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Iting music]
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chrissy: When you said
you were taking me to Spain,
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I thought we'd eat tapas
and stroll the riviera.
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Not watch defenseless animals
get killed.
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- It's just a pit stop!
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Afterwards, we'll hit up
the flamingo thing you wanted.
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- Flamenco.
It's art through dance.
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[bull bellowing]
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- [chuckles]
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[crowd cheering]
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[groans]
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[bull bellowing]
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- now watch your dad
work his magic.
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- [hyperventilating]
satan: Hey, pal.
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You got three punctured organs
and 30 seconds to live.
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Any unfulfilled desires
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from your
tragically short life?
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- [speaking spanish]
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- what if I could give you
that dream after you die?
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That you could have the freedom
to fishbrain and soul grind
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for eternity under my care?
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All you have to do
is sell me your soul.
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- Uh, yeah, don't do it.
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- Just spit here.
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Spit!
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Spit right there. Spit.
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- [yelling]
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[screams]
- jesus christ.
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- Congrats, sweetie.
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You just witnessed
your first soul collection.
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- Yeah, congrats.
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You duped a guy
into signing a contract
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he didn't even read to go
where and do what exactly?
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- I just fulfilled
his ultimate desire.
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- Dude, I've heard
straight preachers
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warn about eternal damnation.
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I've seen little nicky.
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- Western culture's given you
a misguided view
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of how I operate.
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I'm actually very above board,
morally speaking.
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- Then, like, show me
his eternity under your care.
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I mean,
if you want me to consent
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to join a siren seed someday,
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I gotta know
what I'm consenting to, right?
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- Exactly!
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It's about fucking time.
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Come on! Hot damn!
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[rumbling]
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you're gonna love this place
so much,
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you're gonna want
to kill yourself to join!
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Don't yet, okay?
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- Yet?
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[people cheering]
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- welcome to my soul hole.
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Take a whiff.
- What the fuck?
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- The smell
is my favorite part.
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- Sit on me!
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I'm a chaise lounge.
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- Sing billy joel to me.
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It's the only thing
that makes me come.
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- Morally above board, huh?
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- Well, the thing is, you see,
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souls are super valuable
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because they power
the universe.
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This is a tiny collection
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compared to my soul imperium
in hell.
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But I'm seeing steady growth!
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- So you trick innocent people
into signing up
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for this torture porn flophouse
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so you can have more power.
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- Well, it's not torture.
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What you're seeing
is absolute free will.
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Look at our friend over there,
rollerblading around the room.
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Happier than a pig in shit.
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- I guess.
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[creatures snarling]
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what the fuck?
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You call that free will?
- Yeah!
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See, that guy wants
to rollerblade.
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Those guys want
to eat rollerbladers.
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Free will means no limits.
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He'll regenerate eventually.
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- So he can do it
all over again?
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- Yeah, that's the way
it works here.
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- Man, this is some real
messed up libertarian bullshit.
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- Ah, you're being
pretty reductive.
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[alarm blaring]
oh, fuck yes, they're here!
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- Ooh, yeah, I think
that's my cue to skedaddle.
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- No, no, honey--
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- snake with arms said
he'd introduce me
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to the step up franchise.
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And between
a hot, sweaty channing
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and that burger gobbler--
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- the hole can be overwhelming.
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But seeing newbies arrive
will change you forever.
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- Fine.
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But this is your last chance
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before I stan my chan.
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Goddamn, I love that chan.
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[doorbell rings]
laura: Hey.
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- Hey, laura! What's up?
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- Yeah, so I caught irwin
hoarding anger leeches
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for his
substitute teaching gig,
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so I set off a bug bomb
to prevent another infestation.
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Can I crash here for the night?
- Oh.
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Uh, sorry, laur.
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It's-- it's not a good time.
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Try the thompsons.
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Their normcore lifestyle
screams murphy bed.
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- You're the only neighbor
I haven't threatened
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physical violence to, so--
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- ugh, fine. Fine, come on in.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
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Oh, well, you must be exhausted
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from your bug massacre
or whatever.
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Let's get you to bed.
- Bed? It's 8:35.
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- Okay, here's a pillow.
There's the bed.
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You know what to do.
- Ah!
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Hey, darlene--
darlene: Night, laur!
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- What the--
are you kidding me?
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Is this because I wouldn't go
see sade with you?
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[bang]
[yelling]
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hello?
