1 00:00:01,847 --> 00:00:03,885 [exciting music] 2 00:00:03,951 --> 00:00:06,222 CHRISSY: When you said you were taking me to Spain, 3 00:00:06,289 --> 00:00:09,262 I thought we'd eat tapas and stroll the Riviera. 4 00:00:09,328 --> 00:00:10,865 Not watch defenseless animals get killed. 5 00:00:10,932 --> 00:00:12,301 - It's just a pit stop! 6 00:00:12,368 --> 00:00:14,272 Afterwards, we'll hit up the flamingo thing you wanted. 7 00:00:14,338 --> 00:00:16,109 - Flamenco. It's art through dance. 8 00:00:16,175 --> 00:00:17,979 [bull bellowing] 9 00:00:18,046 --> 00:00:19,650 - [chuckles] 10 00:00:19,716 --> 00:00:21,019 [crowd cheering] 11 00:00:21,085 --> 00:00:23,123 [groans] 12 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,693 [bull bellowing] 13 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:27,331 - Now watch your dad work his magic. 14 00:00:27,398 --> 00:00:28,968 - [hyperventilating] SATAN: Hey, pal. 15 00:00:29,035 --> 00:00:32,241 You got three punctured organs and 30 seconds to live. 16 00:00:32,308 --> 00:00:33,978 Any unfulfilled desires 17 00:00:34,045 --> 00:00:35,715 from your tragically short life? 18 00:00:35,782 --> 00:00:38,688 - [speaking Spanish] 19 00:00:44,700 --> 00:00:46,837 - What if I could give you that dream after you die? 20 00:00:46,904 --> 00:00:49,710 That you could have the freedom to fishbrain and soul grind 21 00:00:49,776 --> 00:00:51,513 for eternity under my care? 22 00:00:51,580 --> 00:00:53,918 All you have to do is sell me your soul. 23 00:00:53,985 --> 00:00:55,087 - Uh, yeah, don't do it. 24 00:00:55,153 --> 00:00:56,657 - Just spit here. 25 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:57,692 Spit! 26 00:00:57,759 --> 00:00:59,195 Spit right there. Spit. 27 00:01:00,130 --> 00:01:01,901 - [yelling] 28 00:01:01,967 --> 00:01:03,036 [screams] - Jesus Christ. 29 00:01:03,103 --> 00:01:04,506 - Congrats, sweetie. 30 00:01:04,573 --> 00:01:06,577 You just witnessed your first soul collection. 31 00:01:06,644 --> 00:01:07,746 - Yeah, congrats. 32 00:01:07,812 --> 00:01:09,549 You duped a guy into signing a contract 33 00:01:09,616 --> 00:01:12,354 he didn't even read to go where and do what exactly? 34 00:01:12,421 --> 00:01:14,392 - I just fulfilled his ultimate desire. 35 00:01:14,458 --> 00:01:15,795 - Dude, I've heard straight preachers 36 00:01:15,862 --> 00:01:17,197 warn about eternal damnation. 37 00:01:17,264 --> 00:01:18,501 I've seen Little Nicky. 38 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,638 - Western culture's given you a misguided view 39 00:01:20,705 --> 00:01:22,141 of how I operate. 40 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:24,546 I'm actually very above board, morally speaking. 41 00:01:24,613 --> 00:01:27,217 - Then, like, show me his eternity under your care. 42 00:01:27,284 --> 00:01:28,486 I mean, if you want me to consent 43 00:01:28,554 --> 00:01:30,592 to join a siren seed someday, 44 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,862 I gotta know what I'm consenting to, right? 45 00:01:32,929 --> 00:01:33,931 - Exactly! 46 00:01:33,998 --> 00:01:35,602 It's about fucking time. 47 00:01:35,668 --> 00:01:37,539 Come on! Hot damn! 48 00:01:37,606 --> 00:01:40,612 [rumbling] 49 00:01:40,678 --> 00:01:42,682 You're gonna love this place so much, 50 00:01:42,749 --> 00:01:44,953 you're gonna want to kill yourself to join! 51 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:46,155 Don't yet, okay? 52 00:01:46,222 --> 00:01:47,525 - Yet? 53 00:01:48,326 --> 00:01:51,265 [dramatic music] 54 00:01:51,332 --> 00:01:54,271 ♪♪ ♪♪ 55 00:01:54,338 --> 00:01:56,209 [people cheering] 56 00:01:56,275 --> 00:02:00,150 - Welcome to my Soul Hole. 57 00:02:00,217 --> 00:02:02,154 Take a whiff. - What the fuck? 58 00:02:02,221 --> 00:02:04,225 - The smell is my favorite part. 59 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:05,227 - Sit on me! 60 00:02:05,294 --> 00:02:06,997 I'm a chaise lounge. 61 00:02:07,064 --> 00:02:09,101 - Sing Billy Joel to me. 62 00:02:09,168 --> 00:02:10,805 It's the only thing that makes me come. 63 00:02:10,872 --> 00:02:12,274 - Morally above board, huh? 64 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,243 - Well, the thing is, you see, 65 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:14,613 souls are super valuable 66 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,182 because they power the universe. 67 00:02:16,249 --> 00:02:17,719 This is a tiny collection 68 00:02:17,786 --> 00:02:19,556 compared to my Soul Imperium in hell. 69 00:02:19,623 --> 00:02:21,292 But I'm seeing steady growth! 70 00:02:21,359 --> 00:02:23,263 - So you trick innocent people into signing up 71 00:02:23,330 --> 00:02:24,533 for this torture porn flophouse 72 00:02:24,599 --> 00:02:25,802 so you can have more power. 73 00:02:25,868 --> 00:02:27,271 - Well, it's not torture. 74 00:02:27,338 --> 00:02:29,943 What you're seeing is absolute free will. 75 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:33,149 Look at our friend over there, rollerblading around the room. 76 00:02:33,216 --> 00:02:34,986 Happier than a pig in shit. 77 00:02:35,053 --> 00:02:36,757 - I guess. 78 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:40,565 [creatures snarling] 79 00:02:40,631 --> 00:02:41,667 What the fuck? 80 00:02:41,734 --> 00:02:43,671 You call that free will? - Yeah! 81 00:02:43,738 --> 00:02:45,440 See, that guy wants to rollerblade. 82 00:02:45,508 --> 00:02:47,378 Those guys want to eat rollerbladers. 83 00:02:47,444 --> 00:02:49,115 Free will means no limits. 84 00:02:49,181 --> 00:02:50,417 He'll regenerate eventually. 85 00:02:50,484 --> 00:02:52,087 - So he can do it all over again? 86 00:02:52,154 --> 00:02:53,491 - Yeah, that's the way it works here. 87 00:02:53,557 --> 00:02:56,530 - Man, this is some real messed up libertarian bullshit. 88 00:02:56,597 --> 00:02:58,233 - Ah, you're being pretty reductive. 89 00:02:58,299 --> 00:03:00,671 [alarm blaring] Oh, fuck yes, they're here! 90 00:03:00,738 --> 00:03:02,141 - Ooh, yeah, I think that's my cue to skedaddle. 