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-Ugh! This pick sucks.
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-My strap's not right. That's…
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Okay. Okay, there we go.
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-Cocks.
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All right, hold on.
Let's scoop that midrange.
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-Nice.
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One, two, three, four!
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Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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What was that?
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I was just-- You said play something fast.
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Did you read the music
that I wrote for you?
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Yeah.
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Do you know what polyrhythms are?
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Yeah.
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I don't.
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These aren't my drums.
They belong to Hunter.
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And he came up with the band name.
I don't play the drums, I play the drum.
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This drum, in marching band for two years.
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I do it to get out of PE,
but Hunter says that doesn't matter.
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All it takes to be great
is commitment and sacrifice,
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which is what metal's all about.
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Or maybe it's about power,
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or sticking it to the man,
or denim, or motorcycles, or speed,
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or the devil.
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I don't totally understand it,
but Hunter says I don't have to.
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All I have to do is--
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-Play something heavy, man.
-Okay.
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Like, uh… "Rock of Ages"?
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Heavy.
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Play… something heavy.
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Play… something heavy.
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We need a bass player.
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-Mm.
-A bass player will be huge for us.
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-Yeah, no doubt.
-No doubt.
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No doubt.
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-Stop. Stop.
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That's enough for today.
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Emily, can I talk to you for a second?
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The song you're playing
is not the song they are playing.
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I'm not sure you're even playing a march.
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We've talked about this.
You have to listen and play.
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It's an orchestra, right?
I know we're in a marching band, but--
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I see you're upset.
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Fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck! I don't give a fuck
about what I'm playing!
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I don't give a fuck
about what they're playing!
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Fuck you!
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Fuck your shitty band!
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-Fucking bullshit!
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-Too bad she can't play like she throws.
-I don't give a fuck, so fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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-Cunt!
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You can't say that in America.
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That seems pretty metal to me,
but I'm not sure.
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-I'll ask Hunter about it.
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He's been into many things
since I met him,
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but he's stuck with metal
longer than any of them.
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When his mom left in seventh grade,
he decided it was the key to everything.
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If we devote ourselves to metal,
we'll own this school.
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Watch it.
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Everybody will see what we
really are and worship us like gods.
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I'm willing to give it a try.
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Hunter's been my best friend
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ever since he stopped Molly Levine
from pulling out my hair in third grade.
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He always looks out for me.
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Skip Hoffman sucks pig dicks.
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I don't think he was trying to hit me.
I was just in the way.
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-Clay Moss.
-You ready for the game?
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What I'm ready for
is your homecoming after-party, man.
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Yep, my parents are in Geneva.
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So bring the whole school
if you want, man, seriously.
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-Tell whoever. Everybody's invited.
-All right.
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-Peace out, bro.
-Catch you.
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Hey, man.
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What's up?
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Asked your mom about the double bass kit?
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What'd she say?
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She said she doesn't have
a thousand dollars.
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Okay, well, what about
a double bass pedal?
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Won't get the resonance,
but we'll have that attack.
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Yeah, she said
she doesn't have $150 either.
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She's in my speech class.
I think she's English.
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Scottish. I don't know.
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I heard she went apeshit
on the band teacher.
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Yeah.
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That's one messed up chick.
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I've never been to a party.
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I always wondered
what people like this did at them.
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People whose bands
didn't have names like Skullfucker.
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Now I know.
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Here we are…
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in the middle of it all.
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This rules.
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Awesome idea.
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He said everybody's invited.
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How do they do it?
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What are you talking about?
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This is like three chords and they still
can't get it right. They suck.
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Look at the drummer.
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-He's high out of his mind.
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I mean, them, all of them.
How did they just… do this,
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like it's the easiest thing ever?
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Okay, listen to me.
Things are gonna happen for us.
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Someday, all these people
are gonna be like,
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"Holy shit!
Kevin Schlieb and Hunter Sylvester?"
107
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"I went to high school with those guys."
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"I could've even hung out
with them, maybe."
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But it's gonna be too late,
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'cause we're gonna be too busy hanging out
with the guys from Iron Maiden.
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Great.
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Hunter, it's not that bad, actually,
once you get used to it. Seriously.
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Hunter, seriously,
our band is gonna be so awesome.
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I'm gonna practice like five hours a day.
I'm gonna be better than Ringo Starr.
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-Mmm.
-Hey!
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Whoo! Heavy metal rules!
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I have to go pee.
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-I'll drive you home when you're finished.
-After. After pee-pee.
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What are you staring at?
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You.
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Why?
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Because you're pretty.
Why else do people stare at you?
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People don't stare at me.
124
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-That's dumb.
-What?
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Why don't they?
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I could give you a million reasons.
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My face is too narrow…
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I am talking to a girl.
I'm not even afraid of her.
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Beer is amazing.
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…and I'm very pale.
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This party was a great idea.
I don't care what Hunter says.
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-And my nose…
-Even he must be having fun right now.
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What's happening, man?
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Hey, he just called you a dipshit.
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-No. No, I--
-What did you call me?
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I didn't say anything to anybody. I swear.
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Yes, you did.
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Really?
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Really.
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That's why they don't stare at me.
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They all stare at her.
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Her? I could've stared at her.
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I-- I don't-- I don't know either of you.
I'm an impartmentege.
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I'm an impart-- impartial judge.
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You're funny.
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-Ow!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Dude, what the fuck?
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Are you good, bruh? You hurt?
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-Here, let me help you.
-No, no. Let me help you.
152
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Take lessons.
153
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-You guys suck… bruh.
-Ooh.
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I'm sorry that you feel that way.
Do you play?
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Yeah, I have a band.
156
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Me and my friend over here. A real band.
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A serious band.
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Not like you fucktards.
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Got it. Um, I guess we'll be seeing you
at the Battle of the Bands then.
160
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There hasn't been a Battle of the Bands
since Dave Migdall hung brain on stage.
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There is this year.
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Go sign up with Dean Swanson,
but maybe don't say "fucktard,"
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'cause she's
a Special Olympics ambassador.
164
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All right, guys.
Let's keep this party going!
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Give me your car keys.
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-Come on.
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Mm.
168
00:12:00,376 --> 00:12:01,251
Hey.
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I was next.
170
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Hunter, I am busy.
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If you'd like to wait
until I am done with the Merinos--
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I demand you let us compete
in the Battle of the Bands.
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Okay.
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Not letting us play just because
we're a post-death metal band
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would be a complete violation
of our First Amendment rights.
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Your First Amendment rights
as a minor are unclear,
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but I agree it would be wrong
to exclude you.
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So why didn't
anybody tell us about it?
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-I wasn't aware you had a death metal--
-Post-death.
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Thank you, Frank.
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A post-death metal band.
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You're welcome to participate,
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as long as your performance
is appropriate.
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I had to work on her, but we're in.
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Awesome.
186
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So I guess we should start
looking for a bass player, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
188
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This is huge for us.
189
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Battle of the Bands is where
it starts for people. Check it out.
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-Troy Nix.
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00:13:09,668 --> 00:13:10,834
Jesus.
192
00:13:10,918 --> 00:13:15,418
Guitarist and singer of Kiloton,
Battle of the Bands winners 1996.
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They were gods.
194
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No one in this school
liked heavy music same as now,
195
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but Kiloton terrorized their way
straight to victory.
196
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By 1997,
197
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they were considered the greatest
unsigned metal band in the country.
198
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They could have been right up there
with Metallica or Pantera,
199
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but they broke up.
200
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I think drinking was involved.
201
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:41,959
But you and me,
that's not gonna happen to us.
202
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This is our moment.
Heavy music is gonna rise up.
203
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We win the Battle of the Bands,
parlay that win into gigs,
204
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and then those gigs score us a deal.
205
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Okay. Uh…
206
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-What kind of deal?
207
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,959
Cocks. Okay.
I've gotta get all the way to C Hall.
208
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But, um, meet me after school.
We've got work to do.
209
00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:05,376
Hail Satan.
210
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:06,959
'Sup, Robbie?
211
00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:10,918
-Hop in.
-Where are we going?
212
00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:17,959
It doesn't seem metal
to ask if he's got his dad's permission,
213
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-so I won't.
214
00:14:22,168 --> 00:14:23,584
But this…
215
00:14:25,751 --> 00:14:29,043
This definitely seems metal, right?
I mean, I think it does.
216
00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:31,876
I'm not sure my mom and dad will.
217
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:34,334
These drums
are gonna be huge for us.
218
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He's right.
219
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-They're huge.
220
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Shut the fuck up!
221
00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:06,376
Can I borrow the car?
222
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If you drop your brother off first.
223
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:11,251
Your father will pick him up
between shifts.
224
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:19,918
I'm the best at crawl,
and I can tread water the second longest.
225
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:20,918
That's good, Earl.
226
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:24,084
And I can do the best cannonball,
everybody says.
227
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What's all this stuff?
228
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My drums.
229
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Drums are dumb.
230
00:15:34,793 --> 00:15:35,668
Yeah.
231
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,209
I thought you were a clarinet player.
232
00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:47,459
No. No.
233
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That was just so
I could do marching band instead of PE.
234
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I do that too.
235
00:16:55,376 --> 00:16:56,209
I'm Kevin.
236
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Emily.
237
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:00,834
Um…
238
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,209
I saw you on the field.
239
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:09,918
Yeah, that was my fault.
240
00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:12,334
I hadn't taken my meds for, like…
241
00:17:12,418 --> 00:17:14,209
…a week.
242
00:17:16,293 --> 00:17:18,334
I-- I take Pepcid, so…
243
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Mm.
244
00:17:26,293 --> 00:17:29,293
Do you like… heavy metal at all?
245
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:31,709
Like Rock of Ages?
246
00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:34,834
Uh, no.
247
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:36,959
More like…
248
00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:40,918
post-death doom metal?