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Darlene?
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Ugh.
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[ominous music]
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okay.
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Holy shit, this place looks
a lot smaller on the outside.
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Ah!
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There we go.
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Mama needs her medicine.
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What do we got here?
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I want that brown stuff.
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- Couple of cubes of ice
in that, please!
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- Ah! [grunts]
[glass shattering]
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- hey, I was saving that
for a special occasion!
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[running footsteps]
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darlene: Gus, are you okay?
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What did she do to you?
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- Gus?
Gus: I'm okay, leeny.
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I just got the bejesus
scared out of me, that's all.
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Made a little piss.
- Wait a minute.
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Darlene, you know this ghost?
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- Laur, this is my husband.
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Ex-husband.
- Who are you?
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A wrestling coach?
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- [cackling]
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- that was good.
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[foghorn blowing]
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chrissy:
Why do all dads like boats?
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Was there a meeting
or something?
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- Wait till you see
how excited they get.
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It's like a baby eating
chocolate for the first time.
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All right, here we go.
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Any minute now.
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Huh.
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Where are my fucking souls?
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- Uh, that might explain it.
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- "dear satan,
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"thanks for the souls.
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"biggleheim will pay
big bucks for them.
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Eat shit.
Marv, the beast guard."
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that backstabbing son of a--
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- who's biggleheim?
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- Biggleheim's not a person.
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It's a place.
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The hub of the soul trade.
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A funhouse trash heap
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where corporate con artists
trick souls
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into eternal suffering
by offering
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roller coaster rides
and branded swag.
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We gotta get my souls back
before it's too late!
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- Those souls sound better off
in biggleheim
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than your soul bowl.
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- Soul hole!
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And didn't you hear what
I just said about biggleheim?
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- Yeah!
Branded swag, roller coasters.
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It sounds cool.
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- Man, your selective hearing
is on fire today.
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It's an evil place, chrissy.
- And this isn't?
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I think you've been sniffing
your own farts
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for way too long.
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- You're gonna wish
you were eating my farts
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once I show you a place
of torture and torment!
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We're going to biggleheim!
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Darlene: Relax your grip, baby.
Good.
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- I thought
both your exes ran off
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with russian catfishers.
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- Oh, that was
hubbies one and two.
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Gus was number three.
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We were in the process
of mending fences
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when he died.
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- One moment,
I'm getting my new
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craigslist business
up and running.
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The next, a weather satellite's
crashing on my head.
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Luck of the slovaks, I guess.
[chuckles]
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- darlene, how long has gus
been here like that?
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- Uh, I noticed he was here
when my broken bidet
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started working again.
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Gus always loved me
with a clean caboose.
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[chuckles]
that was a few months back.
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- Mo--months?
Oh, fuck.
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Darlene: What?
- Ghost can only stay
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on the corporeal plane
for so long
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before they turn into wraiths.
- What?
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- Vengeful spirits who hunt
the living and feed off misery.
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- Oh, that's ridiculous.
Gus couldn't hurt a fly.
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- Show me where you keep
your most precious memories
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from your retionship.
- What? Why?
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- Oh, man.
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Darlene: Uh-oh.
Gus: [groans]
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- he doesn't look good.
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- Man, I'm feeling strange,
leeny.
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Like when I opened
that hookah restaurant
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on top of that open gas line?
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Darlene: Oh!
- Do it now!
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- Just give me a moment
to mourn that hand!
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- Darlene.
- It did things to me
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you'd never believe.
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- Ugh.
- Boom, boom.
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♪ ♪
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announcer:
Welcome to the biggleheim,
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where remarkable souls
like you have the freedom
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to choose your own afterlife.
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♪ ♪
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- milady.
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- No wonder you're so sensitive
about your soul hole, dad.
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I mean, how could anyone
compete with this?
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Satan: Stop!
- What are you doing?
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- We need disguises
to sneak inside.
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You want dibs on being
the big pretzel?
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No? Okay.
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Chrissy: Why are we sneaking?
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- Eh, I'm a rebel
of the industry.
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So much so,
the biggleheim schmucks
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banned me from re-entering
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and revoked
my soul-collecting license.
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Pretty rock and roll, huh?
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- Yeah, the phil spector
part of rock and roll.
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Satan: Phil spector!
I love phil spector.
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I got the christmas album.
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Announcer:
Welcome to biggleheim,
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where your afterlife
awaits you.