91 00:03:02,207 --> 00:03:03,376 - No, no, honey-- 92 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:04,445 - Snake with Arms said he'd introduce me 93 00:03:04,513 --> 00:03:05,782 to the Step Up franchise. 94 00:03:05,848 --> 00:03:07,384 And between a hot, sweaty Channing 95 00:03:07,451 --> 00:03:08,954 and that burger gobbler-- 96 00:03:09,021 --> 00:03:10,424 - The hole can be overwhelming. 97 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,696 But seeing newbies arrive will change you forever. 98 00:03:12,762 --> 00:03:13,964 - Fine. 99 00:03:14,031 --> 00:03:15,067 But this is your last chance 100 00:03:15,133 --> 00:03:16,537 before I stan my Chan. 101 00:03:16,603 --> 00:03:17,939 Goddamn, I love that Chan. 102 00:03:18,006 --> 00:03:18,908 [doorbell rings] LAURA: Hey. 103 00:03:18,974 --> 00:03:20,310 - Hey, Laura! What's up? 104 00:03:20,377 --> 00:03:22,481 - Yeah, so I caught Irwin hoarding anger leeches 105 00:03:22,549 --> 00:03:24,185 for his substitute teaching gig, 106 00:03:24,251 --> 00:03:26,890 so I set off a bug bomb to prevent another infestation. 107 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,861 Can I crash here for the night? - Oh. 108 00:03:28,928 --> 00:03:29,930 Uh, sorry, Laur. 109 00:03:29,996 --> 00:03:30,965 It's-- it's not a good time. 110 00:03:31,032 --> 00:03:32,234 Try the Thompsons. 111 00:03:32,301 --> 00:03:34,539 Their normcore lifestyle screams Murphy bed. 112 00:03:34,606 --> 00:03:35,440 - You're the only neighbor I haven't threatened 113 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:36,476 physical violence to, so-- 114 00:03:36,543 --> 00:03:38,614 - Ugh, fine. Fine, come on in. 115 00:03:38,681 --> 00:03:40,250 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 116 00:03:40,317 --> 00:03:42,221 Oh, well, you must be exhausted 117 00:03:42,287 --> 00:03:43,791 from your bug massacre or whatever. 118 00:03:43,858 --> 00:03:46,295 Let's get you to bed. - Bed? It's 8:35. 119 00:03:46,362 --> 00:03:47,599 - Okay, here's a pillow. There's the bed. 120 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:48,801 You know what to do. - Ah! 121 00:03:48,868 --> 00:03:50,270 Hey, Darlene-- DARLENE: Night, Laur! 122 00:03:50,337 --> 00:03:52,408 - What the-- are you kidding me? 123 00:03:52,474 --> 00:03:54,579 Is this because I wouldn't go see Sade with you? 124 00:03:55,548 --> 00:03:56,850 [bang] [yelling] 125 00:03:56,917 --> 00:03:58,687 Hello? 126 00:03:58,754 --> 00:03:59,956 Darlene? 127 00:04:00,023 --> 00:04:01,025 Ugh. 128 00:04:01,092 --> 00:04:01,994 [ominous music] 129 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:03,229 Okay. 130 00:04:03,931 --> 00:04:07,237 Holy shit, this place looks a lot smaller on the outside. 131 00:04:07,304 --> 00:04:08,774 Ah! 132 00:04:08,841 --> 00:04:09,810 There we go. 133 00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:11,212 Mama needs her medicine. 134 00:04:11,279 --> 00:04:12,882 What do we got here? 135 00:04:12,949 --> 00:04:15,454 I want that brown stuff. 136 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:17,124 - Couple of cubes of ice in that, please! 137 00:04:17,191 --> 00:04:18,359 - Ah! [grunts] [glass shattering] 138 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:20,263 - Hey, I was saving that for a special occasion! 139 00:04:20,330 --> 00:04:21,299 [running footsteps] 140 00:04:21,365 --> 00:04:22,434 DARLENE: Gus, are you okay? 141 00:04:22,502 --> 00:04:23,504 What did she do to you? 142 00:04:23,571 --> 00:04:25,107 - Gus? GUS: I'm okay, Leeny. 143 00:04:25,173 --> 00:04:26,777 I just got the bejesus scared out of me, that's all. 144 00:04:26,844 --> 00:04:28,179 Made a little piss. - Wait a minute. 145 00:04:28,246 --> 00:04:29,482 Darlene, you know this ghost? 146 00:04:29,549 --> 00:04:31,520 - Laur, this is my husband. 147 00:04:31,587 --> 00:04:33,323 Ex-husband. - Who are you? 148 00:04:33,389 --> 00:04:34,726 A wrestling coach? 149 00:04:34,793 --> 00:04:36,095 - [cackling] 150 00:04:36,162 --> 00:04:38,433 - That was good. 151 00:04:38,501 --> 00:04:40,538 [foghorn blowing] 152 00:04:40,605 --> 00:04:42,474 CHRISSY: Why do all dads like boats? 153 00:04:42,542 --> 00:04:43,777 Was there a meeting or something? 154 00:04:43,844 --> 00:04:45,648 - Wait till you see how excited they get. 155 00:04:45,715 --> 00:04:49,188 It's like a baby eating chocolate for the first time. 156 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,325 All right, here we go. 157 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:54,966 Any minute now. 158 00:04:56,335 --> 00:04:57,404 Huh. 159 00:04:57,471 --> 00:04:59,008 Where are my fucking souls? 160 00:04:59,074 --> 00:05:01,112 - Uh, that might explain it. 161 00:05:01,179 --> 00:05:02,314 - "Dear Satan, 162 00:05:02,381 --> 00:05:03,884 "Thanks for the souls. 163 00:05:03,951 --> 00:05:06,422 "Biggleheim will pay big bucks for them. 164 00:05:06,489 --> 00:05:09,228 Eat shit. Marv, the Beast Guard." 165 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:10,832 That backstabbing son of a-- 166 00:05:10,898 --> 00:05:12,167 - Who's Biggleheim? 167 00:05:12,234 --> 00:05:13,203 - Biggleheim's not a person. 168 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:14,238 It's a place. 169 00:05:14,305 --> 00:05:15,942 The hub of the soul trade. 170 00:05:16,008 --> 00:05:17,377 A funhouse trash heap 171 00:05:17,444 --> 00:05:19,381 where corporate con artists trick souls 172 00:05:19,448 --> 00:05:21,687 into eternal suffering by offering 173 00:05:21,753 --> 00:05:24,659 roller coaster rides and branded swag. 174 00:05:24,726 --> 00:05:26,797 We gotta get my souls back before it's too late! 175 00:05:26,864 --> 00:05:28,567 - Those souls sound better off in Biggleheim 176 00:05:28,634 --> 00:05:29,836 than your Soul Bowl. 177 00:05:29,903 --> 00:05:31,205 - Soul Hole! 178 00:05:31,272 --> 00:05:32,775 And didn't you hear what I just said about Biggleheim? 179 00:05:32,842 --> 00:05:35,113 - Yeah! Branded swag, roller coasters. 180 00:05:35,180 --> 00:05:36,482 It sounds cool. 181 00:05:36,550 --> 00:05:38,654 - Man, your selective hearing is on fire today. 