1 00:00:00,468 --> 00:00:02,584 Iting music] 2 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:04,786 chrissy: When you said you were taking me to Spain, 3 00:00:04,889 --> 00:00:07,806 I thought we'd eat tapas and stroll the riviera. 4 00:00:07,925 --> 00:00:09,458 Not watch defenseless animals get killed. 5 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:10,809 - It's just a pit stop! 6 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:12,878 Afterwards, we'll hit up the flamingo thing you wanted. 7 00:00:12,980 --> 00:00:14,796 - Flamenco. It's art through dance. 8 00:00:14,899 --> 00:00:16,631 [bull bellowing] 9 00:00:16,734 --> 00:00:18,233 - [chuckles] 10 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:19,735 [crowd cheering] 11 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,803 [groans] 12 00:00:21,906 --> 00:00:23,405 [bull bellowing] 13 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,974 - now watch your dad work his magic. 14 00:00:26,077 --> 00:00:27,693 - [hyperventilating] satan: Hey, pal. 15 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:30,946 You got three punctured organs and 30 seconds to live. 16 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,531 Any unfulfilled desires 17 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,283 from your tragically short life? 18 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:37,419 - [speaking spanish] 19 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,461 - what if I could give you that dream after you die? 20 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,180 That you could have the freedom to fishbrain and soul grind 21 00:00:48,299 --> 00:00:50,132 for eternity under my care? 22 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:52,501 All you have to do is sell me your soul. 23 00:00:52,603 --> 00:00:53,769 - Uh, yeah, don't do it. 24 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:55,220 - Just spit here. 25 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:56,221 Spit! 26 00:00:56,307 --> 00:00:57,806 Spit right there. Spit. 27 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,476 - [yelling] 28 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,676 [screams] - jesus christ. 29 00:01:01,779 --> 00:01:03,145 - Congrats, sweetie. 30 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,147 You just witnessed your first soul collection. 31 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,448 - Yeah, congrats. 32 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:08,183 You duped a guy into signing a contract 33 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:10,953 he didn't even read to go where and do what exactly? 34 00:01:11,038 --> 00:01:13,021 - I just fulfilled his ultimate desire. 35 00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:14,323 - Dude, I've heard straight preachers 36 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,824 warn about eternal damnation. 37 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,126 I've seen little nicky. 38 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,178 - Western culture's given you a misguided view 39 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:20,646 of how I operate. 40 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:23,132 I'm actually very above board, morally speaking. 41 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:25,784 - Then, like, show me his eternity under your care. 42 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,152 I mean, if you want me to consent 43 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,188 to join a siren seed someday, 44 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,490 I gotta know what I'm consenting to, right? 45 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:32,524 - Exactly! 46 00:01:32,643 --> 00:01:34,143 It's about fucking time. 47 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,095 Come on! Hot damn! 48 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:39,314 [rumbling] 49 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,383 you're gonna love this place so much, 50 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:43,569 you're gonna want to kill yourself to join! 51 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:44,886 Don't yet, okay? 52 00:01:44,989 --> 00:01:46,188 - Yet? 53 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,908 [dramatic music] 54 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,911 ♪ ♪ 55 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:54,863 [people cheering] 56 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:58,733 - welcome to my soul hole. 57 00:01:58,836 --> 00:02:00,702 Take a whiff. - What the fuck? 58 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,904 - The smell is my favorite part. 59 00:02:03,007 --> 00:02:03,905 - Sit on me! 60 00:02:04,008 --> 00:02:05,624 I'm a chaise lounge. 61 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:07,626 - Sing billy joel to me. 62 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,344 It's the only thing that makes me come. 63 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,912 - Morally above board, huh? 64 00:02:11,015 --> 00:02:11,913 - Well, the thing is, you see, 65 00:02:12,016 --> 00:02:13,265 souls are super valuable 66 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:14,850 because they power the universe. 67 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,418 This is a tiny collection 68 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,253 compared to my soul imperium in hell. 69 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:19,855 But I'm seeing steady growth! 70 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:21,890 - So you trick innocent people into signing up 71 00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,225 for this torture porn flophouse 72 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,359 so you can have more power. 73 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:25,777 - Well, it's not torture. 74 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,564 What you're seeing is absolute free will. 75 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:31,733 Look at our friend over there, rollerblading around the room. 76 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,602 Happier than a pig in shit. 77 00:02:33,704 --> 00:02:35,270 - I guess. 78 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:39,107 [creatures snarling] 79 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:40,375 what the fuck? 80 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,294 You call that free will? - Yeah! 81 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,079 See, that guy wants to rollerblade. 82 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,048 Those guys want to eat rollerbladers. 83 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:47,716 Free will means no limits. 84 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:49,051 He'll regenerate eventually. 85 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:50,619 - So he can do it all over again? 