1 00:00:01,947 --> 00:00:04,218 CHRISSY: Are you sure we should do our project on a whale? 2 00:00:04,285 --> 00:00:06,089 What about all the cooler unsolved mysteries, 3 00:00:06,155 --> 00:00:07,726 like people who jog for fun? 4 00:00:07,792 --> 00:00:10,163 - This isn't just any whale. This is 52. 5 00:00:10,230 --> 00:00:12,268 He spent his life calling out at 52 hertz, 6 00:00:12,334 --> 00:00:15,240 which is too high a frequency for other whales to hear. 7 00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:17,177 - Sounds like his life's a beach. 8 00:00:17,244 --> 00:00:19,248 Hey-oh! Ha. Still workshopping that one. 9 00:00:19,315 --> 00:00:21,019 - Well, maybe the song isn't for other whales. 10 00:00:21,085 --> 00:00:22,454 You know, it's just for himself. 11 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,758 - It's like when I sing Stevie Nicks while 12 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,260 eating a sub at Hamboni's-- 13 00:00:25,327 --> 00:00:26,797 it's for me, and everyone else can-- 14 00:00:26,864 --> 00:00:28,099 BOTH: Stand back. 15 00:00:28,166 --> 00:00:29,503 - Wait, you sing at the Hamboni's? 16 00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:31,272 - Yeah, man, their subs are ridick. 17 00:00:31,339 --> 00:00:33,578 AMALIA: Dinner's ready! 18 00:00:33,644 --> 00:00:36,149 Chrissy, Benny has told us so much about you. 19 00:00:36,216 --> 00:00:38,119 Did you pass your algebra test retake? 20 00:00:38,186 --> 00:00:39,523 - Mom. - Oh, my God, yeah, wow. 21 00:00:39,590 --> 00:00:41,259 [chuckles] I did. - Oh--sorry. 22 00:00:41,326 --> 00:00:42,996 I tell my parents everything. - Nah, that's OK. 23 00:00:43,063 --> 00:00:44,332 - Congrats. 24 00:00:44,398 --> 00:00:45,668 Miss Kim can be cold-blooded when grading, 25 00:00:45,735 --> 00:00:46,904 but I guess all lizard people are like that. 26 00:00:46,971 --> 00:00:47,906 - Ay, no. 27 00:00:47,973 --> 00:00:49,208 [laughter] 28 00:00:49,275 --> 00:00:50,377 Don't worry about eating too much. 29 00:00:50,444 --> 00:00:52,147 We have plenty left over. 30 00:00:52,214 --> 00:00:53,884 So if you want seconds, or third, or fourths-- 31 00:00:53,951 --> 00:00:55,822 - Our mom likes to have us all split our pants. 32 00:00:55,888 --> 00:00:57,091 It's the Filipino way. 33 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,594 - It's the Amalia way. [laughter] 34 00:00:58,661 --> 00:01:00,765 - Oh, you two. - I love this. 35 00:01:00,832 --> 00:01:02,502 It's like I'm in an ABC sitcom. 36 00:01:02,569 --> 00:01:04,338 [sinister music and chortling] 37 00:01:04,405 --> 00:01:07,044 - You better not go for a second helping, fat boy. 38 00:01:07,111 --> 00:01:09,716 You think Chrissy wants a boy with a paunch like that? 39 00:01:09,783 --> 00:01:13,491 Even if you sucked it in you'd just push out your man boobs. 40 00:01:13,557 --> 00:01:14,893 [sinister laugh] 41 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:16,462 - No boobs! - Say what? 42 00:01:16,530 --> 00:01:18,567 - I mean, no boos, only yays 43 00:01:18,634 --> 00:01:20,838 because this meal was A-plus, Mom. 44 00:01:20,905 --> 00:01:23,243 [chuckles] And it was so great, I'm done. 45 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:25,280 May I please be excused to feed Otis? 46 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:28,788 - I gotta be honest, between the fresh food 47 00:01:28,854 --> 00:01:30,257 and the reusable plates, 48 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:31,927 I feel like I'm in a five-star restaurant. 49 00:01:31,994 --> 00:01:33,598 - Is everything OK at home? 50 00:01:33,664 --> 00:01:35,133 - No. 51 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,204 I'm just kidding. Ha ha! Sort of. 52 00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:39,175 May I be excused to help Bennigan feed Otis? 53 00:01:39,241 --> 00:01:40,310 - Of course. 54 00:01:40,377 --> 00:01:41,914 Get some gloves though. He snaps. 55 00:01:41,981 --> 00:01:43,751 Otis, not Bennigan. 56 00:01:43,818 --> 00:01:45,888 BENNIGAN: [coughing] 57 00:01:45,955 --> 00:01:47,626 No more. 58 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:49,228 I've done enough. I'm done. 59 00:01:49,295 --> 00:01:50,464 [toilet flushes] 60 00:01:50,531 --> 00:01:52,736 Oh, Chrissy, hi. Hello. 61 00:01:52,802 --> 00:01:55,073 - Hey, I was coming to help you with Otis. 62 00:01:55,140 --> 00:01:56,309 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 63 00:01:56,376 --> 00:01:57,912 Yeah, let's feed that reptilian fiend. Ha. 64 00:01:57,979 --> 00:01:59,583 - Uh...you OK? 65 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,386 - As OK as the classic and underperformed 66 00:02:01,452 --> 00:02:02,889 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical. 67 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,394 [both chuckle awkwardly] 68 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,997 AMALIA: You sure you don't want anything else? 69 00:02:07,064 --> 00:02:08,501 Some soda cans? A popcorn machine? 70 00:02:08,567 --> 00:02:10,538 Iggy, give the girl our fruit bowl. 71 00:02:10,605 --> 00:02:13,310 - No, no, I'm fine. Thank you for having me over. 72 00:02:13,376 --> 00:02:15,314 Now I won't have to scrounge for food at the 7-Eleven 73 00:02:15,380 --> 00:02:16,984 for a whole other week. 74 00:02:17,051 --> 00:02:18,688 Ha, ha, ha, just joshing, kind of. 75 00:02:18,754 --> 00:02:19,756 Thanks again. 