182 00:05:38,721 --> 00:05:40,791 It's an evil place, Chrissy. - And this isn't? 183 00:05:40,858 --> 00:05:42,094 I think you've been sniffing your own farts 184 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,196 for way too long. 185 00:05:43,263 --> 00:05:45,066 - You're gonna wish you were eating my farts 186 00:05:45,133 --> 00:05:48,039 once I show you a place of torture and torment! 187 00:05:48,106 --> 00:05:50,511 We're going to Biggleheim! 188 00:05:50,578 --> 00:05:51,914 DARLENE: Relax your grip, baby. Good. 189 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:53,316 - I thought both your exes ran off 190 00:05:53,383 --> 00:05:54,586 with Russian catfishers. 191 00:05:54,653 --> 00:05:56,022 - Oh, that was hubbies one and two. 192 00:05:56,088 --> 00:05:57,357 Gus was number three. 193 00:05:57,424 --> 00:05:58,827 We were in the process of mending fences 194 00:05:58,894 --> 00:05:59,896 when he died. 195 00:05:59,963 --> 00:06:01,332 - One moment, I'm getting my new 196 00:06:01,399 --> 00:06:02,735 Craigslist business up and running. 197 00:06:02,802 --> 00:06:04,940 The next, a weather satellite's crashing on my head. 198 00:06:05,006 --> 00:06:07,044 Luck of the Slovaks, I guess. [chuckles] 199 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,215 - Darlene, how long has Gus been here like that? 200 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:11,620 - Uh, I noticed he was here when my broken bidet 201 00:06:11,687 --> 00:06:13,122 started working again. 202 00:06:13,189 --> 00:06:14,793 Gus always loved me with a clean caboose. 203 00:06:14,859 --> 00:06:16,496 [chuckles] That was a few months back. 204 00:06:16,563 --> 00:06:18,500 - Mo--months? Oh, fuck. 205 00:06:18,567 --> 00:06:19,936 DARLENE: What? - Ghost can only stay 206 00:06:20,003 --> 00:06:21,506 on the corporeal plane for so long 207 00:06:21,573 --> 00:06:23,176 before they turn into wraiths. - What? 208 00:06:23,243 --> 00:06:25,113 - Vengeful spirits who hunt the living and feed off misery. 209 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:27,117 - Oh, that's ridiculous. Gus couldn't hurt a fly. 210 00:06:27,184 --> 00:06:28,988 - Show me where you keep your most precious memories 211 00:06:29,054 --> 00:06:30,491 from your relationship. - What? Why? 212 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:31,960 - Oh, man. 213 00:06:32,027 --> 00:06:33,631 DARLENE: Uh-oh. GUS: [groans] 214 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:34,900 - He doesn't look good. 215 00:06:34,966 --> 00:06:36,837 - Man, I'm feeling strange, Leeny. 216 00:06:36,904 --> 00:06:38,473 Like when I opened that hookah restaurant 217 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:40,110 on top of that open gas line? 218 00:06:40,176 --> 00:06:41,680 DARLENE: Oh! - Do it now! 219 00:06:41,747 --> 00:06:43,483 - Just give me a moment to mourn that hand! 220 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:45,020 - Darlene. - It did things to me 221 00:06:45,086 --> 00:06:46,122 you'd never believe. 222 00:06:46,188 --> 00:06:47,391 - Ugh. - Boom, boom. 223 00:06:50,698 --> 00:06:53,837 [dramatic music] 224 00:06:53,904 --> 00:06:55,040 ♪♪ ♪♪ 225 00:06:55,106 --> 00:06:57,444 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Biggleheim, 226 00:06:57,512 --> 00:06:59,849 where remarkable souls like you have the freedom 227 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:02,354 to choose your own afterlife. 228 00:07:02,421 --> 00:07:03,958 ♪♪ ♪♪ 229 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,695 - Milady. 230 00:07:05,761 --> 00:07:08,534 - No wonder you're so sensitive about your Soul Hole, Dad. 231 00:07:08,601 --> 00:07:09,869 I mean, how could anyone compete with this? 232 00:07:09,936 --> 00:07:11,907 SATAN: Stop! - What are you doing? 233 00:07:11,974 --> 00:07:13,978 - We need disguises to sneak inside. 234 00:07:14,044 --> 00:07:16,215 You want dibs on being the big pretzel? 235 00:07:16,282 --> 00:07:18,754 No? Okay. 236 00:07:18,821 --> 00:07:20,290 CHRISSY: Why are we sneaking? 237 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:21,727 - Eh, I'm a rebel of the industry. 238 00:07:21,793 --> 00:07:23,564 So much so, the Biggleheim schmucks 239 00:07:23,631 --> 00:07:25,200 banned me from re-entering 240 00:07:25,266 --> 00:07:27,437 and revoked my soul-collecting license. 241 00:07:27,505 --> 00:07:29,008 Pretty rock and roll, huh? 242 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:31,479 - Yeah, the Phil Spector part of rock and roll. 243 00:07:31,546 --> 00:07:33,517 SATAN: Phil Spector! I love Phil Spector. 244 00:07:33,584 --> 00:07:35,020 I got the Christmas album. 245 00:07:35,086 --> 00:07:36,489 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Biggleheim, 246 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:38,359 where your afterlife awaits you. 247 00:07:38,426 --> 00:07:39,562 PRIMORDIAL: Funky like a chicken? 248 00:07:39,629 --> 00:07:40,865 You like to fuck chickens? 249 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:43,202 - Come to Polymelia afterlife and get a hug. 250 00:07:43,269 --> 00:07:44,305 Two of them! 251 00:07:44,371 --> 00:07:47,679 - Wow! Mutton chops? Who knew? 252 00:07:47,745 --> 00:07:50,183 - So are all these booths run by real gods? 253 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,820 - There are no gods, Chrissy. 254 00:07:51,887 --> 00:07:54,024 Some douchebags invented that concept 255 00:07:54,091 --> 00:07:56,997 to manipulate naive souls like yours to their cause. 256 00:07:57,064 --> 00:07:59,301 These afterlives are run by eternal beings 257 00:07:59,368 --> 00:08:00,604 called primordials. 258 00:08:00,671 --> 00:08:01,907 That's what I am. 259 00:08:01,973 --> 00:08:03,209 PRIMORDIAL 1: Slip and slide here. 260 00:08:03,276 --> 00:08:05,146 PRIMORDIAL 2: Mormon afterlife over here! 261 00:08:05,213 --> 00:08:07,351 No birth control allowed. 262 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:09,254 CHRISSY: Seems like these souls get to live plush, 263 00:08:09,321 --> 00:08:11,994 peaceful afterlives, and yours get ripped to shreds. 