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‪NETFLIX 出品

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‪這個彈片爛死了

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‪我的背帶不對，這…

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‪好，可以了

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‪屌

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‪好，等一下，中間用上滑音

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‪很好

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‪一、二、三、四

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‪停下來

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‪你在幹嘛？

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‪我只是…你說要快節奏的東西

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‪你看過我寫的譜嗎？

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‪有

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‪（《折磨機械》）

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‪你懂複節奏嗎？

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‪我懂

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‪我不懂

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‪這不是我的鼓，這是杭特的鼓

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‪團名是他取的

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‪我不會打鼓，我打的是另一種鼓

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‪這種鼓，我在樂儀隊打了兩年

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‪我只是不想上體育課

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‪但杭特說那沒關係

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‪只要付出犧牲，就能出類拔萃

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‪這就是金屬樂的精神

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‪又或者，金屬樂的精神
‪是權力、反抗強權

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‪牛仔布、摩托車、速度

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‪或惡魔

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‪我不是完全明白，但杭特說我不必懂

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‪我只要…

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‪來點重金屬的東西

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‪好，例如…

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‪《搖滾歲月》？

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‪重金屬

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‪來點

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‪重金屬樂

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‪來點

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‪重金屬樂

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‪我們要找貝斯手

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‪貝斯手會讓我們如虎添翼

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‪-對，毋庸置疑
‪-毋庸置疑

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‪毋庸置疑

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‪（格倫伍德湖高中）

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‪（維京隊，維京隊加油！）

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‪停下來

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‪今天到此為止

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‪艾蜜莉，我能跟妳談一下嗎？

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‪妳吹的曲子跟其他的人不一樣

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‪妳吹的可能不是樂儀隊的曲子

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‪我們談過這件事，妳要邊聽邊吹

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‪這是管弦樂團
‪我知道這是樂儀隊，但…

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‪我知道妳很難過

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‪去你的！

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‪去你的！

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‪幹！我不在乎我在吹什麼！

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‪我不在乎他們在吹什麼！

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‪去你的！

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‪去你的爛樂隊！

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‪他媽的狗屁！

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‪-真可惜，她丟得比吹得好
‪-我才不在乎，去你的！

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‪去死吧！

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‪賤屄！

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‪在美國不能這樣罵人

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‪這好像滿重金屬的，但我不確定

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‪我去問杭特

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‪他有過很多嗜好

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‪但玩金屬樂的時間最久

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‪七年級時，他媽走了
‪他就認為金屬樂是人生的關鍵

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‪我們專心玩金屬樂，就能征服學校

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‪小心點

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‪大家會看到我們的真面目
‪把我們當神崇拜

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‪我願意試試看

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‪小學三年級，杭特讓茉莉李維

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‪不敢再拔我頭髮，從此我們就是死黨

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‪他處處保護我

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‪史基普霍夫曼是娘砲

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‪他應該不是故意要撞我
‪我只是剛好擋到路

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‪-克雷默思
‪-準備好要比賽了嗎？

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‪我準備好要在畢業舞會後
‪去你家狂歡

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‪沒錯，我爸媽在日內瓦

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‪把全校都帶來也沒關係，真的

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‪-告訴大家，所有人都可以來
‪-好

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‪-回頭見，兄弟
‪-再見

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‪嘿，老兄

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‪怎麼樣？

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‪問過你媽低音提琴的事了嗎？

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‪她怎麼說？

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‪她說她沒有一千美元

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‪好，那雙大鼓踏板呢？

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‪共鳴不一樣，但效果類似

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‪對，她說她也沒有150美元

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‪我跟她演講課同班，她好像是英國人

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‪蘇格蘭人，我不知道

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‪聽說她對樂隊老師發飆

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‪對

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‪這女生有問題

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‪我沒去過派對

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‪我一直很好奇
‪那些人去派對都在幹嘛

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‪那些沒有把團名取為“幹骷髏”的人

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‪現在我知道了

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‪我們來了

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‪親臨現場

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‪太好了

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‪好到不行

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‪他說大家都可以來

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‪他們怎麼辦到的？

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‪你在講什麼？

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‪這只有三個和弦
‪而且還彈錯，爛死了

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‪你看鼓手，他都嗑到嗨翻天了

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‪我是說，所有的人
‪他們怎麼可以這麼輕鬆自在

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‪好像易如反掌？

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‪好，聽我說

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‪我們會出頭的

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‪有一天，這些人會說

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‪“我的媽呀，凱文史萊
‪和杭特席維斯特？

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‪我們高中同校耶

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‪當時我還有機會跟他們做朋友呢”

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‪但來不及了

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‪我們會忙著跟鐵娘子樂團鬼混

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‪太好了

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‪杭特，其實還不賴
‪習慣就好了，真的

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‪杭特，說真的
‪我們的樂團一定會超棒

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‪我會每天練習五個小時
‪超越林哥史達

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‪重金屬樂最屌！

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‪我要去尿尿

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‪-然後我載你回家
‪-之後，尿完之後

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‪你在看什麼？

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‪妳

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‪為什麼？

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‪因為妳很漂亮
‪不然大家幹嘛盯著妳看？

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‪大家沒有盯著我看

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‪-去他們的
‪-什麼？

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‪-幹嘛不看？
‪-我可以給你一百萬個理由

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‪我的臉太窄

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‪我在跟女生講話，我甚至不怕她

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‪啤酒真不可思議

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‪而且臉色蒼白

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‪這個派對很棒，我不在乎杭特怎麼說

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‪-我的鼻子…
‪-連他可能都玩得很開心

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‪老兄，怎麼回事？

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‪嘿，他剛才罵你白痴

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‪-沒有，我…
‪-你罵我什麼？

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‪-我什麼都沒說，我發誓
‪-你有

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‪真的嗎？

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‪真的

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‪所以他們不會盯著我

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‪他們都盯著她

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‪她？我也可以盯著她

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‪我不認識妳們兩個，我不偏椅子

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‪我不偏…不偏不倚

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‪你很好玩

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‪老兄，搞什麼？

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‪你沒事吧？你受傷了？

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‪-來，我幫你
‪-不，我來幫你

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‪去上課吧

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‪你們爛死了，老兄

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‪很抱歉你這麼想，你玩樂器嗎？

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‪對，我有個樂團

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‪我和這個朋友，真正的樂團

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‪認真的樂團，不像你們這些智障

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‪懂了，看來我們會在
‪樂團爭霸戰上見面

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‪戴夫米格達在臺上露蛋蛋後
‪比賽就停辦了

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‪今年有辦

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‪去找絲旺森主任報名
‪最好別講“智障”

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‪她是國際特殊奧林匹克組織大使

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‪-好，大家繼續嗨下去
‪-車鑰匙給我

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‪快點

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‪嘿

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‪下一個是我

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‪杭特，我在忙

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‪請你等我幫梅利諾兄弟…

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‪妳要讓我們參加樂團爭霸戰

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‪好

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‪因為我們是後死亡金屬樂團
‪就不讓我們參加

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‪是侵犯第一修正案賦予我們的權利

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‪第一修正案賦予你們未成年的權利
‪並不明確

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‪但我同意，不該把你們排除在外

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‪那怎麼沒人告訴我們？

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‪-我不知道你有死亡金屬…
‪-後死亡

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‪謝謝，法蘭克

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‪後死亡金屬樂團

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‪歡迎你們參加

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‪只要你們的表演合乎規範

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‪我得使出渾身解數說服她，搞定了

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‪太好了

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‪我們要開始找貝斯手了吧

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‪對，沒有錯

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‪這非同小可

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‪大家都是從樂團爭霸戰開始的
‪你來看看

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‪特洛伊尼克斯

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‪天啊

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‪殺無赦樂團的吉他手兼歌手
‪1996年樂團爭霸戰冠軍

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‪他們是神

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‪當時學校沒人喜歡重金屬
‪跟現在一樣

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‪但殺無赦把大家嚇到拿冠軍

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‪到了1997年

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‪全國還沒簽約的樂團
‪他們是公認最棒的

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‪原本可以跟金屬製品合唱團
‪或潘特拉合唱團齊名

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‪但他們解散了

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‪好像跟酗酒有關

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‪但我們不會發生這種事

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‪這是我們的時刻

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‪重金屬樂要崛起

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‪我們贏得樂團爭霸戰，爭取演出機會

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‪順勢簽下合約

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‪好

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‪什麼合約？

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‪靠，我要一路走到C館

209
00:13:57,084 --> 00:14:00,418
‪不過，放學後來找我，有事要做

210
00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:05,376
‪撒旦萬歲

211
00:14:05,959 --> 00:14:06,959
‪羅比，怎麼樣？

212
00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:10,918
‪-上車
‪-要去哪裡？

213
00:14:12,084 --> 00:14:14,584
‪（美國運通白金卡
‪艾倫席維斯特醫生）

214
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:17,959
‪如果我問他爸有沒有同意
‪感覺不符合重金屬精神

215
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:19,001
‪所以我不會問

216
00:14:22,168 --> 00:14:23,584
‪但這個…

217
00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:29,043
‪這絕對很重金屬吧？我覺得是

218
00:14:30,126 --> 00:14:31,876
‪不確定我爸媽會不會這樣想

219
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,918
‪這些鼓會對我們意義重大

220
00:14:34,418 --> 00:14:35,668
‪他說得對

221
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,626
‪確實又重又大

222
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:02,168
‪給我安靜一點！

223
00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:06,376
‪我可以借車嗎？

224
00:15:06,876 --> 00:15:08,626
‪先載弟弟去

225
00:15:09,126 --> 00:15:11,251
‪爸爸會在輪班的空檔去接他

226
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:19,918
‪自由式我最厲害
‪而且踩水的時間我是第二久的

227
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:20,918
‪很好，厄爾

228
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:24,668
‪我跳水的水花最大，大家都這樣說

229
00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:29,084
‪這些是什麼東西？

230
00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:30,543
‪我的鼓

231
00:15:31,043 --> 00:15:32,626
‪鼓很蠢

232
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:35,668
‪對

233
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:52,001
‪（《折磨機械》）

234
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:45,209
‪我以為妳是吹單簧管的

235
00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:47,459
‪不是

236
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:50,918
‪那樣才能去樂儀隊
‪因為我不想上體育課