76 00:02:19,823 --> 00:02:22,862 [eerie music] 77 00:02:22,929 --> 00:02:24,432 Hmm. 78 00:02:26,804 --> 00:02:28,406 [whoosh] 79 00:02:32,147 --> 00:02:34,318 - [hums] 80 00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:37,424 CHRISSY AS LIZARD: Whoa, that can't be. 81 00:02:37,492 --> 00:02:38,661 BENNIGAN: A self-portrait-- no better way 82 00:02:38,728 --> 00:02:40,230 to face the truth about yourself 83 00:02:40,297 --> 00:02:41,332 and try to change who you are. 84 00:02:41,399 --> 00:02:42,769 CHRISSY AS LIZARD: Damn. 85 00:02:42,836 --> 00:02:44,973 - Could use a couple more inches of fat gut. 86 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,744 CHRISSY AS LIZARD: I gotta help him. 87 00:02:46,810 --> 00:02:48,981 Holy shit, do lizards have two penises? 88 00:02:49,048 --> 00:02:51,987 [dramatic music] 89 00:02:52,054 --> 00:02:55,027 ♪♪ ♪♪ 90 00:02:55,093 --> 00:02:56,462 [crickets chirping] 91 00:02:56,530 --> 00:02:58,701 [knife scraping] - Hey, Mom, I have a question. 92 00:02:58,768 --> 00:03:01,774 Let's say I have a friend who may or may not have a problem. 93 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,209 - A friend, huh? 94 00:03:03,276 --> 00:03:04,513 You don't have to speak in code, honey. 95 00:03:04,579 --> 00:03:06,115 Masturbation is perfectly natural. 96 00:03:06,182 --> 00:03:08,554 And girls can do it too. - What? Eew! No! 97 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:10,658 - It's a necessary destressor, and you can do it anywhere-- 98 00:03:10,725 --> 00:03:12,294 - Jesus. Never mind. Forget it. - --in bed, in the school 99 00:03:12,361 --> 00:03:13,764 bathroom, before a test. 100 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,837 - Hey, Snake with Arms, my dad around? 101 00:03:16,904 --> 00:03:19,041 I got this friend I want to help and thought maybe 102 00:03:19,108 --> 00:03:20,545 there was a power that-- 103 00:03:24,251 --> 00:03:27,157 - Wait, that's not-- what is everyone's obsession with-- 104 00:03:28,059 --> 00:03:31,032 - Come on, don't you want to chew your yeti bone 105 00:03:31,099 --> 00:03:32,836 or fetch your gorgon balls? 106 00:03:32,902 --> 00:03:35,373 Snake with Arms, I told you to leave me alone. 107 00:03:38,146 --> 00:03:39,616 - Flicking the bean already? 108 00:03:39,683 --> 00:03:42,154 God damn it, I can't deal with this shit right now. 109 00:03:42,221 --> 00:03:44,058 She-she can't see me like this. 110 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,193 Tell her to go to my study. 111 00:03:45,260 --> 00:03:46,730 She'll find what she needs there. 112 00:03:46,797 --> 00:03:49,536 It ain't me, but it's the next best thing. 113 00:03:53,376 --> 00:03:55,615 - My dad journals? 114 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:01,560 [door slams] 115 00:04:01,627 --> 00:04:05,033 [suspenseful music] 116 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:09,876 ♪♪ ♪♪ 117 00:04:09,943 --> 00:04:11,179 - Hello, Satan. 118 00:04:11,245 --> 00:04:13,283 Which of your glorious musings would you like 119 00:04:13,349 --> 00:04:15,253 to revisit today, hot stuff? 120 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,024 - How do I, um, change-- 121 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,359 - I heard change. 122 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:22,869 I have 2,503,859 volumes on changing-- 123 00:04:25,942 --> 00:04:27,512 Changing the game, 124 00:04:27,579 --> 00:04:29,148 a new way to fart without sound. 125 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:32,020 I think I changed the past and fucked everything up-- 126 00:04:32,087 --> 00:04:33,456 wait, no. 127 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:34,793 I just don't remember that chair there. 128 00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:36,195 - Let me finish. 129 00:04:36,262 --> 00:04:38,834 How do I change the way someone thinks about themselves? 130 00:04:38,901 --> 00:04:40,872 - How to change the way someone 131 00:04:40,938 --> 00:04:42,074 thinks about themselves. 132 00:04:42,141 --> 00:04:43,744 Closest match-- 133 00:04:43,811 --> 00:04:45,313 changing minds, A satanic discovery 134 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:48,253 on manipulation and how to make soft-brained losers 135 00:04:48,319 --> 00:04:49,589 give you shit. 136 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,960 - Well, I guess that's the closest I'll get. 137 00:04:52,027 --> 00:04:55,902 [rumbling] 138 00:04:55,968 --> 00:04:57,371 [clink, ching] 139 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:01,947 CHRISSY AND SATAN: "735 BC, mercury phase." 140 00:05:02,014 --> 00:05:04,485 SATAN: Rolling hard at King Midas's 141 00:05:04,553 --> 00:05:06,523 when I come across this golden toilet, 142 00:05:06,590 --> 00:05:08,393 most beautiful thing I've ever seen. 143 00:05:08,459 --> 00:05:09,996 Fucker wouldn't give it to me. 144 00:05:10,063 --> 00:05:12,000 So I used a new trick to convince him 145 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:15,040 that everything he touches is gold. 146 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,643 Ha, what a ding dong. 147 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:18,614 He's so busy thinking he's turning things into gold, 148 00:05:18,681 --> 00:05:20,852 he gave me this solid gold shitter. 149 00:05:20,918 --> 00:05:25,795 I think I'll call this new trick Mind Mess-em-ups. 150 00:05:25,862 --> 00:05:27,765 - Bingo. 151 00:05:27,832 --> 00:05:29,068 [whimpers] 152 00:05:29,134 --> 00:05:30,370 - [sighs] 153 00:05:30,437 --> 00:05:32,040 I guess I knew this day was coming. 154 00:05:33,944 --> 00:05:35,413 - Never show weakness. 155 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,119 The only pain that matters is the pain you inflict, 156 00:05:38,186 --> 00:05:40,390 Varsity Blues. 