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Primordial:
Funky like a chicken?
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You like to fuck chickens?
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- Come to polymelia afterlife
and get a hug.
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Two of them!
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- Wow! Mutton chops? Who knew?
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- So are all these booths run
by real gods?
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- There are no gods, chrissy.
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Some douchebags invented
that concept
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to manipulate naive souls
like yours to their cause.
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These afterlives are run
by eternal beings
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called primordials.
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That's what I am.
258
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Primordial 1:
Slip and slide here.
259
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Primordial 2:
Mormon afterlife over here!
260
00:08:01,431 --> 00:08:03,648
No birth control allowed.
261
00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,600
Chrissy: Seems like these souls
get to live plush,
262
00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,186
peaceful afterlives,
and yours get ripped to shreds.
263
00:08:08,272 --> 00:08:11,606
Announcer: Make some noise
for the biggleheim angels!
264
00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,774
- Whoa!
265
00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:13,808
- Oh, fucking kill me.
266
00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,476
- B-b-b-b-biggleheim!
267
00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:16,578
[electronic music]
268
00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,913
y'all having
a good time tonight?
269
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,414
I can't hear you!
270
00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,949
I said, are you having
a good time tonight or what?
271
00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,200
Yeow!
272
00:08:22,286 --> 00:08:23,368
- ♪ heaven is a place
for each of you ♪
273
00:08:23,453 --> 00:08:25,153
♪ I promise you,
this much is true ♪
274
00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,654
- ♪ so come and join
our paradise ♪
275
00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,323
♪ it's limitless
and really nice ♪
276
00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,991
- ♪ heaven ♪
277
00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,659
♪ the place to be somebody ♪
278
00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,295
♪ in death ♪
279
00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,263
- now, this is an afterlife
where souls would actually
280
00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,598
want to spend eternity.
281
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,968
It's like they're bts
and you're some old guy
282
00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,670
who records bts covers
in their mom's basement.
283
00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,773
- These are the assholes
I was talking about!
284
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:48,193
They're frat boys trying
to make you drink their piss!
285
00:08:48,312 --> 00:08:49,344
Oh!
286
00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,845
There's that rat bastard marv.
287
00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,531
Okay, chrissy, let's go!
288
00:08:52,649 --> 00:08:56,234
Where'd she--I should have
brought the leash.
289
00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,986
- I still don't understand
why I gotta get rid of
290
00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,520
all these precious memories.
291
00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,623
- Most of this stuff is dildos
and gardening tools, darlene.
292
00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,291
- Yeah, that's my entire 40s!
293
00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,744
- Unfinished business
is the reason gus can't go.
294
00:09:05,829 --> 00:09:07,963
He died while trying to mend
your broken marriage.
295
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,464
His unfinished business is you.
296
00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,799
Darlene: That's the sweetest
thing I've ever heard.
297
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,700
Laura: No.
We need to cut all ties
298
00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,586
between you two
so he can cross over.
299
00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:16,204
- Cross over?
I just got settled.
300
00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,040
Leeny-beany-tortellini and I
are doing gangbusters.
301
00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,592
My online business
in ladies' fashion
302
00:09:20,677 --> 00:09:22,594
is gonna get off the ground
any day now.
303
00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:24,379
I can feel it
in my garter belt.
304
00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,898
- Aha! Divorce papers.
Darlene: Oh, god.
305
00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:29,050
- This will help you remember
how much you hated each other.
306
00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,185
- If I didn't know any better,
307
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,053
I'd say this
was unnecessarily cruel.
308
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,905
- Darlene, you called gus
a serial adulterer...
309
00:09:34,024 --> 00:09:35,023
Darlene: Yeah?
- Who cheated on you
310
00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,074
multiple times.
Darlene: Yeah?
311
00:09:36,193 --> 00:09:37,225
- Doesn't that sting?
312
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,577
- It wasn't multiple times,
laura.
313
00:09:38,695 --> 00:09:40,695
It was one time
with multiple people.
314
00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,197
- Actually,
it was multiple times
315
00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,199
with multiple people,
but one family.
316
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,367
Darlene: Lot of sisters.
317
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,567
- Darlene convinced you
that you were
318
00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,703
the star of a truman show-like
experiment
319
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,038
entitled,
what's all the gus about?
320
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,239
- I still stand by that title.