237
00:16:52,043 --> 00:16:53,043
‪我也是

238
00:16:55,376 --> 00:16:56,209
‪我是凱文

239
00:16:57,168 --> 00:16:58,001
‪我叫艾蜜莉

240
00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:05,209
‪我在操場看到妳

241
00:17:08,334 --> 00:17:09,918
‪對，那是我的錯

242
00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:14,084
‪我大概一個禮拜沒吃藥了

243
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,334
‪我會吃胃片，所以…

244
00:17:26,334 --> 00:17:27,168
‪妳喜歡

245
00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:29,293
‪重金屬樂嗎？

246
00:17:29,876 --> 00:17:31,709
‪像是《搖滾歲月》？

247
00:17:34,293 --> 00:17:35,126
‪不是

248
00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:36,959
‪比較像是

249
00:17:38,459 --> 00:17:40,918
‪後死亡厄運金屬？

250
00:17:42,293 --> 00:17:43,501
‪我不知道那是什麼

251
00:18:31,709 --> 00:18:36,626
‪蜘蛛爬行拖鞋的主人是
‪葛哥洛斯之馬姆斯汀

252
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:43,293
‪葛哥洛斯之馬姆斯汀
‪是什麼娘砲名字？

253
00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:44,209
‪我不知道，爸

254
00:18:44,293 --> 00:18:48,168
‪你把水球塞進那些
‪拜金嬌妻的乳房時，可以問她們

255
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:51,501
‪他是整形醫生

256
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,709
‪我對《龍與地下城》
‪比對金屬樂更陌生

257
00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:59,251
‪可是，我們可以藉機認識新朋友

258
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:01,584
‪尤其是貝斯手

259
00:19:01,668 --> 00:19:02,501
‪馬姆斯汀…

260
00:19:02,584 --> 00:19:05,293
‪如果他加入幹骷髏
‪樂團就成軍了，對吧？

261
00:19:05,376 --> 00:19:07,168
‪這樣就能參加樂團爭霸戰

262
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:10,626
‪如果有人欣賞我們
‪可能會請我們去派對表演

263
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:11,793
‪希望杭特喜歡這傢伙

264
00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:15,043
‪他不舒服的時候，脾氣可能不太好

265
00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:16,376
‪他跟爸爸在一起的時候…

266
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,584
‪馬姆斯汀不敢相信

267
00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:23,126
‪一個半身人流氓
‪會這麼笨，這麼忘恩負義

268
00:19:23,209 --> 00:19:25,668
‪想敲詐一個半獸人野蠻人

269
00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:29,126
‪人家才剛把他
‪從五隻冰蛤的手上救出來

270
00:19:30,918 --> 00:19:32,668
‪但他覺得要有憐憫心

271
00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:36,709
‪後來他想起來，弱者才有憐憫心

272
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:39,293
‪馬姆斯汀拔出地獄彈弓、單手劍

273
00:19:39,376 --> 00:19:40,209
‪杭特

274
00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:43,251
‪他叫奧瑞亞暴風穀閉上他的賤嘴

275
00:19:43,334 --> 00:19:45,293
‪然後開始攻擊

276
00:19:47,001 --> 00:19:49,668
‪-加十，太好了
‪-杭特，別耍白痴

277
00:19:49,751 --> 00:19:52,709
‪他將刀刃刺進竊賊的肋骨

278
00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:53,834
‪第二次攻擊

279
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:56,543
‪砍掉對方的腿

280
00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:59,334
‪最後一擊

281
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:01,293
‪慘了

282
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:04,376
‪去找席維斯特醫生做術後植入

283
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:07,001
‪因為我剛砍下你的老二

284
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,084
‪好，很好

285
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:17,001
‪別忘了，有那些植入手術
‪你才買得起吉他

286
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:18,626
‪“剩男”人偶模型

287
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:22,584
‪和那些崇拜撒旦的白痴T恤！

288
00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:27,126
‪我要去打網球了！

289
00:20:28,459 --> 00:20:29,959
‪你有看到我的美國運通卡嗎？

290
00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:37,209
‪你要去哪裡？

291
00:20:37,709 --> 00:20:38,834
‪我要走了

292
00:20:39,418 --> 00:20:43,043
‪跟《決勝時刻》比起來
‪這有夠爛，凱文，課堂上見

293
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:47,001
‪杭特，我們本來要請他當貝斯手的

294
00:20:48,751 --> 00:20:50,334
‪他說他很厲害

295
00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:53,459
‪這樣比較好，我們不能信任那種人

296
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,376
‪相信我，她很厲害

297
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:02,126
‪我們需要貝斯手，金屬樂貝斯手

298
00:21:02,209 --> 00:21:03,209
‪她能玩金屬樂

299
00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:05,584
‪這是我聽過最荒謬的事

300
00:21:05,668 --> 00:21:08,543
‪為什麼？為什麼這是你聽過
‪最荒謬的事？

301
00:21:08,626 --> 00:21:10,376
‪彈大提琴的女生不懂金屬樂

302
00:21:10,459 --> 00:21:13,043
‪光想到這件事，我的蛋蛋就要蒸發了

303
00:21:13,751 --> 00:21:16,751
‪杭特，我經常聽不懂你講的話

304
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,209
‪金屬，不是金屬…

305
00:21:19,418 --> 00:21:21,459
‪我可能不適合加入幹骷髏

306
00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:39,543
‪好，跟我交換位子

307
00:21:40,501 --> 00:21:42,084
‪-什麼？
‪-照做就對了

308
00:21:43,126 --> 00:21:45,459
‪坐過來，把門打開，但別下車

309
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:50,251
‪-你拿到她的電話了嗎？
‪-當然

310
00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:51,418
‪是幾號？

311
00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:54,043
‪我知道我說會拿到電話
‪但我是拿到通訊帳號

312
00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:56,709
‪不要

313
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,709
‪-不要
‪-沒關係

314
00:21:58,793 --> 00:22:01,459
‪-是一樣的
‪-不一樣

315
00:22:02,168 --> 00:22:03,001
‪幹嘛？

316
00:22:03,751 --> 00:22:05,084
‪幹你娘，賤屄

317
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,793
‪快走！幹！

318
00:22:08,876 --> 00:22:10,376
‪快走！幹！

319
00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:12,251
‪快走！

320
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,126
‪為什麼？你幹嘛那樣？

321
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:17,876
‪敢言直諫，靠！開車！

322
00:22:18,668 --> 00:22:19,501
‪為什麼？

323
00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:31,793
‪開快點，要是他跟上來
‪你會跟我一樣慘

324
00:22:31,876 --> 00:22:35,001
‪速度慢下來，你就死了
‪這就是金屬樂

325
00:22:35,084 --> 00:22:37,584
‪那是基努李維演的白痴電影

326
00:22:41,251 --> 00:22:42,084
‪糟糕

327
00:22:45,251 --> 00:22:47,293
‪小心，他要是靠近
‪會在鏡子裡看到你

328
00:22:48,209 --> 00:22:50,251
‪我在做什麼？天啊

329
00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:54,584
‪你真混蛋

330
00:23:03,334 --> 00:23:06,001
‪好，我們可以甩掉他
‪在亞斯本路左轉

331
00:23:17,709 --> 00:23:20,168
‪-別慢下來，繼續往前開
‪-開去哪裡？

332
00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:22,959
‪-那裡！
‪-我們擠不進去！

333
00:23:23,043 --> 00:23:24,168
‪這輛車我很熟！

334
00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:26,084
‪往前開就對了！

335
00:23:28,293 --> 00:23:29,584
‪不！

336
00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:35,751
‪幹！

337
00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:38,251
‪他媽的

338
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,959
‪去你的！

339
00:23:51,001 --> 00:23:51,834
‪老兄

340
00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:01,668
‪我現在懂了

341
00:24:01,751 --> 00:24:03,084
‪金屬樂是付出

342
00:24:03,168 --> 00:24:06,584
‪對強權敢言直諫
‪對抗惡勢力，還有速度

343
00:24:06,668 --> 00:24:08,126
‪超酷的

344
00:24:09,251 --> 00:24:11,126
‪金屬樂就是掌控方向盤

345
00:24:12,876 --> 00:24:13,709
‪這是什麼？

346
00:24:15,001 --> 00:24:15,834
‪作業

347
00:24:18,168 --> 00:24:19,334
‪黑色安息日

348
00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,251
‪鐵娘子樂團

349
00:24:22,751 --> 00:24:24,001
‪猶太祭司

350
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:26,876
‪金屬製品合唱團

351
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:28,168
‪炭疽熱樂團

352
00:24:28,251 --> 00:24:29,584
‪超級殺手樂團

353
00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:30,626
‪麥加帝斯合唱團

354
00:24:30,709 --> 00:24:31,543
‪機車頭樂團

355
00:24:31,626 --> 00:24:32,918
‪槍與玫瑰合唱團

356
00:24:33,001 --> 00:24:34,626
‪討伐體制樂團

357
00:24:34,709 --> 00:24:36,084
‪潘特拉合唱團

358
00:24:36,168 --> 00:24:37,918
‪幽冥大帝樂團、工具合唱團

359
00:24:38,001 --> 00:24:39,334
‪迪歐樂團、馬修卡樂團

360
00:24:39,418 --> 00:24:40,918
‪殘月魔都樂團、滑結樂團

361
00:24:41,001 --> 00:24:42,668
‪大隻佬樂團、上帝羔羊樂團

362
00:24:42,751 --> 00:24:44,251
‪這是你的歷史作業

363
00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,543
‪好好學習，用心體會

364
00:24:47,459 --> 00:24:49,084
‪用這張紙在廁所嗑藥

365
00:24:52,418 --> 00:24:53,751
‪我要來編這個

366
00:24:54,251 --> 00:24:57,293
‪《折磨機械》的吉他獨奏，超屌的

367
00:24:59,959 --> 00:25:01,168
‪我訂做了這些

368
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:03,709
‪招運用的

369
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,001
‪（幹骷髏）

370
00:25:06,876 --> 00:25:08,459
‪那我去看這些資料

371
00:25:19,834 --> 00:25:20,709
‪屌

372
00:25:23,834 --> 00:25:25,168
‪搞我，來吧

373
00:26:00,584 --> 00:26:02,168
‪（來自：凱文！）

374
00:26:22,376 --> 00:26:26,793
‪（《戰豬》，巴黎，1970年）

375
00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:45,709
‪幹

376
00:29:20,168 --> 00:29:21,084
‪嘿

377
00:29:21,668 --> 00:29:22,501
‪嗨

378
00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:29,793
‪天啊，她好厲害

379
00:30:30,876 --> 00:30:33,959
‪等我告訴杭特她有多屌
‪也許他會改變心意

380
00:30:34,043 --> 00:30:36,543
‪…發音與傳聲

381
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:42,209
‪這是溝通能力重要的兩項關鍵

382
00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:47,584
‪發音是我們轉變嘴巴發出的各種聲音