157 00:05:41,225 --> 00:05:43,898 Hey, Snakey, uh, I, uh... 158 00:05:45,433 --> 00:05:47,872 Shut up and fuck off. 159 00:05:49,876 --> 00:05:52,080 [whimpers] 160 00:05:52,147 --> 00:05:53,884 - All right, I'll call her. 161 00:05:53,951 --> 00:05:55,487 - OK, Chrissy, you got this. Let's do it. 162 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,157 Let's save our best friend. [doorbell rings] 163 00:05:57,224 --> 00:05:58,527 BENNIGAN: I'll get it. 164 00:05:58,594 --> 00:05:59,529 SATAN: First, you want to square your hips 165 00:05:59,596 --> 00:06:01,533 to establish dominance. 166 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,571 - Chrissy, to what do I owe the pleasure? 167 00:06:03,637 --> 00:06:05,307 - I got you the latest issue of your favorite comic, 168 00:06:05,373 --> 00:06:08,747 The Roo-Stars, to remind you that you're not alone. 169 00:06:08,814 --> 00:06:11,352 - Chrissy, that's so clucking nice of you. 170 00:06:11,419 --> 00:06:12,689 - I do have one more thing for you. 171 00:06:12,755 --> 00:06:14,826 SATAN: Rapid burp their name three times. 172 00:06:14,893 --> 00:06:16,863 - [burping] Bennigan, Bennigan, Bennigan. 173 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:20,036 SATAN: Then stare into their eyes and yell with authority. 174 00:06:20,103 --> 00:06:21,807 CHRISSY AND SATAN: Mind mess 'em ups! 175 00:06:21,873 --> 00:06:25,113 SATAN: Next, recite mantra that summarizes 176 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:27,117 what you want them to experience. 177 00:06:27,184 --> 00:06:29,689 For example, you will see blades of grass 178 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,593 as little dicks. [chuckles] 179 00:06:31,660 --> 00:06:34,031 - You will see the beauty in everything. 180 00:06:39,475 --> 00:06:40,511 - [humming] 181 00:06:40,578 --> 00:06:42,649 - Oh, family sculpture time. 182 00:06:42,715 --> 00:06:45,153 [singsong] Now let's see what Benny sees. 183 00:06:46,857 --> 00:06:48,159 Yes. Ha ha. 184 00:06:48,226 --> 00:06:52,334 - In the mind of every artist, there is a masterpiece. 185 00:06:52,401 --> 00:06:54,271 - [humming] 186 00:06:54,338 --> 00:06:55,741 Ugh. 187 00:06:55,808 --> 00:06:57,477 I knew nothing good ever comes from flossing. 188 00:06:57,545 --> 00:06:58,948 - I'll give you something to floss with. 189 00:06:59,014 --> 00:07:01,085 - I'm hanging up. - Just wait, you shrill cow. 190 00:07:01,152 --> 00:07:02,287 It's important. 191 00:07:02,354 --> 00:07:03,791 Bark Woofalo is dying. 192 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,393 - Wait, what? He must have died years ago. 193 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:06,863 What are you talking about? - He didn't. 194 00:07:06,930 --> 00:07:08,567 His soul's been living in the body of a hellhound 195 00:07:08,634 --> 00:07:10,070 for the past 13 years. 196 00:07:10,136 --> 00:07:12,942 - Fucking God-- you body swapped our dog? 197 00:07:13,009 --> 00:07:14,779 - I was in need of companionship 198 00:07:14,846 --> 00:07:17,619 because some psycho bitch kidnapped my newborn daughter. 199 00:07:17,685 --> 00:07:19,088 - King of revisionist history over here. 200 00:07:19,154 --> 00:07:20,190 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 201 00:07:20,256 --> 00:07:22,127 Anyway, hellhounds are eternal. 202 00:07:22,194 --> 00:07:23,831 But earthly dog souls aren't. 203 00:07:23,897 --> 00:07:26,903 They're too pure to live in a corporeal body for too long, 204 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:29,542 and it's time for Woofalo to move on. 205 00:07:29,609 --> 00:07:32,080 But the dog won't fucking die, OK? 206 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,651 And I think-- 207 00:07:33,717 --> 00:07:35,286 I think he's holding out because he wants to see you. 208 00:07:35,353 --> 00:07:36,923 - Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure. 209 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,763 Yeah, our dog, in a hellhound, wants to see me. 210 00:07:39,829 --> 00:07:41,933 - See? Here he is, OK? 211 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,403 - Oh, that could be any hellhound. 212 00:07:43,469 --> 00:07:44,539 - Look, I don't give a shit. 213 00:07:44,606 --> 00:07:45,908 I prefer you don't come anyway. 214 00:07:45,975 --> 00:07:47,177 - Wait, hold on. 215 00:07:47,244 --> 00:07:49,616 Wait, you and Satan had a dog together? 216 00:07:49,683 --> 00:07:51,520 That's a massive reveal. 217 00:07:51,586 --> 00:07:53,489 - Bark Woofalo was a puppy we found together. 218 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:56,095 We were high on reindeer urine. We had just watched Zodiac, 219 00:07:56,162 --> 00:07:57,699 and Mark Ruffalo was so damn good in it-- 220 00:07:57,765 --> 00:07:58,801 Doesn't matter-- this is a trap 221 00:07:58,867 --> 00:08:00,070 to lure me into and kill me. 222 00:08:00,136 --> 00:08:01,640 - What if it's not? 223 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:02,942 This could be your chance to say goodbye 224 00:08:03,009 --> 00:08:04,411 to the puppy you left behind. 225 00:08:04,478 --> 00:08:05,748 - What do you know, Erwin? 226 00:08:05,815 --> 00:08:07,217 I've seen you eat a slice of tomato 227 00:08:07,284 --> 00:08:09,321 that fell onto the floor of a Dollar Store bathroom. 228 00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:10,491 - I guess some people have never 229 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:11,727 heard of the five second rule. 230 00:08:11,793 --> 00:08:14,031 But all right, you can kiss my ass. 231 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,743 [school bell rings] 232 00:08:21,178 --> 00:08:22,347 [cheerful music] 233 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,853 - Good day, Santa, other Santa. 