321
00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,674
- But her abuse
did reunite me
322
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,908
with my biological father,
323
00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,844
who then turned out
to be a paid actor!
324
00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,545
- Argh!
- Laura.
325
00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,130
Let's not get our panties
in a bunch.
326
00:09:59,216 --> 00:10:00,849
Speaking of,
the duck pattern pair
327
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,417
you got on
is a real nice choice.
328
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,584
- What the? Why, you
329
00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:04,970
norman bates
peeping motherfucker!
330
00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:07,305
- Stop fighting!
Stop fighting right now, okay?
331
00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:08,807
There is no
unfinished business.
332
00:10:08,892 --> 00:10:09,858
Our love is strong.
333
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,226
Stronger than death!
334
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,227
[thud]
335
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,695
oh, god. Okay.
336
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,032
Let's maybe put unfinished
business back on the table.
337
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,933
Primordial: Thumb realm
is like palm springs.
338
00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,269
Weather's always nice,
and we have a heated pool!
339
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,570
[chuckles]
340
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,205
you're gonna love my afterlife,
little girl.
341
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,374
The email list, by the way,
is really just
342
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,775
a community bulletin
type thing.
343
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,077
We really won't advertise--
344
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,079
satan:
Beat it, you fat fucking toe!
345
00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,947
- Hey, man.
The lady can speak for herself.
346
00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:36,084
- The lady is alive and 13.
347
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,919
- Hmm.
Come find me when you die.
348
00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,288
- Ah, man.
This thumb guy's so cool!
349
00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,424
He runs this, like, resort
with a giant projector
350
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,809
so his souls can watch movies
on the lawn.
351
00:10:44,928 --> 00:10:46,227
You should take some tips!
352
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,812
- You won't make a verbal
agreement with me,
353
00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:49,964
now you're signing up
for other afterlives?
354
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,434
Who knows what dystopian
shitstorm that asshole runs.
355
00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,819
- You trick souls into living
in a pit of agony.
356
00:10:54,938 --> 00:10:55,970
Hanging with that thumb
357
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,822
couldn't be worse
than your soul hole.
358
00:10:57,941 --> 00:10:59,607
- I know you're a kid who
thinks the hereafter
359
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,076
should be sunshine
and ice cream,
360
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,978
and you judge me for being
the genius who created hell.
361
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,581
- If you created hell,
then why aren't you there?
362
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,484
Why are you running a shithole
ambulance chasing on earth?
363
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,420
- Before you came along,
I commanded fear and respect
364
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,655
from every goddamn
belief system ever created!
365
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,291
- And now you're trying
to convince yourself
366
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,293
that you're still on top
because you don't want to admit
367
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,429
you're an outdated fossil!
368
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,548
- I had this stupid idea
that having a child
369
00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:24,832
would make me stronger.
370
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,834
But you're just
too fucking naive!
371
00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,887
You're never gonna get this
until you open your eyes
372
00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:30,505
and experience it.
373
00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,474
Big pretzel out.
374
00:11:34,478 --> 00:11:36,844
Goddamn,
she takes after her mother.
375
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,680
I'm telling you,
I got two of them now.
376
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,681
Creatures: Go, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
377
00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,033
Quick, quick, quick.
378
00:11:42,152 --> 00:11:43,284
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
379
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,037
Quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick.
380
00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:47,539
- My souls!
381
00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:49,040
Marv: All right,
a little bit to the left.
382
00:11:49,159 --> 00:11:51,126
To the left.
Okay, that's great.
383
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,360
Now drop it slow--
384
00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,712
- hey, marv.
385
00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:55,630
Any last word before
I finger your eyes out
386
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,031
and fuck your empty skull?
387
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,216
- Just a couple.
388
00:11:58,335 --> 00:11:59,534
We got him!
389
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,202
Creatures: Quick, quick,
quick, quick.
390
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,421
Michael:
No need to struggle, satan,
391
00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:06,541
'cause we ain't ever gonna
let you go from our hearts.
392
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,626
All: Or our clutches.
393
00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,399
T?
394
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,534
Well, fuck you, dad!
395
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,236
Who's living now?
396
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,538
[phone chimes]
397
00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:22,907
happy hour,
boat to thumb realm at 6:00.
398
00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,659
Free drink ticket.
399
00:12:24,761 --> 00:12:28,079
Huh, I guess I gotta open
my eyes and experience it.
