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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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♪ (THEME MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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♪ (FESTIVE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Happy holidays, boys!
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It's time for your
yearly performance review!
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First off, Pim and Charlie,
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you guys made 126 people
smile this year!
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That's seven more
than last year!
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That's pretty good!
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Yes! How wondrous!
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Yeah, that was mostly me,
but that's pretty cool.
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And Allan, you've-- you've--
you've done stuff too, right?
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Emails, documents, and-- and...
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Great job, man.
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Thank you, Mastor.
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And Glep.
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Oh, uh,
looks like he's not here.
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Well, I'm sure he's off
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working on some
really important stuff.
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What is--
What is Glep's job exactly?
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Uh, well, he's the...
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the...
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well, he does a lot
of work, right?
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I don't know.
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I mean, whenever I see him,
he's just on his iPad
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playing games
and watching movies.
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Yeah, I thought that
was his job or something.
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I was kind of always unsure.
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What?
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So he just does nothing all day?
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Yeah, but I mean,
I thought you knew that.
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I mean, you've seen him sitting
on the beanbag before, right?
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I... I just thought
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he was taking breaks
from working so hard.
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Nope.
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The lazy bastard
doesn't do anything.
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Fuck, man! What the fuck?
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This needs to change.
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Where is he?
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER TABLET)
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Yo, Glep.
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Huh?
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What do you actually
do around here, man?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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No, I'm not
being funny right now, man.
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Like, what do you do
at this company?
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Can you name one thing?
Wh-- What do you do here?
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Name one. One thing.
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Why did I even hire you
in the first place, man?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH ANGRILY)
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Oh, you quit?
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You can't quit
'cause you're fired!
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(YELLING) Get out! Get out!
Get out!
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- (PANTS)
- (DOOR SLAMS)
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Well, that sucked.
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All right, I'mma go
take a dump. (SNIFFS)
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- (DOOR SLAMS)
- (MR. BOSS STRAINING)
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- (FARTS)
- (PLOPPING)
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Oh. Poor Glep.
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Yeah, it's going to be weird
in the group chat now.
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Oh, yeah, we should kick him.
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Sorry, which group chat is that?
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Oh, yeah,
it's just like a stupid...
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(CHUCKLES)
...group chat we do.
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Where it's like...
It's not even that good.
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We just send funny stuff
and make each other laugh.
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But, yeah, it's not even...
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It sucks. It's not even good.
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♪ (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Glep, you spend
too much time at work
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and give me no attention
and it make me sad.
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I'm going back
to my home country
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for the holidays.
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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
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(SOBBING)
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- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (ENGINE REVVING)
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REPORTER: (OVER TV)
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In other news, there were
50 stabbings today.
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- I'm sleeping with my sister.
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(INDISTINCT COMMENTARY)
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SHOOTER: Drop it, drop it.
Don't you fucking dare!
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(SIGHS)
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♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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What can I get for you?
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(GIBBERISH)
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Sure. Can I see some ID?
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God damn, man.
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You was born in 329 A.D.?
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Must have seen
some crazy fucking crap
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in your time, dude.
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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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Sir, this thing
was caught stealing apples
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from the apple market.
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Hmm, an interesting
little critter.
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Why should I not kill you now?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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What?
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That's the stupidest thing
I've ever seen in my life!
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I hate that!
I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
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I'm going insane!
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(SCREAMS)
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(BODY THUDS)
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ONLOOKER 1: Oh, my God!
The Emperor is dead!
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ONLOOKER 2: What do we do now?
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- (CROWD CLAMORING, SCREAMING)
- (THUD)
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(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
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- (SCREAMING STOPS)
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Hey, man,
you should probably leave.
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- (CROWD CLAMORING)
- ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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That's him right there.
That's the witch.
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I saw him do a magic spell
and turn milk into yogurt.
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That's the witch.
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Kill him!
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Kill him!
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Any last words, witch?
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(COUGHS)
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(GAGS)
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(CROWD COUGHING)
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(CROWD GROANS)
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(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
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♪ (MARCHING BAND
MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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- (LAUGHS)
- Dude, dude. Oh, my God, man.
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It was so funny.
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What was it? It was
like ten or twenty British dudes
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or something like that.
Yeah, yeah, dude.
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Yeah, about that.
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And they came
and they fucking--
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Oh, my God, man.
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(LAUGHS)
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And when they say it,
they're like...
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
...."Oh, where's my tea?"
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- (LAUGHS)
- Or some shit like that.
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I was like, "Um, how about no?"
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- (ALL LAUGH)
- It was so good.
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It was so funny, man.
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Yeah, I remember when
he hit the fucking thing
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with the thing.
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Yeah, yeah, no,
no, that was so funny, man.
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That was so funny.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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O...