86 00:02:50,721 --> 00:02:52,054 - Yeah, that's the way it works here. 87 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:55,140 - Man, this is some real messed up libertarian bullshit. 88 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:56,758 - Ah, you're being pretty reductive. 89 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,294 [alarm blaring] oh, fuck yes, they're here! 90 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:00,795 - Ooh, yeah, I think that's my cue to skedaddle. 91 00:03:00,898 --> 00:03:01,963 - No, no, honey-- 92 00:03:02,066 --> 00:03:03,098 - snake with arms said he'd introduce me 93 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:04,466 to the step up franchise. 94 00:03:04,568 --> 00:03:06,068 And between a hot, sweaty channing 95 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:07,469 and that burger gobbler-- 96 00:03:07,571 --> 00:03:08,970 - the hole can be overwhelming. 97 00:03:09,073 --> 00:03:11,273 But seeing newbies arrive will change you forever. 98 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:12,524 - Fine. 99 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,659 But this is your last chance 100 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:15,277 before I stan my chan. 101 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,478 Goddamn, I love that chan. 102 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:17,479 [doorbell rings] laura: Hey. 103 00:03:17,581 --> 00:03:18,830 - Hey, laura! What's up? 104 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,149 - Yeah, so I caught irwin hoarding anger leeches 105 00:03:21,252 --> 00:03:22,918 for his substitute teaching gig, 106 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,587 so I set off a bug bomb to prevent another infestation. 107 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,456 Can I crash here for the night? - Oh. 108 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:28,490 Uh, sorry, laur. 109 00:03:28,592 --> 00:03:29,541 It's-- it's not a good time. 110 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:30,759 Try the thompsons. 111 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,128 Their normcore lifestyle screams murphy bed. 112 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:34,129 - You're the only neighbor I haven't threatened 113 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:35,130 physical violence to, so-- 114 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,216 - ugh, fine. Fine, come on in. 115 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,833 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 116 00:03:38,936 --> 00:03:40,769 Oh, well, you must be exhausted 117 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,471 from your bug massacre or whatever. 118 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,856 Let's get you to bed. - Bed? It's 8:35. 119 00:03:44,975 --> 00:03:46,308 - Okay, here's a pillow. There's the bed. 120 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,509 You know what to do. - Ah! 121 00:03:47,611 --> 00:03:48,843 Hey, darlene-- darlene: Night, laur! 122 00:03:48,946 --> 00:03:50,979 - What the-- are you kidding me? 123 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:53,232 Is this because I wouldn't go see sade with you? 124 00:03:54,285 --> 00:03:55,450 [bang] [yelling] 125 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,202 hello? 126 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,620 Darlene? 127 00:03:58,706 --> 00:03:59,621 Ugh. 128 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:00,622 [ominous music] 129 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:01,740 okay. 130 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,961 Holy shit, this place looks a lot smaller on the outside. 131 00:04:06,046 --> 00:04:07,329 Ah! 132 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,330 There we go. 133 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,831 Mama needs her medicine. 134 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,416 What do we got here? 135 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:14,035 I want that brown stuff. 136 00:04:14,138 --> 00:04:15,637 - Couple of cubes of ice in that, please! 137 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:16,888 - Ah! [grunts] [glass shattering] 138 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,890 - hey, I was saving that for a special occasion! 139 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:19,891 [running footsteps] 140 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,143 darlene: Gus, are you okay? 141 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:22,144 What did she do to you? 142 00:04:22,229 --> 00:04:23,812 - Gus? Gus: I'm okay, leeny. 143 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,480 I just got the bejesus scared out of me, that's all. 144 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,732 Made a little piss. - Wait a minute. 145 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,150 Darlene, you know this ghost? 146 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,185 - Laur, this is my husband. 147 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,987 Ex-husband. - Who are you? 148 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:33,272 A wrestling coach? 149 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:34,723 - [cackling] 150 00:04:34,825 --> 00:04:37,109 - that was good. 151 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,161 [foghorn blowing] 152 00:04:39,246 --> 00:04:41,062 chrissy: Why do all dads like boats? 153 00:04:41,165 --> 00:04:42,397 Was there a meeting or something? 154 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:44,199 - Wait till you see how excited they get. 155 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:47,753 It's like a baby eating chocolate for the first time. 156 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,888 All right, here we go. 157 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,692 Any minute now. 158 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,044 Huh. 159 00:04:56,130 --> 00:04:57,546 Where are my fucking souls? 160 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,748 - Uh, that might explain it. 161 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:00,932 - "dear satan, 162 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,551 "thanks for the souls. 163 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,020 "biggleheim will pay big bucks for them. 164 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,806 Eat shit. Marv, the beast guard." 165 00:05:07,891 --> 00:05:09,358 that backstabbing son of a-- 166 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,726 - who's biggleheim? 167 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:11,810 - Biggleheim's not a person. 168 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:12,811 It's a place. 169 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,479 The hub of the soul trade. 