234 00:08:25,554 --> 00:08:28,994 Ooh, thank you, Santa. 235 00:08:29,061 --> 00:08:30,898 [squeaking] Tiny Santas. 236 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:44,258 [Bennigan gags, vomits] 237 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:45,695 CHRISSY AS RAT: Oh, no. 238 00:08:45,761 --> 00:08:48,600 - [coughing, vomiting] 239 00:08:48,667 --> 00:08:51,038 [evil laughter] 240 00:08:51,105 --> 00:08:52,575 EVIL BENNIGAN: Do you think that purging after eating 241 00:08:52,642 --> 00:08:54,512 two full trays of crap-a-teria food 242 00:08:54,579 --> 00:08:55,848 is going to work, fat boy? 243 00:08:55,915 --> 00:08:57,184 BENNIGAN: Why don't you shut the hell up? 244 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,821 - What is going on? 245 00:08:58,887 --> 00:09:00,925 - I'll shut up when you grow up, piggy. 246 00:09:00,991 --> 00:09:02,795 You know you'll never look like your brother. 247 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:04,331 - Stop! Why can't I cancel you? 248 00:09:04,398 --> 00:09:06,737 - Well, you could put down the fork every once in a while, 249 00:09:06,803 --> 00:09:08,372 Tubs, but we both know you won't. 250 00:09:08,439 --> 00:09:10,143 So I'd say you'd need a miracle. 251 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:13,049 And I don't see Kurt Russell acting as a coach 252 00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:15,788 to a group of hotheaded college all-star hockey players, 253 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,525 [voice deepens] so you're stuck with me forever. 254 00:09:17,592 --> 00:09:20,698 [evil laughter] 255 00:09:20,765 --> 00:09:23,002 I gotta be honest. I didn't like that movie. 256 00:09:23,069 --> 00:09:24,873 - Miracle? Oh, I actually really liked it. 257 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:26,409 I'm a sucker for Patricia Clarkson. 258 00:09:26,475 --> 00:09:29,081 EVIL BENNIGAN: Well, she's her generation's Joan Fontaine. 259 00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:32,722 - [roaring] 260 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,861 All right, bitch, it ends today. 261 00:09:37,498 --> 00:09:39,134 Huh. Guess this wasn't a ruse. 262 00:09:39,201 --> 00:09:41,105 [knife clatters] Who did I just kill? 263 00:09:41,172 --> 00:09:42,875 - The veterinarian. 264 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,683 - Hey, boy. 265 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,085 - [whimpers] 266 00:09:48,152 --> 00:09:51,660 - The last toy I gave him, Mixologist Mike. 267 00:09:51,726 --> 00:09:53,396 - OK, reunion's over. Let's go. 268 00:09:53,463 --> 00:09:55,033 - Go? Go where? 269 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:58,339 - The Isle of Wepwawet where all dog souls come into being. 270 00:09:58,406 --> 00:10:00,744 And if they're on the beaches of Wepwawet when they die, 271 00:10:00,811 --> 00:10:02,682 their soul particles get recycled 272 00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:04,384 into new dog souls on Earth. 273 00:10:04,451 --> 00:10:05,888 - Oh, you're into recycling now, 274 00:10:05,955 --> 00:10:07,758 the guy who jacks off to oil spills? 275 00:10:07,825 --> 00:10:09,461 - Are you coming or not? 276 00:10:09,529 --> 00:10:11,165 - There's always a twist with you. 277 00:10:11,232 --> 00:10:12,702 - [whimpering] 278 00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:15,674 - What the hell did I do wrong? 279 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,177 Bennigan, hey, hi. 280 00:10:17,244 --> 00:10:19,516 I was just studying hard or hardly studying. 281 00:10:19,582 --> 00:10:20,918 - Chrissy, the other day I lied. 282 00:10:20,985 --> 00:10:22,788 - Oh, about what? You don't like the way 283 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:24,324 I roll my Rs when I say "burrito"? 284 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,128 - When I said I was OK as the famed 285 00:10:26,195 --> 00:10:28,901 Pulitzer and Tony Award-winning musical, I wasn't. 286 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:31,272 My life right now feels like a slapstick tragedy, 287 00:10:31,338 --> 00:10:33,242 a much lesser known Broadway musical. 288 00:10:33,309 --> 00:10:34,478 - I haven't heard of any of these, so I-- 289 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:35,648 - I don't like the way I look. 290 00:10:35,714 --> 00:10:36,983 And sometimes I make myself retch. 291 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,452 And then I feel worse about myself, 292 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:40,356 and it's an unending spiral. 293 00:10:40,423 --> 00:10:41,893 You're the first person I told. 294 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,764 - I'm so sorry, Benny. 295 00:10:43,831 --> 00:10:45,099 You haven't told your family? 296 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,670 They're so sweet. - No, they are. 297 00:10:46,736 --> 00:10:48,372 It's just-- it's hard for them to accept 298 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:49,709 that things aren't the ideal. 299 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:51,278 You know what's weird? 300 00:10:51,345 --> 00:10:53,550 Everything in the world has felt oddly beautiful lately. 301 00:10:53,617 --> 00:10:54,719 I assumed the chemical plant 302 00:10:54,786 --> 00:10:56,723 dumped waste into the reservoir again, 303 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,560 but whatever toxins we're drinking, 304 00:10:58,627 --> 00:11:00,430 it's only made me feel worse about myself. 