249
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,501
I don't know what that is.
250
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:36,543
And the Slippers of Spider Climbing
go to Malmsteen of Gorgoroth.
251
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:43,293
What kind of girlie name
is Malmsteen of Gorgoroth?
252
00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:46,043
I don't know, Dad. Why don't you ask
one of your real housewives
253
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,168
while you're shoving water balloons
into their tits?
254
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Plastic surgeon.
255
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,709
I understand Dungeons & Dragons
even less than metal,
256
00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:59,251
but it's a chance for us
to hang out with new people,
257
00:18:59,334 --> 00:19:01,584
especially ones who play the bass.
258
00:19:01,668 --> 00:19:02,501
Malmsteen…
259
00:19:02,584 --> 00:19:05,293
If he joins Skullfucker,
then we're a band, right?
260
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:07,584
-So we can play Battle of the Bands.
261
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,543
If people like us,
maybe they'll ask us to play some parties.
262
00:19:10,626 --> 00:19:11,793
I hope Hunter likes this guy.
263
00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:15,043
Sometimes he's not so nice to people
when he's uncomfortable.
264
00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:16,376
Being around his dad makes him--
265
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,584
Well, Malmsteen just can't believe
266
00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:23,126
that a halfling rogue
would be dumb and ungrateful enough
267
00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:25,668
to try and rip off a half-orc barbarian
268
00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:28,959
who just saved him from five ice toads.
269
00:19:30,918 --> 00:19:32,668
But he thinks he'll show mercy.
270
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:36,709
Until he remembers
that mercy is for the weak.
271
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,293
Malmsteen pulls out Hell Slinger,
his +3 great sword…
272
00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:40,209
Hunter.
273
00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:43,251
…and he tells Auriac Stormhollow
to shut his glory hole
274
00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:45,293
before he starts his first attack.
275
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:49,668
-Plus ten, that's a hit.
-Hunter, don't be an idiot.
276
00:19:49,751 --> 00:19:52,709
He runs the blade
between the thief's ribs.
277
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:54,376
-Second attack.
278
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:55,418
Uh-oh!
279
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:56,543
There goes the leg.
280
00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:58,668
And for the final attack…
281
00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:01,293
Oh, shit.
282
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:04,376
Head over to Dr. Sylvester's
for some post-op implants,
283
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:07,084
because I just chopped off your dick.
284
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,668
Sure. Sure.
285
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:17,001
You just remember that those implants
are what paid for your guitar,
286
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,626
your incel action figures,
287
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:22,584
and all your dumbass
Satan-worship T-shirts!
288
00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:26,543
I'm gonna go play tennis!
289
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:29,959
Did you see my American Express?
290
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,626
Where are you going?
291
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:38,834
Leaving.
292
00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:42,959
This sucks compared to Call of Duty.
Kevin, see you in class.
293
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:47,001
Hunter, we were going to ask him
to play bass for us.
294
00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:50,334
He says he's pretty good.
295
00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:53,168
It's for the best.
We can never trust a guy like that.
296
00:20:57,751 --> 00:20:59,376
I'm telling you,
she's really good.
297
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,126
We need a bass player.
A metal bass player.
298
00:21:02,209 --> 00:21:03,209
She can be metal.
299
00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:05,626
That's the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard.
300
00:21:05,709 --> 00:21:08,543
Why? Why is that the most ridiculous thing
you've ever heard?
301
00:21:08,626 --> 00:21:10,376
Because a cello-playing girl
is so non-metal
302
00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:13,043
that even thinking about it
is evaporating my balls.
303
00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:16,751
A lot of the time, Hunter,
I don't know what you're talking about.
304
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,751
Metal, not metal… Uh…
305
00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:21,501
Maybe I'm just not right for Skullfucker.
306
00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:39,543
Okay, switch places with me.
307
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:42,084
-What?
-Just do it.
308
00:21:43,126 --> 00:21:45,376
Slide over.
Open the door, but don't get out.
309
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:50,251
-Did you get her number?
-Of course I got it.
310
00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:51,501
Then, what is it?
311
00:21:51,584 --> 00:21:54,043
I know I said I'd get her number,
but I got her Snapchat.
312
00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:56,709
-Snapchat is actually…
-No! No, no, no, no.
313
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,709
-No, no, no, no.
-It's fine.
314
00:21:58,793 --> 00:22:01,543
-It's the same thing.
-It's not the same thing. You know it.
315
00:22:02,168 --> 00:22:03,001
What?
316
00:22:03,751 --> 00:22:05,084
Suck it, cunt.
317
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:06,709
Ow!
318
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,793
Go, go! Fuck!
319
00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:10,376
Go! Fuck! Fuck!
320
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:12,251
Go, go, go, go, go!
321
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,126
Why? Why did you do that?
322
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,876
Truth to power, bitch! Drive!
323
00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:19,501
Why?
324
00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:31,793
Drive. If he gets close enough,
you're just as fucked as I am.
325
00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:35,001
You slow down, you die. That's metal.
326
00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:37,376
That is a dumb Keanu Reeves movie!
327
00:22:41,251 --> 00:22:42,459
Oh, shit.
328
00:22:45,251 --> 00:22:47,293
Watch out. He'll see you in the mirrors
if he gets close enough.
329
00:22:48,209 --> 00:22:50,334
What am I doing? Oh, God!
330
00:22:52,751 --> 00:22:54,584
You're an asshole.
331
00:23:03,334 --> 00:23:04,876
Okay. We can shake him.
332
00:23:04,959 --> 00:23:06,626
-Turn left on Aspen.
333
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:14,168
Oh.
334
00:23:17,709 --> 00:23:20,209
-Don't slow down. Keep going straight.
-To where? Where?
335
00:23:20,293 --> 00:23:22,959
-There!
-I… We will not fit in there!
336
00:23:23,043 --> 00:23:24,168
I know this car!
337
00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:26,501
-Fucking do it!
338
00:23:26,584 --> 00:23:28,209
-Whoo!
339
00:23:28,293 --> 00:23:30,001
-No, no, no!
-Whoo!
340
00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:35,751
Oh, fuck!
341
00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:38,251
-Oh, shit.
342
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,501
Whoa!
343
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,959
Fuck you! Fuck you!
344
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:51,834
Dude.
345
00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:01,668
I understand now.
346
00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:03,084
Metal is commitment,
347
00:24:03,168 --> 00:24:06,543
and speaking truth to power,
and sticking it to the man, and speed.
348
00:24:06,626 --> 00:24:08,126
That was fucking awesome.
349
00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:11,126
Metal is taking the wheel.
350
00:24:12,876 --> 00:24:13,709
What's this?
351
00:24:14,918 --> 00:24:17,293
-Homework.
352
00:24:17,918 --> 00:24:18,751
Black Sabbath.
353
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,251
Iron Maiden.
354
00:24:22,751 --> 00:24:24,001
Judas Priest.
355
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:26,376
Metallica.
356
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:28,168
Anthrax.
357
00:24:28,251 --> 00:24:29,168
Slayer.
358
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:30,626
Megadeth.
359
00:24:30,709 --> 00:24:31,543
Motörhead.
360
00:24:31,626 --> 00:24:32,918
Guns N' Roses.
361
00:24:33,001 --> 00:24:34,626
Rage Against the Machine.
362
00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:36,084
Pantera.
363
00:24:36,168 --> 00:24:38,668
Emperor. Tool. Dio.
364
00:24:38,751 --> 00:24:40,918
Meshuggah. Opeth. Slipknot.
365
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,668
Mastodon. Lamb of God.
366
00:24:42,751 --> 00:24:44,251
This is your history now.
367
00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,543
Learn it. Live it.
368
00:24:47,459 --> 00:24:49,043
Do lines of it in the bathroom.
369
00:24:52,918 --> 00:24:54,168
I'll be working on this.
370
00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:56,043
It's the solo to "Machinery."
371
00:24:56,126 --> 00:24:57,293
It fucking shreds.
372
00:24:59,293 --> 00:25:01,293
-I had these made up.
373
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:03,709
For luck.
374
00:25:06,876 --> 00:25:08,459
I'll get to work on this, then.
375
00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:21,001
Cocks.
376
00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:25,376
Fuck me, okay.
377
00:26:41,751 --> 00:26:42,584
Ah!
378
00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:45,709
Fuck.
379
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,084
Hey. Um…
380
00:29:21,668 --> 00:29:23,709
Hi.
381
00:30:28,251 --> 00:30:29,793
Man, she's amazing.
382
00:30:30,876 --> 00:30:33,959
Maybe Hunter'll change his mind about her
when I tell him how much she shreds.
383
00:30:34,043 --> 00:30:36,543
…enunciation and projection.
384
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:42,084
These are two of the most important tools
in your communications toolbox.
385
00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:47,543
Enunciation is the way we shape
the sounds that come out of our mouths.
386
00:30:49,334 --> 00:30:50,376
Uh…
387
00:30:51,043 --> 00:30:53,918
Dean Swanson
wants to see Hunter Sylvester.
388
00:31:30,126 --> 00:31:32,418
They only got
suspended two weeks.
389
00:31:32,501 --> 00:31:35,293
Swanson wanted a month,
but their ass-rapist coach intervened.
390
00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:37,043
Yeah, still, they're gone.
391
00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:38,876
They can't come back
to campus or anything.
392
00:31:38,959 --> 00:31:40,959
But when they come back,
they'll totally ass-rape me
393
00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:42,793
for getting them suspended
in the first place.
394
00:31:42,876 --> 00:31:44,751
Getting them suspended? It's their fault.
395
00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:45,876
They defaced your hair.
396
00:31:45,959 --> 00:31:47,459
I flicked him in the chops first.