170 00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:15,897 A funhouse trash heap 171 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,932 where corporate con artists trick souls 172 00:05:18,035 --> 00:05:20,285 into eternal suffering by offering 173 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:23,238 roller coaster rides and branded swag. 174 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:25,440 We gotta get my souls back before it's too late! 175 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:27,275 - Those souls sound better off in biggleheim 176 00:05:27,378 --> 00:05:28,410 than your soul bowl. 177 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,911 - Soul hole! 178 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,446 And didn't you hear what I just said about biggleheim? 179 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,715 - Yeah! Branded swag, roller coasters. 180 00:05:33,801 --> 00:05:35,050 It sounds cool. 181 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,252 - Man, your selective hearing is on fire today. 182 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:39,421 It's an evil place, chrissy. - And this isn't? 183 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,672 I think you've been sniffing your own farts 184 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:41,890 for way too long. 185 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:43,759 - You're gonna wish you were eating my farts 186 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,595 once I show you a place of torture and torment! 187 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,064 We're going to biggleheim! 188 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,599 Darlene: Relax your grip, baby. Good. 189 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:51,933 - I thought both your exes ran off 190 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,151 with russian catfishers. 191 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:54,569 - Oh, that was hubbies one and two. 192 00:05:54,655 --> 00:05:55,904 Gus was number three. 193 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:57,406 We were in the process of mending fences 194 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,607 when he died. 195 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,908 - One moment, I'm getting my new 196 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,309 craigslist business up and running. 197 00:06:01,412 --> 00:06:03,612 The next, a weather satellite's crashing on my head. 198 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:05,697 Luck of the slovaks, I guess. [chuckles] 199 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:07,916 - darlene, how long has gus been here like that? 200 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:10,318 - Uh, I noticed he was here when my broken bidet 201 00:06:10,421 --> 00:06:11,820 started working again. 202 00:06:11,922 --> 00:06:13,455 Gus always loved me with a clean caboose. 203 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,156 [chuckles] that was a few months back. 204 00:06:15,259 --> 00:06:17,092 - Mo--months? Oh, fuck. 205 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,627 Darlene: What? - Ghost can only stay 206 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,045 on the corporeal plane for so long 207 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,830 before they turn into wraiths. - What? 208 00:06:21,932 --> 00:06:23,832 - Vengeful spirits who hunt the living and feed off misery. 209 00:06:23,934 --> 00:06:25,767 - Oh, that's ridiculous. Gus couldn't hurt a fly. 210 00:06:25,853 --> 00:06:27,669 - Show me where you keep your most precious memories 211 00:06:27,771 --> 00:06:29,170 from your retionship. - What? Why? 212 00:06:29,273 --> 00:06:30,672 - Oh, man. 213 00:06:30,774 --> 00:06:32,340 Darlene: Uh-oh. Gus: [groans] 214 00:06:32,443 --> 00:06:33,608 - he doesn't look good. 215 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,477 - Man, I'm feeling strange, leeny. 216 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,112 Like when I opened that hookah restaurant 217 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:38,647 on top of that open gas line? 218 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,282 Darlene: Oh! - Do it now! 219 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,067 - Just give me a moment to mourn that hand! 220 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,568 - Darlene. - It did things to me 221 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:44,686 you'd never believe. 222 00:06:44,788 --> 00:06:45,954 - Ugh. - Boom, boom. 223 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,359 ♪ ♪ 224 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:53,745 announcer: Welcome to the biggleheim, 225 00:06:53,864 --> 00:06:56,198 where remarkable souls like you have the freedom 226 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:58,583 to choose your own afterlife. 227 00:06:58,702 --> 00:07:00,202 ♪ ♪ 228 00:07:00,287 --> 00:07:01,903 - milady. 229 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:04,756 - No wonder you're so sensitive about your soul hole, dad. 230 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,191 I mean, how could anyone compete with this? 231 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:08,243 Satan: Stop! - What are you doing? 232 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,345 - We need disguises to sneak inside. 233 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,547 You want dibs on being the big pretzel? 234 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:15,083 No? Okay. 235 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:16,518 Chrissy: Why are we sneaking? 236 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,019 - Eh, I'm a rebel of the industry. 237 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,888 So much so, the biggleheim schmucks 238 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,556 banned me from re-entering 239 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,725 and revoked my soul-collecting license. 240 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,277 Pretty rock and roll, huh? 241 00:07:25,395 --> 00:07:27,612 - Yeah, the phil spector part of rock and roll. 242 00:07:27,731 --> 00:07:29,781 Satan: Phil spector! I love phil spector. 243 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,366 I got the christmas album. 244 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:32,701 Announcer: Welcome to biggleheim, 245 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,569 where your afterlife awaits you. 246 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:35,871 Primordial: Funky like a chicken? 247 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,155 You like to fuck chickens? 248 00:07:37,241 --> 00:07:39,491 - Come to polymelia afterlife and get a hug. 249 00:07:39,576 --> 00:07:40,542 Two of them! 250 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,912 - Wow! Mutton chops? Who knew? 251 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,381 - So are all these booths run by real gods? 252 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,116 - There are no gods, chrissy. 