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What up, y'all? I'm Liza Koshy,
and this is Floored.

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Keep cheering. It's gonna be
a good show! Let's go!

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Ooh, smoke!

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LIZA: Here's how it goes down.
Two crews battle on one crazy floor.

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Here come the perils. Oh!

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And three judges decide who was best
and who got bested.

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This is Floored.

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Ladies and gentlemen, it's Chad Kroeger

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and JT Parr from Chad Goes Deep!

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Let's get Floored! Let's see
how our girls toughened up on the floor.

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Check out the Tower Tuff Girls.

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Okay, well, I think I came up
with the Tower Tuff Girls because

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the Powerpuff Girls, obviously.
They're strong. They're united.

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Plus, we're really tall, so we're--

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-Tower over the competition.
-And then we're tough.

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Oh, no!

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We're not doing footwork right here!

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That was disorienting.
Let's do that again.

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There's not enough risk going on in here.

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-Risk equals reward.
-Absolutely.

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We're gonna go balls to the wall.

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[CROWD CHEERS]

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Now let's check out the Mojo Jojo
on our floor, floor, floor

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with our Tower Tuff Girls. Give it up!

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♪ Standing there, killing time ♪

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♪ Can't commit to anything but a crime
Peter's on vacation ♪

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LIZA:
Go, Buttercup! Go, Blossom!

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Oh, here comes the bubble!

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♪ Pearly gates look more
Like a picket fence ♪

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Oh! Whoa!

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Damn, she went down, down.

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♪ Hills burn in California ♪

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LIZA: She got it. You got it, girl. You
got it. Get back up. You got it, baby.

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JT:
Nice!

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♪ All the good girls go to hell ♪

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Yes! Look at that tilt!

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CHAD:
Nice.

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♪ And once the water starts to rise ♪

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LIZA: Yeah! Oh, God, here comes the ball.
Here comes the ball.

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Nope. Brush it off, brush it off.

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Oh, she said, "Bye!"

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Yes! Oh!

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♪ My Lucifer is lonely ♪

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♪ There's nothing left to save now ♪

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Yes! Tower Tuff Girls!

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Yo!

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I loved it. A lot of rhythm,
a lot of flow, a lot of passion.

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That's right.

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-It was fire.
-Damn, Chad.

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That was a good review.

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Like, I thought the ball came out and
it kind of threw you guys for a second,

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but then you adjusted on the fly.

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And I respect the ability to
adjust to what life throws at you, so...

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-That was--
-For sure, good stuff.

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Okay, an inspirational episode
we have here, my man.

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The Tower Tuff Girls were amazing,
but we got another crew, too.

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Get ready. Check out
the Happy Hour Honky Tonks.

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We are Happy Hour Honky Tonks!

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And we love alcohol.

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Oh, my God, these shoes
are gonna be so slippery.

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-Are you shaking?
-Yup.

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You look a little scared.

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-Oh, good.
-Not gonna lie.

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Oh, shit.

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-Ha, ha!
-Okay.

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-We definitely will slide.
-This feels--

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Oh, my freaking God!

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The floor is constantly rotating.

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It's hard to tell which way
we should rotate

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because we're already spinning.

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Wait, this way, this way!

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I can't even--

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-Oh, that was so bad.
-Yes.

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This is like being drunk on the floor
at the bar.

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Being drunk is easier than this.

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Y'all better get ready
to get country crunk.

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It's time for Happy Hour Honky Tonks!

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-Go, then! Let's go!
-Come on.

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LIZA:
Ride them, cowgirl.

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Hey!

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♪ So the hearts keep breaking
And the heads just roll ♪

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♪ You know that's how the story goes ♪

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♪ One, two, three
They gonna run back to me ♪

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LIZA:
Yes!

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Oh, that's hard to do.
I'm just saying, that's hard to do.

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♪ They always wanna come
But they never wanna leave ♪

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♪ My ex's and the oh, oh, oh's
They haunt me ♪

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Oh, he got it!

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He got it! Let's go!

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♪ They want me to make 'em all
They won't let go ♪

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LIZA:
Yes!

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♪ Ex's and oh's
They haunt me ♪

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Hold on to your hats! Oh, shit!

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-Yeah!
-Yeah!

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Yes! Yes!

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You won my sweet, Southern heart,
okay? I am from Texas.

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And I had y'all representing up there
for me, so thank you.

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You guys were going all over the stage.

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I thought it was a brilliant spectacle.
I loved it.

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[LIZA LAUGHS]

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I especially loved
how Kyle Birch dismounted.

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Super graceful. Rosalina, I love the way
you commanded the stage at the end.

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And you acted like everything went
according to plan.

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You guys really took full use
of the floor.

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Just defying gravity,
staying in formation.

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And that somersault off the top, I mean...

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That was epic.

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LIZA: How do you feel, man?
-I feel amazing.

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You know how to move
in that denim, boy. It was nice.

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All right, so we got our Tonk.

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And we got our Tuff.
And now we gotta talk.

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-Okay.
-We gotta deliberate, man.

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I loved the spectacle
of the Happy Hour Honky Tonks.

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But I think they just had
better stuff thrown at them.

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It is true that they had more perils
coming at them.

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I gotta give it to the Tower Tuff Girls.
I felt like they were better dancers.

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Happy Hour Honky Tonk, I feel like
they kind of used the floor more.

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JT: Is it better to have
some disagreement?

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-It makes for good TV-- Quibi.
-Yeah.

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Give it up for both of our amazing teams!

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One got spanked, one fell off.

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And that's all we could ever want
on a game of Floored.

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The team that conquered the floor is...

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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

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LIZA:
Do-doo... We do our own sound effects.

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Oh, okay. Oh, we're saving money
on this episode.

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Pay attention to the floor because
she gonna let you know. Here we go.

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How does she feel?

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And our winner is...

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Tower Tuff Girls!

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Oh, snap.

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-Oh, yeah!
LIZA: Yeah!

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Give it up for Tower Tuff Girls!

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Yo, we going out for happy hour
after this. You know, a good place.

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Cheers to Chad Kroeger
and JT Parr from Chad Goes Deep.

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Y'all ready? Set, go!
We'll see you next time on Floored!

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Split! Ha-ha-ha!