383
00:30:51,043 --> 00:30:53,918
‪絲旺森主任想見杭特席維斯特

384
00:31:30,126 --> 00:31:32,418
‪他們只被停學兩個禮拜

385
00:31:32,501 --> 00:31:35,334
‪絲旺森想要一個月
‪但他們的變態教練擋下來了

386
00:31:35,418 --> 00:31:37,043
‪對，但他們不在了

387
00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:38,501
‪不能回來學校

388
00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:40,959
‪對，但他們回來會宰了我

389
00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:42,668
‪因為我害他們被停學

390
00:31:42,751 --> 00:31:44,751
‪害他們被停學？那是他們的錯

391
00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:45,876
‪他們毀了你的頭髮

392
00:31:45,959 --> 00:31:47,459
‪是我先彈他的嘴巴

393
00:31:47,543 --> 00:31:49,501
‪好，在克雷默思的派對上

394
00:31:49,584 --> 00:31:51,751
‪他們當眾把你推去撞喇叭

395
00:31:51,834 --> 00:31:52,709
‪是他們起頭的

396
00:31:52,793 --> 00:31:57,501
‪是啊，一般的古板納粹混帳
‪應該不會這樣想

397
00:32:03,876 --> 00:32:04,709
‪怎麼樣？

398
00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:09,043
‪滿酷的，對，很酷

399
00:32:10,668 --> 00:32:14,043
‪對，有點像金屬製品合唱團的
‪貝斯手傑森紐斯特德

400
00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:18,043
‪對，被踢走的那一個

401
00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:22,334
‪比紐斯特德更像維京人

402
00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:24,293
‪對，像學校的吉祥物

403
00:32:25,459 --> 00:32:27,418
‪不對，不像學校的吉祥物

404
00:32:27,501 --> 00:32:29,459
‪絕對不像學校的吉祥物

405
00:32:29,543 --> 00:32:31,376
‪還比較像嬰兒的雞雞

406
00:32:31,459 --> 00:32:35,001
‪如果嬰兒的雞雞
‪長出自己的雞雞，我的頭髮會更像…

407
00:33:03,334 --> 00:33:05,001
‪（撒旦會怎麼做？）

408
00:33:05,084 --> 00:33:08,168
‪（他今天放學後
‪會到G343參加貝斯手選拔）

409
00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:16,793
‪（貝斯手選拔）

410
00:33:53,126 --> 00:33:56,209
‪抱歉，我遲到了，幸好你們還在

411
00:33:56,293 --> 00:33:57,626
‪沒問題

412
00:33:57,709 --> 00:33:59,084
‪對，完全沒問題

413
00:33:59,834 --> 00:34:01,584
‪對，那麼…

414
00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:04,834
‪你會什麼？

415
00:34:04,918 --> 00:34:08,126
‪你們先開始，我再加入你們

416
00:34:09,876 --> 00:34:10,959
‪好

417
00:34:13,876 --> 00:34:15,543
‪你學到哪裡了？

418
00:34:15,626 --> 00:34:18,584
‪對，我看了金屬製品合唱團
‪猶太祭司

419
00:34:18,668 --> 00:34:21,709
‪我正在看超級殺手樂團
‪我碰到一點問題…

420
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:24,043
‪好，我們來試試…

421
00:34:24,543 --> 00:34:26,209
‪我們試試《戰地鐘聲》

422
00:34:26,293 --> 00:34:27,793
‪好嗎？凱文，可以嗎？

423
00:34:27,876 --> 00:34:29,043
‪好

424
00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:33,084
‪一、二、三、四、一、二

425
00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:04,959
‪好，很好，可以了

426
00:35:07,543 --> 00:35:08,543
‪我們…

427
00:35:09,626 --> 00:35:12,209
‪剛才很好，我們來彈這首歌

428
00:35:12,293 --> 00:35:15,334
‪我們來彈這首歌
‪看我們組團的感覺怎樣

429
00:35:15,418 --> 00:35:20,043
‪晚一點再討論舞臺表演的細節

430
00:35:20,918 --> 00:35:22,126
‪好，沒問題

431
00:35:24,084 --> 00:35:25,334
‪二、三、四

432
00:35:49,668 --> 00:35:50,834
‪我…

433
00:35:50,918 --> 00:35:54,626
‪我有點困惑
‪因為我不知道還能做什麼

434
00:35:54,709 --> 00:35:57,584
‪老兄，你可以玩音樂，也可以喝醉酒

435
00:35:57,668 --> 00:35:59,543
‪但不能喝醉酒玩音樂，這樣不行

436
00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,043
‪沒有貝斯手，我們也能打敗那些笨蛋

437
00:36:02,543 --> 00:36:03,751
‪就我們兩個

438
00:36:04,334 --> 00:36:07,584
‪好，就像白線條樂團

439
00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,459
‪太弱了，不對，聽一下

440
00:36:11,209 --> 00:36:12,626
‪就兩個男生

441
00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:19,376
‪這表示獎金不必除以三

442
00:36:20,668 --> 00:36:22,001
‪考慮一下

443
00:36:46,251 --> 00:36:49,626
‪（幹你娘，賤屄）

444
00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:57,959
‪好過分

445
00:36:59,168 --> 00:37:00,043
‪沒錯

446
00:37:03,209 --> 00:37:04,918
‪現在不能告訴杭特

447
00:37:05,001 --> 00:37:08,209
‪這個樂團聽起來
‪像有人被虐待，我不想加入

448
00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:12,251
‪但我覺得他現在應該認真考慮
‪我們唯一的好選擇

449
00:37:12,334 --> 00:37:13,709
‪不對，是非常好的選擇

450
00:37:14,293 --> 00:37:16,668
‪是時候要敢言直諫了

451
00:37:16,751 --> 00:37:20,626
‪我們有兩週的時間
‪她兩天就能學會所有東西

452
00:37:20,709 --> 00:37:22,418
‪這不是針對妳，艾蜜莉

453
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:25,543
‪只是妳不符合我們想營造的形象

454
00:37:27,626 --> 00:37:28,959
‪我跟凱文說過了

455
00:37:30,793 --> 00:37:31,834
‪因為她是女生？

456
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:33,668
‪不是

457
00:37:35,126 --> 00:37:37,126
‪那麼，瓊捷特呢？

458
00:37:37,626 --> 00:37:39,126
‪她不搖滾嗎？

459
00:37:40,918 --> 00:37:42,918
‪-蹺家女聲呢？
‪-那就是瓊捷特的樂團

460
00:37:43,001 --> 00:37:46,334
‪-好，還有麗塔福特
‪-她是蹺家女聲的團員

461
00:37:46,418 --> 00:37:49,168
‪還有…她叫什麼名字…

462
00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:51,834
‪-凱文
‪-那個…

463
00:37:51,918 --> 00:37:53,584
‪-唱那首歌的…
‪-凱文

464
00:37:53,668 --> 00:37:55,668
‪凱文

465
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:56,959
‪我們是金屬樂團

466
00:37:57,043 --> 00:37:59,709
‪不是獨立金屬樂團
‪不是另類金屬樂團

467
00:37:59,793 --> 00:38:02,126
‪不是類似金屬樂團
‪我們就是金屬樂團

468
00:38:02,209 --> 00:38:05,584
‪找一個大提琴手，而不是貝斯手

469
00:38:05,668 --> 00:38:06,959
‪很像同性戀

470
00:38:24,751 --> 00:38:26,751
‪不能只看表面，要考慮背景

471
00:38:27,251 --> 00:38:28,459
‪同性戀？

472
00:38:28,543 --> 00:38:31,376
‪同性戀？我們的團名叫幹骷髏

473
00:38:31,459 --> 00:38:32,834
‪幹骷髏

474
00:38:32,918 --> 00:38:35,001
‪取這個名字是要吸引女生？

475
00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:37,459
‪有這種團名，我們一輩子會是處男