305 00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:02,167 - I wish I could do something to change that. 306 00:11:02,234 --> 00:11:03,804 - Not unless you can change the fact 307 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,206 that my brother can cut diamonds with his glutes 308 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:07,210 and I never will. - Benny, that's not true. 309 00:11:07,277 --> 00:11:08,914 When I look at you, I see a really awesome-- 310 00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:10,918 - Nah, nah, don't worry about it. 311 00:11:13,189 --> 00:11:15,460 - [whimpering] 312 00:11:15,528 --> 00:11:17,364 - So you come here often? 313 00:11:17,430 --> 00:11:18,600 - Announcement, everybody-- 314 00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,604 this impotent old man is accosting me. 315 00:11:20,671 --> 00:11:23,376 - All right, all right, don't come to me the next time 316 00:11:23,442 --> 00:11:24,913 you need a jar opened. 317 00:11:24,979 --> 00:11:26,616 ANNOUNCER: Next stop, Isle of Wepwawet. 318 00:11:26,683 --> 00:11:28,352 Isle of Wepwawet next stop. 319 00:11:28,419 --> 00:11:30,991 [distant barking] 320 00:11:33,530 --> 00:11:36,235 - Look, when pugs fly. 321 00:11:36,302 --> 00:11:40,143 [peaceful music] 322 00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:44,886 ♪♪ ♪♪ 323 00:11:44,953 --> 00:11:47,324 Reminds me of when we took Bark apple picking. 324 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:48,794 That was the first time we beat the shit out 325 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:50,096 of somebody together. 326 00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:51,533 - The guy tried to steal that autumn crisp 327 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,668 right out of my basket. 328 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:54,171 - So you busted his lip. 329 00:11:54,238 --> 00:11:55,841 - And then you broke his ribs. 330 00:11:55,908 --> 00:11:57,878 - Didn't you also key his car? - Oh, yeah. 331 00:11:57,945 --> 00:11:59,448 SATAN: [chuckles] Fuck him. 332 00:11:59,515 --> 00:12:01,252 - [small laugh] 333 00:12:01,318 --> 00:12:03,624 You realize how unfair this is, don't you, 334 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:06,730 making me relive the trauma of losing my dog all over again? 335 00:12:06,796 --> 00:12:07,832 - Lose? You didn't lose him. 336 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:09,167 You abandoned him. 337 00:12:09,234 --> 00:12:11,573 - Oh, the absentee father is going to lecture me 338 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:12,909 about abandonment-- that's rich. 339 00:12:12,975 --> 00:12:14,946 - My daughter was stolen from me. 340 00:12:15,013 --> 00:12:16,148 - You know, what is the real reason 341 00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:19,054 you needed me to come with you? 342 00:12:19,121 --> 00:12:21,025 Oh, shit, you didn't have the guts to watch 343 00:12:21,091 --> 00:12:22,595 Bark Woofalo die alone. 344 00:12:22,662 --> 00:12:24,464 - Oh, this coming from a woman who 345 00:12:24,532 --> 00:12:27,939 spent her entire life literally running from her emotions. 346 00:12:28,005 --> 00:12:29,609 - Says the guy who had his tear ducts removed 347 00:12:29,676 --> 00:12:31,078 because he was terrified of crying. 348 00:12:31,145 --> 00:12:33,215 - You got a real holier-than-thou attitude 349 00:12:33,282 --> 00:12:35,888 for a shitty mom who's only screwed up her kid. 350 00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,357 - Oh, fuck you. 351 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,194 - Fuck you right back. 352 00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:41,365 [both grunting] 353 00:12:44,104 --> 00:12:45,741 [screams] 354 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:47,243 - Why didn't that work? 355 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,314 SATAN: Caveat on this reality warping-- 356 00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:50,884 if their shit is already warped, 357 00:12:50,951 --> 00:12:52,555 you could make it worse. 358 00:12:52,622 --> 00:12:53,957 - Now you tell me. 359 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,828 OK, there has to be a way around this. 360 00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:57,999 Let's find him a miracle. 361 00:12:58,065 --> 00:13:00,537 CHRISSY AND SATAN: "Some banging broad name Charybdis--" 362 00:13:00,604 --> 00:13:02,374 SATAN: --was looking to get stronger, 363 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,146 to help her daddy Poseidon in a war against her uncle Zeus. 364 00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:08,386 Who am I not to intervene in some domestic disputes, 365 00:13:08,452 --> 00:13:10,524 especially with two dipshits I've been wanting 366 00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:12,027 to take out for centuries? 367 00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:14,799 I worked my magic to discover a way to change 368 00:13:14,866 --> 00:13:16,569 the form of things around me. 369 00:13:16,636 --> 00:13:20,544 Now I can level her shit up so she'll destroy Zeus for me. 370 00:13:20,611 --> 00:13:23,449 I call it Matter Move Aroundsy. 371 00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:25,654 Ain't nothing bad happening from this. 372 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,558 - Oh, hell, yeah. 373 00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,796 You may be an unreliable support system in my life, 374 00:13:29,862 --> 00:13:31,966 but damn, these powers are useful. 