264 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:15,300 ANNOUNCER: Make some noise for the Biggleheim Angels! 265 00:08:15,367 --> 00:08:16,469 - Whoa! 266 00:08:16,536 --> 00:08:17,471 - Oh, fucking kill me. 267 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:19,208 - B-B-B-B-Biggleheim! 268 00:08:19,274 --> 00:08:20,377 [electronic music] 269 00:08:20,443 --> 00:08:21,546 Y'all having a good time tonight? 270 00:08:21,613 --> 00:08:23,082 I can't hear you! 271 00:08:23,149 --> 00:08:24,552 I said, are you having a good time tonight or what? 272 00:08:24,619 --> 00:08:25,921 Yeow! 273 00:08:25,988 --> 00:08:27,024 - ♪♪ Heaven is a place for each of you ♪♪ 274 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,894 ♪♪ I promise you, this much is true ♪♪ 275 00:08:28,961 --> 00:08:30,463 - ♪♪ So come and join our paradise ♪♪ 276 00:08:30,531 --> 00:08:32,100 ♪♪ It's limitless and really nice ♪♪ 277 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:33,704 - ♪♪ Heaven ♪♪ 278 00:08:33,771 --> 00:08:35,373 ♪♪ The place to be somebody ♪♪ 279 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:37,044 ♪♪ In death ♪♪ 280 00:08:37,110 --> 00:08:38,881 - Now, this is an afterlife where souls would actually 281 00:08:38,947 --> 00:08:40,250 want to spend eternity. 282 00:08:40,316 --> 00:08:43,724 It's like they're BTS and you're some old guy 283 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,262 who records BTS covers in their mom's basement. 284 00:08:46,328 --> 00:08:48,366 - These are the assholes I was talking about! 285 00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:52,007 They're frat boys trying to make you drink their piss! 286 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:52,975 Oh! 287 00:08:53,042 --> 00:08:54,546 There's that rat bastard Marv. 288 00:08:54,612 --> 00:08:56,215 Okay, Chrissy, let's go! 289 00:08:56,282 --> 00:08:59,956 Where'd she--I should have brought the leash. 290 00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:01,693 - I still don't understand why I gotta get rid of 291 00:09:01,760 --> 00:09:03,262 all these precious memories. 292 00:09:03,329 --> 00:09:05,400 - Most of this stuff is dildos and gardening tools, Darlene. 293 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,003 - Yeah, that's my entire 40s! 294 00:09:07,070 --> 00:09:09,408 - Unfinished business is the reason Gus can't go. 295 00:09:09,475 --> 00:09:11,680 He died while trying to mend your broken marriage. 296 00:09:11,747 --> 00:09:13,149 His unfinished business is you. 297 00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:14,586 DARLENE: That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard. 298 00:09:14,652 --> 00:09:16,523 LAURA: No. We need to cut all ties 299 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,226 between you two so he can cross over. 300 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:19,929 - Cross over? I just got settled. 301 00:09:19,996 --> 00:09:22,769 Leeny-Beany-Tortellini and I are doing gangbusters. 302 00:09:22,835 --> 00:09:24,238 My online business in ladies' fashion 303 00:09:24,304 --> 00:09:26,409 is gonna get off the ground any day now. 304 00:09:26,475 --> 00:09:28,045 I can feel it in my garter belt. 305 00:09:28,112 --> 00:09:30,584 - Aha! Divorce papers. DARLENE: Oh, God. 306 00:09:30,651 --> 00:09:32,755 - This will help you remember how much you hated each other. 307 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:33,857 - If I didn't know any better, 308 00:09:33,924 --> 00:09:35,795 I'd say this was unnecessarily cruel. 309 00:09:35,861 --> 00:09:37,698 - Darlene, you called Gus a serial adulterer... 310 00:09:37,765 --> 00:09:38,767 DARLENE: Yeah? - Who cheated on you 311 00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:39,769 multiple times. DARLENE: Yeah? 312 00:09:39,836 --> 00:09:40,905 - Doesn't that sting? 313 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:42,240 - It wasn't multiple times, Laura. 314 00:09:42,307 --> 00:09:44,512 It was one time with multiple people. 315 00:09:44,579 --> 00:09:45,915 - Actually, it was multiple times 316 00:09:45,981 --> 00:09:47,819 with multiple people, but one family. 317 00:09:47,885 --> 00:09:49,054 DARLENE: Lot of sisters. 318 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,223 - Darlene convinced you that you were 319 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,495 the star of a Truman Show-like experiment 320 00:09:52,562 --> 00:09:53,697 entitled, What's All the Gus About? 321 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:54,899 - I still stand by that title. 322 00:09:54,966 --> 00:09:56,435 - But her abuse did reunite me 323 00:09:56,503 --> 00:09:57,672 with my biological father, 324 00:09:57,738 --> 00:09:59,542 who then turned out to be a paid actor! 325 00:09:59,609 --> 00:10:01,178 - Argh! - Laura. 326 00:10:01,245 --> 00:10:02,849 Let's not get our panties in a bunch. 327 00:10:02,915 --> 00:10:04,619 Speaking of, the duck pattern pair 328 00:10:04,686 --> 00:10:06,222 you got on is a real nice choice. 329 00:10:06,288 --> 00:10:07,190 - What the? Why, you 330 00:10:07,257 --> 00:10:08,760 Norman Bates peeping motherfucker! 331 00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:10,998 - Stop fighting! Stop fighting right now, okay? 332 00:10:11,065 --> 00:10:12,535 There is no unfinished business. 333 00:10:12,602 --> 00:10:13,570 Our love is strong. 334 00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:15,006 Stronger than death! 335 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,041 [thud] 336 00:10:16,108 --> 00:10:17,377 Oh, God. Okay. 337 00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:20,818 Let's maybe put unfinished business back on the table. 338 00:10:20,885 --> 00:10:22,755 PRIMORDIAL: Thumb Realm is like Palm Springs. 339 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:25,059 Weather's always nice, and we have a heated pool! 340 00:10:25,126 --> 00:10:26,228 [chuckles] 341 00:10:26,295 --> 00:10:27,932 You're gonna love my afterlife, little girl. 342 00:10:27,999 --> 00:10:30,036 The email list, by the way, is really just 343 00:10:30,103 --> 00:10:31,506 a community bulletin type thing. 