253 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:50,335 Some douchebags invented that concept 254 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:53,305 to manipulate naive souls like yours to their cause. 255 00:07:53,423 --> 00:07:55,590 These afterlives are run by eternal beings 256 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:56,958 called primordials. 257 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,226 That's what I am. 258 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,561 Primordial 1: Slip and slide here. 259 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,313 Primordial 2: Mormon afterlife over here! 260 00:08:01,431 --> 00:08:03,648 No birth control allowed. 261 00:08:03,767 --> 00:08:05,600 Chrissy: Seems like these souls get to live plush, 262 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:08,186 peaceful afterlives, and yours get ripped to shreds. 263 00:08:08,272 --> 00:08:11,606 Announcer: Make some noise for the biggleheim angels! 264 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:12,774 - Whoa! 265 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:13,808 - Oh, fucking kill me. 266 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,476 - B-b-b-b-biggleheim! 267 00:08:15,579 --> 00:08:16,578 [electronic music] 268 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,913 y'all having a good time tonight? 269 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,414 I can't hear you! 270 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:20,949 I said, are you having a good time tonight or what? 271 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,200 Yeow! 272 00:08:22,286 --> 00:08:23,368 - ♪ heaven is a place for each of you ♪ 273 00:08:23,453 --> 00:08:25,153 ♪ I promise you, this much is true ♪ 274 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,654 - ♪ so come and join our paradise ♪ 275 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,323 ♪ it's limitless and really nice ♪ 276 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:29,991 - ♪ heaven ♪ 277 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,659 ♪ the place to be somebody ♪ 278 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,295 ♪ in death ♪ 279 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,263 - now, this is an afterlife where souls would actually 280 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,598 want to spend eternity. 281 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,968 It's like they're bts and you're some old guy 282 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,670 who records bts covers in their mom's basement. 283 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:44,773 - These are the assholes I was talking about! 284 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:48,193 They're frat boys trying to make you drink their piss! 285 00:08:48,312 --> 00:08:49,344 Oh! 286 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:50,845 There's that rat bastard marv. 287 00:08:50,948 --> 00:08:52,531 Okay, chrissy, let's go! 288 00:08:52,649 --> 00:08:56,234 Where'd she--I should have brought the leash. 289 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,986 - I still don't understand why I gotta get rid of 290 00:08:58,071 --> 00:08:59,520 all these precious memories. 291 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,623 - Most of this stuff is dildos and gardening tools, darlene. 292 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,291 - Yeah, that's my entire 40s! 293 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,744 - Unfinished business is the reason gus can't go. 294 00:09:05,829 --> 00:09:07,963 He died while trying to mend your broken marriage. 295 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,464 His unfinished business is you. 296 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:10,799 Darlene: That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 297 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,700 Laura: No. We need to cut all ties 298 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,586 between you two so he can cross over. 299 00:09:14,671 --> 00:09:16,204 - Cross over? I just got settled. 300 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:19,040 Leeny-beany-tortellini and I are doing gangbusters. 301 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,592 My online business in ladies' fashion 302 00:09:20,677 --> 00:09:22,594 is gonna get off the ground any day now. 303 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:24,379 I can feel it in my garter belt. 304 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,898 - Aha! Divorce papers. Darlene: Oh, god. 305 00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:29,050 - This will help you remember how much you hated each other. 306 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,185 - If I didn't know any better, 307 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,053 I'd say this was unnecessarily cruel. 308 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,905 - Darlene, you called gus a serial adulterer... 309 00:09:34,024 --> 00:09:35,023 Darlene: Yeah? - Who cheated on you 310 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,074 multiple times. Darlene: Yeah? 311 00:09:36,193 --> 00:09:37,225 - Doesn't that sting? 312 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:38,577 - It wasn't multiple times, laura. 313 00:09:38,695 --> 00:09:40,695 It was one time with multiple people. 314 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,197 - Actually, it was multiple times 315 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,199 with multiple people, but one family. 316 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,367 Darlene: Lot of sisters. 317 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,567 - Darlene convinced you that you were 318 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,703 the star of a truman show-like experiment 319 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,038 entitled, what's all the gus about? 320 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:51,239 - I still stand by that title. 321 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,674 - But her abuse did reunite me 322 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:53,908 with my biological father, 323 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,844 who then turned out to be a paid actor! 324 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,545 - Argh! - Laura. 325 00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:59,130 Let's not get our panties in a bunch. 326 00:09:59,216 --> 00:10:00,849 Speaking of, the duck pattern pair 327 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,417 you got on is a real nice choice. 328 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:03,584 - What the? Why, you 329 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:04,970 norman bates peeping motherfucker! 330 00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:07,305 - Stop fighting! Stop fighting right now, okay? 331 00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:08,807 There is no unfinished business. 