476
00:38:42,043 --> 00:38:43,501
‪我的意思是我們沒…

477
00:38:43,584 --> 00:38:45,709
‪不用解釋，她早就知道了

478
00:38:59,709 --> 00:39:00,543
‪喂？

479
00:39:00,626 --> 00:39:02,293
‪嘿，我是凱文

480
00:39:03,626 --> 00:39:04,501
‪嘿

481
00:39:06,584 --> 00:39:09,959
‪嘿，我想再道歉一次

482
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:13,126
‪杭特實在很沒禮貌，還有…

483
00:39:14,001 --> 00:39:15,793
‪-他講的話，他…
‪-沒關係

484
00:39:17,334 --> 00:39:18,584
‪我也是

485
00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:21,793
‪處女

486
00:39:23,334 --> 00:39:24,668
‪我知道，很震撼

487
00:39:26,126 --> 00:39:27,584
‪不是，我說的是

488
00:39:28,084 --> 00:39:31,501
‪他說金屬樂團裡
‪有個拉大提琴的女生

489
00:39:31,584 --> 00:39:33,168
‪看起來像同性戀

490
00:39:33,251 --> 00:39:34,168
‪對，抱歉

491
00:39:34,834 --> 00:39:36,751
‪這樣講真的很糟糕

492
00:39:36,834 --> 00:39:38,084
‪也許他說得對

493
00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:39,668
‪他說得不對，而且…

494
00:39:40,668 --> 00:39:41,501
‪妳不是

495
00:39:41,584 --> 00:39:42,418
‪不是什麼？

496
00:39:42,501 --> 00:39:46,001
‪你是指同性戀、重金屬，還是處女？

497
00:39:49,168 --> 00:39:50,418
‪全部吧

498
00:39:51,209 --> 00:39:53,084
‪好像都有關聯

499
00:39:54,543 --> 00:39:56,459
‪你是，對吧？

500
00:39:56,543 --> 00:39:58,043
‪同性戀？我不是吧

501
00:39:58,126 --> 00:39:59,876
‪據說有個光譜

502
00:39:59,959 --> 00:40:00,793
‪處男

503
00:40:06,709 --> 00:40:08,126
‪對，沒有錯

504
00:40:10,751 --> 00:40:11,584
‪那…

505
00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:14,501
‪你想要嗎？

506
00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:16,626
‪想要…

507
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:21,501
‪你想破處嗎？

508
00:40:24,959 --> 00:40:26,168
‪我…

509
00:40:27,168 --> 00:40:29,126
‪想

510
00:40:30,501 --> 00:40:31,334
‪妳想嗎？

511
00:40:32,001 --> 00:40:33,418
‪你知道先驅神殿在哪嗎？

512
00:40:33,501 --> 00:40:35,084
‪在克里維路上？我知道

513
00:40:35,168 --> 00:40:37,668
‪半小時後在停車場碰面？

514
00:40:37,751 --> 00:40:39,751
‪你可以帶那個嗎？

515
00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:43,168
‪套在你那個上面的

516
00:40:47,209 --> 00:40:48,043
‪嘿，媽

517
00:40:49,459 --> 00:40:50,918
‪-我要用車
‪-好

518
00:40:51,001 --> 00:40:54,376
‪爸爸8點左右應該會回來

519
00:40:54,459 --> 00:40:56,501
‪-我們要去…
‪-媽，我要用車

520
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,168
‪（史都華花店，專賣各式場合鮮花）

521
00:42:02,793 --> 00:42:03,793
‪他媽的…

522
00:42:18,501 --> 00:42:20,626
‪我知道

523
00:42:21,543 --> 00:42:22,668
‪我們約6點15分

524
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:24,918
‪現在8點了

525
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:27,043
‪-發生了一些事
‪-什麼事？

526
00:42:27,709 --> 00:42:28,793
‪發生什麼事？

527
00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:34,418
‪沒事

528
00:42:34,501 --> 00:42:36,584
‪我以為有事，你不是說有事？

529
00:42:36,668 --> 00:42:39,168
‪我講錯了，沒事

530
00:42:39,834 --> 00:42:43,668
‪我可以想像有事比練團更重要

531
00:42:44,501 --> 00:42:45,876
‪其實我沒辦法想像

532
00:42:45,959 --> 00:42:49,334
‪但我絕不認為
‪沒事比練團更重要，凱文

533
00:42:49,418 --> 00:42:54,334
‪沒事比較重要，或是沒事沒有更重要

534
00:42:54,418 --> 00:42:55,251
‪我是說…

535
00:42:55,334 --> 00:42:57,418
‪我不需要你搞笑，好嗎？

536
00:42:57,501 --> 00:42:59,584
‪我需要鼓手，真的鼓手

537
00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:02,751
‪金屬樂是要付出的，凱文

538
00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:04,751
‪要奉獻，要犧牲

539
00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:07,251
‪玩苦修那一套

540
00:43:07,334 --> 00:43:08,334
‪是很嚴肅的

541
00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:09,751
‪如果你不遵守

542
00:43:09,834 --> 00:43:12,626
‪如果你要跟大提琴女生亂搞
‪想練習才來

543
00:43:12,709 --> 00:43:13,959
‪那就沒搞頭了

544
00:43:14,043 --> 00:43:15,793
‪我們贏不了樂團爭霸戰

545
00:43:15,876 --> 00:43:18,584
‪你一輩子都會是窩囊廢

546
00:43:53,376 --> 00:43:54,209
‪喂

547
00:43:57,001 --> 00:43:57,834
‪喂！

548
00:43:58,418 --> 00:43:59,251
‪喂！

549
00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:03,793
‪嗨

550
00:44:03,876 --> 00:44:05,501
‪你在哪裡學的？

551
00:44:06,626 --> 00:44:07,459
‪我不知道

552
00:44:07,543 --> 00:44:11,084
‪我朋友給我這些歌，然後我就練習

553
00:44:11,793 --> 00:44:14,084
‪我不是真正的鼓手

554
00:44:14,168 --> 00:44:15,668
‪你嗑嗨了嗎？

555
00:44:16,209 --> 00:44:17,501
‪你很厲害

556
00:44:19,251 --> 00:44:20,084
‪是嗎？

557
00:44:20,751 --> 00:44:22,043
‪你有空嗎？

558
00:44:24,251 --> 00:44:26,376
‪（嬌生慣養表演清單
‪《妳的體態》）

559
00:44:34,168 --> 00:44:37,959
‪都是這樣嗎？只是重複一樣的節奏？

560
00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:39,126
‪-對
‪-差不多

561
00:44:39,709 --> 00:44:43,834
‪拜託，凱文，我答應我姐了
‪她很想看我們表演

562
00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:46,543
‪但雷伊要一個月後才出院

563
00:44:46,626 --> 00:44:49,834
‪-我們不想再跟酒鬼鼓手合作了
‪-對

564
00:44:49,918 --> 00:44:51,168
‪那個笨蛋去死吧

565
00:44:51,251 --> 00:44:53,251
‪我很想，可是…

566
00:44:54,168 --> 00:44:56,459
‪我說過了，我跟杭特是一個樂團

567
00:44:56,959 --> 00:44:59,001
‪樂團爭霸戰對他很重要

568
00:44:59,084 --> 00:45:02,293
‪-很多人都跨兩個樂團
‪-艾力克萊普頓跨了60個樂團

569
00:45:02,376 --> 00:45:04,084
‪老兄，我聽過你打鼓

570
00:45:04,584 --> 00:45:06,709
‪你十分鐘就能學會我們的歌

571
00:45:08,084 --> 00:45:10,043
‪暫時不要管樂團爭霸戰

572
00:45:10,793 --> 00:45:12,126
‪只要來我姐的婚禮就好

573
00:45:14,459 --> 00:45:16,543
‪-讓我考慮一下
‪-我了解

574
00:45:17,126 --> 00:45:18,834
‪但婚禮是這個週末

575
00:45:19,793 --> 00:45:21,293
‪別考慮太久

576
00:45:30,334 --> 00:45:31,334
‪幹

577
00:45:31,918 --> 00:45:32,751
‪你眨眼了

578
00:45:33,251 --> 00:45:34,834
‪-我“扎眼”了
‪-你“扎眼”了

579
00:45:36,876 --> 00:45:37,959
‪五戰三勝？

580
00:45:39,334 --> 00:45:41,793
‪我很確定妳比我會盯著人看

581
00:45:47,168 --> 00:45:48,376
‪那是妳的藥？

582
00:45:50,751 --> 00:45:52,209
‪我的鎮靜劑

583
00:45:56,543 --> 00:45:57,376
‪不用吃了？

584
00:46:06,459 --> 00:46:07,709
‪躺在我上面

585
00:46:23,043 --> 00:46:23,876
‪還不行

586
00:46:26,334 --> 00:46:27,334
‪我們就

587
00:46:28,584 --> 00:46:29,543
‪先這樣躺著

588
00:46:30,751 --> 00:46:31,584
‪我喜歡

589
00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:34,376
‪讓我覺得

590
00:46:35,126 --> 00:46:36,209
‪被壓扁了

591
00:46:41,251 --> 00:46:43,834
‪我在操場第一次看到妳的時候

592
00:46:44,376 --> 00:46:45,209
‪對

593
00:46:46,668 --> 00:46:49,459
‪對人丟東西，大吼大叫

594
00:46:50,251 --> 00:46:52,209
‪感覺好嗎？

595
00:46:57,001 --> 00:46:57,834
‪不好

596
00:47:00,043 --> 00:47:04,584
‪不想丟東西，不想大吼大叫
‪感覺比較好

597
00:47:08,501 --> 00:47:09,709
‪你是我的鎮靜劑

598
00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:27,876
‪只是一場婚禮

599
00:47:28,918 --> 00:47:32,001
‪你一定要明白，凱文，我們不能融入

600
00:47:32,084 --> 00:47:35,251
‪你可以盡量努力，你可以找個女朋友

601
00:47:35,334 --> 00:47:36,918
‪但你還是無法融入

602
00:47:37,001 --> 00:47:40,334
‪她也無法融入
‪為什麼不能一起無法融入？

603
00:47:40,418 --> 00:47:43,168
‪我們不是在講那個
‪我根本不想談那件事

604
00:47:43,251 --> 00:47:45,751
‪-我是說你是叛徒
‪-也許我想談那件事

605
00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:48,793
‪我是幹骷髏的創始成員
‪我不要第三者介入

606
00:47:48,876 --> 00:47:50,001
‪你說“幹”

607
00:47:50,084 --> 00:47:51,876
‪我們兩個都是幹骷髏的創始成員

608
00:47:51,959 --> 00:47:53,459
‪-不要！
‪-我比你更創始

609
00:47:53,543 --> 00:47:55,959
‪我寫歌、買設備、設計臉書頁面…

610
00:47:56,043 --> 00:47:57,084
‪去他的臉書頁面！

611
00:47:57,168 --> 00:47:59,418
‪我是幹骷髏的創始成員
‪我不要第三者

612
00:47:59,501 --> 00:48:01,043
‪-別再講“幹”了！
‪-閉嘴！

613
00:48:01,126 --> 00:48:02,334
‪對話結束

614
00:48:02,418 --> 00:48:06,501
‪不行，你不能宣布結束對話
‪你沒這個權力

615
00:48:10,626 --> 00:48:12,168
‪好啦，對話結束

616
00:48:18,168 --> 00:48:20,334
‪毛衣就是這樣織的

617
00:48:21,751 --> 00:48:23,626
‪非常好，安蒂莉亞

618
00:48:24,209 --> 00:48:27,793
‪有聽到她發音清晰，傳達順暢嗎？

619
00:48:28,376 --> 00:48:30,001
‪後面聽得很清楚吧？

620
00:48:30,668 --> 00:48:32,418
‪再來是，杭特

621
00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:38,793
‪死亡會終結一切

622
00:48:39,668 --> 00:48:41,959
‪然而，在死亡之前

623
00:48:42,043 --> 00:48:45,876
‪仍能譜出高尚的旋律

624
00:48:47,459 --> 00:48:51,251
‪理直氣壯與天神爭光

625
00:48:54,876 --> 00:48:57,876
‪丁尼生的《尤利西斯》
‪你們可能在英文課學過

626
00:49:00,168 --> 00:49:01,834
‪這段話的重點是金屬樂

627
00:49:10,376 --> 00:49:12,751
‪金屬樂的宗旨跟《尤里西斯》一樣

628
00:49:12,834 --> 00:49:14,876
‪與神抗爭

629
00:49:14,959 --> 00:49:17,626
‪邁向未知的領域

630
00:49:18,293 --> 00:49:21,043
‪一萬兩千年前橫越白令海峽的人？

631
00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:26,668
‪金屬樂

632
00:49:27,293 --> 00:49:29,293
‪那個搭康提基號的傢伙？

633
00:49:34,084 --> 00:49:34,918
‪金屬樂

634
00:49:35,668 --> 00:49:37,334
‪五月花號上面的人

635
00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:41,084
‪要不是有耶穌那套狗屁
‪早就大搞金屬樂了