344 00:10:31,573 --> 00:10:32,809 We really won't advertise-- 345 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,846 SATAN: Beat it, you fat fucking toe! 346 00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:36,650 - Hey, man. The lady can speak for herself. 347 00:10:36,716 --> 00:10:39,789 - The lady is alive and 13. 348 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:41,660 - Hmm. Come find me when you die. 349 00:10:41,726 --> 00:10:44,031 - Ah, man. This thumb guy's so cool! 350 00:10:44,097 --> 00:10:46,101 He runs this, like, resort with a giant projector 351 00:10:46,168 --> 00:10:48,574 so his souls can watch movies on the lawn. 352 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,943 You should take some tips! 353 00:10:50,009 --> 00:10:51,478 - You won't make a verbal agreement with me, 354 00:10:51,546 --> 00:10:53,784 now you're signing up for other afterlives? 355 00:10:53,851 --> 00:10:56,155 Who knows what dystopian shitstorm that asshole runs. 356 00:10:56,222 --> 00:10:58,594 - You trick souls into living in a pit of agony. 357 00:10:58,660 --> 00:10:59,596 Hanging with that thumb 358 00:10:59,662 --> 00:11:01,666 couldn't be worse than your Soul Hole. 359 00:11:01,733 --> 00:11:03,202 - I know you're a kid who thinks the hereafter 360 00:11:03,269 --> 00:11:04,873 should be sunshine and ice cream, 361 00:11:04,939 --> 00:11:07,778 and you judge me for being the genius who created hell. 362 00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:10,316 - If you created hell, then why aren't you there? 363 00:11:10,383 --> 00:11:13,189 Why are you running a shithole ambulance chasing on Earth? 364 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:16,128 - Before you came along, I commanded fear and respect 365 00:11:16,195 --> 00:11:18,299 from every goddamn belief system ever created! 366 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:20,036 - And now you're trying to convince yourself 367 00:11:20,103 --> 00:11:21,940 that you're still on top because you don't want to admit 368 00:11:22,007 --> 00:11:25,113 you're an outdated fossil! 369 00:11:25,179 --> 00:11:27,384 - I had this stupid idea that having a child 370 00:11:27,450 --> 00:11:28,620 would make me stronger. 371 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,490 But you're just too fucking naive! 372 00:11:30,558 --> 00:11:32,595 You're never gonna get this until you open your eyes 373 00:11:32,662 --> 00:11:34,231 and experience it. 374 00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:36,101 Big pretzel out. 375 00:11:38,139 --> 00:11:40,611 Goddamn, she takes after her mother. 376 00:11:40,678 --> 00:11:43,349 I'm telling you, I got two of them now. 377 00:11:43,416 --> 00:11:44,451 CREATURES: Go, quick, quick, quick, quick. 378 00:11:44,519 --> 00:11:45,788 Quick, quick, quick. 379 00:11:45,854 --> 00:11:46,990 Quick, quick, quick, quick. 380 00:11:47,057 --> 00:11:49,729 Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 381 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,232 - My souls! 382 00:11:51,298 --> 00:11:52,835 MARV: All right, a little bit to the left. 383 00:11:52,902 --> 00:11:54,772 To the left. Okay, that's great. 384 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,141 Now drop it slow-- 385 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:57,410 - Hey, Marv. 386 00:11:57,477 --> 00:11:59,448 Any last word before I finger your eyes out 387 00:11:59,515 --> 00:12:00,684 and fuck your empty skull? 388 00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:01,886 - Just a couple. 389 00:12:01,953 --> 00:12:03,189 We got him! 390 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,959 CREATURES: Quick, quick, quick, quick. 391 00:12:05,026 --> 00:12:07,163 MICHAEL: No need to struggle, Satan, 392 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:10,303 'cause we ain't ever gonna let you go from our hearts. 393 00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:12,274 ALL: Or our clutches. 394 00:12:18,052 --> 00:12:21,358 - I'll never get this shit until I live it? 395 00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:23,462 Well, fuck you, Dad! 396 00:12:23,530 --> 00:12:25,199 Who's living now? 397 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,370 [phone chimes] 398 00:12:27,437 --> 00:12:29,809 Happy Hour, boat to Thumb Realm at 6:00. 399 00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:31,513 Free drink ticket. 400 00:12:31,579 --> 00:12:35,053 Huh, I guess I gotta open my eyes and experience it. 401 00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:37,390 SOUL: Oh, no! There's so many afterlives recruiting me. 402 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,860 It's like, oh, this is so awkward! 403 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:40,598 I mean, I was popular in high school, 404 00:12:40,664 --> 00:12:42,702 but who would have thought I'd be popular in the afterlife? 405 00:12:42,768 --> 00:12:45,741 [solemn music] 406 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,880 ♪♪ ♪♪ 407 00:12:48,947 --> 00:12:49,916 [buzzing] - Whoa! 408 00:12:49,983 --> 00:12:51,452 What the... 409 00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:53,255 Hmm. 410 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:04,478 MICHAEL: [laughs] 411 00:13:04,545 --> 00:13:06,916 I didn't recognize you in that whacked out man-suit. 412 00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:08,252 - Didn't recognize you 413 00:13:08,319 --> 00:13:10,123 without your boss's dick in your mouth. 414 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,493 - Back in the day, you would have never 415 00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,195 fallen for a trap like this. 416 00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:14,999 ALL: You're weaker than ever now. 417 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:15,934 - I can't believe your bitch ass 418 00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:17,070 sold me out to these jag-offs. 419 00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,640 - They offered me my own realm. 