332 00:10:08,892 --> 00:10:09,858 Our love is strong. 333 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,226 Stronger than death! 334 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,227 [thud] 335 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:13,695 oh, god. Okay. 336 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,032 Let's maybe put unfinished business back on the table. 337 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,933 Primordial: Thumb realm is like palm springs. 338 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:21,269 Weather's always nice, and we have a heated pool! 339 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,570 [chuckles] 340 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,205 you're gonna love my afterlife, little girl. 341 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,374 The email list, by the way, is really just 342 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,775 a community bulletin type thing. 343 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:29,077 We really won't advertise-- 344 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,079 satan: Beat it, you fat fucking toe! 345 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,947 - Hey, man. The lady can speak for herself. 346 00:10:33,050 --> 00:10:36,084 - The lady is alive and 13. 347 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,919 - Hmm. Come find me when you die. 348 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:40,288 - Ah, man. This thumb guy's so cool! 349 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,424 He runs this, like, resort with a giant projector 350 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,809 so his souls can watch movies on the lawn. 351 00:10:44,928 --> 00:10:46,227 You should take some tips! 352 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,812 - You won't make a verbal agreement with me, 353 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:49,964 now you're signing up for other afterlives? 354 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:52,434 Who knows what dystopian shitstorm that asshole runs. 355 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,819 - You trick souls into living in a pit of agony. 356 00:10:54,938 --> 00:10:55,970 Hanging with that thumb 357 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,822 couldn't be worse than your soul hole. 358 00:10:57,941 --> 00:10:59,607 - I know you're a kid who thinks the hereafter 359 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,076 should be sunshine and ice cream, 360 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,978 and you judge me for being the genius who created hell. 361 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:06,581 - If you created hell, then why aren't you there? 362 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:09,484 Why are you running a shithole ambulance chasing on earth? 363 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,420 - Before you came along, I commanded fear and respect 364 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:14,655 from every goddamn belief system ever created! 365 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,291 - And now you're trying to convince yourself 366 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,293 that you're still on top because you don't want to admit 367 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,429 you're an outdated fossil! 368 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,548 - I had this stupid idea that having a child 369 00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:24,832 would make me stronger. 370 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,834 But you're just too fucking naive! 371 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,887 You're never gonna get this until you open your eyes 372 00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:30,505 and experience it. 373 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,474 Big pretzel out. 374 00:11:34,478 --> 00:11:36,844 Goddamn, she takes after her mother. 375 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,680 I'm telling you, I got two of them now. 376 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:40,681 Creatures: Go, quick, quick, quick, quick. 377 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,033 Quick, quick, quick. 378 00:11:42,152 --> 00:11:43,284 Quick, quick, quick, quick. 379 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,037 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 380 00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:47,539 - My souls! 381 00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:49,040 Marv: All right, a little bit to the left. 382 00:11:49,159 --> 00:11:51,126 To the left. Okay, that's great. 383 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,360 Now drop it slow-- 384 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:53,712 - hey, marv. 385 00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:55,630 Any last word before I finger your eyes out 386 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,031 and fuck your empty skull? 387 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:58,216 - Just a couple. 388 00:11:58,335 --> 00:11:59,534 We got him! 389 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,202 Creatures: Quick, quick, quick, quick. 390 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,421 Michael: No need to struggle, satan, 391 00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:06,541 'cause we ain't ever gonna let you go from our hearts. 392 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,626 All: Or our clutches. 393 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:14,399 T? 394 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,534 Well, fuck you, dad! 395 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,236 Who's living now? 396 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,538 [phone chimes] 397 00:12:20,624 --> 00:12:22,907 happy hour, boat to thumb realm at 6:00. 398 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,659 Free drink ticket. 399 00:12:24,761 --> 00:12:28,079 Huh, I guess I gotta open my eyes and experience it. 400 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:30,565 Soul: Oh, no! There's so many afterlives recruiting me. 401 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,883 It's like, oh, this is so awkward! 402 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,785 I mean, I was popular in high school, 403 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,804 but who would have thought I'd be popular in the afterlife? 404 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,807 [solemn music] 405 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:42,060 ♪ ♪ 406 00:12:42,145 --> 00:12:43,127 [buzzing] - whoa! 407 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,596 What the... 408 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,431 Hmm. 409 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,609 Michael: [laughs] 410 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,078 I didn't recognize you in that whacked out man-suit. 411 00:13:00,163 --> 00:13:01,412 - Didn't recognize you 412 00:13:01,498 --> 00:13:03,198 without your boss's dick in your mouth. 