636
00:49:41,168 --> 00:49:43,376
‪還有尤利西斯，他做了什麼？

637
00:49:46,043 --> 00:49:48,168
‪去讀但丁的作品，他會告訴你

638
00:49:49,293 --> 00:49:52,751
‪尤利西斯召集了最強悍的船員

639
00:49:52,834 --> 00:49:56,043
‪航行越過海格力斯之柱

640
00:49:56,126 --> 00:49:58,293
‪然後他淹死了

641
00:49:58,876 --> 00:50:02,543
‪直接墜入地獄

642
00:50:10,626 --> 00:50:11,584
‪第八層地獄

643
00:50:11,668 --> 00:50:13,876
‪有什麼比這更重金屬？

644
00:50:15,084 --> 00:50:16,334
‪只有第九層地獄

645
00:50:18,293 --> 00:50:19,126
‪所以

646
00:50:20,001 --> 00:50:22,501
‪結伴共同實現夢想

647
00:50:23,043 --> 00:50:25,418
‪必要的話就下地獄

648
00:50:26,459 --> 00:50:28,168
‪聽起來很棒，對吧？

649
00:50:29,334 --> 00:50:31,501
‪但對尤利西斯來說並不容易

650
00:50:33,126 --> 00:50:34,209
‪因為他有…

651
00:50:35,876 --> 00:50:36,793
‪他有帕涅羅佩

652
00:50:38,293 --> 00:50:39,626
‪尤利西斯太太

653
00:50:40,126 --> 00:50:41,126
‪一直攔阻他

654
00:50:43,418 --> 00:50:44,668
‪“待在家裡”

655
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:46,751
‪“當國王”

656
00:50:48,001 --> 00:50:50,543
‪“每天去工作”

657
00:50:52,043 --> 00:50:56,043
‪他浪費了幾十年的生命
‪在那件鳥事上面

658
00:50:56,626 --> 00:50:57,459
‪杭特

659
00:50:57,543 --> 00:50:58,584
‪別說了

660
00:50:59,376 --> 00:51:02,876
‪但有一天
‪尤利西斯決定跟太太一刀兩斷

661
00:51:02,959 --> 00:51:04,459
‪杭特，夠了

662
00:51:04,543 --> 00:51:05,918
‪這是必然的

663
00:51:06,001 --> 00:51:09,376
‪他內心的金屬樂遲早會爆發

664
00:51:09,459 --> 00:51:12,376
‪粉碎前方所有的阻礙！

665
00:51:12,459 --> 00:51:14,543
‪-幹！他媽的賤屄！
‪-妳瘋了

666
00:51:14,626 --> 00:51:16,959
‪幹，我會殺死你！

667
00:51:17,043 --> 00:51:19,084
‪別再靠近我！

668
00:51:21,084 --> 00:51:22,251
‪別砸吉他！

669
00:51:24,376 --> 00:51:27,418
‪這很不恰當，幾乎不能原諒

670
00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:30,043
‪-我完全同意
‪-我是說你

671
00:51:31,168 --> 00:51:32,001
‪什麼？

672
00:51:32,084 --> 00:51:35,459
‪你跟史基普霍夫曼
‪那些不良白痴打交道

673
00:51:35,543 --> 00:51:37,084
‪就是學到這些嗎？

674
00:51:37,876 --> 00:51:39,626
‪怎麼欺負弱小的人？

675
00:51:39,709 --> 00:51:41,834
‪我跟她有私人恩怨…

676
00:51:41,918 --> 00:51:45,668
‪我不在乎
‪你跟那個可憐女生的私人恩怨

677
00:51:47,251 --> 00:51:50,293
‪你要把你的行為詳細寫出來

678
00:51:50,376 --> 00:51:52,418
‪如果強森老師證實你的說法

679
00:51:52,501 --> 00:51:55,668
‪我會連同處分通知寄給你父親

680
00:51:55,751 --> 00:51:59,043
‪如果她不能證實你的說法
‪你就要停學

681
00:52:01,959 --> 00:52:08,168
‪（樂團爭霸戰）

682
00:52:10,126 --> 00:52:12,126
‪（艾蜜莉，我在演講課外面等）

683
00:52:26,293 --> 00:52:27,876
‪你朋友有夠混帳

684
00:52:34,001 --> 00:52:35,251
‪搞什麼？

685
00:52:37,793 --> 00:52:38,959
‪你在幹嘛？

686
00:52:39,459 --> 00:52:44,626
‪你害怕每個人
‪但你不像我一樣表現出來

687
00:52:44,709 --> 00:52:48,084
‪而是把大家當狗屁，讓他們討厭你

688
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:50,793
‪很好，現在他們不理你，也不理我

689
00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:53,501
‪我們都沒朋友了，任務完成了