397
00:31:47,543 --> 00:31:49,501
Okay, well, at Clay Moss's party,
398
00:31:49,584 --> 00:31:51,709
they pushed you into the speaker
in front of everybody.
399
00:31:51,793 --> 00:31:52,668
They started it.
400
00:31:52,751 --> 00:31:56,418
Yeah, I don't think
your average suburban Nazi shitbag
401
00:31:56,501 --> 00:31:57,501
is gonna see it that way.
402
00:32:03,876 --> 00:32:04,709
How is it?
403
00:32:07,334 --> 00:32:09,168
It's cool. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah.
404
00:32:09,251 --> 00:32:10,084
Yeah.
405
00:32:10,584 --> 00:32:14,043
Yeah, I kind of look like Jason Newsted
from Metallica, the bass player.
406
00:32:14,543 --> 00:32:15,376
Hmm.
407
00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:17,834
Oh, right, the one who got fired.
408
00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:22,501
It's more Viking than Newsted.
409
00:32:22,584 --> 00:32:24,459
Yeah, like the school mascot.
410
00:32:25,459 --> 00:32:27,418
No. No, not like the school mascot.
411
00:32:27,501 --> 00:32:29,459
Less like the school mascot
than anything on Earth.
412
00:32:29,543 --> 00:32:31,376
More like a baby's dick
than the school mascot.
413
00:32:31,459 --> 00:32:34,418
If a baby's dick grew its own baby dick,
then my hair would be more like--
414
00:33:53,126 --> 00:33:55,626
Sorry I'm so late.
Glad you guys are still here.
415
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:57,626
No… No problem.
416
00:33:57,709 --> 00:33:59,209
No, yeah, not at all.
417
00:33:59,293 --> 00:34:01,584
Uh… Yeah. Um, so…
418
00:34:02,293 --> 00:34:03,126
Um…
419
00:34:03,918 --> 00:34:04,834
What do you know?
420
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:08,126
Well, how about you guys start playing
and I'll work my way in.
421
00:34:09,543 --> 00:34:10,376
Cool.
422
00:34:11,834 --> 00:34:12,668
Um…
423
00:34:13,834 --> 00:34:15,543
How far have you gone in the… the thing--
424
00:34:15,626 --> 00:34:18,584
Yeah. I… I got through Metallica,
Judas Priest.
425
00:34:18,668 --> 00:34:21,709
I'm in the middle of Slayer right now
and I'm having a little bit of trouble--
426
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,959
Okay. Okay. Let's try, uh…
427
00:34:24,543 --> 00:34:27,001
Let's try "For Whom the Bell Tolls."
Okay? You got it, Kev?
428
00:34:27,876 --> 00:34:29,043
Yeah, okay.
429
00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:33,084
One, two, three, four. One, two.
430
00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:05,043
Yeah. Okay, cool. All right, man.
431
00:35:08,043 --> 00:35:08,876
Let's…
432
00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:12,168
That was cool.
Le-- Um, let's try playing the song.
433
00:35:12,251 --> 00:35:13,334
Let's try playing the song,
434
00:35:13,418 --> 00:35:15,334
and we can see
how we vibe together as a band,
435
00:35:15,418 --> 00:35:20,043
and then we'll work on
all the stage-show elements later.
436
00:35:20,793 --> 00:35:22,126
Right. Cool.
437
00:35:24,084 --> 00:35:27,251
-Two, three, four.
438
00:35:49,668 --> 00:35:50,543
I just--
439
00:35:50,626 --> 00:35:54,626
Um, I'm, like, kind of getting confused,
'cause I just don't know what else to do.
440
00:35:54,709 --> 00:35:57,584
Dude, you can play,
or you can be wasted,
441
00:35:57,668 --> 00:35:59,584
but you can't play wasted.
It's not working out.
442
00:35:59,668 --> 00:36:02,043
We don't need a bass player
to beat those stooges.
443
00:36:02,543 --> 00:36:03,751
Just keep it us two.
444
00:36:04,334 --> 00:36:07,584
Okay. Like, uh… White Stripes.
445
00:36:07,668 --> 00:36:10,459
Weak. No, here, check this out.
446
00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,584
It's just two guys.
447
00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:19,418
It means that we wouldn't have to split
our contest winnings three ways…
448
00:36:20,668 --> 00:36:22,209
Something to consider.
449
00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:57,959
That's mean.
450
00:36:59,168 --> 00:37:00,043
Yeah, it is.
451
00:37:03,043 --> 00:37:05,126
It doesn't feel
like a good time to tell Hunter
452
00:37:05,209 --> 00:37:08,126
that I don't wanna be in a band
that sounds like people being tortured.
453
00:37:08,209 --> 00:37:12,209
But I think it's time for him to seriously
consider the only good option we have.
454
00:37:12,293 --> 00:37:13,709
No, it's a great option.
455
00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:16,668
It is time to speak truth to power.
456
00:37:16,751 --> 00:37:20,626
We have, like, two weeks,
and she can learn everything in two days.
457
00:37:20,709 --> 00:37:22,418
It's nothing personal, Emily.
458
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:25,959
It's just you're not consistent
with the image we're trying to project…
459
00:37:27,584 --> 00:37:28,959
like I told Kevin.
460
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:31,834
Is it because she's a girl?
461
00:37:32,709 --> 00:37:33,668
No.
462
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:37,043
Well… what about Joan Jett?
463
00:37:37,543 --> 00:37:39,126
Doesn't she rock?
464
00:37:39,751 --> 00:37:41,793
Um, the-- What about The Runaways?
465
00:37:41,876 --> 00:37:42,918
That's Joan Jett.
466
00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:46,334
-Okay. Well, there's Lita Ford.
-That's The Runaways.
467
00:37:46,418 --> 00:37:47,501
And there's, um…
468
00:37:47,584 --> 00:37:49,584
There's, uh… What's her-- Um…
469
00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:51,834
-Kevin.
-Uh, what-- what's…
470
00:37:51,918 --> 00:37:53,584
-What's the one with the song…
-Kevin.
471
00:37:53,668 --> 00:37:55,668
Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.
472
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:56,959
Kevin, we are a metal band.
473
00:37:57,043 --> 00:37:59,709
We are not an indie metal band.
We are not an alt-metal band.
474
00:37:59,793 --> 00:38:02,126
We are not a sort of metal band.
We are a metal band.
475
00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:05,584
And for us to have a cello player
instead of a bass player
476
00:38:05,668 --> 00:38:06,959
would be completely gay.
477
00:38:07,043 --> 00:38:09,126
-Uh…
478
00:38:24,751 --> 00:38:26,668
You've gotta take all that in context.
479
00:38:27,251 --> 00:38:28,459
Gay?
480
00:38:28,543 --> 00:38:31,376
Gay? Our band is called Skullfucker.
481
00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:32,834
Skullfucker.
482
00:38:32,918 --> 00:38:35,001
You named it that to impress girls?
483
00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:37,459
We're gonna die virgins
in a band called Skullfucker.
484
00:38:42,043 --> 00:38:43,501
What I meant was, we're not--
485
00:38:43,584 --> 00:38:45,543
Oh, come on. Like she didn't know.
486
00:38:59,626 --> 00:39:00,459
Hello?
487
00:39:00,543 --> 00:39:03,043
-Hey. It's Kevin.
-Oh.
488
00:39:03,626 --> 00:39:04,501
Hey.
489
00:39:06,418 --> 00:39:09,959
Uh, hey, I… wanted to apologize
490
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:13,126
again for Hunter being so rude, and…
491
00:39:13,918 --> 00:39:16,293
-That stuff he said. He--
It's okay.
492
00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:18,584
I'm one too.
493
00:39:19,334 --> 00:39:20,334
Hm?
494
00:39:20,918 --> 00:39:22,459
A virgin.
495
00:39:23,293 --> 00:39:24,668
I know, it's a shocker.
496
00:39:25,251 --> 00:39:26,501
Oh, um… Uh, no,
497
00:39:26,584 --> 00:39:31,501
I was talking about that stuff
he said about girl cello players
498
00:39:31,584 --> 00:39:33,168
in a metal band being gay.
499
00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:34,751
Right. Sorry. Eh…
500
00:39:34,834 --> 00:39:36,876
First of all,
that's a totally messed up thing to say.
501
00:39:36,959 --> 00:39:38,084
Well, maybe he's right.
502
00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:41,418
No, he's not, and…you're not.
503
00:39:41,501 --> 00:39:42,418
Not what?
504
00:39:42,501 --> 00:39:46,001
Are we talking gayness,
or heavy metal, or virginity?
505
00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:47,918
Uh, um…
506
00:39:49,084 --> 00:39:50,459
All of them, I think. Uh…
507
00:39:51,126 --> 00:39:53,084
They seem related.
508
00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:56,459
You are, right?
509
00:39:56,543 --> 00:39:58,043
Gay? I don't think so.
510
00:39:58,126 --> 00:39:59,876
I guess there's sort of a spectrum.
511
00:39:59,959 --> 00:40:00,793
A virgin.
512
00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:04,668
Oh, um…
513
00:40:06,584 --> 00:40:08,126
Yes, definitely.
514
00:40:09,793 --> 00:40:10,626
Hm…
515
00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:14,501
Do… you want to?
516
00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:16,626
To…
517
00:40:19,793 --> 00:40:21,543
Do you want to not be?
518
00:40:24,959 --> 00:40:26,168
I, uh…
519
00:40:27,168 --> 00:40:29,126
Y-- yes.
520
00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:31,334
Uh, um… Uh, do you?
521
00:40:32,001 --> 00:40:35,001
-You know where Temple Solel is?
-On Cleavy? Yeah.
522
00:40:35,084 --> 00:40:37,668
Will you meet me
in the car park in a half hour?
523
00:40:37,751 --> 00:40:39,751
Oh, and can you bring thingies?