413 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,482 - Back in the day, you would have never 414 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,317 fallen for a trap like this. 415 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,086 All: You're weaker than ever now. 416 00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:09,087 - I can't believe your bitch ass 417 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:10,205 sold me out to these jag-offs. 418 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,756 - They offered me my own realm. 419 00:13:11,842 --> 00:13:12,924 It's open concept. 420 00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,092 Everything's buffet style. 421 00:13:14,177 --> 00:13:15,460 - Spare me, shitbag! 422 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,962 - [yelling] 423 00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:22,801 - shit's about to get biblical, bitches. 424 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,002 Thumb: Chrissy! So glad to see you dead. 425 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,138 Chrissy: Oh, this place is so great and classy! 426 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,224 - Hey, everybody. This is chrissy. 427 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,508 She's here for pool hour. 428 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,610 - Why do they all look like thumbs? 429 00:13:32,696 --> 00:13:34,028 - Here in thumb realm, we all take on 430 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,847 the one true and pure form. 431 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:39,117 All is balanced, fair, peaceful. 432 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,020 - That thumb get too much sun? 433 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,289 - Pool time is over! 434 00:13:44,374 --> 00:13:45,523 Game time! 435 00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,575 Why don't we show chrissy thumb print? 436 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,546 Chrissy, you're gonna love this. 437 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:55,133 I present the great thumb! 438 00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:57,502 It measures our love for thumbness! 439 00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,204 - Huh. Okay. 440 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:03,040 - Who wants to go first? 441 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,676 How about you? 442 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,644 - Oh, uh. Yes, of course, thumb. 443 00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:08,546 No problem. 444 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,549 [dramatic music] 445 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:12,884 ♪ ♪ 446 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,152 - this is a dybbuk box. 447 00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:15,219 It won't cure him, but it sure as shit 448 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:16,521 will contain him forever. 449 00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,605 - I don't know, laura. 450 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,157 I already put gus in one wooden box. 451 00:14:19,242 --> 00:14:20,692 I--I don't want to do it again. 452 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,660 - Break it off, darlene! - I can't! 453 00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:24,662 Even the bad memories seem not so bad now. 454 00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:27,165 - You're romanticizing a toxic relationship. 455 00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,534 - Okay, and you and satan didn't have good times? 456 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,169 - He's made my life a living hell! 457 00:14:31,254 --> 00:14:32,837 - Without him, you wouldn't have chrissy, right? 458 00:14:32,923 --> 00:14:34,706 - Oh, whatever. I'm doing this. 459 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,207 - It's okay, baby. 460 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,425 Don't be scared. 461 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,743 ♪ ♪ 462 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,379 - [chanting spell] 463 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,414 [rumbling] 464 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:46,050 ♪ ♪ 465 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,186 - [yelling] 466 00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:50,438 leeny! I love you! 467 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,689 - Gus-gus! 468 00:14:51,775 --> 00:14:53,224 - Ooh! 469 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,759 I'm still going in! 470 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,894 I'm still going-- 471 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,562 - darlene, no! 472 00:14:57,647 --> 00:15:00,531 ♪ ♪ 473 00:15:00,617 --> 00:15:01,532 uh-oh. 474 00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:04,402 ♪ ♪ 475 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,206 - so, alan, how does thumbness 476 00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:09,941 help you in your day-to-day life? 477 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,944 - Uh, we--well, when I think of how fleshy 478 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:17,081 and--and stumpy I am, I never feel down! 479 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,783 - You use pleasant words, but the great thumb 480 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,117 sees through your lies. 481 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,586 Alan: What? No! 482 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,455 Thumbness is a "dream thumb true." 483 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,724 [chuckles] ah, fuck it! 484 00:15:26,810 --> 00:15:27,892 I hate thumbs! 485 00:15:27,978 --> 00:15:29,093 I miss my fingers and my genitals! 486 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,094 [grunts] [all gasping] 487 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:31,262 - oh, fuck! 488 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,465 Thumb: [chuckles] so fun. Who's next? 489 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,734 - You're insane! - Hey, now. 490 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,237 Check yourself, or you'll get thumbed. 491 00:15:39,322 --> 00:15:40,939 - Shit, my dad was right. 492 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,107 [tense music] 493 00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,610 stick yourself up an ass, you fucking thumb! 