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kay.
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Um, who invited him again?
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I think it was Ben.
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(BEN SNORING)
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(GRUNTS) Anyway, I think
I might call it, actually.
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I'm getting pretty sleepy.
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All right, I'm going
to take off.
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- Yeah, I think it's time.
- Yeah, same.
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All right, see you later.
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- (FIRE CRACKLING)
- (CRICKETS CHIRPING)
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Wow, that's crazy.
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So, you're saying you went
to space?
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No, he didn't
say anything like that.
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I don't think
you were listening.
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What he was saying is he's been
around for centuries
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and he's never been
able to fit in anywhere.
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Wait up, man. What the fuck?
You started the bubonic plague?
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Huh? You think that's funny?
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What the fuck, man? Fuck you!
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You're a sick fuck, man.
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Look, I liked your story,
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but I think it's best
if you leave.
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Yeah, that's right.
Leave, motherfucker.
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Plague starter.
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Go to hell, dude.
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Fuck you.
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Guys, come on. Can we all
say a prayer for the victims
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of the plague, please?
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- Yeah, sure.
- (GROUP AGREEING)
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(SIGHS)
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Heavenly Father, we ask
for your mercy and grace
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for the 25 million
plague victims.
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♪ (MELANCHOLIC PIANO MUSIC
PLAYING) ♪
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- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (BRAKES SQUEAKING)
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MR. BOSS: (YELLS)
Fuck, I'm ruined!
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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(SOBBING)
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Get away from me!
What do you want?
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Oh, you're new here.
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Well, guess what, kid?
Nobody gives a damn.
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This city will chew you up...
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(SPITS) ...and spit you out.
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I just lost everything
in a goddamn market crash.
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(LAUGHS) I'm so fucked!
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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Oh, okay, it's gonna be fine?
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Awesome!
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Give me one good reason
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why I shouldn't pull
the trigger.
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♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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♪ (OPTIMISTIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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You just made me smile,
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even though my life is terrible.
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Wait, that's it!
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This is my next business idea!
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Making people smile!
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We can start a business
that does exactly that!
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What do you say?
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Yeah.
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(ALLAN RED SCREAMING)
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Yo, hey, Glep.
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(SIGHS)
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Look, uh, I may have gone
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a little too far
when I fired you.
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I was thinking why
we started this business
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in the first place,
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and it was
because of you, man.
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If you wanna sit on the beanbag
and do nothing,
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that's fine with me.
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That's who you are
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and why you're so freaking cool,
Glep.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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No need to apologize, man.
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Want to come back?
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Yeah.
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Yippee!
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- Hooray!
- PIM PIMLING: Yay.
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Thanks, everyone,
for coming to the supper room
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for Christmas dinner!
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Gotta use this room more often!
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(CHUCKLES)
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Father, may I have
some peas, please?
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Yes, you may, Son.
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Thank you for asking me nicely.
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(SMACKS LIPS) Mmm, nutritious.
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Wow, you grew up so fast.
(CHUCKLES)
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So do you still run around a lot
at home and stuff like that?
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No, I haven't run around
in a while.
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I just do crypto stuff now.
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Oh, cool.
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You have gravy all
over your face.
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Hey, don't touch me. (GASPS)
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Don't ever touch me.
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Oh, Glep, I'm so sorry
we had that horrible fight.
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To make it up to you,
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I made a dish
of my home country.
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(DISTORTED CHATTER)
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NARRATOR: So, despite being
a weird little green freak
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that no one understands,
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Glep finally figured out
where he belongs.
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Which just goes to show
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that no matter
how different we all are,
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everyone can get along
with each other.
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Except for a certain group
of people.
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You know who I'm talking about.
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Excuse me?
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- What?
- What did you just say?
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I was...
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Just wrapping up the episode.
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You said something
about a certain group of people.
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Which group
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were you talking about?
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A joke-- It was a joke
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but it didn't land as much
as I thought.
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But doesn't matter.
I guess, uh, you know, whatever.
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Whatever. (CHUCKLES)
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Cha-cha-cha.
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But-- But I'm just curious,
though.
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You're not going
to say what group it was?
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You don't want
to say what-- which group?
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It was the group
that was supposed to--
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it was supposed to be
a mind experiment.
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- Huh?
- Whoever came to your mind.
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But it was a joke.
It doesn't matter.
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- It didn't land as much as...
- Just say the group, dude.
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Just say what the group is.
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Sorry, I'm with Charlie here,
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and I don't-- we don't even
know who you are.
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Who are you?
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How did you get in here?
This is a private event.
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
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We ask that you bring them
to greener pastures
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and help them gain way
through the pearly gates
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and into an eternal life
of bliss and love.
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In Jesus' name.
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ALL: Amen.
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Bye. Have a great night.