420 00:13:18,707 --> 00:13:19,842 It's open concept. 421 00:13:19,909 --> 00:13:20,911 Everything's buffet style. 422 00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:22,380 - Spare me, shitbag! 423 00:13:22,447 --> 00:13:24,886 - [yelling] 424 00:13:26,355 --> 00:13:29,762 - Shit's about to get biblical, bitches. 425 00:13:29,829 --> 00:13:31,966 THUMB: Chrissy! So glad to see you dead. 426 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:34,004 CHRISSY: Oh, this place is so great and classy! 427 00:13:34,071 --> 00:13:36,075 - Hey, everybody. This is Chrissy. 428 00:13:36,141 --> 00:13:37,344 She's here for pool hour. 429 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,448 - Why do they all look like thumbs? 430 00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:40,951 - Here in Thumb Realm, we all take on 431 00:13:41,018 --> 00:13:42,788 the one true and pure form. 432 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:45,995 All is balanced, fair, peaceful. 433 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:49,902 - That thumb get too much sun? 434 00:13:49,969 --> 00:13:51,238 - Pool time is over! 435 00:13:51,305 --> 00:13:52,340 Game time! 436 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:54,378 Why don't we show Chrissy Thumb Print? 437 00:13:56,983 --> 00:13:58,553 Chrissy, you're gonna love this. 438 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,027 I present the Great Thumb! 439 00:14:02,093 --> 00:14:04,431 It measures our love for thumbness! 440 00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:07,070 - Huh. Okay. 441 00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,876 - Who wants to go first? 442 00:14:09,942 --> 00:14:11,679 How about you? 443 00:14:11,746 --> 00:14:13,550 - Oh, uh. Yes, of course, Thumb. 444 00:14:13,617 --> 00:14:15,486 No problem. 445 00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:18,459 [dramatic music] 446 00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:19,762 ♪♪ ♪♪ 447 00:14:19,829 --> 00:14:21,098 - This is a Dybbuk Box. 448 00:14:21,165 --> 00:14:22,033 It won't cure him, but it sure as shit 449 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:23,469 will contain him forever. 450 00:14:23,537 --> 00:14:24,404 - I don't know, Laura. 451 00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:26,008 I already put Gus in one wooden box. 452 00:14:26,075 --> 00:14:27,712 I--I don't want to do it again. 453 00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:29,481 - Break it off, Darlene! - I can't! 454 00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:31,485 Even the bad memories seem not so bad now. 455 00:14:31,553 --> 00:14:34,124 - You're romanticizing a toxic relationship. 456 00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:36,361 - Okay, and you and Satan didn't have good times? 457 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:38,165 - He's made my life a living hell! 458 00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:39,769 - Without him, you wouldn't have Chrissy, right? 459 00:14:39,836 --> 00:14:41,673 - Oh, whatever. I'm doing this. 460 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:43,008 - It's okay, baby. 461 00:14:43,075 --> 00:14:44,478 Don't be scared. 462 00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:45,681 ♪♪ ♪♪ 463 00:14:45,748 --> 00:14:48,352 - [chanting spell] 464 00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:50,389 [rumbling] 465 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:52,862 ♪♪ ♪♪ 466 00:14:52,928 --> 00:14:54,999 - [yelling] 467 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:57,404 Leeny! I love you! 468 00:14:57,470 --> 00:14:58,607 - Gus-Gus! 469 00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,042 - Ooh! 470 00:15:00,109 --> 00:15:01,646 I'm still going in! 471 00:15:01,713 --> 00:15:02,748 I'm still going-- 472 00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:04,484 - Darlene, no! 473 00:15:04,552 --> 00:15:07,490 ♪♪ ♪♪ 474 00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:08,493 Uh-oh. 475 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,265 ♪♪ ♪♪ 476 00:15:13,369 --> 00:15:15,072 - So, Alan, how does thumbness 477 00:15:15,139 --> 00:15:16,976 help you in your day-to-day life? 478 00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:19,949 - Uh, we--well, when I think of how fleshy 479 00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:24,057 and--and stumpy I am, I never feel down! 480 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,694 - You use pleasant words, but the Great Thumb 481 00:15:25,761 --> 00:15:26,930 sees through your lies. 482 00:15:26,996 --> 00:15:28,365 ALAN: What? No! 483 00:15:28,432 --> 00:15:31,238 Thumbness is a "dream thumb true." 484 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,643 [chuckles] Ah, fuck it! 485 00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:34,846 I hate thumbs! 486 00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:35,981 I miss my fingers and my genitals! 487 00:15:36,048 --> 00:15:36,916 [grunts] [all gasping] 488 00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:38,152 - Oh, fuck! 489 00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:41,291 THUMB: [chuckles] So fun. Who's next? 490 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,597 - You're insane! - Hey, now. 491 00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:46,068 Check yourself, or you'll get thumbed. 492 00:15:46,135 --> 00:15:47,872 - Shit, my dad was right. 493 00:15:47,938 --> 00:15:50,109 [tense music] 494 00:15:50,176 --> 00:15:52,548 Stick yourself up an ass, you fucking thumb! 495 00:15:52,615 --> 00:15:53,550 [all gasping] 496 00:15:53,617 --> 00:15:54,752 - [groaning] 497 00:15:54,819 --> 00:15:56,088 Ah, shit! 498 00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:58,092 I'm stuck! This sucks! 499 00:15:58,159 --> 00:15:59,461 - What sucks? 500 00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:01,265 That you're on your back like an amputated turtle? 