690
00:52:53,584 --> 00:52:54,793
‪-不…
‪-閉嘴

691
00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:57,876
‪相比之下，你更需要我

692
00:52:59,459 --> 00:53:02,293
‪沒有我，你那些白痴幻想都沒了

693
00:53:02,376 --> 00:53:05,459
‪但沒有你
‪我可能有機會過真實的生活

694
00:53:08,209 --> 00:53:10,376
‪你…你不行

695
00:53:10,459 --> 00:53:11,293
‪你不行

696
00:53:14,959 --> 00:53:16,126
‪我們是幹骷髏

697
00:53:25,418 --> 00:53:28,084
‪好，去享受你新交的瘋子女友

698
00:53:28,168 --> 00:53:30,418
‪和新加入的爛樂團，還有…

699
00:53:31,001 --> 00:53:32,626
‪《搖滾歲月》！

700
00:53:33,584 --> 00:53:34,543
‪都要怪我

701
00:53:35,126 --> 00:53:37,251
‪要怪杭特，他是大混蛋

702
00:53:37,334 --> 00:53:39,876
‪我如果繼續吃藥，就不會失控了

703
00:53:39,959 --> 00:53:41,293
‪那不能怪妳

704
00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:48,959
‪不要…

705
00:53:52,126 --> 00:53:53,584
‪我不是生氣

706
00:53:55,751 --> 00:53:58,626
‪妳沒有做錯事，妳沒有問題

707
00:53:58,709 --> 00:53:59,751
‪我有問題

708
00:54:00,418 --> 00:54:03,918
‪我神經元突觸裡的血清素濃度太低

709
00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:06,543
‪好吧，可是

710
00:54:07,126 --> 00:54:09,209
‪其他人更有問題

711
00:54:11,084 --> 00:54:12,501
‪妳有權生氣

712
00:54:13,001 --> 00:54:14,126
‪尤其是氣杭特

713
00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:16,668
‪我為什麼會這樣？

714
00:54:19,334 --> 00:54:21,626
‪不是大家讓我變這樣的

715
00:54:23,376 --> 00:54:25,251
‪杭特沒有讓我變成這樣

716
00:54:26,334 --> 00:54:27,626
‪我爸媽愛我

717
00:54:29,001 --> 00:54:30,459
‪他們非常盡心

718
00:54:33,793 --> 00:54:34,918
‪不是他們的錯

719
00:54:35,626 --> 00:54:37,209
‪妳不是任何人的錯

720
00:54:38,334 --> 00:54:39,376
‪妳不是…

721
00:54:41,793 --> 00:54:42,668
‪一個錯誤

722
00:54:49,334 --> 00:54:52,626
‪妳可能有一些問題，但是…

723
00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:57,418
‪妳很完美

724
00:55:20,709 --> 00:55:21,918
‪你會生氣嗎？

725
00:55:23,001 --> 00:55:24,001
‪有時候

726
00:55:29,543 --> 00:55:30,376
‪我明白

727
00:55:31,043 --> 00:55:31,876
‪有時候

728
00:55:32,959 --> 00:55:33,918
‪也會難過

729
00:55:40,001 --> 00:55:41,043
‪你知道為什麼嗎？

730
00:55:42,084 --> 00:55:43,043
‪我不知道

731
00:55:45,043 --> 00:55:47,334
‪因為大家把你當隱形人

732
00:55:49,501 --> 00:55:52,543
‪好像你根本不存在，什麼都不是

733
00:55:54,543 --> 00:55:56,543
‪但你不僅是這樣

734
00:55:56,626 --> 00:55:58,834
‪你並非什麼都不是，你有價值

735
00:56:00,084 --> 00:56:01,209
‪你很重要

736
00:56:02,251 --> 00:56:03,084
‪我是羅比

737
00:56:04,584 --> 00:56:05,584
‪沒有錯

738
00:56:15,084 --> 00:56:16,959
‪我倆不能再忍辱偷生了

739
00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:21,001
‪小丑阿基，脫掉戲服

740
00:57:21,084 --> 00:57:24,418
‪我們要談談你今天在學校做的好事

741
00:57:24,501 --> 00:57:27,668
‪不好意思，你現在要談教養
‪有點太遲了

742
00:57:28,543 --> 00:57:29,876
‪給我進去！

743
00:57:29,959 --> 00:57:31,584
‪去幹別的護士！

744
00:57:38,793 --> 00:57:39,876
‪幹

745
00:59:02,459 --> 00:59:03,959
‪這是私人土地

746
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,543
‪我的鼓手在裡面

747
00:59:07,084 --> 00:59:08,251
‪我要進去

748
00:59:08,334 --> 00:59:09,209
‪不行

749
00:59:09,293 --> 00:59:10,376
‪給我滾

750
00:59:11,126 --> 00:59:12,418
‪你憑什麼

751
00:59:13,126 --> 00:59:14,918
‪阻止一個

752
00:59:15,584 --> 00:59:17,751
‪與眾神抗爭的人？

753
00:59:29,793 --> 00:59:32,376
‪太棒了，兄弟，真的很棒

754
00:59:32,459 --> 00:59:33,751
‪對，很好玩

755
00:59:33,834 --> 00:59:37,043
‪你太強了，我們的表演
‪從來沒這麼厲害

756
00:59:37,126 --> 00:59:38,959
‪聽我說，如果…

757
00:59:39,501 --> 00:59:41,584
‪如果你想在樂團爭霸戰
‪跟我們同臺演出

758
00:59:41,668 --> 00:59:43,084
‪我們很歡迎

759
00:59:43,959 --> 00:59:45,459
‪就算你不要

760
00:59:45,543 --> 00:59:47,334
‪如果你只想來坐坐

761
00:59:47,834 --> 00:59:48,751
‪也沒關係

762
00:59:49,543 --> 00:59:50,376
‪謝謝

763
00:59:51,043 --> 00:59:53,084
‪我可能兩個都會接受

764
00:59:54,251 --> 00:59:55,126
‪我尊重你

765
00:59:57,668 --> 00:59:59,168
‪想來跟其他人聊天嗎？

766
00:59:59,251 --> 01:00:00,501
‪好

767
01:00:00,584 --> 01:00:02,459
‪我先把這裡整理一下

768
01:00:15,084 --> 01:00:18,168
‪-他們沒提告，算你走運
‪-我要拿回東西

769
01:00:18,251 --> 01:00:21,293
‪未成年被捕時沒收的武器

770
01:00:21,376 --> 01:00:23,293
‪應歸鄉鎮所有

771
01:00:28,084 --> 01:00:31,334
‪這是最後一根稻草，不對，等一下

772
01:00:31,834 --> 01:00:34,209
‪這才是最後一根稻草

773
01:00:36,793 --> 01:00:37,751
‪這一個

774
01:00:37,834 --> 01:00:38,668
‪（吉他中心）

775
01:00:39,168 --> 01:00:40,376
‪（13516.24美元）

776
01:00:44,376 --> 01:00:45,459
‪你要怎樣？

777
01:00:49,376 --> 01:00:51,168
‪（康寧之道，健康中心）

778
01:00:56,918 --> 01:00:58,751
‪樂團爭霸戰在星期五…

779
01:00:58,834 --> 01:01:00,293
‪你別想去！

780
01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:10,543
‪我們走

781
01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:12,501
‪快走

782
01:01:20,751 --> 01:01:21,584
‪嘿

783
01:01:23,168 --> 01:01:24,376
‪鼓手小子

784
01:01:27,209 --> 01:01:28,043
‪我…

785
01:01:29,584 --> 01:01:31,209
‪我沒有泳褲

786
01:01:50,501 --> 01:01:53,334
‪每次看到你，你都喝醉

787
01:01:53,418 --> 01:01:54,251
‪是啊

788
01:01:55,751 --> 01:01:56,876
‪眼鏡借我戴

789
01:02:03,293 --> 01:02:04,668
‪我喜歡

790
01:02:04,751 --> 01:02:07,834
‪我在IG上看過
‪提摩西夏勒梅戴這種眼鏡

791
01:02:07,918 --> 01:02:09,834
‪我喜歡《以你的名字呼喚我》

792
01:02:09,918 --> 01:02:11,543
‪很甜蜜，對吧？

793
01:02:11,626 --> 01:02:13,543
‪他在裡面超帥的

794
01:02:13,626 --> 01:02:16,459
‪我在聖塔芭芭拉的表親上過他

795
01:02:21,418 --> 01:02:23,418
‪你又盯著我看了

796
01:02:25,168 --> 01:02:26,543
‪我根本看不到妳

797
01:02:27,126 --> 01:02:29,293
‪是嗎？我連你的名字都不知道

798
01:02:29,918 --> 01:02:30,876
‪我叫凱文

799
01:02:32,376 --> 01:02:33,251
‪我叫坎達兒

800
01:02:44,626 --> 01:02:45,709
‪看到我了嗎？

801
01:02:51,959 --> 01:02:52,918
‪喂，老兄

802
01:02:53,418 --> 01:02:55,001
‪你在等人示範嗎？

803
01:02:55,918 --> 01:02:57,918
‪拜託，老兄，那艾蜜莉呢？

804
01:02:58,418 --> 01:02:59,876
‪他們有真感情

805
01:02:59,959 --> 01:03:02,251
‪建立在信任與真誠之上

806
01:03:02,334 --> 01:03:05,709
‪這個呢？拜託，這到底是怎麼回事？

807
01:03:05,793 --> 01:03:06,918
‪等一下，湯姆

808
01:03:07,001 --> 01:03:10,084
‪坎達兒也是人，她喜歡凱文

809
01:03:10,584 --> 01:03:13,793
‪她在表達自己的慾望，完全沒有問題

810
01:03:13,876 --> 01:03:17,043
‪也許吧，但艾蜜莉很忠心
‪這會毀了她

811
01:03:17,126 --> 01:03:18,876
‪我們以前都很放蕩

812
01:03:18,959 --> 01:03:21,251
‪他只是個鼓手，他應該得到想要的

813
01:03:21,334 --> 01:03:23,293
‪他在按摩浴缸裡，就該享受眼前有的

814
01:03:23,376 --> 01:03:25,584
‪一年前，我根本不知道這些人

815
01:03:25,668 --> 01:03:29,168
‪但現在喝完一瓶香檳後
‪他們說得都很有道理

816
01:03:29,251 --> 01:03:30,168
‪喂

817
01:03:31,251 --> 01:03:32,209
‪喂！

818
01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:34,293
‪你找到一個愛你的人

819
01:03:35,126 --> 01:03:36,168
‪你也愛她嗎？

820
01:03:38,126 --> 01:03:40,126
‪那就不要當混蛋，凱文

821
01:03:44,876 --> 01:03:45,751
‪對不起

822
01:03:46,501 --> 01:03:47,501
‪我得走了

823
01:03:49,334 --> 01:03:50,543
‪我有女朋友了

824
01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:59,084
‪謝謝你，猶大祭司的羅伯哈爾福德

825
01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:00,501
‪（吉他中心）

826
01:04:00,584 --> 01:04:02,918
‪不能背棄愛你的人

827
01:04:13,876 --> 01:04:15,001
‪我要買這本

828
01:04:16,834 --> 01:04:17,709
‪妳不必買

829
01:04:17,793 --> 01:04:18,876
‪我想買

830
01:04:27,293 --> 01:04:28,584
‪在這裡

831
01:04:30,418 --> 01:04:31,459
‪最後一個

832
01:04:31,543 --> 01:04:32,959
‪這個我找了…

833
01:04:34,084 --> 01:04:35,293
‪超級久

834
01:04:36,918 --> 01:04:38,626
‪-你一定要買
‪-什麼？

835
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:41,876
‪-我找到的
‪-什麼？給我

836
01:04:45,543 --> 01:04:48,293
‪要不是我
‪你連上帝羔羊樂團都沒聽過

837
01:04:53,543 --> 01:04:54,459
‪賤屄

838
01:05:13,626 --> 01:05:15,334
‪（凱文）

839
01:05:19,918 --> 01:05:21,668
‪（杭特席維斯特，C-101）

840
01:05:44,001 --> 01:05:46,751
‪我現在就要走，我有個很重要的…

841
01:05:46,834 --> 01:05:49,959
‪你要做初步評估，對吧？

842
01:05:50,543 --> 01:05:52,168
‪我們開始吧

843
01:05:52,251 --> 01:05:53,501
‪我是尼克斯醫生

844
01:06:00,168 --> 01:06:01,251
‪特洛伊尼克斯？

845
01:06:01,334 --> 01:06:02,168
‪對

846
01:06:03,584 --> 01:06:05,376
‪那一個特洛伊尼克斯？

847
01:06:07,751 --> 01:06:08,668
‪殺無赦樂團？

848
01:06:11,251 --> 01:06:12,209
‪對，沒錯

849
01:06:15,418 --> 01:06:17,959
‪老兄，你們是神

850
01:06:18,543 --> 01:06:21,459
‪-我是格倫伍德湖高中的學生
‪-我看到了

851
01:06:22,376 --> 01:06:23,376
‪真是遺憾

852
01:06:24,793 --> 01:06:27,043
‪-你現在是醫生？
‪-對

853
01:06:28,793 --> 01:06:30,084
‪我以前酗酒

854
01:06:30,168 --> 01:06:33,459
‪這種地方救了我，讓我不再慢性自殺

855
01:06:33,543 --> 01:06:35,459
‪所以我回學校攻讀心理學

856
01:06:36,209 --> 01:06:38,501
‪回饋社會，諸如此類的

857
01:06:39,293 --> 01:06:40,376
‪殺無赦後來呢？

858
01:06:41,334 --> 01:06:42,709
‪團員問題一堆

859
01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:47,168
‪他們不肯練習，不肯學新歌

860
01:06:47,251 --> 01:06:49,376
‪-所以解散？
‪-這是部分原因

861
01:06:49,459 --> 01:06:51,793
‪主要是因為那些傢伙是混蛋

862
01:06:51,876 --> 01:06:54,834
‪自私自利，不肯替別人著想

863
01:06:56,543 --> 01:07:00,168
‪如果你要跟人灌唱片，一起巡演

864
01:07:00,251 --> 01:07:03,126
‪跟他們長期每天黏在一起

865
01:07:03,209 --> 01:07:05,209
‪你一定要很喜歡他們

866
01:07:05,293 --> 01:07:07,293
‪否則你的人生會很慘

867
01:07:07,376 --> 01:07:09,834
‪你就會開始喝酒
‪想忘掉你的人生有多慘

868
01:07:09,918 --> 01:07:11,126
‪結果很快就…

869
01:07:14,501 --> 01:07:15,376
‪你喝酒嗎？

870
01:07:17,043 --> 01:07:17,876
‪不喝

871
01:07:18,376 --> 01:07:19,501
‪吸毒？大麻？

872
01:07:20,543 --> 01:07:21,376
‪-古柯鹼？
‪-沒有

873
01:07:21,459 --> 01:07:22,293
‪-冰毒？
‪-沒有

874
01:07:22,376 --> 01:07:23,209
‪海洛因？

875
01:07:23,293 --> 01:07:24,126
‪沒有

876
01:07:24,209 --> 01:07:25,293
‪-迷幻藥？
‪-沒有

877
01:07:25,376 --> 01:07:26,584
‪-搖頭丸？
‪-沒有

878
01:07:26,668 --> 01:07:28,418
‪-抽電子菸？
‪-沒有

879
01:07:28,501 --> 01:07:29,668
‪-自殘？
‪-沒有

880
01:07:29,751 --> 01:07:30,834
‪睡太久？

881
01:07:30,918 --> 01:07:31,751
‪沒有

882
01:07:31,834 --> 01:07:33,251
‪-睡太少？
‪-沒有

883
01:07:33,334 --> 01:07:34,584
‪有自殺念頭？

884
01:07:35,334 --> 01:07:36,584
‪破壞別人的財產？

885
01:07:37,751 --> 01:07:38,959
‪他們不知道

886
01:07:40,126 --> 01:07:41,001
‪不然呢？

887
01:07:44,043 --> 01:07:45,834
‪我就只愛金屬樂

888
01:07:51,626 --> 01:07:54,834
‪老是碰到這種事，好，來吧

889
01:07:56,418 --> 01:07:57,459
‪起來，走吧

890
01:08:02,293 --> 01:08:03,293
‪喂，等一下

891
01:08:03,793 --> 01:08:05,084
‪你要去哪裡？

892
01:08:05,168 --> 01:08:06,418
‪你沒事的，老兄

893
01:08:07,668 --> 01:08:08,709
‪這個王八蛋…

894
01:08:09,876 --> 01:08:10,751
‪嘿

895
01:08:11,418 --> 01:08:13,876
‪他問題很多，我跟他有很多事要做

896
01:08:13,959 --> 01:08:18,001
‪你只沉迷於音樂，我沒空照顧你

897
01:08:18,084 --> 01:08:20,043
‪我會建議讓你出院

898
01:08:20,126 --> 01:08:22,959
‪委員一向都會聽我的建議

899
01:08:23,459 --> 01:08:24,751
‪他們超怕我的

900
01:08:24,834 --> 01:08:27,126
‪-謝謝你，老兄，謝謝
‪-不客氣

901
01:08:27,209 --> 01:08:29,543
‪你星期一就可以出院

902
01:08:30,376 --> 01:08:31,418
‪為什麼是星期一？

903
01:08:32,001 --> 01:08:34,001
‪他們會在週末審查意見

904
01:08:34,709 --> 01:08:37,543
‪好，有沒有辦法今晚審查？

905
01:08:37,626 --> 01:08:38,543
‪不可能

906
01:08:38,626 --> 01:08:42,001
‪他們開捷豹跑車回家了
‪車上放史汀的歌，為何要今晚？

907
01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:46,501
‪樂團爭霸戰明天就要比賽
‪我的樂團絕對會贏