375 00:13:33,002 --> 00:13:34,237 BENNIGAN: I'll get it. 376 00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:36,241 Oh, hey, Chrissy. 377 00:13:36,308 --> 00:13:38,112 - [burping] Bennigan, Bennigan, Bennigan. 378 00:13:38,179 --> 00:13:40,551 [shouting] Matter Move Aroundsy! 379 00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:44,157 [grunting] Oh, arms, oh, yeah, that's a delt. 380 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:45,360 Six-pack! 381 00:13:45,426 --> 00:13:47,565 ♪♪ ♪♪ 382 00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:49,167 Yeah, buns of steel. 383 00:13:49,234 --> 00:13:52,440 [sighs] Oh, ho, ho, ho! 384 00:13:52,508 --> 00:13:54,846 All right, let's try this again. 385 00:13:56,015 --> 00:13:57,384 BENNIGAN: I'll get it. 386 00:13:57,450 --> 00:13:59,989 Oh, hey, Chrissy! Wow, I just got hit 387 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,291 with some hardcore deja vu. 388 00:14:01,358 --> 00:14:03,062 - Hey, you been working out recently? 389 00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:04,999 - Whoa, I've never noticed that muscle before. 390 00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:06,335 - How about around of mini golf? 391 00:14:06,402 --> 00:14:08,439 - Putter late than never. - Ha! 392 00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:09,675 - [laughs] 393 00:14:09,742 --> 00:14:12,548 - [grunting] 394 00:14:12,615 --> 00:14:14,719 - [barking] 395 00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:16,756 [arf!] [splash] 396 00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,125 - Barky Woof. - [howling] 397 00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:23,002 - Oh, shit, he's headed toward Bad Pussy Falls. 398 00:14:23,069 --> 00:14:24,304 This is all your fault. 399 00:14:24,371 --> 00:14:26,442 - I'm not doing this with you right now, OK? 400 00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:27,645 We have to save Bark. 401 00:14:27,712 --> 00:14:30,216 [Bark whimpering] 402 00:14:31,786 --> 00:14:33,122 Wait, you're the stronger climber. 403 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:34,692 I'm the stronger swimmer. 404 00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:35,728 I'll get Bark Woofalo. 405 00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:36,996 You throw me a tree vine. 406 00:14:37,063 --> 00:14:39,167 - That's weirdly rational. 407 00:14:39,234 --> 00:14:41,773 Don't tell me you're post-menopausal already. 408 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:45,981 [suspenseful music] 409 00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:48,687 - [whimpers] 410 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:53,597 ♪♪ ♪♪ 411 00:14:53,663 --> 00:14:55,868 - Hold on, Woofie! 412 00:14:56,736 --> 00:14:57,705 [distant meow] 413 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,040 [both coughing] 414 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,076 [Bark sighs] 415 00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:01,445 [distant barking] 416 00:15:01,513 --> 00:15:03,717 - Wanna wrestle again? - Shut up. 417 00:15:03,784 --> 00:15:05,153 [doorbell ding] 418 00:15:05,219 --> 00:15:07,123 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Spike's Family Fun Zone. 419 00:15:07,190 --> 00:15:08,660 For your safety, you may be randomly 420 00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,129 selected for a cavity search. 421 00:15:10,196 --> 00:15:12,367 - Whoa, the security's insane in this place. 422 00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:14,505 - Spike, the owner, is ex-military. 423 00:15:14,572 --> 00:15:16,074 When a bunch of raccoons on mescaline 424 00:15:16,141 --> 00:15:17,477 destroyed this place five years ago, 425 00:15:17,545 --> 00:15:19,916 he swore on his fallen soldiers he would 426 00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:21,986 never let it happen again. 427 00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:24,024 - I have five follow-up questions. 428 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,028 SINGERS: ♪♪ Sports, hey, hey ♪♪ 429 00:15:26,095 --> 00:15:27,430 ♪♪ Let's play some sports ♪♪ 430 00:15:27,498 --> 00:15:28,867 - Yeah! - ♪♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪♪ 431 00:15:28,934 --> 00:15:30,470 - Yah! [ding] 432 00:15:30,537 --> 00:15:32,675 SINGERS: ♪♪ Sports, hey, hey ♪♪ 433 00:15:32,741 --> 00:15:34,044 ♪♪ Let's play some sports ♪♪ 434 00:15:34,111 --> 00:15:35,714 - I gotcha, I gotcha! Yah! 435 00:15:35,781 --> 00:15:37,250 Yeah! 436 00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:39,989 SINGERS: ♪♪ Let your hair down and play some ♪♪ 437 00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:41,726 ♪♪ Today ♪♪ 438 00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:42,962 - [wolf whistle] 439 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,499 [giggling] 440 00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:46,468 - [sighs] 441 00:15:46,536 --> 00:15:47,972 [eerie music] 442 00:15:48,038 --> 00:15:50,176 EVIL BENNIGAN: Why don't you just give up, plumpy dumper? 443 00:15:50,243 --> 00:15:51,813 You should do the world a favor and choke 444 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,952 to death on chicken nuggies like the scrubby fuck you are. 445 00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:55,988 - Stop, just stop. 446 00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:57,056 You're being a dick. 447 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,425 - I'm not just a dick. 448 00:15:58,493 --> 00:16:00,831 I am a sick, unlovable blob just like you. 449 00:16:00,898 --> 00:16:03,603 - [moaning] 450 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:06,074 ♪♪ ♪♪ 451 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:11,786 [moaning, groaning] 452 00:16:11,853 --> 00:16:14,224 [screaming] 453 00:16:16,696 --> 00:16:18,065 Is this really happening? 