524
00:40:41,834 --> 00:40:42,918
For your thingy?
525
00:40:47,168 --> 00:40:48,376
Hey, Mom. Uh…
526
00:40:49,334 --> 00:40:50,918
-I need the car.
-Okay.
527
00:40:51,001 --> 00:40:54,876
Well, your father should be back
from the shop around 8:00.
528
00:40:54,959 --> 00:40:56,918
-And then we--
-Mom, I need the car.
529
00:42:02,793 --> 00:42:03,793
Fucking…
530
00:42:18,543 --> 00:42:20,709
-I know. I know.
531
00:42:20,793 --> 00:42:22,668
-We said 6:15.
532
00:42:23,543 --> 00:42:24,834
It is now 8:00.
533
00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:27,043
-Well, something came up.
-What?
534
00:42:27,626 --> 00:42:28,793
What came up?
535
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:34,418
Nothing.
536
00:42:34,501 --> 00:42:36,584
I thought it was something.
You said it was something.
537
00:42:36,668 --> 00:42:39,168
Well, I was wrong. It was nothing.
538
00:42:39,834 --> 00:42:43,668
I can imagine something
being more important than a band practice.
539
00:42:44,418 --> 00:42:45,834
Actually, I can't.
540
00:42:45,918 --> 00:42:49,334
But I definitely can't see how nothing
could be more important, Kevin.
541
00:42:49,418 --> 00:42:51,626
Well, nothing
is more important.
542
00:42:51,709 --> 00:42:54,334
Or nothing isn't more important.
543
00:42:54,418 --> 00:42:55,251
What I mean--
544
00:42:55,334 --> 00:42:57,418
I don't need Abbott and Costello
from you, okay?
545
00:42:57,501 --> 00:42:59,584
I need a drummer. A real drummer.
546
00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:02,751
Metal is commitment, Kevin.
547
00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:04,751
It's dedication, sacrifice,
548
00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:07,251
mortification of the flesh
and all that shit.
549
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,334
It's serious.
550
00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:09,709
And if you're not gonna be,
551
00:43:09,793 --> 00:43:12,626
if you'll be all "girls with cello,
showing up whenever I feel like it,"
552
00:43:12,709 --> 00:43:13,959
then this isn't gonna work.
553
00:43:14,043 --> 00:43:15,793
And we won't win the Battle of the Bands,
554
00:43:15,876 --> 00:43:18,793
and then you're gonna be a loser
for the rest of your life.
555
00:43:53,376 --> 00:43:54,209
Hey.
556
00:43:57,001 --> 00:43:57,834
Hey!
557
00:43:58,418 --> 00:44:00,001
-Hey!
-Oh, hey.
558
00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:03,793
Hi.
559
00:44:03,876 --> 00:44:05,501
Where did you learn how to play?
560
00:44:05,584 --> 00:44:06,584
Uh…
561
00:44:06,668 --> 00:44:07,501
I don't know.
562
00:44:07,584 --> 00:44:10,834
My friend just gave me these songs,
and I practiced them.
563
00:44:11,709 --> 00:44:14,084
I'm not, you know,
a real drummer or anything.
564
00:44:14,168 --> 00:44:15,626
Are you fucking high?
565
00:44:16,126 --> 00:44:17,501
That was intense.
566
00:44:19,168 --> 00:44:20,084
Yeah?
567
00:44:20,709 --> 00:44:22,043
Have you got a minute?
568
00:44:34,084 --> 00:44:37,959
Are they all like this? Just pretty much
the same beat all the way through?
569
00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:39,126
-Yeah.
-Pretty much.
570
00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:43,751
Please, Kevin. I promised my sister,
and she's so psyched to have us play.
571
00:44:43,834 --> 00:44:46,543
But Ray's not getting out of rehab
for another month,
572
00:44:46,626 --> 00:44:49,334
and we're tired of playing
with a wasted drummer.
573
00:44:49,418 --> 00:44:51,209
-Yeah, man.
- Fuck that dummy.
574
00:44:51,293 --> 00:44:52,751
I would like to,
575
00:44:52,834 --> 00:44:55,793
but it's like I said,
I'm in this band with Hunter,
576
00:44:55,876 --> 00:44:59,001
and Battle of the Bands
is really important to him.
577
00:44:59,084 --> 00:45:02,293
-Lots of guys are in two bands.
-Eric Clapton was in, like, 60 bands.
578
00:45:02,376 --> 00:45:03,959
And I heard you play, man.
579
00:45:04,501 --> 00:45:06,709
You could learn our songs in ten minutes.
580
00:45:08,043 --> 00:45:10,668
Don't even worry
about the Battle of the Bands for now,
581
00:45:10,751 --> 00:45:12,126
just my sister's wedding.
582
00:45:14,459 --> 00:45:16,626
-Let me think about it.
-I feel you.
583
00:45:17,126 --> 00:45:18,834
But the wedding's this weekend,
584
00:45:19,793 --> 00:45:21,293
so don't think too long.
585
00:45:30,334 --> 00:45:31,834
-Fuck.
586
00:45:31,918 --> 00:45:32,751
You blinked.
587
00:45:33,251 --> 00:45:34,834
-I blunk.
-You blunk.
588
00:45:36,834 --> 00:45:37,918
Three out of five?
589
00:45:39,251 --> 00:45:41,668
I'm pretty sure
you're better at staring than me.
590
00:45:41,751 --> 00:45:42,626
Mm-hmm.
591
00:45:47,043 --> 00:45:48,293
Those your meds?
592
00:45:49,001 --> 00:45:49,876
Mm-hmm.
593
00:45:50,626 --> 00:45:52,209
My happy pills.
594
00:45:55,126 --> 00:45:57,376
-Don't you need more?
595
00:45:57,459 --> 00:45:58,293
Mm-mm.
596
00:46:06,376 --> 00:46:07,709
Lay on top of me.
597
00:46:23,043 --> 00:46:23,876
Not yet.
598
00:46:26,334 --> 00:46:27,334
Let's just, um,
599
00:46:28,543 --> 00:46:29,543
lie like this.
600
00:46:30,709 --> 00:46:31,543
I like it.
601
00:46:32,834 --> 00:46:35,918
Makes me feel… smooshed.
602
00:46:41,209 --> 00:46:43,834
On the field, when I first saw you…
603
00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:45,168
Yeah.
604
00:46:46,543 --> 00:46:49,459
…did it feel… good to
605
00:46:50,251 --> 00:46:52,209
throw stuff and yell at people?
606
00:46:56,918 --> 00:46:57,751
No.
607
00:46:59,959 --> 00:47:04,584
Feels good to not want to throw stuff
and yell at people.
608
00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:09,709
You're my happy pill.
609
00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:18,376
Mm.
610
00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:27,876
It's only a wedding.
611
00:47:28,918 --> 00:47:32,001
Look, you've got to understand something,
Kevin. We don't fit in.
612
00:47:32,084 --> 00:47:35,251
You can try as hard as you want.
You can get yourself a girlfriend,
613
00:47:35,334 --> 00:47:36,918
or whatever, but you still won't fit in.
614
00:47:37,001 --> 00:47:40,334
She doesn't fit in either.
Why can't we all not fit in together?
615
00:47:40,418 --> 00:47:42,876
We're not talking about that now.
I don't even wanna go there.
616
00:47:42,959 --> 00:47:44,543
We're talking about you being a traitor--
617
00:47:44,626 --> 00:47:45,751
Maybe I wanna talk about it.
618
00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:48,793
I'm the founding member of Skullfucker,
and I say no Yokos.
619
00:47:48,876 --> 00:47:50,001
You said "fuck."
620
00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:51,918
We are both founding members
of Skullfucker.
621
00:47:52,001 --> 00:47:53,543
-Don't!
-I am way more founding.
622
00:47:53,626 --> 00:47:55,959
I write songs, buy equipment,
designed our Facebook page--
623
00:47:56,043 --> 00:47:57,084
Oh, fuck our Facebook page!
624
00:47:57,168 --> 00:47:59,418
I'm the founding member of Skullfucker,
and I say no Yokos!
625
00:47:59,501 --> 00:48:01,043
-No more fuck!
-Shut up!
626
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:02,334
End of conversation.
627
00:48:02,418 --> 00:48:05,251
No, you-- No. You can't just declare
end of conversation.
628
00:48:05,334 --> 00:48:06,501
You don't have that authority.
629
00:48:10,584 --> 00:48:11,918
Fine, end of conversation.
630
00:48:18,043 --> 00:48:20,376
And that is how you knit a sweater.
631
00:48:21,751 --> 00:48:23,626
Very good, Andrea.
632
00:48:24,126 --> 00:48:27,793
Did you hear
how she enunciated and projected?
633
00:48:28,293 --> 00:48:30,084
Get her all the way in the back, right?
634
00:48:30,668 --> 00:48:32,418
And now, Hunter.
635
00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:38,793
"Death closes all
636
00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:41,959
But something ere the end
637
00:48:42,043 --> 00:48:44,709
Some work of noble note
638
00:48:44,793 --> 00:48:45,959
May yet be done
639
00:48:47,459 --> 00:48:50,834
Not unbecoming men that strove with gods."
640
00:48:54,834 --> 00:48:55,918
Tennyson's "Ulysses."
641
00:48:56,001 --> 00:48:57,918
You might know it from your English class.
642
00:49:00,168 --> 00:49:01,834
This speech is about metal.
643
00:49:10,376 --> 00:49:12,751
Metal is about what "Ulysses" was about.
644
00:49:12,834 --> 00:49:14,793
Striving with gods.
645
00:49:14,876 --> 00:49:17,793
Striking out for unknown territory.
646
00:49:18,293 --> 00:49:21,043
The people that crossed the Bering Strait
12,000 years ago?
647
00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:26,668
Metal.