908
01:08:46,584 --> 01:08:48,168
‪好，你看這個

909
01:08:51,376 --> 01:08:52,334
‪幹骷髏

910
01:08:53,043 --> 01:08:53,876
‪不錯

911
01:08:54,959 --> 01:08:57,126
‪他媽的樂團爭霸戰

912
01:09:04,543 --> 01:09:05,709
‪抱歉

913
01:09:05,793 --> 01:09:07,918
‪你還有一年的時間練習

914
01:09:09,209 --> 01:09:10,668
‪小子，後會有期

915
01:09:22,793 --> 01:09:24,334
‪不用，謝謝

916
01:09:26,959 --> 01:09:27,793
‪嘿，克雷

917
01:09:28,751 --> 01:09:31,293
‪對，我們要先練習嗎？

918
01:09:33,376 --> 01:09:36,209
‪不用？好，不必
‪我們不需要，沒關係

919
01:09:38,126 --> 01:09:40,543
‪好，我們7點餐廳見

920
01:09:41,126 --> 01:09:42,334
‪好，謝了，克雷

921
01:10:05,459 --> 01:10:07,959
‪（凱文）

922
01:10:10,084 --> 01:10:12,209
‪我是杭特，我不在，看著辦

923
01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:13,959
‪媽的

924
01:10:21,918 --> 01:10:24,543
‪哪個白痴會打室內電話？

925
01:10:26,001 --> 01:10:26,959
‪喂？

926
01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:29,793
‪嘿，凱文

927
01:10:30,543 --> 01:10:33,751
‪沒有，杭特不在這裡

928
01:10:35,709 --> 01:10:36,751
‪他…什麼？

929
01:10:37,918 --> 01:10:38,918
‪那他在哪裡？

930
01:10:43,334 --> 01:10:46,584
‪他好像是在用這個方式求我回樂團

931
01:10:46,668 --> 01:10:48,251
‪他不該在那裡

932
01:10:49,376 --> 01:10:50,584
‪也許他應該去

933
01:10:50,668 --> 01:10:53,959
‪他絕對有問題，他對大家都很壞

934
01:10:54,043 --> 01:10:56,834
‪連你也是，你應該是他的死黨

935
01:11:02,751 --> 01:11:05,293
‪你自己說過，他是個大混蛋

936
01:11:06,043 --> 01:11:09,376
‪要不是妳，我也不會知道他有多混蛋

937
01:11:10,084 --> 01:11:12,209
‪要不是金屬樂，我也不會認識妳

938
01:11:12,293 --> 01:11:16,626
‪要不是杭特，我根本不會去碰金屬樂

939
01:11:17,418 --> 01:11:18,459
‪所以你欠他？

940
01:11:20,376 --> 01:11:21,501
‪他是我的死黨

941
01:11:22,334 --> 01:11:23,793
‪我得救他出來

942
01:11:27,876 --> 01:11:29,293
‪妳要跟我去嗎？

943
01:11:30,626 --> 01:11:34,001
‪等等，你先是要我討厭他

944
01:11:34,084 --> 01:11:35,709
‪現在你要我幫他？

945
01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:39,793
‪這算是幫助我幫助他

946
01:11:42,334 --> 01:11:43,418
‪沒關係

947
01:11:43,501 --> 01:11:46,251
‪我辦不到，誰叫他做了那些事

948
01:11:46,334 --> 01:11:48,709
‪不用，沒關係，我是說真的

949
01:11:50,459 --> 01:11:51,293
‪好嗎？

950
01:11:53,876 --> 01:11:54,709
‪好

951
01:11:56,543 --> 01:11:57,418
‪我得走了

952
01:12:14,376 --> 01:12:16,751
‪（康寧之道，健康中心）

953
01:12:38,168 --> 01:12:39,251
‪我能幫你什麼嗎？

954
01:12:39,334 --> 01:12:41,751
‪對，希望可以

955
01:12:42,709 --> 01:12:45,501
‪我最好的朋友，他有問題，他喜歡…

956
01:12:46,543 --> 01:12:48,668
‪-吸東西的氣味
‪-汽油？

957
01:12:48,751 --> 01:12:51,543
‪-松節油、丁烷、丙烷？
‪-對，全都有

958
01:12:51,626 --> 01:12:54,501
‪他會混合起來
‪他爸媽不知道該怎麼辦

959
01:12:54,584 --> 01:12:58,251
‪所以，我想拿份宣傳手冊給他們看

960
01:12:58,834 --> 01:13:01,043
‪你是個好朋友，就放在那邊

961
01:13:03,876 --> 01:13:05,709
‪在這裡等一下，我再去拿

962
01:13:18,168 --> 01:13:20,376
‪你們四個又超越自己了

963
01:13:20,459 --> 01:13:22,334
‪這裡看起來很像派對

964
01:13:22,418 --> 01:13:23,751
‪-謝謝
‪-謝謝

965
01:13:23,834 --> 01:13:26,459
‪在你們透露要選哪種點心前

966
01:13:26,543 --> 01:13:27,459
‪你們…

967
01:13:29,793 --> 01:13:30,918
‪遙控器呢？

968
01:13:36,293 --> 01:13:38,626
‪好，你們兩個選哪一種點心？

969
01:13:40,001 --> 01:13:41,251
‪我們要選…

970
01:13:45,918 --> 01:13:48,084
‪-拜託
‪-不會吧？

971
01:13:52,043 --> 01:13:52,876
‪凱文

972
01:13:53,751 --> 01:13:54,584
‪快走

973
01:13:54,668 --> 01:13:56,793
‪老兄，我要跟你說，我…

974
01:13:56,876 --> 01:13:59,126
‪晚點再說，拜託快走

975
01:14:02,209 --> 01:14:03,168
‪你認識雷伊

976
01:14:03,251 --> 01:14:05,376
‪他是嬌生慣養樂團的鼓手

977
01:14:05,459 --> 01:14:07,001
‪總之，他是好人

978
01:14:07,793 --> 01:14:08,626
‪帶他一起走

979
01:14:09,418 --> 01:14:11,793
‪你知道樂團爭霸戰結束後
‪我們要帶你回來吧？

980
01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:13,251
‪沒關係

981
01:14:13,793 --> 01:14:17,043
‪我沒辦法應付外面的世界
‪我沒有因應機制

982
01:14:17,126 --> 01:14:18,543
‪那我們要怎麼出去？

983
01:14:24,751 --> 01:14:25,876
‪好

984
01:14:25,959 --> 01:14:26,876
‪對，走吧

985
01:14:26,959 --> 01:14:28,418
‪請出去

986
01:14:28,501 --> 01:14:29,334
‪快點

987
01:14:34,876 --> 01:14:36,293
‪-不要跑
‪-繼續走

988
01:14:36,876 --> 01:14:37,709
‪出去

989
01:14:54,001 --> 01:14:55,001
‪你！

990
01:15:00,168 --> 01:15:01,168
‪幹

991
01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:48,751
‪這玩意

992
01:15:49,543 --> 01:15:50,709
‪根本是廢物

993
01:15:51,459 --> 01:15:54,834
‪用這麼薄的彈片
‪快速撥動，聲音不會清晰

994
01:15:59,834 --> 01:16:00,876
‪來

995
01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:03,459
‪試試這個

996
01:16:07,084 --> 01:16:07,918
‪謝謝

997
01:16:08,418 --> 01:16:09,876
‪-這是你的車？
‪-對

998
01:16:10,543 --> 01:16:11,668
‪破銅爛鐵

999
01:16:23,251 --> 01:16:25,001
‪你應該有個更好的死黨

1000
01:16:26,209 --> 01:16:28,668
‪大概吧，但我碰到了你

1001
01:16:32,959 --> 01:16:34,168
‪抱歉，凱文

1002
01:16:36,501 --> 01:16:37,709
‪別跟我道歉

1003
01:17:15,543 --> 01:17:17,126
‪妳差點打破我的頭

1004
01:17:18,168 --> 01:17:20,376
‪而且把我的吉他摔出一個大凹痕

1005
01:17:21,126 --> 01:17:22,668
‪妳的行為很暴力

1006
01:17:23,376 --> 01:17:24,334
‪又捉摸不定

1007
01:17:29,001 --> 01:17:31,126
‪妳絕對是玩重金屬的料

1008
01:17:35,668 --> 01:17:39,293
‪所以，拜託妳

1009
01:17:40,376 --> 01:17:41,751
‪請接受我的道歉

1010
01:17:41,834 --> 01:17:45,168
‪跟我們在樂團爭霸戰痛宰對手？

1011
01:17:56,918 --> 01:17:57,876
‪我…

1012
01:17:57,959 --> 01:17:58,793
‪我不行

1013
01:18:00,126 --> 01:18:01,209
‪艾蜜莉

1014
01:18:02,084 --> 01:18:02,959
‪我還沒準備好

1015
01:18:06,043 --> 01:18:07,043
‪天啊

1016
01:18:23,001 --> 01:18:27,834
‪（就在今夜！樂團爭霸戰）

1017
01:18:33,709 --> 01:18:36,043
‪嬌生慣養，再來是你們

1018
01:18:41,293 --> 01:18:42,126
‪老兄

1019
01:18:43,793 --> 01:18:45,376
‪-老兄？
‪-對不起

1020
01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:46,293
‪你們很棒

1021
01:18:46,376 --> 01:18:48,584
‪我很想再跟你們合作，可是…

1022
01:18:50,543 --> 01:18:51,876
‪我只能玩一個樂團

1023
01:18:54,459 --> 01:18:55,501
‪我帶你們的鼓手來了

1024
01:18:57,209 --> 01:18:58,376
‪他喝醉了嗎？

1025
01:19:01,584 --> 01:19:02,459
‪我能理解

1026
01:19:03,084 --> 01:19:03,918
‪沒關係

1027
01:19:05,584 --> 01:19:06,626
‪嘿，兄弟

1028
01:19:07,209 --> 01:19:10,584
‪派對上的事，我一直想跟你道歉

1029
01:19:10,668 --> 01:19:13,459
‪對，我也要向你道歉，就是…

1030
01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:16,126
‪婚禮的事

1031
01:19:17,293 --> 01:19:18,793
‪-那件事…
‪-那件事很怪

1032
01:19:18,876 --> 01:19:22,334
‪沒錯，很抱歉我罵了你的樂團

1033
01:19:22,834 --> 01:19:23,918
‪你們很棒

1034
01:19:25,959 --> 01:19:27,084
‪很厲害

1035
01:19:28,001 --> 01:19:29,751
‪希望最棒的樂團勝出

1036
01:19:32,084 --> 01:19:34,168
‪所以，你們是二人組？

1037
01:19:36,084 --> 01:19:37,834
‪對，看起來是這樣

1038
01:19:37,918 --> 01:19:39,668
‪像白線條樂團？

1039
01:19:41,293 --> 01:19:42,126
‪對

1040
01:19:42,751 --> 01:19:43,751
‪像白線條樂團

1041
01:19:43,834 --> 01:19:44,668
‪很好

1042
01:19:45,918 --> 01:19:47,376
‪你很幸運有這個人

1043
01:19:49,709 --> 01:19:50,543
‪沒有錯

1044
01:20:25,043 --> 01:20:27,126
‪-喂，我復學了
‪-嘿

1045
01:20:27,209 --> 01:20:28,418
‪歡迎回來，老兄

1046
01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:31,501
‪走，我的新車上有瓶威士忌