454 00:16:18,132 --> 00:16:19,936 EVIL BENNIGAN: Uh, yeah, yeah. 455 00:16:20,002 --> 00:16:22,407 Our body is eating everything in sight. 456 00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:25,413 - Kobe. 457 00:16:25,479 --> 00:16:27,518 [crashing] [commotion, screaming] 458 00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,555 - [roaring] 459 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,757 - Oh, crap. 460 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,327 SATAN: Much to my chagrin, her body 461 00:16:32,393 --> 00:16:34,364 couldn't sustain demonic aura, and she 462 00:16:34,431 --> 00:16:37,270 kind of became a huge vacuum butthole with teeth. 463 00:16:37,337 --> 00:16:39,241 [chuckles] Pretty fucking wacky. 464 00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:41,411 - Dang it, I really got to read to the end of these. 465 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,681 - [screams] 466 00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:46,488 Hey, buddy, I know it seems like people 467 00:16:46,556 --> 00:16:48,527 are running away from you like you're a monster, 468 00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,697 but they're not. You're great. 469 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:52,000 You're a-- - Monster! 470 00:16:52,066 --> 00:16:54,805 - [groans] 471 00:16:54,872 --> 00:16:57,811 [crowd screaming] 472 00:16:57,878 --> 00:16:59,214 - My life's work! 473 00:16:59,281 --> 00:17:01,619 - OK, I can fix this. 474 00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:03,422 Focus, Chrissy, focus. 475 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:05,092 No, stop. 476 00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:07,230 I'm so sorry, Bennigan. This is my fault. 477 00:17:07,297 --> 00:17:08,667 - You do this to me? 478 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:11,104 - I just wanted to help fix the way you saw yourself. 479 00:17:11,171 --> 00:17:13,008 - Fix me? Fix me? 480 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,313 Because you think I'm disgusting too? 481 00:17:15,379 --> 00:17:17,050 - No, no. That's not it. 482 00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,254 - [groans] - [chuckling] 483 00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:21,593 - Another head? The monster's got a double head now. 484 00:17:21,659 --> 00:17:23,395 - You can all see it too? 485 00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:25,500 - I don't blame them for screaming. 486 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:27,805 You were already terrifying and hideous. 487 00:17:27,871 --> 00:17:29,575 And now look at you. 488 00:17:29,642 --> 00:17:31,445 [sinister laugh] 489 00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:35,687 - Unleash hell. 490 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,127 - [roaring] 491 00:17:39,194 --> 00:17:40,864 SPIKE: Pyramids of Giza, 492 00:17:40,931 --> 00:17:43,570 Christ the Redeemer. 493 00:17:45,239 --> 00:17:47,243 Fire! Hit him with a fastball. 494 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:49,582 - Bennigan, stop, or they'll kill you. 495 00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:50,817 How is this legal? 496 00:17:54,892 --> 00:17:57,898 - Thanks for saving our dog and acknowledging that I'm 497 00:17:57,965 --> 00:17:59,669 actually good at something. 498 00:17:59,735 --> 00:18:01,673 - You're...welcome. 499 00:18:01,739 --> 00:18:03,810 And I think we need to chill on trying to kill 500 00:18:03,877 --> 00:18:05,179 each other every time we meet. 501 00:18:05,246 --> 00:18:07,317 It puts the things we love in danger. 502 00:18:08,018 --> 00:18:09,354 - [whimpers] 503 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,693 - I think it's time. 504 00:18:11,759 --> 00:18:14,665 [gentle music] 505 00:18:14,732 --> 00:18:20,844 ♪♪ ♪♪ 506 00:18:23,282 --> 00:18:24,552 Goodbye, buddy. 507 00:18:24,619 --> 00:18:27,290 I'm going to see you on the face of every puppy. 508 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,629 I know a piece of your soul will be in all of them. 509 00:18:29,695 --> 00:18:33,402 - I think some puppy pom got in my eye or something. 510 00:18:41,218 --> 00:18:42,521 [mysterious sounds] 511 00:18:56,148 --> 00:18:58,052 - [howling] 512 00:18:58,118 --> 00:19:01,291 [all howling] 513 00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:04,331 [somber music] 514 00:19:04,397 --> 00:19:11,345 ♪♪ ♪♪ 515 00:19:23,302 --> 00:19:25,741 [ghostly echoing cries] 516 00:19:25,807 --> 00:19:31,586 ♪♪ ♪♪ 517 00:19:31,652 --> 00:19:32,821 LAURA: Nope. 518 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,426 - Stop hurting him. Please listen to me. 519 00:19:35,494 --> 00:19:38,533 This is all my fault. He's only this way because of me. 520 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,204 - I rebuilt once. I won't do it again. 521 00:19:41,271 --> 00:19:43,175 Let's end this. - OK, I can do something. 522 00:19:43,242 --> 00:19:44,645 What can I do? What can I do? 523 00:19:44,712 --> 00:19:46,582 SATAN: The only way to stop the corruption 524 00:19:46,649 --> 00:19:49,487 is for another subject to absorb the matter themselves. 525 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,492 That's a no for me, dog. 526 00:19:51,559 --> 00:19:53,697 - [burping] Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy. 527 00:19:53,763 --> 00:19:56,836 Absorb-sy warbsy! 