648
00:49:27,293 --> 00:49:29,293
That Kon-Tiki guy?
649
00:49:34,084 --> 00:49:34,918
Metal.
650
00:49:35,668 --> 00:49:38,209
The people on the Mayflower…
651
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,084
…would've been metal
if it weren't for all the Jesus crap.
652
00:49:41,668 --> 00:49:43,376
And Ulysses, what did he do?
653
00:49:43,459 --> 00:49:44,293
Huh?
654
00:49:46,001 --> 00:49:48,168
Read Dante. He'll tell you.
655
00:49:49,251 --> 00:49:52,751
Ulysses got together
the baddest ass crew he could find,
656
00:49:52,834 --> 00:49:56,001
and then he sailed off
beyond the Pillars of Hercules,
657
00:49:56,084 --> 00:49:58,293
and then he was drowned,
658
00:49:58,793 --> 00:50:02,543
and pulled right down to hell.
659
00:50:10,543 --> 00:50:11,584
Eighth circle.
660
00:50:11,668 --> 00:50:14,251
What is more metal than that?
661
00:50:15,001 --> 00:50:16,334
Only the ninth circle.
662
00:50:18,251 --> 00:50:22,918
So… achieving your dreams
with fellow badasses,
663
00:50:23,001 --> 00:50:25,418
going to hell if you have to…
664
00:50:26,418 --> 00:50:28,168
Oh, that sounds great, right?
665
00:50:29,251 --> 00:50:31,501
But it wasn't so easy for Ulysses.
666
00:50:33,084 --> 00:50:34,209
See, he had, um…
667
00:50:35,834 --> 00:50:36,793
He had Penelope,
668
00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:41,209
Mrs. Ulysses, keeping him down.
669
00:50:43,418 --> 00:50:45,084
"Stay home."
670
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:46,751
"Be king."
671
00:50:47,959 --> 00:50:50,584
"Go to work every day."
672
00:50:51,959 --> 00:50:56,043
He wasted decades of his life
on that shit.
673
00:50:56,126 --> 00:50:57,459
-Hunter.
674
00:50:57,543 --> 00:50:59,293
-Stop it.
675
00:50:59,376 --> 00:51:02,876
But one day, Ulysses decided
he was finished with his woman.
676
00:51:02,959 --> 00:51:04,459
Hunter, that's enough!
677
00:51:04,543 --> 00:51:05,918
It was inevitable.
678
00:51:06,001 --> 00:51:09,334
Sooner or later, the metal inside him
was bound to rise up…
679
00:51:09,418 --> 00:51:12,376
…and crush
whatever stood in its path!
680
00:51:12,459 --> 00:51:14,668
-Fucker! Fucking cunt!
-You're fucking crazy!
681
00:51:14,751 --> 00:51:16,959
I'll fucking-- I will fucking kill you!
682
00:51:17,043 --> 00:51:19,084
-Don't you ever come near me again!
-Ow!
683
00:51:20,334 --> 00:51:22,251
-Not the guitar!
684
00:51:24,251 --> 00:51:27,418
That was inappropriate,
bordering on inexcusable.
685
00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:28,709
I completely agree.
686
00:51:28,793 --> 00:51:30,043
I'm talking about you.
687
00:51:31,126 --> 00:51:31,959
Wait, what?
688
00:51:32,043 --> 00:51:34,501
Is that what you've learned
from your interactions
689
00:51:34,584 --> 00:51:37,001
with the vicious morons like Skip Hoffman?
690
00:51:37,876 --> 00:51:39,626
How to torment people weaker than you?
691
00:51:39,709 --> 00:51:41,834
Look, I've got
some personal issues with her--
692
00:51:41,918 --> 00:51:45,668
I could give a shit about
your personal issues with that poor girl.
693
00:51:47,168 --> 00:51:49,709
You're going to write down
exactly what you did.
694
00:51:50,293 --> 00:51:52,418
If Miss Johnson corroborates your account,
695
00:51:52,501 --> 00:51:55,668
I'll include it in the disciplinary notice
I'll send to your father.
696
00:51:55,751 --> 00:51:59,043
If she doesn't, I will suspend you.
697
00:52:26,293 --> 00:52:27,876
Your friend's a massive dick.
698
00:52:34,001 --> 00:52:35,251
What the fuck?
699
00:52:37,793 --> 00:52:38,959
The fuck you doing?
700
00:52:39,459 --> 00:52:44,626
You are afraid of everybody,
and instead of showing it like I do,
701
00:52:44,709 --> 00:52:48,084
you treat everybody like shit
and you make them hate you.
702
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:50,751
Great. They leave you alone,
they leave me alone.
703
00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:53,501
Both of us are alone.
Mission accomplished.
704
00:52:53,584 --> 00:52:54,918
-No, no, no--
-No, shut up.
705
00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:57,876
You need me a lot more than I need you.
706
00:52:59,418 --> 00:53:02,293
Without me,
all of your dumb fantasies disappear.
707
00:53:02,876 --> 00:53:05,376
But without you,
I might actually live a real life.
708
00:53:08,084 --> 00:53:10,376
You… You can't.
709
00:53:10,459 --> 00:53:11,334
You can't.
710
00:53:14,918 --> 00:53:16,126
We're Skullfucker.
711
00:53:25,293 --> 00:53:28,084
Fine. Fine. Go enjoy
your new fucking wacko girlfriend
712
00:53:28,168 --> 00:53:30,418
and your new---
and your new shitty band and--
713
00:53:31,001 --> 00:53:32,626
And Rock of Ages!
714
00:53:33,584 --> 00:53:34,543
It's my fault.
715
00:53:35,126 --> 00:53:37,251
It's Hunter's fault. He's a massive dick.
716
00:53:37,334 --> 00:53:38,918
But I never would've lost it like that
717
00:53:39,001 --> 00:53:42,043
-if I hadn't stopped taking my meds.
-It was not your fault! Wh--
718
00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:48,959
No, don't…
719
00:53:52,001 --> 00:53:53,668
-I'm not mad.
720
00:53:55,709 --> 00:53:58,626
You didn't do anything wrong.
There's nothing wrong with you.
721
00:53:58,709 --> 00:53:59,751
Yeah, there is.
722
00:54:00,334 --> 00:54:03,751
The concentration of serotonin
in my synapses is too low.
723
00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:09,418
Okay, but there's something more wrong
with everyone else.
724
00:54:11,001 --> 00:54:14,126
You have a right to be mad,
especially at Hunter.
725
00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:16,668
Why am I like this?
726
00:54:18,876 --> 00:54:21,626
Everybody else
didn't make me like this.
727
00:54:23,293 --> 00:54:25,251
Hunter didn't make me like this.
728
00:54:25,751 --> 00:54:27,959
-My parents love me.
729
00:54:28,918 --> 00:54:30,876
They try as hard as they can.
730
00:54:33,084 --> 00:54:34,751
Nah, not their fault.
731
00:54:35,584 --> 00:54:37,084
You're not anybody's fault.
732
00:54:37,168 --> 00:54:38,251
Huh.
733
00:54:38,334 --> 00:54:39,376
You're not…
734
00:54:41,709 --> 00:54:42,543
a fault.
735
00:54:42,626 --> 00:54:43,459
You--
736
00:54:49,334 --> 00:54:52,751
There may be something…
wrong with you, but…
737
00:54:56,459 --> 00:54:57,418
you're perfect.
738
00:55:20,626 --> 00:55:21,793
You ever get angry?
739
00:55:22,959 --> 00:55:23,918
Sometimes.
740
00:55:29,459 --> 00:55:30,293
I get it.
741
00:55:31,001 --> 00:55:33,834
Sometimes… also sad.
742
00:55:39,918 --> 00:55:40,834
You know why?
743
00:55:42,001 --> 00:55:43,043
I don't know.
744
00:55:44,959 --> 00:55:47,584
It's because people treat you
like you're invisible.
745
00:55:49,459 --> 00:55:51,293
Like you're not even there.
746
00:55:51,376 --> 00:55:52,543
Like you're nothing.
747
00:55:54,543 --> 00:55:56,543
But you're more than that.
You're better than that.
748
00:55:56,626 --> 00:55:58,834
You're not nothing. You're something.
749
00:56:00,043 --> 00:56:01,209
You're somebody.
750
00:56:02,209 --> 00:56:03,084
I'm Robbie.
751
00:56:04,459 --> 00:56:05,626
Fuck yeah, you are.
752
00:56:15,001 --> 00:56:16,793
We're done taking shit, you and me.
753
00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:21,001
Take off the costume, Krusty the Clown.
754
00:57:21,084 --> 00:57:24,418
We gotta talk about this, uh, "What I did
at school today" essay right here.
755
00:57:24,501 --> 00:57:27,668
Sorry, you're just a little late
with the whole parenting thing.
756
00:57:28,501 --> 00:57:29,876
Get back inside!
757
00:57:29,959 --> 00:57:31,668
Go bang another nurse!
758
00:57:38,793 --> 00:57:39,876
Fuck.
759
00:59:02,459 --> 00:59:03,959
This is private property.
760
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,543
My drummer's in there.
761
00:59:07,084 --> 00:59:08,251
I'm going in.
762
00:59:08,334 --> 00:59:10,376
No, you ain't. Get the hell out of here.
763
00:59:11,084 --> 00:59:12,418
Who are you
764
00:59:13,126 --> 00:59:14,918
to stop a man
765
00:59:15,584 --> 00:59:17,751
who strives with gods?
766
00:59:29,793 --> 00:59:32,334
That was great, brother.
Really great.
767
00:59:32,418 --> 00:59:33,751
Yeah, it was fun.
768
00:59:33,834 --> 00:59:37,043
You killed that shit. We never sounded
anything like that before.