400
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,565
Soul: Oh, no! There's so many
afterlives recruiting me.
401
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,883
It's like, oh,
this is so awkward!
402
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,785
I mean, I was popular
in high school,
403
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,804
but who would have thought I'd
be popular in the afterlife?
404
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,807
[solemn music]
405
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,060
♪ ♪
406
00:12:42,145 --> 00:12:43,127
[buzzing]
- whoa!
407
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,596
What the...
408
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,431
Hmm.
409
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,609
Michael: [laughs]
410
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,078
I didn't recognize you
in that whacked out man-suit.
411
00:13:00,163 --> 00:13:01,412
- Didn't recognize you
412
00:13:01,498 --> 00:13:03,198
without your boss's dick
in your mouth.
413
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,482
- Back in the day,
you would have never
414
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,317
fallen for a trap like this.
415
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,086
All: You're weaker
than ever now.
416
00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:09,087
- I can't believe
your bitch ass
417
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:10,205
sold me out to these jag-offs.
418
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,756
- They offered me my own realm.
419
00:13:11,842 --> 00:13:12,924
It's open concept.
420
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,092
Everything's buffet style.
421
00:13:14,177 --> 00:13:15,460
- Spare me, shitbag!
422
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,962
- [yelling]
423
00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:22,801
- shit's about to get biblical,
bitches.
424
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,002
Thumb: Chrissy!
So glad to see you dead.
425
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,138
Chrissy: Oh, this place
is so great and classy!
426
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,224
- Hey, everybody.
This is chrissy.
427
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,508
She's here for pool hour.
428
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,610
- Why do they all look
like thumbs?
429
00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:34,028
- Here in thumb realm,
we all take on
430
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,847
the one true and pure form.
431
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:39,117
All is balanced,
fair, peaceful.
432
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,020
- That thumb get too much sun?
433
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,289
- Pool time is over!
434
00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:45,523
Game time!
435
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,575
Why don't we show chrissy
thumb print?
436
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,546
Chrissy,
you're gonna love this.
437
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:55,133
I present the great thumb!
438
00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:57,502
It measures our love
for thumbness!
439
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,204
- Huh. Okay.
440
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:03,040
- Who wants to go first?
441
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,676
How about you?
442
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,644
- Oh, uh.
Yes, of course, thumb.
443
00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,546
No problem.
444
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,549
[dramatic music]
445
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,884
♪ ♪
446
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,152
- this is a dybbuk box.
447
00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:15,219
It won't cure him,
but it sure as shit
448
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,521
will contain him forever.
449
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,605
- I don't know, laura.
450
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,157
I already put gus
in one wooden box.
451
00:14:19,242 --> 00:14:20,692
I--I don't want to do it again.
452
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,660
- Break it off, darlene!
- I can't!
453
00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:24,662
Even the bad memories seem
not so bad now.
454
00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:27,165
- You're romanticizing
a toxic relationship.
455
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,534
- Okay, and you and satan
didn't have good times?
456
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,169
- He's made my life
a living hell!
457
00:14:31,254 --> 00:14:32,837
- Without him, you wouldn't
have chrissy, right?
458
00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:34,706
- Oh, whatever. I'm doing this.
459
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,207
- It's okay, baby.
460
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,425
Don't be scared.
461
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,743
♪ ♪
462
00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,379
- [chanting spell]
463
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,414
[rumbling]
464
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:46,050
♪ ♪
465
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,186
- [yelling]
466
00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:50,438
leeny! I love you!
467
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,689
- Gus-gus!
468
00:14:51,775 --> 00:14:53,224
- Ooh!
469
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,759
I'm still going in!
470
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,894
I'm still going--
471
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,562
- darlene, no!
472
00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,531
♪ ♪
473
00:15:00,617 --> 00:15:01,532
uh-oh.
474
00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:04,402
♪ ♪
475
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,206
- so, alan, how does thumbness
476
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:09,941
help you
in your day-to-day life?
477
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,944
- Uh, we--well, when I think
of how fleshy
478
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:17,081
and--and stumpy I am,
I never feel down!
479
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,783
- You use pleasant words,
but the great thumb
480
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,117
sees through your lies.
481
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,586
Alan: What? No!
482
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,455
Thumbness
is a "dream thumb true."
483
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,724
[chuckles] ah, fuck it!
484
00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:27,892
I hate thumbs!
485
00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:29,093
I miss my fingers
and my genitals!
