can't let go of the... 129 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,809 What do you call it, the... 130 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:54,191 I guess the skull, the skull of the dragon. 131 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,899 That would be probably my album name. 132 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:58,900 - For my metal band. - "Skull of the Dragon." 133 00:05:58,942 --> 00:06:01,612 "Skull of the Dragon." Redacted. 134 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,155 What's in this dragon? 135 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:08,244 What is in this dragon?