769
00:59:37,126 --> 00:59:39,001
I want you to know, man, if…
770
00:59:39,501 --> 00:59:41,584
If you wanna play with us
at the Battle of the Bands,
771
00:59:41,668 --> 00:59:43,084
we would love to have you.
772
00:59:43,918 --> 00:59:45,459
Or even if you don't.
773
00:59:45,543 --> 00:59:48,751
I mean, if you just wanna hang,
it's… It's all good.
774
00:59:49,501 --> 00:59:50,334
Thanks.
775
00:59:51,001 --> 00:59:53,168
Yeah, I might take you up
on both of those.
776
00:59:54,251 --> 00:59:55,126
Respect.
777
00:59:57,668 --> 00:59:59,168
Wanna come hang with the other dudes?
778
00:59:59,251 --> 01:00:00,418
Yeah. Yes.
779
01:00:00,501 --> 01:00:02,459
Let me just finish up here.
780
01:00:15,001 --> 01:00:16,501
You're lucky they didn't press charges.
781
01:00:16,584 --> 01:00:18,168
I want my stuff back.
782
01:00:18,251 --> 01:00:21,251
Weapons confiscated from a minor
at the time of an arrest
783
01:00:21,334 --> 01:00:23,293
shall be considered forfeit
to the township.
784
01:00:28,084 --> 01:00:30,459
This is the last straw. No, wait.
785
01:00:30,543 --> 01:00:31,751
No.
786
01:00:31,834 --> 01:00:34,209
This is the last straw.
787
01:00:35,668 --> 01:00:37,751
Mm? Right there.
788
01:00:44,376 --> 01:00:46,501
-What are you gonna do?
789
01:00:56,876 --> 01:00:57,709
Listen, look.
790
01:00:57,793 --> 01:01:00,376
-The Battle of the Bands is on Friday--
-Not for you it ain't!
791
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:10,543
Let's go.
792
01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:13,126
-Go, go, go.
793
01:01:20,751 --> 01:01:21,584
Hey!
794
01:01:23,168 --> 01:01:24,376
Drummer boy!
795
01:01:27,168 --> 01:01:28,001
I…
796
01:01:29,543 --> 01:01:31,209
I don't have a bathing suit.
797
01:01:50,501 --> 01:01:53,334
Every time I see you, you are wasted.
798
01:01:53,418 --> 01:01:54,251
Yeah.
799
01:01:55,251 --> 01:01:56,876
Hey, let me try your glasses.
800
01:02:03,209 --> 01:02:04,251
I like these.
801
01:02:04,751 --> 01:02:07,834
I saw Timothée Chalamet
wearing glasses like this on Insta once.
802
01:02:07,918 --> 01:02:09,834
I like Call Me by Your Name.
803
01:02:09,918 --> 01:02:11,543
It's so sweet, right?
804
01:02:11,626 --> 01:02:13,543
He's so hot in that.
805
01:02:13,626 --> 01:02:16,293
My cousin in Santa Barbara
totally fucked him.
806
01:02:21,418 --> 01:02:23,418
You're staring at me again.
807
01:02:23,501 --> 01:02:24,334
Uh…
808
01:02:25,168 --> 01:02:26,543
I can't even see you.
809
01:02:26,626 --> 01:02:29,293
Hmm. Yeah.
Well, I don't even know your name.
810
01:02:29,918 --> 01:02:30,876
It's Kevin.
811
01:02:32,376 --> 01:02:33,251
Kendall.
812
01:02:44,626 --> 01:02:45,584
See me now?
813
01:02:51,918 --> 01:02:55,001
Yo, dude.
What, are you waiting for a tutorial?
814
01:02:55,918 --> 01:02:59,876
Come on, man. What about Emily?
They've got a real relationship.
815
01:02:59,959 --> 01:03:02,251
One built on trust and emotional honesty.
816
01:03:02,334 --> 01:03:05,709
And this? I mean, come on, dude.
What's really going on here?
817
01:03:05,793 --> 01:03:08,793
Hold on, Tom. Kendall's a person too.
818
01:03:08,876 --> 01:03:11,793
She likes Kevin.
She's making her desires known.
819
01:03:11,876 --> 01:03:13,793
There's absolutely nothing wrong
with that.
820
01:03:13,876 --> 01:03:17,043
Yeah, maybe, but Emily's really loyal.
This would ruin her.
821
01:03:17,126 --> 01:03:18,876
Back in the day, we all got up to stuff.
822
01:03:18,959 --> 01:03:21,251
He's only a drummer.
He should have what he wants.
823
01:03:21,334 --> 01:03:23,293
If he's in that hot tub,
he'll have what he gets.
824
01:03:23,376 --> 01:03:25,584
A year ago,
I didn't know who these guys were.
825
01:03:25,668 --> 01:03:27,459
But now, after a bottle of champagne,
826
01:03:27,543 --> 01:03:29,209
they're all making
some really good points.
827
01:03:29,293 --> 01:03:30,251
Oy.
828
01:03:31,251 --> 01:03:32,126
Oy!
829
01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:34,376
You found someone who loves you.
830
01:03:35,126 --> 01:03:36,168
Do you love her back?
831
01:03:37,001 --> 01:03:38,043
Uh-huh.
832
01:03:38,126 --> 01:03:40,126
Then, don't be an asshole, Kevin.
833
01:03:44,876 --> 01:03:45,751
I'm sorry.
834
01:03:46,501 --> 01:03:47,501
I have to go.
835
01:03:49,334 --> 01:03:50,584
I have a girlfriend.
836
01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:59,084
Thank you,
Rob Halford of Judas Priest.
837
01:04:00,584 --> 01:04:02,918
You don't turn your back
on the people who love you.
838
01:04:13,876 --> 01:04:15,001
I'm gonna get this.
839
01:04:16,751 --> 01:04:17,709
You don't have to.
840
01:04:17,793 --> 01:04:18,834
I want to.
841
01:04:26,709 --> 01:04:28,709
Oh. Here it is.
842
01:04:31,543 --> 01:04:35,543
I've been looking for this
for, like, forever.
843
01:04:36,918 --> 01:04:38,626
-I should have it.
-What?
844
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:41,876
-I found it.
-What? Give me that.
845
01:04:45,543 --> 01:04:48,293
You wouldn't even know
about Lamb of God if it wasn't for me?
846
01:04:53,543 --> 01:04:54,459
Cunt.
847
01:05:43,834 --> 01:05:45,668
Listen, I've got to get out
of here immediately.
848
01:05:45,751 --> 01:05:46,793
I've got this important--
849
01:05:46,876 --> 01:05:49,751
We are doing
a preliminary eval on you, right?
850
01:05:49,834 --> 01:05:52,126
Let's get started.
851
01:05:52,209 --> 01:05:53,293
I'm Dr. Nix.
852
01:06:00,084 --> 01:06:01,251
Troy Nix?
853
01:06:01,334 --> 01:06:02,168
Yeah.
854
01:06:04,084 --> 01:06:05,376
The Troy Nix?
855
01:06:07,709 --> 01:06:08,668
From Kiloton?
856
01:06:11,168 --> 01:06:12,626
Yeah, that's right.
857
01:06:15,334 --> 01:06:17,959
Dude. Dude, you guys were gods.
858
01:06:18,543 --> 01:06:21,418
-I-- I go to Glenwood Lake High, man.
-I see that.
859
01:06:21,918 --> 01:06:23,376
Hmm. My condolences.
860
01:06:24,709 --> 01:06:27,043
-So you're a doctor now?
-Yeah.
861
01:06:28,709 --> 01:06:30,084
Was an alcoholic.
862
01:06:30,168 --> 01:06:33,376
Place like this saved me
from a slow fucking suicide,
863
01:06:33,459 --> 01:06:35,459
so I went back to school, got my Psy D.
864
01:06:36,168 --> 01:06:38,501
Give something back, that kind of shit.
865
01:06:39,209 --> 01:06:40,376
What happened to Kiloton?
866
01:06:41,334 --> 01:06:42,668
My bandmates happened.
867
01:06:43,918 --> 01:06:47,168
They wouldn't practice,
wouldn't learn the songs.
868
01:06:47,251 --> 01:06:49,376
-So that's why you broke up?
-That was part of it.
869
01:06:49,459 --> 01:06:51,793
But mostly it was because
those guys were fuck-holes.
870
01:06:51,876 --> 01:06:53,668
They wouldn't go an inch
out of their own way
871
01:06:53,751 --> 01:06:55,126
for anybody but themselves.
872
01:06:56,459 --> 01:07:00,168
Look, if you're gonna record with people,
you're gonna tour with people,
873
01:07:00,251 --> 01:07:03,126
you're gonna spend all day, every day,
with them for years,
874
01:07:03,209 --> 01:07:05,168
you sure as shit
better like hanging out with them.
875
01:07:05,251 --> 01:07:07,209
Otherwise, your life is gonna suck.
876
01:07:07,293 --> 01:07:09,834
Then you're gonna start drinking
to forget how bad your life sucks,
877
01:07:09,918 --> 01:07:11,084
and before you know it…
878
01:07:14,459 --> 01:07:15,376
You a drinker?
879
01:07:17,126 --> 01:07:18,209
No.
880
01:07:18,293 --> 01:07:19,501
Drugs? Weed?
881
01:07:20,543 --> 01:07:21,376
-Coke?
-No.
882
01:07:21,459 --> 01:07:22,293
-Meth?
-No.
883
01:07:22,376 --> 01:07:24,126
-H?
-No.
884
01:07:24,209 --> 01:07:25,293
-Acid?
-No.
885
01:07:25,376 --> 01:07:26,584
-Molly?
-No.
886
01:07:26,668 --> 01:07:28,418
-You vaping?
-No.
887
01:07:28,501 --> 01:07:29,668
-Self-harm?
-No.