528 00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:06,288 - You haven't seen the last of me. 529 00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:09,294 - OK, call off the scud missiles. 530 00:20:11,198 --> 00:20:13,001 - Don't look at me. 531 00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:15,607 - Bennigan, wait. 532 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:17,276 MOM: I told you, honey, mini golf's for freaks. 533 00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:21,986 - Then she tried to make a move on me at the lake. 534 00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,388 It was pathetic. 535 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:24,892 You should have seen it, Snakey. 536 00:20:24,959 --> 00:20:25,961 [thud] 537 00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:28,432 - [moaning] Please help me. 538 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,336 - Is that Bill the Behemoth? 539 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:31,539 If so, I definitely don't know where your 540 00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:34,177 Nymphs Gone Wild DVDs went. 541 00:20:34,244 --> 00:20:36,516 - Matter Move Aroundsy. 542 00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:39,421 - Oh, ha ha, shit, Chrissy? 543 00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:41,191 You got deep into my journals. 544 00:20:41,258 --> 00:20:42,494 Fun stuff, huh? 545 00:20:42,561 --> 00:20:44,330 - Can you please-- 546 00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:46,769 - Yeah, chill. I got you. 547 00:20:46,836 --> 00:20:48,071 Thank you very much. 548 00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:50,510 Oh yeah, Bill exploded. 549 00:20:50,577 --> 00:20:51,879 I keep forgetting. 550 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,917 Snakey, fire up them DVDs. 551 00:20:58,158 --> 00:20:59,895 - Hey. - Hey. 552 00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:02,835 - I know you probably don't want to talk to me right now, 553 00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:04,270 but, um-- 554 00:21:04,337 --> 00:21:05,607 oh, ha. 555 00:21:05,674 --> 00:21:07,043 Um, I was hoping you'd stop me there. 556 00:21:07,110 --> 00:21:08,913 - It seems like you want to tell me something, 557 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:10,282 so I'm listening. 558 00:21:10,349 --> 00:21:11,485 - I-- I shouldn't have inserted myself 559 00:21:11,552 --> 00:21:12,821 into your life like that. 560 00:21:12,888 --> 00:21:14,692 I violated your body and your trust 561 00:21:14,758 --> 00:21:17,564 by trying to change things, and I'm so sorry. 562 00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:22,841 But, hey, on the bright side, it all worked out, kinda. 563 00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:25,446 So are we cool? 564 00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:27,350 - Chrissy, you're my best friend. 565 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,422 But after I told you my secret at school, you didn't stop. 566 00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:32,761 Now everyone knows my private-- 567 00:21:32,828 --> 00:21:33,797 never mind. 568 00:21:33,863 --> 00:21:36,301 - I know, and I feel so awful. 569 00:21:36,368 --> 00:21:39,407 But maybe my dad could help me fix it. 570 00:21:39,474 --> 00:21:41,979 - I finished our project, by the way. 571 00:21:42,046 --> 00:21:44,450 Have a good night, Chrissy. 572 00:21:44,518 --> 00:21:47,490 52 calls out year after year to no response. 573 00:21:47,558 --> 00:21:49,060 There's no reason he would do that 574 00:21:49,127 --> 00:21:51,532 unless no other whales could understand him. 575 00:21:51,599 --> 00:21:52,868 He really must be 576 00:21:52,935 --> 00:21:54,605 the loneliest animal on the planet. 577 00:22:02,486 --> 00:22:04,424 [whooshing] 578 00:22:06,428 --> 00:22:08,098 [rumbling] 579 00:22:08,165 --> 00:22:11,973 [quiet music] 580 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:18,485 ♪♪ ♪♪ 581 00:22:46,341 --> 00:22:48,312 - Excuse me, I'm looking for 582 00:22:48,378 --> 00:22:51,786 a 1/8th diameter spear tip drill bit, 583 00:22:51,852 --> 00:22:53,488 and I can't seem to find it. 584 00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:54,925 Cheaper brand's fine too. 585 00:22:54,992 --> 00:22:56,996 My budget's a little low these days. 586 00:22:57,063 --> 00:22:59,400 I had money stored up for emergencies 587 00:22:59,467 --> 00:23:01,204 and was given a severance pay from the Pope, 588 00:23:01,271 --> 00:23:04,244 so most of my funds are going towards this sort of stuff. 589 00:23:04,310 --> 00:23:05,680 I'm OK, though. 590 00:23:05,747 --> 00:23:07,283 I'm not telling you that to make you feel better. 591 00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:10,523 It's just an instinctive reaction when I see someone 592 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:12,126 confused or pitying me. 593 00:23:12,193 --> 00:23:14,732 I'm now heavily medicated to maintain the pain 594 00:23:14,798 --> 00:23:16,569 of the loss of my dick. 595 00:23:16,636 --> 00:23:18,640 And even though it's affecting the filters in my brain, 596 00:23:18,706 --> 00:23:21,913 like oversharing, I can still pick up on social cues. 597 00:23:21,979 --> 00:23:25,185 But yeah, I'm making a laser to kill a little girl. 598 00:23:25,787 --> 00:23:27,156 - The drill bits are behind you. 599 00:23:27,223 --> 00:23:28,793 - Ah! What do you know? 600 00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:31,431 This is perfect.