1047
01:20:32,084 --> 01:20:35,543
‪謝謝，格倫伍德湖高中，你們太棒了

1048
01:20:35,626 --> 01:20:37,418
‪-我愛你們
‪-尼克斯的彈片很棒

1049
01:20:37,501 --> 01:20:38,584
‪我可以的

1050
01:20:38,668 --> 01:20:40,001
‪我們要大顯身手

1051
01:20:40,084 --> 01:20:41,459
‪對，但聽起來呢？

1052
01:20:41,543 --> 01:20:43,793
‪沒有低音，沒有和弦，沒有重複樂段

1053
01:20:44,668 --> 01:20:46,418
‪聽起來會像是…

1054
01:20:46,918 --> 01:20:48,334
‪爵士

1055
01:20:48,834 --> 01:20:49,751
‪之類的

1056
01:21:25,084 --> 01:21:25,918
‪我準備好了

1057
01:21:26,626 --> 01:21:27,543
‪妹子

1058
01:21:30,709 --> 01:21:31,751
‪我們上吧

1059
01:21:32,959 --> 01:21:35,459
‪一、二、三

1060
01:21:35,543 --> 01:21:37,376
‪-幹骷髏！
‪-幹骷髏！

1061
01:21:38,293 --> 01:21:41,084
‪不行，這個名字不行，要改掉

1062
01:21:41,834 --> 01:21:44,543
‪不能改，已經漆在鼓面上了

1063
01:21:44,626 --> 01:21:47,043
‪你們不能帶這種鼓進去，所以…

1064
01:21:55,876 --> 01:21:56,709
‪哎呀

1065
01:21:58,584 --> 01:22:02,209
‪-伊萊，幫我一個忙
‪-沒問題，艾蜜莉，要幫什麼忙？

1066
01:22:02,293 --> 01:22:03,751
‪我要進去美術室

1067
01:22:06,751 --> 01:22:10,501
‪先生小姐，掌聲歡迎骷髏花

1068
01:22:11,293 --> 01:22:14,001
‪（骷髏花）

1069
01:22:32,168 --> 01:22:33,834
‪這首歌

1070
01:22:34,543 --> 01:22:35,709
‪講述的是

1071
01:22:36,209 --> 01:22:41,459
‪折磨機械！

1072
01:23:44,834 --> 01:23:47,668
‪母親讓我血流如注

1073
01:23:47,751 --> 01:23:50,668
‪放血讓我夢想幻滅

1074
01:23:50,751 --> 01:23:54,793
‪父親對孩子的呼喚充耳不聞

1075
01:23:54,876 --> 01:23:57,918
‪那不是杭特席維斯特和凱文史萊嗎？

1076
01:23:58,418 --> 01:24:01,084
‪還有那個叫什麼的
‪單簧管吹很爛的女生

1077
01:24:01,668 --> 01:24:03,459
‪我們原本有機會加入的

1078
01:24:04,793 --> 01:24:07,376
‪我為大家打造的

1079
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,876
‪折磨機械

1080
01:24:10,668 --> 01:24:12,376
‪折磨機械

1081
01:24:13,126 --> 01:24:14,751
‪折磨機械

1082
01:24:14,834 --> 01:24:16,126
‪難聽死了

1083
01:24:16,209 --> 01:24:18,126
‪折磨機械

1084
01:24:18,793 --> 01:24:21,668
‪折磨機械

1085
01:24:21,751 --> 01:24:23,668
‪折磨機械

1086
01:24:24,501 --> 01:24:27,293
‪折磨機械

1087
01:24:28,043 --> 01:24:28,876
‪老兄

1088
01:24:29,959 --> 01:24:30,959
‪不要

1089
01:24:44,459 --> 01:24:46,126
‪耶，金屬！

1090
01:24:59,126 --> 01:25:01,584
‪痛苦的齒輪在運轉

1091
01:25:01,668 --> 01:25:04,126
‪剃刀主發條在旋轉

1092
01:25:04,626 --> 01:25:05,626
‪拉下操縱桿

1093
01:25:05,709 --> 01:25:08,209
‪衝床開始撞擊

1094
01:25:09,959 --> 01:25:12,918
‪首先把你的畢業舞會王冠壓碎

1095
01:25:13,001 --> 01:25:15,459
‪變成一桶廢鐵

1096
01:25:15,543 --> 01:25:18,626
‪這是我為每個人打造的

1097
01:25:18,709 --> 01:25:21,293
‪我為大家打造的

1098
01:25:21,376 --> 01:25:24,209
‪折磨機械

1099
01:25:24,293 --> 01:25:26,001
‪折磨機械

1100
01:25:26,918 --> 01:25:29,751
‪折磨機械

1101
01:25:29,834 --> 01:25:31,501
‪折磨機械

1102
01:25:33,043 --> 01:25:35,584
‪折磨機械

1103
01:25:35,668 --> 01:25:37,668
‪折磨機械

1104
01:25:38,251 --> 01:25:41,126
‪折磨機械

1105
01:25:41,209 --> 01:25:45,543
‪我為大家打造的

1106
01:25:52,793 --> 01:25:56,293
‪我為大家打造的

1107
01:26:56,543 --> 01:26:57,751
‪幹

1108
01:26:58,668 --> 01:26:59,584
‪幹

1109
01:27:06,626 --> 01:27:07,834
‪好慘

1110
01:27:09,793 --> 01:27:10,876
‪糟糕

1111
01:27:18,459 --> 01:27:20,626
‪叫救護車，快叫救護車

1112
01:27:20,709 --> 01:27:22,918
‪杭特，別看你的腿，好嗎？

1113
01:27:37,918 --> 01:27:39,084
‪我的腳趾好麻

1114
01:27:40,043 --> 01:27:42,293
‪扭動一下，小趾頭，快動起來

1115
01:27:56,668 --> 01:27:59,001
‪他媽的琴弓壞掉了

1116
01:27:59,668 --> 01:28:02,126
‪-哎喲，喂
‪-對不起

1117
01:28:05,751 --> 01:28:06,668
‪好多了

1118
01:28:24,751 --> 01:28:26,251
‪恭喜

1119
01:28:26,334 --> 01:28:27,459
‪銅牌得主

1120
01:28:27,959 --> 01:28:29,626
‪銀牌得主

1121
01:28:29,709 --> 01:28:30,918
‪我們第二名

1122
01:28:32,584 --> 01:28:34,501
‪看來你爆紅了

1123
01:28:35,084 --> 01:28:37,418
‪（樂團爭霸戰大混亂，骷髏花凋零）

1124
01:28:37,543 --> 01:28:38,543
‪至少

1125
01:28:39,168 --> 01:28:40,334
‪我沒被逮捕

1126
01:28:41,376 --> 01:28:42,209
‪所以

1127
01:28:43,459 --> 01:28:44,418
‪有進步？

1128
01:28:45,293 --> 01:28:46,126
‪嗯

1129
01:28:47,334 --> 01:28:48,959
‪見報就是好事吧？

1130
01:28:53,793 --> 01:28:54,959
‪好了

1131
01:28:56,209 --> 01:28:57,126
‪我要去約會

1132
01:28:57,209 --> 01:28:59,418
‪對，她是兒科醫生

1133
01:29:00,168 --> 01:29:01,834
‪奶很大，天生的

1134
01:29:01,918 --> 01:29:03,709
‪不是我的客人

1135
01:29:09,084 --> 01:29:10,543
‪我們竟然輸了

1136
01:29:11,376 --> 01:29:13,668
‪（樂團爭霸戰冠軍，嬌生慣養）

1137
01:29:15,126 --> 01:29:16,584
‪沒有關係

1138
01:29:17,459 --> 01:29:20,626
‪他們是好人
‪大家表明心意了，這是他們要的

1139
01:29:21,543 --> 01:29:22,918
‪去他們的

1140
01:29:23,418 --> 01:29:25,043
‪他們全都去死吧

1141
01:29:25,126 --> 01:29:27,251
‪以後大家會記得誰？我們

1142
01:29:27,334 --> 01:29:29,168
‪頭條是我們的新聞

1143
01:29:29,251 --> 01:29:31,918
‪-我們很棒
‪-不對，我們超級厲害

1144
01:29:32,001 --> 01:29:34,334
‪妳的前奏超屌的，妹子

1145
01:29:34,418 --> 01:29:37,251
‪沒錯，簡直是馬友友上身

1146
01:29:37,334 --> 01:29:39,501
‪-你的獨奏…
‪-真不是蓋的

1147
01:29:39,584 --> 01:29:41,543
‪但這個王八蛋呢？

1148
01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:44,834
‪我的男人用他的雙大鼓老二
‪狠打他們的臉

1149
01:29:47,751 --> 01:29:49,793
‪沒錯，就是這樣

1150
01:29:51,251 --> 01:29:52,126
‪你們知道嗎？

1151
01:29:52,626 --> 01:29:55,751
‪讓他們去跟風吧，風潮來來去去

1152
01:29:55,834 --> 01:29:56,918
‪但我們不會

1153
01:29:57,459 --> 01:29:58,293
‪我們會永垂不朽

1154
01:29:58,376 --> 01:30:00,876
‪我們嶄露頭角了
‪大家知道我們的名字了

1155
01:30:02,001 --> 01:30:03,376
‪我們是骷髏花

1156
01:30:03,959 --> 01:30:05,459
‪骷髏花！

1157
01:30:06,043 --> 01:30:07,168
‪幹，我們超屌

1158
01:36:46,584 --> 01:36:48,209
‪字幕翻譯：黃英哲