494 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,611 [all gasping] 495 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:47,829 - [groaning] 496 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,247 ah, shit! 497 00:15:49,332 --> 00:15:51,282 I'm stuck! This sucks! 498 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,617 - What sucks? 499 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,318 That you're on your back like an amputated turtle? 500 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,588 - Oh, bend, you useless fucking knuckles! 501 00:15:57,674 --> 00:15:58,623 [all gasping] 502 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,124 [grunting] 503 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,158 damn it! 504 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,827 I only had some hands! 505 00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,328 [yelling] [squishing] 506 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:05,680 [all cheering] 507 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,548 - oh, thank you! Thank you so much! 508 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,301 - With thumb gone, we can make this place a real paradise! 509 00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,003 - Uh, I-- I gotta go find my dad. 510 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,337 He needs help with a thing, 511 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,106 but have fun thinking for yourselves again! 512 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,307 - Oh, wait, wait, we're gonna have 513 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,110 lots of good thinking times! Ha! 514 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,563 - Darlene? 515 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,731 I should warn you, 516 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:24,849 I get violent at hide and seek. 517 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,617 Ask chrissy. 518 00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:29,620 [eerie music] 519 00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:32,690 ♪ ♪ 520 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,243 [creature groaning] 521 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,694 [gasps] 522 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:37,862 ♪ ♪ 523 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:39,213 oh, god. 524 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,215 Okay. Um... 525 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,035 [creature snarling] 526 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,203 oh, fuck! 527 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,090 [chanting] 528 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,845 [dramatic music] 529 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,379 gus: Leeny! 530 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,714 Darlene: Oh, god! 531 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,216 I have a confession to make! 532 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,319 I'm not his unfinished business! 533 00:17:01,404 --> 00:17:02,403 - What? 534 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,905 - We started a business together. 535 00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,223 We wanted to succeed as a team, even if it was 536 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,076 just selling my used underwear online. 537 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,560 - Oh, god, darlene! 538 00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,562 - Not that it matters! Nothing sold. 539 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,898 We're gonna die 'cause nobody wants my dumpy dundees! 540 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,033 - Okay, so what you're saying 541 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:16,834 is if someone buys your underwear... 542 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,505 - His actual business will be complete and he'll leave, yes. 543 00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,006 But it has to be from a stranger! 544 00:17:22,092 --> 00:17:23,841 He'll know we're pitying him. 545 00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:25,626 - Who do we know that would buy your dirty underwear? 546 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,627 Wait. 547 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,130 [rock music] 548 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,015 - hello? 549 00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:32,416 Buy what now? 550 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,251 [thud] darlene: [yelps] 551 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,803 laura: Hurry, hurry, hurry! 552 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:37,555 God, you son of a bitch! 553 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,057 [ding] 554 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,594 - darlene? 555 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,946 What--what happened? 556 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,397 - Good news. Online perverts 557 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,199 are sexually attracted to your wife. 558 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:49,600 - We got our first sale? 559 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,235 Oh, leeny-beany! 560 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:54,038 I told you, great collection, great hips, great-- 561 00:17:54,124 --> 00:17:55,773 both: ♪ lady ♪ 562 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,241 darlene: Oh! 563 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:00,444 Goodbye, gus. 564 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,380 Thanks for the memories. 565 00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:04,549 - Goodbye, darlene. 566 00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,584 Hey, real quick, are-- are you gonna send me 567 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,753 my half of the money, or... 568 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,088 You know, you keep it. 569 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,091 I'll hit you up for it on the flip-side! 570 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,510 [somber music] 571 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,594 - hey, you okay? 572 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,962 - I think so. 573 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,264 It'll be nice getting back to the single life. 574 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,400 There's a speed dating event down by the adult bookstore 575 00:18:22,485 --> 00:18:23,734 tomorrow if you want to-- - no, no. 576 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,403 I'd rather go die in a bug bomb. 577 00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:30,474 ♪ ♪ 578 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,527 - [grunting] 579 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,479 - did I just get the craziest deja vu? 580 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,615 Or is this exactly how you looked when we... 581 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,983 ♪ kicked your ass out of hell ♪ 582 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,868 - kicked out? - Fuck hell! 583 00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:42,453 I got a new thing going on. 584 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,172 - Word from wibby turkle is that girl of yours 585 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,457 is a powerful little bastard. 