501 00:16:01,331 --> 00:16:04,539 - Oh, bend, you useless fucking knuckles! 502 00:16:04,605 --> 00:16:05,541 [all gasping] 503 00:16:05,607 --> 00:16:06,910 [grunting] 504 00:16:06,976 --> 00:16:08,012 Damn it! 505 00:16:08,078 --> 00:16:09,749 I only had some hands! 506 00:16:09,816 --> 00:16:11,118 [yelling] [squishing] 507 00:16:11,185 --> 00:16:12,521 [all cheering] 508 00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:14,492 - Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! 509 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:17,230 - With Thumb gone, we can make this place a real paradise! 510 00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:18,934 - Uh, I-- I gotta go find my dad. 511 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,303 He needs help with a thing, 512 00:16:20,369 --> 00:16:22,040 but have fun thinking for yourselves again! 513 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,209 - Oh, wait, wait, we're gonna have 514 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:26,048 lots of good thinking times! Ha! 515 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:29,555 - Darlene? 516 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,757 I should warn you, 517 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,759 I get violent at hide and seek. 518 00:16:31,826 --> 00:16:33,563 Ask Chrissy. 519 00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:36,569 [eerie music] 520 00:16:36,636 --> 00:16:39,675 ♪♪ ♪♪ 521 00:16:39,742 --> 00:16:42,046 [creature groaning] 522 00:16:42,113 --> 00:16:43,617 [gasps] 523 00:16:43,683 --> 00:16:44,719 ♪♪ ♪♪ 524 00:16:44,785 --> 00:16:46,088 Oh, God. 525 00:16:46,154 --> 00:16:48,092 Okay. Um... 526 00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,864 [creature snarling] 527 00:16:50,931 --> 00:16:53,068 Oh, fuck! 528 00:16:53,135 --> 00:16:56,041 [chanting] 529 00:16:57,243 --> 00:17:00,751 [dramatic music] 530 00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,186 GUS: Leeny! 531 00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,723 DARLENE: Oh, God! 532 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,094 I have a confession to make! 533 00:17:06,161 --> 00:17:08,098 I'm not his unfinished business! 534 00:17:08,165 --> 00:17:09,301 - What? 535 00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:10,804 - We started a business together. 536 00:17:10,871 --> 00:17:13,142 We wanted to succeed as a team, even if it was 537 00:17:13,209 --> 00:17:14,979 just selling my used underwear online. 538 00:17:15,046 --> 00:17:16,415 - Oh, God, Darlene! 539 00:17:16,481 --> 00:17:18,485 - Not that it matters! Nothing sold. 540 00:17:18,553 --> 00:17:20,891 We're gonna die 'cause nobody wants my dumpy dundees! 541 00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:21,993 - Okay, so what you're saying 542 00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:23,730 is if someone buys your underwear... 543 00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:27,337 - His actual business will be complete and he'll leave, yes. 544 00:17:27,403 --> 00:17:28,940 But it has to be from a stranger! 545 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,711 He'll know we're pitying him. 546 00:17:30,777 --> 00:17:32,581 - Who do we know that would buy your dirty underwear? 547 00:17:32,648 --> 00:17:33,617 Wait. 548 00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:36,021 [rock music] 549 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,925 - Hello? 550 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:39,227 Buy what now? 551 00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:41,131 [thud] DARLENE: [yelps] 552 00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:42,735 LAURA: Hurry, hurry, hurry! 553 00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:44,505 God, you son of a bitch! 554 00:17:44,572 --> 00:17:45,807 [ding] 555 00:17:49,047 --> 00:17:50,617 - Darlene? 556 00:17:50,684 --> 00:17:51,920 What--what happened? 557 00:17:51,986 --> 00:17:53,289 - Good news. Online perverts 558 00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:55,059 are sexually attracted to your wife. 559 00:17:55,126 --> 00:17:56,562 - We got our first sale? 560 00:17:56,629 --> 00:17:58,265 Oh, Leeny-Beany! 561 00:17:58,332 --> 00:18:00,938 I told you, great collection, great hips, great-- 562 00:18:01,004 --> 00:18:02,708 BOTH: ♪♪ Lady ♪♪ 563 00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:04,177 DARLENE: Oh! 564 00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:07,317 Goodbye, Gus. 565 00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:09,220 Thanks for the memories. 566 00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:11,458 - Goodbye, Darlene. 567 00:18:11,526 --> 00:18:13,429 Hey, real quick, are-- are you gonna send me 568 00:18:13,496 --> 00:18:15,701 my half of the money, or... 569 00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:17,036 You know, you keep it. 570 00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:20,009 I'll hit you up for it on the flip-side! 571 00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:22,514 [somber music] 572 00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:23,550 - Hey, you okay? 573 00:18:23,617 --> 00:18:24,785 - I think so. 574 00:18:24,852 --> 00:18:27,056 It'll be nice getting back to the single life. 575 00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:29,327 There's a speed dating event down by the adult bookstore 576 00:18:29,394 --> 00:18:30,597 tomorrow if you want to-- - No, no. 577 00:18:30,664 --> 00:18:32,233 I'd rather go die in a bug bomb. 578 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:37,276 ♪♪ ♪♪ 579 00:18:37,343 --> 00:18:39,447 - [grunting] 580 00:18:39,515 --> 00:18:42,420 - Did I just get the craziest deja vu? 581 00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:44,525 Or is this exactly how you looked when we... 582 00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:45,927 ♪♪ Kicked your ass out of hell ♪♪ 583 00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,831 - Kicked out? - Fuck hell! 584 00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:49,367 I got a new thing going on. 585 00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:51,104 - Word from Wibby Turkle is that girl of yours 586 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,342 is a powerful little bastard. 