888
01:07:29,751 --> 01:07:31,709
-Sleep too much?
-No.
889
01:07:31,793 --> 01:07:33,209
-Too little?
-No.
890
01:07:33,293 --> 01:07:34,584
Suicidal ideation?
891
01:07:34,668 --> 01:07:36,584
-Did you destroy any property?
892
01:07:37,668 --> 01:07:38,959
Not that they know about.
893
01:07:40,126 --> 01:07:41,001
What, then?
894
01:07:44,001 --> 01:07:45,834
Just fucking metal, man.
895
01:07:51,584 --> 01:07:54,834
I get this kind of shit all the time.
Okay, come on.
896
01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:57,459
Up. Let's go.
897
01:08:02,251 --> 01:08:03,251
Yo, hold up.
898
01:08:03,793 --> 01:08:05,084
Where are you going?
899
01:08:05,168 --> 01:08:06,334
You're fine, dude.
900
01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:08,709
Now, this motherfucker…
901
01:08:09,876 --> 01:08:10,751
Hey.
902
01:08:11,418 --> 01:08:13,876
He's a mess.
He and I have a lot of work to do.
903
01:08:13,959 --> 01:08:18,001
Which is why I can't babysit your ass just
because you like brutal fucking music.
904
01:08:18,084 --> 01:08:20,043
I'm recommending you for discharge.
905
01:08:20,126 --> 01:08:23,251
The board will follow my recommendations.
They always do.
906
01:08:23,334 --> 01:08:26,376
-I scare the shit out of them.
-Thank you, man. Thank you.
907
01:08:26,459 --> 01:08:29,543
No problem.
We will have you out of here by Monday.
908
01:08:30,293 --> 01:08:31,418
Monday? Why Monday?
909
01:08:32,001 --> 01:08:34,001
They review recommendations
over the weekend.
910
01:08:34,709 --> 01:08:37,459
Okay. Um, is there any way
we could get that review done tonight?
911
01:08:37,543 --> 01:08:38,543
Nah, no way in hell.
912
01:08:38,626 --> 01:08:42,001
They're already driving home
in their Jaguars listening to Sting. Why?
913
01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:46,459
The Battle of the Bands is tomorrow,
and my band is totally poised to win.
914
01:08:46,543 --> 01:08:48,251
Okay, look, check it out.
915
01:08:48,334 --> 01:08:49,251
Hmm.
916
01:08:51,334 --> 01:08:52,334
Skullfucker.
917
01:08:53,001 --> 01:08:53,834
Nice.
918
01:08:54,959 --> 01:08:57,126
Fucking Battle of the motherfucking Bands.
919
01:09:04,543 --> 01:09:05,709
Sorry.
920
01:09:05,793 --> 01:09:07,918
Anyway, give you another year to practice.
921
01:09:09,209 --> 01:09:10,543
See you around, bitch.
922
01:09:22,709 --> 01:09:24,376
Nah. Thank you, man.
923
01:09:26,918 --> 01:09:27,751
Hey, Clay.
924
01:09:28,709 --> 01:09:31,251
Yeah, are we going to practice before?
925
01:09:33,334 --> 01:09:36,209
No? Okay. No. We don't need to. It's fine.
926
01:09:38,043 --> 01:09:40,918
Yeah, I'll see you
at 7:00 at the cafeteria.
927
01:09:41,001 --> 01:09:43,543
-All right. Thanks, Clay.
928
01:10:10,084 --> 01:10:12,626
It's Hunter. I'm not here. Deal.
929
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:13,959
Fuck.
930
01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:24,501
Who the fuck calls on a landline?
931
01:10:25,918 --> 01:10:26,959
Hello?
932
01:10:28,751 --> 01:10:30,418
Oh, hey, Kevin. Uh…
933
01:10:30,501 --> 01:10:33,751
No, Hunter isn't here right now.
934
01:10:35,584 --> 01:10:37,251
He-- He what?
935
01:10:37,876 --> 01:10:38,876
So where is he?
936
01:10:43,293 --> 01:10:46,584
I feel like this is his way
of begging me to come back to the band.
937
01:10:46,668 --> 01:10:48,251
He doesn't belong in there.
938
01:10:49,293 --> 01:10:50,584
Maybe he does.
939
01:10:50,668 --> 01:10:53,959
There's definitely something wrong
with him. He's shitty to everyone.
940
01:10:54,043 --> 01:10:56,584
Even you.
You're supposed to be his best friend.
941
01:11:02,751 --> 01:11:05,293
You said it yourself, he's a massive dick.
942
01:11:06,293 --> 01:11:09,376
I would have never understood what
a massive dick he is if it wasn't for you.
943
01:11:10,084 --> 01:11:12,209
And I wouldn't have met you
if it wasn't for metal,
944
01:11:12,293 --> 01:11:16,626
and I wouldn't have thought about metal
for five seconds if it wasn't for Hunter.
945
01:11:17,334 --> 01:11:18,459
So you owe him?
946
01:11:20,459 --> 01:11:21,501
He's my best friend.
947
01:11:22,334 --> 01:11:23,793
I gotta get him out of there.
948
01:11:27,876 --> 01:11:29,293
Will you come with me?
949
01:11:30,584 --> 01:11:34,043
Wait, so first you tell me
that I should hate him,
950
01:11:34,126 --> 01:11:35,709
and now you want me to help him?
951
01:11:36,293 --> 01:11:39,793
Uh, you'd sort of be helping me help him.
952
01:11:42,334 --> 01:11:43,418
It's okay. It's okay.
953
01:11:43,501 --> 01:11:46,251
No, I can't!
Not after what he did.
954
01:11:46,334 --> 01:11:48,709
You don't have to. It's okay. I mean it.
955
01:11:50,459 --> 01:11:51,293
Okay?
956
01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:54,709
Okay.
957
01:11:56,543 --> 01:11:57,459
I have to go.
958
01:12:38,168 --> 01:12:39,168
Can I help you?
959
01:12:39,251 --> 01:12:41,751
Yeah. Yeah, I… I hope so.
960
01:12:42,626 --> 01:12:45,334
My best friend,
he's-- he's got problems. He's a, uh…
961
01:12:46,459 --> 01:12:47,459
A sniffer.
962
01:12:47,543 --> 01:12:48,668
Gasoline?
963
01:12:48,751 --> 01:12:51,543
-Turpentine, butane, propane?
-Yep, yep, yep, all those.
964
01:12:51,626 --> 01:12:54,501
He mixes them,
and his parents don't know what to do,
965
01:12:54,584 --> 01:12:58,251
so I wanted to get them a brochure.
966
01:12:58,334 --> 01:13:01,043
You're a good friend.
They're right back there.
967
01:13:03,793 --> 01:13:05,709
Wait right here. I'll get some more.
968
01:13:18,168 --> 01:13:20,376
You four have outdone yourselves
yet again.
969
01:13:20,459 --> 01:13:22,334
It definitely looks like a party in here.
970
01:13:22,418 --> 01:13:23,751
Thank you.
971
01:13:23,834 --> 01:13:26,459
Now, before you tell us
which dessert you're taking,
972
01:13:26,543 --> 01:13:27,459
why don't you--
973
01:13:29,793 --> 01:13:30,918
Where's the remote?
974
01:13:36,293 --> 01:13:38,626
All right, you two,
which dessert are you choosing?
975
01:13:38,709 --> 01:13:41,251
-We are choosing…
976
01:13:45,626 --> 01:13:46,751
-Come on.
977
01:13:46,834 --> 01:13:48,209
Are you serious?
978
01:13:52,043 --> 01:13:52,876
Kevin.
979
01:13:52,959 --> 01:13:54,584
Shh. Come on.
980
01:13:54,668 --> 01:13:56,793
Look, man, I gotta tell you, I'm just--
981
01:13:56,876 --> 01:13:59,126
-I, uh…
-Tell me later. Please. Come on.
982
01:14:02,084 --> 01:14:05,376
You know Ray.
He's the drummer from Mollycoddle.
983
01:14:05,459 --> 01:14:07,001
Anyway, he's a good guy.
984
01:14:07,793 --> 01:14:08,626
Bring him.
985
01:14:09,209 --> 01:14:11,793
You do know we have to bring you back
after Battle of the Bands?
986
01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:13,251
That's cool.
987
01:14:13,751 --> 01:14:17,043
Can't deal on the outside.
I don't have the coping mechanisms.
988
01:14:17,126 --> 01:14:18,543
Okay, wait. How are we getting out?
989
01:14:24,751 --> 01:14:26,876
-Okay.
-Right, come on.
990
01:14:26,959 --> 01:14:28,418
Move out, please.
991
01:14:34,376 --> 01:14:36,293
-Let's go. Come on.
-No running.
992
01:14:36,376 --> 01:14:37,626
Outside.
993
01:14:54,001 --> 01:14:55,001
You!
994
01:15:00,168 --> 01:15:01,168
Fuck. Fuck.
995
01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:50,709
This thing… it's fucking useless.
996
01:15:51,459 --> 01:15:54,251
You'll never get clean articulation
at high speeds with a pick this thin.
997
01:15:59,834 --> 01:16:00,876
Here.
998
01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:03,459
Try this one.
999
01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:07,918
Thank you.
1000
01:16:08,418 --> 01:16:09,876
-This your car?
-Yeah.
1001
01:16:10,543 --> 01:16:11,668
It's a real piece of shit.
1002
01:16:23,251 --> 01:16:25,001
You deserve a better best friend.
1003
01:16:26,168 --> 01:16:28,584
Yeah, probably, but you're the one I got.
1004
01:16:32,918 --> 01:16:34,168
I'm sorry, Kevin.
1005
01:16:36,501 --> 01:16:37,626
Don't say it to me.
1006
01:17:15,459 --> 01:17:17,126
You nearly cracked my fucking skull, dude.