586 00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,259 - So that's what this is all about. 587 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,844 - We can't have you and your lucifreak 588 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,263 grabbing up all the power for yourselves, now, can we? 589 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,098 Boss feels that wouldn't be fair. 590 00:18:54,184 --> 00:18:56,684 - Where is that beelzebaby, b-t-dubs? 591 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,769 - When you find it, you better bring a fucking army! 592 00:18:58,855 --> 00:19:00,671 I'm talking tanks! Nukes! 593 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,274 Golems that shoot lasers out of their dicks! 594 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:06,177 Because chrissy don't take shit from nobody! 595 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,696 She gets that from me. We're rebels. 596 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,449 Michael: How sweet. But heart to heart... 597 00:19:11,534 --> 00:19:14,185 All: ♪ time to cut out yours ♪ 598 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:17,238 [crackling] 599 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,574 michael: [yelling] - see? 600 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,325 What did I tell you? [cackles] 601 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,628 - hey! Get that bitch! 602 00:19:23,713 --> 00:19:25,196 Creatures: Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 603 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,965 ♪ ♪ 604 00:19:28,051 --> 00:19:30,367 [creatures screaming] 605 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:31,669 ♪ ♪ 606 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:35,223 - [screaming] 607 00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,011 [screaming] 608 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,095 [grunts] 609 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:43,314 - hey, girl, it's time to die! 610 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:45,016 Chrissy: [screaming] 611 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:49,904 - get away from my daughter! 612 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,907 [dramatic music] 613 00:19:53,026 --> 00:20:00,031 ♪ ♪ 614 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,038 - [speaking language] 615 00:20:13,763 --> 00:20:16,264 [electronic music] 616 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:17,298 - fuck this. 617 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,349 We outie. 618 00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,800 - This ain't over, satan. 619 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:23,354 - Not by a long shot. 620 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:26,474 ♪ ♪ 621 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,898 - could a fossil go nuclear like that? 622 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,266 Fuck no. 623 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,400 Hey, thanks for the save. 624 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:37,768 - Yeah, back at you. 625 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,769 You were right. 626 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,154 This place blows chunks. 627 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:41,656 - So, you've come around, huh? 628 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,440 Finally see the wisdom of the soul hole? 629 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,575 - Oh, yeah, no, no, no. 630 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:45,943 The soul hole's still a shit place 631 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,578 fucked up beyond all imagination. 632 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,913 It's just not the worst place out there. 633 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:50,248 - That's fair enough. 634 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,750 Come on, kiddo. Let's get out of here. 635 00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:01,642 - Hey, dad, what the angel said about you 636 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,928 getting kicked out of hell, was that true? 637 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:07,648 Is that why everyone now thinks you're a loser? 638 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,968 - Um, yeah, I guess. 639 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,570 - Pretty rock and roll. 640 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,657 - Speaking of, you want to go mess with phil spector's soul? 641 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:17,658 I know where it is. 642 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,193 - Yeah, I'd like that. 643 00:21:20,330 --> 00:21:22,947 [dog barking] 644 00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:24,448 - so how was your weekend? 645 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:25,916 - It was actually pretty good. 646 00:21:26,002 --> 00:21:27,034 - Yeah? 647 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,986 What'd you do, wipe out a fairy forest? 648 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,756 - Dad's not as two-dimensional as you think. 649 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,658 - Uh, okay. 650 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:36,944 What'd that fucker say about me this time? 651 00:21:38,014 --> 00:21:39,347 Chrissy: Nothing. 652 00:21:41,184 --> 00:21:42,767 - Well, that's right. 653 00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:44,402 He better not. [scoffs] 654 00:21:46,322 --> 00:21:49,957 because if he did, I would say something to him that-- 655 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,726 say something back, so... 656 00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:53,694 And he knows it. 657 00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:55,930 He knows he can't say shit. 658 00:21:56,032 --> 00:21:57,798 Got nothing to say to me. 659 00:21:59,469 --> 00:22:02,036 If he was like, "you're ugly," 660 00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:04,538 I'd be like... [blows raspberry] 661 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,174 "you are." 662 00:22:08,111 --> 00:22:10,878 uh, whoa, is that a bird's nest? 663 00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:13,080 I didn't know they're--no.