587 00:18:53,409 --> 00:18:55,246 - So that's what this is all about. 588 00:18:55,313 --> 00:18:56,749 - We can't have you and your Lucifreak 589 00:18:56,816 --> 00:18:59,187 grabbing up all the power for yourselves, now, can we? 590 00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:01,058 Boss feels that wouldn't be fair. 591 00:19:01,124 --> 00:19:03,630 - Where is that Beelzebaby, B-T-dubs? 592 00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:05,734 - When you find it, you better bring a fucking army! 593 00:19:05,801 --> 00:19:07,571 I'm talking tanks! Nukes! 594 00:19:07,638 --> 00:19:10,242 Golems that shoot lasers out of their dicks! 595 00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:13,148 Because Chrissy don't take shit from nobody! 596 00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:15,620 She gets that from me. We're rebels. 597 00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:18,359 MICHAEL: How sweet. But heart to heart... 598 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:21,031 ALL: ♪♪ Time to cut out yours ♪♪ 599 00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:24,170 [crackling] 600 00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:26,475 MICHAEL: [yelling] - See? 601 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,178 What did I tell you? [cackles] 602 00:19:28,245 --> 00:19:30,550 - Hey! Get that bitch! 603 00:19:30,617 --> 00:19:32,053 CREATURES: Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. 604 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,892 ♪♪ ♪♪ 605 00:19:34,959 --> 00:19:37,196 [creatures screaming] 606 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,633 ♪♪ ♪♪ 607 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:42,206 - [screaming] 608 00:19:44,979 --> 00:19:46,883 [screaming] 609 00:19:46,949 --> 00:19:48,052 [grunts] 610 00:19:48,118 --> 00:19:50,189 - Hey, girl, it's time to die! 611 00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,026 CHRISSY: [screaming] 612 00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:56,869 - Get away from my daughter! 613 00:19:56,936 --> 00:19:59,909 [dramatic music] 614 00:19:59,975 --> 00:20:06,889 ♪♪ ♪♪ 615 00:20:11,398 --> 00:20:13,837 - [speaking language] 616 00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:23,188 [electronic music] 617 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,157 - Fuck this. 618 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,226 We outie. 619 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,796 - This ain't over, Satan. 620 00:20:26,863 --> 00:20:30,202 - Not by a long shot. 621 00:20:30,269 --> 00:20:33,375 ♪♪ ♪♪ 622 00:20:38,285 --> 00:20:40,791 - Could a fossil go nuclear like that? 623 00:20:40,857 --> 00:20:42,160 Fuck no. 624 00:20:42,226 --> 00:20:43,262 Hey, thanks for the save. 625 00:20:43,328 --> 00:20:44,732 - Yeah, back at you. 626 00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:45,801 You were right. 627 00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:47,103 This place blows chunks. 628 00:20:47,170 --> 00:20:48,606 - So, you've come around, huh? 629 00:20:48,673 --> 00:20:50,309 Finally see the wisdom of the Soul Hole? 630 00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:51,478 - Oh, yeah, no, no, no. 631 00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:52,781 The Soul Hole's still a shit place 632 00:20:52,848 --> 00:20:54,552 fucked up beyond all imagination. 633 00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:55,887 It's just not the worst place out there. 634 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,256 - That's fair enough. 635 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,595 Come on, kiddo. Let's get out of here. 636 00:21:05,574 --> 00:21:08,580 - Hey, Dad, what the angel said about you 637 00:21:08,646 --> 00:21:10,784 getting kicked out of hell, was that true? 638 00:21:10,851 --> 00:21:14,492 Is that why everyone now thinks you're a loser? 639 00:21:14,558 --> 00:21:17,931 - Um, yeah, I guess. 640 00:21:17,998 --> 00:21:19,467 - Pretty rock and roll. 641 00:21:21,138 --> 00:21:23,510 - Speaking of, you want to go mess with Phil Spector's soul? 642 00:21:23,576 --> 00:21:24,545 I know where it is. 643 00:21:24,612 --> 00:21:25,981 - Yeah, I'd like that. 644 00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:32,160 [dog barking] 645 00:21:32,226 --> 00:21:33,530 - So how was your weekend? 646 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,032 - It was actually pretty good. 647 00:21:35,099 --> 00:21:36,268 - Yeah? 648 00:21:36,334 --> 00:21:38,038 What'd you do, wipe out a fairy forest? 649 00:21:38,105 --> 00:21:40,844 - Dad's not as two-dimensional as you think. 650 00:21:41,444 --> 00:21:43,817 - Uh, okay. 651 00:21:43,883 --> 00:21:45,987 What'd that fucker say about me this time? 652 00:21:47,156 --> 00:21:48,526 CHRISSY: Nothing. 653 00:21:50,329 --> 00:21:51,999 - Well, that's right. 654 00:21:52,066 --> 00:21:53,570 He better not. [scoffs] 655 00:21:55,372 --> 00:21:59,180 Because if he did, I would say something to him that-- 656 00:21:59,247 --> 00:22:00,851 say something back, so... 657 00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:02,821 And he knows it. 658 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,192 He knows he can't say shit. 659 00:22:05,259 --> 00:22:06,863 Got nothing to say to me. 660 00:22:08,633 --> 00:22:11,338 If he was like, "You're ugly," 661 00:22:11,404 --> 00:22:13,843 I'd be like... [blows raspberry] 662 00:22:13,910 --> 00:22:16,414 "You are." 663 00:22:17,149 --> 00:22:20,155 Uh, whoa, is that a bird's nest? 664 00:22:20,222 --> 00:22:22,326 I didn't know they're--no. 665 00:22:23,328 --> 00:22:25,432 That's just a pile of sticks.