486
00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,094
[grunts]
[all gasping]
487
00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,262
- oh, fuck!
488
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,465
Thumb: [chuckles]
so fun. Who's next?
489
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,734
- You're insane!
- Hey, now.
490
00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,237
Check yourself,
or you'll get thumbed.
491
00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:40,939
- Shit, my dad was right.
492
00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,107
[tense music]
493
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,610
stick yourself up an ass,
you fucking thumb!
494
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,611
[all gasping]
495
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:47,829
- [groaning]
496
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,247
ah, shit!
497
00:15:49,332 --> 00:15:51,282
I'm stuck! This sucks!
498
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,617
- What sucks?
499
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,318
That you're on your back
like an amputated turtle?
500
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,588
- Oh, bend,
you useless fucking knuckles!
501
00:15:57,674 --> 00:15:58,623
[all gasping]
502
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,124
[grunting]
503
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,158
damn it!
504
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,827
I only had some hands!
505
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,328
[yelling]
[squishing]
506
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,680
[all cheering]
507
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,548
- oh, thank you!
Thank you so much!
508
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,301
- With thumb gone, we can make
this place a real paradise!
509
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,003
- Uh, I--
I gotta go find my dad.
510
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,337
He needs help with a thing,
511
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,106
but have fun
thinking for yourselves again!
512
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,307
- Oh, wait, wait,
we're gonna have
513
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,110
lots of good thinking times!
Ha!
514
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,563
- Darlene?
515
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,731
I should warn you,
516
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:24,849
I get violent at hide and seek.
517
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,617
Ask chrissy.
518
00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:29,620
[eerie music]
519
00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:32,690
♪ ♪
520
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,243
[creature groaning]
521
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,694
[gasps]
522
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:37,862
♪ ♪
523
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,213
oh, god.
524
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,215
Okay. Um...
525
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,035
[creature snarling]
526
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,203
oh, fuck!
527
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,090
[chanting]
528
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,845
[dramatic music]
529
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,379
gus: Leeny!
530
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,714
Darlene: Oh, god!
531
00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,216
I have a confession to make!
532
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,319
I'm not
his unfinished business!
533
00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:02,403
- What?
534
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,905
- We started
a business together.
535
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,223
We wanted to succeed as a team,
even if it was
536
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,076
just selling my used underwear
online.
537
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,560
- Oh, god, darlene!
538
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,562
- Not that it matters!
Nothing sold.
539
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,898
We're gonna die 'cause nobody
wants my dumpy dundees!
540
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,033
- Okay, so what you're saying
541
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,834
is if someone buys
your underwear...
542
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,505
- His actual business will be
complete and he'll leave, yes.
543
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,006
But it has to be
from a stranger!
544
00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:23,841
He'll know we're pitying him.
545
00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:25,626
- Who do we know that would buy
your dirty underwear?
546
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,627
Wait.
547
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,130
[rock music]
548
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,015
- hello?
549
00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:32,416
Buy what now?
550
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,251
[thud]
darlene: [yelps]
551
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,803
laura: Hurry, hurry, hurry!
552
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,555
God, you son of a bitch!
553
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,057
[ding]
554
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,594
- darlene?
555
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,946
What--what happened?
556
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,397
- Good news. Online perverts
557
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,199
are sexually attracted
to your wife.
558
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,600
- We got our first sale?
559
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,235
Oh, leeny-beany!
560
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,038
I told you, great collection,
great hips, great--
561
00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:55,773
both: ♪ lady ♪
562
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,241
darlene: Oh!
563
00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,444
Goodbye, gus.
564
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,380
Thanks for the memories.
565
00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,549
- Goodbye, darlene.
566
00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,584
Hey, real quick, are--
are you gonna send me
567
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,753
my half of the money, or...
568
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,088
You know, you keep it.
569
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,091
I'll hit you up for it
on the flip-side!
570
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,510
[somber music]
571
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,594
- hey, you okay?
572
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,962
- I think so.
573
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,264
It'll be nice getting back
to the single life.
574
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,400
There's a speed dating event
down by the adult bookstore
575
00:18:22,485 --> 00:18:23,734
tomorrow if you want to--
- no, no.
576
00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,403
I'd rather go die
in a bug bomb.
577
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:30,474
♪ ♪
578
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,527
- [grunting]
579
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,479
- did I just get
the craziest deja vu?