1007
01:17:18,084 --> 01:17:20,293
And you put a really large dent
in my guitar.
1008
01:17:21,126 --> 01:17:24,251
Your behavior has been violent
and unpredictable.
1009
01:17:29,001 --> 01:17:30,876
You are metal beyond reproach.
1010
01:17:35,668 --> 01:17:39,293
So will you please, please, please,
1011
01:17:40,376 --> 01:17:41,709
please accept my apology
1012
01:17:41,793 --> 01:17:45,293
and come crack some fucking skulls with us
at the Battle of the Bands?
1013
01:17:56,834 --> 01:17:57,876
I--
1014
01:17:57,959 --> 01:17:58,793
I can't.
1015
01:18:00,126 --> 01:18:01,209
Emily.
1016
01:18:02,084 --> 01:18:02,959
I'm not ready.
1017
01:18:06,084 --> 01:18:07,001
Oh, God.
1018
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:36,043
Mollycoddle, you guys are up next.
1019
01:18:41,293 --> 01:18:42,126
Dude.
1020
01:18:43,793 --> 01:18:45,376
-Dude?
-I'm sorry.
1021
01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:48,584
You guys have been great,
and I'd love to play with you again, but…
1022
01:18:50,543 --> 01:18:52,251
I can only be in one band.
1023
01:18:54,459 --> 01:18:55,501
I brought you your drummer.
1024
01:18:57,126 --> 01:18:58,251
Is he wasted?
1025
01:19:01,459 --> 01:19:02,459
I feel you, man.
1026
01:19:03,084 --> 01:19:03,918
It's all good.
1027
01:19:05,584 --> 01:19:06,626
Hey, brother.
1028
01:19:07,209 --> 01:19:10,584
I've been meaning to apologize
for what happened at my party.
1029
01:19:10,668 --> 01:19:12,459
Yeah, and I apologize
1030
01:19:12,543 --> 01:19:16,084
for the whole… wedding thing.
1031
01:19:17,293 --> 01:19:18,751
-That was--
-That was weird.
1032
01:19:18,834 --> 01:19:22,334
Yup, and I'm sorry
about the things I said about your band.
1033
01:19:22,834 --> 01:19:23,918
You guys are good…
1034
01:19:25,918 --> 01:19:27,084
at what you do.
1035
01:19:28,001 --> 01:19:29,751
So may the best band win.
1036
01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:34,168
So you guys like a duo?
1037
01:19:36,001 --> 01:19:37,418
Yeah, it looks that way.
1038
01:19:37,918 --> 01:19:39,668
Like the White Stripes?
1039
01:19:41,209 --> 01:19:43,751
Yeah, like the White Stripes.
1040
01:19:43,834 --> 01:19:44,668
Nice.
1041
01:19:45,793 --> 01:19:47,376
You're lucky to have this guy, man.
1042
01:19:49,626 --> 01:19:50,543
Yeah, I am.
1043
01:20:25,043 --> 01:20:27,126
-Yo. Suspension's over, bitch.
-Hey.
1044
01:20:27,209 --> 01:20:28,418
Welcome back, big man.
1045
01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:31,501
-I got a bottle of Jack in the new truck.
-Let's go!
1046
01:20:32,084 --> 01:20:35,334
Thank you, Glenwood Lake.
GLHS is lit!
1047
01:20:35,418 --> 01:20:37,418
-I love you!
-Nix was right about this pick.
1048
01:20:37,501 --> 01:20:40,001
I can do this.
We're gonna crush this shit.
1049
01:20:40,084 --> 01:20:40,918
But I don't know.
1050
01:20:41,001 --> 01:20:43,834
How will it sound with nothing
on the bottom, no chords, no riff?
1051
01:20:44,626 --> 01:20:46,376
No, it-- it'll be like, uh…
1052
01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:48,043
Like jazz…
1053
01:20:48,834 --> 01:20:49,668
…ish.
1054
01:21:25,043 --> 01:21:25,918
Now I'm ready.
1055
01:21:26,001 --> 01:21:27,543
-Dude.
1056
01:21:30,709 --> 01:21:31,751
Let's do this shit.
1057
01:21:32,959 --> 01:21:35,459
One, two, three…
1058
01:21:35,543 --> 01:21:36,793
Skullfucker!
1059
01:21:38,293 --> 01:21:41,084
Nope. That is not appropriate.
It's got to go.
1060
01:21:41,168 --> 01:21:43,209
-No, it can't go.
1061
01:21:43,293 --> 01:21:44,543
It is painted on the heads.
1062
01:21:44,626 --> 01:21:46,959
Well, I can't let you
bring those in there, so…
1063
01:21:53,709 --> 01:21:55,084
-Wha--
1064
01:21:55,876 --> 01:21:56,709
Oy.
1065
01:21:58,584 --> 01:22:02,209
-Eli, I need a favor.
-Of course, Emily. What do you need?
1066
01:22:02,293 --> 01:22:04,168
I need to get into the art room.
1067
01:22:06,668 --> 01:22:10,501
Ladies and gentlemen,
a round of applause for Skullflower.
1068
01:22:32,126 --> 01:22:35,543
This is a little song… about…
1069
01:22:36,251 --> 01:22:41,459
…the machinery of torment!
1070
01:23:54,876 --> 01:23:57,918
Hey, isn't that Hunter Sylvester
and Kevin Schlieb?
1071
01:23:58,418 --> 01:24:01,084
And what's-her-name,
the-- the shitty clarinetist.
1072
01:24:01,168 --> 01:24:03,459
Could've been in a band with those guys.
1073
01:24:14,834 --> 01:24:16,126
This blows.
1074
01:24:28,043 --> 01:24:28,876
Dude.
1075
01:24:29,959 --> 01:24:31,001
-No.
1076
01:24:43,126 --> 01:24:44,376
Woo-woo.
1077
01:24:44,459 --> 01:24:46,626
Yeah! Metal! Woo!
1078
01:26:56,543 --> 01:26:57,751
-Ah!
1079
01:27:06,126 --> 01:27:07,834
-Oh, shit.
1080
01:27:09,793 --> 01:27:11,459
Oh, shit. Oh…
1081
01:27:18,459 --> 01:27:20,626
Call an ambulance. Someone call 911.
1082
01:27:20,709 --> 01:27:22,918
Hunter, don't look at your leg, okay?
1083
01:27:37,876 --> 01:27:39,084
My toes are so numb.
1084
01:27:39,959 --> 01:27:42,168
Gotta wiggle them.
Come on, little fuckers.
1085
01:27:56,001 --> 01:27:59,001
This fucking bow is fucked.
1086
01:27:59,084 --> 01:28:00,626
-Ow, dude.
1087
01:28:00,709 --> 01:28:02,543
-Dude.
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
1088
01:28:05,751 --> 01:28:06,668
Ah! That's better.
1089
01:28:23,751 --> 01:28:26,251
Congratulations.
1090
01:28:26,334 --> 01:28:27,834
Bronze medalists.
1091
01:28:27,918 --> 01:28:30,501
Silver medalists. We came in second.
1092
01:28:31,001 --> 01:28:34,501
Oh, hey, uh,
looks like you're going viral.
1093
01:28:37,501 --> 01:28:40,334
Well… at least I didn't get arrested.
1094
01:28:41,334 --> 01:28:42,209
So,
1095
01:28:43,459 --> 01:28:44,543
progress?
1096
01:28:45,293 --> 01:28:46,126
Well,
1097
01:28:47,251 --> 01:28:48,751
no bad publicity, right?
1098
01:28:52,751 --> 01:28:54,959
All right, well,
1099
01:28:56,209 --> 01:28:57,126
I got a date.
1100
01:28:57,209 --> 01:28:59,418
Yeah, she's a pediatrician.
1101
01:29:00,084 --> 01:29:01,834
Big tits. Natural.
1102
01:29:01,918 --> 01:29:03,709
Not a client.
1103
01:29:09,001 --> 01:29:10,543
I can't believe we lost.
1104
01:29:15,084 --> 01:29:16,709
It's fine. It's cool.
1105
01:29:17,376 --> 01:29:20,626
They're nice guys. The people have spoken.
This is what they want.
1106
01:29:21,543 --> 01:29:23,334
-No, fuck 'em.
1107
01:29:23,418 --> 01:29:25,043
Fuck 'em, every single one.
1108
01:29:25,126 --> 01:29:27,251
Who are people gonna remember? Us.
1109
01:29:27,334 --> 01:29:29,168
That is us right there, headlining.
1110
01:29:29,251 --> 01:29:31,918
-We were good.
-No, we were fucking great.
1111
01:29:32,001 --> 01:29:34,334
You smashed that intro, dude.
1112
01:29:34,418 --> 01:29:37,251
Yes, she did. That was some Yo-Yo Ma shit.
1113
01:29:37,334 --> 01:29:39,501
-And your solo…
-Holy fuck, that was unreal.
1114
01:29:39,584 --> 01:29:41,543
But what about this motherfucker?
1115
01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:44,834
Oh, my man slapped them in their faces
with his double bass dick.
1116
01:29:47,709 --> 01:29:49,793
Yes. Uh, yes, I did.
1117
01:29:50,751 --> 01:29:52,543
-You know what?
1118
01:29:52,626 --> 01:29:55,751
Let them have their fads.
Fads come and go.
1119
01:29:55,834 --> 01:29:56,918
But not us.
1120
01:29:57,459 --> 01:29:58,293
We're forever.
1121
01:29:58,376 --> 01:30:00,876
Now it starts for us.
Now people know our name.
1122
01:30:02,001 --> 01:30:03,376
We're Skullflower.
1123
01:30:03,959 --> 01:30:05,459
Skullflower!
1124
01:30:06,043 --> 01:30:07,126
Fuck, we rip.