580
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,615
Or is this exactly how you
looked when we...
581
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,983
♪ kicked your ass out of hell ♪
582
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,868
- kicked out?
- Fuck hell!
583
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,453
I got a new thing going on.
584
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,172
- Word from wibby turkle
is that girl of yours
585
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,457
is a powerful little bastard.
586
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,259
- So that's what this
is all about.
587
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,844
- We can't have you
and your lucifreak
588
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,263
grabbing up all the power
for yourselves, now, can we?
589
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,098
Boss feels
that wouldn't be fair.
590
00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:56,684
- Where is that beelzebaby,
b-t-dubs?
591
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,769
- When you find it, you better
bring a fucking army!
592
00:18:58,855 --> 00:19:00,671
I'm talking tanks! Nukes!
593
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,274
Golems that shoot lasers
out of their dicks!
594
00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,177
Because chrissy don't take shit
from nobody!
595
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,696
She gets that from me.
We're rebels.
596
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,449
Michael: How sweet.
But heart to heart...
597
00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:14,185
All: ♪ time to cut out yours ♪
598
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,238
[crackling]
599
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,574
michael: [yelling]
- see?
600
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,325
What did I tell you?
[cackles]
601
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,628
- hey! Get that bitch!
602
00:19:23,713 --> 00:19:25,196
Creatures: Quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick.
603
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,965
♪ ♪
604
00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:30,367
[creatures screaming]
605
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,669
♪ ♪
606
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,223
- [screaming]
607
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,011
[screaming]
608
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,095
[grunts]
609
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,314
- hey, girl, it's time to die!
610
00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,016
Chrissy: [screaming]
611
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:49,904
- get away from my daughter!
612
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,907
[dramatic music]
613
00:19:53,026 --> 00:20:00,031
♪ ♪
614
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,038
- [speaking language]
615
00:20:13,763 --> 00:20:16,264
[electronic music]
616
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,298
- fuck this.
617
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,349
We outie.
618
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,800
- This ain't over, satan.
619
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,354
- Not by a long shot.
620
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:26,474
♪ ♪
621
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,898
- could a fossil go nuclear
like that?
622
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,266
Fuck no.
623
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,400
Hey, thanks for the save.
624
00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,768
- Yeah, back at you.
625
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,769
You were right.
626
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,154
This place blows chunks.
627
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,656
- So, you've come around, huh?
628
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,440
Finally see the wisdom
of the soul hole?
629
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,575
- Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
630
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:45,943
The soul hole's still
a shit place
631
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,578
fucked up
beyond all imagination.
632
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,913
It's just not the worst place
out there.
633
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,248
- That's fair enough.
634
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,750
Come on, kiddo.
Let's get out of here.
635
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:01,642
- Hey, dad,
what the angel said about you
636
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,928
getting kicked out of hell,
was that true?
637
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:07,648
Is that why everyone
now thinks you're a loser?
638
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,968
- Um, yeah, I guess.
639
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,570
- Pretty rock and roll.
640
00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,657
- Speaking of, you want to go
mess with phil spector's soul?
641
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,658
I know where it is.
642
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,193
- Yeah, I'd like that.
643
00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:22,947
[dog barking]
644
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,448
- so how was your weekend?
645
00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,916
- It was actually pretty good.
646
00:21:26,002 --> 00:21:27,034
- Yeah?
647
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,986
What'd you do,
wipe out a fairy forest?
648
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,756
- Dad's not as two-dimensional
as you think.
649
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,658
- Uh, okay.
650
00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,944
What'd that fucker say
about me this time?
651
00:21:38,014 --> 00:21:39,347
Chrissy: Nothing.
652
00:21:41,184 --> 00:21:42,767
- Well, that's right.
653
00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:44,402
He better not. [scoffs]
654
00:21:46,322 --> 00:21:49,957
because if he did, I would say
something to him that--
655
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,726
say something back, so...
656
00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:53,694
And he knows it.
657
00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:55,930
He knows he can't say shit.
658
00:21:56,032 --> 00:21:57,798
Got nothing to say to me.
659
00:21:59,469 --> 00:22:02,036
If he was like, "you're ugly,"
660
00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:04,538
I'd be like...
[blows raspberry]
661
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,174
"you are."
662
00:22:08,111 --> 00:22:10,878
uh, whoa,
is that a bird's nest?
663
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:13,080
I didn't know they're--no.